![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 being Karamatsu is suffering.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7IJzhEW.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 being Karamatsu is suffering.jpg")
>brothers don't bother to pay for his ransom
>constantly shit on by girls
>gets "killed" in the Calming Detective segment
>repeatedly punched by Totoko for no real reason
Do the writers hate Karamatsu?
>>133982334
Because Kusomatsu sucks.
>>133982334
He is moe by helplessness and the most popular character in Japan.
They know very well what they are doing.
>>133982334
Because it's funny. Here, have some pears.
>>133982334
Everyone hates Shittymatsu.
>>133982669
Now that I think about it even Jyuuchi ignored him on that episode.
I guess he is not as pure as the fandom says.
>>133982725
So, the nick names we have so far are:
Juicy for Jyuuchimatsu
Totty for Todomatsu
Kusomatsu/shitmatsu for Karamatsu
Am I missing any?
>>133982334
>Karamatsu orders properly during the totty episode
>Gets knocked out by Totty
>Karamatsu tells Totoko the truth that she should drop the fish thing
>Gets punched out by Totoko
Why?
>>133982741
Juicy doesn't have anything against any of his brothers, though. It was just him being OOC, just like in episode 8.
>>133982793
>Juicy for Jyuuchimatsu
Unofficial.
>Totty for Todomatsu
Yes.
>Kusomatsu/shitmatsu for Karamatsu
Canon.
>Am I missing any?
Totty calls Ichi Darkmatsu in episode 6.
Because it's fun character writing.
He appeals both to people who root for the underdog, and people who like to see the buttmonkey get shit on.What side do you fall on? are you a Karamatsu girl?
>>133982965
Karamatsu is the buttmonkey pretty much. And Totoko is a bitch. I don't understand how they like her.
>>133982965
He is the local scapegoat.
Of all the brothers he is the least likely to retaliate, he is too good and that's why others can shit on him without consequences.
Also, posers are annoying.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.51_[2015.11.23_19.21.23].png](https://i.imgur.com/2uDL9Yf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.51_[2015.11.23_19.21.23].png")
>>133983184
>I don't understand how they like her.
She's honest and super cute. Moe of the Season.
>>133982741
He seemed worried while on the phone, he just couldn't fully understand what he was being told. Then the pears got to him, you don't say no to pears, man.
>>133983156
>Darkmatsu
Nice
>>133983250
Did the pears also made him trow pans on Kara's head at the burning on the stake scene?
>>133983313
You don't interrupt a man's beauty sleep.
You think it's easy to keep a pure smile like that if you're tired?
>>133983367
You are a really hardcore Juicy fan.
I admire your dedication.
>>133982741
Individual personalities and quirks are mostly put on-hold for all the brothers when they're in asshole hivemind mode. Like Choromatsu not hesitating at getting back at Totty in a ridiculous way.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 ded sheeh.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oTNQSD7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 ded sheeh.jpg")
>Iyami's entire existence seems to be him getting shit on
>no one seems to care
>>133983589
Because he is an ass
>>133983560
This. The only true asshole of the bunch is Osomatsu. That's why you can't compete with Bestmatsu.
>>133983589
Iyami is a selfish dick through and through
Karamatsu is just a helpless moe chuuni
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.06_[2015.11.23_15.53.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/40CsaKE.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.06_[2015.11.23_15.53.15].jpg")
>>133983631
Osomatsu is an asshole, but in a sort of unaware way. If anyone's a low key sociopath, it's Totty.
>>133983589
He deserves it.
>>133983769
This. He gets zero respect out of me.
This week's episode kind of sucked, 07 was the best one so far.
>>133983758
Man, those Dayons sure are getting creepier and creepier as the episodes go.
>>133983631
He acts like that guy who pokes fun of you but in a non-mean way its sort of endearing. Totty is the exact opposite of him since he is a two faced piece of shit.
![Goldenboy 01.ogm_snapshot_10.32_[2015.11.13_18.27.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/w66pzt1.png "Goldenboy 01.ogm_snapshot_10.32_[2015.11.13_18.27.14].png")
>>133983885
You mean 05.
>>133983885
The Totoko-chan segment totally killed it for me.
>>133983944
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.56_[2015.11.24_05.59.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/VNzsn1O.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.56_[2015.11.24_05.59.53].png")
>>133983758
>a sort of unaware way
It's a big brother thing. The eldest the dickest.
>If anyone's a low key sociopath, it's Totty.
I disagree. There are three big contenders to this category: Oso, Todo and Choro. All of them did their lawyer bit during the dependant interviews, Totty was only the most efficient manipulator. Oso and Choro played the exact same game.
>>133983724
You haven't seen chummy oldschool Iyami and Chibita.
Obviously he's an ass when push comes to shove but that's pretty much everyone.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.00_[2015.11.26_01.54.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/v3dwM1l.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.00_[2015.11.26_01.54.58].png")
>>133983944
>>133983974
Dull edge is dull.
>>133983979
Are we ignoring how Ichi implied multiple times to have a killing desire for multiple characters?
So we are later gonna get a reason why all the brothers are not pursuing more education, or at least getting a job. I am curious about Choro's reason out of all of them since he seems the most concerned about it.
>>133984000
>oldschool Iyami and Chibita
Mah nigga.
Did you watch the bomb/treasure chest watermelon episode?
>>133983944
>>133983974
I don't want to see the pure in pain
>>133984062
I think he really doesn't mean it he just likes to act edgy. The only one I think he meant was Shittymatsu due to insulting their beloved Totoko.
>>133984110
We are? This or the next cour?
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.22_[2015.11.23_19.16.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/n8D7zVe.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.22_[2015.11.23_19.16.06].png")
>>133984062
I wasn't ignoring that, but seeing how that was clearly an appeal to violence, I honestly feel that puts Ichi on a league of his own.
![[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 05.mp4_snapshot_11.09_[2015.10.19_23.48.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5LMUWZF.jpg "[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 05.mp4_snapshot_11.09_[2015.10.19_23.48.32].jpg")
>>133984132
Haven't seen everything available yet no. Which series is that?
>>133984110
Entrance exams are tough and we don't know how well they did in high school.
Might also not have enough money and that's what the job hunting is for, but it seems like whenever they do earn/find some money they blow it all on gambling, alcohol, or other things. They're all kind of fucked up, Choro's just the one most aware of their habits.
>>133982334
Shitmatsu is worse matsu
>>133984311
That's a pretty good reason and knowing Choro he spends shit ton of it on his idol stuff even if you don't include the amount of food and drinking the spend on. Jyushi probably did really well in school but probably didn't pursue his doctor career for a while.
>>133984110
someone should translate this
>>133984288
The black and white one. It was in japanese on youtube. I will see if I can find it again.
>>133982965
Actually the one Karamatsu nearly punched when he was telling her the truth was Ichimatsu.
Am I supposed to be able to remember the names/recognize the sextuplets? I have a hard enough time when the cast isn't identical to eachother.
>>133984470
Its like 10 pages this one just shows choro since his is the only one I don't really understand.
>>133984524
In the original? No.
The recent series they have their own colours and personalities, it shouldn't take long to get used to them.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.02_[2015.11.23_19.08.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/c1Cy6Dp.png "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.02_[2015.11.23_19.08.58].png")
>>133984440
>average Matsu score is 61,(6)
I see what you did there.
>>133984110
>>133984470
Choro wins money playing pachinko
Mom guesses that he wants her to hide the money from the rest of the brothers
She calls him garbage and he cries
If for some reason they were split up and forced to make a life for themselves, how do you think each would fair?
Who would take it the hardest?
>>133984470
Choro wants to say something to his mother but she interrupts him and say with a "Choro voice":
>Mom, I won big time on pachinko and wanted to know if you could hide the money from my brothers...kind of... let's let it as that.
>That was what you were going to say right...
Choro
>Are you an ESPer?
Mom
>That's because you are trash too, so don't worry.
Choro
>That's not comforting me at all.
>>133984507
I'm making my way through Showamatsu too so yeah I'm gonna see it sooner or later then.
>>133984776
Osomatsu so far seems to be the most attached of them all.
It would probably take some time to sink in.
>>133984776
Osomatsu and Ichimatsu would probably have the hardest times, Choro and Totty would probably be the best off, but I think all of them would miss being together in a way, even if they hate eachother sometimes.
NOBODY DESERVES KARA
NOBODY BUT ME!
>>133984987
Go to bed Kara.
>>133984913
Osomatsu easily since he is the oldest and without his brothers he kind of hasn't got much to go off of. The second episode should have shown how much he needs someone to hang out with to feel good about himself. Ichi would be second but I think he just going through a rough time in his life.
>>133984739
>>133984803
>She calls him garbage and he cries
wow, that's rude
>>133984803
Thanks for translation but god damn that's a horrible thing for the mother to say.
>>133984536
Why are those bills covered in blood!?
>>133984987
Go home. Go to sleep.
>>133985045
>Ichi would be second but I think he just going through a rough time in his life.
I see a lot of bullied Jyuuchi comics but I don't see many past Ichi ones.
Why did he became like that? What the hell happen to brake him so much that didn't happen to his brothers? It really bugs me.
>>133985149
Nothing traumatic happened to him. It's clinical depression.
>>133985129
Who knows.
>>133985129
He saved a wounded cat on the way home
>>133985045
>The second episode should have shown how much he needs someone to hang out with to feel good about himself.
Oso's self-esteem is through the roof he just gets lonely.
>>133985173
Come on. And only he got the genetics for it?
I bet there was a trigger.
>>133985204
Lovely, I could see that happening.
Where are my Karamatsu girls?
>>133985268
Kimoi.
>>133985268
I want to bully Karamatsu.
>>133985268
So cool
>>133985289
Ichi go home.
>>133984524
Since it's pretty character-driven show, try to remember them. Just remember them by their color first if it's difficult.
From oldest to youngest :
Red = Oso = mischievous leader, looks easygoing
Blue = Kara = trying to act cool >B-)
Green = Choro = the most responsible one, idolfag :-<
Purple = Ichi = Dark & gloomy loner, cat guy, bored face
Yellow = Jyuushi = Hyperactive kid, smiling wide everytime :D
Pink = Todo = Fashionable guy :3
>>133985320
Fuck off Ichimatsu
>>133985333
Oops, I meant>>133985320
>>133985364
No bully.
>>133985334
>Kara is always at the bottom
Amazing how all the fanartists get it.
>>133984524
It shouldn't be that difficult by the 3rd or 4th episode.
>>133985213hopefully in december there will be some doujins about his abuse
>>133985460
Sometimes he tops
>>133985586
But only with Ichi.
>>133985213
It isn't always genetics, it could be a lot of things. Could just be that he was more socially awkward than them as they grew up, started secluding himself more, and got depression. At least, that's how I understand things so far, going off episode 5.
>>133985213
If there was a trigger it was either drug or cat related.
>>133985821
>cat related
I don't understand this line of thought.
>>133985930
>Ichi takes in stray cat because it's hard for him to make friends
>Cat accidentally gets killed
>He feels responsible
>Doesn't want to call himself any cat's owner now because he wouldn't be able to handle when they die
>>133986080
Makes since to me.
>>133985930
Obviously a cat screwed him over.
Ichi thought it loved him, then he saw it purring in some other guy's lap.
>>133986175
>nekorare
>>133986175
He trusted its taste in matsu and then it took pats from shitmatsu.
>>133985334
>mischievous
Maybe naught fits more here. He is like a 6th grade cheeky kid who innocently likes to play pranks for fun around
>>133985334
>mischievous
Maybe naught fits more here. He is like a 6th grade cheeky kid who innocently likes to play pranks for fun around
>>133986338
>>133986470
Ah, sorry for accidentally double posting
>>133986470
あんれま~ こりゃまたハイカラな店だっぺ～
>>133986569
Goddamn Totty is supremely punchable.
>>133986794
Sometimes I forget they're in their 20s.
>>133986794
He sure is,if you know what I mean
You can change the lyrics to The Beach Boy's "California Girls" to Karamatsu Girls with no penalties.
>>133982334
This was the second time we've seen him walking around her house wearing nothing but a bathrobe. That qualifies for a gut punch.
Is this Juicy?
I going to pretend it's Juicy.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.52_[2015.11.26_12.59.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fcu1AcR.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.52_[2015.11.26_12.59.23].jpg")
Why does Ichimatsu hate Karamatsu? Everyone else is just an asshole to each other, with Kara almost always being everyone's favorite target for bullying, but no one besides Ichi seem to have legitimate hatred towards one of his brothers, not even Totty.
He seems to hate the guy almost as much as he hates himself.
>>133987718
I saw a comic about this on pixiv litte ago.
It said that, since Kara is all confident and he really buys his "cool" act he's everything Ichi would like to be, so he hates him for that. But I really believe they're just tsun feelings, taking into account they sleep next to each other.
>>133987718
Its been stated that Ichimatsu hates Kara because pretends to be something he is not. Also Kara says shit to him that actually strikes a nerve when he says he believes in him since he hates disappointing others.
>>133988067
I don't think anyone would want to envy Kara.
>>133988117
>Its been stated that Ichimatsu hates Kara because pretends to be something he is not.
Where?
I cam here to say that Karamatsu a best
see ya
>>133988117
Its was in one of the previous threads talking about each brothers personality and some extra info. I remember one of the anons translated it. I will try posting if I come across it again.
>>133986794
>Ichimatsu doesn't even changes clothes to sleep
I never felt so represented in any other anime or work of fiction.
>>133988397
That's me too.
>>133988397
Ichimatsu I would like more but I feel like he would be a really disgusting person in general.
>>133988186
Some article about Ichi and Kara's relationship that was pulled off twitter
Posted in an Oso thread weeks ago
>>133986794
I just noticed Ichimatsu's earplugs.
>>133988475
They need to have an episode for that.
>>133988474
I'm a messy eater, too.
>>133988475
Damn, I wish I had seen it ;-;
>>133988568I have it but I don't like your emoticon
>>133988474
I don't know why, but the fact that he would be kind of gross and pudgy is why I like him.
>>133986218
underrated post
>>133988988
Please post it. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE.
>>133988212
Go home Kara.
>>133988988
That's he only emoticon allowed in /a/ faggot
>>133989389
;_; and ;-; are not the same thing, you blind retard
>>133987718
Kara shows support for Ichi
He encourages him and believes in him.
This being something Ichi hates because he does not want that added pressure.
Kara constatly pokes at one of his biggest insecurities.
>>133989421
Don't bully people with small mouths, anon.
>>133989421
it's a variation of the same face you dense motherfucker.
And don't forget this one ;-;7
>>133989494
Fuck off I'm not posting it
>>133989519
What? you want me to applaud you or something?
congrats for being a huge asshole, anon. You did really well!
>>133989494
Every emoticon is a variation of the same face silly.
>>133989519
Not even for Juicy?
>>133989261
Please return to whatever board or site you came from.
>>133989658
Are there any more Matsuno gifs?
>>133989744
>>133990009ＴＯＴＴＹ
>>133989437
I hate to identify so much with Ichi ;_;
Ichimatsu is a bitch. All Kara does is being a good, cool brother and he gets hate from Ichimatsu because he can't handle the positiviness?
We know what Ichimatsu does or says is not a reflect of his true self, since he's really insecure and longs for friends, but the fuck won't get any if he keeps being such a douche.
Seriously, fuck Ichi. Worst brother.
>>133990655
Ichi hates Kara because he's an annoying chuuni. He snaps when Kara says he believes in him but that's not the reason he hates him.
Why the fuck do they sleep next to each other if ichimatsu hates karamatsu so much? Why can't best Matsu sleep next to jyushimatsu and be happy? Why does Karamatsu have to suffer like this?
Not fair.
>>133990963
so they can have stealth hatesex
So do Karafags and Ichifags hate each other now? BecauseI love them both.
>>133989730
Can you fuck off back to Reddit? Cause no one wants you here.
>>133991112
I love them both.
>>133991233
>reddit boogeyman
Hello, crossboarder.
>>133990963
Implying Ichimatsu isn't annoying himself with his ducking tsundere behaviour that just consumes everyone's the.
At least Karamatsu tries to solve his problems of having no friends by himself.
>>133990963
Even if Kara is annoying he seems to be pretty chill at night so he wouldn't really wake anyone. Choro has it worse since Oso kicks in his sleeps and Jyushi tosses around as well.
>>133990963
Can't spell "sextuplets" without SEX
![Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 1.avi_snapshot_09.02_[2015.11.23_02.55.01].png](https://i.imgur.com/ivtvCxH.png "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 1.avi_snapshot_09.02_[2015.11.23_02.55.01].png")
Zetsuboumatsu when?
>>133991537
When SHEEEEEEEEEEEEHFT gets off their lazy asses to do something other than the Bakamonogatari series.
>>133991274
Shitposting belongs in >>>/trash/, where you belong.
>>133993849
Anon it's been hours. Why are you still so mad?
Good morning
>>133991582
It's called money~zansu.
Getting a blank check~zansu.
>money~zansu.
>guest appearance by Kuwashima Houko
Juushi's love interest?
>>133996596
Its a talking baseball bat.
>>133991112
I like both.
![Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 4.avi_snapshot_15.34_[2015.11.23_05.57.19].png](https://i.imgur.com/jxPtALf.png "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 4.avi_snapshot_15.34_[2015.11.23_05.57.19].png")
>>133995755
>>133995816
>Shaftstein
I bet they cut the tip out of Shaft too.tfw those shifty Jews won't allow Choro to have an outburst of despair
>>133988568
I don't have the image but I've got the text.
The sharp-tounged and cynical Ichimatsu finds Karamatsu the most annoying brother of the bunch. Karamatsu acst cool, but he sometimes gets fired up with emotion, and still holds some chuuni tendencies even as an adult. He's a bit on the rebellious side. Ichimatsu thinks of him as "a poser that's annoying to deal with", and treats him with a wry attitude.
>>133997638
Phallic matsu trinkets, just what I wanted.
>>133998935
Tenga with matsu motifs when
>>133983758
What about Patchino police?
Those were clearly Oso and Choromatsu in active asshole mode ganging up on Totti.
Someone should made a TOP SHEEE with Iyami
T O T O K O
C H A N G
K A W A I I
>>134000125
Pachinko police were Choro and Ichi
>>133997638
Shouldn't he hate everyone then?
Oso is a literal meddlesome chunni.
Choro is the responsable one who really is just a huge Otaku.
Jyushi is genki all the time and forced ichi to do something he didn't want to be a part of.
Todo takes the whole "pretending to be something you're not" to another level man.
Why Kara? Why best boy?
>>134002262
Go back to sleep, Karamatsu
>>134002262
Considering he appeared in Totoko's house as Hide, I believe he's also another kind of poser, the depressive type. So his personality clashes too much with Kara's.
New set of hoodies are up for PO.
>>134004014
Goddammit why NOW.
>>133983885
Yeah this week's episode was bad. Good thing the starbucks skit last week was brilliant
>>134004310
Osomatsu fucking up murder investigations for the sake of the ~calm atmosphere ~ wasn't funny? Literally enormous bitch mecha Totoko laying waste to the city wasn't funny? Karamatsu's endless pain in general wasn't funny???
>>134004815
Is this what they call false flagging?
>>134004815
Not really.
Everyone was so out of character and this is a character based show.
>>134004987
Its not new for a series to change the characters personality to get a stupid storyline go. In the '88 Osomatsu we had Dekapan from god to a gangster, and Iyami and Chibita did change their morale depending on what they were representing.
>>134004987
>something's not funny because they switched up the straightman roles for once
I didn't really like the Totoko-chan segment but that's probably the dumbest reason to hate the Calming Detective segment.
It's not like they didn't have characters act out of character before for the sake of the comedy, and in that particular skit everyone was acting in a role.
>>134004815
I lost it during at the "they mistake me for tuna" bit. And the fishtress bit. And Karamatsu singing "don't cry" bit. I don't usually get it, but Iyami's "SHEEEH!"s really hit the spot this episode.
Totty skit still the best, but this Totoko one isn't bad either.
The best thing the japanese do is when they draw the matsus all ready to make someone pay.
>>134005260
My 兄さん
>>134005462
>>134005162
>>134005187
I understand what they were doing and why they did it, I just didn't find it funny.
>>134005612
Tastes are different for everyone. In my case it made me laugh, even more than the Totoko episode.
>>134000782
>SHEEEH
>>134005693
I'm not the original requester, but cool stuff!
>>134005679
I feel a bit out of place in these threads to be honest.
I love watching the sextuplets just being dicks to each other and everyone else, especially when they go hivemind. Like the Halloween segment from episode 3.
I know that one's not popular, but it had my sides in orbit.
>>134005856
I also liked the Halloween segment lots, poor Iyami did never see it coming. Now he'll never have a house again. But I also like to see them being stupid but also different as what they appear to be. There are little episodes that I don't really pass, like Dekapan-man.
>>134006067
I would've loathed the Dekapan skits if not for Oso's line at the last one.
"You're really not getting this."
Still the worst segment so far, but that one line at least got a smile from me.
Better quality
>>134005628
I can dig this
>tfw you will never sleep in between or have a threesome with Ichi and Kara
>>134006158
That was Oso? I thought it was a random policeman.
>>134006794
It was definitely one of the sextuplets, but I'm not sure which. Voice sounded like Oso though.
>>134006780
Great taste, my friend
Why even get up anymore
>>134006794
I assumed it was Ichi based on the eyes. Im extremely terrible at recognizing voices.
I also dont know how people managed to know which was which during the flag insertion
>>134006944
They were in age order for the flag insertion.
>>134006944
I'm really not sure if it was Ichi or Oso, but I'm leaning towards Oso because of the voice.
It sounded like Sakurai doing his Meme Oshino voice.
>>134007032
It's Sakurai for sure.
>>134005260
Agree, crazy matsus wrecking shit are best matsus
>>133982334
Because he's objectively the best. The writers hate the fact, that they will never be as cool as him.
>>134007617
>brown blood
Looks like shit. Literally.
>>133986794
>Kara sleeps almost naked
What a slut.
>>134006266
Good job
>>133986794
What the hell is juicy supposed to be wearing? Chicken dinosaur suit?
>>134010070
I know right
>>134005693
>>134006266
Thanks anon.
>>134001214
>CHANG
Theory: since Choro skit was supposed to air before TOTTY skit maybe something happens that becomes the reason Choro joins asshole hivemind and throws coffee on Todo after finding out he lied about being a Keio student
