Considering most of the kings summoned are failures would Machiavelli be a pretty good servant to summon?.
What he's going to do
Talk the enemy to death?
>Machiavelli
>Not a failure
Why not summon the Easter Bunny? He would be a good Assassin.
>>121066412
Machiavelli was a fan of democracy who wrote "The Prince" after the Medicis broke his arms and threw him in prison.
>>121067113
Why does a rabbit give out eggs?
>>121067174
Maybe he enslaves magical chocolate birds.
>>121067165
If his arms were broken how did he write?
>>121067223
He took 13 years to make the book nigga
>>121067083
Elaborate
>>121066412
>noble phantasm: the dildo shaped after Il Valentino's dick with which he pleasured himself in the long lonely nights of his exile
>>121067174
The original myth had the Easter Bunny handing out Incendiary and Anti-tank Grenades to all the little boys and girls but somewhere along the way people apparently had problems with rabbits developing grenade technology and made them the more realistic "eggs"
>>121067303
3/10 made me think for more than 1 second because I'm retarded.
>>121067497
What would I have gotten if it took you less than one second to think?
Why hasn't anyone summoned Santa Claus?
>>121067643
>Winning the war in one night
There'd be no story. Santa wins long before the night is even over.
>>121067643
Why hasn't anyone summoned hitler?
>>121066412
>Machiavelli
>not Savonarola as Caster
>>121067764
Why has nobody summoned Reagan?
>>121067223
Very slowly.
>Not summoning Cesare Borgia
>>121067780
>Savonarola
>not Giovanni dalle Bande Nere as Rider
>>121067281
Not >>121067083, but I think he meant his complete incompetence in military matters. He was a top notch analyst, but failed hard in battle.
>>121067023
Nah, making them kill each other, just as the last collapses Machiavelli comes around claiming victory, founding a republic or two on the way.
>>121068072
>making way for a signoria or two on the way.
fixed, Macchiavelli was a good historian but a complete failure politics-wise
>>121066412
is that dude linus techtips
>>121068163
His greatest ambition in life was getting his desk job back.
>>121067643
Because his NPs would be broken as all hell. He might even get a RM.
>>121066412
>>121067982
>summoning a guy whose longest lasting achievement was being the son of the pope
>>121068546cuck
Anyone got that official pic of a bunch of historical figures and what types of servants they'd be? Like Shakespeare and Jack the Ripper were two of them, I remember. Oh and Caesar.
