I want to put my penis inside Kurisu and never let go.
How do you hold onto things with your penis?
>>134068957
/thread
>>134069041
noodle legs
So why does she never put out for Okabe?
>>134068752
>Those shorts with pantyhose
She wants it.
She's a fucking SJW
>>134071592
By what metric?
>>134071660
dont got it with me right now but she said something like Okabe's bevahior is problematic
>>134071776
Remember, 2010. Problematic still meant problematic back then. And it's not like Okabe and Daru don't deserve the shit she gives them, Daru in particular.
>>134068957
Very tightly.
>>134071592
She's a 2channel and likely 4chan user, anon.
>>134068957
The same way she holds onto her coat.
>>134071776
if you knew someone like Okabe you would think he was a weird fuck too
>>134072178
And it's not like she doesn't warm to him. Quite frankly, it's stunning that she stayed in his presence long enough to. Most people would not.
>>134072207
it's because she has no friends
>>134073217
Well, yes. It always surprises me how many people overlook how intentionally awkward she is. It's a fairly major part of her character.
>>134071592
Anon not everyone who uses the word "problematic" is an SJW. Besides, she's a socially awkward memespouter who browses textboards.
Is it Friday yet?
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>>134075218
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>>134075241
>>134075218
>>134075203
>>134075282
Boing?
>>134074752
I wonder if her Amadeus shitpost on @chan too.
>>134068752
>she'll never call you a pervert
>>134075309
I'm going to be very disappointed if she doesn't.
>>134074752
The memes are in her soul. She cannot escape it. They are one with her.
Think she ever browsed 4chan while she was in the US?
>>134075774
That's what she did in her free time anyway.
>>134075858
She's confirmed for browsing 2channel, I know. I'm wondering what the odds are that she was ever an anon here.
>>134069041
>>134069088
>>134069124
>>134075316
>draw a random face
>add kurisu's hair and clothes
that doesn't make it kurisu you fucks
>>134075880
It certainly wouldn't break character if she did.
>>134075940
Are you implying that drawing her in an alternate artstyle means that it isn't her?
>>134075940
Even the styles of the VN and anime are different, she doesn't really have a consistent style to begin with.
>>134076976
>yaoihands
>>134075241
That phrase, what was it doing there?
Why that phrase again after all this time?
>Finally decide to get the LE edition of SG
Can anyone who bought this tell me the quality of the metal upa?
>>134077718
It still baffles me how this started life as a 360 exclusive.
>>134077718
It's alright. It has a hole on the bottom and it isn't a perfect sphere. It's still a nice thing to have though. The little artbook is really neat.
>>134077829
Typical moronic Japanese business sense.
>>134076976
>>134076305
>>134068957
With it's pincers?
>>134068752
Senjougahara did this pose in Nisemonogatari right?
>>134078012
>Hey, guys, guys, we've got a VN that some people consider to be the best ever
>Alright Bill, now what platform are we launching it on in Japan? Remember, this is THE market for VNs. If it can't make it here it's dead already.
>I'm thinking the Xbox. You know, the worst selling platform in the market by millions upon millions of units?
>BRILLIANT! Now, we need to be sure to not leverage this and release it in the West in a timely manner, that would be foolhardy.
>>134078309
>we've got a VN that some people consider to be the best ever
But it wasn't even released at that point.
>>134068957
Same way a dolphin does.
>>134078342
I'm sure somebody on the dev team said it at some point while putting it together.
You're thinking about this too hard.
>>134078133
What's your point? That's still recognizably Kurisu, even if it's wonky.
>>134078402
Settling with shitty attempts at Kurisu depictions sullies the true image of Kurisu
Is that what you want anon? Do you not want "Kurisu" to only be represented by a certain standard of art? Kurisu isn't just any generic moeblob who happens to have a distinctive hairstyle and outfit; she's Makise Kurisu, understand?
>>134078519
Wonder how each of the girls will approach Okabe when they're drunk.
>>134078543
I'm not denying that the art was relatively poor but I think that's a silly position to take. I'm happy that others like her enough to draw / paint her even if they aren't necessarily all that skilled. There's plenty of wonderful art out there, a few shoddy works don't detract from her image or her beauty.
>>134069124
>>134069088
>>134068752
>>134069041
best midriff/navel
>>134078706
I see your point. I let my love for Kurisu restrict my appreciation of her art, whereas you use it to broaden yours. Unfortunately, I will hold my position, and you will likely hold yours. I'll keep it to myself next time in recognition of opinions like yours, and I hope we may exist in harmony from now on.
>>134078864
I completely understand why you feel that way anon, I simply disagree. I like seeing her rendered in a variety of styles, even if they aren't too accurate to huke's illustrations. It's nice to know people like yourself have such respect for her.
So why does somebody who ceases to function at anything lewd dress in a way that makes it look like her clothes are constantly falling off?
Bonus points for her standard posture refusing to let you ignore her soft if modest chest.
>>134075774
I don't think so, the reason she posted on @channel in the first place was because it was Japanese and she wanted to stay in touch with her native language while in America.
>>134079685
It's more that she gets flustered about lewd things in front of others. Anyway, she just thinks her outfit is aesthetically pleasing.
>>134079990
You're completely correct. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch though.
>>134079990
True, but she clearly got immersed in the chan culture very quickly. You catch her shitposting at one point, already back in Japan. She sought it out as a link to home but it progressed from there. Given that moot opened this little slice of hell the year she started studying in the States it would make sense if she posted here occasionally.
>>134080040
Anon, she wears straps so that her coat is always falling off. She must know it's lewd.
>>134080574
I don't think she ever says anything about it apart from mentioning that her outfit is based on her old school uniform. She may have been going for sex appeal, but there's nothing concrete as far as I know.
Is the movie going to make sense if I haven't seen the anime adaption? I plan on it eventually but the VN is too fresh in my mind at this point.
>>134081233
It just plays off the True End, which is the only end shown in the anime. It's not great but if you like Kurisu enough to watch 90 minutes of her going through essentially the same thing Okabe did then go ahead and watch it.
>>134081233
I did watch it and had no issues, it isn't that good though.
You need to watch the last episode of the anime though, the one that happens after the end of the VN.
>>134081233
The movie isn't canon and it's thoroughly mediocre but if you like Kurisu it's worth a watch.
>>134081275
>>134081278
>>134081379
I might get around to it at some point then. Shame it isn't great but 90 minutes of Kurisu doesn't sound awful.
>>134081757
Don't forget to watch the extra episode first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOFkctKYQWQ
More Yandere Kurisu when?
>>134081781
I'll try not to forget.
>>134081946
But tsun is the best dere. Deredere is also acceptable. Yan is for people with issues I do not fully understand.
>>134079496
No way Kurisu's belly is that toned.
>>134082119
Why, what would you expect to find under there?
>>134080040
>she just thinks her outfit is aesthetically pleasing.
She's not wrong.
>>134081379
While I do wish the movie was better, at least there's some decent fanservice.
>>134081379
Maybe her shoulders are coated in Teflon as the result of an experiment and now no clothing is able to rest on them.
>>134072138
Leather fastening belts?
>>134081946
Her crazed laugh is amazing.
>You'll never have a girl genius obsess over you
>>134079685
Don't forget how she wears pantyhose underneath her short, tight hotpants.
>>134068957
>1. put in vagoo
>2. extend spines
You must be a virgin to not know how this works.
>>134083284
In general her voice actor is fantastic. She's the only character I wait to hear the full line from, and her occasional surprised squeaks are cute as hell without breaking character. I'm generally not a fan of most nip voice action, either.
>>134083395
The Japanese voice cast in general is fantastic. Kurisu and Okabe are definitely the best though.
>>134083395
Asami Imai.
Her singing leaves a lot to be desired, though.
Maybe it's just because the songs are always annoyingly techno, which is not my favourite.
>>134083395
>>134083395
>voice action
Voice acting. Guess I'm feeling a touch dyslexic today.
>>134083616
I'll pay that. I'd say the cast is comparable to Patlabor. I mean, it comes off second best by a good margin, but if you've ever seen Patlabor you know that even that is high praise.
>>134083638
I want her to talk, not to sing. I can live with that shortfall.
>>134078519
why was okabe such a betafaggot in the movie?
>>134082350
Kurisu is very skinny, but she has no muscle. I don't think she does any kind of exercise. So, I guess /fit/ would call her skinnyfat.
>>134083616
The voice acting is pretty spot on. And to think people on MAL praised the english dub even thought the english voice actors got literally everything wrong.
Okarin' voice is one of best voice of japanese Anime
Mamoru Miyano, he is pretty handsome too.
>>134077718
What website is that?
>>134083836
It's not the actors fault that the translated script is bad though.
>>134083820
Because his existence was literally being rejected by reality. Kind of hard to be alpha when that shit is happening to you.
>>134083832
Skinnyfat is for thin people who somehow still have relatively large amounts of fat. She's just slim.
>>134083836
The only part of the dub I've heard is the part from her lecture at the beginning where they inserted a minor nod to Doctor Who. It didn't seem terribly offensive by dub standards.
>>134083858
Well, it actually sounds like his testicles have descended. That puts him in the top 10% automatically.
>>134083976
It is really, for example English Okabe gets the fucking tone of the character totally wrong in every possible way. The horrifying translation didn't help but the actors were still at fault to some degree.
>>134083858
He's also voicing Amai Mask this season.
>>134083836
Don't forget about Daru being turned into an entirely different character.
>>134084083
What did they do to him?
>>134084040
>>134083858
Also, Asami Imai is in Noragami, but she has very few lines.
>>134083836
Suzuha and Daru sound absolutely atrocious in Japanese though.
>>134075193
>>134074752
>>134071942
>>134072178
Defending SJW behavior just because she's your waifu? Are you fucking fags serious
>>134084822
>>134084822
>>134084849
I always felt like this was a fate/stay night kind of thing and it was supposed to be "hack into the gate"
>>134085006
she might as well be a kotaku contributor
>>134085065
Should Calling Other Girl Your Assistant Be Considered Rape?
>>134084976
>not understanding the scientific peer review process
>out of context joke
>>134084976
Not them, but you are grasping on things thinner than straws.
>>134084976
it's just the translation you dumb shit
>>134085106
Top 10 Ways That 'Reading Steiner' Hates Women
>>134083914http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/store/steins-gate-el-psy-kongroo-edition-ps-vita
>>134083284
You really can't forget that. How can she be so lewd when she is paralysed with awkwardness at anything lewd?
>>134085740
>24.99
I wish I lived in Bongistan or some country where the shipping weren't going to cost me 50 bucks.
>>134085896
Nothing wrong with hotpants anon.
>>134078706
I'd shatter her clockwork, if you know what I mean.
what's up with nips and dr. pepper?
it's not even that crazy popular in the west.
>>134086296
It's a good drink. That's all.
>>134086446
It's the drink of geniuses
>>134086446
>>134086296
I love Dr. Pepper, I wish I could actually get it where I live.
>>134086579
What kind of communist country do you live in?
![tumblr_mbjwwiOp5N1r2152eo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WSvFKcu.jpg "tumblr_mbjwwiOp5N1r2152eo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>134086446
I like it too, but for how niche it is in the west, it seems disproportionately represented in chinese cartoons
>>134086657Israel
>>134086679
Are you sure no store sells it? I live inChileand one big store imports it for whatever reason.
>>134086675
It is the chosen drink of intellectuals. People who have an appreciation for Dr. Pepper possess an integrity you just can't refuse.
>>134084531
I always got the impression Daru was supposed to sound weird, he sounded just as bad in the English version except even more memerific
Has the game on the Vita ever gone on sale in the NA store? $40 is kind of a steep price for a VN but I want to read it on a handheld if I can.
What's your favorite doujin where Kurisu gets fucked hard and pumped full of cum? Mine's this one.
http://exhentai.org/g/493098/33a6846634/
>>134068752
Steins:Gate should've had an unlockable H-scene tbqh
>>134087429
I wish Darling had some H-scenes.
>>134086729
Not a single actual chain carried it, but once in a while a kiosk or minimart will have a few cans.
I can just never be sure whether or not I'll be able to find some on any given trip to a store.
femanon here and it's been ages since I've watched the series. Can someone explain to be what about Kurisu is so attractive? She never really did stand out to me.
>>134087510
I have actually never drank Dr. Pepper, I just know Jumbo sells it and I don't want to take a 30 minute train ride just to buy some cans.
>>134087325
>http://exhentai.org/g/493098/33a6846634/
that doesn't even look like kurisu
>>134087532
Her intellect and strong willpower. Like Okabe notes, she will always pit what you say against what she knows and challenges your points in the interest of reaching the truth. She's extremely dedicated to her principles, rooted in a belief in science.
She also demonstrates some remarkable character in that she wouldn't alter her past, which is why she was against time machines. She believes that all the events of your past, both good and bad, comprise who you are and that to want to alter them would mean changing the core of your being. Being someone who doesn't have that kind of strength, it's something I envy.
>>134087532
>>134087674
She's really pretty, and I kind of like her memey side.
If she wore glasses then she'd be perfect.
>>134087532
Because she has short shorts and cute hair
>>134083982
More like because the movie is noncanon and not written by the original authors. They probably felt like people would be able to relate to a beta more than the alpha chuuni he was.
>>134087730
>>134087737
Of all the complaints against the movie, you're choosing to complain about characters acting out of character?
When the webm you're replying to, specifically, is completely in-character?
Man you're a fucking retard
>>134087730
>>134087869
Have a coloured version.
>>134087914
Can't remember if I have this buried somewhere. Organization is impossible with this many images.
Is she the only educated girl in anime?
>>134087730
>>134087954
Did you say...Organization?
>>134087836
Hey now, no need to be like that. Most of my dissatisfaction stems from mewanting the movie to be really good. And I don't think it was completely off or anything, I just feel like it snubbed Okabe's character a bit.
>>134087954
It can get hard to remain on top of my collection of thousands of images. Thankfully the names make it much easier to find something specific.
>>134088084
I think it nailed the characters, really, but the actual plot and particularly everything that actually happens to Okabe was kinds of...eh
>>134088123
>glasses
disgusting
>>134088408
Go take your shit taste somewhere else, please.
>>134088435
>wanting your waifu to have sight problems
Well at least she won't see your face
>>134087737
>never a single substantial argument as to why the movie is not canon
>caring about whether it's canon or not when it doesn't really matter anyway
>>134088408
I'm disappointed in you anon.
>>134088467
I just wish it was longer, honestly.
>>134088408
>didn't like girl with glasses
>tfw for some reason I like it when girls who wear glasses remove it and girls who didn't wear one did it so
>>134071592
Posting this means you've never seen or played steins gate.
>>134072178
I am someone like Okabe.
Is it the end of November yet?
>>134089151
Someone who is way too nice for their own good?
A fake chuuni?Broken?
>>134071592
>>134089271
Just a few more days until I'll start counting down anon.
>researchers make an Amadeus version of Okabe
>he meets Amadeus Kurisu
>they can stay together forever this way>the Okabe that sends the message is actually Amadeus Okabe
Would you like it if it ended this way?
Interesting I thought /a/ wouldn't like her so much since she is used goods. Okabe probably hits that as often as possible and you guys know that.
>>134089271
It is the end of November. Will someone please email PQube?
>>134089513
>they can stay together forever this way
>they get destroyed during the war anyway
>>134089597
Maybe that's why people here like Suzuha so much.
>>134089732
She looks too flat there.
>>134089732
even okabe recognizes suzuha's greatness
>>134089765
Excuse me. Allow me to rectify this issue.The number of suzu pics I have is woefully small in comparison to kurisu pics.
>>134089449
Oh wow, I made that wallpaper in 2013.
Time really flies.
>>134089765
>too flat
NOT FLAT ENOUGH.
>>134089937
Shut up you'll wake up the Luka posters.
>>134089937
HOW IS THIS FOR FLAT
>>134089932
It's a great image. Any hope for 2015 version?
Reminder that Kurisufags and Suzuhafags should never fight because both have stellar taste.
>>134090015
Yeah, I could whip one up in a few. Do you want a different image instead of the Kurisu and Mayuri one?
>>134089976
we're always awake lol
>>134090100
I agree with this guy. We really have to fight against the true threat.Moekafags
>>134090178
>MoekafagsBut I refuseto believe that something so terrible exists.
>>134090122
It's a pretty good image. Maybe this one instead? I don't have too many winter themed images.
>>134090229
Oh they're out there, and they're horrible.
>>134090257
There's this one from antimatter. It's kind of a bummer that got canceled. I'm curious what it was about.
>>134090229
I know it's hard to believe but they really do exist.
Anyone have some operator Suzu?or more kurisu, never can have enough of that
>>134090257
>>134090371
Well, here's a version with the year removed so it can be used any time.
>>134090371
Yeah, I wondered what it would have been to. I guess either image is alright, just do whatever is easiest.
>>134089896
A shame.
>>134090463
How about some operator Kurisu?
>>134090158
>lol
Kill yourself.
>>134090593
Why is she German? She's not Achtung.
>>134090724
I have no idea.
>>134090724
Why else?
>>134090765
Well whatever. Full pic inbound
Consider the following:
PQube is actually founded by Andrew and he mails us under the alias "Kevin" and keeps distracting us from the truth.
Because in truth,Those eyes are god's eyes?
>>134090480
>still has the Saturday/Sunday highlights for 2013
Only if by any time you mean in 2019 when it's time for robots and those weekdays match those dates again.Just kidding, thanks.
Would be pretty sweet to have a gf like Kurisu, huh? Yeah, having someone so sweet and intelligent, someone who cares about others and has this slight knack to have a little weak self-confidence that makes her blush whenever she is called cute. Her strong character that makes her a strong ally, someone who is always there for you. All this packed into a tight, slender body dripping with youthful charme, curious to discover its sexuality together with you. Yeah, that would be great.Please kill me I am so lonely
>>134091213
SWEATY UNWASHED SUZUHA
>>134091213
>someone who cares about others
She only cares about her experiments though.
>>134090895
I just want someone to email Kevin since it's the end of November. I don't care if the reply will obviously be "ask again at the end of December or something", I just need to some sort of update.
>>134091286
Wasn't the last response we got "Email us in half a year"?
>>134091284
That's only the facade. She deeply cares about her friends but she is too ashamed to admit it, even to herself. That makes me want to hug her even more.
>>134091325
Pic? The last one I remember was "email us at the end of November"
>>134091353
Didn't save it, and I don't want to look through the archives.
Email them yourself, you will get some response like that, or maybe another anon will post the picture.
>>134091146
Oh whoops, I didn't even notice that.
Some other anon made that "every day until Christmas" wallpaper. I just added the cutout of Kurisu and Mayuri.
>>134091334
She said it herself though, it's not like she's worried about you or anything.
Why would she lie, bro?
Well?
>>134091449
The model is obviously [IMMINENT]
>>134091264
T-tits too big.Would still lick.
>>134091509
No.
>>134091449
It's a Blackberry Model 10.
>>134091547
Isn't model 10 just the family of blackberries?
I thought that branched into different types like the Q5 or Passport
>>134091547
Whose Blackberry is that Blackberry?
>>134091449
>You should be able to solve this
Obviously your expectations of me are too high.
>>134091540
>too big
Suzuha beats up faggots like you
>>134091449
The new one with Android, whatever it's called.
>>134091620
Kevin is Andrew.
Steiner's phone is silver, therefore it's Kevin's.
But who was Andrew?
>>134091649
>Blackberries with Android
Absolutely disgusting.
>>134091213
Well, there's a reason she's my waifu.
>>134091428
Because she's insecure about expressing herself and exposing her vulnerabilities in front of others.
>>134091646
I want her to beat me up and smother me with her breasts.
>>134091649
Priv
>>134091688
Does the fact thatShe already has someoneaffect the waifuness for you?
>>134091688
She is a top tier waifu for sure. But thinking about not having her at my side is too painful for me to handle, that's why I try not to think about her too much.
>>134091402
I was looking through the archives myself and all I found was was this (email us again at the end of November).
So what we need is someone to email them now that we're at the end of November.
>>134091700
>>134091736
Even though they only exist as possible states, I use worldlines to get around that. Just the fact that those possibilities are there gives me enough wiggle room. After all, it's canon that there are worldlines where she never meets Okabe or she never becomes more than friends. It's why I don't get insanely jealous of him.
Thanks for that image I didn't have by the way.
>>134091764
It's just something you have to accept with waifuism. It's not ideal but it's enough.
>>134091910
Fair enough. Just be glad I'm not posting tons of pictureslike this one
>>134091801
The holy land!
>>134068957
you use the pee hole to suction the air out, that's how everyone does it right?
>>134091736
Many waifus have love interests, unfortunately. At least if she's from a VN you can assume the MC just doesn't go for her.
>>134092011
do post more
>>134092114
And I thought the one about extending spines was bad.
>>134092169
Well okay!
>>134068752
that pose looks very familiar.....
More Suzu please.
>>134092011
I can't really stop you if you decide to post more as you've just done.
Imagine cumming inside Kurisu while you embrace her tightly and kiss. After you are finished, she gets mad at you telling you that you should have pulled out, only to immediately smile at you and tell you that it's okay if it was you."Take responsibility, okay?"
>>134078543
>>134092292
Sounds to me like you want me to post more.
>>134092309
hnnnngg
I have a problem.
>>134092363
No, but I know you'll just post more to tease me.
>>134077718
Its nice quality. Has a good weight behind it, it is hollow though.
>>134092465
It seems you are into NTR man, that's fucked up.
>>134092465
Well, when you're right, you're right. And you are right.
>>134092263
Crab from Bakemonogatari.
>>134092382
Imagine you are sitting on the edge of your bed while Kurisu is sitting on your penis, facing you. You can barely move your hips but you chose this position because you want to be as close to her as you can during the whole process. Her creamy, slender thighs slightly coiled around your back, squirming every so often when waves of pleasure are entering her body. Whenever this happens, she emits a short moan, muffled only by your lips being pressed on her own. It's not the size of your dick or your technique that makes her moan in pleasure, it is simply being connected with you, being able to become one with the man she loves more than anything else. You forget everything else, all the pressure of having to "please" her just vanishes when you can just be so close to her. You want to enter her only because it's the closest you can get.
When you come, you press her down on your lap as hard as you can. You try to release everything you have as deep as it can possibly reach. Your seed carrying the eternal love you are feeling with the hope to inspire another life born from that love.
You stay in this position long after you have finished until you finally pass out.
>>134090229
They exist. Ignoring them is the true mistake.
>>134090463
How about both?
>>134092731
anon please stop my heart can't take this.
>>134092997
Allow me to post an example of the enemy.
>Thinks the tits are all that matters
>She didn't actually betray anyone guize
>She just needs a friend
>She has glasses
>>134093047
I ALREADY POSTED THAT NERD
