Summarize the plot of Evangelion in a single sentence.
>>134394288
I'll go one better and summarize with an actual line of dialogue.
It's completely dumb stupid nonsense.
>>134394288
Shinji should have fucked Asuka. Would have helped both of them.
>>134394444
If Misato was around I wouldn't want to do Asuka either. Shinji did nothing wrong there.
You're masturbating to comatose girls.
>Muh robots and psychology
>oy vey no more budget
>now we have budgets make movie
>now more psychological and more action
>also edgy benis and vagina symbolism
>we also gave lewd so we make statues now
Asuka > Rei.
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji!
>>134394506
Shinji was closer to fucking Asuka than Misato. The EoE kiss doesn't count since she was certain she is going to die.
>>134394553
Imagine Asuka with Reis breasts. Perfection.
>>134394288
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji.
>>134394698
>>134394588
https://youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM
>>134394650
Rei's hairshape is better though
Congratulations!
>>134394444
>>134394882
I'm not entirely sure whether I prefer short hair because Rei is my wiauf or Rei is my waifu because I prefer short hair.
Eitherway, pragmatic personalities that don't let emotions stop them from making the logically right decisions paired with practical short hair that doesn't get in the way of anything are my fetish both in 2D and 3D.
Shinji got in the robot and fuck up Godzilla.
People were tang at the beginning and become tang at the end
>>134394288
My brain exploded after watching all the series, what the fuck did I just watch ?
Boy inside mother murders angels during the apocalypse.
Asuka wins lol.
Two different factions know that the world sucks and want to end it all on their terms.
everybody is fucking insane
Kimochi warui.
This little bitch, and his little bitch-ass robot go waaah waah waah who wants to watch that shit.
shinji masturbating to asuka messed me up
Everyone turns into Tang.
Garbage for pansy kids
>>134394288
Anno is an autist.
>>134394288
Human interaction can be painful but is worth it in the end.
>>134394288
I just watched episode 25 and 26, first time I watched them after seeing the end of evangelion and wow I actually know what's going on.
Such a psychological roller coaster as well.
>>134396157
No it's not.
>>134396157
You believe everything you watch you impressionable youngster?
Fucking ayyylmaos terraforming dubs.
Shinji gives the albino head
>>134394444
>angry as fuck Asuka
>bored as fuck Shinji
Yeah, right.
Thankfully Shinji has good taste and chose the angel over the irrelevant landwhale whore.
>>134398204
Shippers on the left of me, butthurt Rei and Kaworufags on my right. Here I am. Stuck in the middle.
>>134398266
The only ones butthurt are the Asukashippers.
Shinji only ever gave a shit about Misato and the albino ayy lmaos. Same with Rebuild and the Mango.
Well, I guess they can settle with Mari "cashgrab" Makanami now.
>>134398380
I just wish you all would die, frankly.
>>134398474
Well, we're not suicidal dumb broads like Asuka. So that won't be happening anytime soon.
>>134398620
Except Rei's the one who actually commits suicide via KFC promotional starring Armisael and Zeruel.
