Why isn't your waifusoft?
An active lifestyle and good meal choices.
>>116012526
because she's not FAT
>>116012547
How are the choices good when she's not soft around the chest?
But her ass is.
>>116012526
But she is soft.
She is
She's pretty dang soft, anon
She didn't drink enough milk when she was younger.
Because I don't have any.
![1124584-bigthumbnail[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WJ8EgWc.jpg "1124584-bigthumbnail[1].jpg")
Because she's lithe and cute instead.
>implying
>>116012526
She's fairly soft
But she is, anon
>>116012526
I'd say Yunocchi is just the right amount of soft for me.
Because i like it rough.
>>116012526
But you posted her.
>>116014014
Give her a few years, Anon.
because she's made of steel and polymers
>>116015225
What do you think Elrond would say if he saw her?
What do you think that would happen if she was in the siege of Helm's Deep?
She's the softest.
She's fairly soft I'd say. Especially the cheeks.
Take it back, nigga.
>>116015451
Kurisu has the best cheeks.
>>116015661
Yes, the bestasscheeks.
>>116015451
>dat bitch
>soft
But she's my waifu, so she's the best.
>>116015451
Soft puffy cheeks are the best
>>116015689Lewd, but very true.
>>116015781
>soft when drunk
FTFY.
>>116015977
Why do all girls turn slutty when drunk
>>116015790
You're waifu is pretty funny, you must have a lot of fun with her.
She isn't?
>>116016118
>>116014615
go back to /v/ please.
>>116015781
>calling Kurisumasu a bitch
>Yui
>not soft
Who do you think you are judging about other people's waifu's softness? She might not have cowtits, but she's still softer than any of your waifus.
>>116016053
>slutty
>her love interest
Well damn, no wonder you think they're all slutty when they show their feelings.
>>116016053
I want a girl to act genuinely slutty towards me, instead of the fake slutty.
People say she's more toned than soft, but I would say that she's pretty damn soft.
>>116012526
Because cowtits are shit.
>>116015829
Fun to pinch and great for rubbing yourfaceagainst.
>>116016218
Yes sir...
Too soft?
>>116016218
Nobody has a problem with me in the waifu threads, can't speak for Boco since he rarely shows up in them. Besides, /v/ has no redeeming qualities when there is /vr/
>>116015451
Kurisu is my Waifu and I can tell you she is not soft. She is smooth like a porcelain doll though. Damn smooth
>>116016430
Indeed, Puffy checks a cute
>>116016494
Stop
>>116015277
she operates on a different level than those tree huggers.
because she's firm
>>116012526
>>116016543
>tree huggerswatch your mouth m8
Are there non soft waifus?
>>116016511
Parts of her are soft, and she is also smooth.
>>116016554
Firm is the best when engaging in monkey business with your waifu.
she's soft to me
>>116016510
/vr/ is crap.
A bunch of little cliques in their little clubhouses.
>>116016481
>listening to every order people tell you
This is why you're such a pessimist, you don't act like you have a fucking backbone.
>>116016680
Better than a melting pot of different types of liquid shit.
Waifus are misogynist rape fantasies.
Have you ever gotten consent from your waifu? Not to mention it oppresses real women by holding them up to unrealistic standards.
>>116016692
Heh, she looks like something out of Azumanga Daioh.
>>116016770
>>116016770
Why don't you oppress my dick with your palate, anon?
>>116016799
Well it was the only thing that I could find of Morrigan being pissed/disappointed
>>116016604
They are tree huggers compared to her, if it was an army of Sakos their would be no "siege" involved, not a brick sitting atop another brick, and no intact hymens for any who oppose.
>>116016770
Where the fuck you people even come from
>>116016542
Would she let you nuzzle them?
>>116016770
i'm supposed to deny something better so a woman who isn't even interested in me can feel better about herself?
>>116012526
my waifu is small and cute. and RPs as a ninja subservient to her lord (me).
>>116016770
have you ever realized what board your on?
if you want to bitch about fictional women presented in a sexist and misogynist fashion
go here >>>>/pol/.
>>116016873
My waifu is a tree hugger.
pls no bully
>>116016997
Shiroe pls
>>116016770
Please not today, I'm already in a bad mood after two sluts in uni started blabbing to me about wizardchan, misgogynist "anniemay" and "disgusting 4chan cesspool full of lolis".
She's constructed from the softest polymers
>>116016997
Don't respond to bait, son.
I actually like Akatsuki in LH, but I had some doubts on her as a character. Not sure if it was the writing that just made her love interest seem forced or made her seem a bit lacking in depth. What attracted you to her?
>>116016974
Aw yeah that sounds so sweet~
Because she is very firm.
She is still softwhere it counts.Such as her heart.
because other wise she can't make me hard
>>116017285
What about herears
>>116017324
Firm.
Very firm.
>>116017052
Currently watching Nichijou myself, and Nano is pretty nice. I just feel sorry for her having to deal with Hakase.
>>116017084
i don't know. at first i liked her because she was loli sized but actually middle-aged
>i know. pedo and shit like that blah blah.
but then i like her for her undying loyalty to shiroe...
fuck it idk why i love her.
> i just want to hug her and softly pinch her cheeks.
Is this the circlejerk ?
>>116017408
She's programed to simulate emotions, dont fall for it
>>116017036
And why did they did that to you ?You spilled your power level in front of them ?
>>116012526
She is though.
>>116017026
How can i bully if i dont even know who she is?
>>116017520
It should be fairly obvious.
>>116017504
No, they started talking about Elliot Rodger, /v/ and the "fappening", so I just kinda nodded and quickly changed the topic.
Americans, not even once.
>>116017036
>"disgusting 4chan cesspool full of lolis".
But mootshit has his feet planted firmly in the SJW camp.
I like this
I want this
>>116017727
>the TOxA manga is getting a physical release in a readable language instead of moonrunes
I'm so happy.
>>116012526
Madoka's a soft girl.For me.
The navel, the most delicate and softest
I want to see other waifu navels, please show me
I'm sure she is
>>116017942
What would you do if you're waifu said she wanted breast implants?
>>116018163
Secretly double the size that she wanted to get.
>>116018163
massage her breasts so they can grow
>>116016655
Exactly.
Like basketball, right? She can teach me how to play basketball.
>>116018163
But why?
They're already perfect.
Not like implants exist in her timeline.
>>116018265
No, like fucking her hard and against the wall while putting your fingers on her mouth so she sucks them.
>>116017285
I think her cheeks are plenty soft as well.
Alleyne is really cute!
>>116012526
But she is, and moreso.
>soft breasts
>firm muscles
The best of both worlds.
>>116018399
oh man
oh boythanks anon, thanks a lot
>>116018163
embrace her and tell her she's perfect already. Artifice is disgusting, I want her natural and pure.
>>116018163
i'd tell her that a handful is more than enough, small and perky is better,and that i cant afford that shit
>>116018026
2flat4soft.
>>116017875
She's far too kind to everyone for the sake of her kindness.
>>116018328
I don't follow.
>>116016554
Good choice.
>>116018795
Having SEX with her.
>>116018674
How did you felt when SIG shot off her cute braid?
Because Sako is not my waifu, and I still felt pure rage.Mainly because I like Sako, but I think SIG is a huge bitch.
>>116018859
Explain further.
>>116018937
Putting your PENIS into her VAGINA.
>>116012526
but she is
>>116016873
>no intact hymens for any who oppose
The Uruk-hai are all male.
She's very soft
I'm sure that Rei is soft enough for me.
>>116019172
Rei is a skinny 14 year old though.
>>116018399
I will reply again since my gratitude cannot be expressed in only one post.
Thanks anon.
>>116017942
This anon gets it and so does Kallen's choice of attire.
>>116019234
It's ok i'm skinny too.
>>116019326
Gain some mass m8.
>>116019369
That's i'm trying to do by eating healthy and thus far it's not working.
circlejerk?
>>116018876
I'm just glad there where no flesh wounds, she could have shot her ear off easy, and even threatens to do so.its going to happen some day
Meat is soft!
Muscle has a springy softness to it, much like raw steak feels when you push your finger into it. Most people like to think of muscle as tensed, so it's considered rock hard. It also doesn't take up as much space as fat does, so there's not nearly as much of it to pad things. - Unless you're bodybuilding tier, just like my husbando! Natural, muscley bodies are very cute, and I wouldn't trade his for the world.
>>116018163
Getting implants and ruining my husbando's natty state would ruin the hopes and dreams of all who look up to him. I don't think he'd be so cruel as to do that. Besides, even if he got them behind my back, I'd still be able to tell. Injections and implants have an icky, liquidy look to them. Admittedly, it's rather gross to see...I can only assume that implants are similar for females, so I'll just have to hope that he's okay with flat.
>>116012526
Becayse she can't be soft.
But it's okay, herheartis thesoftest.
>>116018163
That would be a rather silly request.
>>116019554
What, getting her ear shot off?
You better make sure that doesn't happen.
I mean I guess it could be repaired, but pointy ears are erogenous zones because of the nerves. Imagine if it got cut off, the pain would be unbearable.
>>116018163
Absolutely disgusting
Small chests are the best
>>116019616
Well, what would you do if you're waifu said she wanted Kevlar implants, or ceramite implants?
>>116018163
I would say that she doesn't need them.
![[HT] Hidamari Sketch x 365 01 (720p,Blu-ray,AAC) [E67DBC9B].mkv_snapshot_08.26_[2014.07.21_00.05.25].png](https://i.imgur.com/eojmau4.jpg "[HT] Hidamari Sketch x 365 01 (720p,Blu-ray,AAC) [E67DBC9B].mkv_snapshot_08.26_[2014.07.21_00.05.25].png")
>>116018163
Yunocchi would never do that! Besides, she is just the perfect size for her figure, andfor me.
Oh shit, is this the real waifu thread? Well then.
I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
I just want my waifu to be happy.
>>116019804
Me too ;_;
I wish my waifu didn't die.
If you had to move to a foreign country with you're waifu, excluding your home countries and Japan, where would you go?
>>116012526
My waifu is the softest, I won't post her here because you faggots will start calling her a fatty and post porn of her
>>116019060
Oh.
>>116019804
We all do.
>>116019877
Possibly somewhere where there aren't many people so we wouldn't be bullied for being short.
But anon, she is soft
>>116018163
But Kallen's breasts are already pretty large.
I find her skin really smooth, almost like silk. I prefer it over anything.
>>116018163
I'd tell her she is just perfect the way she is. If that was what she really wanted, I suppose I wouldn't tell her that she can't do it.
>>116018852
Good lord, my dick was not prepared for this.
>>116020024
>I find her skin really smooth, almost like silk.
How would you know?
>>116012526
She is.
>>116019935
the softest
>>116018163
I'd tell her that she's beautiful just the way she is.
Of course she's soft!
>>116012526
But she is soft.
In her body, and in her heart.So soft that she make my heart melt
>>116015451
The thought of playing with her cheeks actually never popped in my mind.I will have new daydreams now...
>>116016770
>it oppresses real women by holding them up to unrealistic standards.
Well, everything is unrealistic for feminists, no wonder the majority of them are ugly, fat, or both. They can't get better, so, instead of blaming themselves, they blame the standards and other people.
>>116018163
She already have the biggest ones of the keion cast.But i would play them all like long to make her understand that they're perfect
>>116019546
Seems so.
>>116019877
Well, i don't know.
Maybe Canada since she seems to be a winter person.
>>116019237
To show him your gratitude, you could heist a bank and give him the money.
Like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlLNR8FDQ0
>>116018163
Be sad. She has perfect breast size.
>>116019804
I want my waifu to be happy too.
>>116019768
I want to hug my waifu so much
>>116019877
Planeptune.
>>116020095
Imagination and some nice lucid dreams.
>>116020121
soft ad fat are tw different things
>>116020114
>no esdese porn
>>116019621
I've only ever taken a glancing shot in the leg but i could venture to guess that a bundle of nerves near the head would be 10 times worse.
Now i'm worried, i wish she could just take it easy and settle down instead of putting herself at risk to inflate her ego.
>>116019833
That must've hurt. I'm sorry, anon.
I hope to God my waifu stays alive, her being from ongoing manga is absolute suffering.
>>116020133
Everyone always forgets the cheeks and the face. The real fun is seeing her reaction.
>>116020265
Keep looking anon. I've found some.
>>116018163
She's perfect the way she is. I doubt she'd want to look like some of her other friends.
>>116019877
Hmm, I always thought that living in Germany always sounded nice, that orRussia, since I always have wanted to visit Russia but never got the chance to do so.Moving in to either of these countries definitely sounds like a fun time. I'm pretty sure that on her new home of choice would probably be somewhere exotic and adventurous, which I would also gladly take the chance with her.
![[HT] Hidamari Sketch x 365 01 (720p,Blu-ray,AAC) [E67DBC9B].mkv_snapshot_11.26_[2014.07.21_00.08.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/BYDkSZC.png "[HT] Hidamari Sketch x 365 01 (720p,Blu-ray,AAC) [E67DBC9B].mkv_snapshot_11.26_[2014.07.21_00.08.41].png")
>>116019877
Hmm, that is a tough decision! I'd say we'd just pack up and move somewhere in western Europe, preferably with a colder climate so we have more opportunities to snuggle under a blanket.
>>116019804
I want to make her the happiest girl in world!
>>116016770
Good thing she made the first move then.
>>116018163
Doesn't sound like something she'd look into, seeing as hers are pretty big already.
>>116019877
She'd probably insist on some place close to the sea.
How would you let your waifu know she's getting fat?
>>116012526
OP, brown girls are always soft~
>>116016770
Waifus pick their husbandos though.
>>116018163
But she doesn't need them though. She's already quite endowed.
>>116019877
Somewhere warm, rural, and close to the seas. I don't know where we could settle that'd be like that
I want to be with Rei, sleep, play games, hug, do lewd, enjoy life with her.
>>116019905
To follow up though, why would that happen?
>>116012526
But she is. She is so damn soft.
>>116018163
I try to convince her to do not do this. I would accept it if she really wants it, but I would tell her that I still prefer her having current breast size and I don't think any body modifications are necessary.
>>116019804
Oh, I want it too. If only she could be now with me, I would do everything I can to make her happiest girl in the world.
>>116019877
Probably somewhere where there are good living conditions and not many problems with minorities and people are tolerant to immigrants.
>>116012526
I guess she is soft in a way.
>>116018163
I'm not a big fan of fake breasts but it's not like I could stop her.
>>116019877
Definitiley Canada, winter is awesome.
>>116019804
Happy and successful.
How do you know it's love and not just a crush?
>>116018163
Tell her they'd interfere with her movement and whatnot.
>>116017942
>navel
>>116020133
Robbing banks is fun.
>>116021052
When you've seen her show, and she's still in your head 22 months later.
>>116012526
Super soft.
>>116021052
Time.
>>116021095
Link fucked up, here's the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTWqa5LKtpE
>>116020457
In a kind way.
>>116021052
Hard to know really. Time tells.
>>116021052
I've had several crushes before, and none of them was like this. I'm pretty confident.
>>116021134I play Payday 2 too.
>>116018852
is that the artist of boku girl?
>>116012526
Late bloomer? Who knows.
>>116018163
Tell her that her chest is perfect. Not that this would come up since it's incredibly out of character.
>>116019804
This is all I ask for ever.
>>116020457
Poke her stomach.
>>116021052
You won't ask this, for the most part. Otherwise, time.
>>116018163
But she already has the perfect size, plus natural is always better.
>>116019581
How are you, Wamuubro?I'm getting closer and closer to Parts Unknown
>>116021052
It's easy to know when you're actually confused by your feelings initially, since you've never felt this way before about anyone.
Plus a crush is not going to make you want to change your life for the better like true love does.
Your waifu deserves a reward for all her hard work.
Would you massage her softly or roughly?
>>116017821
Anywhere in the Anglosphere?
>>116018163
I'd explain to Madoka that she need not worry about her chest. It's perfectly fine as it is.
>>116021052
It is something only the individual can be sure of.
>>116021472
I'd massage her back soft and gently.
>>116021198It's been months i haven't played it. I might start play it again since it's still big. I was maining Mastermind, lvl 70
>>116021472
yOU'RE WAIFU IS DEEEEAAAADDDD
>>116021472
What if i'm the one who needs a massage, geez.
I would massage her feet first, softly, and then offer her a back massage.
>>116019877
Dunno
>>116019804
I want my waifu to be happy with me
>>116020457
Poke her
>>116021052
Because a crush doesn't last 7 years
At least not for me
>>116021472
Softly, then rough.
>>116018328
>putting your fingers on her mouth so she sucks them
I never understood the point of that.
>>116021052
For any other anime girl it took me years for me to really like them, and even then I was distracted.
However with my waifu, I fell in love instantly.
>>116019804
That's all anything a good husbando could ask for.
>>116021472
Massage her softly all around.
>>116021472
CQC training at its finest.
>>116019234
That's Sadamoto's trademark.
>>116021472
Well-endowed waifus need regular back massages.
Carrying all that baby food around all the time is back breaking work, they need a proper back rub to relieve the stress.
>>116021682
I would prefer getting her fingers in my mouth.
>>116021472
Softly. Really softly.
>>116012526
No, she's wonderfully petite.
>>116021682
It seems weird putting fingers in each others mouths, unless there's like food or sauce on them...
>>116021472
I would massage her shoulders softly with my hands while I massage her vagOO roughly with my pOnOs.
>>116021052
Crushes are periods of infatuation based on imagined relationships with said person or character. If the person finds sufficient reason to have a crush, and is not rejected by said crush (which given the nature of 2D is impossible), it can theoretically continue indefinitely.
I won't attempt to define love, but I will say that a genuine, healthy relationship requires both parties to love themselves before they can mutually love each other.
Some people in these threads have crushes that they have managed to extend throughout their lives. Some people have turned those crushes into actual (albeit not reciprocal) relationships. Others are somewhere in between.
>>116021052I don't.
>>116021930
It's mostly for the implied eroticism/extra stimulation.
>>116021996
Odd thing to me, but each to their own.
>>116021472
Softly in public. Behind closed doors, though...
>>116021682
It's hot.
>>116022049
>not massaging her feet softly at home and banging her hard against a tree in the public park
Beeeetaaaa!
>>116022135
Yeah right. She'd stab me with a fork if I did anything like that in public.
Not to say I wouldn't try...I mean, with a body like hers, who wouldn't.
![Hidamari Sketch x Hoshimittsu - Sp02 (BD 1080p) [Kirakira] [FF549643].mkv_snapshot_08.11_[2013.10.13_00.11.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xcFKgu6.jpg "Hidamari Sketch x Hoshimittsu - Sp02 (BD 1080p) [Kirakira] [FF549643].mkv_snapshot_08.11_[2013.10.13_00.11.55].jpg")
>>116021472
A giving her a back massage sounds lovely! In a soft, tender, and gently teasing manner, of course.
But she wouldn't let me go without returning that favour.
I want to play with my waifu's bells.
>>116022223
But if you sneak up on her and take her even if she says "No", then it won't be long until she finds out she likes it and her hips start moving on her own!
Or, so my Chinese Comics tell me.
>>116021472
I massage her softly, she massages me softly. It all works out.
>>116021198I have Payday 2uninstalled.
>>116018163
Suggest that she doesn't need implants.
>>116019804
Same here. I hope her story will have a happy ending.
>>116016770
>Waifus are misogynist rape fantasies.
But anon, what if I am the one who likes to be raped?
>>116022375
>14
>>116022307
>Thinking of those hips of hers moving on their own.
...and I'm lost.
>>116022258
would you suck them?
Was your waifu able to make senpai notice her?
>>116022517
No Senpai to notice
>>116022517
But she IS the sempai.
>>116021052
Mostly time.
I've realized that she is someone special for me 2 years ago, but I didn't called her my waifu. I was really afraid that she is just a crush, and after few weeks I will forget about her and I will feel bad about it. I've waited half a year or something and then I was sure she is the one for me.
>>116021472
I would massage her softy, I guess.I have no idea how to massage someone, but I would surely learn if only I could do this to her.
>>116021682
So do I. But I would lick not only her fingers if there was sauce or something on her body.
>>116022517
She doesn't have any senpai.
>>116022517
I AM the sempai!
>>116022517
No, she molests 12 year old boys instead.
>>116022510
Her bells? No, it would just have the disgusting taste of copper.
>>116022517
She ravaged her senpai into a quivering husk of an assault rifle.
>>116022517
I'm her sempai
>>116021682
It's a phallic thing, I suppose. Giving her something to suck on that would be more appropriate to do in public, though like everything it is an acquired taste. Honestly, one of my first dreams involving my Beloved was along those lines.
Better make sure your fingers and nails are clean, though...
What would you do if you became your waifu?
>>116022702
Does it bother you that your waifu is a lesbian?
>>116022895
Lez out?
>>116022895
Cry.
>>116022895
Masturbate
>>116022895
Masturbate a lot, look at myself in a mirror a lot and then fly around.
Try to find a girl softer than this, I dare you
>>116022895
Continue my life as normally as possible.
>>116022895
In her world or mine? Either case would be weird to be honest. In the latter case, it would be rather hard to explain why am I suddenly a beautiful, adorable and petite Japanese girl, that is for sure.
But I woudn't mind too much if it were the former - who wouldn't want to live in the Hidamari-sou? But the real question is, what happens to her then? Would I be in love with myself? This is getting too spooky.
>>116012526
Because she's a soldier so she needs to be firm and toned.But she is soft where it counts.
>>116017942
It can be seen through her Fortified Suit. Amazing.
>>116018163
Tell her that I don't want her to have cowtits like Cryska or Stella, her size is perfect. Besides, her ass is more appealing to me.
>>116019768
Every thread-basis now, are we? You're a maniac, anon.
>>116019804
I wish her PTSD could go away so this could happen.
>>116019877
Spain. Great weather, lots of sights to see, and I can speak the language so we wouldn't be at a total loss.
>>116020457
Remind her that she keeps losing to me at 3-mile runs.
>>116021052
A crush doesn't occupy your idle thoughts every day of the week.
>>116021472
A Muvbro? This is interesting.
Softly, because taking care of the wife is fine, detailed work.
>>116021682
>fingers are the densest area of nerve endings in the whole human body, very sensitive
Gee I wonder why they'd be good for foreplay.
>>116022517
She has no senpai.
>>116022895
Continue liking girls, which won't be hard. A lot of the girls in her series are really into her. My wife just has too much swag.
>>116022990
Mi Negro.
>>116022895
live her normal life
>>116023341
haruka pls
>>116022895
Get a camera.
>>116022895
I'M LIVING THE DREAM
>>116021504
Answers?
>>116023197
Maybe you two share the mind, but you are in control of the body.
