>"I love you Anon-Kun"
>"Huh?"
>"Nothing"
>Loli teachers
>My true power
>powerful vampire loli
>he's fast
>MC is new to class
>"Oh there's an empty seat in the back next to the window and the prettiest girl in school, who also happens to have no friends, is sitting next to that seat. It's okay though because I'm anti-love!"
Every rom-com-school anime for the past 3 years.
Window seats.
>tadaima
>>124707333
To be fair, that was the worst romcom ever made.
>Onii-chan
>No decent story and over the top whiny character development.
Someone says something sexual, embarrassing, rude at the end of the episode to main female character
>"ANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN-KKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!"
>Camera zooms out and points to the sky
Harem MC is to dense to know that all girls love him, yet still says that no one loves him. Boobs are smashed to his face, gets to be alone with girls, boobs, flirts,and more boobs. Just fuck her right in the pussy!
>>124707361
but it's the best seats in a classroom, I don't see how it can be bad.
>Firework shows
>Beach vacation with rich girl and all of her friends
>Overly sexualized little sisters
>itdakimasu
>>124707448
That's not a cliche, that would be like claiming its cliche to have a character say "hello." Unless you mean when they do an over the top, burst through the door "TADAIIIIMAAAA~"
>>124707658
see
>>124707666
Those are both actual commonly used phrases
>>124707666
No one says hello in America though.
Seriously when was the last time you were greeted with the exact word "hello".
>>124707776
>when was the last time you were greeted
>>124707776
No one ever greets me so.
>the enemy is watching from behind , until the protagonists have stoped talking
>guy with an ultimate powerlevel shows up at the begining of the new season or in a film.
>you can reach beaches just by taking a train and he must leave a tunnel, before you can see your destination.
> bath house scenes
> girls always compare boob sizes
> guys never compare dick sizes
>>124707278
fucking this!
Everytime!
>>124707776
I hear people say hello atleast 3 times a day..
You need to go outside more often anon
>>124707867
>browsing /a/
>leave your house
choose one
>MC-kun can do it....because he's MC-kun
>veteran group of elite soldiers get outsmarted and trashed by teenagers
>>124707889
>Not using 4chan on your phone
>>124707963
>having a phone
Why? Only normies need phones.
>>124707867
>leaving your house
>>124706640
Did someone say cliche....
>Gigantic knockers the size of truck tires
>spending half an episode on juvenile philosophical waxery that ultimately amounts to nothing
>spending the other half of the episode on montages and pans of still shots
>"Next time, on Anime The TV: a recap episode!"
Dammit Japan
>Girls that look like this
Ugliest art style ever
>>124706640
>anyone loving an anon
>cliché
>>124707867
>Hey
>Hi
>Howdy
>What's up
>Yo
No one says the words Hello
>>124708130
What?
>Villain speaks for a long time during a fight
>MC does nothing and just listens to it all
>2/3 of the film is a summary of the anime, so the rest is just an extra episode, without any content.
>>124708151
>Howdy
Alright anon, alright.
>>124708316
>People actually say howdy in California
I talk to people all day for my job
>>124708412
Really? I've lived in Socal my whole life and I've heard it 4-5 times tops.
>>124708559
>socal
Whats howdy in spanish?
>>124708593
Jaode
>MC about to kiss his crush
>phone rings
Well okay then.
>>124708559
Live in Sac and I've heard it at least 10 times in April alone like no bullshit.
>pan up to the sky
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH?
>I'm anti-love
>Friendship is a waste of energy
>Clueless beta harem MCs
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>>124707776
People says "Assalamu'alaikum" all the time though.
>>124708643
>About to kiss heroine
>millions of chapters/episodes for this moment
>Lips a few centimeters apart
>"Hey let's stop here for today"
Pic related
>MC forgets what knocking is
>Walks in on changing girls
>"AAAAAAYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!"
>flashback to protagonists youth
>nearly dies because of freak accident at home
>parent saves them at last minute but sustains injuries them self
>lazy way to illustrate just how much they care about the protag
blurgh
>best friends
>>124709229
>Friends
>>124709229
>friends
>Not nakama
>>124708130
>spending a whole episode on juvenile philosophical waxery that ultimately amounts to nothing
Protagonist living alone and childhood friends
>dumb/autistic main girl
>>124706640
>Nisekoi
>>124709736
oh you lil shit
>Do you hate me?
>Well I wouldn't go that fa-
>So you love me!
Declarations of protection.
>event transpires and protagonist clearly witnesses it
>The plot would end right there if he called it out
>...must've been my imagination!
Terrible exposition
>Ah, if it isn't my best friend since kindergarten blabla-kun!
>It starts snowing
>Characters look up
>Optional camera panning to the sky
>"Yuki!"
>[Some kind of phrase critical to the current situation] is what I'd like to say, but..
Also, stormy weather with excellent cinematic timing.
And obligatory stuff like
>Minors living alone in luxurious houses/apartments
>Sasuga raibaru!
>Doitsumo koitsumo!
>Mou gaman dekinai!
>Folding her hands in front of her chest
>>124709698
>And he is a highschool boy
>Suddenly, transfer student
>characters have incredibly long and detailed thoughts/discussions while midair or similar
Talk is free action but this shit is ridiculous.
extreme flues that makes you fall unconscious
>>124710154
Stuff like that happens dude.
>If it's that guy
>>124710154
That actually is a thing in Moonland since it has the greatest number of deaths from the common gold after Egypt.
>>124710154
This actually happens if humidity is too high making it even harder to breathe. Very common in Southern Italy and Turkey too.
>>124710563
>common gold
How deadly is it exactly?
Do I need to look out while purchasing the marriage ring for my waifu?
third wheels opening the door right when shit is about to go down between MC and best girl
>"No, I can't lose here!"
>"YEEEEEEARRTTT"
AYEEEEEEEEE
>show ends immediately after confession
>confession done? couple established? female dies, is abducted (cue rescue arc) or other drama until the end of the show. If battle couple, she is now demoted to damsel in distress
It's like they hate showing people in a relationship. I'm not interested in fucking drama and misunderstandings.
> have to use 'that'
The further into a series this happens, the worse offense it is.
