Who are you planning to spend your Christmas with /a/?
With my dick.
>>134869756
With you
>>134869813
>>134869756
I will not let this happen OP please don't NTR me
>>134869756
With /a/.
>>134869756
my sister and her waifu are working this year, so will just me, my mother and two brothers
>>134869756
my waifu
>>134869756
Myself
>>134869756
This used to make me feel but I no longer do.
just my sister
also how is this /a/ related
No one, not even snow.
>>134869756
Y'all and my brothers likely.
>Christmas is a week away
Another year gone by. You did well on all your New Year's Resolutions, right, /a/?
With the Keions
>>134869756
2 or 3 bottles of vodka.Worst day in a year
>>134870762
are you going to fug her?
>>134870762
You want to bang her, yes?
>>134869756
ur mom
>>134870762
is she cute?
>>134870762
Cute
As
Fuck
Why are you two spending the day together? Bad family, just hanging out, can't get a ticket home?
>>134870762
Same, anon.
For the last 4 years it's been boring as fuck until we decide to drink and then every morning after Christmas I feel bad about it
>>134870762
Fuck you for having a good sister
Cant wait for mogra.
>>134871225
if she initiates it but she probably wont
>>134871259
I wouldn't be opposed to it if she'd like to
I mean I'm hardly in any position to be picky
>>134871306
for a 31 year old 3D woman I suppose
>>134871427
dad is dead
mom is with doctors without borders
other sister is with her husband's family
>>134871445
>drinking with your sister
that sound incredibly awkward and dysfunctionalmaybe I'll try it
>>134871736
I never really got the appeal of it.
With my loneliness.
Playing rocket leugue with my nigger friend
>>134871756
>that sound incredibly awkward and dysfunctional
First few times me and my mom drank together it was like that until we actually got drunk. Now we're just giggling messes that "help" each other up the stairs at home before usually giving up getting back to our beds and crash on the couch or something.
>>134871861
I'm conflicted
one one hand that's disturbing but it's also very cute
what do you talk about while drunk
>>134872086
Drunk talk. We plot out how to destroy ISIS using a combination of Goku and Batman. Discuss our wandering albatross of a brother/son (my brother, her son, before you ask) and where he is now.Last we heard he was in fucking Mongolia and that was four months ago. Talk about how she doesn't care that I'm still at home because she likes the company. Play drunk Mario, or really whatever game we pull off the shelf. Last Friday we had a good co-op Spyro going with her controlling direction and me controlling buttons. Watch horror movies and insult the intelligence of the actors. That sort of shit, drunk shit.
>>134869756
Working. Got to make sure the guests get their meals.
Then it's an early night since i got to prepare for the new year's event as well and i'm gonna need all the sleep i can get before the final push.
>>134872365
you need to get a girlfriend anon
>>134870762
>guaranteed replies
My brother and my sister
My parents, the way it's supposed to be.
HAHHA.....Aint no rest for the wicked
>Having to build/finish a roof on Christmas...
Money.. all i want is that sweet overtime
>>134872827
ok dude
please just leave me alone
My family, a few friends and my fiancee.
Pretty sure that im not the only one here, stop pretending to be some kind of autistic hikikomori
>>134869756
Work for 8 hours, go to the cementary to visit my girlfriend's grave, head back home and drink myself stupid while listening to the r/a/dio.Same shit for the past 13 years.
>>134873334
>>134873420
Yeah, after I finally decided to join the Secret S/a/nta a few years ago I always had a shitty Christmas.
I guess I'll spend the day with my drawfagging struggle and pretend I'm with my waifu while listening to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas". I'll just forget everyone who pisses me off and take some time for myself and just smile on for next year.
>>134873334
time to get fucking over it
no I'm not trying to be mean or edgy but it's been 13 years
do you think she would want you to feel like shit for 13 years?
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alone with /a/ looking myself in the mirror wondering where i went wrong
>>134873719
There's more to it. Of course I'll leave it out because it'll turn into a fucking novel but let's just say I had a rather long relationship and a rather fucked up end for us.
>>134872562
Why?
>>134873841
So you can practice until waifus become real
>>134872086
>tfw been drinking whiskey with my mom since I was 17
Slav families and such
>>134873818
still if she ever did really love you she wouldn't want you to be miserable for 13 years after, just like I'm assuming you wouldn't want her to be if it was you that passed.
>>134873991
I wish I was slav
>>134874405
no you don't, trust me
>>134874405
For what purpose? There is absolutely nothing good about it
>>134874041
It's more of me just being selfish. Tried moving on and ended up getting IRLNTR'don Christmas mind youso now I just gave up on it all together.
>>134876483
you're always welcome here anon, we love everyone
>>134876507I know. Been here since early 2004 so I learned to laugh at my misery from the good old anons.
With my family and after probably I'll navigate in 4chan using my phone. I learned many things here. And visit this site already became a routine for me.
Love you /a/
>>134869756
my wife and my wife's daughter.
