If a smelly otaku like this was chasing after you trying to rape you, you'd be able to outrun her right /a/?
If there's one thing I can do, it's run away from my problems.
>>122400554
Is the rapist a qt?
I'd stun her with a camera flash. Her enormous eyes can't that kind of stimuli.
>>122400629
long unkempt hair, hasn't showered in a week, disgusting bags under the eyes and mild acne
>>122400649
>>122400711
Well as long as she isn't obese, I think i'd slow down
I prefer her fujo friend.
>>122400554
She has no reason to chase me when there's a much better target with a delicious smell.
>>122400554
>implying I ever leave my room
>implying I would run from a girl
>implying a smelly Konataku would ever rape anyone
>implying she wouldn't just want to hang out and shitpost on /a/utism
Why can't I hold all these implications? Why would someone chase after you and try to rape you?
>>122401520
Because you're cute anon!
>>122401599
I don't think being cute is enough for someone to try to rape someone else.
>>122400554
I could, of course. But I probably won't.
I like Konata's butt.
What do you guys think of Konata's butt?
>>122402809
Kagami's property
>>122402809
im going to masturbate to it right now
>>122400554
My personal motto
Running is for cowards, I fight head on!
>>122400554
I think I could. Can't remember if she was good at physical exercise.
The real question is, if a clumsy, ditzy nerd with no social skills were chasing you, can you escape HER.
I'm pretty sure I would trip and be captured. Immediately.
>>122403845
She was
>>122405404
Then she would give me a good run for my money. If she catches me, it's not really that bad.
I'll only say they are not enough futa doujins of Konata.
This guy would.
>>122405563
>futa
Hmm, no best girl in this thread yet?
>>122405322
I will let no one catch me, no matter who they are.
>>122405610
Can Yamakan outrunhis own failures?
The toughest Lucky Star to somehow lose to.
>>122400554
Sure, as long as I can get away in under a minute.
Body is built for running but my heart is fucked up.
>>122405855
He canchoreographthem.
>>122405980
Well, that just means she's the best to chase you. No effort to put in, I hate effort.
The other one!
>>122405709
>not liking futa
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>>122406439
>because sex is so good
I don't get enough opportunities to post this, so here you go thread
>>122406439
I'm glad you like lesbians, Anon, because you will be disappoint.
>>122406439
>I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
I know this is just copy pasta but kona seems like the girl that would dump you without a second thought to play more video games or sleep or something
>>122406493
>And then the sex began.
Hawt stuff.
>>122406493
>the great ape start to walk slowly toward her and she felt her pulse rising
What the fuck kind of book is this?
>>122406622
It's a pretty funny pasta. I like that a :3 face is a quality one could want in a dream girl.
Pic unrelated but needed in this thread.
>>122406957
holy shit, I've had that image for a while and never noticed that
>>122400554
This takes me back to the days of ERPing as her almost daily.
How big is her dick?
>>122401837
no, but it's grounds for someone to try and walk someone home roughly
>>122405759
>>122408400
bigger than yours
>>122406493
>tender lovemaki
Tender what?
>>122408713
Well you see, when an ape and a woman love each other very much...
I'm gonna make Miyuki a single mom.
>>122408684
You're going to have to be more specific.
>>122409004
Speaking of that, Miyuki had a pretty cute mom.
>>122409004
Finally an anon with taste.
>>122409153
Miyuki is undoubtedly the best.
>>122409260
How could you be so into a traitor?
>>122409445
>>122409445
Big tits and pantyhose.
>>122409616
Why is she so perfect?
>>122409856
It's tough competition being best girl, but she is very competitive I guess.
>>122400649
I'll take this into consideration if we ever get overrun by 2d creatures.
>>122409993
>miyuki
>not the poor man's mugi
I mean, Mugi is pretty okay too. But she lacks something.
>>122409918
>that Minoru~n in the background
Best girl
>>122410126
Until Kagamin puts him down like a wild... tree.
>>122410105
>>122410016
Can't we all just get along?
>>122410105
Miyuki makes Minami moist.
>>122408669
time to fap
>>122409135
Speaking of cute side characters, the OTHER Hiiragi sisters were pretty damn cute too.
>>122410360
And Yutaka's too sweet to be jealous.
>>122410540
Hiyorin probably wrote some great doujins.
>>122410456
>>122410405
>>122406973
>TFW no sponsors.
>>122400554
Misao failed the OP's question.
>>122400554
I always imagine that Konata is perfect example how /a/ future daughter will be
>>122411117
really? it appears to me as if she won 1st place
>>122411157
Konata's dad confirmed for /a/But then who was Kanata?
>>122411179
Depends on which is the better victory.
>>122410105
>>122402809
I just fapped to it
>>122411252
She was never real, Konata's adopted
>>122411117
And Tsukasa needs a bit of love before I go to bed. So I'll leave with this.
>>122411301
from where I am now...any will do ;_;
>>122411252
Your current waifu?
>>122411372
Well gee that's too bad becauseThe future Marxist Feminist Vegan dictatorship will never let /a/ adopt:^)
>>122411414
unless they're gay and/or black transvegetable activists. Then it would be a hate crime to deny their adoption.
>>122411391
I'd give her all of my love.
Post THAT pic.
>>122400599
Thread ended here.
>>122411372
Oh /a/non, that's the twist
imagine the dark side of Lucky Star Story
>Konata was kidnapped since she was a baby
>Kanata is imaginary waifu, since no real woman like Konata's dad
That's good creepypasta though
>>122410292
why is miyuki's skin bright pink in this picture?this better not be a fucking autism time reference
>>122411470
Why is lucky star so rare nowadays? It used to compete with k-on in terms of popularity, now I see at least ten times more k-on than lucky star on /a/.
>>122411632
Seems like Lucky Star burned through it's meme-ness. Maybe K-On will fall down to the same level in a few years too. Unless they make another movie or something which will probably keep it around.
>>122400599
That's kinda sad...
>>122411830
Why are they so perfect?
Kagami best girl
>>122412101
Kagami bestbunny
>>122411632
All of the luckies are dead.
>>122412448
But that's not true m8! They went to university, graduated and they have family.
>>122412373
No you don't. They are different colors.
I want to smell Kaagamin too.
>>122406493
>Emma took my hand and led me to the bedroom, but not before grabbing a Capri-Sun from the refrigerator
This writing is genius.
>>122405759
Because they're all best girls,except Hiyori of course
>>122411593
Wasn't it pretty pink in the show as well?
I remember thinking that that looked pretty off...
This thread takes me back to those times when I would read Lucky Star-fanfics andenjoy it
i heard this comic is still running but no one is interested in translating it anymore
>>122417876
>comic
>>122417942
What does 漫画 translate to, anon?
>>122418275
right novelu?
>>122418275
Manga
>>122416932
Hey anon, what do you have against Hiyori~n?
KONATA BEST WAIFU
>>122421277
She's still kawaii to me, dammit.
>>122410764
>>122410456
I don't remember these semen sluts
>>122411157
Why would I want my daughter to grow up as a disgusting, ambitionless loser?
>>122421751
She's a pro videogame player, expert in VNs, galges and eroges who goes to Comiket and watch anime, her goal in real life is winning the tsundere route. That's good enough for me.
>>122421859
She has hot friends too.
>>122421859
Is this a daughter you'd be proud to show to your friends?
>>122422054
Please don't date your daughter's friends.
>>122422080
Friends?
>>122422096
I don't see any significant problems with that
>>122422096
I won't
Instead I will only fuck them
>>122422128
Wouldn't it be weird if she started referring to her friend as Mom? That'd get freaky.
>>122421335
No one in this thread is going to debate that I suspect.
>>122422080
Only after she wins the tsundere route. Nothing would make me more proud than that.
>>122422096
Is it any more troubling if you want to date your daughter's twin friends?
>>122422099
Yes, friends
>>122422275
Only if you act on your wants.
>>122422275
Considering one of them is taken by her, yeah. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't let you, she would make you watch endless eight 8 times without stop or something like that.
>>122422367
I'm her father, she can't say no to me
>>122400554
Maybe, I can run a 20-minutes mile.
>>122422217
I feel like I really should make this situation happen sometime soon.
>>122422443
Konata doesn't really "respect" her dad, I mean, she cares, but she isn't really submissive at all.
>>122415092
>>122422777
How could anyone respect him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBFy_hq5FY
>>122420649
this thread needs more akira
why is she so lewd?
>>122422837
What went wrong with him?
>>122422054
So sappy. Gross.
>>122423246
His wife died
>>122423466
>>122400554
>implying that /a/nons are not smellier than her
>>122423991
it's what makes her want to rape us
>>122403845
>not having the english dub of episode 1 memorized
she doesn't do sports because then she would miss primetime anime
>>122423759
>>122424473
Not doing sports doesn't mean she isn't good at physical activities. Although it does strongly imply it, thanks.
>>122426922
In the first episode, the reason it comes up that Konata doesn't do sports is because she's a very fast runner. When asked why, she answers that if she did sports she'd have to miss her prime-time anime.
She's also very fast in the obligatory sports festival episode.
Pic related, however, is not good at sports.
>>122427359
Goddammit. I'll have to keep training to run away from Konata trying to rape me.
Captcha: Select all pasta below
>>122427359
I want to protect this dedication.
Miyazaki getting BTFO.
>>122428014
Don't we all? But she's probably all self-sufficient by now.
>>122400554
so stinky.
>>122428220
Yeah, I bet it was stinky.
>>122428220
Which Lucky is the smelliest?
>>122400554
I mean it's not like you can't just deck the bitch in the face
Stupid cunt trying to turn me into a normie
>>122428607
give one of these.
>>122428426
There are only even two contenders.
Misao and Konata.
>>122428665
Akira probably smells like shit too.
>>122428665
Or maybe Hiyori.
>>122428903
She's rotten.
>>122422478
>20-minutes mile.
I think I could leisurely crawl on my knees and stop to rest for a couple minutes and still finish a mile in 20 minutes
I like to think Konata's out there somewhere writing bitter reviews about how anime has declined since she was in high school.
>>122428665
I want to lick a Misao
>>122431278
I want to rape Misao
>>122431154
I like to assume she spends most of her time on /a/ (and /u/.) Remembering her high school days and shitposting about K-On.
>>122431376
No rape allowed
Just pure love
>>122431376
Yeah, don't be a creep. Just oggle her like Kagami and the rest of us.
Well I'm in really good shape so I could easily outrun her.
The question is why would I?
>>122431278
I'm going to date, marry and impregnate Misao.
Cuteness levels to maximum!
Why would I? Konata Izumi is mah waifu. Also keep in mind she does track and martial arts, so she's fairly in shape.
>>122431968
Shut up, Kagami.
>>122411830
>tfw I own the official DvD box and this is printed on one of the sides
How lewd, and I love it.
>>122431968
It's nice to see that Kagami uses 4chan too.
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