describe /a/ in one picture
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>>134016098
Can't all punchghosts "dive" into things?
>describe /a/ in one picture
>>134016787
>>134017132
>10000x10000
I ain't clicking that.
>>134017132
>not every thread is like the facebook groups!
>i swear haha! jojo threads are good...haha..ha..
Where are you now anon
SBR ending themes, if you disagree you're a kek
ED1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A
ED2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1FRz6mcJyI
and of course Roundabout as a special ED for the last set of episodes starting from Gyro's death
>Anasui gets the corpse parts
>He obtains [HOLY DIVER]
>>134017451
>Anasui getting character development
Boy, I wish
>>134016573
Honestly, that was kind of retconned.
But anyway, Diver Down's got other abilities, like changing the structure of something
>>134017587
>Diver Down will never punch your P into a V
Still a fair bit of space to fill on this if anyone wants to contribute by drawing their favourite character/stand/whatever from memorysorry for the censors, they're just a temporary thing/won't be there in the next version I post
>>134017587
>Honestly, that was kind of retconned.
Nah.
>>134017553
The Part 6 cast is so underdeveloped - the lack of focus particularly on Weather is criminal, but Annasui, FF, and Hermes all suffer too.
>>134017659
>criminal
I see what you did there.
>>134017658
Yeah, it was, because that's the one other time a stsnd does that after part 6.
The reason I even brought it up is because even though they were able to do it before, later on, Diver Down's ability is "phasing into objects" like it's not normal.
>>134017715
At least someone appeciates my genius.
>>134017734
I guess Araki just fucked up.
>Angelo was still alive in the old universe
>He was reborn in the new universe
>Angelo was a mix of a rock and a human
>post yfw Angelo is the Kars of this universe, because he's the original "Rock Human"
>>134017632
>>134018559
Beautiful.
>>134017632
>>134018745
Get away from us you moeshitter
>>134017632
>>134017389
>>134017632
I had to draw this in mobile, so you better appreciate it, no matter how shit it is.
>>134016098
>>134019404
It reminded me this
Alright /a/, I asked this once before but here goes.
If Jotaro was a decent kid growing up, how did he become a delinquent in his late teens?
>>134019940
Pic related.
>>134019940
>absentee father
>turbulent mother
>>134020024
>Holy became a megaslut whenever his dad was on tour, fucking random dudes to fill the void
>>134019940
It probably didn't help if the Joestar genes kicked in and he was suddenly this hulking half Brit with a bad attitude thanks to his dad never being around, he was probably bullied for a while just for being different
>>134017632
>>134019940
He's a hotblooded Joestar, and puberty hit him like a freight train, Teenagers tend to get into fights and cause havoc.
Joseph wasn't the saint growing up either, it's in his genes.
>>134020101
to fill the voidi'm evil?
>>134019940
Dont remember the Alessi fight?
He was always a little shit.
>>134020024
>Decent kid
>>134020024
Only Holly called him a good kid, look at that face.
That's the shit eating grin of a smug punk.
>>134019940
>Believing in Holy's flashbacks.
>>134020313
>Not believing the purest Joestar minus Jonathan.
Just out of curiosity, which Jojo is thehungest?
Karera is cutest girl.
>>134020404
>purest
>not Shizuka
shit taste to be very truthful bro
>>134020176
>two left hands
>>134019940
all Joestars have the innate genetic desire to fuck people up, act like manchildren and cause shenanigans. Let's look at the facts
>Joseph fucks with police, starts fights with people out of nowhere, is a lazy fuck
>Jotaro is a delinquent, starts fights, walks out of restaurants without paying
>Josuke starts fights with randomers about his fucking hair of all things, tries scamming everybody, scamming Rohan, scamming the lottery, spends his off time being /v/
>Giorno is a fucking Mafioso and Dio's son, nuff said
>Jolyne - chronic masturbator and all round lack of manners/respect
Johnathan only grew up to be a legit, respectable gentleman because he wanted to prove a point about being better than Dio in the eyes of his father. Before Dio came along, Johnathan was implied to be a slacker, had poor table manners, and started fights with strangers under the pretense of being a white knight
>>134020444
I think Joseph in his youth is canonically the tallest.
>>134020458
>chronic masturbator
>>134020458
What about Gappy?
>>134020444
Johnny blatantly hangs the biggest dong, but he can't use it until he gets cured of his cripplehood. That's why he's so salty and ruthless throughout SBR
>>134017632
Did my best.
>>134020458
>Jolyne - chronic masturbator
You scallywag.
>>134020502
who the hell knows
>>134020502
He steals people waifus and daughters.
>>134020502
I was only talking OG universe genes, but Johnny and Gappy are both even more morally grey and unphased by conflict than all of the OG universe JoJo's put together
>>134020458
Everyone is a cunt during their teenage years, the point is that most of the Joestars grow out of it and mature alongside the reader into upstanding citizens once they become adults, it's character progression.
We haven't had a chance to see Giorno or Josuke as adults, which is a shame, but this applies to Jonathan, Jolyne, Jotaro, and Johnny, every adult Joestar is a pretty decent person.Except for Joseph.
>>134020444
Jolyne
>>134020639
Adult Giorno would be a scary motherfucker. If he was this ruthless as a teenager there's no telling how bad he would be.
>>134016098
If you were forced to pick between having either Cheap Trick or Notorious BIG as your stand which one would you choose? One kills you and becomes another person's death sentence if someone sees your back and the other will only activate after you die and will become a world ending catastrophe if left unchecked.
>>134020805
Araki will never let Giorno become an adult, he needs to stay a teenage twink to generate maximum fujobux.
>>134020851
>live or die
B.I.G.
>>134020851
>One kills you
Does it?
BIG either way.
>>134020805
Nah, he also inherited Jonathan's moralfag genes.
Forgot to update this.
>>134020918
One of the first things we see him do is scam Koichi and steal his luggage.
>>134020851
Notorious B.I.G.
So I could plan where to die and who to take out and not have to hide my back from everyone like a idiot.
>>134020851
>Obtain Cheap Trick.
>Build a movable house around myself, or alternatively, hold up an umbrella with a shower curtain attached to it.
No one will see my back, and it's not clothes.
Checkmate.
>>134020994
He's 1/2 Josuke, 1/4 Jotaro, 1/4 Kira, right?
Random blathering here, but assuming 48 for each part from here on, with the next part airing the spring after it finished, we won't see people's reactions to Part 6's ending until 2022.
>>134021238
48 episodes, I mean.
>>134021238
Can I see your math? The last time I saw an anon calculate when each part was going to air they said that part 7 was going to air in 2021.
>>134016098
>describe /a/ in one picture
>>134018559
>>134018652
>>134019011
>>134019404
>>134020454
>>134020553
Going to sleep now, but thanks for your contributions! They've all been added. I'll check back in this thread tomorrow if anyone else wants to contribute.
>>134021303
Okay, so Part 4 starts in 2016. Assuming it runs for 24 episodes, stops, then resumes in summer for 24, it'll finish in 2017. Part 5 would start in spring 2018, run for 24 episodes, take a break until summer 2019 and finish in 2019. That'd make 6 start in 2020 and finish in 2021, with 7 starting in 2022.
I guess I did fuck up my math but not in the way you had me thinking, so we'd see people's reactions in 2021. This is all assuming they follow the same schedule for Part 3 for all of the parts, of course. I can't calculate Part 7's airing schedule because it's weird to figure out how they're going to adapt it since it switched to a monthly publication.
>>134021397
Sleep well Mosciacanon, and happy Danksgiving if you're American.
jojo got a part time job
>>134021539
>those legs
>>134021539
the absolute madman!! hahahahahaa
>>134021501I'm a britbong, but thanks for the sentiment regardless
>>134021539
>>134021556
>>134021581
We posting madmen here?
>>134021539
>>134021556
>>134021581
>>134021609
>>134021539
>>134021581
Are we posting real life JoJos now?
> Both SBR MAD doesn't even feature HP once
> Not playable in EoH even though she was in the 4th main fighter and was the perfect partner for Diego
Do the Japanese hate her or something? What the actual fuck?
>>134021539
>>134021581
>>134021609
>>134021626Can someone care to fill me in on the joke?
>>134021705
>>134021630
Most Giorno poses from the covers are very similar to Prince's poses
Could a Stand User defeat a Pillar Man? Say, for example, if Santana escaped could Josuke and Rohan take him out?
>>134022184
Can they even see the Stands?
>>134022184
Depends on the stand.
>>134022184
"It's in ASB so yeah"
>>134022184
seeing as how he couldn't even hit the stands itd be an easy victory.
>>134022184
Invisible punchghosts could probably stalemate one at the very least. Most visible/ability stands like part 7 stands are fucked.
>>134022294
>Kars' majestic hair covered in Oyecomova bombs
Who do you guys hope do the ED? Returning singer, or someone new? Josuke's new VA is a pretty good singer actually: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-iqUJarQI
Alternatively, The Pillows or Beat Crusaders would be cool too.
EoH in pc when
>>134020502
I don't know about Josefumi but Kira is probably a cold hearted serial killer.
>>134022641
In a perfect world the ED would be Killer Queen
Also I'd love for Diggy Mo to do the OP, but I have no clue if he is even still in the industry, I just think he fits Part 4's style.
>>134021801
They are also copied from fashion magazines.
>>134021461
>implying SBR will be animated at all.
>>134022641
>>134022757
Shit I meant the OP, not the ED.
fuck
when is jojo part 4
>>134022641
They should just reuse Stand Proud.
>>134023068
April; trailer next month.
>>134023068
April 2016
>>134017632
>>134022641
>Beat Crusaders
fuckin awesome band, what songs did you have in mind f.a.m?
>>134017424
no fuck you anon it's going to be homeward bound by simon and garfunkel literally eat a fucking ass.
>>134023245
>homeward bound
Oh, well, fuck.
Yeah, that's pretty it, yep.
Still prefer the oldOPEN THE DOOR, GRY ON THE FLOOR
>>134023245
fuck you jamie i s2g
just started stardust crusaders and i hate Jotaro, does he get any better? at least Granddad Joseph is there to counterbalance Jotatro's edginess
>>134023804
>does he get any better?
in part 4
>Jotatro's edginess
you mean autism
>>134017424
>not You're My Best Friend from Queen
>no homoerotic undertone in the ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10
>>134023804
Hey, eventually he becomes a secondary character like Grandpa Joseph, which is the best thing to ever happen to the character.
No, he does not really improve, but he does start to mellow a little bit.
>>134022184
The stands probably wouldn't be able to completely kill him because of his regeneration, like when Straits was blown up.
Heaven's Door could safety lock him, but with the range, Kars could just attack Rohan directly before he could do anything.
That's the main issue; stands, not counting ones that activate after death like Cheap Trick or independent ones like Superfly, are only as strong as their user. That's why DIO was supposed to be dangerous, he basically nullified that weakness with his vampirism.
Yoshihiro Kira is the true main antagonist of Part 4.
>Interacted with Enya and DIO
>Gave Kira a stand with the arrow
>Never told Kira not to murder people
>Made a bunch of enemy Stand users with the arrow
>Gave Kira Bites The Dust with the arrow
>>134022184
>Josuke depowers Kars by 'fixing' his augmentation and restoring him to pre-mask form
>>134024248
That's not how it works.
>>134024295
Why not?
jojofriends, my greatest allies, can any among you tell me where this dog is from
>>134024248
Could Josuke theoretically return DIO into his regular body and remove THE WORLD?
>>134017632
i did my hardest
>>134024444
>>134020444
Yikes.
>>134023804
Kakyoin____is cute.
>>134022641
>>134023178
Beat Crusaders broke up like 5 years ago, unless they decide to reunite under the power of Duwang.
>>134024444
Not bad, but check mine.
>>134023804
don't fucking browse here faggot people will turn your butthole inside out with spoilers.
>>134024438
He couldn't fix Okuyasu's dad.
>>134024444
I don't know but it's going in the oven.
>>134017424
Land: Horses by patti smith
The boy looked at Johnny, Johnny wanted to run,
but the movie kept moving as planned
The boy took Johnny, he pushed him against the locker,
He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in Johnny
The boy disappeared, Johnny fell on his knees,
started crashing his head against the locker,
started crashing his head against the locker,
started laughing hysterically
When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by
horses, horses, horses, horses
coming in in all directions
white shining silver studs with their nose in flames,
He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
>>134024248
Couldn't Kars just stay out of range of melee stands and spam projectiles at them? Even Star Platinum had trouble with DIO's knives so who's to say Kars can't do the same?
>>134024670
did he even try?
>>134024444
I don't know but it's name is Iwasuke
>>134021630
Do you think he ever used D4C to have sex with himself?
>>134025040
That one is great
Hey guys, lately I've been messaging BuddyWaters about forming a translation team to help speed up the process of translating Jorge, but it seems that he's dead set on soloing the project and isn't interested in any professional assistance.
I'm not going to hijack the project from under him either, he's put his blood, sweat, and tears into translating Jorge for a long time now, but he knows that if it ever becomes a chore in the future that he can contact me at any time.
I'll just leave it at this quote.
>"Astronauts suck ass at murder," Narancia said. "Double tap, motherfucker! Every gangster knows that shit." -Jorge Joestar
>>134022184
In addition to this question, how do we know pillar men can't see stands? Some animals and humans with strong spirits had stands so who's to say the pillar men don't have unmanifested stands either? Actually, what if their "mastery of x" are actually stands in the forms of tools like most of them in SBR?
>>134025086
That's too bad. He's slightly more than half-way through, so I guess that's good. Why isn't he releasing chapters as he goes, since it's so long?
>>134025086
>we need to wait even longer because he wants to be a memelord and do it all himself
>>134017632
>my shitty kira from like a month ago is on there
pretty good
>>134025086
>>134025256
>>134025394
how fucking long is it that he can't do a couple pages a day and be done with it by now
>>134025086
>YEARS
fucking shit
>>134025441
It's 746 pages, with an average of 45 pages per chapter. I get that he wants to keep a consistent translation style but I'm really disappointed he won't at least release some of it.
>>134025086
>there are anons that will die before this is done
>>134025441
>>134025491
>>134025394
>>134025256
It's going to take a while for it to be finished, but it's not a dead project like some other anons initially believed.
Just stay patient, and think of it as "The majority of it is already complete, it'll come out eventually".Also on a side note, Doc if you're in this thread, I don't post regularly but I read the archives daily. This is the Jotaro pallet you were looking for.
>>134020502
4balls
homewrecker
>>134017632
DORITO-SAMA
>>134024538
>OVA depicts Emerald Splash as a fucking gatling gun spray of bullets
Fucking sweeeeet
Also, if they ever dub the stardust crusaders anime, will they take out all the ORAs and MUDAs? I know they took out WRYYYY in the part 1 anime
>>134025051
Valentine is a true american hero, not no fucking queer
He can get that 14 year old pussy whenever he wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqcBr5dFAdY
""JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes Of Heaven tournament" Story Introduction" in about 6h
>>134026954
>Story Introduction
I am cum.
>>134026954
What? I thought there'd be one in December. So this is the second last one?
>comfy friday threads will come again
I'm excited
>>134027308
>mfw I got into jojo far too late to experience comfy stardust crusader anime fridays
I wonder if they were nice...
>>134027438
There was cancer, but the OC was good too
>>134027438
>you got into jojo soon enough to experience diamond is unbreakable anime days
>>134027438
Animeonly fags would constantly whine about being spoiled and there was an overflow of newfags from other sites which would spout memes and other cancerous stuff making these threads exactly that. But at least some discussion about the quality and inclusion/exclusion was alright.
>>134027460
>>134016573
depends, not all users use their stand's ghost phisiology to it's fullest potential for starters. Also Diver Down could kind of store his energy their, and mess with things in weird ways like moving the opening of a bottle or being able to tank damage. Other stands don't really "dive" and swim about, they're just sort of intangible and float about in there maybe touch a few things with their hands but that's it.
>>134027547
>Animeonly fags would constantly whine about being spoiled
Was that really the case? I always thought people were just shitposting
>>134027547
I can't wait to see one of my favorite stands animated
>>134027784
holy fuck i forgot that this stand existed
Post your favorite Stand(s)
>pic very related
>>134027670
I'm kinda annoyed that Keicho ain't playable. They figured out how Sighechi would work, why cant they do the same for Keicho? I imagine it would be a bit like playing olimar in smash bros, and a DHA with Okayasu seems like a no brainer
>>134027861
Araki should have explained what the stand did before the fight was all the way over
I had no idea what the fuck I was looking at
>>134027879
Thank you for the new phone wallpaper, anon
What are the odds that part 5 gets animated?
>>134027952
Confirmed by Araki-chan/10. Its literally printing fujoshit money.
CHAPTER 49 WHEN
>>134027998
Fucking donut man, the KC memes are going to get cranked up to 11
>>134028111
Poor girl, I wonder how Araki uses his stand to steal donuts to defend himself?
>>134021695
Maybe she'll be DLC
>Dio's driver isn't the senator
>>134028004
Never, that was the end of JoJo. It ended with Joshuu going down the drain like the shit he is and everyone being happy they got rid of him.
>>134024920
he said he would, but araki just dropped that
>>134027879
Forever the King
>>134020483
>>134020577
I haven't read part 6 yet. Is this headcanon or what? Does she polish the pearl?
>>134017632
>whatever
Sure thing, boss.
>>134028695
>I haven't read part 6 yet.
Then get to it you faggot.
>>134028695
Her first scene is being embarrassed that a prison guard caught her in the act.
>>134028695
It's literally the first thing we learn about her.
>>134016553
Worst-looking main villain Stand so far.
>>134028865
>King Crimson
>Not one of the best stand designs in the entire manga
Shit taste
>>134027898
It was either actually shared by 11 individual dudes, or it was like a 'multiple man' stand. They all acted in symmetry, after all.
It was one of my favorite arcs in SBR.
>>134017632
I consider them a singular organism
>>134028865
>>134028695
It's referenced when Pucci kills Jotaro
>>134027879
>>134028923
I am just now wondering if the others were permanently dead or the stand is just a second chance of life x10
>>134029031
We'll never know. Though, good on him for being one of the only villains to survive their fight.
>>134028865
It's got a head on TOP of it's head, araki is a 10/10 designer
>>134028890
He looks like a fish face stuck on holiday ham.
>>134029161
He looks how Court of the Crimson King sounds.
>>134021164
He's 1/2 Josuke 1/2 Kira, with Kira conveniently being Jotaro in this new universe.
>>134023068
Trailer next month. And I will be watching that trailer every single day until April.
>>134023804
>this reincarnated anon again
>>134025678
Fucking this. A billion different translators for wuxia/light novels always release pages every single day, he should be doing the same.
>>134026033
Holy fucking shit it is. What's that from?
>>134027879
Maybe Jonathan's Stand would've been Tusk as well.
>>134021801
Yes. it is called plagiarism.
>>134029588
he's doing it for himself not cunts like you.
>>134022184
Hermit Purple would make it a cakewalk for Joseph as he knows how to channel Hamon through it.
>>134027438
They were the best days of my damn life anon
>>134028695
Why don't you FUCKING READ IT and FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
>>134024248
Kill yourself.
>>134029742
More than anything, I just wanted to watch animeonlys lose their shit over Avdol dying and then later coming backonly to get killed for real again.
Thanks to memes, I imagine Kakyoin's death wasn't a shock.
>>134030013
I remember looking forward to that too. I expected that they wouldn't believe his second death either, especially since he was the first Crusader to die up until episode 42. "I feel he's still alive! It was too sudden!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFSH9K1LIA
Gyro this time.
>>134027438
>ooh no i got into jojo months twoo l8:((
And I'm over here like
>Remember when Stone Ocean was getting translated?
>>134030122
>that DHA combo with Johnny though
>>134030122
>Double infinite spin with finishing punch by Tusk Act IV AND BALLBREAKER in unison
My goddamn motherfucking dick
>>134030122
Diego turning into multiple velociraptors at 0:53
>>134030122
>Evil Gyro and Joshuu together
Hmmm
>>134030122
That DHA game crazy
>>134020458
The joestars are "chaotic good" aligned assholes, when faced with a true injustice they can't just stand by but in peace time they're basically out for their own interests.
>>134030122
Doc where the FUCK are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXfPK_Qg5E
>>134031180
Your tripfag worship is to be looked down upon
on topic, people actually don't like Cars.
>>134031248
I like cars, i though his ideology of letting his species see the sun was pretty heroic. It was pretty depressing when he was the only one able to do it.
>>134031248
I just want a webm
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>>134031379
Get a fucking trip, reddit piece of shit.
>>134031379
>>134031404
Like clockwork
>>134027438
Friday threads were absolute shit filled with the worst kind of baiting and shitposting.
>>134028865
>Not the best
Say that to my faces fucker, not online
>>134017632
Remember when Avdol died that one time
I wish Tim Curry was 20 years younger so he could do the fucking dub
>>134031310
His plan involved causing a hyper famine among-st his race.
The Stone Mask was basically the pillar person version of the Great Leap Forward
Any Aussie JoJo fans? Nobody here in Melbs
>>134020458
>Josuke starts fights with randomers about his fucking hair of all things, tries scamming everybody, scamming Rohan, scamming the lottery, spends his off time being /v/
Do you think he ever married an old hag for her money following the end of part 4?
>tfw its name is The World Over Heaven instead of Holy Diver
>tfw CC2 will never get the rights to Holy Diver
>tfw they'll never play Holy Diver on Heaven Dio's introduction
>>134030122
>The horses of Johnny, Gyro, and the Diegos are dragged along for the ride.
Those poor steeds. I want Slow Dancer to beat up Jack the Ripper.
>>134030928
Dio: What is this? Why is he dinosaurs? Why am I dinosaurs? This makes no sense. Why is this happening? WRRRRRRRRY!!!!
>>134030599
What would that even do to a person if it hit?
>>134032647
Knock it off.
Why is Speedwagon so based?
>>134030928
That's not Dio, that's just one of the humans/animals that were turned into a dinosaur by Scary Monsters. His ability wasn't just for himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30iQrFL7U4c
Old but gold
>>134032358
Sydney reporting in
>>134032358
sydney as well
2 pics from the oneshot in JumpSQ 1
>>134033643
>>134033643
>>134033663
No higher res? Can't read most of the kanji.
>>134033735
no, it's just the preview from the website magazine.
>>134031018
Aren't all 'evil' characters dead?
Is there a tournament in half and hour or just a story introduction?
>>134033956
Story introduction.
Is this stream starting or what?
>>134034451
Any moment now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqcBr5dFAdY
>>134034472
But what does it mean
OH SHIT ITS ON
Just reconfirming that Kars + Petshop is the best team there.
>Old Joseph is also a menu character
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
