Is your waifu a decent, respectable girl that you would bring home to introduce to your parents to, /a/??
>>117029880
>??
Kill yourself and take your shit thread with you.
>>117029880
>seasonal waifu
You're waifu a shit.
>>117030105
>seasonal waifu
>the manga is 3 years old
>the anime aired almost a year ago
>>117030105
>seasonal
>>117030432
>bumping a shit thread
>>117030105
>seasonal
>>117029980
>I'm offended by a slip of the keyboard
Literal autism
Nah.
>>117031445
>typing like you're in a chatroom
>>>/facebook/
Neither of us have parents, but I'm sure if I did I wouldn't have any doubt that she'd make a good impression on them. If anything, she'd be TOO polite.
>>117029880
Of course!
>>117029880
She is all that is good.
>>117031510
Are you embarrassed of your own waifu? Or is it something else?
>>117029880
Yes she is
Only if she was the same age as me.
>>117032001
Shame about her voice in the anime
>>117029880
I just caught up today and nothing of interest has happened past chapter ten.
How many girls are in love with the MC now? Nine?
>I'm going to confess my feelings
>oh no "EVENT" has happened and I no longer can
Fuck that shit.
>>117032081
She has the voice of an angel.
>>117031923
Mama may not like the drinking, the laser fighting, or the space pirating. Mama kinda sucks. Ryoko is love.
>>117032089
>How many girls are in love with the MC now?
I never thought to count, actually.
1. gorilla
2. tsugumi
3. marika
4. onodera
5. the younger dera
6. yui
>only half a dozen
MC confirmed a shit.
Yes
>>117032171
That's tough, /a/non. You could come visit me and my waifu any time. We would love having guests.
But what if my waifu is a middle schooler
>>117032039
Yeah, that's my only issue really. I think my parents would love her (and frankly be glad I brought a girl home at all), but at my age bring home a 17-18 year old would be iffy, and illegal. Given that I was about her age when I watched her show, I just like to think she's aged along with me basically.
Respectable or not, I probably wouldn't introduce her.
Yes, she's in the military and she's very passionate about her job.
>>117032470
Sayaka is 14. 17-18 isn't really illegal. It's legal in my state. 14 is not legal anywhere here.
Yes. But then again she's damn perfect.
>>117029880
Yes. Though I think it'd be a while before I introduced my mom to her.
>>117032600
What do you think it will be like when Sayaka introduces her waifu to her parents?
>>117029880
Yes, I'd love to bring her home
>>117032940
I don't know, but you're dumb.
>>117032600
But why is your waifu such a dummy?
>>117033013
Said the pot to the kettle
>>117029880
Of course, she's a hard worker that would make my parents proud.Then we'd have sex in the living room while my parents are in the other room.
>>117033013
That hurt my feelings.
Uhhhh...
I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
She would act like it that's for sure
>>117029880
Are you kidding? Anyone would be thrilled with Kurisu as a potential daughter in law.
As long as she doesn't goad anyone into strangling her at the dinner table
>>117029880
They would be proud. As long as she keeps her knife out of sight, anyway.
>>117034409
>using a tumblr gif in 4chan
My parents would hate her personality. But we are perfect for each other so it doesn't matter
They'd almost definitely love her.
>>117034102
she crazy tho
>>117029880
Yes, absolutely.
She's the classiest around.Plus they'd be happy if I brought home literally any girl at this point.
>>117034591
Doesn't that make it a 4chan gif then?
As long as we avoided bringing up any of the murder stuff at home.
>>117034794
That's part of why I'd never want to bring a girl to visit my parents.
>>117029880
She's a 14 year old ninja warrior
My father would give me a high five and my mother would kill me in my sleep
Or probably right then and there
>>117029880
She's pretty decent and respectable, I'll admit. If only I had parents to bring her home to...
Something like that
>>117029880
Absolutely. My mom might be put off by the>girlthing, though.And for that reason, it's a good thing my dad's pretty much out of the picture.
>>117029880
No, my waifu is a mob girl with a horrible personality that would likely try to screw over my relationship with my parents. Not because she's a Yandere and wants me for herself, she's just mean.I would go along with it.
>>117035747
>implying you could sensibly bring home a ten year old
>>117029880
Oh my yes.
The question is if my parents are respectable enough thatthey don't end up kill
>>117035988
>B-But she's seventeen!
>Realize she's midget even by Japanese standards
>It's more like she's a 7 year old
>>117036189
How tall is she again?
Because I can picture the reaction if I brought a girl that short home
>I'm 6'7"
>>117036412
dam 6'7"
i'm 6'3" and i think i'm tall lol
>>117029880
Yes.
>>117036412
>lanklets
>>117036527
Ive been trying to bulk, /fit/, I promise
My waifu is a work of art.
She never fails to take my breath away.
She's so beautiful, so darn beautiful.
>>117029880
Yes. To bring home the one for whom I wear a ring would be most exciting.
I want to play with my waifu's bells.
>>117036412
4'9"
So a short middle school girl
>>117029880
what could go wrong?
>>117037016
I want to play with my waifu's tails
>>117037144
Well damn
>>117037016
I wanna play with my waifu's ribbon
>>117036760
The funny thing is, that's true both literally and figuratively.
>>117037016Be sure to work the shaft.
>>117037374Fine, I will
>>117029880
I'd think so. She may be a bit blunt and direct, but I think the family would definitely enjoy her company.
>Implying i have parents
>>117037429
Then how were you born?
>>117029880
Of course!
>>117036911
>decent and respectable
>most exciting
pick one
I'm pretty sure drooling, flashing and humping people's legs in public is neither decent nor respectable in most developed countries.
But it certainly would be most exciting.
Your waifu asuper freak
>>117036495
Bringing your parents a robot. Robosexual explanition why you have a complete sentient pocket pussy.
>>117037461
There dead, Jim.
>>117037557
Where dead?
>>117037583
He's suffering from batman syndrome
>>117037516
OP just asked if my waifu is a decent, repectable girl that I would take home to my parents. He didn't ask if they were human.Besides, I would take of her screw for her and make sure she doesn't suddenly bump into anything that would cause her body parts to fall off.
I think she could be if she wanted to, but no.That is, if I can even call her a waifu anyway. I'm still not sure.
>>117029880
No
>>117029880
My parents would be ecstatic if I introduced them to any girl, so it wouldn't matter.but yes, she is
>>117037676
Sudden cake comes out during dinner. Family so understanding.
>>117037694
Only if you're a girl.
>>117037593
>>117037848
Haha!Fuck.
Yes.
She would be a shy at first so my parents would think it is cute, cautious and silent so my family would find her very respectable. Though if cosplay did make it to the concersation they would see why i love her.
>>117037718
FNC is best upotte
She is kind, gentle and wouldn't hurt a fly. I think they would get along just fine.
>>117038125
you misspelled "L85A1"
What has he done to deserve my parents? Did he do something bad? As far as my husbando knows, I have no parents. I might as well have popped out of a flower and was raised by forest creatures or something equally ridiculous.
My brothers are good people, though. I wouldn't mind introducing him to them. They might have an understandably rocky relationship at first, but I couldn't see them becoming enemies either.
>>117038190
Actually I misspelled G3
I can hear my mom bitching already.
>>117029880
Absolutely. She's such an amazing girl.
>>117038201
I've had a laugh reading this, friend. I wouldn't be surprised if your brothers may be a bit intimidated at first, he is a pretty big and strong guy!Luckily most of my siblings are still pretty young so they'll probably refer to her as a "nice but mean lady."
>beautiful
>smart
>graceful
>elegant
>funny
>kind
Yeah, they'd be fucking thrilled, to tell you the truth.I think my girlfriend would understand, too.
>>117038371
It gets better.
My oldest brother is a police officer and a pretty big guy himself. On top of that, the whole family seems to have some kind of shady hillbilly aura to them. Taking this into account, we made a promise that they'd prank my next boyfriend by pretending to be crazy, possessive rednecks when they first meet him and that I'd help.
I'm not sure if I'd break the promise just for their sakes and tell them about him or let them find out about him on their own.
>>117037920
It's alright, Anon. Just think about this-- that's one less wrong answer left. Keep your head held high.Kanbaru'd still be a pretty great bro, at least.
>>117038343
I WANT TO MARRY NEPGEAR
>>117038759
She's my wife you bastard.
>>117038646
I'd imagine they'd probably not try it a second time once they get a first impression of him. He doesn't look like he fools around much based on the images of him! That's still pretty funny though, because at thought I'd imagine they'd be reluctant to go through with that promise too.
>>117029880
They wouldn't be able to complain, since there's nothing outstandingly good or bad about Yomi.
Fuck all the anime-only haters. Koko is the purest of waifus even if she shlicks to porn. It just makes her all the more delicious.
>>117038741
You're right, but sometimes you just gotta wonder if the whole "waifu" thing is really for you.
>>117029880
If she went to their house? Respectable and courteous.
If my parents came to her house? She'd be the one in charge.
>>117038833
your next fetish should be NTR if i were you
I showed my dad a picture of my wife I keep in my wallet and he got me put on a 72 hour psychiatric hold at the time, never again.
Apparently everyone in the psych ward "isn't supposed to be there" and it's always "just a misunderstanding", don't bother trying to get out of it. Just wait for the 72 hours to come up.
>>117038201
>>117038371
>siblings
Oh god no. I can hear my brother now. Pure verbal diarrhea aboutboys loving boys, and how my husbando looks like a girl,delivered in his disgusting raspy/nasally voice at a mile a minute. My head hurts just thinking about it. 11+ years of literal autism cannot be unheard.
>>117038961
It's better than nothing, right?
>Been in love since 2009
>Has a romanticized view on love despite being a scientist
>Loyalty and faith flow through her veins
>Cute with a fairly solid set of morals
The better question is am I worthy enough for her to take home?
Probably not
>>117029880
If I was younger, or if she was older, sure. Or if the age disparity wasn't there to begin with.
>>117034906
Man, every fucking year my mom brings up the joke of wanting to hire me a prostitute for my birthday.
>>117039063
Right, but I'm thinking I've been kinda stupid at it for a while.
Maybe I ain't ready for the commitment, or something. There are a few who I'm especially fond of, but that ain't conducive to the whole waifu thing and I'm not sure where said fondness would fall within the four loves.
Hell if I know any more. I'll just settle for being glad for you guys that don't have this stupid bullshit going on in your heads and actually have it nailed down, for now.
She's smart and as classy as you could ask for, so I see no way that she could mess things up. My family would actually be the ones to embarrass me. The tension of introducing both separately when they hate each other as much as they do would not be much fun either.
>>117039000
Ntr a shit, so no. :^)
>>117038890
>implying any teenage girl doesn't
>>117039077
Idealistic scientists with romanticized views on love are pretty fantastic, I can attest to that.
Of course!
I don't think introducing most of the waifus in this thread would go over well.
>Hi mom, dad! This is my girlfriend, she's underage and is on middle/junior high school!
>>117029880
Pretty sure our parents would be glad that there's even a female in our lives.
Unless she's fat.
>>117039309
I feel lucky in that regard, but at the same time I'd still expect embarrassing stories and questions that I wouldn't want to deal with.
>>117039309
>Most
>>117039309
Yunocchi is 18 now even in canon, but I age her with me anyway - that could work for most.
>>117039309
Optimally, I'd already be in an alternate universe, but I'd take what I could get.
I want to listen to the muffled sounds she makes when I finger her cute pussy
>>117039468
Why muffled?
>>117037497
It would be exciting for me.
And please, she's not like that all the time, not even half the time. I'll take the spoiler as a compliment.
>>117039309
Well, they already know that. The real shocker would be actually bringing her home.
>>117039309
My waifu is hundreds of years older than me.
>>117039501
Because in my mind, it's cuter than her loudly moaning like a beast.
>>117039232
Nice blog fgtHope you get that shit figured out.
>>117039527
>Well, they already know that.
Uh... what do you mean, exactly?
>>117039527
>your parents know
How do they know?
Mine know because I can't BS them or they'll call me out on it and they asked about my daki when they visited, just so this isn't a one sided exchange
Yes, but since shes still considered a minor here it'd be frowned upon that I'm around 3 years older than her.
>>117039662
could have taken the pillowcase off for the visit pretty easily
my waifu is a picture of a rhino, so yes I would be quite ashamed
>>117039709
Yeah, I forgot
Not going to deny it
>>117039662
I wish for a daki, but it beingloli NanohaI don't think it would be the most sightly thing to have. (Would get a SFW one, but the implications are still weird.) Live with my parents, and although they're not the kind to burn pedos at the stake, it would still be weird.
Why haven't you inseminated you're waifu?
>>117039947
Because I'm not 2Dyet
>>117039947
That requires us to be in the same dimension.
>>117039947
Because I don't have one yet senpai;w;
>>117039947
Because I haven't climbed through the portal yet
She wouldn't love me anyway, she's winning the MCbowl come 2015.
>athletic
>cute
>good family
>Justice fanatic
>name parents can pronounce
Yup no problem introducing her
>>117040146
>tfw waifu lost the MCbowl in the most cruel manner possible
I just wanted her to be happy.
>>117032294
Hey there's more! Don't forget Maruusha
>>117031762
>bring a reverse trap home to meat the parents
>all of their suspicions about you are confirmed.
>>117040196
I'm talking big
My waifu is little more than a side character with about 10 minutes of screen time with the MC
At least she seems happy
>>117029880
What is your waifu most known for by others?
>>117040282
What.
That's unusual. Who is she?
>>117039219
That's pretty fucked up that your own mother would say that to you. What was your childhood like?
>>117039675
3 years is nothing. In fact, assuming you're waifu is in high school, 3 years is guaranteed to fall within the "half your age plus seven" rule.
>>117031762
You have good taste, my friend.
My father murdered my mother when I was like 11, good old dad. She was a real cunt, I can't blame him.
>>117039077
Are you me?
>>117037694
Should I worry for Anon?
>>117029880
Mai is a kind and well-mannered girl. I don't think she'd have problems interacting with others and making a good impression.
>>117039309
She's over 18 after a timeskip following the end of her series.
>>117040146
I am cautiously optimistic that Mai will win the guy she loves eventually.
>>117039309
>most of my waifus
What is this blasphemy...
>>117040319
No, she only has the smallest of chances of winning
I'm blowing her chances up in an attempt to do something, not exactly sure what
>>117040430
I want you to take a good look at what you just did.
>>117040328
The what?
>>117040444
Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to accomplish here, I'm confused now.
Of course.
But only if she introduces herself as my father's illegitimate daughter.
>>117039309
yet another reason why Christmas Cake makes the best waifu.
I hope my parents won't be bothered by how pretentious she can be sometimes. She's always cute though.
>>117040486
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#The_.22half-your-age-plus-seven.22_rule
>>117040664
That's fucking cute.
>>117040664
I want tobarrel down a rural highway in a 70's Cadillacwith my husbando.
>>117040539
Cougars in my familys den, there is going to be a fight sonewhere with my female relatives.
>>117040922
70's ? Very intersting taste anon. I would go with 50's Chevy Nova but still very nice .
>>117029880
Yes she is.
>>117040719
Ah, she is in highschool in class 2-1 and i'm guessing it means year 2 class 1 so she's 15-16?
But I'm18so the age would fall at 14 meaning it's bad to date 14 and below and good 15 and up? America is picky with the age thing.
>>117040448
>>117041027
I just love landboats.Almost as much as I love my husbando.
Novas are still pretty cool though.
>>117041050
I think she'd be 16-17 if she's a second year. 16 is your lower limit, so you're pretty safe, even in 'murrica and among normalfags.
>>117041050
You might want to redo the math. But at least you and your waifu are equally as retarded.
Nope, total skank
>>117041151
He age doesn't really matter, I just wouldn't want to be accused of being a pedo or something even though I'm not a real adult until age 21.
>>117041215Y-You too
>>117029880
Hahahahahahahaha
no
>>117041485
Oh wow.
>>117029880
I'm more worried about the shaming her in front of her parents
>>117041597
I still would introduce her to my parents if she wanted to meet them. It would be a total disaster, but I'd do it.
Yui is a good girl so yes.
I want to eat out my waifu, and kiss her right afterwards.
Biribiri is a good child. My parents will definitely approve of her.
>>117029880
Of course she is and I would happily introduce her. I'm sure they would like any girl I would find.They still have hope and constantly ask me when I will find one, even if I've never had one and all my merchandise (including daki) is her.
>>117039309
I'm only 3 years older, it's acceptable.
>>117039947
I would if only I could.
>>117039947
Because I don't want to have sex nor do I want children
>>117039947
I have in a way.
>>117042585
That thing is fucking ugly.
>>117032081
A shame about your shit taste.
