Moot is now dead and the MC of the last anime you watched is the new 4chan's owner.
How fucked are we?
>>119375051
>shinji
we're fucked
Not far enough in to really say
>>119375126
>Shinji stops maintaining the site because he can't deal with the pressure and runs off for a week
>>119375126
boned
Tomoko
>>119375051
>Kanie Seiya
Are we fucked?
>>119375051
>Pico
Nothing changes.
>>119375177
and when he comes back he masturbates over moot's dead body and realized that this site is so fucked up. In the meantime Rei becomes mod.
That is the story of Gayon 4chin Evangelion: You can (not) shitpost
Did Moot kill/pol/ for fun?
I haven't been paying that much attention
>>119375051
Ange
Pretty sure she'd either shitpost or pull the plug
>Kanie
Everything went better than expected.
>>119375249
Yeah, but /pol/ had it coming
Just like the Gypsies
>Arararagi
I don't think he'd give enough of a fuck to manage the site so it'd probably just die and rot.
>Jesus Yamato
I don't think mr STOP FIGHTING will handle the shitposting well
>>119375235
Rei would make a perfect mod, actually.
>>119375249
Like Sodom and Gamorrah, they overstepped the boundaries of mercy.
>Danna ga Nani wo itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
>Kaoru-tan
Either her husband takes over and we're saved, or she pulls the plug/sells out for major income.
>>119375051
ep 3.
You tell me.
![[EG]Turn-A_Gundam_07_V2[329D7084].mkv_snapshot_11.05_[2015.01.05_19.46.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vk5Lty2.jpg "[EG]Turn-A_Gundam_07_V2[329D7084].mkv_snapshot_11.05_[2015.01.05_19.46.51].jpg")
>Laura
yunocchi
she would probably have no idea what to do and leave everything to the unpaid dogs
>cromartie
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>119375192
He makes it efficient as fuck and increases the amount of users.
>>119375338
How did they overstep?
Just by being.degenerate?
>>119375051
>Durarara!!
Literally nothing changes.
>>119375249
/pol/ made fun of him for being a cuckold, and a cuck to a shitskin no less.
Edward Elric. I think 4chan is still going to be 4chan.
>>119375425
They found a private picture of moot masturbating butt naked and spammed it. And made fun of him for being NTR'd. So Moot brought down the hammer apparently.
>>119375277
Dem swimsuit anons.
Literally hell
>>119375302
His Strike Script Ban-dam fucks people over left and right. 4chan dies like the cesspit of hatred it is.
>>119375425
Well, first /pol/ is just a failed containment board
Then, they made fun of moots previous relationships
Then, they incited the gamergate shitstorm
And unlike /b/, they didn't do itfor the lulz, they where being dead fucking serious, in a gay way
>>119375287
>Implying he wouldnt make a pedo & loli board before it dies
>>119375051
>Psycho-Pass
Crime Coefficient, over 9000.
>>119375051
>Guts
Nothing changes for years.
>>119375486
No that pic isn't private.
/a/ has had it for years.
Fuck off.
>>119375486
>They found a private picture of moot masturbating butt naked and spammed it.
Nigga that's been around forever.
>ange
all boards are now /pol/ containment boards
>>119375192
Jackpot
>>119375529
Now that you mention it, is Sibyl or Akane the MC?
![[Taedium]_Akagi_-_01_[480p_DVD][Hi10p_H264_AC3][FD8294CA].mkv-0001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aa0iCgL.jpg "[Taedium]_Akagi_-_01_[480p_DVD][Hi10p_H264_AC3][FD8294CA].mkv-0001.jpg")
Akagi pushes the /a/ to the limit.
4chan keeps winning the mass but losing the normies. Normies are scared. 4chan plays chicken with FBI and NSA. NSA/FBI lose but is willing to take 4chan down. Akagi wont let it because he has backup plans and already saw through NSA/FBI. Femnazis join in to take 4chan down because Akagi doesn't give a shit about Femnazis. Akagi bitchslaps them. They go back crying and scared.
>>119375549
Sorry I don't give two shits about your board drama to bother checking my facts.
![267345[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8AISoX9.jpg "267345[1].jpg")
>>119375555
I for one welcome our new qtπ overlord.
>>119375051
I hope she let's us be.
>>119375051
Yuri Bears, I guess we can finally be little girls.
>>119375249
Ben Garrison made a blogpost calling moot the "CEO of Troll, Inc." and accusing him of being some sort of political rival that was inciting 4chan to bully him.
moot's response was to bully /pol/. Public opinion was overwhelmingly in support of the changes, so they've stayed and /pol/ has been a better place ever since.
>>119375509
And now, they are everywhere. And the fact of we talking about it on /a/ proves it.
This shit is like John Carpenter the thing. We don't know who is who around here anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t-919Ec9U
This is what i fucking feel after moot crashed the board. It let it out, "it" let it out!!!!
>Yuri kuma
/u/ is now the main board
/y/ and /cm/ are kill
>>119375555
>>119375634
woops didn't mean to quote
>>119375163
His favorite boards would be /s/, /hr/, /p/, and /gif/, perhaps /w/ as well.
Especially /s/.
>Amagi Brilliant Park
The hero we need, but don't deserve.
>>119375486
So what you're saying is, that you're new and can't place these events in their proper context.
All boards get deleted save for /m/.
Even then, only gundam threads will be allowed on /m/.
>>119375689
>Kayne West now owns a racist korean web comic forum
>>119375486
Isn't there a picture of moot fapping in the buff that's been around since before /pol/?
Oh shit
>Milky Holmes
Nothing changes.
>Space Cobra
Not fucked at all. Fuck Moot.
I honestly don't know. I mean, at least he grew some balls in the last episode but other than that I just don't know.
>>119375051
Tokimune can't be worse than moot at managing this place.
>>119375684
Thinking about it a bit more, he is impressionable, we would stand a worthwhile chance of swaying him in our favor, or at least open his mind to 2D.
![[Huzzah]_Hyouge_Mono_06_[0F79B85D].mkv_snapshot_18.29_[2015.01.05_00.47.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cfQXMN8.jpg "[Huzzah]_Hyouge_Mono_06_[0F79B85D].mkv_snapshot_18.29_[2015.01.05_00.47.54].jpg")
The era of aesthetic webdesign would begin.
Long may he reign
>Toaru Majutsu no Index
I think he'd get tired of saying "You aren't living you life correctly! I'll shatter that fucked up illusion of yours!"
>>119375811
What kind of aesthetic webdesign?
>ARC-V
The fun has just begun!
Nothing changes. I'll bet moot must feel pretty zetsubou all the time, too.
>>119375653
>/pol/ has been a better place ever since
You need a 4chan gold pass to talk about this anime.
![[HorribleSubs] Hunter X Hunter - 120 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.35_[2015.01.05_03.42.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aCMGN9V.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hunter X Hunter - 120 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.35_[2015.01.05_03.42.14].jpg")
Oh boy.
>>119375801
And now this anon: >>119375811
makes me realize that Aladdin would also redesign the site to look like crap for sure.
Whos the mc of baccano anyway?
Fuck it imma say isaac is.
>>119375706
I'm not new, I just don't care enough to really inquire as to why moot destroyed /pol/ other than the usual reasons that everyone is already aware of that /pol/ is a goddawful board. I don't even know HOW moot destroyed /pol/ in the first place and I don't really care how since last I checked the board is still there and still filled with retards. All I know is that /pol/acks won't stop shitting up other boards with their inane complaints about jews, niggers and kebab because moot "fucked things up."
4CHAN IS SAVED
4chan is saved
>>119375662
>like John Carpenter the thing
I'd say it's more like the Agents from Matrix.
I'm pretty sure the site would cease to exist for more than a week.
I'll warn you now, she doesn't know how to work the computer.
>>119375192
The mods already work for free, so yes.
>>119375983
I'm sure we'd all get pizza'd, especially with group CCs.
![[Ohys-Raws] Psycho-Pass 2 - 09 (CX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.48_[2014.12.04_20.32.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/nQrL45M.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Psycho-Pass 2 - 09 (CX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.48_[2014.12.04_20.32.46].png")
>>119375983
>>119375983
Pizza4shitpost
>>119375973
I've always considered Firo to be the main character, though there really isn't a correct answer.
>>119375051
This site is going places.
More money, more features.
>In other news the owner and administrator of the 4chan website has mysteriously disappeared and has yet to be found
>No one knows how the site continues to be maintained and supported
>"MAMOOOOO, the mean people from yotsuchan called me a fag again, nya!!!"
>Yuri Kuma Arashi
main board would be /u/
also, new board to discuss effective ways of killing bears
>>119375973
>imma
>>119376101
>firo
He was hardly even relevant to the story until the end
Okabe seems like he'd be one of those shitty reddit-type admins that would ban you for calling him or his girlfriend a faggot.
>>119375051
>Guts
Nothing because he'll never get off the boat.
Serial Experiments Lain
Oh shit
>>119376109
He buys reddit and remakes it in 4chan's image.
>>119375051
It couldn't be worse that what it is
>>119376197
All the more time to fix up moots mistakes
>>119376132
>MC
>akari
I mean, I love her and all but, she's far from main.
>>119376135
If she would whine, it would be to Luna or one of the other girls, at least until she gets used to it.
>>119376267
What the fuck are you saying anon... she is the mc.
>refuses to ban anyone
>forbids his mods to ban anyone
>absolutely despies the idea of ever banning anyone
>shitposters escalate the conflict; they begin attacking his home
>W.T Snacks returns after surviving the previous Shitstorm War
BAD END
>>119376267
NO BULLYING PLEASE
>>119375736
Whoa, why the hell is 8man handsome?
Yosuga no sora.
Hmmm. I guess /in/cest is a thing now.
>>119375980
Is it weird that I wanna fuck Kayne-sama? He's just... so...
>>119375287
>sexual degeneracy run rampart on 4chan
>new golden age.
>>119376205
It will be a huge community and the driving force of what the internet consumes. He'll then dominate the market for advertisement because he owns the two most popular sites and starts putting his guys in the government, makes CP legal.
>>119376267
She seems to be the MC. I only ever see her in the Akari~n segment though.
>>119376313
Shitposters aren't people, they can be safely banned.
>>119375249
They were working to bother gawker, moots butt buddies and cash connections so he killed pol on the gawker higher up's behalf
>>119376331
>>119376295
I ain't no bullying no one, just because I said a fact.
But she doesn't exists anyways
>>119376313
>makes rules that result in the least bans
>not rules that are best for the boards
>/k/ is much larger
>/pol/ is gone
>>119376440
>Shitposters aren't people
Of course not. Theyare on a completely different level.
His decisions will save 4chan like they saved anime.
![[EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_02_Resub(720p)[115ABF72].mkv_snapshot_16.20_[2015.01.04_18.33.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fl1x84z.jpg "[EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_02_Resub(720p)[115ABF72].mkv_snapshot_16.20_[2015.01.04_18.33.55].jpg")
He turns /a/ from Anime into Not Anime.
Posters are now judged based on their powerlevel. Makes a secret board only for those with a high enough powerlevel.Also got NTR'd before like moot.
I wish moot would delete some of the niche boards so that the community on the site would be a lot closer.
>>119376475
>saberthreads now result in bans
>>119376629
>deleting containment boards
>>119376295
>>119376331
I love Akari~n as well, but the truth is, the whole gang of bakas get significant screen time.
Based Kyoko would let us be, but Ayano, Yui, and Akari would prefer to be stricter about quality content and keeping things SFW.Chinacchu might love /u/.
The others would go along with Ayano.
>>119376559
That could be win.
>>119375051
Nothing changes, we're still fucked.
>>119376194
Have you read the VN? That'd probably be more true of Kurisu, Okabe probably would let anyone post.
>AmaBuri
We'll be okay.
What is moot going to do about generals on /a/? Him and the mods hate them.
>>119376875
>>111574354
>All generals will be purged by the end of the year, mark my words.
Yeah, about that.
>>119375051
>mfw marathoning Endless Eight
>>119376967
What generals do we even have anymore? Aside from the likes of the buyfag and drawfag threads I can't even think of any blatant generals still around that don't get deleted constantly. Maybe I've just mentally tuned them out
>>119376086
>>119376054
I was away from /a/ when Psycho Pass aired. What's this pizza meme all about?
Well...
>>119377273
/maid/ is introduced.
>>119376688
Kyoko likes to make her own manga so I can see her coming here a lot and making a mess, stickying her own threads and blaring youtube music in the background and then Yui coming on later to clean Kyoko's mess up.
>>119377200
Digimon, JoJo, SnK, Precure, Monster Girls, and to a slightly lesser degree Type-moon, though I only say this because they've had constant discussion threads since forever.
![[FFF] Tasogare Otome x Amnesia - 05 [BD][720p-AAC][F71678F5].mkv_snapshot_03.48_[2015.01.02_23.46.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/cZ1kmyu.jpg "[FFF] Tasogare Otome x Amnesia - 05 [BD][720p-AAC][F71678F5].mkv_snapshot_03.48_[2015.01.02_23.46.40].png")
/x/ sees a surge of new posters
>>119375051
lelouch vi britannia - safe.
>>119377200
There are some for airing shows like Precure, Aikatsu and YGO, Kancolle, JoJo and SnK, but the latter gets deleted most of the time. And it seems like MGfags are slowly coming back because of that Monster Musume manga.
>>119377456
I haven't really been seeing many jojo threads recently. Outside of manga release they seem to have petered off a bit in the past month or 2.
Monstergirl generals got chased off to /jp/ months ago. If you see a monstergirl thread, report it.
SnK threads have been getting deleted recently, from what I've seen.
>just watched SAO
Kirito would be a nip shitposter on /g/, /sci/, and /diy/.
>>119377200
>Maybe I've just mentally tuned them out
You have
>>119377456
Yeah, but which of those could actually be called generals or came about because of "One thread at a time" faggotry?
>>119376416
>It will be a huge community and the driving force of what the internet consumes. He'll then dominate the market for advertisement because he owns the two most popular sites and starts putting his guys in the government, makes CP legal.
All hail overlord Jewroe.
>>119377542
Not quite, he goes nuts at trying to make the Internet a safe place for his sister. For the sake of fucking us up in this scenario, his sister has regained her sight. So you know what that could lead to.
>>119376442
>/pol being dead
>>119375653
>/pol/ has been a better place ever since.
Not really! It's just /b/ 2.0
>>119377654
As expected of the Demon-in-glasses.
Kanie Seiya
So does 4chan grow gradually better?
I have yet to finish this series
>>119376442
>killed pol
Can't kill something that can reincarnate. When it was created, they knew it was going to happen. So people on there did screencaps in 2012 to shove in moots face when he did it.
Let's face it! We knew a bunch of people were going to be offended by /pol/'s relatively unfiltered existence.
>>119376194
>Okabe seems like he'd be one of those shitty reddit-type admins that would ban you for calling him or his girlfriend a faggot.
Considering he's a massive namefag, he's probably used to being called a faggot.
So it's literally the same?
>>119377710
Oh it gets very good. He saves 4chan and makes it a much better place that caters to varied tastes. He's even willing to sexualize his mods for more traffic.
>>119377821
I'm glad he picks the best girl.
>>119377351
>I can see her coming here a lot and making a mess, stickying her own threads and blaring youtube music in the background
We wouldn't make good critics for that wouldn't we? Then she'd realize and stop coming here, or at least less often.
youtube music? Maybe on rare occasion to annoy us us.Please do not mention this anymore, I still have that image of asuka with honky music in my mind whenever someone mentions youtube.
She would for sure contribute now and then in the drawthreads.
