How fucked up are you /a/non?
Fuck off.
Boku girl
>>118293465
It wouldn't be /a/ if we didn't have these posters. That and loli.
I'm the main character of Nisekoi? FINALLY I'M GOING TO PROGRESS THE PLOT!
>>118293430
>Shieldbro
No fuck you I don't deserve Raphtalia.
>>118293430
Same shit,Different day....
>Koe no Katachi
Not at all. I'd just hook up with Ueno. I'd feel a bit bad for stealing her away from the dyke, but hey.
I wonder if the deaf girl would still try to kill herself if Ishida never bothered getting close to her, though.
Literally the greatest thing that could ever possibly happen to me.
>>118293430
>G-reco
I call dibs on the chuchumy
>>118293500
I just hope my appearance other than genitals also changes, or I'm fucked
>Mushishi
Oh god, I don't know shit about mushi.
>yuki yuna
Literally kill me now please.
>>118293588
Nope, just another 150 chapters of misunderstandings and blueballs.
>>118293430
Time to /glassesadjust.
I would have anal sex with her.
I'm okay with this...
>>118293430
>Akame ga Kill!
Just my luck.
I'm dead I guess ?
>>118293430
>Anime.
For films it was Hoshi wo ou kodomo but series it was the first episode of LOGH's Spiral Labyrinth. I basically become the hero of El Facil.
>manga.
Blame, I'm not sure if I'd like then again I narrowly avoided I Am A Hero.
>You\re now the MC
>You're now
>You're
I'm so okay with this
Twintails, I win.
I was playing C;H, am I fucked?
>>118293430
Jokes on you i get to be a pokemon master! Wait i'm Ash fuck,
>>118293430
Nanatsu no Taizai.
I'm fukt
>>118293728
I'll just blatantly say it.
>"Chitoge, let's fuck like monkeys."
>"Onondera, I want you to have my babies. Will you marry me?"
>"Marika, I will never love you."
![[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.33_[2014.12.13_20.35.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JF00d7t.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.33_[2014.12.13_20.35.23].jpg")
>Kuroe
Neat, I hope there's a way to respec in Elder Tale, so I'm not stuck with a shitty supportive build.
>>118293430
> g no reconguista
It's too thrilling for me.
This is boring.
The MC of the last anime/manga/VN you watched/read/played is now you. How fucked is everyone around you?Guts would kill every one in my town probably
>>118294037
The last MMO character build you used is now the one you're stuck with.
>>118293430
>Monogatari
I think I'd do okay. I won't have as many girls wanting my dick, and I'll end up dead from even half the stuff Muraragi has to put up with, but I think I'd do nicely overall. The biggest problem would be that I don't know Japanese.
>>118293430
>Hataraku! Maou-Sama
>I am now the demon lord working at MgRonald's
>have this qt shortstack lusting after my dick
>some redhead is totally tsundere for my dick
>loyal as fuck bro
not bad, actually
>>118294120I literally never played an MMO in my entire life
>>118294034
>"Marika, I will never love you."
>my waifu's anime
>it's an all girls cast
o-oh my
>>118293430
>Aikatsu!
I'm totally ok with this.
>>118293430
I'm gonna pilot cool giant mechas, fuck a retarded girl with a fish and maybe have some SS with my Onee-san and the sexy brown woman that steers the ship.
I'm pretty good actually.
If I had the same looks maybe it work out pretty well. If not, that would be one boring ass life.
>Just finished marathoning fate/zero
>First thread when I open /a/
Unless I get a retardedly broken servant like Gil I'm pretty fucked up and would just be a sitting duck for the masters who actually know what they're doing.
Best case scenario I'd use my command spells to strenghten my servan like Waver did and hope for the best.
>>118293430
Oh God, I wouldn't be able to keep up with her.
>yuyuyu
Not daijoubu at all.
>>118293430
>Amagi Brilliant Park
I know a little bit about a business management and have some actual people skills so I think I'd do okay. I'll justdateEarth on the side.
>>118294315
You would either be Kerry or Saber.
You wouldn't die but would be pretty mindbroken.
I'm set for life.
>>118294183
Doesn't even matter. She can keep trying but it won't matter since the other girls will know I'm rejecting her. I might just try to rape her out of her love for me.
>>118293810
>not fucking every girl
>not wrecking the empire with Incursio
>>118293430
>GA
I don't even know who the main character is or what's going on.
>Psycho-Pass
Fuck.
>>118294364
Fag. Just go full RCT, call muse and fire to make shitloads of steam, call air to make clouds and make it rain. Proceed to sell umbrellas for 3000 yen.
>>118293713
Is your fault for watching a Takahiro project, at least I watched AgK and I'm already dead.
>>118294364
>Not wanting to date water instead
>>118294342
You just need patience and diligence. Accept her, love her, and don't be a lazy slob who doesn't show affection unless prompted.
>>118293430
As I'm watching Stand Alone Complex just after the first Ghost In The Shell movie now, it mainly depends on whether I'll get a fancy synthetic body and all of the combat training. If yes, I'm barely fucked at all (depends on how quickly I'll be able get used to it), and if not - just quit, as I'm useless anyway and try to live as a normal, probably unaffected by story stuff at all.
>I am now Lina Inverse.
Sounds good.
>>118293430
Just rewatched Girls und panzer i am ok with this.
>Arima Kousei
Not all that much changes, really. And I never got to fuck the blonde violin girl either.
>>118294502
Are you a tensai piano player?
>Terra Formars
fuck
>YuYuYu
Fuck. I wish I'd seen this only a little while ago when it would have been Umi no Misake and be basically the perfect life.
I get to be pretty edgy for a while
too bad Idie
>>118293430
I'm either a sword or have a defenceless anus
>Mushishi
I avoid anything remotely Aesop-like and let the other pros deal with it.
>>118294458
Yeah, but having to rebut her sharp wit all the time... I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I would either just stare dumbly at her wondering what she is talking about or get offended. I'm also a coward, so I probably wouldn't get past her threat in the first episode...
>>118293430
im the idol tetra! i have a penis!>>118293430
>>118293430
>Cross Ange
I hope all the girls just rape me
>>118294529
My mother used to make me enter all these piano competitions, made my childhood hell. Still miss violin girl sometimes, though.
>>118293430
Hei from DTB ( in the season 2)
>>118294457
>wanting to date water
>>118294103
>Yüki Yüna
>I'm a school teacher
She'd probably do a better job than me, honestly. Except that I think she's almost the same age as my students.
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Gas the imperials democracy now
>>118294666
>666
![248375ac5feefa98d587552ad83f0c9749e4338a0000000016c2502601e590e2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LtKSPbs.jpg "248375ac5feefa98d587552ad83f0c9749e4338a0000000016c2502601e590e2[1].jpg")
>ixion saga
I jerk off and take a nap
I've always wanted to be redman
>>118294725
Dont be like that Anon were best bros
>Wixoss
Literally nothing happens because I can't play cards
>>118294726
I would date either Salama or Muse. Koboli is too boring and Sylphy too retarded
>>118294487
Who PZMOE here?
I watched K-on! season 1... which of them is the MC? Mio? Ritsu? I'd say I'm fairly fucked up then. Sitting in the clubroom, moeblobbing over tea and cake... yeah. Not a bad way to go, really.
>>118293430
>Kagerou Daze
Exactly as fucked up as the current MC is
>>118294758
>You are now the main character of Logh
And who exactly would that be?
>>118294583
How is he edgy?
>>118294726
What's wrong with water?
Fire is obviously too tsundere for anyone who spends his time on /a/
>>118293688
I think I would be fine, might need to grow my hair out a bit but other than that I could probably pull it off. I don't know whether or not that is a good thing in real life but I'd rather be Mizuki anyway
>>118294034
>yui let's fuck
Go back to reddit of 9fag or something with your epic threads.
>>118293810
Why?
Just get Esdeath to side with the rebels.
It shouldn't be too hard. All she cares about is fighting strong enemies, she doesn't care about the empire or the prime minister or any of that bullshit.
Have the rebels promise to give her an army to lead and go around subjugating all the neighboring countries and she'd switch sides instantly. Conquering foreign nations should be far more fun than just exterminating peasants who are revolting because they literally cannot afford to feed themselves due to overtaxation.
>>118293430
>parasyte
awesome, i get to bro it up with migi
>>118294034
>like monkeys
You gonna get beaten up for calling her a gorilla
>>118294779
No, fuck off.
>>118293781
Likewise.
>>118293430
Guess I chaika now.
>>118294977
Fuck Akari
>>118293938
I love the girls, but Tigre is such a bland self insert
>>118293810
>Not running off with Leone and joining a band of traveling gypsies outside the country until things blow over
>>118294610
Yeah, that can be a problem. I think I'm decent at recognizing and partaking in sarcasm, but Araragi's wit is just so completely different from just about every human being I know. It's part of why he's so very charming.
>>118295037
You would need to learn all possible wordplays in japanese to be able to rekuke her succesfully.
No effort on my part
>>118293430
Like, I become that character or I replace them? If I replace them that's going to be really fucking weird since the last anime I watched was Hanayamata.
Probably end up in jail.
If I become them then I get to be the little girl and my life is vastly improved.
>>118295029
Done.
>>118295186
>735x540
>>118295114
Yup, unless I can somehow persuade her to meet me halfway by speaking English. She has decent pronunciation, so I'm sure she could manage it if she wanted to. Learning Japanese would be necessary down the line, though.
>>118295037
>It's part of why he's so very charming.
I'm confused, are you attracted to the MC or crab?
But yeah, I laughed like an idiot when he said "thank you" to groping snail's breasts. I wished I had the wit andcourageto say that.
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>>118294103
>tfw ryuuji takasu replaces me
>tfw he is better than me in every way
>tfw nobody notices I'm gone and think I just changed my hair and skin colour
>tfw he steals my waifu, finishes my degree and gets promoted at my part time job
>tfw "my" life is objectively improved by some 2d fucker replacing it
Thanks anon
pilot robots and fuck bitches
Anime
>Hidamari Sketch
I'm ok with that
Manga
>Nana To Kaoru
I'm fine with that also
>>118293430
Time to find the One Piece
>>118293430
>Shiroe
Really fucked, I suck at videogaems.
Living in the database would be amazing though.
Watamote, so not a whole lot has changed.
>>118295333
>Nana To Kaoru
mah nigga of fine taste
Tokyo Ghoul (Manga).
Am I going to suffer?
>kaiji
UH OH
>>118293430
I can't wait to recieve wise magical negroes blessing.
Escaflowne.
I fuck Merle and hope she doesn't run crying to Van.
>>118293430
Looks like I have a permanent fap partner
>>118293430
Do tankouban count?
I'd like to be a cumdump
>anime
>shingeki no kyojin
I am not sure how to feel about this.
>manga
>berserk
still not sure how to feel about this.
I'm pretty fucked, OP
>>118293430
ANime
>FSN
>Manga
Punpun
So dead and suicide? Great
>mfw
>>118295282
>I'm confused, are you attracted to the MC or crab?
Yes.I actually admire both of them quite a bit. They're both very peculiar people, and I wouldn't expect people to talk or act like they do in real life. And yet they both possess qualities and personalities that I appreciate and would like to see some of in myself.
>>118295492
>SnK
You're a Titan, bad ass mode, you're sister non-sister is in love with you and want your dick. You're okay in this.
>Bersek
You're fucked.
I have a normalfag wife now
>>118295492
>become guts
Please finish the tale anon. It's your responsibility
>>118295633
>vlc
You also have normalfag taste in media players
>>118295633
I wish I watched that instead of G-reco. I would give up on giant robots for a wife + waifu all in one.
>>118294931
Fine, I'll just get physical then. She'll slap me the first time, but she'll take me seriously the next time.
If I watched Akame ga kill, Am I Akame or Tatsumi ?
>>118295282
>not having gay fantasies about Mudararagi
Faggot detected.
>My other face when
>Literally no change.
>>118295763
You're dog
>>118295726
It was one of the first Google results. I'm too lazy to take a screenshot.
>>118295681
>become guts
>badass black knightu
>life is suffering
>everything is awful
>I want off kentaro's wild ride
>an hero
>fin
I would not be able to handle being guts, sorry anon.
>>118295726
>Caring this much
>>118295726
Are there better than VLC? I'm usually okay with it. Plays everything.
>Nichijou
But I don't speak Japanese.;_;
>Psycho Pass
Very fucked.
>>118293430
Luckiest motherfucker on this planet.
>>118295843
pls b trollanMPC-HC + MadVR + ReClock
>>118293430
Just some bumps and bruises, no biggie.Any of you fags read the manga? That shitty letdown of an ending in the anime left a bad taste in my mouth. Please tell me it ends in a better way in the manga.
meehhh... just helping people. But drinking as balls as well
>>118295681
I could be Guts, I just wouldn't remain sane
>>118295282
>>118295613
>>118295777
Hey, who doesn't want to be Arararagi, he practically has the best harem out there.
>>118295843
>>118295839
>enjoy your shitty colours and banding
>>118293430
>Donten ni Warau
TIME TO LAUGH. My name isn't anon, retard
>>118295891
I fucking hate you.
>>118295913
No much difference. When I was young I was a big MakaxSoul shipper fag and found a SFW doujin that it's pretty amazing from the story to drawing. 10/10.
>>118295929
Most girls stop wanting his dick later on, though. Except for his sisters and Crab.
>>118295838
But think about it. You'd be guts. You could do whatever the hell you wanted, all while looking badass. Not to mention how much qt sex you could hook
>>118293500
>>118293688
I really hope so too...
>Hamatora
This will be fun.
>>118294844
He's that typical edgelord doesn't-care-about-anything
not that it's a bad thing
>>118295838
>die from old age on a boat at sea
>>118293430
>To Love Ru
I hope their bodies are ready, because mine is.
>Yamada
Perfect
>>118295913Breasts are the answer to life and everything
>>118296168
Careful anon, you might fall over several thousand times in the process
>Azumanga Daioh
I get to hang out with Sakaki-san so I'm fine
>>118296031
So he has a harem and best girl wins? Seriously, how can you not want to be this guy?
Could be worse
I'm going in a date with this piece of cuteness in Feb.
spice and wolf
I become a travelling merchant hemorrhaging money until beggary and never become friends with a wolfgril because it'd be awkward
>>118296447
Thanks for thelaugh
i'm a legendary mangaka milf fucker.
>>118294487
I want /v/ to fuck off
I'm Guts. Fuck.
>Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou
HEHEHE
>>118296349
based
I would be living the dream ...
>>118295432
You now have a vagina
>>118294103
>I was poor
>So I went to the Capital which everyone spoke of to become a soldier
>Tfw gypsy girl called Leone stole my purse
>Tfw no aristocrat takes me home
>And I get laughed at by niggers on the street
>Tfw people are disappoint because I used to be good in economics
Well at least I'm immortal and rich.
Evangelion
World is fucked, but at leadt I can exploit misato for sex until my painful death
>>118295304
mein nagger
>>118293430
Living the dream, downside is i'm stuck in the fucking 90's, time to get used to dial up again not that i'll give a shit with the pussy i'll be rolling in.
>>118293430
>One Outs
Feels good.
>>118293781
that expression makes me diamonds
>>118293430
I am now the white man
