Would you stick your dick in crazy?
>>134086286
No. I know they wouldn't return it.
>>134086286
When they are hot, sure.
Without a doubt
>>134086286
are they hot?
if so, yes
>>134086286
>she likes sweet things
>semen is mostly sugar/spoiler]
>would you stick your dick in crazy
That doesn't really work anon. She wouldn't let you stick your dick in her, she'd just give you blowjobs all day to wring you dry. Then wait till you fill up, and do it again.
No, but I would stick my candy cane if you know what I mean.
>>134086286
The real question is, would you let crazy stick her dick in you?
>>134086286
Yeah, it'd be fun.
>>134087021
If crazy had a dick and loved you enough that she wanted to, there's no stopping her
>>134087067
I could stop her.
>>134087021
obviously
>>134086286
>fingers manhandling girl's mouth
my diiiiicccckkkk
>>134087103
Not if you're drugged/asleep and tied up, you can't.
Always a big guy for yandere
>>134087021
Yes. I want crazy to stick it in me. All. Night. Long.
>>134087226
That's just what you think.
>>134087235
If I took away your cartoongirls, would you die?
>>134087240
What is she going to do with that syringe?
>>134087021
>her dick
>her
To those saying yes or no:
who is speakingfrom experience?
>>134086286
no. you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy.
>>134087467
>he doesn't know the wonders of feminine penis
If she hot, yes.
>>134087632
>he likes penis
gaaaay
>>134086286
Of course, why should I have to answer. Yandere is always best
>>134087496
>who is speaking from experience?
>on /a/
no-one
>>134087679
>he doesn't like penis
>>134087738
I have some very limited experience with crazy.
You cannot even hold hands with crazy without them going crazy. Real life yandere is spooky.
If you want crazy, study math.
>>134087386
It would be extremely painful...
>>134087661
why is tranny near the apex of hotness?
>>134086917
Semen is mostly protein, not sugar
Semen CAN get sweet if the guy feeds of monosaccharides rich foods like fruits
however just a bit of extra protein in his diet and it gets bitter again
What humans produce that is in fact mostly just sugar, water and a bit of protein isThe colon self lubricating jelly
>>134088066
trannies know what turns on guysbecause they are guys
>>134086286
Candy girl aint crazy, she just likes them candys a little too much
>>134088066
>>134086286
>>134088066
Only a dude could be less than a four on the crazy scale.
I guess, I'm just inferring here.
>>134088098
but thats gay
>>134087773
>>134088112
>>134088145
why are you all so gay?
crazy's not all that fun, but its addicting like a drug
>>134088206
Where do you think you are?
>>134088260
Why can't America into cursiv?
>>134088322
>More than one character set
I ain't no stinkin' gook.
>>134086286
I wonder what does her mouth taste like?
Dagashi probably. Damn, now I want to lick her tongue
>>134088260
This is a joke right?
If not the sender is at least a girl right?
>>134088419shota semen
>>134087467
>he doesn't want to be bred by an amazon futa
>>134088112
Sauce?Can't find a single panel
Hee hee, wake up Anon! Starting today, we're gonna be best friends. Nobody on the surface wanted to be friends with me, but you're so cute I just had to bring you home!
>>134088145
>Implying men that dress up as women for sexual thrill aren't at least a little more nuts than the average woman.
>>134088376
Even Asians learn cursive.
I mean it isn't really something that takes a lot of time.
First grade = block letters
second grade = cursive
It's not that there is anything better and more important to teach in second grade.
In a heartbeat.
>>134086286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnKZ4pdSU-s
>>134086286
It's not like I can stick it anywhere else when the crazy corners me with a weapon.
>>134088758
You're full of shit but ok :3
>>134088066
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SELS7LAJqVw
Please end of the video to answer your question
dont stick dicks in sick chicks
Only in non dangerous crazy.
>>134088274
what is wrong with her hand
Kind of offtopic, but why do cute anime girls attract so many dicklovers? I can't see the connection.
>>134089382
Cute anime girls represent who we wish to be.
>>134089382
2D girls are for fags. Dicks are for fags.
Simple.
>>134089382
the cuter the girl is the higher the change of her having a 10 incher between her legs
>>134089382
We want to be them.
>>134087113
Source?
crazy will give you herpes. don't do it nigga
>>134088112
Source please
>>134089595
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47405223
>>134089630
Anon, you are confusing crazies/yandere with sluts
>>134088580
Sauce?
>>134089816
http://exhentai.org/g/863725/3a5aadab9b/
>>134088112
Sauce?
>>134086286
you haven't lived until you have
>>134086286
Armpit Pussy
>>134089753
Thanks friend
>>134086286
She's the good kind of crazy.
But i'll never in a really crazy one.
>>134086286
Hotaru isn't crazy.
>>134089746
>>134089816
>>134089949
Don't give them source guys.
>>134086286
Balls deep
>>134089857
beautiful, thanks
>>134086286
Yes I would.
Instantly. In fact, it's preferable
>>134090264
Don't listen to this guy.
Now then...sauce?
If they where already interested in my yes, other wise no. Because it could be bad for your health...
Who wouldn't?
>>134087661
So, quick limit calculus: which zone for an 8H/8.8C?
>>134086286
Yes
>>134087021
Yes for this one too
>>134091884
I'm being a jerk here, but it's hard to figure that out when the units of craziness aren't even defined.
>>134088930
The name of the manga pls
OP here
Do I really need to specify [NO TRANNIES]? I guess I do...
>>134086286
Since 3d woman are all crazy and my dick can't reach 2d realm then no, I wouldn't.
>>134092047
Well, the diagonal line being a straight line, with 10 units on the x axis and 6 unit in the y axis, 8H/8.8C should be right at the crossing of Danger Zone, Date Zone and Fun Zone.
But I think I'm killing the fun.
>>134092165
get cûcked.
If they're crazy formy dick
What are some good yandere H with happy endings
>>134086286
Would you stick your dick in coffee?
>>134086286
Yes sir.
>>134089110
>there are no women who are less than 4 crazy
>women can vanish and appear at any other point on the chart
>collect reliable data first
All my doubts about this hot/crazy matrix are gone. This man speaks truth.
>>134092415
What does a unit of craziness equal? 5% likelihood of stalking you once a month? Metrics people
Also there are lots of girls in the 0-3 range...these are kind of like your supernormies that listen to Taylor Swift and have 2.2 kids.
>>134092668
Koharu no Hibi
>>134092542
Kill yourself
No fag lovers in my thread thx
>>134092745
Aww yiss
>>134086286
No, I tried that once in real life and had to get a restraining order to get her to leave me the fuck alone.
>>134092959
>thx
>yiss
>my thread
Would you, /a/?
>>134093070
A woman doesn't bleed that much that you could taste it.
>>134093070
Nope. No way.
>>134093038
Fag lovers please
>>134093070
Sure, it'd be a good bonding experience
>>134093331
exactly
>>134089746
>>134088657
>>134089949
>>134090688[Bu-chan] Kiraku in Yaro?It's so good that it'd be a shame not to share it
>>134093070
never not dick crazy
>>134093070
My big strong waifu will fight bitches like that who try to steal me away from her.
And personally I'm no pushover either.
>>134093070
I mean it probably stills taste mostly like chocolate.
>>134093070
>any admiral other than shota
Not even once.
>>134093469
A true hero you are
>>134093581
You'd be surprised how good chocolate with blood tastes like.
>>134088758
Doesn't even fucking fit in with the actual character but fuck it. LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE
>>134093070
why not? pure love
>>134093697
Personal experience?
>>134094375
Most chocolate is made fromcow blood.
White chocolate is made frommoth asses.
>>134094453
Blood tastes good so I don't see a problem with this
>>134094375
Yes, it's a thing here in Italy.
>>134094453
[citation needed]
>>134086286
Only if they really like me.
And not yandere like me either.
I mean baseball to the fast bold asking what I really like and willing to spend time with me.
Everyone can say I love you, but who can really mean it?
>>134094453
>mfw I like white chocolate
>mfw I like that moth girl doujin too
I knew it, everything is connected.
>>134094666
>liking that ugly monster
You sicko
>>134093470
I am in need of context of this gif
>>134094510
u wot m8?
>sono italiano e non ho mai sentito dire o visto niente del genere
>>134094828
Words hurt, man.
>>134094863
The boy is fat.
>>134095061
Actions speak louder than words. Now give me a sledgehammer so I can squash that bug.
>>134094828
She's not a monster, anon.
Also she's not ugly, though that moth hat scares the shit out of me.
>>134095018
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanguinaccio_dolce
>>134089110
>Danger Zone
>Strippers
>Redheads
>Anyone named Tiffany
Guys...I may have fucked up.
>>134096142
Anon, you didn't a redheaded stripper named Tiffany, did you? Because I have difficulty believing that anyone could be that stupid.
>>134087496
The way the rear is inviting, to whoever is watching, mmm I'd say yas.
>>134096283
Hey, man. When you're in college, having been sexually repressed for your entire adolescence, you're like a man in the desert. You'll take the first cup offered.I knew her in highschool. Got drunk on my 22nd birthday and went to a stipclub on a dare with a couple buddies. Ran into her and she was all "Yooooooo, we were in the play together!" I was pretty hype to run into her again, she was insanely hot, and near the end of the night, basically worked up the courage to ask "Would it be weird if I asked you for a lapdance?" which ended with my first blowjob. Shit has progressed from there, and yes, she is in the danger zone of crazy.One of the songs she had for her poledance routine was Down with the Sickness. I fucked up, you guys.
>>134086286
What could go wrong?
>>134096662
I can't decide what's worse - dating a redheaded stripper named Tiffany who pole dances to metal, or talking about it on /a/.
>>134096662
Storytime
>>134086286
not in every crazy, but she is okit would be scary if she started coating my dick with sugar
>>134096662
To be honest she sounds like a keeperunless she cheated on you
I'd make sure to have a bun baking in the oven post haste.
>>134086286
only if i cover it in sugar first.
I married crazy. I don't recommend it.
>>134096990
Eh it was relevant. In reality nothing crazy of note has actually happened, and it's all fairly casual.
Just thought it was a funny coincidence is all.
>>134086286i seriously think hotaru is taking sento's spot as hottest anime girl of ALL TIME
the manga is great, i hope they adapt it well next season.
How can a Crazy Imouto make her scared Onii-chan love her?
>>134096662
If you have any dignity you wouldn't.
All these filthy sexhavers polluting /a/ is truly a shame.
I miss how my ex always used tocall me daddy when we had sexAt the end of it I started calling her my little princess and had her do up her hair in pigtails
>>134086286
I don't even have a dick to stick in but sure why not
Don't stick your dick in crazy; you may not get it back.
>>134086286
Hotaru, yes.
>>134098715
>it was relevant
Except it wasn't at all.
You and every other piece of shit talking about "my crazy ex man;)" should be bannable.
Why the fuck are you always tripping over yourself to tell everyone you fucked some nasty fleshwound.
>>134099177
I love those nipples.
How Crazy are we talking here?
Finally I've found the thread that has convinced me that /a/ really is filled with nothing but retards and has no redeemable qualities.
I need to leave and never come back so I won't read the inevitable autism that will happen when dagashi Kashi airs
>>134099177
I was waiting for this, doujis where the big boob girls het fucked by various kids are always fun to read.
>>134099605
honestly how new are you?
2013+?
>>134099605
>I need to leave and never come back
Do so.
maybe
>>134089471
>>134100305
nothing
i'm just saying
>>134098855
>>134100850
s-source?
>>134100850
>>134087496
I regret everything
>>134100915
How many doujins have condoms and incest?
>>134087496
See >>134100936
Don't do it.
>>134089323
Hands are hard.
>>134100971
A lot I imagine.
Am I wrong?
>>134094666
>moth
>>134100971
119
>>134101102the moth hands and feet literally give me nightmares
>>1340874963d crazy isn't cute like in animes
lewd where
post some
>>134088930
sauce?
>>134089753
Why is Yaziri so based
>>134101138
Really? I find it cute.
I mean, it must be fluffy and comfy.
>>134102688i really really really don't like bugs
>>134095806
> south from po
> italy
>>134087661
>Trannies in negative crazy
They're crazy man, have you ever met one? Their daddy issues could blot out the sun
>>134103754
that's a joke from the end of the video it was made in
the joke was "a girl less than 4 crazy? that's a dude. you're dealing with a tranny." and he drew that in there
context, pham
>>134087661
I really like the the bottom end of the crazy scale starts at 4.
>>134103955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SELS7LAJqVw
>>134104041
And don't miss the "response".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjrK4FKyxlc
>>134104080
>takes her 3 times as long to get to the fucking content
women
>>134104080
>Skip through this video
>She still hasn't got to her point like 3 minutes in
Stopped watching
![029[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/608IXoi.png "029[1].png")
>>134086286
of course but only if she is like pic related
>>134096662
take your 3DPD blog back to /r9k/ and don't come back
>>134099177
>that doujin
FUCK
JUST FUCK
>>134086917
>semen is mostly sugar
Did you graduate middleschool?
>>134106328
Ye/ss/
>>134104080
is that Justin Bieber?
>>134106825
And they don't have 3 feet long penises, and those nipples.
Fuck it man, Shindou is a saint.
>>134088260
Cute.
>>134096662
>having been sexually repressed for your entire adolescence
Did you not have fucking hands or the internet? Learn to masturbate, you normalfag scum.
If you're still dating crazy while having the ability to date others and/or simply masturbate, you deserve whatever shit you get when it hits the fan.
>>134106511
it is mostly fructose. the vitamins and protein in it make it taste bad. If you eat sugary fruits and drink water, but are otherwise malnourished, your cum will taste good.
>>134094828
She is cute, you have a shit taste.
>>134101050
Sauce?
Go to hell
>>134107759
No fuck you
>>134106511
You clearly didn't.
