Variations of One ____ Man and their taglines.
>One Hunch Man
Master Detective Saitama solve any mystery with only one clue but fails to get the recognition he deserves
>One Bunch Man
Master florist Saitama makes anybody fall in love when given one of his rose bunches but fails to get the recognition he deserves.
>One Thrust Man
Played by Goro
>One Episode Man
Master MC Saitama finally gets an anime adaptation but timing and deadlines get so bad that he only gets 1 episode on air before the studio fails to deliver and is forced to condense the whole story into a recap episode and is forever forgotten as one of the biggest failures in the industry
>One Cours Man
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OnePunMan.
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>One Lunch Man
Saitama is a superhero whose power is directly proportionate to his banana consumption. As such, he exclusively eats bananas for lunch.
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>Durianrider
>One Post Man
Comes to threads and makes just one post and one post only then leaves.
Spoiler: Its me
Sayonaraa~
One Funk Man
Wins every dance battle on the first move
OneOP is a fagMan
one race man
he tries to achieve the goal of world only consisting of people from one race
one night man
saitama cant keep maintain relationships for an extended period
One Trill Man
Every time he rolls by the hoes say "that's one Trill man"
Weakness is that he's not too Trill
>One Month Man
Diagnosed with late-stage leukemia and only one month to live, a man tries to live to the fullest.
>One Dollar Man
Forever broke
>one saad maan
Saitama is Iraq's military spokesman
>onelyman
the last human alive on earth is bald.
One Leibowski, Man
>One Punt Man
A retired American football player struggles against depression after an unaccomplished career, where the only play he ever made was a single late-game punt.
>One beer man
Saitama is no fun
>One Grunge Man
Can kills himself with one shotgun whenever he wants to.
Knowing this makes him depressed so one day he shots himself in the head with a shotgun.
>One ONE man
It's like Bakuman for webcomics.
>One Grunt Man
Saitama is the same, except extremely fucking bored and lazy, so whenever he has to murder a villain he's like "Ugh" and gets done with it fast.
>Nine One One Man
He helps people.
>One Ton Man
Saitama replaces his training routine with eating fast food.
>One Two Man
His only job is to start rock songs off.
>>135143781
Except for blacks.
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>One Bunch Man
But his flowers don't work on the one he loves
>one anime man
saitama saw one anime and decided it wasnt for him
>Episode One Man
He courageously defends The Phantom Menace in online discussions.
>One Stunt Man
A young man aspires to be a famous stuntman, but he's only able to perform a single stunt: getting punched by Saitama and surviving.
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>One Hunch Man
>Master Detective Saitama solve any mystery with only one clue but fails to get the recognition he deserves
They're already making that.
>Wan Wan Man
The manga is now about that other Rank S guy.
>One Crunch Man
Out of shape superheroics.
>one retarded man
Saitama keeps telling people witcher 3s combat sucks but no one cares
>Two Punches Man
Kills everything in two punches
>One Munch Man
Saitama's a minmaxing faggot
one lunch man
owner of a failing resteraunt
>one inch man
He's OP
>One Lunch Man
Through extensive bowel training, Saitama has gained the ability to survive for the rest of his life by eating a single meal.
>>135143955
I thought Manly Tears got rangebanned though.
>One Butt Man
There's only one butt in the world that could possibly satisfy Saitama. This is the story of his journey to find it.
>One quarter pounder and fries man
I'm referring to that picture when Saitama and friends where fat and King had that hilariously disgusted look on his face
>>135143955
OP? Than it's more like
>One billionth of a nanoangström man
>one neet man
Saitama browses 4chan and kills himself after thoroughly disappointing his parents
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*Then
>>135144015
Even the name is too long
>>135144015
You're trying too hard, man.
One Joke Man
Manzai duo Saitama and the Seaking perform the same routine every day. Seaking says something stupid, Sataima slaps him in the chest, people laugh. Never gets old.
>>135144115
Stop this shit, Japan. I hate it.
>One Chan Man
Nobody will believe his stories about how he came up with the first Chan boards.
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>One Chromosome Man
Everyone he punches gets one additional chromosome, instantly giving them Down's syndrome.
>one minute man
One Cunt Man
Belives in true love and spares his virginity for the right one
>one speed man
saitama can only travel at the speed of light
One Bunt Man
A story about a baseball player who can bunt any throw, but only once per game.
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>One Joke Man
Nothing changes.
>One Series Man
Comes to /a/ and thinks he's an expert about everything.
>One More Man
two men
>One-Up Man
Saitama is THAT GUY at parties.
>OnePlus Man
Requires a special invite to watch but turns out not to be that special
>One Shot Man
Can beat anyone in one shot.
>One Groovy Man
Master Jazz Musician Saitama produces a hit song every time while only tooting a single note from his baritone sax.
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>One Meme Man
Spin-off with Genos shitposting on /a/ about how Saitama can defeat Goku.
One Direction Man
His ability is to sing One Direction songs to defeat his enemies.
>One Munch Man
Master Cunnilinguist Saitama can make any woman orgasm with one lick but fails to get the recognition he deserves.
>>135145341
>but fails to get the recognition he deserves
What? Are they all tsundere?
One Love Man
Saitama is arrested for publicly smoking marijuana while listening to Bob Marley.
>>135145116
Topkek. Painfully relevant
>One Trunch Man
Saitama, a fresh face on the London police force, is teamed up with grizzled old veteran cop Bang-sensei in this action packed police drama which explores the meaning of camaraderie and the symbolism and weight behind the British police's choice to not carry guns, only truncheons.
>One Cuck Man
One Keit-ai Man
One boy falls in love with one girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hi jinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>One Damm Man
Anime version of one of the old Jean Claude van Damme movies.
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>One Shower Man
The filthiest man alive, he took only one shower in his whole life.
>One Piece Man
the only man keeping anime in business
One Lost Man
A man that can never find what he's looking for but indirectly guides others to where they want to go.
>>135146142Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.
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