New Canned Koolaid thread.
Maya gets her Kai Ni soon! Excited to see her get her leg back?
>implying her AA stat won't stay below Akiduki's
>>122169973
2nd for daijoubu
>mfw get a bunch of chikumas but no tone to be seen anywhere
This is now a belly button thread
Post belly buttons
>>122169973
What does her belly button smell like?
>>122170213
>teitoku doori
This kuso ttk
>>122170213
>he doesn't have Tone
>>122170213
>watermark
>changing the TL for the last panel with an overused meme
I bet you Teitokus aren't hard enough to drink the poi pee water.
>>122170247
Dried seaweed, I bet.
>>122170247
Most likely sea salt.
>>122170397
But that shit tastes horrible.
>>122170397
She needs to hydrate more often
>>122170397
>Flavour: Des_ You_
Kongou flavour?
>>122170488
Destroyer
Yuudachi.
>>122170247
it will be covered like furutaka
>>122170488
>Can't even read simple fucking hiragana
Consider suicide.
>>122170397
I'll only be hard enough after I drink it.
>>122170139
It depends on if they go by number of barrels or quality of guns.
Akiduki had way better guns than Maya, Maya just had more barrels.
>>122170213
Wow this legit made me mad somehow.
Truly kuso.
>>122170195
Is Haruna daijoubu now? Got banged up on the last map and is now having fuel issues.
>>122170247
whatever you want it to smell like
>>122170213
Chikuma is the best anyway. Tone is no loss.
>>122170686
Admirals with soft hearts never get anywhere, one needs that kind of audacity and cunning to make it.
>>122170227
To the faggot who keeps getting our IP banned here at USF, we all see the pathetic shit you post. Seek help.
I would wear a shirt with this graphic on it.
>>122170865
Urakaze doing things again
>>122170888
lol
>>122170888
He's at your school, why don't you go around campus and see which faggot is posting on a kancolle thread then beat him up?
I want to pat Tenryuu's head.
>>122170888
I bet you could bait this person out. Go around sticking up het kancolle pictures all over the place.
>>122170213
Wow. Chikuma is not for taking advantage of.
>>122171021
>panties
Disgusting.
>>122170888
that's fucking hilarious, find that faggot and beat him up like the kancolle shitter he is
>>122171021
Actually, her whole kai 2 design screams exactly that.
>>122171021
>wearing panties
Not even the cosplayers go that far.
>>122170993
Tenryuus are cute but why does it seem like they're so fragile? Tenryuu and Tatsuta seem to like eating bullets for some reason and always end up hanging out in the bath right after a map.
>>122170888
Go pee in his cereal.
captcha: heass
>>122170901
She's always doing things to me. Even when I sleep.
>>122171082
Because Tenryuu-class was just glorified DDs.
>>122171086
I want to do things to her.
>>122171107
Everyone does.
>>122171020
Yeah, no. Considering the other things this person has gotten banned for, which we ALL get to see, I'd rather not. Sorry to bother you /a/, keep doing what you do.
>>122170213
Holy shit, what a bad arse admiral.
>>122171082
I'd take care of Tenryuu either way. She deserves all the love she can get.
>>122170888
So Yurispammer is at your school? Holy shit.
>>122171156
>le epixxx tags mewmew
>>>/v/
>>122171156
So yurispammer is from SF? No wonder he keeps posting spamming yurishit.
>>122171156
>those tabs
>>122171107
>>122171142
You guys start wanting to do things to her after I started posting. That's secondary feelings.
>>122171156
People still do the 'let's open retarded tabs to make myself look ironic' thing? I thought it fell out of fashion a while ago.
>>122170888
You want me to stop then meet be behind the school after class, nerd!
>>122171082
Is that the one where she's a futa?
>>122171229
Can she just do things to all of us?
>>122171229
Nah, it's just that I'm reactive rather than proactive like you are.
>>122171229
I married her before you started posting. Lay off.
>>122171156
>no gay sex with hats on
>no loli futanari scat porn
Why did you even bother?
Fucking hate waiting on repairs.
>>122171286
Not if I can help it!
>>122171293
So, you like her too?
>>122171299
Post proof.
>>122171324
>centralfags in charge of not being shit
>>122171260
Nope. It's the one whereshe pees herself all over the admiral.
>>122171156
I'd say rather than bother us, you've helped us.
>>122171324
Nigger, replace your cardboard chair.
>>122171324
>Level. 19
Fuck off, your repairs won't even take an hour.
>>122171335
16th November.
>>122171342
Don't lump me with him.
>>122171324
>Naka
>No buckets
>TTK Office
>Ammo
>That name
>NAKA
>>122171335
Yes, who doesn't?
>>122171324
I'm tempted to drop in rank just so I can leave the worst possible fleet for someone your level in PvP. What server are you on?
>>122171324
>those boxes
Please stop letting your girls live in poverty anon.
>>122171335
So who does what to who? You can't let nothing happen, Urakaze Anon!
Reminder that submarines are indecent.
>>122171442
Mikans are good for your health, anon.
Yamashiro is hard gay for her older sister.
>>122171324
I just realized you have no buckets.
Anon you think you need them now, I was shocked when I realized that ships like a LV 100 Musashi take around 8 hours to fully repair at 1 HP.
You can wait now, time is on your side.
>>122171393
D-dang it.
>>122171401
That sexy accent does things to me.
>>122171454
I'm going to do things to her! Just you wait!
>>122171398
What do you have against my cutie Naka-chan?
>>122171517
>take around 8 hours
Just wait until you marry a ship.
>>122171517
>Yamashiro is hard gay for her older sister.
>he hasn't kai 2'd her
>he hasn't married her
>he doesn't know that Yamashiro is love, Yamashiro is life
Kuso.
Why kanmusu gives the sloppiest blowjobs? Especially when drunk.
>>122171567
>not even married
>>122171324
>those buckets
>>122171517
>that fuel and steel
Just stop posting.
>>122171586
They're more used to fuel hoses than dick.
>>122171586
The best Drunkard.
SENKAN!
>>122171612
Worry not, anon. I am expecting two fleets to come back with a ton of resources quite shortly. Just like how I drive my checking account on the edge without ever starving such is the same in this situation.
>>122171537
I always thought it was her that did things to you! The old switcheroo.
>>122171586
>>>/USF/
>>122171682
Senkan! Senkan! Senkan!
>3-3 won't give mochi
>Hoppou won't give mochi
Damn it. It would be easier to get mochi in real life rather than dealing with this bullshit.
>>122171738
Hitler pls
>>122171710
>a ton of resources
Oh the naivety of new players.
>>122171716
Kiyoshimo is the cutest.
>>122171759
Okay, it's not a ton, but I fulfilled the reqs for whatever expedition I sent them on so I should be able to build two more ships and that'll be it for dailies today. I think that's fair, especially considering I've been spamming world 2 all day today.
>>122171802
You misspelled Naganami.
>>122171612
Stop bullying our new players.
>>122171324
Don't put too much effort in. Let your buckets and dev mats accumulate or you will waste more time than you think you are saving by using them.
One of the main things you need to grasp about playing this is managing resources, quests and time together, don't sortie so much you eat all your resources, don't bucket anything you don't have to, make sure you can do the bare minimum six to ten daily quests that will net you four buckets, always have expeditions going with preferably one of them being exped 2.
>>122171850
You can already build tow more ships with what you have.
>>122171802
>You will never have an imouto like Kiyoshimo
I would spoil her silly.
Them Akagi thighs.
>>122169973
Obligatory...CARNEVAL DAYO!!!!
I will post this occasionally until you like her.
>>122171716
Fuck off chuu2
Is there anything wrong with Akiduki at all? Is there even a single flaw?
>>122171886
I need an aircraft carrier so I've been doing the CV recipe.
>>122171463
I think I have a better chance getting a drop than trying to craft one as long it's not maruyuu.
>>122172025
p.related
>>122172082
Yes.She's not in my fleet.
>>122172082
No, she's absolutely perfect.
Why does this series have so much facesitting art
>>122172082
Besides being a slut?
>>122172082
Her hair is dumb.
>>122171802
Strange way to type Hibiki.
>>122171867
But that bang...
>>122172025
Superior Kongou coming through.
>>122172082
I don't like her pantsu. And her hair isn't in twintails.
Congratulations. Regardless of what happens after this point, I dare say we have a fairly decent Kancolle thread. There's fun to be had, discussion about the game, and no arguing to be seen.Yurishitter is also not present at this precise moment.
Is it time for Kuma to shine yet?
>>122172161
Cute, isn't it?
>>122172175
Mix and match
>>122172229
With that kind of talk you'll summon the shitters! It's been nice and slow though, as good as it was in the midst of last event.
>>122172175
This, kancolle kongou is shit
>>122172175
Kongou would've been honestly better if it weren't for the shitty dress.
>>122172229
Anon, please don't jinx your luck like that.
>>122172276
Does evil Koungou still BURNING LOVE?
Both are getting kai 2 soon. Only the fapbait Takaos left.
>>122172459
Yes. With 100% more rape now.
>>122172309
Express delivery from MS Paint.
>>122170593
Because the english text on the side is hiragana
>>122172082
Not cut-in monster.
>>122172477
>that Chikuma face
My dick is ready. I hope the new art is a major improvement.
>>122172486
It's not rape if I want it
>>122172564
Is too. She is a monster at cutting in on planes.
>>122172580
>Chikuma
>>122172580
You mean Chokai?
>>122169973
Daily reminder that anime TTK is a girl and Kancolle is anim/u/
>>122172611
Choukai, I jumble them.
RIP Team Anglerfish
Would you correct Haguro?
Would you still love your ships if she's vegetable?
>>122172695
Yes.
>>122172695
>*fun-sized
Of course I would.
>>122172549
Kongou is the biggest bully, this is why I hate her
>>122172666
You mean a good slap to the face to fix her shyness? No.
>>122171912
I do have a chuuni like imoutoor three to be exact.
>>122172157
Akatsuki >= Hibiki = Inazuma = Ikazuchi.
>>122172882
>Kiyoshimo
Cute, its like she doesn't even care what's going on and is just trying to get her surf on.
>>122172882
Who the hell is big enough to make a big splash like that?
>>122172882
>2DD 1CL 1CA
Shit composition, would not sortie.
>>122172597
Never said about AA cut-in. The usual cut-in.
>>122173058
>2 DD
You mean:
>1 DD, 1 PB, 1 CL, 1 CA
>>122169973
Stupid Gaijin, Why Playing Our Game?
>>122173035
Your obese shipfu.
>>122173058
At least the fleet is half best girls.
>>122173104
Haruna?
>>122172882
Is it normal to have a thing for heavy christmas cakes?
>>122172644
>GuP Fairies
Why is this not an official thing.
>>122172882
I wish the anime could manage to make battle scenes even half as dynamic and exciting as fanartists can come up with.
>>122173035
Some 51cm cannons?
>>122172644
> GuP fairies
Why is this not an official thing?
>>122173104
>obese
But my shipfu isn't Akagi.
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.14_[2015.03.05_11.23.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBSf33m.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.14_[2015.03.05_11.23.32].jpg")
I want to pinch her cheeks andirrumatiothe hell out of her.
Kaiten subs when? Gotta give two to KTKM if those come out.
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.19_[2015.01.21_19.57.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jABthlb.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.19_[2015.01.21_19.57.09].jpg")
>>122173239
I can tell the staff put in a lot of love drawing kai 2 Poi, too bad for her short screen time.
>>122173318
Too bad the CG staff didn't give two shits.
Round 2. Gotta keep them resources flowing.
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.20_[2015.03.07_02.12.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cNDBHSn.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.20_[2015.03.07_02.12.58].jpg")
>>122173579
I think the gradient hair makes it impossible to look good in motion.
>>122173590
What exactly are you trying to do?
>>122173590
You're trying too hard.
>>122172082
Her skirt is too short.
>>122173697
Send fleets on expeditions, use main fleet to complete dailies and try to clear world 2 / see if I can get any good drops and level ships. By the time I'm finished, I should break even with resources.
>>122173750
I had nothing to do for the entire day, anon.
>>122173194
Akagi isn't obese, she's just a healthy eater.
>>122173875
What a bitch, why is she bothering RJ at all?
>>122173927
because she is flat
>>122174051
Kaga is Justice
>>122173927
Misuse of precious Bauxite.
>>122173759
No, YOUR skirt's too short.
Treat your ships well anon
>>122174051
Cowga
>>122174051
Need moar Kaga
>>122174112
My skirt actually reaches my knees
>>122174152
>showing your ankles and calves
>>122174175
ISIS please.
>til Fubuki means blizzard
Oh shit that's a badass name
>>122174175
ISIS pls
>>122174261
TL note: Yuki means snow.
>>122174261
Wait til you find out what some of the other ship names mean.
>>122174310
Uterus?
Now that's some Murakumo upgrade.
>>122174261
SHIROKU
SHIROKU
WHOOOBUKIII NO YOU NAAA
>>122174147
>>122174238
Fukou dawa
>>122174346
Too cute. It doesn't suit her.
>>122174396
>that face
Soon.
Since Kancolle seems to be going through the Axis boats before anything else, we'll probably get Italian and Finnish ships before American ships.
>>122174429
Hey, fuck nya.
>>122174396
>dat kaga
saved
I think I need help.
>>122174523
What face?
>>122174396
Why RJ is even here? Shoo shoo
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.54_[2015.03.05_11.11.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I7xLUyJ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.54_[2015.03.05_11.11.59].jpg")
KTKM sama, we mustn't.
Which female admiral is the best?
>>122174646
Tatsuta and Katori have a little fight over which one of them gets to punish the admiral. Who wins?
>>122174764
The one that has seen real combat.
>>122174764
TTK
>>122174764
Not sure how to feel about Tatsuta, I love her design but she's a scary girl, just hearing her voice gives me the chills, what do I do?
So there's going to be a training montage for Fubuki to reach level 20 next week?
>>122174113
;_;
>>122174113
I will, anon. I will.
I know I should not be reminded, but shit happens and I...forget, for lack of a better term atm. Thank you for the reminder.
Kudos to the artist.
>fuck krapcolle
ayyy
>>122174926
Mutsuki will die for whobuki's powerup.
>>122174926
They won't bother with a Kai upgrade, it's gonna be Kai2.
>>122174926
God I hope so, the first one was pretty great.
>>122175003
Admiral just said normal kai, and Fubuki's second one is at 70 whereas Poi's is 55. That would be silly.
I'm curious about our pairing statistics so far, so I tried researching pixiv tags. Kancolle has no designated main character (unless you go self-insert and make Teitoku your MC), so there are so many pairing variations among the characters themselves that it's hard to count them all, many of them don't even have pixiv tags (or even tagged), and that's not even counting crack.
But if we go with just the stuff that got pairing tags, our top ten pixiv pairing so far would be:
1. Akagi x Kaga
2. Kitakami x Ooi
3. Tenryuu x Tatsuta
4. Suzuya x Kumano
5. Nagato x Mutsu
6. Kaga x Zuikaku
7. Yuudachi x Shigure
8. Shimakaze x Amatsukaze
9. Shimakaze x Yukikaze
10. Ise x Hyuuga
Shipgirl with the highest number of yuri fanart: Kaga
Shipgirl with the highest number of pairings: Shimakaze (this girl is seriously paired with so many ships for whatever reason)
Aside from those pairings there are many many MANY more minor pairings that pixiv seems to prefer more than pairing them with others. Notable examples include:
Akatsuki x Hibiki
Kongou x Haruna
Furutaka x Aoba
Kagerou x Shiranui
Maya x Choukai
Kiso x Maruyu
Yuubari x Samidare
Ashigara x Nachi
Chitose x Chiyoda
Atago x Takao
Mogami x Mikuma
Tone x Chikuma
Bismarck x Prinz Eugen
..and many others. I haven't really learned everything about Kancolle's history yet, so I don't know why there are pairings that are not sister ships with quite a number of fanarts.
MUSASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>122175054
It's animeshit, they'll find a way.
Best senpai.
Will diomedea kill any other kanmusu?
>>122174113
>made Akebono my shipfu and is my highest level kanmusu so far
>playing 2-2 late at night and was drowsy as fuck
>bono is brought down to red
>accidentally click proceed instead of return to port
>proceeds to boss node
>awww fuck RNGesus-sama please not my waifu
>barely survives but everyone got out mostly intact
>in my joy i literally kissed the screen
>she still calls me a kuso teitoku
Am I an autistic kuso teitoku /a/?
>>122173875
Gluttony is a sin, Akagi.
>>122175054
Yamato had her cannons appear out of nowhere.
>>122175068
Your notable examples are hardly 'notable'. It's mostly sister ships.
>>122175103
You clicked proceed, you are a kuso.You could have refreshed before you clicked a formation and gone back to port. It is a recognized feature that they don't penalize you for unless you abuse it frequently.
>>122175103
That's how the game is meant to be played. They are your girls and you have to be there with them.
>>122175103
You know if you misclick you can alt+f4 and the game counts it as a disconnect and sends them all back to port in their current state.
>>122175068
Yes, and? We don't care.
>>122175054
I'm inclined to agree since Yuudachi had to glow like a pokemon to be ready for a kai 2, but this anime was already stupid enough to contradict itself in the same episode back in 3 with the energy shield bullshit so who knows what direction they're going. It'd be equally silly to make such a big deal out of a regular kai.
>>122175103
>caring about Akebono
>not sinking her on purpose
>not sending Akebono and Naka to their deaths daily
>>122175200
>>122175156
It was like my 2nd day of playing the game. I'm also enough of a scrub to get stuck on 2-4 with a with less than 1k steel.
>>122175260
2-4 is the first real hurdle. Don't worry too much about getting stuck there, it is one of the first maps where many TTKs would shamelessly subcheese their way through.
>>122174400
Don't forget to do your weekly LSC!
>>122175308
Who threw ice cream at her?
How horrifying.
>>122175248
Truly more kuso than
>>122175103
At least try to use your Nakas to modernize other boats. Akebono is just a hurt soul who needs love and care.
>>122175260
Haven't even cleared 2-3 yet, what are you doing? I'm just running 2-1, 2-2, etc.
>>122175098
>Best senpai
Reminder that female admirals are the only good ones.
>>122175343
I don't know but I think I will buy some ice cream today.
>>122175364
>Akebono is just a hurt soul who needs love and care.
No, she's an absolute cunt and that's it. None of her lines, even her marriage, ever shows signs she isn't a cunt.
>>122175397
>can't even command to save anyone
>good
>>122175407
Her Valentine's line was kinda nice.
>>122175364
I just take Akebono out whenever i need to kill transports for dailies or PVP nowadays
>>122175364
>>122175284
Hard to subcheese with only two subs. And steel is a problem for me because I keep sending 2CV 2BB 2CA fleet at 2-4 and the repair cost always keeps my steel at the red
>>122175407
I'm a masochist
>>122174544
why depth charges on a sub?
>>122175471
Why not?
>>122175335
Been out of LSC hell for 4 months miss gas leak.
>>122175462
>Hard to subcheese with only two subs.
People would do 2-4 with literally a single sub because you have a moderate chance of not taking damage and if you do more than twice the damage the enemy does you get a B victory which is all you need.
I sent Iku and Imuya into 2-4 recently for some reason and pulled a B victory on the boss node for no apparent reason but I think I had the turbines from Amatsukaze on them so there may have been that helping me too.
The point is, the sub is cheap in resources and fast to repair, all you need is a B victory so you can try over and over for a fraction of the cost of sending full fleets in.
