How do I fuck an anime?
Remove mirrors, buy things without looking at people, avoid ever seeing 3d online, surround yourself with 2d, constantly imagine being 2d and talking to 2d, gain the heart of a 2d, feel it, know it, then you may fuck an anime.
Lucid dreaming and tulpa. Have fun,don't scar yourself too much.
>>120853576
Just jam your dick into the monitor
>>120853576
You put your pOnOs into its vagOO
Hammer chisel through TV, insert genitals.
>>120853576
Allow Funimation to dub it.
>>120854466
tuplas are still a thing? I haven't heard about those things since the pony shit two years ago.Any new/interesting stories?
Post about it on /a/ every fucking waking hour of your life. Tell us more. Always tell us.
>>120854604
ooooooooooooh shiiiit. Sick burn bro
>>120854466
I get really nervous whenever I have a conversation my waifu because I'm scared I will accidentally create a tulpa.
>>120854902
>conversation my waifu
How do you talk to her if she isn't real? I don't get it; are you just talking at a picture?
>>120856056
A daki but yeah, and you can imagine what they would say back. It's pretty much just talking to myself but it's way more comforting. And thinking about what they would say lets you understand them better.
>>120856427
Do you talk out loud, or only in your mind?
>>120856732
Out loud. how else would she hear you?
>>120856732
It feels better to actually talk out loud, but I hate my voice (as it is not that of a japanese girl) so I go back and forth.
>>120854902
Why would you be scared of creating a tulpa? Tulpas aren't inherently harmful.
>>120854902
>accidentally create a tulpa
Not possible. Don't believe the lies that it's possible. At the very most, you could accidentally make a mental servitor.
>>120856974
Because I'm easily scared of my imagination (I still often sleep with a light on), I wouldn't do well losing my grasp on reality. I like being in control of my delusions.
>>120857044
Well thanks, that makes me feel a little more relaxed.
>>120857268
It's not like tulpas are a bad thing in any sense (that is, unless you do it wrong, believe the ghost stories, and lie to yourself that it's real when it isn't). I mean, this whole process, due to its mental nature, is highly dependent on preconceived notions about tulpas. If you think that tulpas can become these boogeymen that end up yelling at you 24/7 or whatever, then you might cause that to happen. But that's not a tulpa.
>>120857367
Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying, I can't help but think of the spooky shit, and I'd have a lot of trouble believing it's not real. I have the emotional toughness of a 9 year old girl,I couldn't even get more than hour into Saya no Uta because it scared me so much.
But I guess I should correct myself and say "...because I'm scared I will accidentally become completely schizophrenic" instead.
>>120857548
Schizophrenia is something you're born with. You can't give yourself schizophrenia.
If you just read the old guides, the ones where it takes 100+ hours of hard concentration before the tulpa can actually talk back to you, then you should be fine. Just separate the idea of those spooky stories of just kids playing around and telling fish tales about their fake "tulpas" to others with the idea of real tulpas, which take time, effort, and extended concentration to make.
