How is it possible that such kind of perfection can exist.Crab > The others
Kaiki > Crab
>>118067165
>How is it possible that such kind of perfection can exist.
It isnt
also:Kaiki>Rouka>rest
>>118067165
I dunno, the first few episodes of Karen Bee felt like they went a bit too far in the wrong direction. At least she got back on track.
>>118067165
>tfw you'll never have a gf like Hitagi
Hitagi-chan's sub-harem:
>Monkey
>Cat
>(possibly Bee, brought along by Monkey)
>>118067467
Just what about her is it that you want? Because if it's just about her problems, that you just want a girlfriend to feel needed or helpful, I think that may be kind of a bad thing. It's not so much that you love them as it is you loving yourself.
/a/ likes whores
Hitagi will forever be 2nd best to me.
>>118068954
That's why most of /a/ likesmonkey
Bakemonogatari Senjougahara = Top Tier
Senjougahara after Bakemonogatari = Lowest of tiers
Good night.
remember that scene where senjougahara wasnt a bitch?
>>118067165
But this isn't Kisu-Shotto Aserora-Orion Haato-Andaa-Bureedo.
>>118067467
>tfw you'll never have a gf
best is actuallyboth of them
Finally I can have my crab thread
>>118067165
>cut her hair
>perfection
>>118071074
The scene where she was walking on the beach in her summer dress, was very heartfelt. That gentle, carefree, loving moment between her and Araragi is worth anything.
I'm not sure what this thread is about.
>>118067404
Rouka is awesome.
Am i missing something with this new fucking captcha.
what am i doing wrong
>>118073692
>Implying short hair isn't the best.
>Crab in Bake
Perfection.
>Crab in episode 1-3 of Nise
NisiO went too far.
>Crab in the rest of Nise
Back to being the best.
>Crab in Tsubasa Tiger
Weird.
>Crab in the rest of SS
Dishonest, confused, and desperate.
>>118074868
I want to die for this smile.
i like snake
>>118074974
>darkest hour of an anime
>waifu in need of saving
>all hope is lost
>suddenly legions of 3DPD weeb NEETs materialize in front of her to save the day
>>118075333
I don't know if I want this to become popular anymore.
>>118074868
It's not. The best hair she has is in pic related.
how do you characterise senjogahara's archetype? is she really a tsundere?
>>118075746
She doesn't feel like anything to me.
closest to an archetype is Kanbaru as a tomboy/genki(maybe)
>>118075746
She was a tsundere until she got "healed". Now she's kind of just dere with a sharp tongue.
>>118076045
Wrong image
>>118067165
Its rare to see someone with thecorrectopinion
snake thread?
>>118075559
i like you too monkey, but i like snake more
>>118076346
>>118075746
>how do you characterise senjogahara's archetype?
She isn't one. Not a traditional one.
>>118075333
>>118076346
Again? I could have sworn we already did this.
>>118076906
What's going on here?
>>118074876
This nigger know what's up.
Best
>>118077998
the crab thread.
>>118078783
yeah, best at being shit
FACT:
Crab wears short hair worse than all the other girls
Why am I in love with Hitagi so much?
I really want to know.
>>118075333
>I have shit taste
>>118078979
You just had a thread.
You blew your wad in the first 300 posts and the thread died with no images.
>>118076906
hahahahahhahaha nice
>Corpse
>not the best
>>118076045
When
>>118079611
Wait for Tsuki.
>>118078783
>>118079378
>>118080110
>>118080244
I'm game
Hurry, before this thread gets snake all up in here.
Fuck off Kanbaru shitters.
>>118080734
Stupid sexy monkey
>>118080919
Go back to your crab thread then.
>>118081081lewd
>>118080919
Can't we just get along?
>>118081563
I say yes
>>118081563
>>118081631
Okay.
>>118075333
>>118081081
that is pretty lewd anon.
>>118081746
We can go lewder.
>>118081793
>>118081842
always loved this one
>>118081793
what is this heresy?
>>118081884
>>118081945
Whoops, can't show that on a Christian imageboard.
>Monkeyfags breaking the rules.
As expected of the people with crappy taste.
>>118081965
My bad.
How about this?
>>118082044
Still too unchristian. Also, too much furry arm in that book for my taste (not that the first one was any better).
>>118082050
I need more glorious Kanbaru ass.
>>118078979
>>118081946
the kaiki thread. post kaiki lewds
>>118082088
Hold on. I swear I had something for this.
This is it I think.
>>118082044
Best Doujin
>>118082044
Not with those nipples, brother
>>118082044
>that doujin
I cum so many buckets every time
>>118082143
Approved by jesus, allah, AND buddha.
>>118082160
I said ass not feet anon.
Just how lewd is this monkey?
Snake is the worst of the worst, but I'd still impregnate her and not take responsibility.
>>118082376
Dammit i was trying to post that, i should've manual refresh
>>118082050
Never heard of this anime, now i'm all interested. I may check it out.
>>118082472
That face looks nothing like monkey
>>118082490
How is that even possible?
>>118075694
less retarded then muh 4K res version. also shit grills faces are esploded for justice!
>>118082716
that's pretty autistic of you
Is this the best picture of monkey?
>>118067165
She would be with black hair.
time to put some clothes on
>>118067165
>literally liking Cancer
reported
>>118081081
>>118081960
>>118082050
I know everyone has their own taste and opinion, and respect that.
However, Kanbaru is objectively the best girl, even including Shinobu. She's playful, happy-go-lucky, with a strong type A personality, and likely a sexual deviant.
This is literally the perfect woman.
>>118075333
I'd like Medusa more if she made merock hard
>>118083724
I can't tell if that's playing backwards or forwards.
>>118083724
nope
>>118083884
forwards
>>118083824
It's what we monkeyfags keep trying to say.
If the best argument against her is "lesbian" then she's more perfect than possible already.
>>118083938
Wait, which is it?
>>118084050
hahaha, what the fuck is Senjougahara to the beauty of Nadeko? Nadeko a love princess, deep elgendary beauty unmatch by all. she the helen of troy, the aphrodite of greece, the maiden of the moon. moko, she the whore of babylon, the catamite of egypt, the stink, the smell, the disgust of the DOG. DOG Senjougahar is,s he mangy mutt need to be but down and put to the dog bpund so she be sleeped. Senjougahara, dont make me laugh, wha a pig, wha a bafoon. nadeko, oh my nadeko, she is the beauty, the grace, the intellect, she the lunarian goddess, th earth goddess, she bring a nation togethe,r senjougharaONLY DESTRY, a slut unfit, not even the lowest male fuck her, her vagina rotting away, but nadeko, she a oure perfect wife, she an ideal of all, nadeko foreve rbe the best Bakemono, senjougahaara forever be the worst
does anyone have a better version of this
I need it for shitposting against snakes
>>118084228
So it's off now? I don't understand.
>>118084304
>watermark
saving reluctantly
>>118082716
>hating skeehee
I should make some gifs.
>>118075746
Senjougahara is a kuudere. Kuudere are characters who dont show much emotion except with their lovers. She's not as extreme of a kuudere as a character like Origami but she still is one. Btw she is a clone of one of the characters from Ever17.
lets get this thread back on track
>post pics of best girl
>>118083953
If she weren't a lesbian it wouldn't be fair for the other females.
>>118085155
But she doesn't act indifferent towards everyone.
who mamaragi here?
>>118085289
would you a monkey anon?
>>118085300
She acts cool to them. You realize kuudere is a play on the world cool right? The only time she shows emotion to anyone besides Araragi is when Cat sleeps in the abandoned school. At the time she was sleep deprived and exhausted from running around looking for her so it wasn't her normal behavior.
It's sad that Cat and Snake have ruined this anime
>>118085395
The question isn't would I, it's what wouldn't I to a Monkey.
>>118085742
Well she acts scathing towards snake and Kaiki. I'm not sure how she acts with Kanbaru since for some reason we never see them together.
>>118069740
wait, there was a scene when she wasn't a bitch?
>>118085742
In Bakemonogatari, who do we see her interact with? Meme, Suruga, and Koyomi (I don't think her dad or Shinobu are worth mentioning in this context)? She's cool with Meme, sure, but I wouldn't describe her interaction with Suruga at the end of Suruga Monkey as "cool". When she first talks to Koyomi, she's not cool then either - she's quite hostile. Her tone of voice tends to be quite even-keel compared to other characters, but she's not beyond showing emotion.
whats with all the crab hate
>>118074876
I liked her in Tsubasa Tiger. The shower scene felt a bit OOC, but it was enjoyable to see what she was like after loosening up. Her personality is eccentric, but it really couldn't be any other way.
>>118086566
I don't see any crab hate.
What's with all the cat hate?
>>118086566
henceforth there shall be no more
>>118086748
I didn't like these scenes. Her kidnapping and tormenting of Araragi felt like it strayed from the development she'd had in Bake.
>>118086566
People have shit taste.
At least there's no Shinobufags around here.
>>118086835
Character development isn't like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction.
>>118086870
shinobu isnt that bad its just shinobufags try so hard
>>118086895
Of course not, but it felt like it went too far just the same.
>>118086835
that just showed how much she didnt trust kaiki and that she knew araragi would try to stop him if he found out about him
>>118086974
I thought it washotso it didn't really bother me
>>118087014
She later admitted that was just an excuse.
>>118086196
Everyone acts scathing towards Snake. The author clearly hates her.
>When she first talks to Koyomi, she's not cool
I disagree. She was even making jokes then. Obviously her fear was seeping out but she was still trying to act cool.
>>118086566
Crab is just boring as fuck. Her character has been done so many times already and she doesn't get many scenes as the series goes on. If you just watched Bake I could understand liking her but she falls off the map after that. Cat and Shinobu get way more development so they are more interesting characters to me.
>>118087344
name another anime character that makes anime references and teases their boyfriend all the time
>not even top tier waifu here
you guys are seriously fucking retard
>>118087079
What was the genuine reason?
>>118087398
I thought it's general consensus that bat is best?
>>118086895
It can be, but doesn't have to be.
>>118087483
Nope, it's monkey.
>>118087483
no
>>118087252
>Obviously her fear was seeping out but she was still trying to act cool.
Well, are we talking "cool" as in "indifferent, frosty" or "hip, impressive"? I assumed it was the former, which I would not use to describe this (stupidly overdramatic) image of the character. Not that I would use the latter meaning in this case, either.
>>118087483
>general consensus
You're a funny guy.
>>118087394
Why do you care about anime references?
>>118087638
How is her smile so warm? What is this 2D magic?