You're waifu is fit, anon. Why aren't you?
>>112567545
Ottermode is almost achieved, nerd.
>>112567545
Because my genes are shit.
I'm not that unfit. Last race I did was I placed 92/430 and 4.7 miles cross country up hills and shit in 35:56.
B-but I just broke 2 PRs...
>>112567883
>miles
look at this baka american gaijin
>>112567545
I am.
>>112567876
>muh genetics
faggot
>>112567933
Not even 'murican. Be more mad.
>>112567545
You're waifu afit.
My waifu has a constitution score of 5.
>>112567933
>>112568056
It would have been way funnier if this was the original post.
lumberjack/bane/big-guy-mode attempter here.
Am I doing this shit in vain since waifus only like ottermode faggots?
but my waifu is often calledfat
>>112567939
Who's your waifu?
I'm working on it.
>>112568146
I know, OP was a faggot so had to post it.
/fit/ please go and stay go.
>>112568265
I sit at least 12 hours a day.
>>112568347
With terrible trigger discipline.
>>112567545
I just got my theoretical driver's licence today.
Once I'm able to drive a car I'll be heading to the nearest gym and get ottermode.
>>112568473
She's a gangster.
Trigger discipline is for cops and fags.
>>112568403
heh
>>112568342
I for one welcome our /fit/ friends
>>112567545
I'm trying to push myself to get started on it.
>>112568494
Why don't you just walk?
>>112568519
>friends
pls
>all those ottermode fags
How about trying to get some real strength for once.
But I am getting fit. I have morning exerises and punish myself for skipping them by not allowing any snacks for that day if I skip.
>>112568644
That's for fags.
Real boys should look cute, with a soft skin and no muscles.
>>112568519
Well I don't.
It's not long now until this thread becomes a manlets vs average dudes vs tall people vs lanky giants thread like always.
>>112568713
As a tall bearmode monster I'll just laugh on the sidelines.
I do 100 push-ups and crunches every day.
From my physique to my hair to my clothing, I am legitimately trying as hard as I can to look like an anime character.
>>112568592
Takes too long, and I wouldn't even know where to.
>>112568644
Ottermode gives you more strenght, yet is still practical.
>>112568644
>all those artificially gym-produced roid-muscles
How about working in civil and underground engineering sites and get some real muscles and strength?
You wont look too pretty, but hell, you will be able to lift.
>>112568103
It is Ok, you can raise it as you level up to at least a 9. Then take greater constitution (10) when she is epic level.
>implying I didn't just get back from the gym
>>112568783
>Ottermode gives you more strenght, yet is still practical.
Well, it all depends on what you're waifu likes. I think ripped is the ideal, and if you're ottermode already you're just a couple of steps away.
>>112567545
>Lifting 5 times a week
>Taking 3+ martial arts classes a week
>Biking almost daily
I-I'm working on it!I'm still stuck at 170lbs with my bench, but I'm working hard to beat it. A year ago I couldn't even do a pullup.
>>112568830
>all those artificially gym-produced roid-muscles
>artificially
Nigga do you even know what that word means?
I'll be lifting weights, not getting android implants.
>>112568892
Anon, how does one become ottermode?
>>112568893
170 isn't that bad but when you get to 225 you'll think "can't wait until I can bench 315" then you get to 315 and think "I'll never bench over 300 pounds might as well train for aesthetics"
>>112568892
I always had the ripped pic in mind when talking about ottermore, just slightly less toned.
>>112567933
>not being American
>>112568830
>How about working in civil and underground engineering sites and get some real muscles and strength?
I do.
Feels gud man. Both the feeling of finishing that building from scratch, and the cold beer and cig afterwards, while watching your little girl shows still with your dirty overall on.
>>112568961
Low body fat%.
I don't think my waifu cares whether I'm fit or not. But I'm too self-conscious so I do it anyways.
>>112568892
I'm skinnyfat. Where do I go from here?
>>112569078
Alright. So any exercise will do?
I want to be him
>>112567545
according to scientific studies, it's been proven relationships work better when an optimal fit threshold is met, which is me chubby with a fit waifu
>>112569105
Yep.
>>112569105
Sure, don't skimp on the cardio.
>>112568892
>tfw auschwitz
>>112569182
>>112569170
Thanks anons!
cuz i fap everyday and night I can't be fit
>>112569105
>>112569217
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
>>112569116
What's preventing you? People can change, after all.
Why are you not a bad dude yet if you want to be him or want some of his traits that you like?
>>112567545
My waifu is as frail as I am.
What is a good cardio exercise that I can do without leaving my room or spending money?
>>112569302
Don't you want to get stronger to be able to protect her?
>>112569336
Having sex.
>Without spending money
Oh, I'm sorry Anon...
Depends on what you consider fit. Im a 100kg powerlifter that has 230kg deadlift. If thats considered any good.
>>112569336
>without leaving my room
Good luck achieving results with this attitude, faggot.
There's interval sprinting aka HIIT aka tabat sprints, iirc.
Great results, but very exhausting, you best be in some shape if you don't want to injure yourself or throw up.
Just git gud and do things efficiently.
And look for exercises yourself, this is your baggage to carry, don't expect everyone to put it in your mouth.
Why would I want to live longer?
>>112568893
>170lbs
get fucked
I weigh 110 without even tryingbut that's partially because of malnutrition at the expense of computer usage
>>112569613
To seea skeletonactually finishBerserk.
>>112567545
>implying I have any hobbies other than reading manga and going to the gym
Wouldn't want to disappoint my waifu with poor health
Where's the anime?
>>112569649
He means he can bench-press 170 pounds, are you trolling?
>Mai waifu has a fit ninja warrior star athlete to cuddle with, while I'm a sad lonely man who sits around all day.
Having horrible genetics feels pretty shitty right now.
>>112569649
I think you misread his post friend.
He benches 170lbs, he doesn't weigh 170lbs
Cause I'm always tired.
Is having 15% of bodyfat, disgusting?
>>112569302
>>112569391
she's dead jim
>>112569733
>>112569750
fuck
still though, last time I worked out I could do 150lbs
11/3 reps
and I was 16 back then
Ottermode here. Any basic, workout-machine-less shit I can do without making much noise on a third floor apartment?
>>112569748
>Sitting around all day is genetic
Who knew?
>>112567545
We were busy with other things...
>>112569881
I wonder what he expected to hear when he wrote that.
>>112568830
>>112569044
truly the scum of blue-collars everywhere. Is it even possible to work slower than you?
>sailors for love
>sailors for lyfe
I think I broke the subscription button.
>>112569836
Pushups?
What the hell do you want to accomplish?
>>112567545
muh genetics
>>112570018
>spotted cowwisconsinite detected
>>112569836
buy dumbells.
start lifting them in different ways, for multiple reps.
eat more food also.
I did squats, chest-press, and pendlay rows today.
My body looks acceptable, but it doesn't mean jack-shit since my back and parts of my torso are covered in acne scars and chickenpox marks.
>>112570056
fill backpack with books.
walk around.
She's in the military, I work at Wally World.
>>112569971
I was expecting to hear sympathy and comfort I guess.. But really though I'm on my feet all day as a machinist and bike over 80 miles a week. Just can't seem to drop to fit status.
>>112570119
start lifting you fat nigger
>>112568783
>Ottermode gives you more strenght, yet is still practical.
Different body builds are built for different reasons, just like weapons are made for different purposes.
Body type will be impractical if you deliberately ruin it or recieve negative results in general and use it wrong.
Ottermode is just low body fat, but not as weak as skinny.
>>112569998
I dunno? Being able to not wear a shirt and not feel bad about it?
>>112570144
But I'm not black, nor do I enjoy lifting things.
Through years of masturbation to loli, I can now beat anybody in arm wrestle. It's just that nobody wants to play with me.
My nearest gym is a bus ride away and would cost me 10$ a day in bus fare to get there.
In order to afford the gym and bus, I need money first. Getting a job means losing a lot of time I could use to work out, and the other option involves earning money by sitting on my ass in front of the computer.
>>112567545
My waifu was built fit
>>112570233
Yeah no one wants to touch you, ya fuckin' dirty piece of shit.
>>112570204
Fascinating.
Don't lift then, wallow in your shitty feelings, drown in your job and die.
>>112570233
I beat people twice my size in arm wrestle, too, it's not that big of a deal. I've found that it actually takes more resistance than strength
>>112570284
>My nearest gym is a bus ride away and would cost me 10$ a day in bus fare to get there.
Jesus Christ, ever thought of going there by bike?
But there is very little liquid in my workplace, surely not enough to drown. Also when did I imply that my feelings were shitty. I'm perfectly find sitting in the corner of the room masturbating while my waifu gets ravaged by the fit husbando she truly deserves.
>>112570166
Do bodyweight training
Pushups, situps, squats, dips etc
Or you could buy a simple set of dumbbells and use those
>>112570284
Work out in front of your computer.
>>112567545
Because i have a waifu.
>>112570453
It's about an hour on bike via country lanes and after an hour of riding, I doubt I'll have the energy to work out
>>112570467
Goes to >>112570339
>>112570284
Do you have legs?
Any legs?
Ever tried walking? You know, walking is an exercise too.
>>112570499
I get it. So you can get fitinsideyour waifu?
>>112567545
>Why aren't you?
But I am pretty fit.
>>112570522
>Want to use a gym's superior facilities so I can weight lift and target areas to work on
>Get told to go walking instead
>>112570284
Holy shit what
You can't do a simple part time job? 4-5 hours a day working would mean no time to go to the gym? No one said you have to be at the gym all day to get results.
Also ever heard of walking? Or if its too far how about a bike?
>>112570510
A bike is fine too.
How fast do you go?
Are there any gym girls that like doughy guys?
I imagine once they get tired of muscly gym guys, they wouldn't mind a bit of tub in their life
>>112570623
Quite a bit of uphill and downhill in my area. I reckon I can conquer about 9 miles in an hour if I push for it.
>>112570510
That is just enough to warm up.
>>112568501
You won't say that once she shoots her self in the leg
>>112570510
Biking isn't nearly as taxing on the body as people think. Think of it as your cardio before you do your resistance training at the gym
>>112567545
>go to gym
>keys fall out of pocket while benching
>this dude sees mai waifu in the keyring
>he stares with a smirk
I...I'm trying
I've got a skinnyfat/otter body. So I don't look fat or out of shape. I don't really care about aesthetics anyway.
What I want to know is when I'll stop dying when I exercise and getting a sweat on from a speedy walk? I don't look it but I'm out of shape and unfit. What's the best way to conquer cardio and enjoy it?
>>112567545
Because why bother getting fit when i'm already skinny and have cancer?
>>112568892
>mfw I'm ottermode
Feels good.
>>112570829
rip anon
>>112567545
I just started mountain biking again. Sure feels nice tohave a sore butt from riding over gravel and stones.
I'll get super fit for my waifu, she deserves it.
No matter how ottermode I get, it doesn't change the fact that I'm a manlet
>>112569391
Good point. I'll think about it after all.
>>112569812
>Letting death get in the way of love
>>112570809
Do it more.
I guess if you can do it indoors the AC will help you through the hardest part, but in the end you're going to have to actually run. Try couch to 5k if you're really that out of shape.
>>112567545
Too busy trying to be happy.
>>112567545
I-I'm working on it
>>112567545
I'm an overweight alcoholic who smokes two packs a day and lives off fast food ;_;
>>112570920
Biking won't get you fit, it'll just give you high endurance. Also, get a better seat, it makes a world of difference.
>>112570923
How manlet? I'm 5'7" and feel pretty ok with it, even if it is 3" below average.
>>112571021
Sometimes I wish I was short so I could get lovingly bullied by a taller cute girl.
>>112571004
>it'll just give you high endurance.
That's the type of fit I need for my waifu if you know what I mean.
>>112570920
>those ridiculous long arms
>those huge hands
what the duck
>>112571021
>3" below average
/fit/ pls
>>112571072
I have always liked the teasing Onee-san character, maybe my height is a partial factor in that.
>>112570166
I think you fail to understand what ottermode means then...
>>112571130
The average American male height is 5'10".
>>112571123
Then you shouldvisit /jp/ and find a good hip.
>>112571137
Being the oldest in a family of 14 sucks, i'll never have an onee-sama.
>>112567545
Starting my creatine cycle this Monday. How can she be my waifu if I'm not physically attractive?
I don't deserve her if I don't strive to better myself.
>>112571209
>Family of 14
Holy shit anon
>>112571256
My dad was like Rance before Rance was Rance.
She's not my waifu but I’m doing it for her.
>>112571271
Is your dad's nameMohamed?
>>112571352
No, it'sBruce.
>>112571229
In the end of it all, she will have never known the effort and pain you dedicated to her. She will never even know you exist.
>>112567545
who says i´m not? although i´m struggling to remove the small fat in my lower abs and get the six packs.
B-but anon... I recentlyStarted basic military training for the RAF.
I Think Ayano would be pleased...
>>112569985
>work slow
Yeah, its not that your back's not breaking early on in your life if you work too fast.
Even with all them machines available, in the end its still the good old muscle-propelled shovel that is doing much of the work.
>>112571229
Im going to tell you right now. Creatine wont do anything for you unless you also lift heavy weights, and eat tons of high protein food daily.
Creatine is just an additional boost you use when you're already on the gain train. You certainly don't "go on cycles" of creatine unless there's special circumstances.
you just take it.
>>112567545
She isn't what I would call "fit," but she does have that extra bit of chubbiness in all the right places.
>>112568892
Shit chart. There is nothing on it with more muscle than ottermode and builtfat, while having more fat than ottermode and ripped, while having less fat than builtfat.
>>112571504
I installed two 300', 16-inch, prefabricated oil risers in three days.
Unless you can duck tape those shovels to all your limbs and turn into a dirt blender, you will never impress me.
>>112567545
I'm 193cm tall and strong-fat or whatever the fuck it was /fit/ calls it. I'm fine.
>>112570939;_;
>>112571511
Yep, already aware of that. It requires heavy lifting, which I do every day after work, I'm also bulking, so I'm meeting my daily caloric needs as well.
The creatine is just a boost, its water weight, that will help me push out that last rep.
I'll be there soon. Just give me another year.
