Why is she just so fucking cool, /a/?
Seriously, if you don't think Misato is the best Eva girl then you have terminally shit taste. Terminally.
>Eva
>good girls
Evangelion created the stereotypes. Since then, there've been much, MUCH better iterations of them.
![Ayanami.Rei.full.1592674[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jkk2LqG.jpg "Ayanami.Rei.full.1592674[1].jpg")
>>122500244
Your tests came back today OP.
You've got terminal faggotry.
The doctors give you a few threads at the most.Misato is a great character, not my favorite Eva character, but very good
>Misato will never take you in
>>122500283
Give me one of Misato then?
>>122500244
>Why is she just so fucking cool, /a/?
Because she just fucking is anon, she just fucking is.
>>122500244
I'm pretty sure that Anno hates blue, doesn't mind red and wants to fuck greyboy, but what does he think of purple?
Rei may or not be better.
>>122503656
Rei is completely adequate, while Misato isbetter in my opinion.
>>122500244
>you will never be picked up by Misato
>you will never be offered a chance to live with Misato
>you will never have a beer with Misato
>you will never have instant ramen noodles and curry with Misato
>you will neverhave an adult kiss with Misato
>>122503898
Why even live?
>>122503898
Why would you self insert as worst boy?
>You will never kiss Misato shyly for at college before taking her virginity
>You will never crawl on top of her and ask her if she's ready
>She will never look up at you with a blush on her face and nod
>>122504121
I dunno. Perhaps if we kill ourselves together in a cult like fashion we will ascend to Misato-Paradise.
>>122504176
>only caring about taking away the best girls virginity
You're fucking disgusting.
>>122500283
It's archetype not stereotype you mongoloid.
>>122504176
Kaji best boy.
>>122504202
But then we'd all have to share her anon, and you now how possessive other anons can get.
I don't know, but Ritsuko made a very cute sound here.
http://a.pomf.se/ooirwh.webm
>>122504434
>yip
What is she, a puppy?
>>122504394
>Kaji best boy.
Are we Kaji thread now?
>>122505760
>Kaji will never playfully flirt with you while he shows you his garden
>you will never eat Kaji's watermelons
>>122500283
That's honestly debatable. You are right in that there are better iterations of the stereotypes, but we shouldn't forget those that started it all.
>>122500283
>Evangelion created the stereotypes
>>122506541
>arguably the most influential anime series of all time
>surprised at the notion that some aspects of Eva might be found in later anime style adaptations
>>122506698
It's not like Eva created the archetypes it used, either. It merely compiled the ideas, an anthology of lazy characterization.
>>122506808
I could have picked a much better word than anthology. Almanac? Yes, I like almanac. An almanac of lazy characterization.
I wonder if Misato would ever like me
>>122500244
I want to like her, but she's the female equivalent of a pedo manchild, her plans are retarded, she has no idea how to handle a 14yo kid and yet she goes on trying to give shinji a family while scarring him over again.
All of that with a side of "you don't understand Shinji, cause you're not a mature adult like me".
All of that with a side of "muh traumas".
Misato a shit.
>>122507021
>She's the female equivalent of a pedo manchild
So? Everyone in eva basically is.
>her plans are retarded
Misato's plans were the only thing keeping the world from being destroyed every week.
>she has no idea how to handle a 14yo kid and yet she goes on trying to give shinji a family while scarring him over again.
Because she cares and she tries despite of that. That's a great thing.
>All of that with a side of "you don't understand Shinji, cause you're not a mature adult like me".
That's Kaji, not Misato.
>All of that with a side of "muh traumas".
Do you know what show youre watching?
>Misato a shit.
Shittiest taste, you have it.
>>122507544
you're a faggot and your arguments are dumb
>That's Kaji
kaji is like the only one who understood shiji. get the fuck out of here
>>122500244
I don't think it's possible for anyone to dislike Misato.
>>122507718
>kaji is like the only one who understood shiji. get the fuck out of here
That has nothing to do with that greentext you autist. Can you read?
"you don't understand Shinji, cause you're not a mature adult like me".
What part of that means someone understanding Shinji?
Do you think Shinji fapped to her pantsu?
>>122508347
No. He fapped to hercomatose roommate.
F-Nerd is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
>>122500244
Misato is pretty great but it's a shame she isn't a virgin or I would have waifu'd her in a second.
>>122508211
what the fuck are you talking about, you retard? what does any of that have to do with each other? and when was kaji ever acting like that?
>>122508148
The way she pretends to like Shinji (at the start of NGE mostly, when she completely changes attitude when Shinji isn't here basically) kind of triggers my autism.
best girl
>>122500244
I haven't seen past the first episode and I can tell you she's the best.
if dubs weRei
>>122508693
The fuck are you talking about? She never "pretends" to like him. She always does care about him, she just doesn't know hot to take care of a depressed introvert like Shinji, and that weighs heavily on her.
>>122508614
>and when was kaji ever acting like that?
Did you forget Shinji and Kaji's night talk in episode 18?
>>122509025
Sorry, that's just the impression I got. Might have something to do with me being too sceptical with overly kind people?
>>122509198
Yes, you are just too autistic.
>>122509224
maybe you should call him a cuck next
>>122509198
Probably. Misato really cared about Shinji. She was trying to be a mother figure to him. Think about Misato's character. Then think to yourself, "Wow... Misato sure didn't waste any time suggesting Shinji move in with her."
>>122509198
If Misato didn't care about Shinji she won't react with tears every time he got lost in the Eva. You're probably just autistic.
>>122509395
That might be why I mentioned "at the start of NGE".
Daily reminder that Hikari is best wife.
>>122510174
She's a close second to Shinji.
>>122500244
>Misatofags
>>122510846
>>122510846
>asukafags
>>122500244
I don't know, but I want to hug her
>>122500244
Class Rep is the best girl you tasteless twat.
Misato's nothing but a slut.
Shinji did the right thing not sticking his dick in her std ridden body.
Rei tits> Assuka ass > Misato legs
Misato is concentrated 90s, it does not get any better.
>>122510174
>>122511858
>>122512008
Daily reminder that Hikari's boyfriend died horrifically and violently in the manga.
>>122512261
Does she listen to realy bad techno music?
>>122512323
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful woman who listens to 90s techno.
>>122512276
>boyfriend
>>122512323
Misato listening to hip-hop is canon in my mind.
>>122512247
bullshit
>>122512323
Misato listens to cheesy love pop.
>>122512502
it's probably all sweaty and gross in that plugsuit
evangelion more like evanSMELLY-on
>>122512535
so?
I love of all of them just the same.
>>122512659
ritsuko a shit
>>122512579
>this will never be you
why live
>>122512800
This is NOT true.
>>122512805
>you will never push your face between her buttcheeks
this is now a best girl thread
we know moot is smiling apoun us somewhere
You can only take 2.
>>122513392
Rei and Mari.
>>122513613
>picking rei
>picking mari
>ever
you are literally everything wrong in the world.
>>122513392
>all that soft
Can't I just take all three?
>>122513392
I don't even know who the middle girl is so Rei & Asuka it is.
Don't want to start until they release all the way up to 5.0
>>122513685
>picking Asuka
>being a beta faggot that likes to be bossed around like a bitch
>>122513392
>>122512247
These pics kinda give off a /ss/ vibe for me.
>>122513922
>implying id let her
nigger please.
just cuz shinji was a faget doesn't mean i'd be, anon-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
>>122500283
>created the stereotypes
Fully paid-up member of the Church of the Sub-Genius right here
>>122514032
Right.
Tell us more about how you would effortlessly break through the tsun barrier and give her the dick, alpha male-kun.
>>122504176
>not inserting yourself as Shinji
>not inserting yourself into a three way with best boy and best girl
>>122514127
>you will never taste those asses
Asuka is best girl because she is the one who cares for Shinji most. She cooks for him, sleeps in the same bed as him, lets him jack off without telling everyone what he done and she also quite clearly wants his D. Rei is cucking Shinji with his own father and Misato is a slut.
>>122510621
>You will never pull down Shinji's hotpants/girly panties and fuck him bareback while he screams in pleasure
>>122512276
Which gives you the perfect opportunity to swoop in and comfort her in her loss.
>>122513392
An Asuka and Mari threesome would be a sexual experience of the gods.
>>122514459
Will Shinji finally quit being a Reifag in 3.0+1.0 and see the light that is Asuka?
>>122514459
>Implying Asuka wouldn't instantly cuck Shinji if she were ever to be given a chance at Kaji
Is Shinji the worst mc of all time?
such a beta cucklet
>>122514907
He is best girl.
>>122514146
I'd tell thatcutieto keep her fuckingheartshut and to take mylovedeep inside herego.
>>122514805
rei looks so sad
probably because they're dressed like shit
>>122514805
Are they wearing scarves to go to the beach?
Are beaches chilly after 3rd impact or something, wtf?
>>122515053
Doesn't matter how feminine his body is, he'll always have a shit face & that whiny voice.
Wouldn't fuck.
>>122515423
VERY LEWD ANON!
>>122515423
neat
>>122515319
What if we changed that, too. Can you fuck Shinji now?
>>122515523
Gunbuster? More likebumbuster.
>>122514805
>that asuka
i want to grope her and see how long it takes her to go from tsun to dere
>>122500244
>slut
>best girl
>ever
>>122515793
>Best girl
>Slut
Implying you wouldn't be dtf if Kaji flirted with you
>>122515637
more likenutbuster
>>122516432
more likecumbuster
>>122500244
>Misato thread
>>122500244
I love misato.
>>122512247
Misato'shands> Asuka's ass = Rei's ass
>>122519763
PROMOTIONS
I WANT TO FUCK MISATO!
hi /a/
i just finished End Of Evangelion
it was 2deep4me
/out/ and off to read an explanation and never rewatch the series again.
>>122519906
I'd make any of my employees quit their job if I saw them go on 4chan.
>Misato thread
>gets derailed by Asukafags
>>122523150
>Asukafags TRY to derail thread
>Misato is still going strong
Just another reason why Misato is the best character in Evangelion.
>>122523150
Asukafags derail every thread; it's how they try and make up for the fact that their waifu is shit.
>>122503898
> You will never be frightened by Pen²
