You are now Kanye-sama. You must now find a way to save Amaburiwithout using the love hotel next door/selling the girls to faceless old menand you have until the 31st to do it. What do you do?
Survival games
who /salama/ here?
Easy! I'll just sell them to faceless old men at the love hotel across the st-
Fuck, well I'm out of ideas
>>117594434
Since I'm now Kanye-sama. I would do what Kanye-sama does because that be what Kanye-sama do
>>117594434
Easy. Play the lottery.
What does this imply?
Make the fairies locodols and watch threads on 4chan and 2ch arguing over who's the bestit's Earthand laugh as they give me cash to bicker to each other during stage shows.
>>117594434
Find investors, on the false premise of doing whoring out the girls in the love hotel across the street. I can worry 'bout repercussions later.
Wasn't there another way to develop the four fairies? Worst episode and Salama a shit. I want to punch her face until it caves into salami. Salama a shit.
>>117594434
Kiss Earth on the lips.
>>117594434
Sell the mascots by converting the stadium into a love hotel.
>>117594633
>being this mad
So can I sell them to faceless richfag shota instead?
>>117594565
They're magic is derived from happiness I think. I could be way off but the tree is better since there are more people enjoying the park.
>>117594625
Why is it earth?All girls are best girls, except latifa, but only because not enough screentime to judge.
>>117594434
I sell the boys, men and mythological creatures instead
>>117594695
fuck, meant to quote
>>117594593
>>117594665
From the dead thread
Wasn't the whole emergency thing Latifa'scheme to bring the farieis toghether?
>>117594765
Yes.
>>117594765
Yeah.
Who /funkybeatz/ here?
>>117594784
>>117594787
I thought it wasn't.
>>117594434
4chan THEME PARK!!!!! full of meme and lulz !!!!
>>117594823
Now we need a bigger car
>>117594870
Well, it was.
>>117594870
You thought wrong.
Kanye's lack of concern for his employees' safety fucking hilarious.
This show is one cour right? Isn't 3 eps a bit too shortbto develop Kanye and Latifa relationship and reveal the events in their past?
>>117594915
>>117594942
pic or didn't happen
>>117594986
No that's why you cliffhanger and make money off a franchise
>>117594434
Actually turn the park into a love hotel.
>>117594665
Why is she so cancerous?
>>117595033
do you think they'll make a second season?
reposting
>>117595063
Say that on her twitter not 4chan and see what happens.
>>117595138
>no "post successful" screen at the end
8/10
>>117595193
>not an "error you are banned" screen
I want Salama to sit on my face.
It's simple, really. Just get the fairies to partake in softcore lesbian niche fetish porn you can only buy at the park.
>>117595259
>tfw no Ja Rule to rival Sento
>>117595259
Where is Usher?
Give put free children's passes in sugary cereals or whatever nip kids eat, get parent's money that way.
Once Kanye established more brand value by repairing the park, more rides, better shows look to co-brand and run a stronger marketing campaign.
Hire an actual porn lady then sell her to faceless men.
Install Mr. Bone's wild ride.
What does it mean?WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>117595259
Why is Yeezus the most handsome of all?
>>117595193
Only people using vanilla 4chan get that screen. I doubt she's that retarded.
How many proxies do you think Salama uses?
>>117595784
>speed typing all this shit
I don't fucking wanna try.
I want to lick this delicious back.
>>117596012
None, she's that hardcore.
>>117594434
Have an adults only yuri-"demonstration". Guests are not allowed to touch. Think stripper shows
>>117595128
Glorious
I disliked the way they didn't give Koboli the spotlight, she wasn't the best at anything, that left me disappointed
>>117596237
I don't know who Air is supposed to be, Mitsuki?
>>117594434
I guess I'll just have to use 'that'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K202cpazjLo
GAS THE HOTHEAD. FAIRY WAR NOW.
>>117596291
>she takes in your dick
yes
>>117596247
How onearthdid the get hired as a dancer if she can't dance?
>>117596310
No, anything but 'that'!
>>117595128
ebin
>>117596308
Chitanda, you dense.
>>117596357
Because she is the cutest
>>117596451
I said Air, not Earth.
>>117596374
She is amusing.
>>117596247
>>117596357
>>117596464
Maybe she's the one who keeps the other 3 in check so they don't ruin everything. Salami's a professional shitposter, Muse has a short temper, and Sylphy's too retarded to do anything.
Here's a happy thought, the only thing keeping her top on is the blue ribbon.
>>117596492
tybka
>>117596451
Good one dickhead.
>>117596308
Looks like it.
>>117596492
Kanye pls
>>117596550
Here's a happy thought, the only thing keeping me from raping her is an extra dimension.
Koboli is fine, her flaws maker her perfect.
>>117596492
I knew they were gonna sneak in some jiggle.
Amusingly enough, it's always Muse who gets the jiggle.
>>117596635
Can't rape the willing.
I want it
>>117594434
DDR with fairy contests
>>117596771
Those are huge.
Anyone here have sexual desire for Latifa?
>>117595128
>150 wpm
You call that fast typing?
>>117596858
How in the name of fuck is that not fast? Breaking a 100 is considered above average.
>>117596830
Awww yea
>>117596830
No, how can you sexualize someone with such a tight birth canal?
>>117596830
No. She's cute in a "cute little onee-san" kind of way (yes, onee-san) and she does have her sexy moments but I don't have any actual sexual desire for her.
I wouldn't mind having her care for me but I wouldn't even marry her.
>>117596830
How can anyone like such a character that was willingly to kill her employees if they didn't get their shit together? I bet she already had a place to hide their bodies and a statement ready for the police when somebody files a missing persons report over them not being seen for 3 days.
>>117595128
That intensity shows her ability to perform exceptionally well in bed
>>117596095
what would she taste like?
>>117596942The pooper.
>>117597052
They're sociopaths just like her.
>>117596746
She would only be willing if you present your dick and semen as some sort of meal. She might chomp off your dick though.
>>117594565
Latifa pee on that tree regularly, that's the magic fuel.
>>117596492
Is that cum on her hair?
>>117594434
Have the local hockey/football/baseball team play a charity game in the stadium.
Or just host the superbowl.
Two best girls being best.
>>117596830
Well... Maybe a lil bit.
>>117597065
watery
>>117597262
Liar
>>117596357
how did anyone of these people get a job at Amagi Park? and why can't I be employed here? ;_;
>>117597330
Desperation.
>the episode that brought the fairies together is what tears fairyfags apart
>>117596746
>haha time to post on /a/
>>117596771
if someone gets me this for Christmas, I will never ask for anything else ever again.
>>117597330
Because it's magical
>>117597416
Navels
>>117597330
>not having a ninja, a luchador and a astronaut in your workforce
That's why you'll never succeed at Administration.
>>117597330
Need an episode focused on the three in the middle and their daily struggle keeping the park running in the shadows
Take the money I was gonna put into the Air Yeezy 3s and buy out the park's contract so I don't have to worry about their bullshit
>>117595128
toppest of keks
>>117596492
More like so appalled
>>117594942
but then why does the castle actually change and attack
the fact that shit actually happens and people get hurt would imply that this wasn't intended, although that just raises the question of why she just left that button out in the open when there was very clearly a panel that's supposed to cover it right next to it
>>117595784
> What does it mean?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>117596746
Fuck that face reminds me of that one Japanese candy
Time for DORAMA?
>>117597547
>you are now Kanye-sama
>not already copping Yeezy 3s
>>117597670
Do we have a Macaron/Tiramie/Moffle version of this?
>>117597314
>>117594434
Turn Amaburi into a dinosaur theme park.
Because nothing disastrous will happen and it won't backfire at all, right?
First I would wait until we have 100% chance of rain on the forecast.
Set all the prices to 30 yen.
Wait for the rain
Sell umbrellas for 10000 yen.I'm a RCT master
>>117594434
Make a reality TV show about the park, but it's actually all about Sento'sbig ass
>Tthe D-Rex roams after the fairies
>>117597861
>>117597789
>>117597817
Nigger, do you even MAGIC?
Wait for 90% chance of sunny day or above.
Sell all prices to 30 yen.
Use magic to make it rain.
Make it rain so much it blocks the roads.
Sell overpriced umbrellas and create a once in a lifetime boat crossing service for only 5000 yen per person.
>>117597970
This is tricky.I like it
>>117596909
>mfw I was ranging at 100+ wpm when I was pre 20
>mfw hit 20 now only running 75-85 wpm
>>117597970
okay then
why don't they just use magic to make fake money and fix up the park
>>117598059
How did you get slower? I've sorta peaked around 110-120 but when I was in middle school I was typing roughly 60-70. High school was 80-90.
>>117598066
>what is inflation
>>117597416
Yea, Sylphy shoulda been a pony tail, rather than a twin tail
>>117598066
But that's illegal.
>>117595900
Wait what? There's a non-vanilla 4chan? Do elaborate in detail, good sir.
>>117598066
>resorting to counterfeit
>>117598215
Newfriend pls
>>117598117
>typed about 100 WPM on middle school
>could type around 130 WPM on high school
>can type 137 max if I mash my keyboard
>90% of the time I'm typing at 30 WPM / 10 WPM while using one hand only because there is no need to post fast on 4chan
There are honestly very few occasions where I need to type fast.
Anyone know if that song they sang is in the character song OST?
>>117598215
>good sir
>>117597789
they already have a dinosaur themed attraction though
>>117596247
Her talent is being the dirt you stand on, otherwise you'd burn in fire or drown/boil in water or fall endlessly in a tornado.
>>117595217
>banned for posting Futabu in the Futabu thread
>>117596247
She's the cutest, so she doesn't need to be amazing at anything else.
>>117598454
Don't worry, I got a 3-day, boardwide ban because I posted Cross Ange's OP.
>>117597244
Firestorm. Aww yeaahhh...
Is Steam and Sandstorm confirmed for the faeries OTP?
Why is Koboli so cute
>>117598261
it's the B-side of the ED single. I was pleasantly surprised when they played it on episode 9 since I was listening to it on repeat wondering "wow this would be really good for an OP if the show was about the fairies"
>>117598271
No grills on the internetubes.
>>117598675
Inferiority complex moe.
>>117598675
klutz moe
>>117598059
>>117596909
>there are people who don't type 100+ words per minute
disgustingi'll catch up to fire one day.
So looks like this episode was a 4 element girls adventure quest side story?
>>117598602
Darude intensifies.
>>117598675
She just is.
>>117598744
>>117596247
that's because she isn't great at anything
she's the glue, the vanilla ice cream in a sundae, the broth in a stew
she's not noteworthy but it's understood that she balances out the group by being a cool head
>>117597052
I really doubt the giant drills would have killed anyone. If it came down to it they'd probably stop and Kanye would just give them an exasperated "mataku.." after the castle shut itself down automatically
>>117598822
Latifa pls, we know what you really are.
>>117597330
I'd watch an episode about the Kabuki actor and the Wrestler
>The Nichijou refugees from the OP
We're never going to see them again, are we?
>On the otherhand Salama is a semen demon
>damn you spiderman!
I want my bathroom tiles with the four fairies and Sento.
>>117598724
Don't you know we're all little girls here?
>>117599179
Is there a service that prints stuff on tiles? Alternatively, you could just print it on normal plastic and glue that on normal tiles, then coat the whole thing in transparent varnish or something.
>>117599373
I believe the best you can get is a mosaic with tiny stones, don't know if there is a way to just print them onto rock.
>>117599296
>little
how little?
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>117595784
It's an excerpt from Sylphy's diary
>>117599537
>this nigger
>>117598117
I dunno. I'm 25 now. And I just got a lot slower and less accurate. Might be because of the drills I got used to doing when I was at school. Now I'm not doing any of it.
>>117598744
>she sees your dick
OVA/spin-off with the previous fairies when?
>>117599635
that would be this one then
>>117599717
>she sees you
>>117599775
>slut
>>117594434
Use the lecherous trio to find all the worst bars in town. Have the fairies visit and swindle the drunkards out of their wallets and so forth. Use said wallets to buy a fuckton of drugs and resell them at a higher price in some other town. Have the trio look around the bars in that town, rinse and repeat until Amaburi is safe.Then buy out the love hotel next door and make it the new "employee housing".
>>117599775
worsttt girlll
Why is she so perfect?
>>117599834because she's not<3
is it AOTS yet?
>>117599955
it's not mushishi
>yfw Erect Sawaru
>>117599834
Wow those sparkles did something
>>117600000
...
Oh boy, here we go.
>>117599955
>all those reaction facesAmaburi Blue when?
>>117599179
Is there a high-res stitch of the fairies?
God, those tits.
>>117600000
Kanye would let that happen
>>117600000
Nice quints, but Latifa is dying of anorexia.
>>117599982
Mushishi had its year as AotS, let someone else have a turn.
Zoku Hen isn't a 2014 show, it's a show-sized time portal that links back to 2005 for 24 minutes every week.
>>117600014
She's a swallower, alright. Best girl, no question.
>>117600182
>Latifa is dying
Seems accurate to me.
>>117599955
Why is Tirami such a horrible person and why do I like him so much?
>>117600000
I wish people came like they do on his manga so that I would get my daily dose of protein easier.
Having to suck 400 dicks at the gym every day is suffering.
>>117600305
No bully
>>117600422
>>117594434
What the hell is going to happen in the end when they reach their goal? WILL THEY KANYE FUCK SENTO?!?
What single change in the show would ruin EVERYTHING for you, anon?
>>117600000
>sell Sento and Latifah to oil barons
absolutely genius, sasuga Kanye
>>117600305
holy fuck they didnt even draw the monitor
>>117600653
>What the hell is going to happen in the end when they reach their goal?
Kanye will leave the park.
>WILL THEY KANYE FUCK SENTO?!?
Never.
>>117600000
>>117600014
Yoshiki might be doing a Sylphie doujin after watching this episode. We just need Fatalpulse to deliver on that Latifah and we're good to go for winter comi
>>117600726
I guess you could say it'scomputer generated
>>117600712
Plan would backfire though.
>loses his secretary and princess that can bestow superpowers
>still fails to complete the contract (based on visitors, not money)
>loses the money he got
Has everyone forgot that he can read minds?
He just need to ask someone his bank password and read his mind.
Why do you faggots want kanye to fuck sento?
Why would you want someone else to fuck your waifu?
>>117600711
sento doesnt wear socks in one episode
>>117600798
speaking of secretary, Sento was a perfect secretary this episode. Didn't spazz, just did her job and did it great.
>>117600597
Walking moe factor.
>>117600748
I thought fatalpulse was going to shiro the bakos this comiket
>>117600711
we don't get a Shiina episode. They gave her enough screentime to set up for a Shiina episode, we better get one.
>>117600807
>not wanting sento barefoot
I just saved Amaburi in a minute
>>117600798
>Has everyone forgot that he can read minds?
Not our fault, that he doesn't use it regularly
>>117600858
>her arc sets her up for idol episode
>we won't get one because it'll be redundant to have two singing episode
Fucking fairies ruining everything.
>>117600798
>Has everyone forgot that he can read minds?
I think the author has.
>>117600931
well considering he can only use once per person, its understandable if he doesn't want to waste it on something potentially stupid when he might need it on that particular person later
>>117600836
>implying donuts-chan has time to have sex with that schedule
>>117600962
>hand holding
this is a WORKSAFE BOARD
>>117600978
He was going to break Ema. I'm going to buy commemorativedonuts.
>>117600931
what kind of trump card would it be if he used it every episode? It's not like he has anyone to use it on.
You faggots finally got your fairy-centric episode, and it was shit.
>>117600978
>implying Tarou won't find a way
>>117600000
Nasty.
>>117601079
>it was shit
It was a heart-warming fairy bonding episode
>>117601079
My favorite episode.
Easy. Start a lottery. Tickets will be given to guests upon entry, and the winner gets to keep Ruby the dragon forever.
>>117601079
It wasn't a fivesome with all of them, but it was good enough.
>go check amagi's doujin on sad panda
>My Beautiful Dark Deranged Fantasy
I fucking love the nips.
>>117601290
>5
Who's the fifth?
>>117601079
I wanted an air-centric episode.
>>117601298
Disgusting.
>>117600000
Is that 50 cent?
>>117601337
Yeezus, are you kidding me?
>>117601335
It would just be her sucking dicks.And it would be great
>>117601332
Sento, the gun fairy
>>117601079
Is was actually surprisingly enjoyable compared to the other episodes
>>117601453
Only the fairy hater would deem this episode as shit
>>117601453
all of the episodes in the second half have been great
>new employees giving us A, B and Shiina
>Pirate Sento
>pretendtobeKanye day starring Clannads
>Fairy episode
This show just keeps me so entertained. Humor just hits perfectly with me.
since we finally had a fairy episode, and although it is stacked in the favor of the mascots in screentime, which group have you come to like the most?
The mascots are still my nigga but Salama is perfect
>>117601908
Tirami the scumbag definitely shifts my favor towards the former.
>>117601908
The fairies are generic moeblobs only good for fanservice and waifuing.
The mascots are perverted drunkard middle aged men with real life problems and top tier comedic moments.
Not really a contest, Mascots are far superior.
>>117601908
The mascots, no contest.
The fairies are pale compared to them.
>>117601908
i want to see water get raped and mind broken so she loses all her genki
>>117601908
The more I see of Salama the less I like her. The best body in the world can't salvage you if you always bury your hone in that goddamn phone and speak with that rude mouth of hers. I can't stand people like that.
>>117601985
>mascots
>middle aged men
>voiced by girls
WTF?
>>117602044
That's the joke.
>>117602028
Yeah, I have to agree, she's pretty worst girl.