Which one?
Kiss on the cheek please.
>>133552754
>No Anal W/ Condom
Stay safe even if you are a futanari
I'll haggle over serial headpatting and the occasional thighjob.
>>133552754
I'dgive her $50, hug her, and tell her to put the sign away.
>>133552950
And then she gets gangbanged for extra cash tips and all you can do is watch.
>>133552754
I'll take a complementary kiss and a 10 dollar loving embrace.
>>133552754
All
>>133553024
>>133553052
Syaro is for pure loving only
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 12v2 [B9AB46C6].mkv_snapshot_02.42_[2015.11.15_15.08.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kGGHPiE.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 12v2 [B9AB46C6].mkv_snapshot_02.42_[2015.11.15_15.08.57].jpg")
>>133553183
Do you take Bahamas dollars?
>>133552754
>no condom only .50 more
>kisses for free
I see someone has never used a prostitute
>>133552754
>>133553772
Younger ones generally don't even offer kisses, and with or without condom generally depends on, some are easy to barter some aren't.
>>133553866
>find a hooker
>try to kiss
>she won't kiss
>gives a bj instead
>pme
>>133553941
She's probably used to it. People don't come to prostitutes to have a long sensual sexual act, they just want to blow their load.
>>133552754
What about hand holding? How much does that cost?
>>133552950
You going to make her eat a bowl of eggs while you're at it?
>>133554234
>You going to make her eat a bowl of eggs while you're at it?
Excuse me?
>>133552754
cuddles and headpats please
>>133554170
I was about to ask the same thing.
>>133553449
She'd do it too, Sharo is perfect kekold material. She'd watch with tears in her eyes, masturbating furiously and pretending she was you, cursing the fact that she could never satisfy her the way a man can. Then when you're done she'll put on her fake smile and ask you to come again, knowing it's the closest she'll ever get to physical intimacy with her senpai.
Nakadashi with hand holding please.
>>133554426
Fuck. I'd seen this before and your post totally didn't click with me.
>>133554426
>Gochuumon wa tamago desu ka?
>>133552754
>anal is cheaper than vaginal with a condom
Guess we know who the buttslut of the group is now.
>>133552754
Make her hold that black king rabbit all day.
>>133554519
I'll give you a pass this time since it's late as fuck. Here's more Sharo being a slutty slut.
>>133554616
If you want to watch her pee herself you can just ask, it falls under 'negotiable'.
I just want a hug. How much would that cost? ;_;
>>133552754
So you going away is negotiable? Let's start negotiating!
>>133554005
More than that, they don't want deal with long acts, they want to get done and get paid.
>>133552754
Why is Syaro so huggable? Fuck, I bet she feels really comfy to hug and give headpats. It would be soul-soothing or something.
>>133556727
>comfy to give headpats
Yes.
>comfy to hug
But she's not very soft on the front side.
>>133554426I will never get it, why eggs?
>>133557335
because it's disgusting to eat raw? I dunno though
>>133552754
How much forhand holding?
>>133557335
It's oddly specific, and comes in a weird form (a bowl), that adds to the humor.
How soft are the ears
>>133552754
What is up with her right arm?
>>133557425
Woah woah, some things are just off limits.
>>133557031
Well, even if her front side leaves a lot to be desired, I bet she feels really comfy to hug nonetheless. It'll be a cathartic feeling of sorts.
>>133557379
>because it's disgusting to eat raw?
But I love eating raw eggs.
>>133557720
because you're a freak
>>133552754
How much for headpats?
To be headpat?
>>133557739
I know. That's why I'm on /a/.
>>133552754
>kisses: free
Anything Else: Throw her in the trash where she belongs.
100$ for replacing her with Chiya
>>133552754
$13.50
Welcome! Come on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFfrQsuvrNw
>>133557578
For free if you read the sign.
All of you people are fucking disgusting assholes. Syaro would never resort to any form of prostitution. She's a pure hearted usagi
>>133560752
You are right. She does it for free, and take her job very seriously.
>>133552754
Kiss and a blowjob, please. Preferably in that order.
>>133552754
Negotiate the fees for Cunnilingus
>>133552754Holding Hands.
>>133553452
He seems nice.
>>133557335
Eggs are a good way to cure hangovers.
>>133552754
So she's the masochistic prostitute in the show? These posts here pretty much confirms it so I might as well pick this up
>>133563126
Rustled?
>>133563126
Sorry but Rize is already mine.
>>133563126
It's just a phase, she's not really a lesbian.
>>133563331
You're not her.
>>133563306
No, she isn't.
>>133561177
Homo.
>>133552754
>Kisses: Free!
Will forever not kill me inside
>>133563126
Buttblasted
>>133564281
She's 16 and she herself said she loves Rize, all of the retards in this thread are the obnoxious ones.
>>133552754
>can't filter OP post and all replies
>>133564420
I don't think she's in a position to be picky though
>>133564451
The shit about she being so poor she has to do this is retarded too.
>>133552754
>those prices
That's why you are so poor, Sharo.
![mpv_[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [AE6CAFCA]_[00.21.48,807].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c8CRcdo.jpg "mpv_[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [AE6CAFCA]_[00.21.48,807].jpg")
>>133552754
Not from her though.
I've seen postings for prostitutes on the internet which says "no kissing".
How is a girl willing to take a dick but not kiss the guy?
>>133564744
Fuck off.
>>133564780
Because sex is sex, and kissing is pair-bonding.
>>133564744
Way over the limit!
choose wisely
>this thread
>>133564986
right any day
>>133564986
I want to poke Chino's puffy cheeks with my dick.
>>133565049
>>133565079
Fuck yourself.
>>133564744
I'd make herwear cute clothesall day long. (at night too)
>>133564986
Yes, yes, and yes.
>>133552754
Hug and have her kiss meon the cheek
>>133564986
From left to right
>>133552950
This is literally the most heartwarming thing I've read here today. What the fuck /a/? What happened to all the edgy lewd comments?
Oh, wait, no. We've already got plenty of that.
>>133565043
I'd rather fuck Sharo
>>133552754
I'll take a kiss every morning, so you'll have to live with me. I hope you like eggs.
I'd take her to bed with me, cuddling and gently kissing her. I'd hold her close to me as she slept, and I wouldn't molest her at all during the night.
>>133565386
>edgy
I don't think that words means what you think it does.
>>133552754
The fuck, those are too cheap. I'll give her 30$ tip for whichever service I asked
>>133564986
I'll take the strongest loli in the world.
>>133565425
Which you won't.
>>133565452
No.
>>133565493
>headcanon
What the fuck are you even going on about? If you don't watch the show, don't reply.
>>133563126
Literal autism.
>sexualizing the GochiUsa
You people belongs in hell together with those ISIS terrorists
>>133552754
This is a trick
>>133565713
And the author
>>133565735
He doesn't wants to fuck them.
>>133552754
>>133565452
>>133565729
OP posted the wrong version.
>>133564744
>>133564791
Why not both?http://exhentai.org/g/804399/0f29369b9f/
>>133565753
That's irrelevant, since they don't exist. If he doesn't want people to want to fuck them he only has himself to blame. Since they are so sexy and shit.
>>133565760
>>133565764
>>133565753
You don't know that. And they're likely not Christian so they're going to hell anyway.
>>133565798
And she's gay, you shouldn't want to fuck a gay girl no matter how sexy she is. She doesn't want you, she doesn't want anything to do with you and I don't understand why this thread is still here.
>>133565452
For a person who isn't desperate as fuck they seem like what the activity would be worth not counting being paid for spending your time. Sex is just generally overpriced and overvalued.
Why is anal cheaper than Vagina sex?
>>133565841
Fuck off, thought police. I can want to fuck whoever I want to.
>>133565764
Weakhttp://exhentai.org/s/ddcd6e25d6/799250-1
>>133565889
No, gay girls aren't allowed.
>>133565841
>you shouldn't want to fuck a gay girl no matter how sexy she is.
Tough luck.
>>133565898
mah nigga
>>133565918
What about little girls?
How much is CQC training?
>>133565953
No. Only Maya.
Whit 100$ she'll be my sexual slave :p
>>133557335
trying to feed her. but sounding like a fool doing it
>all these deleted
Guess someone is a Syarofag.Nice taste
>>133566643
>all these deleted
What the fuck?
>>133566682
Refresh or check the archives.
>>133566643
Why not just delete the whole thread
>>133566708
I'm seeing it just fine, but why?
>>133566720
I wonder the same thing.
Pat her on the head. Give money.
>>133566727
Jani is a Syarofag, not like this is the first time that happens.
Sometimes I question how well my integrity will uphold if placed in this situation.
>>133565735
100% pure sex
>>133567059
How much do you think she'd charge to let you beat the shit out of her? I doubt it'll affect the prices too much even if I fuck up her face pretty badly.
>>133566968
>Jani is a Syarofag
Excellent taste, we can't blame him desu.
>>133567170
Fucking hell Barry, lay down on the weed at least on space.
>>133567341
$20.00. No face, no genitalia. Only belly and limbs.
>>133552950
That was very moe, anon
>>133552950
>>133567460
Too bad you've pretty much made her to starve every other day without that.
>>133565841
Well too fucking bad, cock lick. You don't get to decide who I do and don't want to fuck.
$100
The condition: she must make me feel rejuvenated... With all of her body.
>>133567128
With other girls.
>>133567559
You still can't because you're 3DPD.
>>133567551
She has normal part-time jobs, fuck off.
>>133567559
>>133567576
>>133567613
There is no need to be upset!
I hope you assholes will die.
Why are people defending these lewd bunnies? Look at this, they aren't even trying to be pure
>>133564532
She's not doing it because she's poor, dumbass. If she were the prices would be higher. She's doing it because she's clearly a woman who really loves a buttfull of stranger's semen, which shouldn't surprise anyone.
>>133567715
Sharo isn't a slut that would fuck anyone for money, no matter what you say, that's why this whole thread is wrong.
>>133567748
She doesn't enjoy any of that shit.
>>133567715
Their parents wouldn't approve of this perversity.
kissing and thigh job pls
>>133567613
>normal
They just haven't shown what kind of establishments the girls are really working for.
>>133567769
>>133567833
A maid café couldn't possibly be 100% pure?
>>133567769
They all make themselves out to be wanting to have their assholes loosened and their pussies so filled with semen that their bellies bulge out
>>133567915
Except the chimames.
>>133567915
But that's not even physically possible
>>133567915
No, they don't.
>>133567985
>Especially the chimames
>>133567992
I think he means they are preggers.
>>133567576
Nice reading comprehension, retard. I didn't say I will fuck her, just that I wanted to. Not like that's saying much anyway since I want to fuck every anime gril ever. I'd have to be "defend the honor of a bunch of fictional girls like a white knighting faggot" levels of delusion to think I actually could.
>>133568033
They aren't.
>>133567985
None of them.
>>133568050
What honor? I'm just defending what we know about her, not only this thread wants to fuck her, some actually think she wants too, which is wrong.
>>133567870
Impossible.
>>133568133
How can other shops even compete with this unfair tactic?
>>133568015
Why would you deny them their purpose
>>133567769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkNNDuAb9A
>>133567833
How much do you think she'd she charge me to watch her pee into a tea cup and let me drink it?
>>133568222
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.
>>133568200
I said "establishments". They all do this kind of customer appreciation.
>>133567769
>Being this mad that you're waifu a slut
>>133568261
Based on the given prices, I'd say $0.50
>>133567985
Have you even seen the ED? They're practically begging for it the whole time.
>>133568262
>Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere,
There is no way you can prove or disprove this.
>tfw this thread about lewding Syaro is far more popular than the regular Gochiusa thread despite all the deleted posts
>>133550421
>>133568361
Syaro is popular!
>>133568361
>Want to watch cute girls doing cute things
>They just up the service and sexualize the shit out of them
Gee I wonder what went wrong.
As long as my dick is pleased, it doesn't really matter
>>133568361
Everyone likes Syaro and would love nothing more than to be her lawfully wedded husband in a happy Christ-blessed relationship.
>>133568106
No, don't feed me that horseshit. Nobody acts like this much of a faggot over what they think simple facts about a Japanese cartoon are, you've been whining about this shit for hours. That right there is irrefutable proof that you're an a/u/tistic queer. If you're going to do nothing but act like little miss nofunallowed then you might as well just fuck off already.
>>133568361
I want to foreclose on her shitshack of a house and watch her actually have to turn to prostitution to make ends meet.
>That ishikei doujin
I'm conflicted to decide between this or Prism Illya in levels of loli service
>>133568556
It is my duty to slay monster like you
>>133568556
Is your mother a prostitute too? What went wrong with your upbringing anon, that made you want nothing other than pointless suffering visited upon this hapless girl?
>>133568556
I want to fill Syaro's butt with my semen
>>133568318
She's not my waifu, she's gay.
>>133568521
Except that she's gay and she wouldn't do any of that.
>>133568556
Wow that's 2edgy4me
>>133568553
Because I want this thread to be gone, so the more I complain the more likely this thread will be deleted, it's just a shit thread.
>>133568556
>>133568704
Go fuck yourself.
>>133568556
I smell a doujin premise!
>>133568861
I smell a fried squid.
>>133568853
What's wrong with sexualizing sluts?
They all deserve some thick shots of semen down their throats
>>133568853
>if I keep whining I'll eventually get my way
I had a feeling you were from tumblr, now it's confirmed. Kill yourself.
>>133568931
They aren't sluts.
>>133568947
I'm not from tumblr, I just don't want shit threads on /a/, I care about board quality.
>these Syaro sexualising
Shit taste. She's not even sexy. Cocoa is the superior ones. I bet her butthole smells like chocolate
>>133568982
Cocoa is busy with her imoutos to care about you.
>>133568861
Too bad she either gets generic yuri or generic faceless ojii-san doujins only.
>>133568982
>>133568901
But
>>133568972
>>133568982
Sexualizing characters is a staple though.
>They aren't sluts
Right, whatever turns ya on
>>133568982
>Syaro
>Not sexy
Ok. In other words, you are gay.
>>133569147
Sexualizing with each other is okay, hetero isn't.
Which is what this thread is. I wouldn't be complaining if that wasn't the OP.
>>133569163
So is she.
>>133568972
>i care about board quality
Which is why you've been shitposting for hours, you fucking faggot. You are the cancer, YOU.
>>133569260
>morning sickness
>in the afternoon
I know prostitutes have messed up lifestyles, but sill.
![[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][08][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][DAB94078].mp4_snapshot_04.31_[2015.05.24_02.42.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m0zJZLG.jpg "[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][08][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][DAB94078].mp4_snapshot_04.31_[2015.05.24_02.42.29].jpg")
>>133569210
>Hetero isn't
Go back to /u/, you emasculated scum. I can only pray fatalpulse gets on this series
>>133568982
I'd put milk in her cawfee, of course.
Sharo has both a cuter design and a more corruptible personality, though.
>>133569260
Because the thread is shit and isn't worth shit, it doesn't matter if I shitpost it if I want it deleted out of the board. The important thing is the board not this thread.
>>133569163
>that shitty artwork
That's not sexy at all
>>133569316
Never gonna happen, fatalpulse doesn't do gay stuff like this show, the fact that they can respect that and you don't says a lot.
>>133569424
>fatalpulse doesn't do gay stuff
>he hasn't seen that KanColle doujin
>>133569362
You're a long way from home, c/u/nt. You don't get to decide a damn thing around here. Good thing too, the whole place would be fucked in less than a week.
>>133569495
>Kancolle
>gay
They're bisexuals sluts at most.
>>133569163
Syaro's sexyness lies in her sluttiness. Her body is just above average.
>>133569495
Saki and GuP are gay, aren't they?
>>133569539
What whole place? Not every girl on /a/ is gay, in this case Sharo is and everyone wanting to do this just shows how much you don't give a fuck about the character of a show you supposedly like.
>>133569600
GuP isn't.
Condemn all anons that sexaulize the usagis to hell.
>>133569424
Once again, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You could at least do the slightest bit of research before opening your fat mouth.
>>133569685
So I'd be okay if I put on a trip then?
There's no point in convicing /u/faggotry, I'm just going to go fap
>>133569723
Even worse.Keep sexualizing the Usagis
>>133569688
No, fuck yourself. Anything that gets this thread deleted and no fans of Sharo like you too.
![[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][01][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][3D33C340].mp4_snapshot_09.06_[2015.05.23_22.12.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AmmgKwn.jpg "[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][01][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][3D33C340].mp4_snapshot_09.06_[2015.05.23_22.12.43].jpg")
>>133569685
Not our fault they just keep showing themselves like that to us
>>133569810
It's not to us, they don't know they're in a show.
>>133569577
>Kancolle
>small c
>>133569810
You're the pervert that peeps on underage girls in a dressing room.
>>133569834
If they knew, would they get horny knowing we are watching them?
>>133569810
So is it alright if their love for cock is purely physical in nature?
>>133569656
So your idea of maintaining board quality is being butthurt when someone insinuates a character you think is gay isn't. In other words, you don't give a shit about board quality, you're just an autistic manchild that wants to cry about extremely specific stupid shit. Thanks for confirming what we all already knew you fucking liar.
>>133569834
>>133569851
Yep, we're not at fault at all
>>133569400
Well not everyone is Koi.
>>133569600
If by sluttiness you mean her gestures and facial expressions that are often both flustered and inviting at the same time, then yes.
I think it more than makes up for whatever you can criticize about her body.
>>133569766
I'll do my best, senpai.
Absolutely heretical
>>133552754
Marriage wherein I take care of financially for the rest of her life so she doesn't have to whore herselfto anyone but me
I want to tenderly fuck all the gochiusa's tight buttholes until they pee themselves and shower my balls in their warm urine
>>133569791
Sharo is a shit and worst usagi. The bitch deserves this thread.
>this threadpost more rize
>>133569851
Do you switch your monitor off during these scenes?
>>133569870
It's not what I think, it's what she is. And saying she isn't is wrong me being here or not.
>>133569964
LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER ANON, GET OUT YOUR COCK
>>133569964
>>133569990
>>133569946
No, she's gay and doesn't love you.
>>133569959
You're a waste of oxygen.
>>133569954
Good taste.
I want to poi poi Sharo.
>>133570015
AYAYA GETS COCKMILK TOO
![[Coalgirls]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_05_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FFAB13FA].mkv_snapshot_13.16_[2015.04.06_23.25.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BYwvSk6.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_05_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FFAB13FA].mkv_snapshot_13.16_[2015.04.06_23.25.20].jpg")
>>133569834
>they all shake their asses and tits while smiling and posing knowingly at the camera
Sure whatever you say, pal.
>>133569851
And they like it too, otherwise they wouldn't keep doing it.
>>133570058
No.
>>133569954
Which you won't.
>>133569990
Post your material, faggot.
http://exhentai.org/g/819528/d2041645c9/
>>133570068
No poi.
![[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][10][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][0D95F40B].mp4_snapshot_11.40_[2015.05.24_02.37.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m8DxV9A.jpg "[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][10][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][0D95F40B].mp4_snapshot_11.40_[2015.05.24_02.37.43].jpg")
>>133570103
I want to fuck Rize doggystyle whiling grabbing onto her twintails
>>133570099
No, too far. End your life.
>>133569297
It's probably also from all the drugs.
>>133570071
No, I just want Maya to put me in a CQC holdwhile we're naked
>>133569946
You can't even take proper care of yourself.
>>133570147
I want to engage in gangbangs with her.
>>133570103
What camera?
>knowingly
How retarded can you be?
>>133570147
She will kill you.
>>133570158
You can't stop me
>>133570211
>>133570240
>>133552754
I'll take her and her friends to thelocal boys-only middle school,lock the doorsand make them take theshota dick.
>>133570055
>likes worst girl
>calls someone else a waste of oxygen
The ironing.
>>133552754
that is pretty cheap. Did she drink too much cawfee?
![[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][05][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][65B4EBA3].mp4_snapshot_16.33_[2015.05.23_22.32.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P7rxVXL.jpg "[YYDM-11FANS][Gochuumon wa Usagi Desuka][05][BDrip][720P][X264-10bit_AACx2][65B4EBA3].mp4_snapshot_16.33_[2015.05.23_22.32.06].jpg")
>>133570224
Not unless I drug her, right?
She'll be pouring semen into all her beverages now
>>133570280
I like your thinking Mr. Thatch
>>133570240
Official art.
>>133570314
Mocha > All
