Girls Und Panzer thread!
There is a movie incoming and I'm all hyped up and why don't we have real life Senshadou yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHxZ9yYU3sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hO3EVwXByw
Anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIywGqvPv8
>>133000692
>>132999778
>why don't we have real life Senshadou yet?
Because they're whimps.
I mean, Anon proved time ago that simple back-of-envelope math shows that real world tech (onboard computers, on-shell transmitters, frangible ammo, spall liners) would allow us to have it. Yet for some weird reason, when you take a WW2-vintage tank to the street, that's what happens...
>>133000930
Surely all it would take would be one or two ultra billionaires to shove the money in, all the requisite safety devices aside it can't be that hard to churn out a few replica WWII era tanks if they made however many thousands back in the 40s
>>133000930
>when you take a (...) tank to the street, that's what happens
also Spain
http://www.motorpasion.com/otros/la-historia-de-un-coronel-retirado-y-su-tanque-que-no-pasa-la-itv
>For some that think SUV are disproportionate, it seems that some people never have enough. Michael John Creagh is a retired British army colonel living in Albox (AlmerÃa).
The man bought at auction a FV103 Spartan tank for 25,000 euros (hey, the price of a diesel SUV), but the Civil Guard stopped him for driving with him in the street without the right papers.
He tried to pass the ITV ("technical inspection of vehicles") as historic vehicle, but has failed because of having misplaced the nameplate and not having the weight data. Michael says that "Spanish society does not understand me," and that his tank is like a Hummer.
>>133001105
He actually tried to go grocery shopping with the thing - small wonder the trafic cops got mildly pissed off at him
http://elpais.com/diario/2005/11/23/andalucia/1132701755_850215.html
(link in Spanish)
>>133000930
Well, it wouldn't necessarily need WW2 era tanks, in my opinion if they can build a specific tank for a safe and friendly tank game, I'm fine with that too.
Just has to incorporate that crew and team dynamic, that's what I liked about Senshadou.
>>133001105
>Incorrect papers
>Valid reasons for not passing ITV test
kek those crazy Spaniards with their laws and shit
I want a cute tank of my own.
>tfw going to start building my tank today
>>133001205
Spaniard here, this SNAFU was the national laughingstock some years ago
He has legal ownership of the tank as an historical vehicle (which allows him to take it to motor shows or use it as showpiece), but thought that also allowed him to take it to the roads. Which it doesn't (PRECISELY because of being an historical vehicle, mind you - different tax bracket as streety-legal vehicles). Also, any tracked vehicle (ANY whatsoever) has to fix road tracks to go on roadsI know that because of reasons- which that particular tank didn't have - the reason the cops stopped it. Of course they took it to deposit when they saw they had incorrect papersI can imagine the faces of the towaway truck guys.
And when he tried to change the registration to street-legal heavy vehicle (like a truck), he forgot that ALL heavy vehicles must provide their weight for cargo and bridge load purposes - of course he didn't pass it back in 2007. Basically, his fault all three times. Thus the laughingstock part.
IIRC, he tried again a year later, this time with all the paperwork, but that time it didn't made the papers because he didn't goof it that time.
>>132999778
I hope we will still have Commie ubermensh subs for this movie. They added 50% more entertainment value,.
>>133001500
>a year later
Two, actually. 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb_nnICdc2M
>>132999778
>>133000692
This is the latest Girls und Panzer der Film PV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqk8Eg1A0RI
>>133001663
Commie aren't dead yet?
shhh, Panzermädels are sleeping
>>133000930
>>133001025
Would they have specific sensors on the tank to react to fake non explosive tank shells or what?
>>132999778
Yukari is hyped. 19 days to go.
>>133000692
FER DA EMPRAH!!
>>133004099
Why is Saori so fat?
>>133004485
H E A L T H Y
E
A
L
T
H
Y
>>133004099
>tan yukari
>>133004485
Saori is delicious
>>133004585
That whole lineup is evoking criminal thoughts, not only Yukari.
>>133001975
GuP der Film CM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-w-K6Id0wI
I really loved the determined music.
Makes me feel all motivated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5oJKrXG46A
https://yande.re/post/show/335756
>>133004099
Why isn't Hana the best armored?
>>133006629
>>133004099
thick
>>133007460
I wonder... I've always assumed she was the most mature.
Why wouldn't you draw her the most full?
>>133008891
She's just taller.
20 DAYS LEFT!
>>133004099
Me in the right.
check out that tan yukari
>>133010935
How did she get so tanned anyway?
>>133010988
She went outside
>>133010988
Long day sleeping atop/hugging the Panzer(s)?
>>133004099
>>133011370
Sodokos are for mass orgys
>>133011580
But REGULATED ones.
>>133001975
>Saunders buzzing the tower
>>133010008
Has any group said that they're going to sub it yet?
>>133005805
>filename
>her face when you call her that
>>133010008
FUCK YEAH!
I'm excited!
November is going to be a good month.
>>133003539
You could've at least filenamed it cream filling.
>US showing never
>camrip never
>subs never
>BDs in forever
>subs never
So who's gonna sub the movie?
>>133012079
Still feels like quite a unique name for a girl.
>>133011761
>STILL no appearance by M24
>>133012569
Kinda think they should have had say, a M20 90mm instead of the Firefly, and a M5 for the signals interception tank.
>>133012765
>a M5
>not Locust-chan
>>133012863
Don't make Stuart-san cry. :(
>>133012975
I actually prefer the M5, but that low silhouette would be perfect for a flag tank.
>>133012502
How will we even get to watch the Garupan movie?
>tfw you don't want to watch the last episode because then it's over
>>133013103
I still maintain that the M24 would be the far better scout tank.
>>133003539
Source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiF1TnjXB4g
>>133004099
Christ. Saori is fucking stacked
>>133014443
Why is Yuzu so cute?
>Get to rewatch the series in prep for the movie
The best of feelings
>>133015017
I just rewatched it too and I already feel like rewatching it again.
Maybe I'll just rewatch the battles, in chronological order including the anzio battle.
>>133015348
I still don't know what they're trying to do there.
>>133015423
It involves your penis
>>133015578
Why would they do that?
>>133015611
Because GUTS!
>>133015423
It's an excuse to draw a vulva.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdNaN8LFaQ
Carry on everyone!;_;
>>133015713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUeccx1C4ck
Best version
>>133012765
>a M20 90mm
Wasn't this a 1970's French upgrade?
>>133016151
Aww man, that wasn't uncluded in the soundtrack CD.
What chapter is Ribbon Warrior up to? The archives are gone and /ak/ wiki only has up to 8.
>>133016452
>/ak/ is the one doing them
>asks if there's any further than what /ak/ did
>>133015017
Stream when?
I want to rewatch it with /ak/
>>133016562
I actually tried, but can't find any decent (and free) stream site that was convnient enough (the ones Ifound, I'd have to downsample it to 360p for it to work with my upload speed).
I'm open to sugestions, of course.
>streaming
>>133015017
I have watched it 6 times already, and I would rewatch it again.
I wish I knew moonspeak...
Does anyone have links to Little Army 2 chapter 5 translated? AK's Mega link for it is dead.
>>133016653
I could do it. I have a dedicated web server that I can stream it through.
Though we should decide on a date when to do it.
Does anyone remember the name of the plane manga posted in the last /ak/ thread?
>>133016560
>raws and translations have been posted past chapter 8
>archives are gone so they are lost
Think before you post.
>>133016829
repository is working
>>133016921
Flight Highschool?
>>133016829
Its in the mega repository.
>>133017049
Nevermind, I found it.
http://akm.tl.md-dc.jp/book/timeline/17843158bcc0a76ef7970b8b59bba8acc4f63ff3f5ecb45ded44087ed4fd0a48c235a6fb30b42bfbe507c32b2d3f9c30
Apparently it's called Shidenkai no Maki. Now I just hope someone's translating it.
>>133016961
>raws and translations have been posted past chapter 8
[citation needed]
TS Anon has done all that was translated, Anon
>>133017232
>TS Anon has done all that was translated
I take it we are only one chapter behind?
>>133016996
>>133017073
Thanks!
>>133016916
Based
>>133005805
>>133012079
>>133012564
>no Erwin figure
>>133017495
Maybe a cute petite nendoroid someday...
;_;
>>133017531
No, I need a good 1/6th figure.
No Chibi bullshit.
I also need a model of the StuG complete with crazy paint and flags
VENIVIDIVICI
>>133017495
>feels
>>133016916
Duly noted
>>133017717
Then, keep dreaming.
Scale de Erwin, Afrikakorps uniform, standing on the cannon of a Pz III, desert camo never ;_;
>>133017841
>>133016916
Make a mailing list for that stream, cause lawd knows I want in on that.
Anyone got the Yukari bully story?The one with the good end
>>133017869
>you will never sacrifice your life for that smile
;______;
>>133017459
>>133017841
>>133017926
I'll probobly be doing it here:
http://galax.moe/panzer/
But we need a time and date of when to do it. Especially if we're doing it all in one go (or maybe an episode a day?)
>>133017968
>you will never sing Yuki no Singun with her while skiing together ;_;
>>133018080
>you will never be her personal bodyguard and be by her side 24/7
>you will never repair/maintain tanks with her, yukari, and the automotives club
>you will never argue about the war over drinks with her
>you will never give her your coat as you both stumble back to your apartment drunk off of strong German beers
it hurts to live.
>>133018288
>>133018352
ANON PLS
>St. Gloriana gets Pravda as a teammate
>Oarai gets fucking Chihatan
how is this fair
We need more German in our GuP.
>>133017193
There are also the first 20 chapters avaiable.
https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=%E7%B4%AB%E9%9B%BB%E6%94%B9%E3%81%AE%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AD
>>133018537
That's nice. I still can't read it, though.
>>133017997
>all in one go
I sugest the day of the movie
>>133018485
The worst part is that Oorai's going to win and I'm going to be annoyed.
>>133018485
>it should have been St. Gloriana teaming up with Saunders
>>133018804
>not wanting best team
>>133017997
>>133018626
Will you be streaming it on Nov. 21st, or when subs come out?
St Gloriana + Pravda + Saunders vs Anzio + Mori + Ooarai would be awesome.
>>133018926
I could do it on Sunday 22nd, all the episodes then the movie maybe?
Does the film actually come out on the 21st or will there be a delay for a Nyaa download?
>>133019058
>or will there be a delay for a Nyaa download?
anon...
>>133019118
Sorry, I'm a Panzer newbie. I've only watched the series and some of the OVAs so I'm not too well caught up with everything...
>>133017495
I looked it up and saw that even anchoshit has a figure, god damn it.
>>133019058
>maybeI should answer with just a smily face, but then some Anon would shitpost about it
>>132999778
>/GuP/
Don't make it a general.
>>133019242
Are those Finnish StuGs?
>>133019240
even the episodes had a larger delay. You'll have to wait for the movie to leak (I give it 24 to 48 hours), then, IF Commie does the subs, another 24 to 48 hours, IF they do them right away (the OVA took about a month). If we have to do teh subs ourselves... who knows?Just look at YTC6
What I can tell you is, as soon as I got a script, we'll have /ak/ subs release Right Away (Tm)
>>133019058
Add 6 or 9 months to that date.
>>133019058
>Does the film actually come out on the 21st or will there be a delay for a Nyaa download?
Why do so many seem to think the BD releases on the 21st? Have you never dealt with a big anime movie release? We'll be lucky to get a camrip within the first month.
>>133019242
Around 3 of them in fact. To the victor belong the spoils.
gg no re
>>133019395
Yes I know, I've gone through big movie releases before. I just believed anon wanted it streamed on the 21st because the BD released then or something, not that it was the theatre release date.
But sure, we can stream the episodes on the 22nd and have a very good panzer day for all
>>133019395
Unless it leaks like the OVA did (I'm betting on that in order to be positive)
>>133018495
>>133019507
Explain to your parents how you got that, Yukari.
>>133019399
Himmeldonnerwetter noch mal!
>>133019388
With as much hype as the movie is generating, I wouldn't be surprised if it was subbed by the next week. Would there be a chance of HorribleSubs doing them? I know, >HorribleSubs, but I'll take whatever I can for GuP.
Also,
>be innacollege
>working with the handegg team
>biggest game of the season versus UGA on the 21st
>it's an away game
>would miss the movie if it was streamed then
>mfw thinking about missing the stream
>>133019586
>Augenbinde
>Schwerts
>>133019643
>I-it was a present...
>M-my friends gave it to me as a goodbye present...
>>133019686
It doesn't just sound cool it also is hard for foreigners
>>133019370
yes.
>>133019656
Himmelkreuzsakrament! Warum? Warum keine Erwin Figur? WARUM?>inb4 "Hier ist kein warum!"
>>133019739
>>133019586
>tfw took 4 years of German in high school so I can pronounce all the awesome german words
I also have a professor who loves phonetics and loves it when I speak german
>>133019739
Thing is germans would use Augenklappe instead of Augenbinde. Also the plural of Schwert is Schwerter. Himmeldrache would be better as Himmelsdrache too.
>>133019686
>>133019662
Even a Horriblesubs script could be tweaked into something /ak/-worthy
>>133019865
Well, seems the Chinese got it better, searching for the original version now to see if the translator or author fucked it up
>>133020025
My guess would be the author. We all know how much japs like to rape other languages.
>>133020025
>the Chinese got it better,
If that means you can read Chinese, I have a proposal for you, Anon
>>133020157
My Chinese is just good enough to identify all the German words in that image
>>133020225
A pity. We've been looking for someone able to read the Chinese subs of YTC6 since GuP Translator Anon left us, so long ago.
>>133019586
Sauce on this 4-Koma?
>>133019705
I'd definitely would give Yukari model kits for well, you know. I would.
>>133019399
>Italians
>victors
>>133019507
Source.
>>133000692
Who is narrating this? He sound like Kirei from FSN.
>>133020463
You don't want it.
Is the manga worthbuying?
Why do they have skulls shaped like the heads of the aliens from Mars Attacks?
>>133020430
That kind of mentality costed the Britongs quite a humilliating beating at one point in the warnot to mention having to endure the "we told you" comments of the Australians who had fought those particular pastas a day before. We strongly advice you to treat them in a case-by-case basis and not to understimate the power ofanchovies.
Best panzer.
>>133020609
>>133020529
If you like collecting and/or want to help fund the studio.
>>133020752
>strength
>331 aircraft
>losses
>563 aircraft
>>133019370
>Are those Finnish StuGs?
They look done to me.
>>133020524
dont tell me what I do and don't want.
>>133020809
Lost aircraft were replaced, and the Italians just lost them again.
>>133020842
>>133020889
>lost again
Fucking italians, man.
>>133020752
Which part of "one" in "one point in th ewar" did you not understand, Anon? Posting other of the many times the pastas were soundly defeated (basically, every single time the Allies attacked them with any seriousness) won't change the fact that the ONE time the silly Britongs charged them in full "disregard plan and preparations, they're only Italians" they got their asses handed to them - much to the amusement of the Auzzies who had warned them the day before and of the Yanks who got the job done the day after.
In short: go saying "Bah, they're only [insert anything here, including Italy], they can't possibly win anything", and your'e set for a humilliating defeat.
And nope, they being generally shit at that "win" thing doesn't make it less humilliating - it makes it WORSE, mind you. You'll be remembered as "the idiot who managed to lose to Italy".
>>133020809
reinforcements
>>133021007
Okay, you're right, but just one more.
>>133021060
Yep, even France defeated them when they were serius about it.
>>133021099
>>133021007
>one
Two if we count pic related
TL;DR: Don't put cavalry in a position where the only thing left to do is to charge
>>133021168
Comparing Napoleonic France and WW2 France is like comparing Roman Empire Italy and WW2 Italy
>>133021272
or the Tercios and XX-century Spain
>>133021272
Fun fact: The French are the only people in history to beat ships with a cavalry charge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_of_the_Dutch_fleet_at_Den_Helder
>>133021335
Would you be amused if I told you that I already knew about that one, Anon?inb4 Emu War
>>133020842
carlos!
>>133016323
M20 was a prototype.
>>133021272
Well the French also fought and died the most in the Western Front in WWI as well, so they still were a formidable force in the 20th century.
>>133021326
Why I'm now picturing Viggo Mortensen in drag as Rule 63-ed Captain Alatriste as a tank-riding little girl of Azul school?
>>133022141
cabrón
>>133022008
Then, they learned to surrender.
It was easier to let Americunts fight.
>>133017954
I know one of you faggots have it saved.
>>133023536
>America
You mean the Soviets.
>>133023582
>Soviets
You mean the British
>>133023582
Well, the soviets didn't go to France.
>>133023658
>implying
The USSR beat Germany. There's no two ways around this. American raw mwterials were of great help, of course, and the British/American bombing campaigns didn't hurt either. But the Soviets were the ones who pushed the Wehrmact back to Germany and took Berlin. The Americans took Paris, yes, but the ease of which was because the Germans were much more occupied with the East where Germans had been fighting and dying for years.
>>133023768
>The Americans took Paris
Actually it was the Spaniards
>>133023852
La Nueve FTW
>>133023852
Muh Cirno.
>>132999778
why is that one tank white?
>>133024197
Because the Pravda battle took place in snow
>>133024250
Is this show good?
>>133024395
Yeah. The Pravda fight annoyed me somewhat (I'm more of a fan of Soviet wartime tech anyway) but it's got cute girls and tanks.
>>133024002It *really* was the Spaniards, technically; the first unit to enter Paris, and who acepted the German capitulation, was the 9th Company of LeClerc Division, made of Spanish Republicans fighting under Free French flag. That caused considerable political trouble for General LeClerc for the "French" units that liberated Paris not being, you know, French.
They ALSO captured Hitler's house at the Eagle's Nest right in the middle of the American / Russian race for Moscu, causing even more political trouble for poor LeClerc (imagine: a unit made out of "reds", taking the place before the Americans), making him retreat silently before the incoming American 101th could find about it, letting them take the official honor to save his career.
inb4 "Spain Stronk", the above war tales are for amusement value and most certainly NOT representative of Spanish overall role in teh war
>>133024792
TL;DR: Being LeClerc is suffering
>>133024792
I know, I know.
(I'm spaniard and I love to read what "we" did in the war (Division Azul and La Novena).
I was surprised at first. We were considered very tough, by americans and germans.
>>133024395
Best series of 2012, 2013 (even if aired only 2 episodes), 2014 (even if it aired nothing and had just a long OVA), *and* 2015 (even if it was a re-run).
>>133024395
It's one of my favorites.
It could look dull and unserious at first, but it gets better after a few chaptes.
>>132999778
>why don't we have real life Senshadou yet?
because we havent found a way to shoot tank rounds at eachother and not die
>>133026723
It's almost as if they're weapons made to destroy
>>133026723
Build a tank with modern armor but a WWII 75mm gun. sensors to detect hits.One day
>>133026723
We just have to switch to paint round, in worked in Kelly's heroes
>>133018288
Fuck I hope she gets more screen time in the movie.
>Senshadou becomes real
>Only high school students can participate
>You're too old now and have to be a spectator forever
>>133016452
>>133017373
Status:
Ribbon Warrior - Chapter 9 TL complete, still awaiting TS from TS Anon. Chapter 10, 11, and 12 raws out with no TL yet.
>>133016323
I meant T20, sorry. The prototype medium tank that eventually turned into the M26. Kinda a lighter Pershing but still with the 90mm M3 gun.
GuP seems to be hot for rare panzers, so I think it would have fitted better for the American school.
>>133018288
>you will never have drunken sex with her while she only wearsher hat
>>133028828
Well, they don't care about actual practicality or effectiveness, as shown by the Maus.
I wish production for the Landkreuzer actually started. Damn Speer.
>>133028828
>>>vg
>>133019586
>Himmeldrache
>not Himmelsdrache
>Augenbinde
>not Augenklappe
>Schwerts
>not Schwerter
Nein, Untermensch, du getan vermasselt.
>>133015423
Just look at the other versions of the picture. Involves spreading of sorts.
>>133029234
ANON PLEASE
MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
WAIFU AGE WHEN GODDAMN IT
>>133024792
Y'know, Leclerc really oughta think things out before actually DOING them.
>>133020847
Then find the source yourself faggot.
>>133024395
It's the best anime I have watched this year and it has actually been a pretty good year.
Is the movie finally out and subbed
>>133034463
Read the thread
>>133034503Is it now?
>>133034463
>being this retarded
>>133034553
Wait 15 minutes.
>>133034553
Literally read the OP.
>>133034463
Check the archives.
>>133010008
How long it shall take for us to have a HD torrent?
>>133017717
http://www.amazon.com/Platz-StuG-Kaba-San-Version-Panzer/dp/B009O5R0QO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446438387&sr=8-1&keywords=girls+und+panzer+stug
>>133034553
>2015-11-21
How about you guess?
>>133035051
I believe 'watch' would be the proper term.
>>133017717
What kind of person buys a pre-built model kit?
>>133035315
Read the thread. Remember how it was with the series?
>>133035640
I know I want to but 98% of the tanks are model kits. What do these kits even want me to paint? The hull color and such?
>>133035818
Pretty much everything. Most armor plamo comes in 1 solid color (Usually an easy to paint color like light grey or tan, although some I've worked with come in green and one horrible plane kit I did was all black). You have to paint pretty much all of it and apply the decals.
>>133035967
What if I'm not precise at all? I can't paint shit.
>>133035967
That makes me feel tired. I envy you pro model kit builders.
>>133035818
Model kits make you build and paint the entire thing, senpai.
>>133036030
You get better at it with time.
>>133036050
It's a hobby man, we wouldn't do it if we didn't enjoy it.
>>133036030
Thin your paints and build up in thin layers if you are handbrushing and even a little kid can paint. And there is always masking and spraycans.
>>133036050
A decent model takes a week to a month depending on the size of the model, your pace, and how much time you can devote to it. At least in my experience.
But they're relaxing as fuck to work on after work.I mostly work on gundam models but tanks are a nice change of pace every once in a while.
>>133036269
When painting details like dirt/rust, does one use tons of reference images or play it by ear?
>>133027735
Just like a happy life.
>>133036367
Does that have a translation?
>>133036367
Little of both. Looks at references, but don't just copy and try to think for yourself where things would accumulate and build up.also don't use real dirt, I made that mistake on an early model and deeply regretted it.
>>133034938
What about now?
>>133036367
Well, there's only so many places dirt can appear, and rust depends on the condition you're looking for.
I can't think of a single modeler who doesn't use references when building something they're trying to model as historically accurate.
Forgive my picture quality, half my shots always end up blury as fuck.
>>133036511
Still commendable that you went that far.
>>133036637
Looks good. Was this airbrushed?
>>133036618
Any moment now.
>>133036511
Nothing wrong with using some dry sandish-dirt you can scrape off a dirt road, mate.
Obviously you shouldn't throw mud on your kit, but still.
>>133036760
That one isn't mine actually, I don't much do 'old wreckage' type of dioramas.
The guy who made it though said aside from airbushing and standard pastels, he heavily drybrushed it.
While we're on the subject, anyone know the thinning ratio and PSI for airbrushing Mr.Primer surface 1000?
>>133037392
>thinning ratio
>'Mr.Primer surface'
Who the hell thins primers?
>friend recently went to Glorious Nippon
>gave him ~$80
>one of the things he got me was a Maus model kit
>unsure how to begin
>it's still in the box, in the bags
>mfw
>>133037648
Spraying it unthinned causes it to spit everywhere and spiderweb.
>>133037975
Oh, one of those concentrated bottles, my bad.
Not sure, always got simple premixed spray primer for my shit.
>>133037392
We should be on the subject of posting pictures of Erwin though...
>>133038178
I can get behind this motion.
>>133037695
>hey anon, where's that model kit I bought you?
>I-It's still in the box.
>his face when
>>133037695
It's got instructions, doesn't it?
>>133038553
you cant beat these master race genetics
>>133039193
Does it ever say their nationalities? I just remember the big boats.