Let's talk about Kanbaru
>>116216152
I want to fuck Kanbaru.
>>116216197
Me too
>>116216323
yo también
>>116216371
me as well
rapist murderous dike
I want to put my penis in Kanbaru's butt and then just leave it there while she reads yaoi
>>116216392
ich auch
Please be nopan.
I want to be kanbaru
So Kanbaru is best girl or bestest girl?
Her pubic hair is bushy.
Monkey is shit, lets not.
>>116216761
Hot.
>>116216790
It's too late. It has begun
This thread is terrible.
>>116216881
>>116216152
well start posting kanbaru belly. her belly is perfect.
Am I doin it right?
Let's talk about Shururagi
Is it okay to like all of the Gataris? Even Snake made an interesting villain.
>>116217094
People still think she is a full lesbian?
>>116217140
Depends on what you mean by "like". Because I dislike Snake with a passion but I can still accept her overall arc was pretty good
>>116217125
I think he has problems
>>116217207
She is totally full lesbian. Araragi is obviously an underaged schoolgirl as my picture will show
>>116217094
>>116217301
I want Monkey to pin me down and molest me
>>116216152
>>116216734
The bestest. THE.
>>116217140
Cat a shit, others are okay, monkey best.
>>116217094
>you will never be raped by Kanbaru
>>116217368
>Cat a shit
Why?
>>116217368
I used to hate Cat but then I read Kizu and I like her now.
>>116216152
Worst girl
>>116217368
>Crab a shit, others are okay, monkey best.
Fixed it for you
>>116217344
It's not rape if she yells "Araragi-senpai"
>>116217350
Hells yeah she's the bestest
>>116217415
>>116217423
I don't even know, I just hate everything to do with her and wish I was enough of a faggot to just skip her episodes.
>>116217507
You don't like big breasts?
>>116217423
Kizu made me dislike cat, strongly.
>>116217464
Crab is an acquired taste.
>>116217530
Of course not
>>116216152
What kind of name is Kanbaru? It doesn't flow like most other names.
>>116217560
That's why.
>>116217566
Kanbaru means "Plains of the Gods" and as we know that is just a euphemism for a god-like body
Also it allows the Ganbaru Suruga pun
>>116216538
watashi mo
>>116216152
She's slow as fuck.
>>116217566
Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue the way Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade does.
>>116217666
I'd plant my seed in the plains of the gods if you know what i mean.
>>116217540
So she's so shit you have to force yourself to like her?
>>116217672
>>116217672
We all know he's best girl
>>116217717
Y-you lost me
>>116217801
Kanbaru is a pure Kouhai, Senjougahara said so and we have no reason to believe she was lying
>>116217801
That bra radiates purity.
>>116218096
She's full of purity obviously
best bro that I would have casual sex with
>>116216456
>>116216790
>>116217450
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
I agree. Lets talk about best girl.
>>116218603
Why is she a Maoist?
>>116216152
Surely you mean let's fap.
You know your girl is best girl when she's even the best loli
>>116216456
I want Kanbaru to rape me violently.
>Create the most attractive sexual character ever
>Make her a full on dyke fujoshi.
Why is this allowed?
>>116219034
This is the dream we all share.
>You will never hug Kanbaru
>>116219093
But Anon, she's not completely lesbian. Her molesting Araragi proves that if you want to get the Kanbaru Route you have to go onto the Senjougahara route and then select the "Take Kanbaru up on her offer" when it appears
>>116219093
I'd say she is more bisexual with a strong preference for girls. I mean Araragi ends up driving a a fucking beetle so he can't be that alpha.
>>116219123
It fucking hurts.
>>116219123
>yfw you're not a blonde vampire loli so that Kanbaru will want to have you hug her
I would be out of breath and run out of stamina in less than a minute if I tried to fuck Kanbaru.
I'd probably cum instantly within a few thrusts too.
My mind wants to fuck Kanbaru endlessly but my body can only last one minute.
Even if I started doing cardio I'd probably still prematurely ejaculate.
I'd probably ejaculate the moment she touched my penis.
How do I fix this problem?
>>116219800
train yourself. do longer sessions rather than five minutes.
>>116219142
>>116219220
I don't buy it, that's just wishful thinking. She's shown no sexual or romantic thoughts/actions towards Araragi. He's just a pervert friend.
She might be willing to suck Senjougaharas pussy juice off his dick though.
>>116216152
She is a very nice girl. I'll be honored when she becomes my friend
>>116220086
Lets put it this way. She offered her body to Araragi in trade for Senjougahara. She's obviously got no issues with doing anything regardless of her sexuality if it gets her the Senjougahara.
You can't be 100% lesbian if you're willing to suck dick to get that mad pussy game
eye-brows really do make the best girls.
Monkey would share a girl with you.
>>116220528
I would share a girl with monkey
>>116220528
You'll never know the feels of going out on the town to hunt for girls with Kanbaru and then getting pity-laid with Kanbaru because "At least one of us should be getting pussy"
Truly Kanbaru is the best bro
>>116220208
I mean I'd suck a dick for a million bucks, that doesn't make me gay or even bi.
Her offering her body to a man in order to get a woman she loves doesn't really mean anything in regards to her sexuality. She's an attractive woman, it's a good bargaining chip.
>>116220655
You can't get girls to share.
>>116220767
Not gonna lie. Sucking dick for money makes you gay but for 1 million dollars, a lot of people would be that gay.
As to the other thing. It is a shame Araragi didn't at least flirt with the idea in his head so we could see what his projected idea for their relationship would have been
>>116220837
I could if I wanted to, my mom says I am very handsome.
I like her eyebrows.
>>116221156
Perhaps you truly are.
>>116221228
I like your eyebrows
>>116216152
I prefer feminity over masculinity.
Kanbaru is awesome, but I'd pick a Nadeko any time over her.
>>116221290
Thanks.
>>116218861
Because Mao is best known for his erotic gay novels clearly
>>116221387
>intentionally wanting crazy.
You fucked up anon.
And there is no one hooter than Kanbaru.
>>116221475
>not wanting crazy
I do agree that Kanbaru is the sexiest though.
>>116221475
>no on hooter
>>116221475
I'm not going to argue about body type preferences and what is hotter, but Nadeko's body is just too feminine and soft for me to not crazily love it.
>>116221639
>not wanting her hooters
>>116221818
I'd hoot them all day.
>>116221435
Boy Love is the purest form of agrarian socialism.
>>116221771
There is more to femininity than pubescent girls anon.
Not hating on pubescent girls or anything but there are other things that are feminine out there.
>>116217255
He's a siscon m8. It's the true path to happiness.
>>116221863
She knows it.
>>116220208
Kanbaru is a 5.
>>116222082
You don't really see her around other guys enough to know, she might be even lower.
>>116222168
Maybe she is a 3, or thinks she is a full lesbian because of her age.
>>116221962
I like this picture but those hips seem a little too off model for me.
>>116221913
I know. I'm not even looking at their physical development, just pointing out that Nadeko is the ultimately girly type of girl and it shows on her body, while Suruga is a tomboy, and that shows too.
Nothing against them, just said my preference.
>>116218992
There's another one right? Please post it
>>116222582
Not sure if it is from the same book or not.
>>116222694
I'm talking about this you fruit
>>116222935
When was she dressed up as the one to the left of loli kanbaru.
>>116222258
Talk about maybes all you want, all I know is that she openly lusts after multiple girls during the course of the series and shows nothing that could be considered more than friendship towards Araragi.
That's a lesbian to me.
>>116222935
I must have that book
>>116223292
>and shows nothing that could be considered more than friendship towards Araragi.
You like yuri, Anon?
Kanbaru offers you to lick her armpit sweat after a basketball match for money.
How much are you willing to pay?
>>116223371
I was expecting her to pay me.
>>116223371
Nothing, armpits are not my cup of tea.
>Dyke basketball is kill
>Kanbaru will never have her dyke sporty girlfriend
>>116223371
I'd be insulted that she thought I would have such a shit-tier fetish.and then i'd lick them without her consent
>>116223355
Sometimes, usually not.
>>116223460
>kanbaru will never be your dyke sporty girlfriend
>>116223546
Then i was just making assumptions, but she does show how much she likes Araragi.
>>116217667
Moi aussi.
Why doesn't Monkey date Karen?
>>116223625
I'm pretty sure next to Senjougahara, he's her most respected and favorite person in the world.
I just don't see it being in a romantic/sexual way.
He's a respected senpai who she can tease and make perverted jokes with.
>>116223776
Karen has a boyfriend
Karen is not a dyke
Wouldn't be surprised if Araragi told her not to
But since Karen is dumb as rocks, I'm sure Kanbaru molested her in the shower after they played basketball or something.
>>116223779
May not me romantic, but it totally is sexual.
>>116218342
I can't handle that little noise she makes. Too fucking cute
>>116223861
be*
>>116223872
How many times did you play that webm?
>>116223861
There's not a single scene in the series where Kanbaru lusts after Araragi.
>>116223913
Don't forget how clingy she was in their date, and the "rape" scene.
>>116224214
Pretty sure Crab told her to be super chummy with Araragi and that "rape" scene was 100% played for laughs and not erotic in the slightest.
>>116223004
I think during the credits in Hana?
>>116223460
She couldn't slam with the best.
>>116223908
Not enough.
>>116223371
I'd carve my flesh off. A pound a per minute.
>>116223854
>Karen has a boyfriend
>He doesn't know
>Nice body
>Nice personality
>Is a bro
>Knows how to pick girls to share with you
Is Kanbaru the perfect girl?
I don't like mono but she's best
>>116226445
>Kanbaru will never walk into your room half naked and covered in sweat telling you that "it's your turn" with the girl she just violated.
It hurts to live sometimes.
I want Kanbaru to rape me with her feminine penis.
http://exhentai.org/g/689699/4b46659f5e/
http://exhentai.org/g/670600/a86fb206aa/
http://exhentai.org/g/614442/78d63f76bb/
>>116226577
Living with her must be the right way to live.
>>116216152
Haven't seen anything of this series since Bakemonogatari. Has she been dicked straight yet?
>>116226823
Actually, she is the one who dicked Araragi.
>>116226823
No if anything she's even more gay by the time the series is over.
>>116226853
>>116226856
How can she be best girl if she's a lesbo?
What should I fap too tonight, Kanbaru scissoring with Bee and Snake or Kanbaru fucking Bee and Snake with her futa cock?
>>116227105
I suggest both Anus
>>116227105
Borg you pleb.
>>116226823
Watch it faggot.
>>116227102
You're not gonna fuck any of the girls anyway, her being a lesbian shouldn't even matter.
>>116227197
but muh self insert
>these faggots dont self insert as the girl
>>116226856
>>116227102
It's really all Ararararargi's fault for looking so god damn stupid in hana that he scared her gay again.
>>116227359
>implying a manlet ever doesn't look stupid
>>116218992
>Make a track jacket that quits halfway down
Smart.
>>116227634
you seem to be projecting a bit there, anon
>>116227634
No he looked really fucking bad in hana in comparison to how he used to. Gaen looked level headed in comparison.
>>116218992
>Ponytail Kanabru
>Shirt only Kanabru
>No ponytail shirt only Kanbaru
Why must you be so cruel god?
>we will never have ponytail Kanbaru again.
I just wanted her to hug my head while i licked her abs...
Or to use the monkey hand to turn her into a futa so she could cum inside me
Kanbaru can jump off a cliff.
Post Shinobu.
>>116228866
Oh look, the plebs girls of choice.
>>116228866
She is a thousand year old weeb. There is really nothing that great about her.
>>116228866
Post Kanbaru? Alrighty
>>116228866
Why post bat when you can post monkey?
More like post Crab.
>>116229174
How much do you think she charges?
>>116229174
Fantastic plan.
Hey Monkeyfags, you're waifu accepts Crab as best girl, why can't you?
>>116229147
I think this guy gets it
>>116229174
Posting crab.
>>116229236
Kaiki accepts Monkey as best girl, why can't you?
Everyone knows Kaiki > Senjougahara
>>116229236
>implying I don't think crab and monkey share best girl spot
So why DO people find gahara to be the best?
Her personality?
>>116229398
Fuck I was just thinking about how amazing the Valhalla Combo commentary was for the Suruga Monkey arc.
More commentary translation when?
>>116229480
I liked her in the first season.
>>116229537
Why'd you stop liking her in the second season? Was it because she lightened up?
>>116229174
Am I doing it right?
>>116229630
>BL books and basketballs not falling out of her skirt
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
>>116229590
I guess so, i don't really know what changed.
>>116229480
I find her interesting but I had to choose someone I could hang out with it would definitely be Suruga.
>>116229480
Personality and banter.
Plus any girl that successfully confesses to a guy always gets extra points in my book.
>>116229480
Her personality.
>>116229735
Well for most people its the hair. They like long-haired Senjou and then when she cut it, they get put off.
>>116229480
She would be the girl I'd marry if she were real.
>>116229480
Not everything is about looks holy shit
>>116223647
eu tb
>>116229896
Not just i didn't like her much after the first season, i started to like Cat more.
>>116229956
Ching Chong
>>116230046
Hmm...now that's probably the most interesting thing in this thread that isn't Kanbaru.
I've never heard of someone go from Senjougahara to Hanekawa.
Explain that to me cause I'm actually interested in your reasoning
>>116230147
Guess it's their characters that changed too muchfor meafter the first season?
S1 Crab > S2 Crab
S1 Cat < S2 Cat
>>116230147
I can see it since cat improved a lot in season 2.
>>116230364
So you think Hanekawa's character growth was sufficient enough to displace Senjougahara? I know the only thing I can like about Hanekawa is her Tiger Stripes.
>>116230459
I can see it but Senjou and Hanekawa pretty much had the same development
>>116229174
You have my interest.
>>116229174
Sure
This is now a Crab thread.
>>116230985
alright
I wonder what kind of things Monkey and Crab do when they hang out.
>>116216197
Monkey cannot give monkey arm handjob any more. Why live?
>>116231142
>Monkey ever giving a handjob
But she can no longer monkeyfist girls, and that truly is a shame.
>all these low res crab images
Kanbaru is disappointed in you.
>>116231381
>>116231381
Kanbaru thread is over
>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800
tasukete onegai
>>116231243
Monkey is always ready to give Araragi a handjob, deepthroat him, and then some.
>>116231945
Blatantly untrue.
She would never do any of those things.
Unless Crab ordered her to, but Araragi would probably never agree to it anyway.
>>116232006
It`s time for you to lose your delusions.
Monkey is always ready to jump on that particular dick.
>>116232059
Whatever helps you sleep at night anon, I'l post more Best Girl in the meantime.
Hitagi End when?
>>116232059
She's only comfortable being naked around him because she doesn't see him that way.
>>116232330
>comfortable
Oh yeah.
>>116232297
>Hitagi End
Uhh 2013?
monkey > loli > vampire > ononoki > sisters > snake > crab > cat
there you go.
>>116232297
Look guys, as much as everyone would love to bang the sporty chick, as far as Kanbaru goes you're just deluding yourselves. She has said outright that she only goes for Araragi in order to sabotage his relationship with the real object of her affections, Senjougahara.
>>116232113
please continue
>>116232416
>lists
go
>>116232518
Don't ruin their delusions anon.
>>116232518
>not reading between the lines
Anon, it`s bake for fucks sake.
>>116232518
>implying anyone here cares.
Her blatant lesbianism does nothing to interfere with her status as best girl.
>>116232698
Monogatari isn't nearly as deep as you think it is.
>>116230846
Literally perfection.
>>116232758
Nobody said anything about deep, anon.
I find most Crabfags like Monkey and vice versa.
I think this is the best thread to ask, so why didn't Maaya Sakamoto do OP for shinobu/kisshot?
>>116232741
This. If we cared that Kanbaru was a lesbian then we wouldn't consider her best girl.
>>116232904
She doesn`t do OPs.
>>116232867
Yeah crab is fine. I don't get why some people put her at the bottom when it's pretty clear that place is reserved for snake.
>>116232948
goddamnit.
>>116232768
I'm aware.
>>116232867
I like Monkey, she's probably at least top 5 for me.
>>116232904
Because of contracts/preference.
I don't think it's clear. She either does not want to sing in character or her contracts wont let her.
>>116232981
Top 5 is pretty vague anon. Is she literally just number 5 and your list goes like
Crab > Bat > Snail > Cat > Monkey. For example
>>116233006
That's a damn shame.
>>116233053
That is why lists are cancer anon.
>>116233053
She's probably 3 or 4, but "top 4" isn't a commonly referenced grouping
also >>116233101
I want Crab to insult my worthless penis
>>116233101
>>116233053
Any "top X" is degenerate marketing bullshit.
I wonder what it was like the first time Crab met the Fire Sisters?
when does the next season come out? some time around new year's correct?
>>116233274
I'd like her to do this to me
http://exhentai.org/g/628555/59a5a26a1d/
>the best monogatari doujin still isn't translated
for what purpose
>>116233101
Yeah but there's too much cancer everywhere. Waifu wars and overstated memes are probably worse to be honest.
>>116233230
Fair enough, I getcha.
>>116233278
I think I must be missing something. What does marketing have to do with people having a top 5?
>>116233375
what is it
>>116216152
>I'm not wearing any pants Senpai.
>>116233279
I imagine it was pretty awkward what with their obsession with their onii chan and their probably fake boyfriends who happen to be exactly like him. It would be interesting to see her react to Karen since as much as I like her she is kinda fucking retarded.
>>116233402
Whenever somebody tries to push any kind of toplist on you it`s nothing but a device to generate anxiety that you`re getting the best there is.
Works for huffpost as well.
Textbook stuff!
>>116233274
I bet Araragi and Crab have an amazing sex life.
>>116233422
Hitagi Vamps Kouhen
>>116233482
>fake boyfriends
is that true?
>>116233495
I learn something new everyday. I always just assumed people did tier lists because they want to find other people who have similar thought processes to them.
So like people who put Kanbaru first and Nadeko last can then mutually shit-talk Nadeko while talking about how good Kanbaru is.
>>116233526
They were introduced in nise.
Where everything is fake.
>>116233504
Not surprising, considering Araragi`s masochistic streak.
>>116233568
You don`t need lists to shittalk, anon.
>>116233587
I don't remember this at all. I know they mentioned the had boyfriends at sometime, didn't know they were fake though.
>>116233587
I wish more people would realize that.
>>116233608
If you want to co-ordinate your shit-talking then you might.
Though I suppose if someone is shit enough then they'll get shit-talked by people independent of each-other.
>>116233681
what do you mean everything in Nise is fake? I didn't really pay attention to anything in it other than the toothbrush scene
>>116233455
Pants are for losers anon.
>>116233681
>>116233673
There's not a single actual piece of evidence suggesting that they have fake boyfriends.
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, the hints are there but don't take it as fact.
>>116233777
So are they real or not? Stop confusing the shit out of me.
