They need your love and cuddling too.
It's not even 26 in any part of the world. December 26 is cake day
>>135165652
>>135165652
I can give them a creampie...
>>135165685
It's 25 you pleb.
>>135165897
Can you read?
>>135165915
Can you? December 26 is not cake day.
>>135165685
Ara ara~ that's the idea though.
Don't let another year pass by for a Christmas cake.
>>135165959
But it is. Look it up
>>135165695
I think I've watched this webm a million times by now.
reminder,
>you will never meet a cute Christmas Cake by chance one day on the train
>you will never develop a friendship with her and meet her every morning and night on the train
>she will never slowly open up to you and reveal her insecurities and fears
>you will never let her use your shoulder to cry on and be the one who saves her from her boring life
>you two will never start growing romantic feelings for each other
>you will never ask her out on a date one day and make her blush
>she will never doubt herself and say she's not pretty enough to go out with you only for you to kiss her and tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world
>she will never cry and tell you thank you and go out on a wonderful date with you
>you will never cuddle up with her after a wonderful evening and tell her how much you love her
>she will never say i love you back
>>135166049
Do you even understand what a Christmas cake is?
>>135166112
Do you know what cake day is?
>>135166100
Don't ruin my hopes and dreams now...
How the fuck can i cuddle them if they're anime.
Check mate weeb
>>135166159
>roastie
Back to reddit9k
>>135166132
Cake day isn't fucking relevant to the topic at hand, which is Christmas cakes. That's the point.
>>135166221
Then why did you try to correct the guy talking about it in the first place then?
>>135166159
>>135166234
yare yare daze
>>135166234
It's funny because you're the only one who brought up 3D in the first place and I have a dick. Stay salty I guess
>>135166252
Because cake day in relation to Christmas cakes is 25. Not that it exists. You're correct tough, I should have just told him to fuck off.
Protect them at all cost.
>>135166360
YOU FRAUD
YOU SAY YOU PROTECT THE CAKES BUT LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
>>135166589
I-I fucked up.
>>135166360
Artist's comments:
"Watching a lady returning home from work while being troubled by people feeling each other up in her presence is a job I'd like to do."
>>135166159
What the fuck is a roastie?
Christmas Cakes will save anime, I just know it.
>>135166767
a roasted marshmellow
>>135166767
It's an /r9k/ meme, basically means slut and is a reference to busted looking vaginas.
>>135166805
Good taste right here.
to any an all cakes that are lurking this threadI love you.
>>135166912
>>135166944
that isn't true at all though
women are born roasties. there are different vagina shapes you know. gross ham flaps are just one of them.
also it never gets "loose". they are elastic so they don't lose shape except with age iirc
![[Underwater-Subs] Kantai Collection - Battle of the Curry Seas! (OVA) [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.50_[2015.03.28_12.13.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzduTjE.jpg "[Underwater-Subs] Kantai Collection - Battle of the Curry Seas! (OVA) [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.50_[2015.03.28_12.13.59].jpg")
>>135166944
So all girls with innie bellybuttons are virgins?
>>135167122
I'm a guy faggot. stay delusional.
2D will always be superior anyway.
>you will never decorate the christmas tree while office lady gf is working late on Christmas eve and see her sad, tired face change into tears of happiness and bliss
>>135166944
>this is what ugly virgins believe
>>135167176
>>135167122
Vagina jokes aside, what the hell is that even?
Why would anyone even eat this disgusting piece of shit?
>>135167196
>>135167087
>>135167051
>>135167161
>replying
Fucking stop you mongs.
>>135167246
What do you mean? I asked a serious question.
>>135167280
You shouldn't be asking idiots trying to derail the thread into 3D discussion anything. Just post 2D cakes
>>135165652
Can a character be considered a Christmas Cake if she is
>25years+1day old
>a kissless virgin
but
>there are 2 guys who want to marry her and 1 who wouldn't mind turning her into his mindless sex toy
?
Lads remember never ever reply to obvious /r9k/ users or clearly racebaiting cuck faggots.Now post more qt christmaks cakes, thank you.
>>135167176
>>135167214
>tfw she's trying her best not to let the Christmas spirit get the better of her, fearing the inevitable loneliness that comes after
>>135167368
>>135167358
Until she chooses one of them she's technically a cake. Also not all Cakes have to be virgins
>>135165685
slav(e) detected
>>135167487
>dumbfuckistan citizen in charge of etymology
>>135167458
It is a known fact that all cake characters are virgins.
>>135167603
I don't think it's a requirement. Virgin cakes are the best though.
Love me some christmas cakes.
>>135167603
No.
Christmas cakes are women who aren't married at 25. No one said they have to be used goods or not.
Most christmas cakes are roastie whores.
>>135167686
>Most christmas cakes are roastie whores
3D =/= 2D
>>135167458
Great.
>>135167686
>roastie whores
Anon, why are you so mean to cakes?
>>135167716
>>135165652
>Christmas Cakes
I just can't like this archetype.
I've seen too much "lonely" 25+ women who, when they were in their prime, rejected every men they've met for petty reasons, and now they blame all men for their loneliness.
>>135167122
You don't realize how stupid you sound, do you?
KEIKI!
Is she a cake?
>>135167815
Not yet no, she's closer to a nee-san but she's definitely getting there in a couple more years. Gaen counts as one though.
>>135167753
He is angry about 3D
>>135167815
I don't think so, she died 11 years ago and she was definitely younger than 14
>>135167784
Things are different in Japan.
In Japan, many men are truly not quite up to snuff. They're either shut-ins, herbivores, sissies, scumbags, or just downright pathetic.
These are not exactly 'petty' reasons. The manly men archetype is a fading breed in Japan. The pool of men who are even halfway decent is quite limited. So, many women decide to just stay single, until a good man comes along, rather than forcing themselves to hook up with someone unsavory.
>>135167880
They're referring to older Snail, but if I recall, she's still 21 at that point. So no, she doesn't count as cake.
>>135168006
No I know but I'm using when she died as a reference point. She is 11 years older than her ghost form (when she died) because that bit is during the same time period but in the other universe. I may have worded it awkwardly in retrospect.
>>135167865
Kekimonogatari really needs to happen.
>>135168085
Ah makes sense, no worries then.
>>135167965
Do you really think the women are much better?
>>135165652
She looks cute with the santa hat.
>>135167784
>Applying 3D logic to 2D cakes
>>135167965
Get rekt cunt. Japan isn't a place full of sissy men and desperate women waiting for the gaijin cock. Look up the statistics: Japanese men may not be interested in sex, but Japanese women even less so. If they don't even want their own fucking men, why the hell would they want a filthy gaijin?
This retardation is literally on par with niggers believing every white woman on the planet secretly desires black cock.
>>135168213
They're not, but it's not like we're talking about christmas cakes with the prerequisite that they are attractive yamato nadeshikos.
A lazy fatso can still be a christmas cake.
>>135168287
To be honest I don't want to talk about 3D at all. Just clarifying that bit about your post.
>>135166805
Sensei needs to stop smoking. She'll end up getting lung cancer.
>>135167122
Would eat that sandwich/burger anyways
>>135165685
That's my birthday, can I be christmas cake as a 19 years old straight male?
>>135168353
>tfw you'll never convince sensei to stop smoking for you
>tfw you'll never give her some warm cuddling in place of it
>>135165652
>liking old used up ex-whores
>>135168353
Once she gets a husband she'll only smokehim.
>>135168391
It's from Goo Gli Mijsearch.
>>135166179
"I'm home anon-kun"
>>135168217
>She looks cute with the santa hat.
OP here, and yeah she does, doesn't she?
are 600yo lolis cakes? assuming they're still virgin.
>>135168627
As a paramedic who has seen some pretty gruesome accidents, I can tell you that is the skeleton of a person who was paralyzed waist-down.
>>135168725
>600yo
>loli
>virgin
Basically a loli cake, I guess?
>>135168645
I'd offer her dinner and a bath if you know what I mean
>>135168795
cupcake
>>135166932I-I'm too old to be loved by you...
>>135169020
Don't be silly.
>>135169008
>loli cake
>cupcake
T-this should be a thing.
>>135168391
KWSM
KWSM!
Can girls love Christmas Cakes too?
>>135169100
>>135169008
>cupcake
Gentleman, why is this not a thing yet?
>>135169020
I want to hug a cake and tell her she's the prettiest woman in the universe!
>>135168725
Is she single?
>>135168645
You don't exist anymore.
Where's Mami?
>that feeling when 6 months from now I'd be considered a X-mas cake
>>135167682
She's an adult woman, why hasn't she gotten her teeth fixed?
>>135169468
It's not so bad4 years later.
>>135169020
I'm going to make love to you cake-san!
>>135169468
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>135169468
rip
>there are many cake eating degenerates on
/a/
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>135169510
Because it's moe.
>>135169510
>>135169688
A wolf. A very, very, very hungry wolf.
>>135167965
1 in 2 women in japan are prostitutes/av stars/would suck dick for no other reason than to just suck dick.
>>135169756
>you will never fall prey to a hungry wolf cake
what a waste of bishounen cock
>>135169756
Makes sense, and holy shit this is so cute.
>>135169782
One way or another, all women end up sucking cock for financial or social gain. Except maybe nuns, and even then you never know for sure.
>>135169847
>>135169888
>tfw Christmas cake settles on the notion that she'll never find the man of her dreams
>cake decides to be a nun as penance for not living up to her parents' wishes
>nun!cake meets a guy that begins socializing with her and is now confused as to what to do
>>135169860
>>135165652
That movie is so beautiful. I know the post processing effects get a lot of hate for not being "natural," but I can't help but to assume that those people don't realize that getting an anime to look that good without those effects is impossible. So it's not as if Shinkai takes shortcuts. The way he makes movies is the only way he could.
Christmas with women older than youhttp://imgur.com/a/Xvi6p/all
>>135170126
>cakes, milfs and older women in general
A-anon, thank you for this wonderful Christmas present.
>>135170126
>calling them old ladies
No fucking manners swer on me mum plus most of those aren't even really old
8/10 still gonna have a wank
Just dreamt about having a cake older sister last week. (oldest child)
>tfw woken up by my mother just after oneechan patted me on the head
>>135169924
>urge to /ss/ rising
![fc5a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aDv5dnS.jpg "fc5a[1].jpg")
Why did you post pictures of pretty girls in a thread about cakes?
>>135170116
OP here, I unironically love the movie both visually and as a nice little story of the allure of a cake teacher. The fact that Shinkai was pretty unapologetic in his decision to go for a happy ending only serves to elevate my liking for it. If his commentary was anything to go by, it's pretty obvious that Shinkai is a cake-lover himself.
>>135167176
>waiting till christmas eve to put the christmas tree up
people do this?
>3DPD garbage everywhere
Neo-/a/ is real.
>>135170565
>tfw someone will always disrupt cake/milf/OL discussions with 3DPD moralfaggotry
It gets pretty tiring when I'm just trying to appreciate my cake honestly.
>>135170552
In this particular case, I guess it's meant to surprise the sad and tired Christmas Cake by the time she comes home. I'd say it's worth it
>>135170487
Why did you post ruined food someone boiled for too long and then left sitting out for several days in a thread about cakes?
How much booze do you prefer in your cake?
>>135171047
Enough to make her happy.
>>135171100
This.
>you will never surprise a cute cake with a six pack of her favorite beer for christmas
>>135171047
A lot.
>not getting shitfaced with your cake and acting like drunk idiots together
>not trying to help each other walk to bed only to give up and lay down together in the hallway
>>135167702
KWSM! KWSM!
>>135171154
>doing this in christmas
>not every week
You need to spoil you cake a little more anon.
On christmas I would go out with her and drink in some fancy restaurant.
>>135165652
>this will never be you
>he dumped best girl to literally be friendzoned
>>135167702
>>135171236
I literally just started reading because of this. I was not disappointed.
>>135171697
The best cake story. The best /ss/ story.
>>135171862
Not fucking long enough.
>>135171862
Thats my favorite story I reread it often, too bad it isn't longer and he hasnt updated his other series
>>135168739
I would a disabled skelly-chan.
>>135171862
>quick readthrough
>autistic brother suddenly starts clapping and saying "Christmas Cake!" happily
Confirmed that even autists know how great cakes are, or that cakes are for autists?
>>135170359
why is she so great
>>135172478
The first one
>>135172478
Is he clappingat you?
>>135172491
>fabulously feminine
>great drinking partner
>even better you-know-what partnerdespite being a virgin
>>135172548
That's what I thought.
>>135172581
Nah, he's watching Thomas and suddenly just starting clapping at it and shouting it happily.
>>135172670
Thomas the tank engine?
>>135166100
Holy shit, wake me up inside anon
>>135166140
this .gif terrifies me
>>135166159
>>>/pol/
>>135170126
Merry Christmas, you glorious fucking patrician
>>135173046
I wish cross board invasions were still allowed. r9k vs. pol would be hilarious.
>>135167603
Misato Katsuragi is a non virgin cake.
What's the appeal of christmas cakes wearing those yellow hats and blue shirts?
One day I'll capture my cake, one day. . .
>>135173541
They've never been allowed and /pol/ already invaded /r9k/ atleast once when their board broke.
>>135168645
MILFdoka is the best girl
Christmas cakes wouldn't want a silly American like me.
>>135173840
I prefer my cakes to be low-fat.
The question is, Ho do one capture a cake.
Just needs cat ears and tail and she's the perfect creature.
>>135174137
>doesn't like warm cuddly chub on an older lady
>posts disgusting fanart
>>135173747
Fans of "crime time", presumably.
What do you guys think of 90s cakes?
>>135174365
>implying the other fanart was any better
>>135174137
That's genuinely horrifying art.
>>135174192
This look about right?
>>135174348
Reminds me of that one chick from Asobi ni Iku Yo.
>>135174348
>>135174723
worry not, there is more!
Cakes are the best
>>135166100
Holy shit anon.
Fuck, I need another beer now.
>>135175009
What VN?
>>135170359
>>135172583
Not that I even hate the franchise but it always makes me a little sad she's stuck in an idol show, the design and her character are too fucking good.
>>135174772
It had two great cat ladies, I just forgot because it was so awful.
>>135175979
>>135175979
NICELY SHAPED CAT TATS
>>135174767
Is there anything kakinotane could be switched for?
The engagement ring and sake are spot on
>>135175683
All the idol cakes are great
>>135166805
ayy my screencap nice.
>>135175406
Koisuru Natsu no Last Resort.
>>135169782
Wasn't there an article somewhere highlighting the rise of Japanese schoolgirls whoring themselves out for money with one Jap 'feminist' woman calling it 'empowering' and a good thing?
>>135176824
Thanks I added it to my backlog
>>135166775
>Around that many women at once
Pure. Torture.
>>135166100
Is she 2D cake?
If 3D I'll ignore her and go home.
Fuck you for not posting Sawa-chan-sensei.
>>135176082
Some other finger food that works well with alcohol maybe?
I'm glad no one has posted her yet, cause she's mine.
>>135177835
Girls with fangs are the cutest
>>135166100
Feels good. 2D is what makes /a/'s dreams.
>>135177080
*pure maidens
>>135177927
>>135177338
Sawa-chan is sexy
And then you find guys over 25 and over who're not married and they're fine with it.
>I never expected to meet someone younger than me on a blind date! Are you sure you're okay with me, anon?
>>135178431
You'll get tired of a boring kid like me
>>135178431
>expression of genuine interest
>braid
muh dick. If only;_;
>>135169008
I support this notion!
>>135170126
It's a Christmas miracle!
Thank you very much, kind anon.
>>135170224
I want Chiyo-chan to be my imouto.
>>135178213
Well, what happens to Christmas cakes in anime/Japan happens to Western women about 5 years later.
Keep one thing in mind though: with anime girls, the reasons are usually understandable (too shy, too focused on their careers, distracting problems they had to struggle with, abandonment by a previous asshole partner etc.) while 3D western women waste their 20s being party sluts.
Anyway, when women hit their 30s in the West and aren't married, they also face a shortage of eligible men. Key word: eligible. Their are enough "creeps" or otherwise undesirable men they're willing to go after, but the men they want at that age are either already taken, or they can get younger women. If you're a man in your 30s and you have some money on the side (ie. you didn't blow it all in your 20s partying night and day), you are in a great position. You have neither children nor a family, so you end up relatively affluent. As such, you're the fucking grand prize for college aged girls. A man in that position has literally zero reason to go for used goods golddiggers in their 30s.
And these women, the women who partied and fucked their 20s away, these women who now have lost the one thing that gave them leverage over men (youth and beauty), will now complain about a lack of good men. The few eligible men who are neither married nor fucking college girls will avoid them like the gold diggers they are. These women will cry "where are the good men?" or "there are no REAL men left" and make up other excuses that somehow make the headlines in newspapers to blame the world for their own stupidity.
That's 3D. I love 2D Christmas Cakes because:
1. Their reasons for being single at an advanced age are much more valid than those of 3D cakes.
2. They are usually much more humble. They don't demand """real""" men, instead they have accepted their status as undesirable women. They are often surprised when a young man shows them positive attention and feel like they don't deserve it.
>>135174533
Its a new way to set me free
>>135176331
>Christmas Cakes
>Idols
Is this a thing?
Cake harem anime
>Takes place at a school(because fuck you)
>MC is a shy rookie English teacher who just wants to get through the day
>Genki/sporty gym teacher who's always looking to compete against the MC in just about everything
>Clumsy math teacher whos always getting something wrong and colliding with the Mac at every turn
>Slightly pervy glasses science teacher who always wants to use the MC for her experiments
>Hardened history teacher who cant stand the bullshit she has to deal withbeach day and uses the MC to air out her fustrations with a trip to the bar
>Hime style Japanese teacher who always berates the MC for his lack of honor and manliness as an adult
>Mature school doctor who always teases MC with innuendo s and what not but gives thoughtful advice at the same time
>Ara Ara style vice principal who acts motherly towards the MC and tries to reassure him when times are tough
>Seductive mistress style principal who always has her eye on the MC and always gets too close when they're together.
>>135179169
>>135179169
Shit, I can't even choose. Besides the math teacher (not into ditzy girls) and the hime princess (I don't like being insulted) they all sound great.
If you force me to choose, probably the school doctor.
>>135179169
Gym Teacher, Doctor, and Vice Principal are Best.
>>135179169
I want a vice principal in my life.
>>135171697
>>135171862
this is incredible, thanks for sharing
>>135179169
Gym, science, VP a best
History teacher sounds like the best drinking buddy though
>>135171862
>>135171697
the fact that this isn't longer and hasn't gotten an anime adaptation is a crime against human intelligence
>>135179169
Found your gym teacher
>>135180182
Not genki enough
>>135179169
>you will never get life advice from history teacher
>>135180182
History teacher?
>>135174533
its very educational
>>135180213
I would rekishi her rekishis
>>135165695
What is this and does the cake win?
>>135180388
yes
>Be 32
>All the women in "mature woman" fetish manga/anime are 5+ years younger than I am
>I just want to be the shota who can show an older woman she's still sexy
>Or better yet be the loli who can do the same thing
>Cake-Ai
A boy falls in love with a Christmas Cake.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAKES.
>>135180388
Garden of words
Sort of. I'd rather not spoil the ending.
Go watch it. In fact, go watch it right now. It's only 45 minutes long and it looks great.
>>135180459
I'm sorry bro. I'm turning 26 in a few weeks and I know your feel. I've already given up on 3DPD but I would be lying if I told you that I don't hope to some day meet a diligent and cute but overworked office lady about half a decade older than me who somehow isn't an STD-ridden whore.
Perhaps miracles still exist.
>>135180206
?
>Likes yandere
>Likes cristmas cake.
>Little to none yandere cake in mango/H-mango.
Why?
>>135171363
It's alright though, she's going to win the best boy.
>>135180665
>Perhaps miracles still exist.
They don't.
>>135180790
>yandere cake
holy shit anon...why had no one thought of this,why can't I have it.
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>135179115
3D aside, anyone else notice women (western ones I guess) are aging faster? I mean in terms of physical traits? Skin etc? I know girls I graduated with (28 here) who look MUCH older than me. A female coworker of mine is 23 and she looks 30. Crows feet, prominent laugh lines, haggard etc.
2D makes everything better.
>All of this based Christmas Cake content I'm being fed in this thread
I know it's heresy but thank you all so much. This will be the greatest thing I get for Christmas this year. Most likely the only thing. Thank you.
>>135180783
Getting there its something in the facial expression missing.
>>135179169
>>Genki/sporty gym teacher who's always looking to compete against the MC in just about everything
I need a tomboy in my life.
>>135180790
>>135180833
http://nhentai.net/g/150541/
Here lads, just make sure to read all of it.
>>135180665
>Perhaps miracles still exist.
Are you an American or Britbong? Sorry bro, miracles don't exist. Not in what you're looking for.
I also know the pain. Twenty eight and still fap to cakes and imagine myself as the younger guy going after them.
Science teacher?
>>135180929
Thank you..anon-sama
Would you like some pancakes, Anon?
>>135179169
There needs to be a MILFy home ec teacher who's constantly dropping off baked sweets for MC
>tfw my aunt is a hardcore christmas cake
>tfw it isn't nearly as attractive as in my Chinese comics
its more sad and desperate really
>>135180929
That's a yandere milf, and I have seen quite a few of those.
The last yandere "cake" I saw was in one doujin about an offline meeting, not sure if was a real cake though.
I know the only man in her life that she needs is her son, but I want to bring some pleasure into her more or less desperate existence.
Does it count if a cake is divorced?
I know a prostitute like that.
>>135179115
Let me also add that these western women usually have 'oops' kids as well. At least in my area most 25+ single women have kids already, some from different guys. Some have a kid or two from different guys and have already been married and divorced. Only 26 with THAT much baggage already? No sane man is going near that.
This cake. Who is she?
