>Open door
>See this
What do?
Head to the store, I'm definitely gonna need more eggs
Probably check to see if they were alright and then call the cops.
I'm so sexually burnt out from all the porn that it would probably not even arouse me.
I fart then ill leave
>>134461348
Open the doors and windows, cover my nose and mouth, and drag the women outside. There's clearly been a gas leak.
>>134461348
make them some sandwiches, they all look a little thin...
Stick it in on best girl on the left.
>>134461467
Fat girl please
>>134461348
Pull them to my bed, and when they wake up give em the eggs
>>134461348
join in on the fun
>>134461348
Sell the rubber duckies on Ebay, probably worth a fortune.
Ignore the women
Steal all the beer
Ask /a/ who are these semen demons.
Eww, short hair.
Throw her out of the house.
>>134461348
Turn 360 and get the fuck out!
Not going to get involved in this shit.
>Step over them as I walk to the kitchen
>Make breakfast
>Go wake them up for breakfast
>Tell them to brush their teeth afterwards and to take a shower it's a new day
>Sit on the couch drinking orange juice as I reflect my life choices while they do these things
>>134461348
Walk the dinosaur
Why is the author bringing cage of eden characters in this series?
>>134461348
>Put the each face in the other's crotch
>Record reactions
>Laugh eternally
>>134461348
Turn off the tap and close th fridge. Bills don't pay themselves for fuck's sake.
>>134461348
close the water tab
>>134461348
phone my bros and invite them round for a party
Totally normal
>>134461796
This man knows what's up.
>>134461348
>beer and rubber ducks
I know what I'm doing tonight.
All of you are faggots.
I would fuck them until my dick broke
>>134461948
No you wouldn't and if you tried you'd get your ass beat by 3 girls and then the cops at your door.
>>134461348
Put them back in the washing machine.
>>134461379
super underrated reply
>>134461348
>rubber ducks
I begin investigating this murder most fowl.
>>134461348
turn off any electrical appliances in the house and check for gas leak. call for emergency ambulance if necessary.
God fucking dammit who spilled women on the floor again
I'd recreate the events leading up to this scene in my head, building a picture out of the small details, for example, girl on the right has the hairdryer next to her, despite having dry hair, clearly middle has just come out of the shower/bath (no towel, wet hair). The ducks came from the basket of toys, but some have gone too far for a simple falling over. At first glance it seems the girl on the left has seen her weight in the scales and obviously being anorexic, has fainted. This becomes stranger when you look at how she's fallen, her feet are way past the scales. Here's how I see it going down:
Middle comes out of the shower, right has just finished at the sink, left is behind the viewpoint, walking foreward, maybe to get a beer. Right greets middle and stands up from the stool holding the hair dryer to pass to middle, she turns right as she does so, and collides with left who is mid bent over going for a beer. They bash heads, left immediately knocked out-cold, falling backwards/sideways in a slight turn.
Here's where it gets a bit complicated. Right staggers back from this collision walking into middle who still wet from the shower slips forward, kicking the stool and also right in the back of the knees causing her to keel forward, pull the hairdryer she was still holding and bash her head on the floor/side of the fridge. Middle as she falls flails for something, her left hand catching the basket of toys and tries to pull on it, knocking them forward as she then turns trying to shift her balance. Her head then hits the door also gets knocked out, and keels sideways. The first to wake up would be middle as she didn't get hit that hard and is probably more stunned than actually KO'd.
>>134461348
>do a 360
>get on the floor
>feed them eggs
>rape the maids
>walk away
>>134461348
>muh ducks!
Beat them for messing with my ducks.
>>134461348
Turn off the faucet, obviously.
>>134462464
This, but only after stoppering it, letting it run for a while, then floating some ducks in it.
cum in their armpits
>>134462035
Coincidentally, they are cops and it's their door.
>>134461379
3 b o w l
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>>134462349
top kek, well mem'd m8 to be honest family.
>>134461348
close the fridge and turn off the faucet
>>134461725
Probably because they are in the same universe and maybe we'll get some sort of explanation for that bs ending in cage of eden.
>>134461348
Stick a rubber duck in their mouths and in their pussies
>>134461348
Breast reduction surgery.
>>134462711
Fuck of pedo.
>>134462726
I like C-cups, not J-League. Fuck off man-children.
>>134461348
GET ON THE FLOOR
>>134461348
>naked women
>scales
>open tap
>open fridge full of alcohol
>half full bucket of rubber duckies
Elementary! These women are anorexia sufferers passed out from painfully blocked bowels! What happened is that these three women were weighting themselves after a long period of starvation, this explains why they are naked — they tried to keep the number unaltered by clothes; upon seeing unfavorable results after weeks of effort, they broke: some started filling up on water due to hunger, then all resorted to drink; drinking has clouded their judgement which led to them eating several rubber flotation toys out of hunger and depression which have lodged in their digestive systems and led to the scene before us!
>>134461348
>disgusting cowtits
Call them trash and start to cry.
GET ME POWER
[eurobeat blares]
>>134461379
Good one.
>>134462035
I would love having my ass beat by naked sluts
I do pic related to their house
>>134462847
What's the context of this gif? I've always wondered this.
>>134462899
Get the fuck off my board normalcunt.
>>134463173
A shopvac will make quick work of that.
>>134463450
How about you fuck off m8.
>>134463581
>strawpool is a indication of anything worth of value
Spot the normalshit.
>>134463581
But I like DFC christmas cakes.
>>134463562
IF they have one.
>>134461348
Turn off the facet on the sink and shut the door to the fridge. Then I would wake up them up and lecture them about not wasting water and power.
>>134463252
Ask Dragonpunch — he drew it. Probably a request or something.
>>134463616
>Being this upset that current /a/ isn't what you truly think it is
>>134461348
gang bang
>>134461379
nice desu
>>134461348
Wonder why there're so many rubber duckies.
>>134463833
Damn, they're all pretty good sizes, even if they do glow quite oddly. Yui's in for a treat!
>>134461537
I like how you think anon.
>>134461348
That bitch in the back, her feet just ain't right.
>>134461348
Wonder which door I just opened, I don't see any doors nearby that lead to a room like that.
>>134461348
take a pic and post it on /a/
>>134462847
>>134462206
>>134463833
>Japs having big dicks
Top kek
Pee on them, then tell them to get out.
>>134463721
Loli has always been a niche fetish, I don't get your point.
>>134461474
But best girl is right!
>>134462035
>implying the have to know, they are at least a few more hours unconsciousses after this and the average men needs only 10 minutes rest between cumming.
So he could finish impregnating them in 20-30min and cover everything up so that they would not even notice until it is too late.
>>134461348
Do a 180 and walk away.
>>134461379
/thread
>>134461348
Nothing. I'm not interested in disgusted cowtits and some boy.
