You can only choose one Keion to spend the rest of your life with.
>>123461007
Ritsu, no contest whatsoever. Fun and sexy, just perfect.
mugi
Now make me fat and let me eat cake.
I can't choose none? I would get the one that that is less retarded and is as silent as possible.
I stopped after the first 10 minutes of the first episode so I don't know which one fits that description.
>having to spend your time with a retard
No thanks.
But I don't want to break them up.
The nigga one
Yui
Mio
Azusa
Yui of course.
>>123461201
Any keion will if you just abuse her regularly. Smack her around when you're mad but treat her well when you're happy and she'll learn her boundaries.
>>123461007
Yui-chan. I absolutley adore her.
i would also like to sniff her tights.
One Azu-cat please.
>>123461041
thats not how folds work
>choosing anyone except Mugi
>>123461041
mi negro
What would K-On! be like if they went to a school in England?
>Choosing the gross, weird looking asians
>Not choosing Mugi, the Aryan goddess
>>123461007
any one of them would be fine to rape then murder ruthlessly
>>123463359
It would be shit.
>>123463359
Chavs.
Maybe i would of befriended Yui if she went to my school;_;
>>123463416
This guy knows.
>>123463597
jump jump jump
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
>>123464644
tl;dr
I want to scare the shit out of Mio
>>123461007
Mio, but i don't want her to be separated from her friends, so i hope she will still be able to contact/be with them.
It would be cruel to separate the Keions, they're a group, not individuals.
>>123461007
Undoubtably Azusa.
I want to love and protect her
>>123464644
I'm not going to read that wall of copy pasta
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>>123461007
I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Jun. She is objectively the best girl.
>>123461248
>with a retard
Nobody said you had to choose Ritsu
>>123464644
>Ritsu's batshit insane
no
>leave you, just like your last girlfriend
>last girlfriend
>>123463416
>chosing a bitch that loves to please niggers
Why would you do that? She's probably full of disgusting diseases
What books do you think the Keions read?
>>123463359
Moogs would be dating her usual kind of men
>>123468201
Something like this
If I pick Mugi, would I become a little girl, or would it be an awkward sibling relationship? Can I pick Mio, but still have Mugi as a sister?
The holy book of peace of course.
Azusa is life.
>>123468158
>>123468440
Where did this meme come from? I seriously doubt Mugi would be a nigger lover.
>>123468479
>>123468552
>>123468595
Those are all good choices, but the keions would definately love this
>>123468201
She surely read Mein Kampf
>>123468701
GOML
>>123468779
>>123468675
I am going to marry Azusa.
>>123468807
>>123468701
>>123468678
>Implying the keions wouldn't be stronk soviets
>>123468809
>kek i made mine myself
>>123468858
>>123468678
>>123468595
>implying the keions are smart
>>123468858
What keion is the most communist?
>>123468942
Azusa and Mio definitely are, Mugi probably is
>>123468701
Why is there a swastika in the background and her sash still says 'club president'?
>>123468836
go away, Yui
>>123469045
That's why mine is better
>>123468994
The keions just want to enjoy life with music and good friends, not take over Lawsons
>>123468998
>Mugi
>smart
You seem to have a strange definition of the world ''smart''.
>>123469045
It says buchou which just means "president" or "leader"
>>123469060
>You will never be Yui
>>123468858
I'd say, given that they're a giant Beatles reference, that they'd be hippie western communists rather than soviets.
>>123469251
It means the chou of the bu which means leader of the club.
this fucking thread
The keions would give their life for the motherland
Azusa!
>>123464644
> implying that Yui wouldn't be the only one who'd truly understand you and stay with you until old age
I love Mio!
>>123469613Azucat
>>123469634
Would you be able to understand her though
Of course I'd choose Mugi, she doesn't even fuck niggers.
>People liking Azunyan or Mio
>>123469149
As much as i love Mugi, i'm going to have to agree.
She is about as smart as paris hilton
>>123468701
EIN VOLK! EIN REICH! EIN NYAN! HEIL AZUSA!
>>123470005
She has good grades though.
>>123469834
yes ;_;
>>123463359
Ritsu and Mugi would be teenpregnant, Azunyan would be a foul-mouthed harpy, Mio would be a posh snob, Yui would the exact same, and their sensei would be a 55 year old Pakistani who rapes a new K-On every episode
>>123470049
And the least worst english skills of them.
>>123470026
Azusa is the only keion capable of leading an empire
>>123469609
Red Army SoL when?
>>123470075
Doubt it tbh
I don't think she even understands what she's thinking herself most of the time
Obviously Yui.
Ritsu for life
>>123470112
What are you talking about?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW8V8FUxhXo
>>123470526
>>123470355
Yui and Ritsu are love.
Tsumugi
>fucking rich
>gentle
>isn't that bad looking when you look her the second time (minus the eyebrow)
>fucking rich
>actually funny
>fucking rich
Now if only she's willing to take it in the butt like Aria
>Keions go to England
>0 paki
>0 black
>Everyone is pure white
K-On confirmed for /pol/ approved.There's one black security guard in the London airport in the movie
>>123471045
Watch the film again and actually pay attention to the bg characters, KyoAni actually represented London pretty realistically
Easily.
>>123471213
Sexy, cute, kind, intelligent
She is perfect
>>123471398Is that you Komeiji?
>>123471422
Literally whoImplying he hasn't gone off to make everyone hate that Love Live girl instead now
Does Sawako count as a K-ON?
Cause I'm picking her anyway.
>>123461041
Brother Anon.
All
>>123471942
Why is Ritsu so lewd?
>>123461041
Mugi of course~
>>123461007
I pick forehead.
>>123463416
She looks the weirdest though.
>>123472775
Mugi seems to act like she didn't know anything about the world. That's what's make her cute.
I'd spend my whole life with Yui.
>>123461041
I can't deny it.
I just want a season 3 with the Wakaba Girls, is that too much to ask?
>not picking ritsu
>>123473100
Wait your turn.
>>123475106
Who's the nerd with the glasses?
>>123475106
yes
>>123461007
>spending the rest of your life with someone
yeah,no
>>123475498
read the manga
I pick the cutest and the most funniest one
>>123475615
>not wanting to spend the rest of your life with the keions
I think you should leave
>>123475106
Second girl from the right looks like Mugi
I'm the bear
>>123475786
Good choice, anon.
>>123461041
good taste
>>123461007
AZUNYAN
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>>123461007
The only one I can fathom being in a long-lasting relationship with is Mugi. So Mugi it is.
>>123472541
Would've been funnier if he said
"all keions are equal, but ritsu is more equal"
>>123461041
thread should have ended right there
>>123480242
AZUCATTO
>>123481118
>>123480242
Azukitty
>>123481152
Azuneko
Why is she so cute bros?
>>123481804
She just is.
>>123481804
That smile
>>123481804
She has no distinguishing features
She's just generic cute
>>123461007
Mio, Mugi or Azusa, can't decide on those three.
>>123463359
They would act like we are still in the 18th century which is what a lot of foreign people like to do for some reason.
>>123468201
Mugi would be reading stuff like Bronte and maybe some classical Japanese books, Mio would be into classics like Dostoyevsky and maybe some post-modernism. I know he's not post-modernism but I can see Mio enjoying Murakmai.
What would married life with each of the Keions be?
>>123482007
>What would married life with each of the Keions be?
Bliss and happiness
>>123482145
>you will never manage a happy camp in Poland with the keions
>>123482007
>Yui
You would pretty much be taking care of her for most of your married life, but she isn't stupid enough to be oblivious to this, and would love you for it.
>Mugi, Ui
The perfect housewives and almost the opposite of Yui, would pamper you for life, Mugi especially using her massive wealth.
>Mio
Would try (and fail) to be the perfect housewife, but would enjoy going on romantic dates often. Would still get embarassed over you despite your relationship having gone on for so long.
>Ritsu
Although it may not seem like it, she would work hard to keep your relationship firm, probably working more than one job at once if required and always being there when you need her. She would basically be the man in the relationship.
>Azusa
Always working hard for you and your relationship, motivating you to do your best in every aspect of your life and most enjoying spending time with you simply listening to music and talking or cuddling together. Would also teach you some jammin' guitar techniques, and may form a husband/wife jazz duo with you if you could play well.
>Sawako
Wild.
>>123482965
>Wild.
I bet Sawako is amazing in the sack
>>123483426
A night in bed with her is sure to be fantastic.
>>123461041Besttaste
>>123461007
>>123461041
/thread.
>>123461007
The retarded one
What is Jun eating?
>>123486559
my dick
>>123482965
>She would basically be the man in the relationship.
But she's a great cook and does a lot of housework as we saw when they went to her house. She's genki but still pretty feminine.
>>123486559
Memes.
ded
Is this thread hundreds of posts of "Yui"?It should be.
Mugi is rich though.
>>123486899
Not to mention how beautiful she is.
As much as i love the Keions, Ritsu would definitely be the one I'd want to spend my life with
no matter who you choose, she will never be real
>>123489014
stop making me want to die! I still have to wait for NNB season 2, GuP movie, and Kancolle season 2
>>123461007
Is this a new picture?
>>123488704
>ctrl+f
>"Yui"
>22 matches
I'm happy
I want this figure.
>>123461007
Ricchan
I want to snort coke off of Mio's asscrack with Ritsu.
>>123490218
Now I do too.
>>123491286
while yui and azusa finger each other in the background
>>123491497
I just want to snort coke off of Mio's asscrack, nothing else matters.
Sumire a bestest
The best choice, the only choice.
>>123491935
>Mugi 2.0
>>123492005
Exactly
Mugi is clearly a best but Sumire is like an upgraded version. Basically: Mugi is Windows XP, Sumire is 7, Yui is 8, Ritsu is Vista, Mio is 8.1 and Azusa is a bitch.
>>123492149
all those OS are shit except for Win XP
>>123490218
that's beautiful
>not loving all the keions equallyexcept mugi who is of course best keion
>>123492649
Yui is the most equal.
>>123461041
most excellent
How does this make you feel?
>>123490218
I want them all
>>123493376
>asian mugi
ew
>>123461007
There is an obvious choice here.
While all the keions are lovely, It would be cruel to break up any of their wonderful lesbian relationships. And most of them are pretty high maintenance or insufficiently laidback.
Mugifags and Junfags you guys aren't wrong. But Ui is just so, so right.
>>123493917
Why would you want to break the Ui and Yui relationship? That is the most sacred of all
>>123461007
Mugi.
Those eyebrows!!
>>123494072
>That is the most sacred of all
This.
>>123494072
Yui and Azunyan (and Jun) can hang out all they want. That's a bonus if anything.
>>123494072
Yui x Azucat forever
>>123463416
/pol/ plz
>>123461007
fucking ritsu
This image always gets me.
>>123469045
>not using katakana for fuhrer
