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>Don't lick there. It's dirty
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>Be gentle

Can't be helped
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>"You should be responsible for this, okay?"

Like hell I will
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>>116825711

deadbeat
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>explains every detail of what is going on in the panel

for what purpose
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Would you watch an anime with Tyler the Creator as the MC? I would.
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>mindbreak via penetration
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>>116825775

Only if Kanye is in it.
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>You're just like a baby
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>>116825819
I don't know if he has time with his other anime project right now.
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>>116825755
they do the same thing in some battle manga so
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>>116825559
But that's hot.
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>it's embarrassing
>>116825819
That'd make it the Kanye show then.
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>you just came and you're still this hard
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>Noooo that's perverted
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>W-what are you doing there, anon?
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>>116825559
I don't see anything wrong with that.

What if she took a piss and didn't wipe properly.
Or some dead skin/sweat collected ans she didn't get to clean it yet.
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NO DON'T!!!!! NOT INSIDE!
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>>116825990
The guy usually into that or at the very least doesn't give a fuck. It happens so often it's like why even mention it? what if it turns the reader off?
not that I don't like it. It just happens too often
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>Magic "aphrodisiac"
Back in my day all a mindbreak took was a good dicking
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>>116825559
Get pregnant!!
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>>116825775
all day long
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>>116825559
>delicious dick cheese
shit thats gross, you have to be hobo tier to have that.
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>>116825990
vaginas are really disgusting
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>don't cum inside
>leglocks anyway
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>>116826094
I fail to see the problem here
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>>116826098
Dicks are too. Look at this >>116826092
>>116826062
After a while it wold get disgusting. You can only go so long eating piss and dead skin crust without getting physically sick.

Not that I know personally.
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>My Womb!!!
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>>116826094
The way this is drawn I thought that she was rubbing dicks with a humanoid centipede
where'd you get it? reverse image search hasn't worked for me in like a year
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>Rivers of cum after one round
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>>116826111
Shit like this bothers me to no end and it's everywhere
>"No! No! NO, STOP!"
>thought bubble: *this.. his massive cock.. feels so GOOD*
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> hurry put inside
> stop
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How can anyone not like that shit? There's nothing hotter than a loli getting embarrassed about having somewhere unclean licked
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>>116826191
idk dicks dont get yeast infections or bleed for a week out of every month
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>>116825819
>amagi brilliant park.
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>>116826092
The smell of my own smegma has served to increase my sexual desire in the past. Is that weird?
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I want to powerwash her vagina
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NOOOOO!!! I`M VIRGIN!!!
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>>116826208
>Guy bottoms out
>Girl goes full ahegao
From what I've been told pushing against the entrance like that is actually quite painful
Fortunately my dick does not obey my brain
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>>116825639
Wouldn't it be more logical for the girl to take the lead if neither person is experienced?
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>>116826269
No, it's normal.
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>____-kun's dick is inside me
>____-'s pussy feels so good.
>no stop, I dint like it..speech bible has hearts in it.
Hot girls giving gross neckbreads the time of day after one fuck, hell even in the first place.
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>>116826319
>Fortunately my dick does not reach that far
fixed for you
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>I'm going to put it inside, okay?
>O-okay
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>>116826069
I'm not a regular of PFSC. Which one is that from?
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>every porn is doujin
stop it
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>>116826324
Not really.
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>>116825559

>They say I've come down since the last album, well lick my dick how does that sound um...
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>>116826165
I'm surprised that there wasn't any pegging in this doujin.

But it did have something a lot worse.
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>>116826441
What's wrong?
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>>116826394
But that's the best.
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>>116826319
It is, girth/penis width is more important than length. Since the opening is more sensitive in a good way the width should simulate it.
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>B-But I poop from there!
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>>116826349
this is more likely than you'd think
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>you're hitting my womb
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>If you do that, I'll die!
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sure is 2010 hypebeast in here
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>>116826468
source
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>>116826504

>does the blowjob afterwards
>kisses you afterwards

eeyup...
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>>116826518
going inside a lolis womb must be amazing
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>>116826468
>A lot worse
I'm curious.
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>>116826022
>>116826111
>>116826216
I do that all the time, say "no, stop, don't do it" when I absolutely do want it and don't want it to stop.

It absolutely is stupid as fuck, but it's pretty common.
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>>116826485
I never said it wasn't, I just said it's overused.
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>>116826544
Suzuka-sama's Servant

I'm too lazy to check if google image search works right now so I'm just giving it to you.
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>>116826485

After they just got through sucking/licking one another to hell and back? Where did this shyness come from.
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>>116826544
Same guy who did this
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>>116826608
get out slut
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Sure is Fakku here.
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>>116826639
>Urethra insertion
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>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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>>116825559
>phimosis
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>>116826513
I know, still doesn't make sense. i would do a neckbread but he can't be sweaty gross.
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>>116826639
>Suzuka-sama's Servant
thanks, but lol at using google to search for a doujin with that kind of content
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>>116826592
It gets pretty hardcore

>>116826757
>Not fapping to the 20 pages of full-color basically vanilla stuff at the end
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>>116826094
>futa on male

Absolutely disgusting. Now if it were futa on futa on the other hand...
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>>116826319
It depends on the girl. Most feel a lot of pain when you bump the cervix, some like it when they're getting close to the edge, and a smaller set just like it altogether.
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>mom I'm tired of fucking you in the ass and getting blowjobs, I want to do you in the pussy
>WE CAN'T WE'RE MOTHER AND CHILD!
You do all that but that's the line you can't cross.
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>Girl has tears streaming down her face during sex.
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>>116826883
What about the part AFTER those 20 pages where she tattoos her name on the head of his dick?
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>>116826925
I've actually never seen this happen.
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Why is there doujin speech in my normal manga?
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>i'm at my limit
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>>116826955
Now see, why did you have to go and tell me that?
I actually felt phantom pain.
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>>116826961
Really? In a lot of incest manga for some reason they make a big deal out of vaginal sex but completely accept anal and oral like it's nothing.
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>halfway through consenting sex
>bitch starts saying "stop"
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>Will t-that fit in?
>>116826543
Is it the tylershit? Seems like every board I go on once posted it, catches on
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>>116827052
FUCK♂YOU
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>the amount of semen that a man ejaculates
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>Still no "my hips are moving on their own"
For shame, that's THE fucking cliche
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>>116827027
The tattooing probably isn't even as painful as what she does after that.
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>>116827097
Nah, fuck you leather man.
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>>116827128

>>116826762
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>girl's womb actually latches onto penis
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>>116827097
Fuck you, goldman
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>today's a safe day
All of those child supports.
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>>116827160
Nigga, that's hot as fuck.
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>it's not sex my pussy is just giving your dick a blowjob
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>blood
>gallons of blood
>and it won't go away

Next tab
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>>116826062
Maybe if you're used to eating out toilets, yeah
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>>116826445
But they're always the one who gets hurt. The worst thing that could happen for a guy is that they get nervous and go soft.
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>>116827176
I must be a retard but how the fuck are they sure they're safe?
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>>116825990
>wiping after peeing
What
Is this an actual girl thing?
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>last page
>MC wakes up "It was all a dream"
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>You came so much. If I get pregnant, you'll have to take responsability.
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>>116827259
It gets all over their vaginas and ass cheeks and stuff I'm pretty sure.
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>>116827259
Yep, me mum and sister do it
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>My insides are breaking
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>>116827303
Ew, girls are gross.
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>>116827259
>>116827303
yes it's a real thing. please meet a girl someday
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>>116827245
There's no way to be sure, but it depends on their menstration cycle or some shit.
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>>116827355
>please meet a girl someday


What are you, insane?
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>sister discovers you masturbating
>proceeds to have sex with you
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>Let me clean it with my mouth
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>>116827355
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>It feels like I'm melting~~~
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>>116827259
>>116827303
>>116827376
Have you ever even seen a girl
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>>116827428
>you're like this because of me? I guess i'll have to take responsibility
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>I could get addicted to this~!
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>>116827428
Here's a good one.
>Locks don't exist in the 2D realm
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>>116827259
>>116827303
Jesus, that's disgusting. I've never been happier to be a single male than right now
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>all these anons who don't know how girls work
I mean, yeah, I get why so many of you don't. But still...
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>>116827303
>>116827355
>>116827466
Absolutely disgusting. I regret asking. Why are girls so gross /a/?
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>>116827164
Get out of that uhhh jabroni outfit
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>Dick is covered with ______
What's the point when most of the dick is already showing?
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>>116827466
>asking this question in a doujin cliche thread on /a/
Who is the fool?
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>>116827577
You have no idea, friend.
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>>116827478
>It looks like you're in pain
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>>116827303
disgusting
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>>116827631
Thanks, now I'm asexual.
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>>116827631

judging women based on /cgl/ is like going to /r9k/ for a fair assessment on men
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>>116825755
damn got it early in the thread this one pisses me off to no end
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>>116825990
>>116827259
>>116827303
Please stop talking about girls pissing It is really, really arousing me
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So you're suppose to shower before sex, but wouldn't sex make you dirty again?
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>>116827798
>It is really, really arousing me

I only really find pissing arousing when it's in yuri. I have no idea why.
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>>116827238
>its always hurts the first time
This is a myth, you know that right?
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>>116827595
Yeeeeaaahh? Smartass
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>>116827631
Why are 3D pigs so disgusting?
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>>116827866
I'll show you who's boss of this grail war.
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>>116827798
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>>116827848
Yes, but it still happens frequently.
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>>116827118
>not finding that the most delicious part
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>>116827631
Another reason to stick with 2D
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>>116827118
>Not being depressed because men don't ejaculate that much
why even live
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>Let's cum together
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>looks like this part of you is being honest with itself
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>>116827936
The first one kind of reminds me of that NEET Saber comic thing. Same artist?
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>>116827938
It can still hurt after years of sex. The biggest reason it hurts is because of nervousness or lack of proper stimulation that leads to things not being lubricated and open. The only cliche that is somewhat accurate is
>we have to get you wet otherwise its going to hurt

Plenty of girls break their hymens doing shit other than sex and never even notice because it's mostly a psychological thing.
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>>116827259
>maybe in the back of knee
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>>116828072
Yes, Hiroyuki, the mangaka responsible for all of those Fate doujns and such lines as "A cat is fine too" and "J-jam it in!"
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>girl actually enjoying being impaled by a foot long dick
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>>116828189
Huh. Learn something new every day, I guess.
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ITT: Virgins and one-timers prove how much they don't know about sex and commit the logical fallacy of applying their limited experience to every situation
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>>116828241
So superior.
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>>116828241
I think you may be on the wrong board, buddy.
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>>116828241
And what about you, faggot?
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>>116828072

so it seems
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>>116828042
you have no idea how much I hate that
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>>116827755
I don't remember /r9k/ being THAT bad a couple years ago, when I was checking out all the different boards, it was sorta like /b/ lite.
>Go look at /r9k/ now
Why didn't I listen? Was it always this bad?
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>>116828072
Super Ore-sama Love Story
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>>116828241
Forgive me for not being a true alpha male
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>>116828317
i'll have you know i've been laid twice sir i am a superior god to you plebians
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>>116828354
son I think you quoted the wrong person
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>awful horrible guy starts fondling girl
>she protests
>holds her down
>"you're already this wet so it's okay!"
>starts to rape her
>she is now powerless to his dick and loves him mindlessly
does this happen often in real life
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>>116828277
>>116828298
>>116828302
>>116828343
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>N-noo, don't cum inside!
*cums inside*
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>>116828413
no
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>a mature woman has sex with a teenager
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>>116828413
More than you'd think
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>>116828413

rarely
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>>116828458
>OH NO IM PREGNANT I CAN FEEL IT
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>>116828456
meh
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>>116828413
maybe
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>>116828456
Yep, you sure rassled my jamboozles. Good job, man.
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>>116828413
no they do a thorough calculation table in their head to decide on if the guy raping her can provide more for her than the guy she is currently with

if it turns out he can she begins to go with it
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>>116828478
I prefer teenager girls with little boys and there simply isn't enough of that. I was actually going to write something, but I keep putting it off because it's too hard to write set up for the situations I want.
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>>116828320
It's been taken over by feelfags and frogfags. It's final death knell was its deletion and being reinstated.
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>>116828508
At least you're honest.

But seriously, you guys have access to a large majority of human knowledge via the internet. Don't rely on porn, especially cartoon porn that is often purposely exaggerated, to learn about actual sex. Unless you are using it to learn techniques because
>h-how did you get so good at this?
>i did some research/read your dirty magazines/watched your videos
is kinda accurate.
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>>116827844
it's a Japanese thing. Supposed to be romantic.
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>>116828611
Don't forget the looks factor.
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>>116828701
Probably because I don't care about researching the female body?
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>>116826456
>Smell my gooch, you could kiss my buns
And I don't give a shit, ban my rectum.
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>>116827844
You wouldn't want to fug someone drenched in sweat, smelling of vinegar and worse.
Or maybe you would.
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>>116827844
>why even change your underwear if it's gonna get dirty again
>why brush your teeth if they're gonna get dirty again
See the flaw in this?
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>>116828701

>implying sex with my waifu isn't real
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>>116828640
Boy caught sniffing sister's panties, gets caught, she tells parents, parents then tie her up and force him to rape her as punishment, like being forced to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes, she becomes mindbroken and loves it, he ends up hating it because she sucks him dry, and the last scene is her with her mindbreak face talking crazy shit to her growning belly and their parents telling the sullen boy that he has to take responsibility while patting him on the shoulder
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>>116828176
Why don't they just take a hot bath beforehand?
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>>116825775
Fund it.
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>>116828759
Then you're just wasting your time it's not like we didn't
>come over just to study!

>>116828845
It isn't, can't you realize that when you've
>always dreamed of doing it with you, this is too good to be true
it is too good to be true?
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>magical girl/warrior girl doujin
>the girl proves to be shit at her job and proceeds to get raped my monsters

What's the point of liking these super powered chicks just to have most doujins about them being raped by the monsters theyre usualy so good at killing?
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>>116828895
Because sometimes
>i havent taken a bath today!

I guess how much that would help would depend on the person.
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>>116829008
I honestly can't make heads or tails of what you're saying.
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>>116829015
The people who design the magic equipment purposely make it shitty at dealing rape monsters.
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>>116829050
I'm trying to hide thread relevant discussion in the form of shit posting in an attempt to be humorous. Not doing it for you?
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>bf is so beta that he recoils when the girlfriend lifts her shirt
>practically has to keep him from running away
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>>116829015
Cosplay.
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>>116827259
Are you niggers telling me that you don't do that?
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>>116829094
Nah, needs work. Good effort.
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>>116829136
I don't have a vagina, so no.
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>>116827736
This is exactly what I thought.
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>>116825559
Yeah. this guy has got it right OP. >>116825911
I love seeing that line. The follow-up
>I'm only this wet because it's you!
is even better.
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>I'll take you to the candy shop
I mean really? 50 cent lyrics?
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>>116825559
I want to see a doujin where they say that and their butthole really his full of shit
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>>116829188
Me neither and I still do it.
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>>116825990
>piss and sweat
Oh god yes.
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>>116829159
I can't think of another pun. I tried. Back to the drawing board.
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>>116829188
Sit down to pee master race. Relaxing. Stretch out your legs. Wipe it clean. No chance of backsplash dribble on your pants.

There needs to be more girl walks in on guy in the bathroom and he's pulling up his boxer briefs
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>>116827631
>scratch/dig around my vagina for smegma and other crust type things
>I have this wierd growth above my vagina
>I've got super hairy nipples
>when I hit puberty, I was making buckets of mucus
>I usually smear my period all over my thighs and stomach before I wash it off in the shower
>just the innermost wall of your uterus shedding

What the fuck?
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>>116829476
Women.
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>>116829476
Why can't women into puberty right?
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>>116825775
B.O.B is the antagonist?
and Hops is the comedy relief.
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>It's not comfy
http://exhentai.org/g/667495/e277868d5c/
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>Please! Anywhere but there! Come outside!
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>>116829476
You know what, I was going to try to point out that guys do some pretty gross shit, too, but honestly I couldn't think of anything intrinsically male that's even remotely close to that disgusting. I mean maybe tasting your own cum or something, but that's about it.
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>>116827631
This should be an anti-rape campaign.
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>>116828413
maybe if the guy is rich
someone post the story about that jp guy who couldnt get that loli
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>"Eh? Are you going all out just because my little sister is watching?"
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>>116827631
What the fuck did i just read? Do they all have STDs or what?
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>>116829998
This one?
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>>116830027
>You suddenly got even bigger
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I don't get all the reaction from the /cgl/ shit. It's disgusting, sure, just don't think about it. Women are people, we all do disgusting shit, don't think about it. I still vomited though
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>>116827144
You mean about cursing his dick to cum only when she says so? I fail to see why would that hurt.
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>THE LOWER HALF OF MY ABDOMEN IS MOVING INVOLUNTARILY
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>>116825559
>"I want Oniichan's baby"
>"I'll definitely get pregnant."
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>>116830170
>we all do disgusting shit
I'll be the first to admit I do gross shit but come the fuck on. Uterus shedding? What the fuck even?
The most disgusting involuntary thing I've ever had happen to me is have all of my genital skin peel off in the bath tub.
>tfw when I haven't taken a bath in 10 years.
Showers are where it's at. I didn't want to sit in my own filth anyway
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>>116830075
>Being an IRL NTR protag
Damn. Damn.
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>>116828761

>Here, take a goddamn picture
>And tell Spike Lee he's a goddamn nigger
>And while you're at it, pass the lotion
>And fapping and Xbox Live, that fun
>Before I come, I'm calling your sister
>When she comes over, I take picture
>Instantly put it on Instagram
>And suplex her off a building if I get banned.
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>>116830353
>The most disgusting involuntary thing I've ever had happen to me is have all of my genital skin peel off in the bath tub.

Are you a grill? No? Then how can you even imagine it as disgusting when you haven't had one.
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>im being molested in a public train someone please help me i dont want to get raped.

how is this even possible? i mean if they took the 1 second it takes to yell molester things would get much better?


the only time you shouldnt scream on a train when your getting molester if you feel a barrel or a knife on your back, other then that its not rape.
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>>116830353
Yes, but do you think about uterus shedding when and if you talk to women? Hell fucking no, that's not shit that you think about just as much as they don't think about you taking a shit.

Furthermore, when it comes to doing the deed and fucking a gril, no one thinks about that shit because it would be counter intuitive to reproduction, as it would make one of the people strongly averted to doing it.
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>>116830506
Cultural difference, women are used to being more submissive in Japan to that, as public disturbances are dishonorable or something. It's changing though.
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>>116830506
You could do anything in Japan and people would ignore it.

Just dont do bad shit like wearing shoes indoors.
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>>116829755
Tasting your own cum isn't as bad as smearing blood all over yourself or ripping things out of your vagina.
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>>116825559
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>>116827631
The human body is a beautiful, magical, wonderful thing.
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>>116826456
>>116825559
>>116828761
I hate Tyler the Creator of shit so much
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>>116830801

>Shit taste

Earl a best tho.
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>>116830801
Same here, but meh. I don't really listen to much rap. It's mostly instrumentals for me. Or Kanye.
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>>116830875
Mein neger
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>>116830801
>>116830464
>Why y'all so salty? Hot tamale is on, a can of beans, bitch, I'm on. Your boy is bad to the bone.
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>still not posted
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>>116831161
>but I'll take your virginity, mom.

Every fucking time
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>>116831060
>Backing up a bunch of fatherless kids and a pack of dust
>Could fucking splat and show you the fucking iraq in us
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>>116831161
>>116831205

and this shit is why I've started sticking to vanilla or untranslated stuff

one of my favorite doujins has literally one line of dialogue and it's the sister shouting "THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS WEATHER"
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>>116827466
<This is your home
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>>116831205
>tfw can't find the "Impregnate my ass" doujin yet
Life sure sucks.
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>dude has an arm length, CoC level cock
>bottoms out in pussy
Wouldn't that hur-
>bottoms out in ass
Well now hold on i'm pretty sure there's gonna be some internal dama-
>bottoms out in mouth
Alright hold the fuck up, his dick must be literally in her stomach at this point, not to fucking mention the lack of gag reflex and the snake jaw that she'd need to swallow that whole thing jesus. Don't get me wrong, it's hot, but it's depressing because the 3DPD version pales in comparison.
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>>116831251
>Guess I'll jack off before dinner
Sounds familiar.
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>>116825932
But I love that shit!
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*sfx: goosh goosh
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>>116827438
Nigger, that's hot as shit.
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>>116831546
>sfx: something that isn't an onomatopoeia
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>serious and easily angered class representative who the guy has a crush on is actually incontinent and wears diapers, and him finding out about it leads to him confessing and them having sex
Why the fuck is this so common in recent diaper H-mangas?
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>>116831662
please don't tell me that there's pee and scat involved during sex
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