Alright, it's time for a 2chan thread, so now, i have helped compile some threads from there, please feel free to go and don't forget to bring something interesting back!
Yuri - http://zip.2chan.net/7/futaba.htm
Yaoi - http://zip.2chan.net/8/futaba.htm
Applications - http://dec.2chan.net/up/up.htm
Figurines - http://dat.2chan.net/v/futaba.htm
Oekaki - http://zip.2chan.net/p/futaba.htm
Eroge - http://zip.2chan.net/5/enter.html
Animals - http://dat.2chan.net/d/futaba.htm
Japanese /g/ - http://zip.2chan.net/3/futaba.htm
Last but certainly not least,
Food - http://dat.2chan.net/t/futaba.htm
Sidenote, i couldn't find their アニメ board, so here's the 2ch one, http://mastiff.2ch.net/anime/
You're welcome, /a/
>>120411249
Its more fun when you don't list the translation of the boards.
>>120411298
Hey i'm trying to help here.
A classic.
>>120411314
>Hey i'm trying to help here.
Next time try to use google to search for futaba english navigator.Baka.
where is catalog
>>120411249
Interesting mouse.
>>120411350
I don't get how it works.
>>120411375
be less new and you'll find it
>>120411372
Implying I'm an idiot for using my own japanese knowledge.
>>120411388
You go to 2chan find something weird then bring it back
>>120411417
>Implying I'm an idiot
I didn't imply anything anon. I flat out called you stupid.
>>120411423
Not that you stupid fuck, the pussy strap on, so do you put it on your ass and fuck? Or do you put it on your penis and for some reason fuck?
>>120411423
I think he means the pussy strap-on, not the thread.
>>120411408
fuck you faggot I found it
guess where I am
>>120411472
Mecha furry?
気持ち悪い
>>120411249
>>120411432
Alright, how egoistic do you feel now, have i fed your egoism, oh you're the weebest shit alive, i totally cannot match your competence in the japanese diction.
>>120411530
>>120411554
It looks like it's shedding it's skin to renew itself.
I like how the japanese also enjoy the same things in life.
>>120411621
Why wouldn't they?
>>120411249
The "currently airing anime" board is hosted offsite.
>>120411546
What the hell are you talking about?
>welcome to Japan, home to self-loathing and suicide
>>120411679
Is that Filthy Frank?
>>120411679
It's just like my home
ｗ
>>120411249
>http://zip.2chan.net/7/res/185263.htm
kek
>>120411650
That's just the live-watching board. If you want discussion of anime, go to nijiura may, it's probably the closest you'll get to /a/ even though there's lots of non-anime content.
>>120411554
Japs eat eagles? Do they think it will make them as strong as Americans?
>>120411746
>Note: This is what Americans actually believe.
I think I found my new steam avatar.
＞Ｗｈｙ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｍａｉｎ ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒ ｂｌａｃｋ？
B-But /a/, you said Japan has shit taste!
>>120411745
What exactly is this supposed to be?
what the fuck is this shit
Axis Power lives on
Damn son
I think I found a meme guys
>>120411825
I guess you found the kancolle board too huh?
Seems pretty similar to our /g/
Cute!
>>120411249
what is the our /a/ equivalent there
>>120411850
Go search up Nanchiyari, maybe it'll come up with something.
>>120411982
>http://zip.2chan.net/7/futaba.htm
>>120411977
Japan sure knows best girls.
>>120411982
>>120412000
Yuri without much nudes, how is that possible?
It is a mystery.
>>120411982
http://may.2chan.net/b/futaba.htm
Great. The drawfags will copy this trend.
I wonder what this is supposed to represent?
>>120412056
nice try
>>120412075
Your future housein america
>>120412036
this is why I was thinking about, yuri with just stuff like Sakura Trick
>>120411982
http://dat.2chan.net/img2/futaba.htm
>>120412098
DELETE THIS.
Seriously, anon, otherwise you'll get banned, this is a SFW board
I just want to help you
>>120412000
thank you but it's strange... I thought that was a place to talk about all anime not just yuri in there
http://jun.2chan.net/b/res/20089394.htm
Ahegao thread
Fuck yeah!
Don't you just want to become an animator now?
Answer?
>>120411458
Where is it, then?
JACKPOT!
http://jul.2chan.net/may/b/src/1422277839779.gif
>>120412134
>DELETE THIS.
Nigga you slow as fuck. He's probably taking a three day retirement right now.
>>120412134
Luckily i saved the pic, before he deleted it.
>>120412096
What? may is where you generally find the fastest moving anime discussion threads. Use the catalog.
![[kdfss] Nourin - 02 [720p-Hi10P].mkv_snapshot_03.36_[2014.05.07_18.53.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/rWt73CG.jpg "[kdfss] Nourin - 02 [720p-Hi10P].mkv_snapshot_03.36_[2014.05.07_18.53.41].png")
>>120411249
>spoonfeeding the boards
That sucks the fun out of it.
>>120412161
over 9000
>>120412147
That's they /u/.
>>120412133
>http://dat.2chan.net/img2/futaba.htm
thank you I guess this is the most similar
>>120412170
Haven't seen that onein years. Get with the times, anon.
>>120412155
From animators all the way up to directors, I guess you really gonna fucking love your job to keep your head up in that industry.
should we?
>>120412170
>>120412225
No wonder i've seen that before somewhere.
>>120411249
funny thing is that they dont post too much... maybe 2chan is not as great as years ago or just another board take the lead
>>120412241
Clitoris inflation?
>>120412191
Still no mention of their /a/.
Alert [s4s], I have just discovered a new meme
>>120412282
>new meme
Where?
>>120412254
I was just about to post that
>>120412025
Oh god, I never wanted a daki before, b-but this one...
>>120412282
>new
It has been around for years
http://jul.2chan.net/may/b/src/1422279449331.gif
look what i found
>>120412282
Their memes tend to be jank as fuck, remaining for years while the lifespan of our memes tend to be less than six months. Sometimes less than a week.
>>120412282
>>120412331
To begin with, that's not even a meme. It just auto-fills your post every time you post a blank, textless, post.
>>120412191
People are gonna use the english navigator anyway.
So they love new Doronjo, huh?
TL: "Koreans again?!"
It seems they have a vast assortment of reaction images for this.
http://dec.2chan.net/59/res/127952.htm
hahahha
>>120412282
Lurk more, dumbass. As in over a year.
What would the nips do if we linked this thread on their board?
Have fun!
can someone explain this?
>>120412400
It's their "/pol/ is always right"
>>120412390
Useless korea. It means
>>120412431
The same as always?
>>120412042
Breakwater.
>>120412431
they won't care
also, we've had countless threads like this even during the moot era.
>>120412471
>even during the moot era
Will the pain ever go away?
Do you think 2chan has threads where they come here?
>>120412461
>For us, the important point for OS is EROTIC Games.
>We don't care about Freedom.
Fucking nips.
>>120412431
It's annoying when we do it too often
>Iowa class and North Carolina class 16" guns could penetrate the heaviest armor on the Yamato. Spare guns from the Yamato class were tested against Iowa class armor. Yamato's guns could not penetrate.
信濃の装甲板に近距離から16インチ砲の射撃テストしたって
話は聞いた事あるけど後半の予備の46cm砲の下りって本当？
>>120412497
>implying they're not here right now
>>120412447
Isn't it
NO! Korea!
>>120412431
>>120412497
>>120412497
There's a Japan blog that discusses 4chan threads, if you look hard enough.
>>120412522
>>120412530
>>120412497
>>120412530
http://cgi.2chan.net/i/res/48609.htm
面白い
>>120412461
Huh, so they use the word board (板) for board.
I find this more interesting than I should.
>>120412522
too wordy, this rustles more jimmies
>>120411849
The kanji on their foreheads say winter and spring. General Winter is a pretty common way to anthropomorphize winter and the kanji for spring is sometimes associated with prostitution.
>>120412200
It has a startling amount of dicks for a yuri board. Also the japs just can't let go of Marimite, can they?
>>120412522
>>120412605
Epic raidfags are here, time to abandon ship.
I think they're saying gaijins have shit taste but I can't be too sure
http://dat.2chan.net/img2/res/1274270.htm
>>120412184
>not using 4chanx to see dead posts.
I wonder how many nippons actually know at least basic english
>>120411249
Since this thread is old, I will disappear soon.
Kita ━━━ (° ∀ °) ━━--━ !!
Um, okay?
http://zip.2chan.net/32/3.htm
trap board
>>120412729
Narikiri board to be more specific
>they have a drawfag board, not drawfag threads
why live?
>>120412693
They know more about basic English than the average American knows basic Japanese. Or basic English.
>>120412763
every board is a drawfag board if you try hard enough
>>120412431
>>120412497
2chan is something
>>120412753
http://nov.2chan.net/34/futaba.htm0
Narikiri is here, anon. And it's a lot more pleasant.
>>120412170
Is that a tub full of laxatives?
Do they still use XP in Japan? Granted, this board I'm on is slower than molasses and the post date is from 2009, but still.
>>120412763
Probably because more people know how to draw than us
>>120411745
Spring and winter enjoying a nice bath together. I think.
Reminder that in Japan, unless you're thin and effeminate, you're gay as fuck.
>DEEP DARK FANTASY
現在7位
Population 8897539
Revenues -2147483648 €
Unemployment 0 %
Transport 100 %
Crime rate 0 %
Pollution 0 %
>>120412838
Fucking nips, read date that wrong. Why do they have to use the ISO standard date format and not superior American date formats. But still,
>2014
>XP
mmm yeah
>they still have Lucky Star threads
>Lucky Star was almost 8 years ago
>>120412605
I wish people would quite posting that shitty shoop.
Every board except their /b/ is basically dead, or equivalent to our slowest boards. There's no point in visiting.
>>120412912
Remember,
>>120412514
>>120412954
>the only way a katana can break a broadsword is if it transforms into another broadsword in mid-swing
>>120412954
>>120412605
>welt der wunder
You're just pretending to be retarded, right?
>>120412973
>underestimating the power of spirit-blessed nipponese steel
>>120412497
yes
>>120412605
>>120412954
they're from the same video
the first one got edited and replaced with west sword vs west sword
>>120411679
>>120411697
>>120412975
>You're just pretending to be retarded, right?
>>120412995
>underestimating the power of spirit-blessed nipponese steel
>>120411846
>Shinzo Abe
My sides
>>120412569
>http://cgi.2chan.net/i/res/48609.htm
>vivian shit
2chan confirmed for faggots
>>120412996
reminds me of indo vs china not too long ago
This is one ghetto-ass lightbox.
>Best girl
>Fuck you
>Let's leave at that
And that is how you stop shit threads from spreading. Too bad on 4chan, anon's autism
ignites like an Indian going on about "what you say to me bitch"?!
>>120412942
>we still have Lucky Star threads
>Lucky Star was almost 8 years ago
>>120413033
I was expecting him to whack some water bottles there with his katana for a moment.
>>120412996
>YOU are cockroach
>Cockroach survive nukes
>you servive
He's got a point.
>>120413072
Futaba's shitpost threads routinely reach 1000+ posts, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Every single time someone makes a thread about posting on 4chan on futaba everyone bitches about their thread/posts getting deleted. We have draconian moderation compared to futaba.
>>120411846
>>120413095
That isn't a valid argument though.
>>120413098
Not to mention our shitty captcha.
>>120413104
It's a good retort.
>>120413095
Why don't we drop a nuke on Korea and see if they're not cockroaches themselves. Just to be sure.
>>120412996
>No, anon, YOU are the cockroach.
>>120413151
Hi Japan
>>120413151
Do it faggot.
>>120413098
>you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
No I don't but they averted disaster and handled that pretty well.
Oh baby.
linux thread:
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/309860255.htm
>>120411249
I wonder if their /an/ has indoor/outdoor bitching threads and TAKE IT TO A VET as well. If only I could read japanese.
>>120412670
OP is a list of the best anime of all time according to some random western article written by a guy who admits he's only been watching anime for two years and that he's just writing his personal taste.
Obviously, they take it to be representative of the western tastes and proceed to compare and criticize.
>>120413187
Are those dolls? Because if they are, congratulations to Japan on finally climbing out of the uncanny valley.
>>120413215
Wow
>>120412996
Japs even getting rekt by koreans
damn
>>120413378
I think i've found a new fetish
Godammit 7+1chan.
>>120413408
Wtf am I looking at?
And why do I have a feeling it's a vagina turn inside out.
>>120413429
I'm not sure if it's more likely that that person is retarded or just pretending to be retarded.
>>120413326
>implying it's not one poster replying to himself using Hola VPN
What the actual fuck. I think I wandered into the Guro board.
I have the weirdest boner right now
>>120413497
Pretty tame compared to some of the shit I've seen on there.
i want to know what this and the muscovy duck thread is talking about
Where's their /m/?
>>120413521
Does it look anything like whats in your picture?
>>120413552
>>120413232
I've seen once a similar thread where they commented the top ranking of MAL.
They were all baffled at how high gintama is. And they also thought that Infinite Stratos was underappreciated.
kuma kawaiii
>>120413626
Gintama isn't a flop in Japan, is it?
>>120413626
>Infinite Stratos was underappreciated
Fucking shit taste, man.
>>120413485
is this a maymay or something?
>>120413497
This is what this site has come to now? In the old days we'd post guro threads just to keep the newfags away. And we'd fap to it and like it.
>>120413521
Would you a gooeyduck?
>>120413552
Probably usagijima, an island populated only by rabbits.
After going through all their /an/ threads, I can conclude that there are no ugly dogs in Japan, apparently. I've never seen so many spitzes and to be honest I'm jelly as fuk.
>>120413604
Well you must admit it, that pig got some balls.
>>120413695
There is no such thing as an ugly dog.
>>120413687
>island populated only by rabbits
Goodbye life savings, hello rabbit island.
>>120413731
Regular rabbits, anon, not bunnygirls.It hurts, I know.
>>120413695
spitz is best dog
Almost all the rest are just artificial inbreed monstrosities that shouldn't even exist.
Do they have an extension so browsing can be a little bit easier?
>No catalog
>>120413731
What are their natural predators? Overpopulation and starvation?
>>120413568
http://zip.2chan.net/2/futaba.htm
>>120413722
Some put in a pretty good effort....
>>120413731
Pat from two best friends play went there apparently it's adorable.
why don't they quote posts like other chans?
Don't you「believe」 in Ito threads 2.ch?
>>120413774
>No catalog
Newfriend detected. Time to get out of best board, crossboarder.
>>120413774
No, but I kind of like it this way.
It's been a while since I've been able to load a site fine without any scripts.
>>120413765
Fuck man, I'm happy even just with rabbits. Rabbits can't laugh at me, they can only be cute and adorable and provide warm hugs. You could just lie down in rabbits and be happy forever.
>>120413722
Found some tiny giganigga roach miniatures.
>>120413774
>>120413834
You do realize they had a catalog before we did, right?
>>120411729
Where is their live-watching board?
>>120413821
Sure, we had some all throughout the day yesterday, bruh.
>>120413856
>>120413793
Are you kidding me? Its fucking adorable it looks like an elephant hybrid, the face is perfectly formed and it looks like a genuinely happy mutt.
Not ugly at all to me, you can do better than this.
>>120413793
>>120413856
The hell is this?
>>120413793
>>120413856
Oh, shit, it's real, what the fuck.
>>120413774
>no catalog
there's a catalog, but it is useless cause it only shows OP's image and the number of replies and images but not the post or the subject of the thread
>>120413786
Murrican export right here.
>>120413856
Wat?
>>120413899
>Being new
>>120413868
>Bruh
Which board are you two from?
>>120413812
>e-celeb faggots share the same board with you
Threadly reminder to get Rikaichan for firefox/palemoon to read moonrunes.
>>120413731
I can't remember, but I think there was a specific reason they put rabbits on that island, as it was abandoned otherwise. Might have been a scientific test or monitoring radiation. You should probably double check.
>>120413774
I know, their site is pretty ugly. Hasn't changed in years.
I still don't get their format. They have a board, and then they have the same but with underside character on the title. Like the other side of a disk?
>>120413856
>chibi bighead dog
It's like a living cartoon
>>120413923
>not aware of a certain species/mutation of dog
>somehow related to /a/ culture
トレス疑惑
>>120413821
But that's Umezu.
>>120413947
>I know, their site is pretty ugly.
Holy shit. And here's another crossboarding motherfucker who needs a moonrune translator who isn't aware of 2chan's catalog.
Jesus fuck. Lurk more.
>>120413994
The art styles are strikingly similar but, you might be right.
I wonder if 2chan raids us the way we raid them.
>>120413893
Short-spine syndrome. Happens in horses, too.
>>120414060
Its kind of cute in its own ways.
>>120414057
>raid
Fuck off
