Do you know what an offside trap is?
When the player that the ball is played to an attacking player that is beyond the last non-goalkeeper defender. It's as simple as that and even with the "le females don't know jack about sports" meme, if you don't understand this the first time it's explained to you, you got some serious brain problems.
So all this time I was watching /sp/.
>>135058953
So why don't defenders all stay waaaaay forward then?
>>135058953
It's simple but not as simple as you explained. The attacking player the ball is played to also has to be making a movement toward the ball for it to be given as offside.
And that's just the offside rule itself.
An offside trap is when the defenders purposely try to create that situation.
>>135059160
You can only be flagged offside in your opponent's half of the pitch.
>>135059376
It's when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Additionally, players can score a 'Perfect Hat Trick' if the hat trick consists of one goal scored with their left foot, one with the right and one with their head.
In the end, it wasn't that bad. A bit boring sometimes, but still enjoyable.
>>135059124
Also /his/.
>>135059471
Usually, the goals should be consecutive.
>>135059491
>In the end, it wasn't that bad
It's not over yet senpai.
>>135059836
Oh god why.
>>135058953
Or just play however you want by common sense. Offside or inside matters not does it? if they whine then play the game better.
>>135058754
I like how they got these new SD-ish designs, it's as if one person pre-ordered the BDs and their budget increased tenfold.
Ganbare, JK Meshis. You might be at the bottom of the rankings but you're fun.
>>135059949
Because this is the 58th best anime of the season and it deserve go on forver.
>>135060666
That sale financed a new outfits and a new location, background and all.
>mfw teams get rekt by the offside trap on free kicks from midfield into the box
It's never not hilarious.
Is this the same anime where the girl says that Ronaldino-sama is her favorite football player?
Or was that just an edit?
>>135059788
>Dans le reste du monde, un triplé n'est coup du chapeau que lorsqu’il s’agit de trois buts consécutifs, sans qu’un joueur adverse ni un coéquipier n'ait marqué entre-temps.
That's how I learned it and how most people use it here, but it seems that's not the same everywhere.
>>135060666
Evil numbers confirm.
Inb4 BDs look like a kyoani show.
>>135061201
No, it's not the same anime.
>>135061166
I prefer when a team tries the offside trap and they fuck up. Even better if they do right but the ref makes a mistake.
>>135061201
I'm not sure how you mistake this with anything.
I wonder why no one made a trap joke yet.
>>135063084
Because this isn't Hackadoll.
>>135059376
That thing when a pidgeon comes out of your top hat.
>>135058953
I had no idea what it was, but I'm from Burgerland, where nobody but expats and mexicans care about soccer.
>>135059376
>>135059471
>Hat trick
>Povertyball
Nigga, a hat trick is a hockey thing. Score three goals in one game and the audience tosses their hats on the ice; it's called a hat trick. A "natural" hat trick is if the goals are scored successively, and a Gordie Howe hat trick is a goal, an assist and a fight in a single game.
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>>135063403
Originally cricket, but it spread to pretty much every sport.
>>135063403
Hat trick is used in divegrass as well.
>>135059491
/ck/ obviously as well.
>32 posts
I guess that's already better than any other JK Meshi thread, not counting that /int/ one. I hope you people don't forget about the last thread next week.
