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Your yandere childhood friend is about to rape you. What would you do?
>i'm sorry, i'm a lolicon
Get better friends.
I don't have any childhood friends
Rape him/her first.
>>118153184
Submit because it's the only way I'm going to get laid
My body is ready.
>>118153184
Hope she doesn't kill me afterwards.
There is a yandere in Inou battle?
>>118153184
Say to her "I don't understand."
>>118153785
Hatoko is borderline.
>Not just letting it happen
What could possibly go wrong
Warn her that I already have a yandere in my life who I love and am willing to hide bodies for.
Put up just enough resistance to make it look like I don't want it
>>118153184
Take control and make sweet sweet love to her first because all she wants is the D.
Go ahead honey, I'm all yours.
Activate the anti-rape defense mechanisms in my penis.
>>118153184
It looks like it can't be helped. I'll have to use that.
I never had any childhood friends. We moved around too much.
>>118153184
>Yandere
Run and call the cops. Get a lawsuit for my own protection.
>>118155616
That's the perfect environment for a childhood friend situation to occur.
My hips begin moving on their own.
>>118154940
Hatoko, you need an explanation on what that means, too?and unless that's Tomoyo's, why is she sad?
>>118153376
Nice one, Shinji.
>>118155616
So many childhood promises that you forgot about.
I smell Nisekoi situation forming.
>>118153184
>Yandere and a normie
I would not have a childhood friend like this for I would had detected early signs of yandere from a childhood friend before it got to a bad point. I would had dealt with her in proper and have her out of my life before she can do any harm or crazy. Since she's a normie, I wouldn't be friends with her in the first place anyways.
>>118153184
how much does hatoko weights
wonder if her rape will hurt
Kill her. Hatoko a shit.
>>118153184
[X] RAPE HER BACK FIRST
>>118153184
>Say that i'm a virgin and for my first time I want to be on top
>flip her over, begin teasing
>say that my biggest fetish is blindfolded and tied up girls
>Tie her up and blindfold her
>Get up
>Walk away slowly.
>>118155955
>>118155955
This could actually work out if you play your cards well, i'll keep it in mind.
>>118153184
HA I don't have any!;_;
>>118154940
>I dont understand I dont understand I dont understand.
>childhood friend
Allow.jpg
>>118156194
What if they're a fat mouthbreathing fujoshi.
>>118153184
Is she hot at least? Can't rape the willing.
>Not fucking the crazy out of her.
>>118156227
Why would I ever be friends with a hambeast?
>>118156280
All my female childhood friends are now morbidly obese with children, I wish I was joking.
>>118155955
/thread
>>118156227
2D doesn't work that way, anon, and 3DPD doesn't even enter into my thinking. There's literally no point talking about 3D on /a/ since it might as well not exist.
>>118155955
Alpha
>>118155955
This does work. But if she gets horny enough and you leave her she will be pissed and will immediately come at you with a knife the next time she finds you. Speaking from experience.
>>118156251
That's only a temporary solution, it's like shaving chest hair, they just come back crazier.
>>118156334
I didn't realize you were a two diminutional character, my mistake.
>>118156351
>not removing every dangerous object in your home and within a 10m radius of said Yandere
>not professing how you were too shy to do anything and it felt like rape
You have to act like a DereDere beta faggot who doesn't know what he's doing when shit hits the fan with Yanderes. Also I am speaking from experience.
>>118156351
>Not going to the police and filing a rape charge
>Not just taking her tied up body home and keeping her in your basement while slowly mindbreaking her into being a better person.
>>118155955
>Say that i'm a virgin and for my first time I want to be on top
Too bad.
>>118156470
You could still weed the fetish stuff into it, also a lot of yanderes would allow it.
>>118156369
It's ok, you'll know for next time.
>>118156432
>mindbreaking into a better person
does that actually work?
>>118155855
Whatever it takes to get out of operating the robot.
>>118156654
Not in real life, you need drugs for that.
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>>118155955
>Giving up on a chance of having wild sex
Are you gay or something?
>>118157153
>Cheating on your waifu with some sex crazed bitchy whore.
No.
>>118155955
>Walk away slowly.
>Wait until she realises you've left her
>Watch as she begins to panic
>Eventually touch her again to let her know you're there
>Gentle loving ensues.
>>118157207
>Faithful to his waifu
Respectable anon is respectable. All anons should follow suit.
>>118153184
Girls can't rape me. I'm sorry.
>>118157046
kill la kill reference?
>>118153360
You don't have any friends anon
>>118157307
He has all of us on /a/.
>>118157271
Most anons are unfaithful sluts that change girls once they find someone more appealing.
>>118155955
This would work but it's only a temporary solution for the immediate moment. She'll track you down sooner or later within the day and go crazy on you for doing that.
I think the better solution is to reject the yandere earnestly for minimum amount of fallout. If that fails, well, I'll probably end up killing her myself if it comes down to it.
>>118157329
Most of /a/ are newfags and normies that barely watch anime or read manga.
>>118156431
I got out of it with only scars that I consented too. You can deal with a yandere plenty of other ways if you know what you're doing.
>>118156432
I'm not going to report someone I love to the police.
>>118155955
>>118157259
How to tame a Yandere in 10 easy steps.
>>118157350
Might as well kill her then, take her tied up body to the trunk of your car and ballgag her with something and throw her body into an abandoned well.
>>118157373
Isn't there already a guide to surviving the yandere floating around?
>>118157283
>Implying you wouldn't be harder than concrete for Hatoko
Could you possibly be gay?
>>118155893
women can't rape, rape is forced sex plus power
>>118157693
This is how rape culture hurts men.
>>118157693
>bait.svg
>>118157537
Oh that, I have it. Here you go.
>>118153184
Let him rape me. It's always the answer.
>>118158548
Thanks.
>>118153184
Tell her to wait so I can change into something more comfortable.
>>118158548
there was a yandere thread and I missed it
>>118158548
>that seventh point
Nothing hurts more than accidentally "curing" your yandere that you never wanted to change and having her realise that you're the crazy one.
>>118157284
Trigger confirmed for bros.
>>118153184
Is the anime world really ready for a Saori Hayami rape scene?
>>118157693
There's an entire subgenre of doujin based around that very idea you realize. Hell they even make RPGmaker games around that concept.
The best yandere is the not-yangire kind. Like Koharu from Koharu no Hibi.
>>118155830
Because she doesn't understand the reading.
>>118160265
good taste
I don't have any yandere childhood friends.
>>118158548
aside from yuno who are some good yandere characters?
>>118153184
Enjoy it, every damn choice will lead to the same destination
>>118160860
Is that from Yandere vn?
>>118160615
Yuno is a shit Yandere they aren't supposed to kill the person. Just everyone else.
>>118160931
Yes,Sensei best girl
>>118161008
>tfw sensei banging on your door all night
I ended up sticking to the masochist girl andshe ended up dieing during sex cause you hit her to hard or some shit.was pretty unexpected ending.
>>118161008
And Purple worst girl. Holy fuck.
>>118160985
To be fair, she tried to bring him back straight away, and jumped universe to find him again when she couldn't.
>>118161090
>she ended up dieing during sex cause you hit her to hard or some shit.
Damn, I bolted out when I saw the pins. What a shame
>>118161149
Yeah even in the date with the 4th girl she probably kills you first.
>>118153184
punch her in the nose because Im not a wimpy faggot who gets pushed around by girls
>>118156351
My fellow near nice boat experience brother!
3D is truly PD.
>>118161814
Hey, I never said it was a bad experience. I wouldn't give her up for anything. Just giving people fair warning so they can prepare for it.
>>118160985
Okay name a better one please
>>118162033
Rika.
And that says a lot
>>118162283
Is amnesia good?
Are there any good anime, manga, light novels, or visual novels with double yandere love or multiple yandere girls competing for the same guy?
What makes yandere eyes so sexy?
