X is for Y edition
Tenryuu is forcherishing.
Shigure is for marriage.
>>134563795
>edition
Fuck off.
>>134563795
lewd body
You got her right?
>>134564085
I got one last year.
>>134563795
>edition
Oh boy.
Reminder that Yamato did not sink a single ship.
>edition
>>134564085
I saved them all senpai
>>134564207
Post Hagikaze and e-peen medals.
>>134563795
>edition
It's been a while.
Hi
>>134564309
I assume you are here for the sex
>>134564012
I want this doujin
>>134564243
I'm in Saiki before you start laughing at the 3 memedals.
>>134564506
>07 Jan 2015
Some of your servermates have 4 medals already, step it up.
Shigure is for me.
>>134564085
Please, don't remind me of my failure!
>>134564606
Mai waifu
>>134564085
Got Pudding from 2014, brah.
>>134564085
2015fag pls
>>134563795
>edition
No.
Better OP when.
>>134563795
>edition
Thanks Tenryuufag
>>134564563
>no Amagi because joined too late
I'll save her next time.
>>134564885
I just realized it'll soon be a year since I got Amagi and she's still level 23.
>>134564606
Only if you married her and no one else.
>>134564982
I'd never be unfaithful to her!
>>134564935
Mine is level 1. But next month she'll get her blueprint unless they add a new Kai Ni.
>>134565208
I have a blueprint sitting around, I'm just too lazy to throw her into 5-4 since I use PvP to level up new DDs.
>>134564982
Damn straight
concept ships when?would she be cool?
>>134565368
After Shinano.
>>134564982
>implying
>>134565328
Where's your Ooi?
>>134565414
Not on the first page
>>134563795
>edition
Thanks for making a Tenryuu bullying thread.
>>134565328
Did you max her luck?
>>134565628
Maruyu refuses to appear, need many more for luck maximization
>>134564012
For what purpose?
>>134565387
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47624069
Mery christmas.
>>134565910
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53964150
>>134563795
I want to hug her from behind as she blushes and tells me to stop.then blow in her ear.
>>134564085
No.
;__;
>>134563795
>edition
>>134564798
Tenryuufags ruining shit as usual. Nothing new.
I finally finished something bad
now to record some footage
>>134565999
>Tenryuufags ruining shit
There's barely any Tenryuufags, get that broom out of your ass.
Takao!
Naka's Christmas art at full damage is making me feel like a bad admiral.
>>134566075
OP is one of them.
>>134565951
KASHIMA
Kiso
>>134566154
Left: daughteru
right: bro-ette
>>134566040
Oh no! What did you do?
>>134566117
I can't get enough of this one
>>134566211
Kiso is the broship
>>134563795
What would be your favorite kanmusu's favorite Monster from MH?
>>134566143
What about her?
>>134566264
Hoppo is looking good too.
>>134566308
Hoppo dear, why does the present have a tongue that thirsts for blood?
>>134565994
keked
>>134566268
>>134566452
>>134565951
>>134566211
>>134566649
>>134566525
Shitty dyke, only good for her body.
>>134566250
made a voice mod for a game I don't even like
[spoiler[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-5fG_mBcwk [/spoiler]
>>134566862
Did the new forced meme guy finally leave?
Help, I thought Shigure was my one and only but now I have Akizuki and she's very rapidly growing on me!
>>134566915
>not marrying everyone that reaches level 99
>>134566915
Resist the urge.
Remember that Ducky cannot into glorious torpedo cut in.
>>134566915
Just let Shigure take care of that problem
>>134567015
You musn't cheat on Shigure.
>>134566308
>>134563929
>>134564606
>>134564679
>>134564982
>>134565119
>>134565402
>>134567015
>her
>>134566306
Very beautiful
>>134566915
Reminder that a harem is the only way to make everyone happy.
>>134567015
>>134567107
Reminder that you are degenerate filth.
>>134566862
>shitty dyke
Secondary detected.
Ooi is lovely
>>134566862
Something about Ooi's curves, that visible midriff and her uniform makes my dick diamonds.
>>134567130
>not embracing polygamy
>>134567129
>Shigure
>yandere
I hate this meme
>>134567015
>>134567232
Literally nice ship
>>134567232
Why do people draw her as yandere
>>134567232
I'll take Yandere Shigure over Boy Shigure anyday though
>>134567356
Since it's such a big jump from her original personality that people find it intriguing.
>>134567356
>>134567232
This is nowhere as bad as fags believing Haruna is yandere.
>>134567433
>Girl Shigure over Boy Shigure
Faggot detected
>>134567433
You're right, that's even worse.
>>134567504
Both are bad.
>>134566886
That's pretty cool!
KAGA IS GAY GAY GAY
SHE LIKES BIG FAT BOATS
SHE'S A SUPER SUPER GAY
SHE LIKES BIG FAT BOATS
>>134567720
>She
>>134567496
>>134566886
KYOU MO II TENKI NE
>>134567720
Laga
>>134564085
Give me PT boats. I need them in my fleet.
>>134567882
I want to catch Nagato in the act of molesting a destroyer and watch her break down under the realization that she's going to be court martialed, and then reveal my spaghetti to her and form a strong kinship with her based on our shared love for loli destroyer butt. I then want to regularly sit down with her outside wherever it is that the destroyers hang around most often and talk about their butts with her. And drink.
>>134567921
Caga-san
>>134567957
>>134567882
>>134566914
No, I am still here!I am just no longer a new forced meme curator!And I only discuss cute ships now!
>>134567962
>>134567932
>>134567973
Jealous of Nagato, Stalker?
>>134567932
>saury
Pacific saury.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saury
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_saury
>>134567183
Islam is the future! Don't you see what happened in EU?
>>134568064
>Islam is the future!
This
>>134567984
You shouldn't do that to boats
>>134568064
>>134568086
>Islam is the only famous polygamy practice
>>134568032
Oh god, I remember the comments on wikia now.
>>134567720
Kaga is love and life
>>134568187
Not only polygamy, you can also have sex with a real loli!
>>134567960
Noice
>>134567921
>>134567962
Nice meme, fags
>>134568187
It's by no means the only one, but it's by far the most famous.
>>134568287
Shut up Laga
Cute Kaga
>>134568381
Kaga's tits laying on the ground is pretty hot. Big floppy tits
Hagi.
>>134568453
Kaga is pretty fat now that I think about it
>>134568464
Hagikaze is the cutest new ship.
>>134568464
meme namefag
>>134563795
>not bullyraping
>>134568464
>>134568532
>Commander can you put your hand here please. It calms me.
What equipment do I put on Graf?
>>134568606
Two planes and two OTO. Although realistically it doesn't matter what you put since she'll be shit no matter what you put on her.
>>134568606
Yasen equipments
>>134568635
I don't have OTO cause I'm a newfag ;~;
Who is better bully target: Tenryuu or Maya?
>>134568679
Maya, Tenryuu is a punching bag.
>>134568508
She's shorter and heavier than Akagi
>>134568679
Tenryuu, she's been upstaged by Abukuma.
Maya deserves headpats.
>>134568730
I want Kaga jeans.
>>134568453
>>134568730
Kaga never had triple deck armor.
>>134568730
>>134568710
You wouldn't bully this girl, would you?
>>134569460
>Rag
>http://pastebin.com/jmQkPFLS
>http://exhentai.org/g/835494/9bf6223d0b/
>http://exhentai.org/g/836619/c2f17bc59b/
What the fuck did I just translate
>>134569600
>My name is Roma. I only just arrived after the end of Spring E-6, so I'm a little inexperienced.
>But for some reason, I've been dragooned into the task of developing the bathhouse we use for docking.
>In spite of being a proper battleship, I am deprived of any chance to perform in battle and am instead employed as some kind of laborer.
>From what i heard from the other shipgirls, it's because many of the shipgirls took varying degrees of damage in breaking through E-6 and retrieving me back to this naval district.
>>134569622
>Roma-chan, this bathhouse design carries no extraordinarity, no spark of innovation! It's as if it had come from the days of Ancient Rome!
>Redo it right away! And please make it a little better.
>Admiral, pardon me, but could you talk about this outside?
>Admiral, you should probably just give up. It was ridiculous to expect I, a battleship, to be a bathhouse architect. | Please leave this work to Akashi-san.
>Rather than this sort of thing, I would think that it would be better to allow me to go onto the field of battle sooner rather than later.
>This is my order! I want you to do it!
>Admiral, want to get the fuck out?
>Nee-san, I feel like this is a little too obstinate...
>I'm sure you can do it, Roma. But you look really tired, why not take a bath first~?
This is the first point that doesn't really make sense. The Admiral gives no rationale whatsoever for why he wants Roma to build a bath, and the only reason he might want it (a roman bathhouse) apparently wasn't it.
>>134569622
I just spotted a Kaga-san
>>134569648
>It's always unbearably noisy in here.
>Katori-san~ could you come over and help shav...uh, massage me a bit~?
>Haaah, that's nice~
>Looking carefully, Katori's rack is pretty big.
>Nonono, to begin with a bathhouse should be somewhere to calm oneself.
>EVERYONE~ NAKA-CHANG'S CONCERT WILL NOW BEGIN~
Literally no reason Roma mentioning Katori's breasts matters in the story. Why would she even be surprised, Roma herself is pretty huge.
>>134569676
>[Hmmnn...even in such a noisy place, it's still so quiet under the water...]
>[Ara, this vent is...]
>Naka-chang is~
>Everyone's Idol~
>Uwaaahh!
>Uwaaaoohhhhh I'm being sucked in!
>>134569425
Fishing!
>>134569696
>Haaaah...blargh....
>Haaah....whew...
>T...this couldn't be the abyssal Naval District's bathhouse?
>[These shipgirls who oppose us, compared to my sister and katori-san...they are such flat, unforunate creatures...]
>[Given that I was press-ganged into designing a bathhouse as soon as I joined up without joining a single battle or operation, my cover probably shouldn't be blown...]
>[But this design is quite impressive...]
How does she immediately guess that it's the abyssal bathhouse, or even that they have a naval district? She hasn't even been in a battle yet.
>>134569729
>Yo, you new here? Were you submerging this whole time? Nice tits.
>Mm...hmm....
>(Is this fellow an enemy commander...?)
>You, new?
>So the Abyssal Naval District had such a cute little thing!
>Oy, come and try this?
>Drinking milk after a bath is pretty normal....
>EHh...what is this?! This miracle drink! What a visionary!
>Pwaaaaaah, as expected, one sip and your spirit just comes surging back!
>>134569751
>Well that's that, I'm off to get swole (note: literally "to train my muscles"), see ya later! >Mm...yeah...
>[Who is the special guest that will be featured at the Abyssal Concert?]
>They've got good taste in posters...
>[Our Goal for the 2nd MI operation - Total Victory!]
>Fidget Fidget (note: better to add that as an action and change it to "Ummm...")
>[--and beat that fucking --Admiral down!]
>This child is...ah yes, the Southern Airfield Princess.
>This...for you....
>This is...Fritz X?
>To think that it'd be warplane cookies--....this is just too novel....
>Can I....really...eat this...?
>Zero...is tasty...... Reppuu.....is also tasty......
Where did Fritz X even come from and why do the Abyssals have it instead of Graf or something?
>>134569729
>>134569600
Someone liked her enough to make a doujin? Should've been the better pasta ship
>>134569765
>Anyhow, I'll take a bit....
>[Ohhh, the way it melts in the mouth...this immersive taste....it's as if I have felt this way before...]
>Ehh? Why is everything getting blurry?
>Ahh....ahh...
>Hey! Roma-chan, you've finally awoken!
>Roma-chan, are you alright? All of a sudden you were drowning! Nee-san was wroreid sick...uuu~....
I like how Nee-san is worried sick but the artist didn't draw her face and this literally doesn't matter at all.
Is Taihou supposed to be a loli or just flat? I can't tell.
>>134569785
>Not long after
>Well done, Roma-chan! To make such an amazing bathhouse in such a short time!
>This mountain mural's pretty new-agey.
>To draw Bismarck onee-sama on it...Roma-san, allow me to give you a Danke!
>That means something like "Grazie", right....well either way, no need to thank me.
>You've even got after-bath drinks!
>Is this blackcurrant milk? It just doesn't have the kick of some good booze.
>Nice! A bit of this health drink and my yasen condition will be perfect!
>Compared to onsen tamago, onsen spaghetti is just the best (note: what the fuck is this doujin even about)
>Even though I feel like bathhouses and hot springs are kind of different, as long as everyone is happy about I have no problem, yes!
Onsen Eggs make sense because you can actually boil them in the hot water and you won't have to swim in spaghetti if you drop it, what the fuck.
>>134569800
A cute flatship!
>>134569811
>Alright! Now all the shipgirls are revived!
>This is all Roma-chan's work!
>Well then, let us begin this month's 3-5 operation! This time we have to get our hands on that Hoppou-chan!
>Eh? Are we catching even that cute little one?
>For this operation, I will give Nagato special authorization to use her special capture equipment!
>Huhuhu...I already have the netstrings ready!
>How about it, Roma-chan? Will you join us?
>Uuu...
Well this page is weird but at least it's been done before.
>>134569828
A cute fartship!
>>134569836
>Why would you go and capture that cute child....
>I really dont' undrestand...I'll go and take a bath to wake myself first...
>Onee-san...umm...why are you swimming around after drinking that health drink instead of going to yasen?
>What's wrong with it? Jintsuu, don't be so serious, come and play with me and Naka-chan!
>As expected, it's loud. I'll just go over to the single berths.
>Ahhh, the singles are better after all.
>Uwaaah!
>Just now, did somoene....?
>It was just you. It's so late, who would come here apart from us?
>THIS BATHHOUSE IS NOW THE SOLE PROPERTY OF US SISTERS! NAKA-CHANG WILL NOW OFFER A SONG! THE FLEET'S IDOL~ IS SPARKLING TONIGHT AS WELL~~
Are they trying to imply Sendai is slacking off? Why are you expecting baths to solve all your moral and ethical problems?
>>134569852
>And here i thought I was dying... Hm? THis is...
>Ah so this is the single baths I seek. By miniaturizing everything, it allows the user a feeling of peace....
>You again? | We meet again.
>That aside, I'd like you to hear me out. Hoppou-chan, it may be better that you abstain from taking part in the 3-5 defense operation.
>Our naval district's admiral and Nagato want to capture you.
>Heehhh?! You're one of the enemy naval district's shipgirls...?!
>But....
>Git out of here!
>Since we've shared a bath, I'll let you go this time! But the next time we meet, I ain't holding back...!
>Hold on....
>Why won't you listen to what others say...
Why would you leave an enemy in the bathroom of your base?
>>134569878
>THe next day, 3-5
>Hahahahha, well done Nagato! Hoppou-chan is all but mine now!
>Admiral, this cannot be done! Enemy as she is, she is but a child. What will you do with her after you truss her up and bring her home?!
>Person who baths with me...help me....
>Roma-chan, I understand what you're saying, but why does Hoppou-chan know you? | If the enemy is to be believed, then are you in league with the enemy?
>That....
>Bad news, admiral! Taitei-chan just located a Re-class battleship, heading in our direction!
>That's impossible! This isn't 5-5, it's 3-5!
>To think that they really abducted Hoppou-chan....
>I must take her back!
>>134569902
>Bad news! It's really Re-class! And she's packed to the brim with those new bombers! >Damn it! Although we've packed quite a few sanshiki to deal with hoppou, we don't have any equipment to deal with Re...
>With my pride and determinatino on the line, Battleship Nagato shall not retreat! >Then I'll shatter that rigging of yours!
>Fritz X! Nagato-san, dodge!
>I'll pulverize you with this! Mongrels (note: what she said, from the footnotes it is a Gil reference)!
>[*Gate of Re- Deviation Bomb (note: "乖離彈", I don't know what it means)
>How could this be....everyone, I'll leave it up to you.
>I am the only one who can protect the admiral now...even if Fritx X blocks the path in front of me....!
>To show yourself in front of me again....I won't hold back this time!
Maybe fighting Re wouldn't be so goddamn hard if you brought an actual fleet and not Akitsushima and Katsuragi. And why a Fate/Stay Night reference?
>>134569928
>Roma! Nee-san is here to save you!
>Nee-san, be careful, the other side has Fritz X!
>It's fine, as long as us sisters work as one, we have a chance!
>Mm, I am etter suited for the battlefield than for constructing bathhouses, after all.
>Tch, so my time is up for now...
Where did the power of sisterly love even come from? And was that bathhouse line meant to be some kind of punchline?
>>134569961
>A...are we saved?
>Admiral, having saved your life this time around, could you let hoppou-chan go?
>After all, when you think about it, Re wouldn't have attacked if the Admiral hadn't abducted Hoppou-chan in the first place.
>Thanks...will we...meet again...?
>I'm sure we will.
>After all, all roads lead to rome.
The All Roads Lead to Rome punchline was actually pretty good, but these were the most arbitrarily laid roads known to man. Why is this doujin even trying to be serious at this point
>>134569997
And that's it for the most incomprehensible kancolle doujin I've translated yet.
>>134570020
Italians in general are pretty incomprehensible. The language, their culture, their actions, the existence of the country itself, etc. None of it makes sense.
*knock knock*
>>134570079
>>134570079
She can come in as long as she's not showing her bra like a lewd girl
>>134570020
It's the parody of Thermae Romae, the manga about Rome's famous bathhouse architect who traveled to modern japan and got inspired by modern onsen.
>>134570149
That's what I thought at first. But I watched Thermae Romae and at least that made some sense. That and Lucius was an actual architect as opposed to a shipgirl randomly drafted into interior design.
>>134570149
Good times, I need to get around to watching the second movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmFSflNiQU
>>134570202
>not letting your ships do interior design
what kind of pleb are you.
>>134570230
Roma straight up said she has no idea how to do interior design.
>>134570210
There's a second movie?
>>134570252
I fail to see how that matters, pleb.
>>134570202
>Thermae Romae
>ThermaeROMA
>>134570202
You might think too much about it. Porody sometimes has no degree of how it takes things lightly.
What is Houshou doing?
>>134570230
>>134570277
>making someone who has no idea how to do something do that thing
I bet you tried clearing 3-2 with BBs and CVs too.
Found this. Reminder that there's actually /a/non kuso can't unto KanColle.
>>134570482
That was just /wowsg/ going full kuso.
>>134570482
The Elevens google translated it?
>>134570578
Does that look like japanese to you
>>134570578
They're watching us, Raian.
>>134570263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Www2vf3Fas
>>134570622
>>134570578
It's chink.
>>134570578
Fuck off Raian
>>134570845
don't bully my waifu
>>134570578
No penis jokes for today?
Is /a/ still a bunch of fuckingfaggots?
>>134569878
>You again? | We meet again.
Are you intentionally keeping this on one line since the boxes connect? It's two speakers.
>>134569961
Think she's just annoyed about building that bathhouse earlier.
>>134570578
As others said it's not the elevens, but they actually translate our shit all the time.
>>134570906
Oh I just noticed the |, scratch that.
>>134570899
>liking girls
What are you ? A faggot ?
>>134570659
Didn't realize it did well enough to get another movie, nice.
>>134570991
Apparently it's actually quite mainstream. The MC is a fairly well known actor and the first movie raked in about $75 million.
I went to an onsen last summer and they had a Thermae Romae poster hanging near the entrance; that was a pleasant surprise.
>Chikuma notes that Christmas is a "Holy Night"
>Tone just refers to Christmas as a Western Holiday
Wasn't Tone the one who had a Christian Captain during the Indian Ocean raid?
>>134571075
I see, well with how much money they seem to put into the sets, props, and getting all those foreign extras I hope they make their money back.
>>134571113
Come to think of it yeah Bulgaria and Rome and shit must've cost quite a bit, but I can't find any budget figures.
Post art of the ship that cleared autumn '15 E5 for you.
So I literally just started playing this two days ago. Any hints for an upstart admiral, particularily in the way of resource gathering?
>>134571441
>>134571475
Resource gathering gets very easy once you get all your fleets, so focus on those quests first.
>>134564935
Stop bullying her.
A happy Amagi is a lvl 1 Amagi.
>>134571475
Unlock your other fleets as quick as possible. Get to 3-2 as quick as possible so you can get Kongous.
Enjoy spamming expeditions 2, 5, 6 for the next half of the year.
>>134571441
This is how Maya is meant to be treated
>>134571513
>>134571559
Alright. I'll have to keep that in mind then. I have my second fleet already, which I have been spamming on expedition 5, only need Jintsuu to unlock the third. Game refuses to drop it, though, and instead gives me like 5 Naka. Terrible luck on my end, I guess. Anyway, guess I'll just have to push on and reach 3-2 ASAP.
Refrain, mango
When will more CLs be able to use daihatsus and do opening torpedoes so I can finally scrap Abukuma?
>>134571854
Tenryuu and Tatsuta Kai Ni when?
>>134571870
Hopefully never
>>134571908
I'd really like it if they started actually having the stats to be worth using.
>>134571923
I would like if they got Kai 2 where their consumption goes back to their pre-Kai stats so I can remodel them and still use them for expeditions.
>>134572071
Cutest cosplayer ever?
>>134572300
That would be the pregnant kongou cosplayer
>>134571596
You're gonna hit a rather large wall at 2-4.
Try to get some battleships and a carrier, doesn't matter if light or normal, and do the Akagi quest. 4 BBs, 2 CV(L) and a little RNG assistance, and you're good.
I was told to get subs, but considering I'm at 3-2 and the fucking things never drop or never get constructed, might be easier to go the above route.
>>134572320
I'm not sure if I want to see this.
And yet, I think I want to see this.
>>134572341
I want to wake up and see this.
>>134572483
I've already done a little bit of investment into a couple of battleships and a CV(L), so it may be a good idea to invest in a few more once I get enough resources for it. It's good that they actually start dropping around this point too.
>>134572300
These ones are cute for a couple of kongous
>>134567932
'ere you go
>>134572504
http://imgur.com/2VaYEEc
I got it from here
>>134572701
Disgusting, that Prinz is cuter
>>134572660
what an adorable hiei
>>134572701
Well, why not I guess.
Magical Shimakaze.
>>134572071
superior
kaga nice when?
>>134572606
Don't waste your resources trying to craft them, friend. They'll drop, have faith.
>>134572943
https://youtu.be/tcfSetMlfUs
>>134572687
What, that's not what I want.
>>134572969
Don't have faith, if you don't have faith then you won't be detected by the desire sensor and the girls you like will drop quicker.
>>134572969
The only battleship that ever dropped for me was Kirishima. Everything else (Kongou, Fusou, Ise, Hyuuga) were built.
>>134573024
Is Orel sea somewhere near Russia or any slav country?
>>134573259
Isn't Oriel around Papua?
>It's...
>Too much...
>You can't go any further, Admiral-san.
>Because in the end, I'm just a training ship.
>You ought to reserve such things for the girl you truly love, right?
>Ahn~
>I said... You can't continue...
>At this rate... I...
>Will start to take things seriously...
>Geez... You are a naughty Admiral-san, aren't you
>>134573494
W-what is he doing to her ? I'm s-scared. Is he... holding her hand ?
>>134573494
I want to push Kashima over the desk and fuck the everlasting shit out of her
>>134567155
Ooi needs mothership conversion to see the error of her ways.
>>134573494
I want to take things seriously with Kashima.