Bat all the way, can we make this a heartunderblade thread?
monkey is so lewd
Monkey wouldn't do that to crab. She just gently walked his dick home.
Sister I can see only getting felt up because SOMEHOW she is still a virgin. Monkey... I can't see any other possibility other than the best lesbian blowjob ever.
Hitagis got to get some action too, right?
She claims to be a virgin but as well all know she's probably to dumb to even know what that means.
You're sick. I wouldn't even Karen in 2D. Look at this girafe and tell me you want to fuck that, you zoophile.
Do you think Hitagi's light touch of insanity (no doubt from her mother) makes her cute? It personally makes me want to fuck some sense into her. I don't know why I find it sexy. It's probably not healthy.
He created to her? You must take charge of their creation.
It hurts to try and contain my laughter
I wouldn't not hit it.
But I'd rather do monkey. But I'd rather rather do both.
>make thread attempting to compare cat and bat
>devolves into thread about crab and whether bee is fuckable or not
How the hell am I supposed to talk to a girl about current world events if she can't understand? Just being around her would be annoying. I have no idea what the appeal is of dumb girls.
Are we getting distracted from the Titties? What are we, homo?
I guess in all fairness we're being distracted by pussy. I think Monogatari threads make Anon a little more alpha everytime they happen.
I know exactly what you mean. It's like you're babysitting a blowup doll. Intelligence is sexy.
But she does it anyways because she's a bro.
And Rararagi did not give express permission to bone them.
It was kinda implied though. I'm pretty sure.
She looks retarded there.
I think we need some monkey to slap some sense into her.
because it's pointless as fuck? people who act like they're hot shit because they spend so much time worrying about current events they make absolutely no effort to influence need to die.
I'd rather have a deep conversation personally.
But if they're someone who has never questioned the values and principles of life that they grew up with... I just find it a little sad, you know? It's like they can't think for themselves.
Because it's hard to self insert into just lesbian porn.
And Kanbaru is always ready to help a bro out.
Lesbians are angels sent from heaven to make threesome dreams come true. I will always love them, on or off a dick.
Duh. I'd fuck it. He makes me so gay.
Yes. I agree completely.
They generally swing both ways. Often.