Help me realize my waifu isn't real. I think about her everday and in my heart i feel her but my head knows she isn't real how can /a/ deal with this pain.
>>135355175
Help you realize that? Easy. She wouldn't even look at you twice, if she were real.
But she is. Learn to swim and you can touch her stern for real.
>>135355417
>confirmed to be literally wrecked.
Slut. Even in public.
>>135355175
vitamin b6 supplements in order to start remembering your dreams more
+practicing lucid dreaming can help you make your waifu come true
>>135355445
Why do you think she shows her big butt to everyone?
>>135355464
Will look into that
>>135355539
>>135355175
You can by starting up the 4th reich and build a modern Prinz Eugen on the harbors.
And then on the ceremonial ship launching, you hump her till you cum while the crew watches and don't forget the champagne bottle.
I'm a Bismarck guy myself but I can see why you like her.
>>135355587
>You can by starting up the 4th reich and build a modern Prinz Eugen on the harbors.
This. The fire is already rising. Just push it a little bit further.
Too pure
I hope they won't add them to the next season or whenever. They'll just run them.
>>135355617
>Sauerkraut
I dont get it
It's stinky cabbage
>>135355756
It's healthy, you fat burger.
>>135355175
>Help me realize my waifu isn't real.
>my head knows she isn't real
Then what the hell is your problem?
>>135356286
A thread about his waifu.
I missed about she is real in my heartb
>>135355417
Godspeed to that anon who promised to cum on her butt in real life.
>Excuse me Mr. boat captain, could you turn away for a bit?
>>135356718
You don't change that.
That's what having waifu is about.