I'd like to ________ a 2D tomboy.
>>121186749
>marry
>>121186749
go full Israel on the Palestine of a pussy of
>Impregnate
>Marry
>Have children with
>Die of old age with
>raise a happy family with
Impregnate
>>121186749
Impregnate.
I'd like to have heterosexual anal sex with a strap-on dildo with a 2D tomboy.
>>121186749
be
>>121186749
Be.
>>121186749
Force a dress and makeup on
>>121186955
it doesn't hurt when a perfect scenario only exists in 2D and we will never achieve 2D anyways.
Never forget.
Befriend.Put a ring on.
>>121186749
gently court
>>121187095
I want this so bad. ;_;
>>121187095
>elf
Too far
be cool friends with
>>121186749
trick her into thinking I liked her so she gets dressed up and puts on makeup for the first time and then laugh with my real waifu when she shows up
Introduce vidya to
Yo buddy, nanomachines, fun shit like that.
>>121186749
Watch her get tricked by that one anon to get dressed up and put make up on for the first time because she thinks he likes her, then beat the shit out of him and rape his waifu in front of his face because they laughed.
Impregnate.
>>121187076
yes.
kissu
>>121187311
You're going to have to link me that anon.
>>121186749
Perform a Rutherford scattering experiment with
>>121186749
lick the abs of
genderbend
open up emotionally to
>>121186749
>post-work out
>drinking coca-cola
oh wow
It's like she wants to ruin her body.
>>121187311
>reverse image search does nothing
Kill me
>>121186749Anal.
Paint green.
>>121186749
I'd like to wrestle a 2D tomboy.
>>121187645
>not getting quick carbs after a hard training
It's like you want to avoid gains.
>>121187856
>carbing it up with soda, which is loaded with artificial sugars
>not eating oats and grains
>Get fit with
Is is too much to ask for a cute tomboy to train with?
Fuck this gay earth.
>>121187913
>not eating dick
>>121186749
>hang out with
They seem pretty chill generally.
wrestle
>>121187796
Super Green?
>>121186749
>kill and burn body of
>>121188018
Some tomboys are cold-blooded killers, anon. You might end up seeing your waifu's severed head on a pole with a bomb shoved into her mouth the next time you wake up, anon.
>>121188018
I will not allow it.
You will have to fight me first.
>>121188109
I don't have waifu or family to kill, so yeah, good luck with that.
>>121188160
>I don't have waifu
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>>121188160
>I don't have a waifu
So you're already dead on the inside?
You've made a tomboy cry.
What do?
>>121188471
Cry with her.
>>121188471
Run for my life because she'll beat me up.
>>121188471
Wonder what kind of human being have i become
>>121188471
Just walk away. I'll just make things worse if I stick around.
>>121186749
ask why she is wearing a bra when she clearly doesn't need one
>>121188471
Tell her that I'm sure we'll conceive next time and that tonight I'll try my best to give her the child she desperately wants.
marry
>>121188471
Stop caring because that isn't Sakaki.
>>121188471
Smile and hug her because they're tears of joy.
LIFT with
chu
>>121188471
Big girls don't cry.
>>121186749
Changeit into a real girly girl and not a stupid tomboy
>>121186749
beat up
>>121189821
Go back to the gatari thread.
>>121188574
That entire game was an exercise in frustration.
>>121186749
Smell her feet
