How do you get your Senpai to notice you?
>>133543027
unzip
Kill his sister.
With a combat knife and some rape.
>>133543027
I drag that little faggot to the ground and>>133543118
L-love him tenderly.
Cut off his arm and masturbate with it.
Kill everyone except me and senpai
>>133543027
Wear a cute outfit maybe get a haircut
>>133543027
Assuming no other conditions need to be fulfilled, rape.
Is this a shoujo or shounen series?
They require very different tactics.
>>133543027
Rape the competition, rape his family, and rape him. I'm telling you, this plan is foolproof.
>>133543403
So wait, if this is a shoujo series, does that mean the kouhai girl is the MC and harem master? Because if that's the case, there's not much of a competition, since apparently she's going out of her way to get one particular person to notice her. Or are we still in the prologue or the first couple setup episodes?
>>133543403
Regardless of our differences, I think we can all agree on the fact thatTOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>133543408
All it needs is a woman hating, male antagonist who knows you're the Omni-Rapist bent on stopping you from getting his bro to make this the greatest anime ever made.
By writing horrible emo poetry and leaving it lying around everywhere.
>>133543684
I would read her terrible emo poetry all day if you know what I mean.
Forcibly joining every single fight he has.
>>133543027
invite him to my house,break his legandtiehim on my bedroom thenthen brainwash him into my boyfriend
Just so you all know - violence/enslavement is a last resort in a properly-written yandere's arsenal. You're supposed to win through seduction/devotion because forcing it just isn't the same.
Why are so many going full yandere, do /a/ons not know the subtle are of seducing your senpai?
>>133545220
I think most of us here are trying to avoid falling into the trap of long-running harem series where we'd have to wait years and years just to reach an unsatisfying conclusion.
>>133545214
I miss Katawa Yandere.
>>133543027
I confess first episode.
>>133543403
I want to strangle the otome male every time I see this chart.
>>133545583
He doesn't understand what you're getting at.
>>133543027
I "accidentally" make an extra boxed lunch for him, but tell him "it's not like I ment to or anything" then call him a Baka! And run away
>>133545623
Suzuya is best boy, faggot.
>>133545741
God damn I am so turned on right nowpls be in London
>>133545741
Please be in Trondheim.
>>133545944
What would you do if i told you thati am
>>133543027
I realize senpai is a beta faggot and go seduce HIS senpai.
>>133543111
Trips of truth
Play up what ever stereotype that he chooses in his h-games.
>>133543027
rape him.
>>133543027
make him fall in love with e by constantly being around him and taking care of his needs, being extremely clingy to the point that everyone already thinks I'm his.
Ruin all of his potential romances secretly, make it so that he only has eyes for me.
If he ever finds out, I make a teary confession about how I love him and didnt want him to be taken away.
I win.
Remove any restraints from my ability to fuck Araragi's sister.
I then marry into the Araragi family and become sister-in-law to Senjougahara.
I then make the deal that Araragi can fuck my girlfriend if he lets me fuck his.
Since Araragi is all for incest, Senjougahara/Kanbaru would be considered incest.
I am now the victor in the Senjougahara lesbian harem and have achieved best end by also having my own mini-harem.
you fuck off and let the BEST girl win
>>133543738
I dont because Marie is literal shit.
![(C80) [Hyoco Road (Hyocorou)] O, Ore no Imouto gaa 4 24 legalize incest.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fuc9yPL.jpg "(C80) [Hyoco Road (Hyocorou)] O, Ore no Imouto gaa 4 24 legalize incest.jpg")
>>133543111
>>133546855
When will you accept equality?
Cut his tendons and rape him, boys love that.
>>133543403
If Japan had good taste we would have a eroge with the otome heroines.
>>133543027
turn all other girls Yuri so the MC beta faggot can continue undisturbed with his life
>>133554131
>draw away the other girls so that sexually oblivious MC can live in peace
Truly you are best girl, to have such a spirit of martyrdom. May your death from shitty tsundere childhood friend poisoning be swift and your next life happy.
Guys, if you keep posting a 2D girl might see this thread.
>>133554539
iirc deredere osanajijimi never win.
>>133543027
You call the alternate universe version of him on your cellphone.
Slowly kill off all other members of the harem without the MC noticing.
>>133543027
I walk up to him and point blank ask him out on a date without spilling spaghetti, something every other harem girl in harem shows is inexplicably incapable of doing.
>>133545220
>Yandere
Yandere is the ultimate way of showing your love
I'd cripple the MC first and kill the rest of his harem.
>>133554785
Seduce the other girls first so he has no choice.
>>133543027
By ignoring him and going for best girl.
Senpai is a faggot anyway.
Ignore him until I become desirable.
Fix bayonet and give the competition what they deserve, then claim my rightful spoils.
>>133554733
>Dub-Ai
A Sub Purist falls in love with a Gag Dub.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the Dub studio's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls them, and is overjoyed to find out that they are fans of his dub v sub shitposting as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the studio, they only looks at him with perplexed expressions. After some investigation, he finds out that the studio he called is not the same gag dub studio he fell in love with. In fact, they don't exist in this universe at all. They are the studio's alternate universe Straight Dub counterpart, who have fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of VOICE ACTING.
>>133543027
Don't act like a thirsty sperg.
>>133543027
SHOW MY THROBBING HARD COCK
yes I'm futa
>>133543027
If I am as hot, sexy and overall charming and perfect as Rise? Literally show the goods or find ways ans try them. I'll win, holy shit, how could Rise not win, roflmaopter.
Rape him
