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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135873127
Raen females are CUTE CUTE CUTE
Post panties.
xth for grown men
>>135911009
>raen
What are they doing? Go back to how things were, why the change now.
>>135911009
You think so...
Catbois
xth for fire 4 crits
>>135911064
fuck off squidward
>>135911051
>Clip into me more! Harder! Flicker my textures!
>>135911086
you're making assumptions
Highlanders
>Lewd Feline Males
>>135911134
Of course.
hello?
>>135910668
gay shit
>>135910703
thighs are the best
>>135911134
Where are the pictures of us?
>>135911194
Uhh, you just made this really exciting for me. Can you post more?
xth for pendulum@ultra :3
>Noriko and Sugiura erping in the middle of fucking Limsa
IM TIRED OF THIS EBIN GOING ON THE WARPATH. HOW DO WE END IT?
>>135911401
Who...
>>135911348
You're not lying are you...
How do I into static? PF people can't even clear Sephirot EX
>>135911024
>>135911501
Pepperoni
>>135911464
You just found out? Hes been stalking her for ages
>>135911558
Your other Raen friend who emotes with you!
hey guys, Kirito tia here. Should I resub? Not sure if 3.2 is worth it and I didnt really like gordias because healers couldnt keep me alive while tanking without grit since it was such a dps check
>>135911558
Why would I lie?
>>135911024
hehehe ok
>>135911585
Ada do you have any more..good cat pics..
is ada banned yet? i'd like to talk about the game again
>>135911464
nothing is happening. stop spreading misinformation
>>135911634
You're not on...
>>135911670
People on the internet lie a lot...
>>135911558
Officially Awena now
>>135911024
I found these panties earlier and saved them
Dunno who though
>>135911453
VIC
NO
>>135911558
Find a new gimmick to steal.
>>135911836
>Always standing around in nooks and crannies in towns with their faces mashed together
>Always together on obscure maps with nothing to do with DoL
Thats a huge red flag and im worried were gonna get another wave
>>135911814
No you wouldn't, if you did you'd have something to say. You don't even have a specific at hand, do you?
>>135911996
Oh shit, did sugi win the noribowl?
>>135911862
Why would someone tell lies to a cute Raen?Unless they planned to drug and rape them
>>135911862
My sub ran out..
xth for such a comfy day
>>135911816
>>135911024
>>135911464
Are you obsessed with Noriko? Or Sugi?
I beat the as4 dummy even with doing some dumb mistakes. yay.
Time to practice more.
>>135911804
What kind of good cat pics...
>>135912050
We will find out soon with a ceremony and then the immediate fallout a week later
>>135911024
I don't know who the hell made this character and how the hell they managed to get her to look so good. I can't pull off anything close to it.
>>135912051
That's not a nice thing to do...
>>135912053
Oh...
>>135911307
levi anon here there arent any house available almost ever. I might be able to offer you a roommate spot though
>>135912213Hehehehehehe
>>135911152
>>135912050
So anyone that stands to Nori = winning the Noribowl?
Lonely au ra looking for...
Oh... Forget it...
>>135912187
You know..the REALLY good cats pics..I asked before. Thank you for those!
>>135911862
you look like you got a bad case of the autism face kid
>>135912213
I will have it soon!
>>135912321
What does that even mean? Its pretty obvious.
>>135912490
*stands next to
>>135912213
WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN GOGGLES
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET IT ON MY FORHEAD GODDAMN SHIT
>>135912337
Oh THOSE..
>>135912587
Stop pretending to be clueless like you dont understand social cues, especially amongst /xivg/ I bet you think cats that sit down next to each other in undies in the Quicksand are just afking too huh.
xth for breaking and entering
>>135912397
You're not a very nice anon...
>>135912479
That's good to hear...
>>135912659
Have you tried /visor
fastest way to get from 55-60?
>>135912706
If you truly think that any two characters that are sitting or standing next to each other are fucking/dating/cucking, then you're really fucking retarded and really no nothing about social cues.
>>135912659
MCH eso goggles, no other goggles as far as i'm aware /visor like that
>>135912213When I see that Raen I get a need2breed
>>135912878
I was sure I did hmm
>>135912706
>there are people this retarded
do everyone a favor and slit your wrists
When I was new, I assumed that whenever people were naked near each other that they just changed classes and didn't want to equip armour until they leveled up a bit.
>>135912880
Fates, then Vault and then Humble Bundle Libary
>>135912336
wanna pull my tentacles?
Hello, remember to come to Mateus and make friends~
>>135912987I'm not for breeding...
>>135912903
They probably are depending on frequency and location. Stop acting dense and twisting words.
>>135913241are you the breeder
>>135913185
>even acknowledging Lance
prepare for your commission
>>135913241You gon' be
>>135913268
Just admit that you're wrong. I will contend, however that this
>>135911051
... is PAINFULLY obvious however!
>>135912193
Took me like 5 minutes
>>135913312
No...
>>135913378
Anon... Please... No...
>>135913345
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
PLZ
>>135913480Do you like pancakes?
drg c@s ww@
wtb 60 day time card with balmung gil
>Running CT without a full premade.
I can feel my life draining awayfaster than what a succubus would.
>>135913801
how much
>>135912664
>everyone copies seraface now
>>135912723
Its not uncommon for people to expect 10mil or so for a plot release here.
>>135913747
I'm so glad this suffering is over.
>kill sephirot just as he's about to swipe us off
>get to go swimming in the green goo
Neato.
>>135913747
Um here? I'm confused, are you asking where were at?
>people still take eb seriously
>grown men of all people
lmao reconsider your lives
>>135914125
who? the closest I've seen is spatcat and they just seem to have a close skin tone and hairstyle, but everything else about the face is different includingUGLY UGLY UGLY NOSE
>only log in to raid anymore
>decide to try out WoW on a free 10 day trial
How come they get these asses
This is bullshit
>>135914297
did you get ntrd?
>>135914420
warcraft's modelers are white
>>135914420
america
japan
>>135913185
I'll pull your tentacles andput them in ur bumbum
>>135914420
The body shapes are better, but man, the textures, eew.I just want Draenei women back in my life again.
>>135912723
like 15 mil for small house
>>135914297
EB being serious is fine if its two grown straight individuals who are either already in a real world relationship or have immediate intentions to. Thats what it has been for in games, not just for friends to say "haha bro wouldnt it be weird if we did this haha"
>>135914420
This is Blizzard's policy on all female characters of legal age in their video games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
People in this game are so nice and helpful. Created a party finder to find some crafters to make me a few of the 1/2 star outdoor furnishings that came out recently, and got them all made within like 7 minutes of making it.
Also still really excited over creating my moghome this morning!
so whens game discussion hour?
>>135913964
3.5m
>>135914631
I dunno, XIV textures aren't much better, tits are so blocky when you zoom in.
>>135914339
Save me, Mr. Krabs, you're my only hope.
>>135914420
I'll take my detailed armor over having it painted on.
>>135914125
90% of cats have that face retard
>>135914273
i want to pull clowncat's tail
>>135914868
yeah no
almost all cats use face 1
>>135914812
Yeah, but WoW textures are blocky when you zoom out.
Unless they fixed that, I quit after Wrath but I heard they did a model rework.
>>135913392
I thumbs up to you too
>>135914165
Rin...hmm... okay I will but I'm not sure who that is exactly
>>135914950
that IS face 1 idiot
>>135914420
should have seen reddit when they "nerfed" that ass. never happened, just someone using different camera angles to make people think it happened. they did censor the teeny tiny panties to cover the crotch more though
>>135914125
They're 4 faces, fuck off with that shit.
>>135911304
Highlander babes
>>135914420
>That abnormally small torso
It's lying to you that it has a big butt.
>>135915175
eeee fuck you whatever face that is default
>>135915243
>just someone using different camera angles to make people think it happened.
Sounds familiar.
>>135913634
Is this a trick question...
>>135914965
that is the updated player model textures anon posted, but the armor model is vanilla. they gave blood elves booty when they used to have lincoln log legs.
>>135915327
>gorgeous Harp-nee
When pompadour? How new cuts?
can any experienced BLM tell a novice blm if i should be using flare with enochian up? without swiftcast it takes forever to cast and i was wondering if i should leave flare off when i have enochian up to prolong it?
>>135914758
ign?
>>135915716
there's an opener that involves swiftcasting a flare, but you never use it otherwise on single target
you still end every fire cycle with a flare on 3+ targets
>>135915426
R-Renko? Purplecat? They just went to sleep, and they do. They do mateus advertising when I ask typically. No worries though friend~ I should be home in an hour or so if you'd like to do anything together
>>135915642
I want the saint defense force that encourages Harp to go
I'm a lizard in a containment bay.
:3
>>135915453
why were graphics better? holy shit look at the lighting on the left ass
>>135915978
Textures weren't too different than what we have now, the 1.0 lighting however was vastly superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_R56msMZW8
>>135915978
ps3 limitations
the textures were worse but they looked much better because lighting system and also how the mapping was done which made a lot of the textures look less flat
>>135915808
so if its 2 targets or less i should not use flare?
I've been having an issue with this game (and TERA).
When I let the game run for about 5 or 10 minutes, the sound goes away and never returns. I've tried reinstalling the game, along with my audio drivers multiple times already, no change. Can anyone point me in the right direction? I have a few friends I would love to join to play with.
>>135911816
>>135912074
go away
>>135916267
i just realized garuda has hooved feet
why does a bird creature have hooved feet
>>135916559
Ask the Ixali, she's their Primal.
>>135915642
I haven't tried any of the new hairstyles
>>135916376
I-I'm not sure, if not they may just tease you a bit is all, no worries.
>>135915231
>there's always that passive pussy-ass Party member that has to let you know they're a pussy and can't directly snuff the conflict
It's no better that you felt the need to type more than one sentence to Berry Berryflavor.
>"don't spam"
>"150 + 200 or 180 + 180?"
Regardless of their response, ignore and continue to spam.
>>135916280
>>135916267
>>135915978
Textures were not worse, they were much higher resolution compared to what we have now. It was too ambitious for MMO design.
Hair looked better, you could see knuckles on hands, feet had individual toes instead of webbed blocks that are glued to sandals, higher skin resolution.
>>135914376
Wat? It seems like just same hairstyle and both tan. But they're a mooncat andlook way better. I just fanta'd from my original race to something that I thought would look good for leveling tanks and melee dps. Not super married to the hairstyle, but I haven't found anything that I think looks quite as good.
If I'm an imitation, that would be an insult to the original w
>>135916417
i've read before that you should end with flare on 2 targets but still do the single target rotation otherwise (f4 f4 f1 f4 f4), however i'm not sure it's actually a gain and it's really annoying for two reasons:
1. you only get a single umbral ice stack so your regen is much slower and this probably extends your downtime in ice phase.
2. you HAVE to wait for a mana no matter what and that can be fucking annoying
the second can force you to drop eno
drg main giving me helpful advicerepost for (u)s
>>135916748
yeah no
they were worse
polygon count on the other hand was much higher than what it is now
>>135916267
>Textures weren't too different
nigga you can SEE the ridges on garuda's feather's in 1.0
>>135915231
I think it might be higher damage to Life Surge into Vorpal Thrust might do more damage.
>>135913747
sorry for my potato graphics
>>135916912
i mean you can argue ID spam is more tp costly but ya the DRG is an example of a typical mentor
>>135917108
Not the person you're responding to but I'm levelling lancer and that's what I've been doing.
I don't know if it actually works out better but at least it gives me something different to do.
http://strawpoll.me/7141269
>>135916835
I'M GONNA FUCK THIS CAT
>>135917316
It does, unless you crit two impulse drives in a row, mathematically the true thrust + crit vorpal will outweigh two ID, stll that drg is typical mentor.
>>135916428
windows 7 or 10? might be a service pack thing or damaged hardware, or make sure all instances of old drivers are removed then install fresh audio and codecs
>>135917474
That mentor is a typical DRG.
JESUS CHRIST, WHY DO PUB DRAGOONS DROP HEAVY THRUST SO OFTEN!? I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE CLASS PAST 34 BUT GODDAMN, IS YOUR ROTATION SO COMPLICATED THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP IT ON PAST THE FIRST THIRTY SECONDS OF THE FIGHT!?
>>135917691
I'm on 10. I forgot to check for remnants of the drivers. I'll do that now, thank you.
Why do Asian MMOs always have arbitrary invisible walls everywhere? It pisses me off when there's a lake right in front of me and I can't swim in it because "lol there's a 1 inch high fence that is also an invisible wall in front of it"
>>135917693
>tfw you macro heavy thrust to repeat every 4 seconds in void ark
>have yet to have anyone say anything for me being basically afk
Nevermind botd, I bet they are just glad to see a DRG using heavy thrust.
>SE will never fix Lancer and switch the levels you get Impulse Drive and Blood for Blood
>>135917693
Yeah sometimes. If you are in the middle of making a choice between keeping BoTD up or Heavy sometimes shit gets a little complicated.
>tfw your hat is dark red instead of black
why
>>135918121
>SE will never switch the levels at which pld gets shield and sword oaths
>>135918067
>tfw do the same with Ruin II, DK>TS>SP, and Blizzard III
>Nobody says anything
Doesn't work too well with Broil or Stone III
>>135918165
the one from dusk vigil is black
>>135918027
>not swimming in the lake blocked by invisible walls of central shroud
Get a load of this guy
>>135918279
Sword Oath is more helpful than Shield Oath from 30-40 desu
>>135918279
>SE will never switch the levels of defiance/deliverance and IB/FC
>>135918432
it really isn't
pld 30-40 is fucking suffering because of it
>>135918326
that hat looks kinda dorky to me
>>135918513
you look dorky
If any Tanks feel like suffering a bit we need an in-progress Antitower on the Primal Datacenter. At Boss 2.
send help.
>>135918561
waht the fug
>>135916835
>If I'm an imitation, that would be an insult to the original w
this is because you look fucking awful.
>>135918279
>he thinks he needs an enmity stance when he literally spams one combo that generates enmity
WAR and DRK get their tank stances sooner because they have multiple combos earlier on.
>>135918417
I've always wondered how to do this, pls someone tell me
Also how to get to that one secluded dark room in the middle of nowhere like under the map
>>135917243
I might have agreed if they didn't give lancer invigorate which means that you never run out even if you stand there for 10 minutes
>>135918503
You don't need extra enmity and you don't need extra mitigation until at least Stone Vigil when stuff kind of hits sort of hard.
If they were going to switch anything it should be Cover and Circle of Scorn.
>ask someone from the thread to make a smug face
>run dungeons
p fun
>>135918668
If I wasnt in one, I would come save you anon
>>135917253
>>135917093
message you in a bit, i'm a duty
>>135918432
>no passive damage reduction
>less threat generation
BUT AT LEAST I DO 50 POTENCY PER AUTO WEW
>>135918819
While they're at it they can let scholars have leeches before the status dungeon.
>>135916912
Shouldn't you still use FT>VT for Life Surge at that level since 200 potency crited is more than 180 potency crited.
>>135919173
You have selene.
>>135917387
Thanks, buddy.
>>135918279
I don't see a problem with it. A couple Flashes and rotating your 1-2-3 between mobs is usually enough to do the job.
>>135919191
err meant True Thrust > Vorpal Thrust
>>135919191
Didn't think of that desu, good thinking
though in general of course ID ID ID ID for days wins
>>135919163
>c@
>dick
???????????
>>135919295
>A couple Flashes and rotating your 1-2-3 between mobs is usually enough to do the job.
Pretty much. Once you get Shield Oath, you can basically stop trying after you flash a few times. Something tells me that's what they want.
>>135919405
I'd suck Shana's dick.
>>135919295
i am going to /pet your thighs
making progress
getting like 1200 dps phase 1+2 consistently on nin, hitting phase 3 pretty easy and know the mechanics almost by heart
feels good man
>>135919281
>cleanse on 60-second cooldown added in 3.0 when literally all they had to do was swap leeches with adlo
>>135919536
I'd lick Shana's butthole
>>135918962
Alright. I'll be here.
>>135919636
I know this feel mate. Keep it up. Get that shit down to a science.
>>135919636
You really should be getting 1300 DPS by the end of phase 2 as a NIN.
10 years since a4s clear.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the manipulator. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the gordian axe. i see other players clearing a4s but it is no good. i flame abe and harp and try to resist the 4chan janitors but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually look through some screenshots of the gordian axe and cry myself to sleep.
>>135919790
I hope that wasn't meant to be a serious rebuttal.
>>135919807
Naw man that's gay.
>>135919807
me too
>no one is ever on Gilgamesh when I feel like helping
The gil in my pocket is white hot but comfortably held.
>>135919843
will do mate
>>135919891
i've hit 1300-1350 multiple times, but 1200 is my average.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
looking for a boyfriend :33333
>>135919807
I'd SUCK Shana's TOES until she's ADDICTED
>>135919636
>>135919891
Uh, at what item level?
I've sat 1500 at the end of phase 2.
>>135920097
i'll take some of that gil
>>135920159
216
>>135920159
I've done 1700 easily at the end of Phase 2 as a NIN.
>>135920139
no
t. elfslut
how awful am i at making characters?
>>135920409
Use limbal rings so you don't look like a cosplayer.
>>135920004
It wasn't but to be fair I don't think you guys are serious either. It's a few faceroll levels. stfu and do your easy ass dungeons.
>>135920409
bitch i could slap you on the nose and you'd still be able to see out of both eyes like ayyyyy lmao
>>135920097
sup i'm on gilgamesh
help me with something
>>135920409
Cute!
i'd fuck shana in the mouth
>>135920409
I want to strangle that hair.
>>135920609
i'd strangle shana's hairy legs
>>135920409
Need2breed
>>135918984
>Boy, I'm sure glad I'm taking 0.8x damage I don't care about instead of 1x damage I don't care about, with extra enmity I don't need, I'd hate to trade all that for a bunch of extra damage
>>135919173
Well at least with that one they sort of have an excuse for designing themselves into a corner, with the shitty abandoned idea of having multiple jobs branch from one class. Their own rules sort of limited them to one Scholar skill every five levels, and they had to waste the first three giving them their Cure II, their Medica, and their Esuna. I'd rather they do it in the order they did than hold back on Adlo or Succor until 40.
Post manly manlanders, no fuccboi barbie ken dolls with sameface.
>>135916267
So many things that are different when you compare both.
In 1.0 the sky box, lighting, textures, particle effects etc. were all too different and better-looking than 2.0's.
There were even little things that made the first one better like the feathers floating around when she was descending.
>>135919564
They're currently frozen, please try again later.
>>135919849
GSM and BSM are solid choices. CUL as well if you do a lot of high-level fishing.
I'm a lizard on a...
Oh... Forget it...
:3
>>135920528
>>135920757
t-thanks
>>135920502
my buddy said it could pierce dragon scales, thanks for the laughs
>>135920439
i've never been able to make limbal rings look decent; should i just use a different shade of blue or what?
>>135920627
They can look decent sometimes, with the right color..
>>135920760
>50 potency per auto
>a bunch of extra damage
>extra enmity
>extra
you have never played a PLD pre-40
>>135920912
>Manlander
That's an Elezen.
>>135921036
well, someone's gotta have the bigger dick
if you could violently murder one red-headed c@ who would it be
>>135920317
>things that never happened.
>>135921124
More manly than a sameface highlander. Honorary manlander.
https://clyp.it/eaw4gzgk
Is this guy still around?
>>135920959
Match it up to your eye colour on the palette coordinates, or use black. Those are the two easy ways to make limbal rings that look decent.
There're definitely other ways to make them look good but that typically requires a lot of trial and error.If you use dull neutral colours, you can get away with changing your limbal ring colour to achieve different eye colours in a close range without it looking strange until really close shots.
>>135921210
We were talking about the limbals, though.
This face bothers me as well but they all have their issues.
>>135920902
why is your femroe so perfect
>>135921159
rheia
>>135921189
granny faust is always around
old people don't get much sleep
>>135921396
Didn't even notice. Thought you said Tho. But thanks
>>135920902
why are you so pretty and are you on balmung
>all these sephEX farm parties and none of them can manage a single clear
Good thing this isn't a total waste of time or anything. Someone please, end me.
>>135921351
you're right. good job on the eyes. you're probably the first person I've seen do it right.
>>135920995
I've leveled PLD to 50 a few times on a few different characters. Enmity issues at pretty much any level are 100% pebkac.
>>135921210
>tfw u wanna be a fish
>>135921351
>RAEN
>>135921753
are the best, i agree
>>135921753
>not playing an edgy xaela with their awful color blending
yeah WHAT A FAG RIGHT?
>>135921751
HALT
>>135921751
if you stop being cat I'm leaving the static
>>135921356
>>135921553
Thanks, I honestly just threw it together one day and really liked her. Also, I'm onFaerie
I'm a lizard on a...
Oh... Forget it...
:3
>>135921878
xaela are niceraen are fine too
>>135921751
dont you dare
>>135920409
this is a p qt tomboy desu senpai
>>135922040
I'm a lizard, not a poster...
>>135922018
Literally one of the only 3 good xaela I've seen, and wew what a good.
>>135921210
pls don't bully fish
Does he have a point?
How 2 best heal sizzlebeam?
>All this lewd posting
I gotta ask just for asking sake;which one of you has requested/commissioned/drawn art or porn of your character yet?
>>135922153
Probably because it's the Xaela that always fucking posts.
>>135922132
You're cute, whatever you are...
>>135922281
A point about what? Yes, you're a bad healer if you don't DPS. Yes, you're a bad healer if you let people die.
>>135922281
I mean he's not wrong, as a healer in FFXIV you are expected to dps. It's just how this game has evolved, every role is also partially a dps. Good tanks are often judged by how much dps they can do while maintaining hate and, honestly, healers should be the same way.
If you don't DPS at all as Sch you're either bad or lazy for example, thats just a fat. Honestly, as any of the three healers outside of raid because not a single thing outside of raiding will ever require a healer to be 100% healing.
The only reason not to dps in expert is because you want to alt tab
>>135922427
I've drawn it but just body studies with my characters' heads on the bodies.
Not actual porn of my own, but I've had requests from other people to draw porn.
>>135922427
i want my character drawn but not disgusting smut garbage.
>>135922427
where do you think we are?
>>135922018
what am i doing with my life
>tfw the stuff you've crafted actually starts selling
>tfw you finally start climbing up out of poverty
>tfw you'll likely fall right back into poverty when you finally impulse buy one of those overpriced crafted accessories
>>135922498
You really think so...
>>135922427
Nothing overly lewd, but I've drawn my own to keep in practice since it's the game I'm playing. I'd be curious to see someone else's take on it, which may sound a bit vain, but I'd never be interested in paying or having any lewd art.
>>135922427
Several people here have. Personally, I've gotten four commissions/requests done for my own character.
But you won't see many of them posted here, as some of the stalking shitposters love to take people's commissions, even ones that are private, and spam them here. Then they'll samefag on themselves talking about "how disgusting" it is.The old /d/ threads were a great place to share commissions, but the mods didn't like that.
>>135922627
Just use your funds to be a marketboard jew.
Force yourself as the middleman. Be a parasite that turns his money into more money without producing anything himself.
>>135922742
Okay Mado
>>135922427
Rou "nice as heck" Illdanch has
>>135922153
thanks!!!!!!
>>135922624
ahahhaahah
>>135922261
Amen! It has the cutest facial reactions to emotes
>>135922682
Yeah! I enjoy Fwa posting
>>135922842
Rule #9 of life - always tell cute people they're cute
>>135922751
What's the best way to do this?
>>135922427
A few.There are few around here that have hundreds, even breaking the thousand dollar range in comms.I'm too lazy to get more.
>>135922991
ur cute too
>>135923043
no one actually does it, he's full of shit and pretending he's rich. all gil capped players run the marketboard via crafting, early crafting. you make steady gil between patches, but right after patches is where you make hundreds of millions. everything gets inflated and bought out.
>>135922910
Are you being sarcastic...
>>135922809
That wasn't me, I'm right above you with that cropped image.
>>135923145
wew.. thank
>>135922153
w-who are the other good xaela
>>135922843
Fish are CUTE
>>135922427
Cases in point >>135922809
>>135922841
>>135923175
ive always enjoyed the coffin bed, i wish i had a room that it worked well in, let alone the bed
>>135921753
I briefly visited the Noykin, and found them more welcoming than most Xaela tribes. Though the colour of our scales differed, they were a more thoughtful and peaceful people than most.
My time with them, though quiet, was not one I wish to mull over for long. The Goro, who I'd spent a month with the previous year, had a curious situation with their horse-wives and drew sexual partners by lot, the Noykin did not have the same strange view on romance however, their relationship with their mounts was much more carnal.
The first day was fine, but as early as the second day I returned from my hunt with my host Makab only to find his wife spread out in the stables spilling unforgettables from between her legs. Her horse was in even worse wear, and the musk made it obvious what had occurred. I thought then that I would surely soon see a murder, but Makab shrugged and explained to me that she was breaking in the latest animal.
The Noykin are said to be the greatest tamers this side of Hydaelyn, but I expected a training consisting of carrot and stick. The truth of the matter was that it was more carrot, and stick it in. Throughout the rest of my week there, I saw countless more encounters of housewives throwing themselves at animals, ravaging them ragged until the ignoble steeds knew their place. It was difficult for me to hold up my throw up, I feared such a thing would offend my hosts, I still had nightmares to the beatings I endured when I refused to pee in front of my Bairon hosts.
It was when Makab invited me to his daughter's coming of age ceremony where she would be presented her first mount that I decided to leave quietly in the night. I went on foot, not wanting the horse the Noykin gifted me.
>Why I Hate Xaela - Volume Six
>people still don't know the fist dance on SephEx
Unreal.
>>135923412
But I just got to level 60 like two days ago.
Please have mercy.
>>135923412
dance?
>>135923412
>fist dance
?
Pillars of Mercy or what?
>>135922427
I've drawn my own and others (consensually)
I've had semi lewd drawn of myself and another drawfriend (also consensually)
>>135923175
No, I really do!
>>135923384
maybe if you didn't pay western artists $100 for shitty commissions of futa dicks people wouldn't make fun of them
>>135923412
>people still get fucked by Yesads during Earthshakers
>>135923327YouandMy EB
>>135923248
no problem
>>135923385
My eb wanted it so I got it for her...
>>135923602
:3
>>135923170
>hundreds of millions
Let's pump the brakes there for a second, I was happy I was finally cracking eight digits man.
>>135923858
lucky her!
>>135923749
server? and do you take well tobeing flirted at?
>>135922427
Of course I've drawn my own. I consider it practice though.
>>135918962
You still interested, anon?
>>135923689
people here would find something to complain about if a japanese artist drew it. If there is a thread celeb in the pic then people will shit on it
>>135922427
yeah i dub my own like this
>>135924242
hey now, that's only happened once
>>135923689
Exactly. That's why I get japanese artists to do mine.
>>135921189
>granny
Do what now?
>>135924008
balmung
yeah sure it's whateverbut i don't erp tho
Hey everyone, I need some help, do you think this c@ will help me? ;3c
>>135924548
So you just do non-lewd tentacle groping or?
>>135923742
B-But who do you think I am?!
>>135924510personal opinion increased, stay pure squid
If I ever log into my alt on balmung I'll drop you innocent sweet nothings
>>135922787
>>135923206
why did spiderc@ break up with u
>>135924718
alrighty
if you ever wanna talk respond to me here first, cause i'm not online much nowadays
>>135924750
that's just a meme U DIP
i don't rp at all anymore, i left that shit behind back on habbo hotel years ago
>>135924663
I know who you are, but I'm not gonna namedrop. If you know who this is let me know and I'll confess :3
>>135922427
I wish
>>135924904
I don't know who this is!
I'm the MNK that wears red...do you have the right Xaela?
>>135924895
>a bunch of bobbas circlejerking in a fuck-train shaped like a swastika
Wow I never knew how hot that sounded until you put the thought in my head
>>135925005
still going to find you and pet you again someday
>>135924219
yeah sorry I got sidetracked
>ask friend to do something
>says no
>someone else asks for the same thing ten minutes later
>says yes
okay
>>135922427
i havent requested it, but someone did a nice piece for me for helping them out with farming a mount, and a friend is currently drawing my character for fun
>>135925052
no you fucking bobba head i never erped
dof me right now
>>135925050
I wasn't positive until now, but that sealed it.
>>135925207
Send me a tell...
Post max bust femroes slow walking!
>>135925189
Yep. You've sealed your cool kid status with me. Swibbity swat, I'm comin' to /pat
>>135924870
Never were together, stop memeing
>>135925093
ya sugi's an asshole like that
>>135925470
alright i'll log in then bzzt
>>135925695
Wasn't sugi.
>>135925521
So all the rumors about you tying them up and nibbling their tummy are false? Given your track record I'm inclined to believe otherwise.
>>135925093
Happens all the time. I'll ask someone for lewd then check half an hour later and they'll be bouncing on someone else. Like come the fuck on! Stealing my spot in line is cancerous.
How do I lick a lala girl?
>>135922427
Mostly just rough doodles, but I usually don't finish anything
>>135924975
Be careful what you wish for
>>135925147
>for helping them out with farming a mount
Dang, I wonder if I could bribe 7 people to do Thordan with me if I drew whatever they wanted
>>135922427
I may have something in the works. Do you like butt stuff?
>>135925758
oh wow, okay. I'll be over the minute my seph static finishes.
>>135926062
i've got photographic proof...
>>135925706
>>135926062
Where do you shippers come fromthey've got better things to do than perverted stuff like me
>>135926336
Stop this
>>135926285
oh boy
>>135925695
Nobody asks me to do stuff though
>>135926336
See this has to be real. Why are you dumping private commissions though Ada? Isn't that supposed to be secret?
>>135923375
i still remember you trying to tell me goldfish weren't cute and i'll never forget
>>135926303
Not them, but about time. You don't have anything else you've had done for yourself in the past, right?
>>135926464
It's an edit of a 8 year old picture from FFXI in order to troll.
>>135926464
It's been said many times that those are just edits of old pictures.
>>135925207
trolled again...
>1% a7s wipe
You'll never know how hot my hell burns :3
>>135926557
No
I've been wanting to get one for awhile. I want an Aka6 commission soooo bad.
>>135926578
Oh sorry I see what you mean now
Would now be a better time for comfy hour? ~w~
>>135926904
which male roe is this
>>135927028
Is there more than one
>>135927145
fuck you, man
for real
>>135926956
I want toseethis c@in a lewd bikini
>>135926956
comfy hour
>able to pile up hundreds of millions of Gil
>still implied to be nowhere near as wealthy as the Ul'Dahn kike potatoes
Just how much money are these motherfuckers sitting on?
>>135927187
【・ヘ・?】
>>135926956
No place comfier than theebin tree
>>135926956
Comfy hour? I'm in!
>>135927272
Makes sense considering how relatively easy it is to achieve 100mil
they probably have thousands of billions
>you will never get a qt from XIV
Damn you /xivg/ for making me want things that will never happen.
>>135926904
Are talking 1% or 1%, or the built in % counter where 1% may as well be 3%?
>>135927505
why not?
>>135927272
Gil is basically Yen, so millions isn't actually that much money relatively.
>>135926918
Their stuff is pretty good. I'll be looking forward to it.Don't have to post it in the thread if you don't want to, I'll just be watching for it.
>>135927505
The cutes I met in XIVG are awful. They always have mental problems.
>>135927654
How many are we talking?
>>135926956
I like comfy
>>135927561
Because qts don't really exist on the internet. They'll probably end up Jewing me out of my Gil.
I just want a qt boy or girl to love me, but that will never happen.My character isn't even that cute anyways.
>>135927654
Casein point.
>>135927868
if i'm cute and don't have mental problems there has to be other people like me :^)
go get em cowboy
>>135927221
Thank god Square has a 60 price of entry for grossly inappropriate swimwear.
I had to go find it in my armoire, AND teleport out in public in this, so I hope you appreciate the effort.
>>135927320
Where is this? I like comfy beaches. Also gud green hair tastes.
like 2 years late and unsynced but it was p cool nonetheless
>>135927476
The Lalafell thugs are the goldfarmers, and the Lalafell magnates are the Chinese slavekeepers.
Sad au ra looking for...
Oh forget it...
>>135927272
dem niggas in meetings about buying carteneau flats while you're pushing home made clothes and trinkets. you're nothing but a flea market vendor.
>>135928014
60 day* it's too late for words...
>>135928017
ID bb?
>>135927278
Why do you look so worried?
>>135927541
rip ur video card
>>135927505
You'll find a cutie one day, hang in there!
>>135928017
Huge grats! Had fun?
Anyone watched Venture Bros? Can't believe Season 6 is over already.
>>135928014
please don't tease me like this cute c@i need to see this
MNKxNIN is the OTP.
>>135928336
Rou I want you inside me...
>>135928336
Haha! Exclamation marks! I seem jovial and friendly and sincere! Hope everyone has a great night!
>tfw no qt FemRoe Wife/Male Elzen Husban/Lala Husband to marry me
Why do I even play this game?
would you hug this xaela?
What are the benefits of Replica High Allagan Striking gear over the original set? I was about to waste a ton of money and time crafting them, but then I realized that I wear red anyways and the gearset is red. Any reason not to just grab the original set from T1-4?
>>135928492
When did Male Elezens get so much exposure?
>>135928529
Dyeable, that's it.
>>135926956
Comfy meals in comfy clothes.
>>135928383
Lemme show you my MNKxMCH fanzine.
>>135928501
certainly!
>>135928529
i believe it is just dyable. might be worth looking if there is a different shade of red you would prefer?
>>135928564
When they were handsome?
So always?
>>135928383
>NIN offers them Goad for their constant TP bleed
>MNK offers nothing in return
NINxDRG is the true pairing. They give me Goad and Smoke for my burst and I make them crit like a motherfucker.
>>135928383
agreed
especially when they're both cute catgirls
Anyone want to queue for something and get paired at the same time like PvP? Also remember to come to Mateus~
nighty nightくコ:彡
>>135926956
why not
>>135928667
I guess that seems fair, probably why I don't get any attention since I'm not handsome.
>>135928485
>ywn be this jaded
Feels good man
>Maybe I'll play a bit more, see if I may want to grab a month of sub to finish the full HW story and possibly tinker a bit
>Game doesn't let me log in because my time ran out
>It's only been three days
Okay.
>>135928380
Flattered as I am, I don't actually think it looks very good. You can find better in this very general I'm sure!
>>135926403
I just find it hilarious how you thirst for their c@ and watching you get flustered is amusing.
>>135928239
I am worried devs will never makevieraa playable race
They choselazy Au Ra with cut/paste scalesinstead.
>Biggs and Wedge voices
Why was this allowed
>>135928952
4.0 will be smaller and lower budgeted than 3.0, so naturally Viera will be a fit for the new-race-every-expansion syndrome since they'll just take the Elezen model and replace the ears, with virtually no other changes.
>>135928564
Heavensward? It's an entire expansion about Elezen.
>>135928952
It'll happen,anon...
Just have faith..
Now lets see a smile!
>>135928856
but you're the best c@ in this generalthe things you're doing to my dick right now, the tease is too much please
>>135929040
Legit question.
What makes you think 4.0 will be smaller?
>>135929078
And the atrocities we committed. Don't omit the most important part.
>>135929204
This
I would also like to know.
>>135928492I play a melezen, but good luck getting him to practice monogamy!
>>135928024
Let me know if you do. I'll help you get settled in
>>135929252
I love the smell of war crimes in the morning.
>>135928197
nty
>>135929204
They've already shown they want to give less with everything that's followed with 3.0, so why would they bother trying for 4.0?
>>135928492
embrace elezen
>>135929204
Didn't they actually say that they won't make another expansion as big as Heavensward?
>>135929114
OH, I see. That's a first. Glad to help.
>>135929406
Smells of coffee.
>>135928927
Don't bully pleaseI like their cat a lot yes but we both like women sorry
>>135929456
>only 1 new dungeon per patch in 4.0
>>135929587
If you want to help stop being a tease and show off that cute c@
>>135928786
Have fun being manipulated by fake nice shit heads.
>>135929798
>one dungeon per patch in 4.0
>rather than alternating raid>alliance>raid on content updates, it rotates raid>pvp>alliance>raid
>>135929040
>4.0 will be smaller and lower budgeted
In that case they tell you to shove your furfag race up your arse and scrap new races altogether.
>>135929609u first
>>135929864
But I need to get everything unleveled to 30 and unlock all my remaining jobs before I work next! This is hardly the time for that. Goals, anon! Setting and meeting goals is more satisfying than almost anything! Exceptbutts... they're pretty great.
>>135929798
post your rarest spiders as penance
preferablyyou petting them
What's the easiest tanking class in terms of rotation and survivability.
>>135929456
Eh, this didn't convince me. Honestly I'm content with FFxiv compared to other mmo's.
>>135929558
Don't remember any info being said on the next expan
So who the fuck is Sooo Cute anyway? They're obviously a bot, just like Hoppy Bunny
>>135930132
warrior
>>135930008
Why would they scrap a new race? It's a money milker with fantasia addicts, especially if they 90% recycle off an existing race.
>>135930165
Really? I thought DRK easier.
>>135930163
who cares
>>135930105bikinibutt?
>>135930165
>>135930241
Is this a new meme or something?
>>135930163
What the fuck happened to NEET, anyways?
>>135930347
spuki got thirsty
>>135930168
Your logic does not follow. You're claiming SE is in such dire straits that they have no extra budget or staff, and then claim their solution is to...create an entirely new race, new animations, new sitting poses, new hair, new voices, race armor, etc. It's just a pipe dream anyway, as they've said they won't be using Ivalice in this universe and viera were "too similar to Miqo'te" no matter what bullshit you want to believe otherwise, viera are off the table and gone.
>>135930253
Spats are where it's ats whenever I feel the need to glamour pants and it fits, even somewhat. When I finish getting WAR or DRK to 60 we'll see, but for now my only lust is PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT.
Any boys here
Or is it just girls
She awakes soon.
>>135929040
I'd rather have the lala variant except the female ones have slight tits
>>135930450
Just nanomamemes son
>>135930450
Hey there ;)
>>135929107
I can have faith! Likethe faith I had during 3.1 that things would get better and people would come back!
>>135930520
>moogles get redesigned as part of being a playable race
>borrows Lalafell armor fitting/skeleton to ease porting existing models and creating new ones
>In the Chinese version of the game, they offer a paid service to go immediately to level 50 on a class of your choosing
>>135930450
Sup senpai
can a tank on aether queue for library please?
>>135930448
>Spats
You sir are a man of good tastes.
>>135926285post full
>>135930126
Okay sorry pls forgive
>>135930668
In prog or what?
>>135930448
But what do i do with all my lust for you until then?spat c@ butt is pretty good too qt
>>135930392
I am sadly out of the loop, would you be willing to give details?
>>135930794
no we just need a tank. its 3/4
>>135930849
girl said she'd go back to neet if it was smaller, spuki got thirsty, kicked half of neet out for """""""reasons"""""""not valid ones at alland thats it
>>135914812
>Concerned about blocky tita
/xivg/ takes autism to new levels
>>135930849
Egghyur came back so he booted everyone out that might trigger her so NEET could be her personal safe space.
post rare putts
>>135930789
k
>>135931084
LMAO
>>135930942
That's actually a lot funnier, and more pathetic on him, than just standard guild drama. Thanks.
>>135931118
pls post one more picture downyc@ u r the cutest
This game is shit, 2bh
>>135930942
>not valid ones at all
It was always his FC and he wasn't the one who tried to turn it into balmung's "official" xivg FC. Whether or not he's thirsty he's still free to do what he wants with his FC.
>>135930642
bring that shit to america
>>135930942
>>135931000
So is there a new FC being formed by those tossed? I've noticed people going to FCs in the LS, but it seems random.
>>135931165
have asadone
This thread is lacking highlanders.
>>135930849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rO83Iv1tYa
>>135931348
Ask in the ls, idk myself.
Sera is the cutest!
I like her...
>>135931310
Still makes him look like a total fuckwit, though.
>>135930642
I wouldn't mind this, as long as you already have a Lv50/60
Is Cactuar dead?
>>135931348
Just join <CC> 2bh, get lots of ERP with cute c@s
Is it safe to post cute stuff or do we have to evacuate?
>>135929798
Even if we get 2 if they continue to be as dull as Anti-Tower and Lost City HM it won't be an improvement.
the australian farm animal is on the loose
>>135930707
You're cool in my book anon! I'll leave lewd things to those better suited, I just appreciate a qt booty in hot pants.
>>135930830
Just always keep the most important words in your heart - "A smile better suits a hero"
>>135931563
It's a mid-pop server, so it depends on your definition of "dead."
>>135931084
ultra rare catboy putt
>>135931429
Tried, got roughly the same answer there. Guessing because it was so out of the blue nobody's come up with any idea of what to do. But we could totally do something, we could make our own FC, with blackjack and hookers!
>>135931543
Every time people do this I am happy I'm not on the list.
>>135931794
try RFG then
>>135931741
putt post the smut
Gosh, NEET shitposting, PuttPutt shitposting, Chemo shitposting, and Mado shitposting all starting right as PuttPutt gets here. What a coincidence!
>>135931701
>it's true
I have nothing against kaori, but mado is legit disgusting
>>135931701
dat description tho
>Mado has her dark energy tentacles ensnaring Kaori, the dark goop encasing her torso and chest but leaving her breasts exposed. Tentacles force Kaori's legs apart as two exceptionally tentacles are forcing their way through the Miqo'te's pussy and ass. Another tentacle wraps around Kaori's neck before being forced into the restainer Miqo'te's mouth. Mado is behind the ensnared Miqo'te, smirking as she's the groping the Miqo'te with one hand, her other teasing her prey's clit. The Elezen's hands cackle with black energy, sending pleasure through the two points of contact as the tentacles fuck their prey mercilessly.
>>135931948
>>135931817
Hahaha what the fuck diaper
>>135931890
I'm not popular at all. I have a few friends and my fc likes me, but that's it.
>>135931696
I would rather keep pictures of your cute c@ butt in my heart.Post more butt qt
MNK or NIN?
>>135931948
>LE EXPOSED
Can someone kil madotsukis player irl please
>>135932148
What are you looking for in a DPS class?
>>135930520
>>135926203
go away
>>135932194
Decent damage and the ability to help the party.
>>135931948
You know, at some point I used to defend Mado, but enough is enough.
>>135922427
If you're still around, what's happening right now is exactly what I said happens. Some person gets a lewd drawing done for fun, but there's some stalkerish shitposters in here hellbent on spamming and announcing about it as soon as it's uploaded, instead of letting people find out about it naturally and keeping it to themselves.
Which is why sadly, this isn't the best place to share lewd art. And it's very unfortunate. Some of the people who post in this thread get some really nice stuff done.
I want to hug Jaiba really close and whisper thathe's cutesoftly in his ear!
>>135932274
What does what someone does in the privacy of an 18+ website have to do with you?
Are you people seriously freaking out about tentacle porn as if that's not vanilla as fuck?
You fucks are hungry for drama. It's sad.
>>135932274
Me too. I used to be a Trump supporter but after tonight, enough is enough. Now I'm a CruzMissile.
>>135931948
CONFIDENCE BOOSTER
>>135932314
I want tohold hands withMutsu!
>>135932343
I have nothing against human sexuality but this is blatant fetishism and degeneracy.
I mean I'm not blaming him and I don't even talk to the dude but would it have killed him to choose a better artist?
>>135932443
I'm getting a bargain bin artist to draw my character. Some $15 one. We're not all rich you know.
>>135932443
Better artists are busy/cost too much.
>>135932375
It's the grammar and all of the forgotten "let me hit the thesaurus for an adjective" moments.
>>135932274
Here's the thing. Everyone has got weird shit that they are into. Mado doesn't act like a total jerkoff in game though so who cares.
Besides. trying to write someone off as a degenerate fetishist in this thread of all places is a "pot calling the kettle black" situation.
>>135932262
Most likely NIN then.
>>135932436
please don't namedrop me next to a pedo
Is there a Pastebin of /xivg/ ebin commissions?
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>>135932578
oh sorryi still want to hold hands with you though...
>>135931948
>>135932274
>>135932443
I'm not the person who commissioned it, though. Was a gift. Thanks for giving the artist free page views though.
>>135931396
>that vocaroo
What the fuck
>>135932556
What words do you think required a thesaurus? If anything I would've preferred if they did use one, because it seems like they didn't.
>>135932560
>Everyone has got weird shit that they are into. Mado doesn't act like a total jerkoff in game though so who cares.
Although I disagree with the first point, I agree with the second. But people in these threads will shit on whoever for the pettiest reasons
>>135932560
The problem is mado is forcing this shit. All the assposting, skin tight suit posting, etc
>>135932668
what? you're proud about page views? the fuck?
don't encourage this
>>135932578
>He thinks liking lalas makes someone a pedo
Stop.
Everyone post your Midas Savage progress RIGHT MEOW.
If you haven't been in at all, the door is right over there.
>>135932668
Of course hun. It's never you. All the commissions were gifts. It's never you. You're as clean as a tear of a newborn!
Off yourself irl please.
>>135932761
Oh boy here we go.
>>135932717
>disagree with the first point
Everyone has some secret super fucked up fetish, even if it's buried at the moment. Yes, even you.
>spend the entire fucking day attempting to farm sephirot EX
>get a grand total of four kills
>still one kill away from my 5th weapon
>>135932873
>Calling people hun
Go away Clairissa you creep
>in queue for 40 minutes
>11 minute wait time
>go to kitchen to get spoonful of peanut butter
>come back
>missed queue
>30 minute wait
d'oh
>wait patiently for debuff while grinding fates and finishing hunt dailies
>finally requeue
>watching se7en
>wait through entire movie
>get to climax
>not paying attention
>miss queue again
Not my day!
>>135932101
Maybe when I'm confident enough in my ability to contribute wholly and have the level of progression I expect of myself I can indulge in the true endgame posting. Until then, it will be utterly incidental, but here's this since flattery will get people everywhere.
FFXIV SALVAGE WHEN
Yoshi pls
>>135932872
Door to where?
>>135932892
>Clarissa is the chemoposter
This all makes sense now.
>>135932872
*leaves through le door*
xD
>>135933008
Calrissa is just really messed up. Anything is possible from that whack job.
>>135932314
aww
>>135932761
Is her way to avoid being bullied like me, it's ok.
>>135932996
diadem is basically FFXIV's version of salvage.
It's time to eliminate the chemoposter..
>Tanks that leave not even 30 seconds in the dungeon
>We had to wait 15 more minutes for another one
>They leave too
>Then the healer leaves
Fuck you. I hope these guys get banned from the Duty Finder not only for 30 minutes but 24 hours to teach them a god damn lesson.
>>135932892
>Yes, even you.
I have a super-secret fetish, yes. It is totally vanilla though and not super fucked up. I'm moderate if anything. Many people aren't into the "super fucked up" shit. That's probably why it's considered a SUPER FUCKED UP FETISH
>>135933070
I'd like to bully you in another way but you're always so busy... sigh
>>135932873
The username of who made the commission is shown on the very same webpage
>>135933149
Data center, and whatchu need?
>>135933008
>>135933043
Chemo leaves Sera alone, so that's not true.
>>135933123
I have the perfect weapon. Something they'll never be able to defeat.
>kind of want to grind that 205 caster chest and stop being lazy
>never did feast
>will probably get screamed at by poopsockers
>>135933206
We voted abandon.
I'm so lonely I'm nauseated.
>>135933176
The point is you let them and accepted the commission. You gave the okay for awful grammar and description as well. Why do you do these things?
>>135933250
Don't everyone has the chest piece now.
I want everyone to stop having it so I can use it in peace.
>>135933253
Sorry anon. If you're on Balmung I can probably heal for you, is it msq related?
We've got bait! >>135933269
>>135933269
You're really grasping at straws at this point, Anon.
>>135933324
>climax
But I'm not playing Bayonetta
>>135933297
I'm a male character if that helps, anon.
>>135933152
Okay so maybe I over-reached when I said "weird fetish". Main thing is though, unless someone brings that shit at me in game I'm not gonna make an issue out of it.
To your other point about them bringing it upon themselves? Well there may be some truth to that but at the same time I have never posted a screenshot of my character in anything other than head to toe armor. I guaran-dam-tee you that someone thinks I am just as bad though.
>>135933327
Nope, it was a duty roulette.
>>135933152Degeneracy leads to further degeneracy. Your mundane fetish will eventually lead you further down the rabbit hole. Eventually you will come to find that mild fetish was yourself yearning for more, and accept it. Take it from someone in their 40s, it is inevitable.
Friendly reminder that you, yes you, can own your very own Fat Catplushiein real life!
>>135933242
Why not use the newest raid wall?
>It was a gift!! It's not me!
My favorite meme just after "he's barely posting"
who >ultros here
>>135933541
OH NO!!!
feed me a stray http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrUBBah5fG
>>135933541
Who is the cat in the chair?
The bait has broken through the first line. >>135933607
>>135933630
Hullo!
>>135933250
The feast isn't really hard and you can't poopsock it. You're scaled down to 150 ilvl so just get pieces that have perfect stats on them, even if it's shitty 160 dungeon gear/crafted gear.
If you are any of the following:
Scholar
Bard
Ninja
Dark Knight
Consider changing class. The Feast isn't 100% entirely dependent on a full premade to win, but the above classes do put you at a disadvantage as their counterparts are much stronger.
Even if you win it's still 150 marks, much faster than Seal Rock.
>>135933661
the way she says is just so ridiculous lmao
spucky buhgi
>>135933269
I had no involvement with what the commission was about nor any text descriptions. It was a surprise gift from one of my friends, and that's all there is to it.
>>135933541
I would love one, but I remember trying to get the carbuncle plushies and the mail moogle without success; every time I got an email saying they were in stock, they'd be immediately sold out again when I had an opportunity to check.
>>135933541
>Those massive jugs
I didn't know CG got one already.
>>135933720
I'm a mch though I never pvped with it before, only a couple other classes. I assume I just fuck people with the most medals up with wildfire and sometimes Between the Eyes after a stun/whatever.
>>135933826
SCH is great if you like losing to MNK every single time.
Any catboys on who like other catboys? ~
>>135933820
That's sort of messed up. My friends always ask for permission and I doubt anyone here would accept a random gift of lewd without explicit consent.
>nine attempts at Odin normal
>nine failures
>healers dying at the first gungnir drop
>every
>single
>time
what have i done to deserve this
>>135933720
Bard really isn't that bad. Sure, MCH has more burst, but Shadowbind > Empyreal Arrow > Sidewinder is some really good damage.
Ninja also has some crazy burst too. They can take down a squishy caster or healer in less than three GCDs if they've got stuff up.
>>135933661
E N O U G H
N
O
U
G
H
>>135933720
But Ada is the Beast of the Feast, and they play BRD with a sephirot bow and everything!
>>135933929
Like 90% of all catbois
>>135933704
sp@ c@ wearing pants
What went wrong?
Visions of streets filled with Wyrmies keeps me up at night.
I must redouble my efforts to keep Limsa and all of the city states clean, for my own good as well as the good of Eorzea whole.
>>135934057
when was the last time u showered irl
Best beast tribes relations to focus on?
>>135933907
Wildfire can be cool but you'll mostly be blasting people into tiny fragments because you've got a LOT of burst between your OGCD shots and Rapid Fire making your shots instacast.
Also don't forget you can use your bind attack before Between the Eyes if you or your teammates aren't close enough to your target to stun.
>>135934159
the one with the mount you want
>>135933932
If it was anyone else, it would. But my close friends and I are all known-perverts so this stuff isn't really taboo to us, so long as it's just our characters and whatnot.
>>135934159
If you're after mounts, whichever one has the mount that you want most. The HW beast tribes have a separate daily allowance from the 2.x ones, and they also give EXP if you happen to be leveling 50+ jobs.
>>135933826
nigga I don't even play a sch, just every single one I go up against gets thrashed. You may be "gold" but this dude I'm replying to has literally never pvped in his life.
>>135933907
Oh, stay then! MCH is quite good in Feast. You can completely wreck a cunt with your opener in less than 20 seconds if you know what you're doing.
>>135933974
It's just if you're doing BRD you may as well be the better MCH, and if you're doing NIN you may as well go MNK or DRG. They're all good in their own various ways, just the others are better, even if played badly.
>>135934049
I don't keep up with my ebins and I don't know who that is!
>>135934116
>tfw I watched this screenshot being taken near me
succ
>>135934207
wildfire is pretty bad but i find that it's decent for a mindgame or a delayed burst, you set up to burst near the end of wf duration to weave it in with your off gcds or you use it to bait people's attention/purify/whatever because in my exp people purify wildfire within the first gcd like dummies
>>135934159
ARR: Amal'jaa
HW: Vath
Honestly though just do 'em all starting with the one with the mount you like. They all give access to stuff you might like and are all useable for getting tokens for relic if that's your thing.
>>135934152
Last night, why?
>>135933704
Are you bustier than before or am I crazy, sp@zc@z
>>135934306
What was the deal with this cat? Like, was poodle honestly trying to go for a greasy 2006 scene girl thing?
I'm having a hard time seeing this as anything but a joke.
>>135934306
i wish pudd would give me the succ
>>135934450
It might be the armor type, I haven't fanta'd since going cat
>>135934080
but that offers no defensive advantage and would make Haurchefant cry!
>>135934469
It's a meme character, just like his whole identity. A living, breathing meme.
I offer to you a rare crafting Naka..
Rate tanks on sexy out of 10
>>135934079
I'm not a girl, so there's still hope for you anon
In any case, with this peanut butter and all of these cats around, I'm sure you'll find a way to have a good time. Here ya' go, friend.
>>135934553
rare bussyi love you
>>135934258
>The HW beast tribes have a separate daily allowance from the 2.x ones
Unless they JUST changed that, they don't, and I don't remember anything about it in the patch notes. I was working on Sylph, Vanu Vanu, Kobold and Sahagain rep all at the same time, and they all used the same allotment of 12 dailies.
>>135934306
doesnt spuki hate you
>>135930720
Stay the fuck away from my Bnhaka filth
>>135934403
>WoL never gets any pussy.
I fucking eat gods for breakfast you think someone would atleast be interested in giving me a handjob.
>>135934528
>but that offers no defensive advantage
Sp@ c@ butt and thighs are a huge distraction to enemy forces.
The bait has broken through the second line. >>135934718
>>135934692
spubbys me bffl
>>135934469
shudt up putty is cute
>>135934654
o nvm then I though they did sorry haven't touched the 2.x ones for a while
>>135934718
I haven't even been on Balmung much lately with that alt. I've never done anything with them and never will so you don't need to worry about it. Calm down.
>>135934553
I love traps, but even outside of that Naka has crafted a seriously top tier fucking supreme female midlander.
Has anyone upgraded or know someone who has upgraded the lore casting chest? I want to know how it dyes.
>>135934553
are you the same anon that posted the op of me
this is kinda weird desu
>>135934306
мяy мяy мяy :3
Пюттeль-тян няшamore mooncat putel plz
>>135934740
there was but he died
>>135934889
If I find you on Balmung I'll kill you.
>>135934776
You make a compelling argument...
>Catboy posting is over
phew i was getting tired of cute catboys
>>135934959
I am just a masked stranger.. A supporter and aficionado of bussy..
>>135935098
>not challenging them to a 1v1 in the Feast
ur doing it wrong m8
Fucking Madotsuki, really.
Why won't it fuck off to /d/.
>>135935098
Okay? There's no way to kill players in game at the moment outside of PvP and I think setting up a 1-v-1 match might be a bit too time consuming to be worth the while. If you're talking about real life, I live in Central Wisconsin. You're welcome to make a road trip.
>>135935127
Then you should stop concea;ing such a powerull weapon
Dang. Deploy BAIT now. >>135935227
>>135934623
The sexiest tanks are the male ones.Especially skimpy WAR dudes..
>>135935227
Thar she blows, men!
>>135934772
No point going higher
>>135935231
Your posts are laughable and God damn you're annoying as fuck
>>135935231
I won't allow you to corrupt them with your dark tentacles you degenerate because that's what you want to do. I'm onto you. Stay off Balmung or else.
Egg holiday?
>>135934772
They recently raised the desynth cap to 225 or something in 3.2.
>>135935015
You tell me >>135934079
> I'll never charm a cutie pie elezen gf
What's wrong with this bait? >>135935539
>>135935670
Anyone can be a girl, Anon.
>>135935772
But why would you want too?
>>135935272
Holy Moly
>>135935917
>do you know if they also raised the max desynth cap from 580 then?
They did.
It's 700 something now.
>>135935772
>You aren't in animeland where a sex operation is cheap and incredibly accurate, so it's not incredibly obvious that you're a tranny
Why even live?
>>135935853
Why would you not?
>>135935853
bc women are the best and men are fucking garbage
>tfw a cute boy sends you a shirtless pic
god bless ff14
>>135935917
It got raised as well so you should be okay to raise 3 to 225 with no issues
>>135936024
>Why even live?
I ask this question everyday.
Maybe I'll finally off myself one day and be free.
>>135935539
i don't see much profit in desynth now but it's always good early on and it was especially good at the start of heavensward with the return on materials you'd get
>quest turnins literally worthless because thousands of people are getting them
>meanwhile hardsilver+ nuggets sell for >20k each
>adamantite nuggets from accessories in like vault or library
>80k each
free money
>>135936056
go away
>>135935539
>Your posts are laughable and God damn you're annoying as fuck
If that made people stop posting you would've left two years ago.
>>135936116
>tfw people I've just met sent me shirtless pics and dick pics
Good bless FFXIV indeed.
>>135935757
>touching eggs
L E W D
E
W
D
>>135936024
More natural strength, easier to stay thin, you get to enjoy the peak of your sexual market value at a better age, you don't bleed out of your vagina every month, you can go places without wondering if you packed tampons/pads, easier and faster to get ready every morning (adding about an hour or two of sleep to your day), and you get to do all the fun shit without worrying if people are only being friendly towards you just for your vagina and then turn on you the moment they find another vagina or things get rough? Being a guy is awesome
>>135936059
see above
>>135936116
S H A R E
>>135936116
>>135936325
I don't see the point in this shit
>>135936376
I'd trade all that just for a nice pair of tits.
If I have to be a guy, at least give me a trap body.
>>135936525
Shut up filthy breeder
>>135936410
it was on snapchat so i can't
however, i did replay that shit
>>135936376
you forgot: is ugly
and honestly nothing else matters
>>135936682
oh then nevermind
>>135936542
The grass is always greener, friendo
>>135936703
Maybe if you're a self-hating man, but honestly I'm not canadian so I think men look fine, most real women aren't that good looking
>>135936798
Not if you're the textbook definition of a Neckbeard.
I'd rather be treated as a plaything than as a disgusting slob.
>>135936376
> you get to do all the fun shit without worrying if people are only being friendly towards you just for your vagina and then turn on you the moment they find another vagina or things get rough
This, the main advantage of playing a guy character in vidya is the people you make friends with are usually genuine, maybe a few are just thirsty for you
Also, self-loathing autogynephiles start hissing and scuttle away in your presence
>>135934317
>ARR: Amal'jaa
>HW: Vath
Any reason to this?I was considering Ixali due to the sweet mount and white+black dye access.The Amal'jaa are super ugly.
>>135936915
>strangers on the internet
>genuine friends
Pick one and only one.
>tfw no sexy hyur, miqo'te, elezen or roe to tickle/ be tickled by
>>135937081
I like your thinking, it's a lot like mines.
what do you do when people keep targeting you
I stand around in party finder or waiting on longass queues and people target me and stand around me but never say anything
i'm not on balmung
do i look retarded or am i cute
mixed signalts
>>135937179
>do i look retarded or am i cute
Both.
>>135936525
>not sending benis to anyone who asks
>>135936973
>and white+black dye access
just level any craft to 30
>>135937179
they either think your character looks cool or are just examining your gear
>>135936904
No, if you were a woman you'd be fat and disgusting too, and no one would want to be around you, and your self esteem would be even shittier because the only guys you'd get to sleep with you would be total losers, so you'd get company sure, but you'd lose the hope and possibility of having good company, friend
Suffering loneliness as a man is better, because you have something more to look forward too
>>135936915
Yeah, I went back and forth a few times, i liked him a lot, will go back someday
>>135937258
putty r u cut or uncut
>>135936891
>a self-hating man
no
>>135937351
uncut
>>135937421
wow i wanna see the butty benis
>>135937179
are u dressed like a slut? if so then they done jackin it to ur char.
if not they're maybe looking at ur glamour or gear.
Post old parses
sera is sooooo cute
>>135937421
Pix
>>135937460
>having slutglams
never ever in a million years
elezen are for hugging and loving, not slutting
>>135935570
I prefer the bunnies, myself.
>>135937179
/wave and see where it goes from there.
new bread
>>135937315
Note how I said in my orginal post that there isn't a way for me to magically transform myself into a female.
>Suffering loneliness as a man is better, because you have something more to look forward too
Those are some mighty fine assumptions there m8.
>>135937454
>>135937603
colon three
>>135937660
>elezen
Well that's why. Elezen are rare, so people like to take a closer look when they get the chance.
Had a catboy staring my character down the whole time in a Midas run the other day, like it was the first elezen he'd ever seen in his life.
>>135937660
>elezen
Well that's why, thought u wuz a giraffe nigga probably calling animal control
You fuckers literally havent changed in two years.
Actually thats wrong you probably got worse my memory is shit.
>>135937861
>idling in idleshire, alt-tabbing back and forth between the game and other things
>the whole time there was some catgirl staring at me
>after about 10 minutes they teleported away and never said a thing
Idyllshire weirds me out.
someone make new bread
>>135937953
Fuck its 2016.
Three years.
>>135937993
do it yourself
>>135938168
>>135938168
>>135938168
>>135938168
new thread go
