Well now I know why the series is called Heavy Object
You're talking about your penis right?
![[Pure™ & Innocent™] Heavy Object - 10 [720p][468786F2].mkv_snapshot_07.56_[2015.12.14_14.39.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9wAnRvT.jpg "[Pure™ & Innocent™] Heavy Object - 10 [720p][468786F2].mkv_snapshot_07.56_[2015.12.14_14.39.04].jpg")
>>134754779
Pretty sure he's talking about her heavy objects.
She fucked dozens of soldiers during victory parties.
>Milinda didn't do the dance
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>134755022
Oh, you mean the pipe!
>>134754697
>breaks the pipe.
At least the heavy part is right.
>>134755409
jesus lord, i usually dislike mecha anime so im gonna ask, is this mecha heavy as in gundam like wherein they spend the whole episode just talking inside a mecha?
>>134755723
Nah.
It's more like Metal Gear + bros + cute girls
>>134755816
thank you very much kind anon, i'm gonna pick this up.
>>134755723
Buddy show about two perverts who are the farthest you can refer to as "soldiers" getting pit into fighting giant mechas because their superiors want wars to be continued to be fought using giant mechas, and they win all the time.
>>134755723
It's not really mecha to be honest. More like giant hovertanks.
And it focuses more on two regular soldier bros being bros and getting caught in battles between Objects.
>>134755723
That's the best part of this show, it's not about mechas, it's about blowing them up.
>>134755409
Seems like a nice lady
>>134755409
>titan tits
>like that
>>134756196
97cm
>>134756696
Is this official?What are the rest of her measurements?Including height.
>>134756788
173 cm
51 kg
97/58/81
There's no way these hips are only 81cm though.
>>134756855
I refuse to believe that. Those are at least 90 cm hips.
>>134756855
I'm gonna assume 81 is a typo and they meant 91.
>>134755723
It's more like pic related
>>134754697
I'm more surprised we didn't have floods of people making this really obvious joke before. Only /a/ would truly think this one is clever. /a/ has all the funniest jokes and memes.
>>134755723
It's not a mecha series, it's a Light Novel adaptation
>>134754697
She really does steal the show. Needs doujins of her, in all kinds of situations.
>>134758093
There's barely any fanart of her so I doubt there will be many doujins.
>>134758110
Well, somebody needs to make porn of her of SOME kind so I can calm this boner of mine down.
>>134758202
I know how you feel. Those massive legs of her in particular need to be wrapped around a dick.
>>134758202
Senpai
>>134758244
Those THIGHS~! I feel like they could crush me and it'd still feel awesome!
>>134758293
>>134758394
Seeing how she's a military gal, I wonder how hard she has to work to maintain that figure of hers.
>>134758426
Considering how much she eats, she probably has to work pretty damn hard.
>>134758440
Sure goes to the right places!
Milinda is better.
![[ADZ] Heavy Object - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.24_[2015.12.14_15.35.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rX3dFtn.jpg "[ADZ] Heavy Object - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.24_[2015.12.14_15.35.41].jpg")
>>134758482
>>134758502
kek!
>>134758492
How could you possibly ever want a 14 year old stick when you could have this?
>>134758614
>stick
Were not talking about the Rush's ohoho
Were talking about Ohimesama. Shes actually quite built for a 14 year old. The cloths just hide it a lot
>>134758614
MOTHER OF GOD
>>134758614
God I really wish I could have that.
>>134758671
>Shes actually quite built for a 14 year old.
>built
>14 yo
>posts sparkly loli pic
You're not helping your case here, anon.
>>134758614
>stick
>>134758735
I aint gonna spoon feed you, shithead
>>134758671
155 cm
39 kg
79/56/80
Weak Anon.
>you'll never be that water pipe
>>134758819
More like perfect.
Anything much bigger and its just disgusting cowtits
>>134758808
Wasn't interested in her anyway, lolicon
>>134758853
>you will never break under the weight of Frolaytia's HEAVY OBJECTS
>>134758898
Why even live?
>>134757660
sauce on middle?
>>134758898
>>134759241
I feel like no matter how much Frolayita I have in my life from now on, it will still never be enough.
Unless I can somehow have an actual Frolaytia by my side as my wife.Or if I can be Frolaytia myself.
>>134759491
Dakis are always an option; as for your other option, I can't help you there.
>>134759597
Oh how I wish a daki could satisfy me.
>>134759491
>>134759790
Damn, I didn't think they could get any bigger. Saved!
>>134759790
In this pic I can actually believe that her hips are only 81cm.
But they shouldn't be.
>>134759899
Gotta find the perfect balance
>>134759947
Either way, she's this solid woman I can hold onto tightly without feeling like I'd break her.
>>134759947
She has the perfect balance for her build, that's for sure. Any thicker thighs and it'd look off. Any bigger boobs and it'd also look off.Of course there'd be no problems if both got bigger.
>>134760050
Badass military women are always the best
>>134760141
Especially when they're teasing and sadistic.
Muh dick
Why does she have to be stuck in a shitty show ?
>>134760206
Teasing and sadistic girls are always the best, but being tough military type just makes them that much better
>>134760573
Exactly. It's a beautiful combination of traits.
>>134760206
Any girl that smokes a Kisseru is also a winner in my book
>>134760783
And thaaat's the one downside of her for me; smoking. I just cannot into girls that smoke, even if they're hot. Which is why my thing for Frolaytia is kinda frustrating, 'cause she's SO CLOSE, but yet so far away, in a polluting, choking cloud of smoke.
>>134760898
I find it hot when girls smoke. And this coming from someone who doesn't smoke.Maybe it's because I usually hung around delinquents in highschool and got used to it.
>>134761032
That would probably explain that. Diff'rent strokes, I guess.
>>134759491
Figures are pretty good
>>134761186
Good curves on that one, but the mouth looks a little weird.
>>134761186
>>134761232
This one's well done.
>>134761186
>>134761232
Those don't look very good to me.
Scan when?
Picked the fuck up.
>>134761464
Goddamn I want those legs wrapped around me so badly.
There's some serious waifufagging/circlejerking going on in here.carry on
>>134762126
Barely anyone is watching the show anyway.
>>134760898
>Hey guys, I'm from reddit :DD
>>134762232
Which is why I was OK with it. Otherwise there'd have been so much of it going on that it would've gotten annoying, and I'd have complained.
>>134762322
I wouldn't be waifufagging in a thread like this if there was more going on in it either. I'd probably be asking a lot of questions about the actual plot and what has been cut out to LNfags.
Or I'd try to start reading it myself so I could answer the questions of others.
>>134762232
I watched all the episodes to the latest recently and I have to say: This is one of the most fun anime this season without a doubt.
>>134762378
Good point, anon. I hadn't thought of it that way.
I dropped this at ep. 1.
Never been so glad in my life.
Also Any HO would be obliterated by 2 nukes.
>>134762407
I think so too. There's just something about it that keeps entertaining the fuck out of me and I never leave bored after an episode.
>>134762480
>Never been so glad in my life.
This was the thing you were most glad about? Are you 10?
>>134762232
I actually don't mind that. Unlike the first few episodes where trolls just flooded the threads with ridiculous comments. While slow, at least it's just mostly posts by people that enjoyed the LN/anime.
>>134762507
It's the bro antics I guess, it's really fun to watch Qwenthur and Havia being idiots together and saving each other's asses.
>>134758819
>1 handing a 14 kg rifle with those tiny arms
noice
>>134762678
Funnily enough the only slow part of HO are the first 3 episodes. The later arcs are way shorter, or at least in the anime.
>>134762678
I agree. I tried to come to the threads for the first few episodes but quickly decided it'd be more enjoyable if I just don't.
I only decided to check the threads again today and I'm glad I did.
>>134762682
Yeah, and the fact that they're both open perverts that rather than getting beat up for it get teased by Frolaytia is also really enjoyable.
>>134762480
You mean 2 Strykers with DU ammunition.
>>134754697
Why does /a/ hate non-virgin females?
>>134762755
Need a woman who can man handle an anti-material rifle and still act like a lady
>>134758819
>>134756855
>weak
>hips only 1cm smaller
>>134762901
She is virgin.
Does someone know how well is Ho sales going?
Better than Asterisk I hope.
Shizuka Itou's voice is so fucking perfect for cakes. Bellows, Sakurako and now Frolaytia. Fucking DIAMONDS.
Only those with the most shit taste prefer to choose only one.
>>134763312
Frolaytia is 18 though.
>>134763312
>Flolaytia
>cake
Pick one. I swear that fucking term is being thrown around more and more for random shit reasons these days. Fuck you.
>>134763430
Cake is quickly becoming the weeaboo version of MILF.
>>134763312
But she's only 18, believe it or not.
Now I want to see actual cake Frolaytia though.
I wanted to drop this show but for some reason I keep watching. It's so dumb yet oddly satisfying at the same time.
>>134762797
I meant the threads, not the anime. Still, nice not to have to constantly tell people why stationary Objects is a very stupid idea.
>>134763430
I still feel somewhat sad that she might not win the bowl considering the books are still pushing for a Princess end.
>>134763658
Why is it always the boring and predictable ones that win?
>>134763658
Was she even in the bowl in the first place?
I never got that impression.
>>134763658
Pushing nothing. He has more chemistry with the brown loli in one volume than Princess throughout several. Unlike Village, H.O. really isn't about shipping, so I'm expecting a two idiots rushing off to another battle end than a hook-up end.
>>134763530
It's because of the two bros you posted.
You can over look the same shitty kill the object story line because Qwnenthur and Havia's interaction with each other is so fucking good.
Plus teasing from the delicious Frolatiya helps too.
>>134763530
It's essentially like an entertaining B-movie.
>>134763747Not yet.She will be after she gets saved from forced marriage.
Anyone here read the latest volume? How was it?
I'm busy reading JS06's other stuff
>>134763827
>b-movienever ever
>>134763805
> Place of birth: Paris, Normandy
>>134764062
Huh, I expected her to be Italian. Capistrano sounds like it would be.
>>134763731
Because Japan's obsession with "muh conformism" prevents them from going with more extreme/unusual outcomes in these stories (mostly, not always).
>>134763862
Doubt it, but I'd love to see wedding crashers with objects.
are people seriously watching this to see an 18 year old crack smoking commander prance around like a peruvian prostitute?
>>134764050
HO is gonna end with the screen zooming out on the cinema screen and then show Super and Hamazura talking about the show, ending with S3 trailer.
Then the obnoxious dumbass Indexfags will look dumb as fuck (even more than now) for blindly hating HOeven though it's far superior.
>>134764105
The problem isn't even that.
The problem is that Paris isn't in Normandy at all. It's like a character whose place of birth was "San Francisco, Utah"
>>134764267
Yup.
>>134764267
Yes.I already read everything else that made the LNs so good, the anime is such a failure that it's only worth watching for the fanservice.
>>134764318
Yeah I get that, I was just surprised that she's from France.
Although with all the countries having different names it wouldn't surprise me if all of France was renamed to Normandy.
>>134764105
Names mean absolutely nothing here. All last names are names of alcohol/cocktails.
>>134764555
You can make their nationality fit their given name though. If the name you decide on sounds Italian, just make them Italian.
>>134764675
You're over thinking things here. This isn't an ultra serious political drama here. The silly names served its b-movie premise very well. That and it makes naming multiple characters easier than some original name that sounds like x-nationality.
>>134764935
It just triggers my autism a bit, since I'm European.
>>134764935
Also I never said to get rid of the names, I said adjust the nationality accordingly. I have no problem with her being named after a drink, but since her nationality doesn't have any actual story impact it would have been pretty easy to just make it Italian.
>>134764318
>Place of Birth: New York, Chicago
>>134765100
That'd get you shot in parts of both cities, anon.
>>134765027
I'm not entirely sure, but I think someone had figured out each of the alcoholic names actually belong to four group of drinks that sepereates each of the characters into their own faction. I think the capitalist are gin-based drinks or something like that.
So various characters' names are based on alcoholic drinks, eh? I hadn't caught that at all. Nice, that makes this even more of a fun series for me!
>>134755409
Fucking impure harlot.
>>134765445
Purityfag, pls go and stay go.
>>134765445
you don't get an ass like that by sitting in a tank all day, pal
>>134765660
It would probably be much bigger if she did.
>>134765759
>drools uncontrollably
>>134765809
Then again the rest of her would be too.
>>134765859
Please don't Deviant artify the Major
Please japan, at least delivers a femdom doujin with Flolaytia with a lot of legs and trampling for C89.femdom+pantyhose+foot_licking+cbt+ryona would be fine too
>>134765941
Sorry, I was just pointing out what the consequences would be.
>>134765985
>femdom+pantyhose+foot_licking
FTFY, fag.
The Predator keeps me going.
I watch these kind of shows because I always hope that one day, somehow the 2lewd femdom sexmaster character will win. In all realities and possibilities, there must exist one where this happens.
I carry on this fruitless journey alone, sailing amidst a sea of DFC and yamato nadeshiko perfection.
Someone must exist to love those brave women who strive beyond their role, knowing that the proof of thousands of predecessors failed in the same route.
The tsun, kuu, and yans get their days in the sun. Even the tomboys win out, sometimes. Rarely, you'll even see an older woman pull through and win the MC over.
The turboslut is the only one who knows true purity because among all options, she is never chosen. In that way, she's the exact opposite of what I want and drives away from my desire at full speed, even though this same quality brings her close to my permavirgin status.
Regardless, I must love her. I have no other way to live.
The Predator keeps me going.
>>134766065
It's fine too, but that's still too much to ask from the nips.
WHEN IS ZASHIKI WARASHI GETTING AN ANIME?
>>134754697
source?
>>134766251
Read the goddamn thread.
>>134766151
Nice pasta, I echo the sentiment.
>>134763530
The penguin scene was hilarious even with the anime changes. I hope the ant scene in about 3 episodes is just as great.
>>134764675
There's one character named Sladder Honeysuckle
>>134754697
Because my object got heavier when i watched it?
>>134766190
NEVER! Now that H.O. is a flop, no one will take any chances with Kamachi's other works, especially one that has ended already.
>>134766556
Wait what.
Zashiki Warashi ended?
>>134766556
>no one will take any chances with Kamachi's other works
That's retarded. HO wasn't selling that well as a novel and the anime is very low budget, even the CGI is cheap. Even if it flopped, I doubt it'll hurt them much.
>>134766626
4 days ago.
>>134766700
Are you fucking serious?
Fucking hell.
Zashiki Warashi was easily the best Kamachi novel, after Index.
Although some volumes were even better.
It ended in volume 8 or 9?
>>134766556
>especially one that has ended already
Based Hayabusa spin-off when?
>>134766827
I'm fucking mad at Japan's shit taste.
I mean holy shit.
Not only the story and characters were great, but you've got fucking MAHAYA. His/her art is fucking delicious, EASILY the best artist Kamachi worked with.
>>134766813
Hayabusa is just a grown up Touma but w/o superpowers.
>>134766773
>easily the best Kamachi novel
>>134766906
Come on I loved it but it's too short.
>>134755723
It's basically the two characters from El Dorado join the army.
>>134766906
My nigga.
>>134766906
What's that from?
Tell me guys, has Frolaytia surpassed Esdeath for you?
>>134759068
I don't think it's based on anything. Just some pixiv shit.
>>134767574
Esdeath was always shit, so she did since the beggining
>>134767574
Esdeath is nice, don't get me wrong, but she's more extreme, and Frolaytia's comfy instead.
>>134767711
This guys got it right. There's also much less danger of ending up dead under Froleytia.
>>134768196
'Zackly.
>>134767510
Some crossover of Kamachi works it seems. Was a decent pain in the ass to find since I didn't know I was looking for a crossover and Google failed me for some reason.
What was her name again?
>>134768869
Ohoho
>>134768869
Cooling Spray-chan
>>134768966
>>134769017
kek
Either way, she's second on my HO sexy list behind Frolaytia.
>>134768869
Heavy Objects-chan
>>134755723
clearly has never watched gundam
>>134769795
Especially funny considering there's one Gundam airing this season where the characters barely even get inside a mecha in first place
>>134767574
They were competing? I always hated Esdeath. As well as the entire cast of AgK.
>>134764267
Looks more like an Opium pipe to me.
>>134769120
I hope you know that those g-cups don't actually exist.
>>134770852
What's Frolaytia's cup size in comparison anyway? I know they're 97cm but how does that stack up to Ohoho's "boobs"?
>>134770852
Urk, I was trying to put that out of my mind. What episode did we find that out in?
>>134771104
None. It hasn't been shown yet.
>>134771147
And that means my brain's about out of power for the day. I will now go and rest my head and dream about Frolaytia. G'night!
>>134754697
I dropped this on episode 3 but I think I'll pick it back up for her now that I have more free time. Is she a main part of the show? She seems so lovely.
>>134754697
Why?
>>134755069
For real? I need to know. It's for science.
>>134770852
That's fine too, but her butt in the OP is always a pleasant sight.
>>134766813
Never, which also means no doujin ofEnbi getting Mai to help her "tenderly love" Hayabusa after she turns 18
>>134767574
I knew Froley way before Esdeath existed as a character
>>134768869
G-cup, literally.
>>134772342
>after she turns 18
>>134762480
(You)
>>134771975
Raising morale
>>134762480
>Also Any HO would be obliterated by 2 nukes.
Any country that used nukes against objects would be instantly cut off from world trade, have its economy collapse, and have its head of state dragged through the streets and sodomized with knives by rioters within a week.
>>134772476
Dunno, I figure that would be when she would finally break, or at least would be more within his strike zone. The whole detective thing makes it kind of hard for an underage marriage, though thinking on it for girls the legal age is 16 isn't it.
