Why are herreaction facesso perfect?
because she's moot's wife
>>110843463
Because she's perfect.
>>110843489
Is she actually?
>>110844458
No, but I cant prove it.
>>110843463
she's got every flavor of scorn just there for the capping
WHY WOULD ANYTHING ABOUT HER BE LESS THAN PERFECT?
she's perfect
>>110843463
>>110843463
It will probably be explained in 4
>>110843532
>>110845263
as long as we keep shikinami out of it
>>110847764
That high quality photoshopped background.
>>110848211
Just think, someone thought that was enough for a finished product. And then, multiple people thought it was good enough to save and repost
>>110848286
I like how they just copy and pasted a bunch of squares, and then stepped back and said, "wait, it needs one more touch." Then they fucking scribbled all in that one spot.
Also I don't have an Asuka folder so here you go.
>>110848403
That is cuter than it has any right to be.
>>110848415
It's really fascinatingly inept
Because shewins.
>>110848415
>Not having an Asuka folder
>>110848482
kuro tengu best eva doujin artist
Do you need to ask?
>at gym locker room
>naked old guy bending over and flossing his buttcrack blocking the only way to the showers
>mfw
>>110850053
>naked old guys just hanging out in the locker room
I swear, they're there every single time
>>110850253
>I swear, they're there every single time
>>110847764
I don't know why, I have seen this picture over 50 times now maybe, but every single time it gets a smile out of me. I can't help it. I really like that picture for some reason, even though I like Rei more this picture just is the only one to get me to smile like a idiot.
>>110850053
>And it's the SAME GUY every time
Why are Rei's reactions so much better.
Haven't checked 4chan and /a/ in months but it's almost like I never left. You guys still have your best girl wars and q&a threads?
>>110850968
>q&a threads
ded
>best girl wars
will probably last until the heat death of the universe
>>110850968
>best girl wars
Such things comprise the very fabric of 4chan.
You know, practically every anime character has blue eyes, but for Asuka they really just 'suit' her.
>>110850968
> best girl wars
Nigga it ain't a war it's a massacre Asukafags just haven't figured out they lost.
Shinji's not too shabby either
>>110851978
>Asuka will never ask you if you're stupid
>>110852115
That whole scene is full of great reactions
>>110852169
>>110852338
In all fairness, manga Shinji actually didn't have the guts to do that, so to speak.
>>110852338
She was right, though - Shinji didn't have the guts when she was sleeping. He waited until she was in a coma.But Shinji's dream-sequence implies he masturbates to her more than once, so...
>>110852554
to be fair, what 14 y/o boy isn't jacking it constantly
>This thread
Asukafags proving they are tumblr-tier
>>110851580
>yandere Asuka
Oh god, is tsundere yandere a thing?
>>110853218
It is now.
>>110853218
I think that Yandere removes the whole tsundere part. As in order to become any kind of Yandere, one has to tell their love interest their feelings. Something wholly against the point of a tsundere.
![[Bloat]_The_End_of_Evangelion_[A854019B].mkv_snapshot_01.02.46_[2014.07.23_04.14.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xph2uso.jpg "[Bloat]_The_End_of_Evangelion_[A854019B].mkv_snapshot_01.02.46_[2014.07.23_04.14.28].jpg")
>>110853218
My dick says it's a thing
>>110843463
Why is she so shit character and worst girl?
>>110853336
crazy ass bitch
>Asuka-haters
>>110853425
How about a girl who is cold to the love interest at first but when she sees them with other girls, realizes her feelings and expresses it by attacking the other girls.
>>110853713
now all you need is a long specific title and you've got a new LN bestseller on your hands
>>110853713
Using EVA 2?
So everyone gets in their Evas and fights for Shnji's hand in marriage?
>>110853765
Or yandere could be a natural progression of tsundere. The heroine is cold to the MC at first but through many experiences realizes her feeling for the MC and finally confesses to him. However, the MC continues to be surrounded by other girls in his harem and the heroines feelings slowly turn to obsession and becomes yandere.
Nice boat.
>>110853854
Or if she went all Nevada-tan on them with a box cutter as a prog knife stand in.
>>110853854
>Meanwhile Shinji hangs out watching while curled in a fetal position in his own EVA and whining to himself about how much it all sucks.
>>110853925
>Asuka
>growing as a character
>>110854067
I would say changing as a character, degeneration is a change. All the characters fell apart about halfway through the original TV series.
Does she intimidate you?
>>110854049
>>110854270
Not really. If anything, I pity the baka.
>>110854270
If I was still 14 she most certainly wouldand I wouldn't have it any other way
I keep my Rei and Asuka pics in the same folder
>>110854510
you can't cross the streams!
>>110854558
Oh God, what have I done?
>>110854630
I like this hair.
>>110854630
Rei looks majestic as fuck..
This is un-natural... she usually looks tired of your shit.
>>110854630
I'm actually okay with this
>>110854702
I like this hair.
>>110854630
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE STARTED THE INSTRUMENTALITY CHAIN REACTION. ALL THE LABELS ARE BLURRING TOGETHER NOW.
>>110854889
I would keep Asuka's discarded hair in a scrapbook.
>>110854976
>>110854976
Totally normal and not serial killer-ey at all, anon
>>110855036
>>110854976
Guro is not allowed outside of /b/
>>110850714
Tofu reacts better then rei
>>110855021
>you will never take Rei to a gritty industrial nightclub in 1997
The one you're all missing is "None of these people is me."
>>110855200
this one?
>>110855245
>>110854976
Post more sad
>>110855148
>Guro
>>110854346
negevs are shit Asuka would use an ak
>>110855353
>ak
>>110855440
so it begins
>>110855353
>slavshit
>>110855177
Which is a damn shame because her plugsuit would blend in perfectly back then.
>>110855291
Sad movies?
Baloney pony
>her face when she sees your Asuka folder
>>110856122
>>110856122
>>110856259
There is vengeful-ghost Asuka there too if she prefers that.
>>110850968
You missed Best Girl winning the World Cup.
>>110857005
>>110857085
That was a fun week to be on /sp/
Anyone else hate seeing .gifs and images of really climactic moments of the show? My roommate is always looking at that shit on tumblr and it seems like it would kind of ruin the moment while watching the show having been exposed to it so much outside of its context.
>>110857188
>browsing tumblr
There's your problem.
>>110857163
It was a fun week to be anywhere on 4chan as long as you weren't Brazilian.
>>110855440
You can't CQC with an assault rifle.
Anyway, why aren't there more Asuka as Big Boss pictures?
>>110857351
>as long as you weren't Brazilian.
Yeah, I feel for those guys.
>>110857433
There are a few.
>>110857523
All the Iberians must've be so relieved that their blowouts got totally overshadowed
>>110857613
I knew that one. I would love to see a pic of her sneaking with a pistol and a prog knife though.
![metal_gear_asuka_by_btrndd-d5rgf7r[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d4CSTFR.jpg "metal_gear_asuka_by_btrndd-d5rgf7r[1].jpg")
>>110857433
>Big Bosska
>no pictures of phantom pain asuka smearing lcl on her face
>>110858016
>not Shinji's cum
>>110857956
That's actually pretty cool. Thanks, anon!
>>110857718
Yep.
>>110858141
No problemo. Wish I had more like it.
>>110857770
Well, on one hand, she's a pilot - not covert ops.
On the other hand:
>Designated marksman needs glasses and chugs stimulants like a mad cunt
>Point man is a total bitch
>Rei is... Rei
Nerv plays this shit pretty weird, so why not.
>>110857085
Wait?
Is that Koko in the bottom right?
this thread needs WAY more Rei
>>110857718
>>110857351
>>110857163
>>110857005
>>110845263
Why do people think Asuka would give a fuck about soccer/football?
What are you, STUPID!?
>>110858917
I'd figure she'd be the type of person who's into sports and video games.
>>110858917
because using fictional characters to prove a point is....
>>110858917
Because everyone feels good when their country is stepping on someone else's.
>>110858994
At least interest in video games is confirmed during the scene at Hikari's house.
>>110859214
Especially Germans.
>>110859503
>Especially Germans
If only they had a word to perfectly describe such an emotion.
>>110859580
Blitzkreig
>>110858917
>people like Asuka
>people like the German national team/seeing other teams lose against them
You should have seen /sp/ during the World Cup, game threads got spammed with Asuka fanart.
>>110859677
Godammit. Now I actually regret not being on 4chan for once ;_;
>>110859634
>Azuka will Blitzkreig your ass
Why am I getting a boner?
>>110859634
Nah, it's obviously gemütlich.
>>110859720
Eh, it wasn't that exciting. There was a 50000000 get, but it was stolen by Bateman.
>>110859634
It's 'Schadenfreude'.
That was kind of a high-brow joke.
>>110850609
It's ok, I understand how you feel.
>>110859762
oh, I think you know exactly why
>2014
>race mixed whore
nice taste /a/pes
>>110859898
p-please be gentle
>>110860010
The Japanese are honorary aryans, look it up
>>110854270
Her ass intimidates me.God, I wish it was canon.
her name is literally 'a cyka'
>>110860121
We the Japanese need a partial foreigner it's usually one of the other Axis powers.
>>110854976
>>110855036
I think you made me discover a new fetish.
Asuka thread?
>>110860256
I guess that leaves Mari out.
>>110860256
*when
>>110860318
>>110860256
Unless
>Mario
>>110860318
god damn tommies
>>110860318
There's occasional exceptions.
>>110855021
>see this while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUXR5U
My sides.
>>110860310
Please no.
What does this sound like?
>>110843463
>>110860891
>>110860935
Don't be mean.
>>110860891
I just fucking got that. Sides have left orbit.
>>110860891
>>110860310
>>110860935
Reminder that this whole scene is in some way a metaphor for niggers.
>>110860851
Could be worse.
>>110860982
>not knowing best Asuka cosplay
What is wrong with you.
Someone please post it.
>>110860318
Asuka is also half American. It's more cold war pals than axis and allies. Which is why we'll never get a qt Russian pilot.
>>110861115
>you will never be worthy enough to be bullied by asuka
>>110861201
>>110861197
Th-This isn't from the actual manga, is it?
>>110861201
I had to look at the picture twice to get the reference. Shamed.
>>110861278
Sure. Just like this one.
>>110861278
100% legit. Things got weird the last couple of volumes.
>>110861334
And this one.
>>110861231
>Half American
>Half Japanese
>Quarter German
Is this like the Legend of Gilgamesh, how his genealogy was divided into thirds somehow?
>>110861334
Sadamoto really went off the rails at the end.
>>110861248
Every time.
>>110860310
>>110861000
It's actually a metaphor for Karl's desire to eat out Asuka.
>>110843463
She's not Japanese and can therefore express emotions like a normal human being.
>>110861397
She's only quarter Japanese. Her mom was just a weeb and her dad didn't give a shit so she got a Japanese name.
>Asuka
>Not a bitch with a permaperiod
>Rei
>Not an autistic weirdo
>Shinji
>Not a spineless, hesitant whackjob
The one true NGE waifu is pic related.
>>110861231
The funny thing about that is her VA is also half German half American
>>110861456
Whose Karl?
>>110861397
>Asuka contain the soul of Gilgamesh
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>110861518
>not knowing about best Kaworu
>>110861490
Too bad she's a carpet muncher
Team /purpledrink/, reporting in
>>110861509
Once you hit the midwestern United States pretty much everyone can trace their family back to Germany.
>>110861397
Not American, British!
>>110861518
Manga Kaworu.
>>110861197
How did Rei get bandaged up after 3rd impact anyway. That always bothered me. Did Lilith have a roll of gauze on hand or something.
>>110861567
>I can realistically see Anno pulling some shit like this in 4.44
>>110861630
What's the difference?
>>110861575
Oh.
>>110861197
This upsets me way more than it should.
>>110861585
Where we're going anon we won't dicks.
>>110861726
Manga Kaworu actually has some character conflict that isn't
>I love you Shinji
>now I am kill
and he's somewhat autistic.
>>110861567
>>110850609
save it friend, its all yours
>>110861805
>>110861908
Hey now, doujins don't count.
Night'
>>110861992
What about the ones Sadamoto draws under a pseudonym?
>>110862019
I just stopped to look at this picture I just posted.
My heart is definitely with Rei, but damn.
>>110861456
It actually perturbs me more to see Kowaru being straight.
>>110862032
Those were his other loops.
>>110862019
>you will never rest your head on that butt
>>110861649
*Asuka not Rei
Man I'm tired tonight
>>110862129
>>110862110
It's a crackship, but Karl is into tsunderes.
>>110862129
>>110861649
No real definitive answer to that, but the theory is that people emerge from Instrumentality with the image they have of themselves.
>>110862386
>Rei didn't bother to tell Shinji to imagine himself with a 9 inch dick when he leaves the tang
That was an asshole move.
>>110862507
>because he already has a 9 inch
>>110862507
I mean, the image they have of themselves when they were tanged, not something they want like a character creation screen.
>>110862603
I think we know if he was sporting a monster baloney pony since he spends most of the series in a skin tight suit.
>>110862616
No one said it would be easy. But he could at least try.
young yuko miyamura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9yoHaZOoYU
>>110862709
Maybe if he'd been a little luckier on the genetic roulette. After all, it sure wasn't Gendo's sunny personality that kept bagging him Akagis.
>>110861908
what chapter is this from?
So do the build movies follow the manga or do I have to look that up too?
>>110862996
artist didn't really think that helmet proportion all the way through
>>110862921
It was his position of power.
Bitches love power men. Women will ALWAYS go for the man with more power. It's how they are programmed.
>>110862976
It's not from the manga, it's from an AsuShin doujin called ReTake.
>>110848803
>>110862996
Why the cat ears on Asuka's helm? I've seen this on several images. Is this some fan thing? It sure as hell was never in the movies.
>>110863064
Which is still awesome and should be read.
>>110863039
women love a man in uniform
>>110863154
It should only be read if you must have closure between Asuka and Shinji. It doesn't exactly treat Rei and Kaworu that well.
>>110863154
>that DFC
>>110863134
Look again
>>110863134
It totally was.
>>110863251
Nothing ever treats Rei or Kowaru well, though.
I've seen Rei get NTR'd in her OWN doujins.
>>110863283
>Let's leave the design of the new plug suits to Ritsuko and Mari, they know what they are doing.
>>110863302
Oh, that was like some second long scene at the beginning.
>>110863319
Don't take it seriously, doujins are just fan fics with pictures.This one is canon though.
>>110863411
Mari has the samehelmet and she keeps it on, so it's more like 5 seconds.
>>110863302
If the EVAs could play MP3s all this time, it sure as hell went to waste.
>>110863539
That's Mari singing over the radio. Asuka tells her to stop after she takes her helmet off.
>>110852169
>>110863319
Did the Angels wins the goddamn World Cup? No? I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO.This victory has practically been immortalized in Asuka-fanart.
>>110864067
>World Cups won by Lilin: 20
>World Cups won by Angels: 0 (zero)
>the city of Adam
Is the rebuild worth watching?
I just watched the original NGE
>>110864375
Yes.
>>110864375
Fuck yes they are amazing (though /a/ hates everything good so yeah)
>>110864375
As a Reifag I was so fucking hyped after the final scene of 2.22. I was like holy shit maybe things will end alright for Rei after all.
And then 3.0 came along...
>>110864375
No, it is shit.
Every episode is full of fillers, characters who do not contribute to the story are added or shown more often (muh Kowaru / Mari) and the visuals are awful
I do not recommend it, fucking dropped after 2 episodes
>>110864375
They're fun to watch. They lack the amazing characterization Eva had, but the fights are cool, the music is good, and the movies are well made. Don't expect the Rebuilds to be Evangelion, and you'll be fine.
Then again, I think 3.0 accomplished what it wanted to do (tell the story from Shinji's point of view) and was pretty enjoyable, so take my word with a grain of salt.
>>110864375
Keep your expectations at a reasonable level and they're fine movies to pass the time with.
>>110864375
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAc68sH3i8
>>110864375
It's worth watching, but it won't rock your world.Apart from the fact that Kaji apparently ditched English class.
>>110865073
Literally every fucking scene in the rebuilds are god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEk2oax6Tc
And the finales.. holy shit
