Shounen.
WOOO
KITE KUREEE
NINGEN NANTE
TAISHITAMONO JANAI SA
Time forasagohan
>>115804268
Stop being silly,shounen.
>>115804358
>no anon, you are not shoujo
>>115803939yo shinwa ni nare
We're gonna party hard again?
GAY HORSE
GAY HORSE
I WANT A GAY HORSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk
>>115805673
That's Kotori, you are not tricking me again.
What's written on the tablets, /a/?
I wonder if her shoulders hurt from carrying the show for both seasons.
Miracle of the universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBwEzyUmD4w
First season: Nyaruko > Kuuko
Second season: Kuuko > Nyaruko
How is this possible?
What was in the box?
>>115805817
>a witty post
>from Lelouch
Oh well, he must be drunk or something.
>>115805901
One's schtick got old and went nowhere, the other improved considerably.
The show really should not have been a SoL, but something with a real story or some shit.
Why does she look exactly like Kotori and Tail-red?
>>115806057
Get out
This was the best show since Kampfer.
>>115805601
I'll never get tired of it.
>>115804358
TAIL RED?
I want to bathe in her sun rays!
>>115806213
Needs to be updated with Tail Red.
>>115811943
Tail Red should replace Enju since Enju is more orange than red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89iJH-U1u8g
>>115812555
Nice trips.
Also, this ED changed my life in a good way
OOO when?
>>115812555
How can such an amazing girl be stuck in this shit show? It's a crime.
Can red hair even be bad?
>>115813713
Maybe but it certainly can't be best.
Superior red coming through.
>>115813764
>seasonal red
>>115813764
>OP posts Kotori
>he posts Kotori
>claims that his Kotori is somehow better
Nigga, I don't even understand.
Who classic red here?
Kuuko is so hot
Shounen come!
>Kotori
>Kuuko
>Tail Red
My dick can't handle all of this.
>>115806213
Enju and Aria don't have red hair though, so they don't fit the DFC red-haired twintails model.
>>115813947
Quick, find pics of red-haired Shana in twintails
>>115814380
I searched but most twintail versions were really shitty fanart so I didnt want to ruin it.
>>115814380
>>115814584
OH GOD KUUKO/KOTORI/TAIL RED IS HOT
>>115814480
>>115814380
I got it. The only one done by the official LN artist.
>>115814584
>>115814687
Tailred is so cute
1 tail > 2 tails
Prove me wrong fags
Expert Advice:You can't
>>115815512
You can't beat TWINtails, man. You simply can't.
>>115803939
Nyaruko-san F when?
>>115815512
It's like saying having one eye instead of two is better
>>115815512
there are two 1's in a 2
>tfw no thigh-size dick to satisfy Kuuko
;_;
I love tail red too :3
1 > 2
>>115816397
you mean vagina sized, right? She wouldn't anything but a micro penis.
>Wants to sex Kotori
>Wants to sex Kuuko
>Wants to sex Tail Red
Such a generic character design, yet it drives my dick crazy. I know each character is different in personality, but I want them all.Imagine a foursome with all of them~
>>115816904
Always a small chest too. It's fantastic.
>>115816904
Always best girls
>>115817050
>>115816959
Such sexiness should be illegal.
I've always wondered in what order should I watch this anime. Can someone please enlighten me?
>>115805910
>Oh well, he must be drunk or something.
I'm pretty sure he said that he hates alcohol and drugs and might have said that he'd never had them.
>>115817096
Sentence : Rape
>>115816513
>:3
Fuck off.
>>115817096
>>115804268
Can I eat Kuuko's butt for asagohan?
>>115817401
>>115817251
The things I'd do to them.
Is this the Taiga/Shana/Louise of 2012+?
>>115817569
Precision on "the things" you'd do?
[ ] anus
[ ] vagina
[ ] mouth
[ ] rape
[ ] consensual reproduction in the mercenary position
[ ] nakadashi
[ ] naizuri
[ ]hand holding
[ ] other fetish
[ ] all of above
they're for doing everything to
including 3-way with large breasted silver haired science lady.
>>115817797
I would a Reine as well
>>115817741
>naizuri
What is this?
>>115817741
[X] all of above
[X] Licking every inch of their bodies, to include rim jobs.
[X] Having them lay on top of each other, have them press their clits together and using my dick to stimulate two of them while having the third bent over them so I can eat her out.
>>115817910
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Naizuri
>>115817930
10/10 taste
>>115817999
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Naizuri
Nice
>>115818087
>>115817999
Such young, tight, nimble bodies must be good for Kamasutra style sex.
>>115818229
>kuuko
>taking less than 3 on any given day
Who will be the next Kuuko/Kotori/Tail Red?
>>115818354
john madden
How do you guys feel about Nana?
>>115818288
According to science, a body with such small vagina bones can at maximum take a thin dick of 13.2 cm. Maximum.
>>115816959
Why was this show so shit? Why?
Girls were fucking amazing.
>>115818503
Can you say that again and make sense this time?
>>115817569
This is a completely different level of "It's so hot inside you".
>>115818613
What was so shitty about it anon?
>>115818347
3? You mean 30. Barbed tentacles.
>>115818644
Ignore the French.
>>115818644
Big dick breaks the loli.
>>115818229
I'd spitroast her with you guys
>>115818663
MC and almost everything in S2.
>>115818644
In non-science commoner language : 2tight4u. Can't take more than 13cm
>>115818503
>>115818710
>tfw 8 inch dick
>can't close hand around shaft
I can always finger them until they widen up.
>>115818428
Cute and off-topic in this thread, son.
>>>/tlr/
>>115818700
>>115818710
>>115818779
I see
I want to try it
>>115818834
Mine is 5KM long and 3KM thick
>>115818834
There's no need to lie on the internet, anon.
>>115818745
But what do you mean by everything anon? What specifically was bad? Show your work
>>115818834
T
hat's ridiculously huge...or you have tinny paws
>>115806003
Man, it just irritates me how the show always managed to look like it was going somewhere interesting and then, without fail, always ended up going right back to the status quo.
Like that sequence of episodes where Kuuko had to pretend to date Mahiro, for example. That scene where Nyaruko tried to fuck Mahiro, but was completely broken from jealousy and started crying had me completely speechless. It seemed like there might actually be a moment between the two, and that she might actually mature as a result. It was a powerful goddamn scene.
But nope, she's right back to her normal fucking routine by the next episode
>>115818925
anons always lie on the internetz
>>115817158
So anyways, do Cthughas procreate through lesbian rape?
>>115818936
>you have tinny paws
>T-rex_masturbating.jpg
>>115818834
>sono kimochi when small penis
More little girls for me.
>>115818925
>>115818902
>>115818936
I took Testosterone boosters, actual artificial testosterone and HGH for four years for body building. It helps when your on your last leg of puberty. Your balls shrink a bit, but I got a huge growth spurt in the right place.
>>115818428
Super cute, she's the third best TLR girl to me. But she really isn't thread related.
>>115818428
Pink is not red
>>115819160
I'll take my barely 6inch dick, thank you
>>115804589
>>115818663
Every single attempt to play Nyaruko as sympathetic. Amazingly shit scenes they are.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Even the shittiness of the MC doesn't compare.
>>115819160
>can't fuck loli anymore
>good
no. At this point you can't penetrate any of the girls in this thread. Not even at their wettest
>>115819289
When I stopped taking all that stuff, they grew pack to normal. My dick, how ever stayed the same. I think professional male porn stars do the same thing.
>>115819361
I can never obtain them anyway ;___;
>>115819426
Forgot pic
>>115819550
I fucking LOVE this thread. Please keep going I need it.
>>115819426
don't loose hope! ;_;
Would you a Kuuko with upgrades?
>>115819701
Why do dfc girls make the best girls?
>>115819721
No
>>115819701
She looks better with her hair down
>>115819781
Because flat is perfection
>>115819781
because you're a pedophile
I wish kuuko won da Haiyore.
>>115819781
It can't be explained by science
>>115818946
I really hated that the first season devolved into
>Nyarlko:"Let's do fuck!"
>Cthuko:"If you do fuck i hurt you shounen"
>Hasta:"I think boys can get pregnant"
>Shanta makes some random-ass noise
And then Mahiro either takes the fork to them all or just sighs. The second season didn't do as much of that at least
>>115819345Nyaruko is best girl but I suppose we can agree to disagree.Character development is probably too much to look forward to, isn't it?
>>115819945
Why is flat chest so hot?
>>115819937
Won the generic shitty lead? She's better without him.
>>115819861
There is no pedo here. You must mistook it for another thread
>>115820025
>Character development is probably too much to look forward to, isn't it?
That's just it, she got NONE. We'll have to agree because I can't find any sympathy for a character who acts like an obnoxious bitch all the time and then whines and cries about not being liked - then goes right back to acting like an obnoxious bitch.
>>115819861
Not pedo. More like Hebephile.
>>115819945
I think it's genetic. My grandmother got married to my grandpa when she was 13 and he was 24. Plus, flatter girls are usually more athletic, were they don't have to worry about their tits bouncing and getting in the way while hunting. I have a hypothesis that ancient man hunted in small family groups, were both little girls and boys were used to flush out prey and chase them. Tits with out bras bounce and I often hear from family/friends when they run their chests hurt. Smaller chests seem more ideal for huntresses, better able to hunt and chase down prey were the larger men would go in for the kill. Remember, Humans are a pursuit predators.
>>115820042
closer to the heart. Heart makes heat. Hotter.
>>115820018
Even though the second season ended up being just as bad if not worse, I liked that they actually tried to develop Cthuko, at least a little. I mean sure, it only really amounted to her warming up to the idea of taking Mahiro's dick, but it was a start.
And FUCK Hasta. Holy shit I can't even describe how much I fucking hated that faggot kid. Like what gives you the right to lust after this apparent stallion of a man when he's got so many 10/10s racing for his dick
Newspaper chick was good, though.
>>115820261
a good thing to know. Cows are unnatural.
>>115820324
I liked that they at least did a couple coherent arcs in season 2 with the fake engagement and the final couple of episodes, and Hasta got to be a badass for a bit and apologize for being such a raging inferno of a goddamned nuclear surface-of-the-sun FAGGOT.
Then again, I have no clue why I watched the show in the first place, so having no expectations might've helped things on my end.
I know Kuuko is hot and all, but we can agree that Nya is best waifu in said series right?
Flat is love
Flat is life
>>115820042
>>115820290
What was the saying again?
When a flat girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to the heart?
Or some thing like that?
>>115820461
>Aria
But she is annoying.
>>115820444
I can, but this is a red thread.
>>115820461
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FLAT
>>115820444
Only when she's driven to the point of tears and desperation by her love interest's indifference
>>115820444
Second best. Kuuko stole the show.
>>115820493
She's cute, lovely, flat, twintailed and hilarious.
Plus she's voiced by best VA ever.
Fuck you
>>115820444
No she's bottom tier in her show.
>>115820444
>Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san! Mahiro-san!
No. She was fun for 3-4 episodes.
>>115820559
Im agree with everything you said, and nobody can take it away from me. The Kugyuu is love.
>>115820261
>24
I meant 34. It would have been his 110th birth day last month.
>>115820536
Okay then,can I post pink?
>>115820637
But she is so pure toward MC,how can anyone not like a pure girl?
>>115820713
>posting pink
>in a red twintail thread
I will allow and help this
I can listen to her voice and fap to it alone.
>>115820416
Yeah, I didn't really get too invested in it. I started watching because I had seen Kuuko posted all the time and thought she was a qt. I would just watch an episode here or there after a long day of work, but every time Hasta came on with one of his fucking "I want to carry this dude's kids" lines, I couldn't help but question what I was doing with my life
>>115820790
>>115820713
we already have enough erections here. Stop it.
>>115820790
Holy Shit
Whoever created this image is a god
>>115820821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk
>>115820790
>>115820713
Oh god add this too. I need pink/red overload.
>>115820931
Time to break my dick.
best twintail
Well seems like this is now a thread for best girls.
Small, flat, zr, red-pink hair color etc etc
>>115821049
Theyre okay but this is a red thread now.
>>115820637
This. Nyaruko didn't even act like she was genuinely interested in Mahiro, just like a cock hungry slut.
>>115821049
>>115821077
>>115821091
>>115821083
B-but I have no more red
>>115820846
>>115820885
>You are such a pervert dog,anon. and a pervert like you need to be punished.
>>115821167
That show was shitSomeone pls post black hair twintaled Tensai
>>115821175
The slut of Louis 14 have no right to talk to me like this.
>>115821175
>>115821174
>>115821077
I only liked her for her design.
Too tsun not enough dere.
Didn't stop me from fantasizing about her.
>>115821281
She is love when she goes dere though
Saito was a retarded and didn't know how to handle Louise anyways
I fell asleep listening to this yesterday.
No regrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CuyZBaG90
>>115821271
Nobody cares, nobody asked.
Pink Kugyuu crappo doesn't belong here.
Screw blondes and that teleporting nymphomaniac, only rouge twintailed pettankos here.
>>115821398
Is that one of the eargasm series ?
>>115821519
Oh fuck you the pink/red Kugyuu are fine here. This is the best thread I have seen all day due to the combinations.
>>115821541
It is from one of the drama CDs.
>>115821661
What's the appeal of drama CDs anyway ?
>>115821398
Thank you Japan, for being so based; no one else could produce stuff like this.
>>115821806
kimoi koe buta no onani
>>115821341
>Saito was a retarded and didn't know how to handle Louise anyways
Dumbass should have laid her the first chance he had. Instead, he followed his dick like some dog.
>>115821398
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CuyZBaG90
>my dick when 1:45
>>115820444
I love Nyaruko so much.
So so much.
And all of you as well!
>>115821906
I would a Nyaruko, but Kuuko is so great.
>>115820444
>we can agree that Nya is best waifu in said series right?
Wrong series.
>>115821852
>声豚
I love that term.
If you were to choose one girl ITT to be with for the rest of your days with, who would you choose?
I choose Kotori.
>>115822185
Kuuko, without a sinlge doubt
I guess everyone's gone. See yall next time.
you do realize that, since they are mythos gods, they are malevolent by nature, they are also genderless and formless, going into a relationship with any of them is pretty much condemning yourselves to a life of tentacle rape and impregnation then consumption, regardless of gender. male pregnancy is real, inject a zygote up the butt hole and then fertalize it, put the guy in a coma for 9 months and diphon his crap out of his stomach and you have a man giving birth, cthulu mthos gods are most likely capable of performing all this. be careful who you choose to fap to.
>>115822185
Kuuko if I can obtain immortality by being with her, otherwise Kotori.
>>115822677
Probably true.
I'd still give Kuuko a shot.
>>115822677
You do realize that they are aliens belonging to a race of nyarlathotepians and that Nyaruko can't be said to be Nyarlathotep itself.
>this face
>malevolent
sage for bullying my waifu
>>115822677I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME IT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>115823018
Does the romance ever happen in season 2 or is it more bullying and misunderstand bullshit? I am really in the mood for a protagonist to fuck the shit out of someone with a show ending with "I-I dont dislike him!" or nothing happening.
>>115822677
>you do realize that
The answer is: Yes.
>>115823090
I'm going to need the full image for that.
>>115822677
>.jpg (4 KB, 300x168)
>>115823198
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1624405
>>115823119
>I am really in the mood for a protagonist to fuck the shit out of someone
This is the opposite of the show for you then
>>115823319
W-wait are you implying what I think you are because thats okay too.
>>115823359
No one gets laid.
>>115805601
>Ushirokara haiyoritai C
>I want to crawl from Uranus C
>>115823359
The MC is frustratingly gay and the girls are all incredibly horny alien-gods
>>115823359
Then go aheadShounen.
>>115823280
I want to give her my see,but I don't want to hut her.
>>115805812
Left: Stupid
Right: ← I'm with Stupid
Alternatively...
Left: I'm with Stupid →
Right: Stupid
>>115823541
Seed*
>>115805910
Every time.
>>115805812
>>115823319
Nyaruko should rape. Not a crime if she don't get caught.
>>115817158
What are the odds that the one on the right can grow something extra down there?
>>115817910
>What is this?
Naizuri = Paizuri when oppai ga nai.
>>115823781
It fits them both perfectly.
>>115818779
You don't have to shove it ALL in.
>>115823919
I know, right?
>>115824002
>not going balls deep inside you're loli
>not making her tell you to mess up her insides
>>115824005
You know, those phrases are so hot
>>115819125
I hate it. Even worse that I'm cut...
>>115819426
>When I stopped taking all that stuff, they grew pack to normal
I wonder if there are any permanent repercussions to doing all that junk...
>>115820261
>I often hear from family/friends when they run their chests hurt
That's upsetting...
>>115824358
Try running with bags of fat and skin bumping and moving all over the place.
>>115823781
I want to tell Nyaruko she's beautiful
>>115820324
>And FUCK Hasta.
Here's hoping Luhy does just that. Who knows? Maybe she'll be able to rape him straight. Azathoth knows her character inspiration already has an aptitude for mindbreak.
>>115823781
>>115824523
Why are all Kana Asumis so pettable?
>>115824076
I'm that steroidfag.I'm not cut.
>>115824236
Cancer from HGH. I think yo can really fuck up your body chemistry from prolong steroid intake. You do them in cycles of 3 to 5 months.
>>115824358
I think that's why sports bras were invented.
>>115821091
What's that got to do with this discussion?
>>115824611
>>115824611
because of reasons
>>115820324
>Like what gives you the right to lust after this apparent stallion of a man when he's got so many 10/10s racing for his dick
This stallion is clearly gay.
>>115824620
Post transparencies next timefag
>>115824751
Then why didn't he fuck hasta?
>>115824825
He's not gay, he's asexual and only likes 1D as opposed to 2DPD.
>>115824786
>You will never pomf Kotori
>>115824061
>implying I'd even touch her like that
I don't like the prospect of victimizing little girls, or ANY females for that matter.
>>115822185
tail red. No homo
>>115824620
>spoiler content
FML...
>>115825203
White ribbon is dead,anon.
>>115825220
It's not homo if he transforms in to a chick, anon.
>>115825318
NO SHE'S NOT
>>115825318
Both ribbons are love
Is it scientifically possible for something to be better than a red twintails dfc thread?
>>115826105
Nein
>>115826105
Purple haired trap threads, but this is still top tier.
is a ponytail stronger than a twintail
>>115826336
It depends, tall girls with ponytail are better.
>>115826336
Ayano is the only yryr I fap to.
I want a Kuuko/Kotori/TailRed
>>115827029
Don't we all.
>>115826634
Post Kyouko white dress version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk
There is a supernatural phenomenon happening in the vicinity of my dick right now.
>>115827469
I'd rather a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBwEzyUmD4w
Who the best frenchmen and why is it Kuuko?
BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE! WHERE IS NYARUKO? BRING OUT NYARUKO!
>>115829295
why not both
>>115829352
I need that pic of Cthuko wearing the swinsuit and ZR