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What went wrong?
>>331335724
Hulk Hogan Smash!
>>331335724
Nothing. Its pleasantly ass blasting the sjw's as predicted.
Good fap material, shit gameplay.
Admit you will publish child porn, there is literally no way they could save their asses after that.
>>331335724
Uncomfortable?
They mean hard right?
>>331335724
>Let's see how long it takes Senran Kagura to make you uncomfortable
It's been more than 30 hours so far and I'm comfy as fuck.
>>331336130
>Admit you will publish child porn
What?
>>331335724
Just a bunch of fags being fags, senrans funny as hell and you get TITTIES n ASS. Hulkamania runs wild brother.
>"Let's See How Long It Takes Senran Kagura To Make You Uncomfortable", says author with tattoo of nearly-naked child
You first
>>331335724
Nothing.
>I'm supposed to feel uncomfortable because people are talking about sexual things
What are they, literally 8 years old? EWW THEY'RE KISSING GROSS.
Good then Kotaku is going out of business.
They can cry somewhere else.
>>331336252
It is.
>>331335724
Oh I'd say about 115 million.
Doesn't matter. They're finally dead.
>>331336304
Gawker's Lawyer told someone interviewing them that they can publish any sex tape they want, interviewer: "Even a child's? How young would they have to be to not publish it?" - Lawyer: "Four."
>>331336426
Fuck you beat me to it.
not gonna lie the beginning of Estival Versus didn't make me uncomfortable but it definitely made me feel like I was playing generic weebshit garbage game #57890234
thankfully it got better after that
>>331335874
He killed Gawker.
>>331336369
what's going on here
>>331335724
look, /v/, defending this game is fine
but don't for one minute, think that this game isn't just trying to pander to horny weebs
>>331336304
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/10/gawker-on-trial-hulk-hogan-sex-tapes-very-amusing-and-newsworthy/
>>331336589
>but don't for one minute, think that this game isn't just trying to pander to horny weebs
no shit, idiot.
>>331336369
I haven't seen a single mmd with decent animation yet
>>331336451
>an interviewer
It was a question asked by the attorney. The exact question was
>In which case would a celebrity sex tape not be newsworthy?
to which he responded
>if it was a child
then he was asked how old and he said 4
>>331336451
That's not even how the exchange went
>Can you imagine a situation where a celebrity sex tape would not be newsworthy?
>if it's a child
>...
>how old?
>...
>4
That's not 100% it either but it's loads more accurate
>>331336451
that wasn't the lawyer it was the editor in chief or some shit like that
>>331336589
Why do you give a shit?
>>331336589
Who cares if it is? What does that even matter?
>>331336608
In his video testimony to the courtroom Wednesday, Daulerio said he had no doubt the video met Gawker’s standards when he first saw it in 2012. He quickly wrote up a graphic play-by-play of the entire 30-minute sex tape (which, as Gawker points out, had previously been published elsewhere) accompanied by a one minute edited version of the video.
“Because the Internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex,” the first sentence of Daulerio’s post that accompanied the video read, summing up pretty neatly his reasoning for publishing it.
Asked if he thought at all about whether publishing the sex-tape would distress Hogan, Daulerio replied, simply, “No.”
“You didn’t care, really, did you?” the lawyer said, according to the transcript.
The editor’s answer was the same: “No.”
“Had you known that Hulk Hogan would be emotionally distressed by this publication, you would have still published it, correct?”
“Sure, yes,” Daulerio said.
And he had a fairly simple explanation why.
“I found it very amusing,” Daulerio said. “I thought it was newsworthy, and it was something that was worth publishing.”
>>331336551
>I didn't go to journalism school, I went to 'journalism'
>Most review sites giving it s 7.5/10 or 3.5/5
>Only ones giving it shit reviews are sjw's getting ass pained by tits and ass.
>>331336451
You missed the best part faggot: he didn't do it in an interview, he did it during a COURT TRIAL while he was being interviewed as a witness. He was under oath to tell the truth and only the truth, which now means it is now on official record that he earnestly believes in the publishing of child porn. And if he denies it, he's guilty of perjury. There aren't words for how bad of a fuckup this was.
>>331336451
>It was just a joke brah
>So you're saying child pornography is a joking matter, even when being interviewed for a court case under oath?
>No
>>331336763
what's going OOOOOON here
>>331336252
>get a girlfriend
No. Fuck you.
>>331336252
Video games are cheaper
>>331336589
Yes, and?
>>331336679
the only good thing from /soc/
>>331336908
ey FUCK YOU MANG.
>name yourself kOTAKU
>harass Japanese games and devs
Why did they do that?
>>331336860
>>331336451
Oh and I didn't notice you fucked up further, it was one of the actual Gawker executives, not their lawyer.
PC release when?
>>331337057
Thank you for the clarification
>>331337036
nice cellulite
>>331336252
Alternatively, just go watch hentai.
>>331337036
I want normies to leave
>>331335724
She's asking nicely
what's their problem with asking for consent???
>>331336679
Is there more of this demon of semon?
I'm so happy.
>>331335724
>What went wrong?
You for using kotaku to create a discussion. Unless you mean in general. Then it's just prudes covering all bases. Conservatism is strong in the west and east, but it's just that there are way more "otakus" if you want to call them in the east so the market there is bigger for games like these, that target that audience, unlike in the west, where the ratio is much smaller, so the expected reaction is something like that. Also they use games like these for clickbait articles. Honestly if they wanted they would ignore it and it would make their life better, but they live off agressive criticism, so annoyed people would click at the articles, and get mad and share this with other people to make them mad too, and so on. There are a bunch of others reasons, but I'm just mentioning a couple that I think are part of the problem.
Am I too serious towards this?
>>331336252
I've had girlfriends. They complain, stink, and bleed everywhere once a month. It's 2016, we no longer need other humans in our life anon
>>331337060
2 years
>>331337060
Fuck off port beggar.
>>331337220
How'd the "Ireland hates big asses" thing start anyway?
>>331337036
Speak for yourself, kid.
>>331337328
I think it's a dumb /pol/ meme
>>331337332
Why is Arcueid trying to seduce me
>>331336589
I have a boyfriend though
Senran Kagura is exactly what you'd expect, if you buy it and get offended I don't know what to say to you.
how fun are the Senras for the 3ds?
I fapped to all the senrans armpits so far in the dressing room.
ask me anything.
>>331337246
>>331337252
commodore 64 port when?
>>331336369
One thing I will give this, the characters are not dancing completely in sync, so perhaps they mocapped different people doing it, rather than being lazy and just having one person do it, and then copy/paste that to all the grills. Little things do matter, in what is mostly an empty gameplay vidya.
Also Miyabi a best.
>>331335724
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER!
>>331337525
Now that you've accomplished that, what's the next step in your plan?
>>331337525
Lube?
Why are these people still employed?
>>331337464
Honestly I expected a decent beat em up but was offended by the repetitiveness of it. The genre has been out forever how do you screw it up?
>>331336252
Why would I?
>>331337602
I lost mine at 22. In hindsight, I wished I had waited until I reached Wizard status. Now I'll never have magic
>>331337036
i'll never understand why people call other virgins for like anime shit when they post 3D cocktease for virgins themselves
>>331337602
>tattoos
Into the trash it goes
>>331335724
>this thing makes me uncomfortable
>better promote it, discuss it, market it
Thank fuck Gawker is about to get rekt.
>>331337332
>>331336679
*smacks lips*
*smoothes eyebrows*
finna smash that snow bunny cake
>>331336762
and then they called the female celebrity leaks despicable and leakers deserve to be punished or jailed.
>>331335724
>uncomfortable
bitch pls, I watched the Paz scene withouta glass of warm milk
>>331336451
not exactly what he said
>>331335724
About 10 minutes.mostly because I was wearing jeans and it gets uncomfortable as fuck when you get a boner in those...
>>331335724
I don't get it.
>>331336369
>mom walked in when this was playing
"oh, so this is the boob game you were talking about."
"at least you aren't gay."
>>331337770
THIIICCCKKKK
>>331336252
>Just get a girlfriend for fucks sake
I'd rather not throw my life away.
>>331337726
What happens when you become a wizard? Do you just enter another plane of existence with any trace of your life erased? I'd imagine by this point a wizard would have tried to take control of the planet.
>>331335724
Good, going out of your comfort zone is part of growing up
>all the 3d shit
>>331337770
>>331337602
>assfag
>talking shit
Try not being black before you mouth off.
>>331337770
>YES, THICK
>OH FUCK SHE'S UGLY
>...THIIIIIIICK
>>331337436
>That was 4 years ago.
I seriously need to stop coming here.
Post Senrans, not 3d.
>>331337770
I was talking about Kotaku.
>>331336252
>>331335724
This didn't make me uncomfortable
It was just pictures girls having fun :^)
>>331337882
"no mom, the one I was talking was not released yet, it's out on 25th"
>>331336158
so hard, that it's uncomfortable
>>331337960
Damn that's thick.
>>331337918
Wizard's have rules jack ass. And Union meetings. You cant just go controlling the universe. You have to follow protocols.
>>331337436
I would have to disagree with one of the posters notion that there is no such thing as too much ass. There comes a point where it's just the ass of a morbidly obese woman, and if you are into that sort of thing, you are probably a nigger.
>>331337036
>>331337602
>this projecting
>>331337036
jesus fuck women are disgusting
>>331337036
But i'm not.
>>331335724
>Pic
Bioshock refrence?
>>331337220
i know her name but do you have the ID
>>331338196
You know you're just as overweight, lardass.
>>331337960
Asylum_Demons_in_training.webm
>>331338060
>tfw these are like 1000 bucks
>i will never not be a poorfag
>>331336252
>3dpd
>ever
>>331337602
Fuck that cocktease. Spicy J has no problems riding toys or straps from girls but draws the line at real dick. Even in threesomes she doesn't touch the guys. What is the point?
>>331337938
Ireland found the thread, don't post any ass until he leaves.
>>331338060
how many pounds is that?
>>331335724
This article is done by the same guy fat ass that has an Etna from Disgaea tattoo, reviews fast food and posts on Sankaku Complex, a website known for clickbait anime articles with loli and harem garbage. Guy isn't fooling anyone.
>>331336451
>>331336608
>Joking while under oath
>Joking about distributing CP while under oath
What a fucking retard. Why would you do this?
>>331337918
When you reach level 30, you merely attain the means to begin learning wizardry. It's going to take the average person another 30 or so years of intense study of the arcane and union assemblies to attend to actually see any results.
>>331338246
>>331338060
As an Irish person when I see people use this meme I think you are a complete fucking moron
Irish girls have the biggets and best asses and we all fucking love them.
Dumb fucking Americans
>sexy girls with big tits making you uncomfortable
Yeah, there's a word for that.
>>331335724
>Kotaku will die soon
>>331338060
if only i had a thousand dollars to wait on one of those.is there and good videos of them anywhere?
>>331338171
>>331338393
So why have we seen no evidence of their wizardry? Do they have kind of MIB clean up crew for accidents or people who try to go rogue?
>>331337036
Is this supposed to be erotic?
>>331337882
Your mom is cool anon, cherish her.
>>331338576
>Have seen no evidence.
What you thought the polar vortex shit that hit the US 2-3 years ago was a natural occurrence?
>people saw this thread, clicked on it, then decided to post repulsive 3DPD to spite all the residents within
>>331338576
Why do anything but spend your time with research? Few things matter as much as your knowledge of the arcane arts at that point.
>>331338389
I actually read it. He enjoys what he's playing, but is pointing out what may make others cross the line.
So in other words he knows exactly who the target readers are.
>>331336252
>it's not that hard.
>>331338536
>Senran won't
>>331338730
Its one person. Probably Quentin
>>331338576
You might even say it's magic!
>>331338730
It's one of the easier ways to get replies.
>>331337882
I got the special edition with the daki.
My dad said I should make sure Renka is facing outwards "since she's way sexier than the other two."
>>331338774
Too lewd
>>331337436
That wasnt even /pol/?
>>331338765
There is a reason why you are being ignored.
Most spergs are completely unaware of their obvious faults so I understand why you think that they must have some problem.
>>331338765
dude...
>>331335724
is it wrong that I don't feel uncomfortable playing lewd games? I don't get it. What makes porn okay but this not? Because they're not real?
>>331338060
>>331338774
Hikage a cute
>>331338390
"IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO, IT'S JUST A FREE SPEECH ISSUE[GONE SEXUAL]", basically
Little slimy weasel who thinks he can mock and ridicule anyone, including the court. I can only imagine the atomic facepalm his lawyer did right there and then.
>>331339043
Why does the Snake freak out?
>>331336252
I have one
She's not going to get into a bikini and bounce around for me any time I want a fap
Besides, the games arefun
>>331336252
But there are no monster females for me to date.
>>331339136
He was peeping at its cloaca
Man idk about you fags but i play these game for the story and character development.
>>331339113
Must be why they got hit by 110 million dollar leg drop.
>>331339136
It heard someone say that Old Hebi was old, busted, and irrelevant.
Best squad will always be best.
>>331338060
>>331338356
Stop trying to deflect. You are a dirty nigher and you know it
It will all be over soon. There's no way they can actually afford $115 Million. There's a lot more to it than simply being 1/3 of their "wealth". This will bankrupt them.
Should i get Estival Versus as my first SK game?
>>331339226
I play it for the "plot" too anon
>>331336252
Jokes on you.
I got a girlfriend and I play senran
>>331336252
But I don't want one.
I hate that hand-cursor thing
>>331339315
Yes.
>>331339359
Veetah version doesnt have it
>>331339226
I don't see how. Shit is pretty insipid, as far as plots and character "arcs" are concerned. At least the faps are good, however.
>>331337960
The one in gray pants has a front butt.
let's see how long it takes for Kotaku to publish their final farewell article so the Hulkster can buy a new All-American yacht
>>331336860
>>331336451
here's a 40 minute video of the slouch getting legally manhandled by the lawyer for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pr8S44o6N4&feature=youtu.be&t=261
115+million ain't no joke, son
I love Mirai!
>>331339318
Glad you understand me, my dear anon. These games have pretty solid plots amd character development
>>331339435
There isnt any kind of continuity is there?
>>331339000
because catholic church says so
>>331336252
I don't want a gf.
And I would still find big anime tiddies attractive even if I had one.
>>331339660
You're saying that like the games actually have any substance
>>331339562
Indeed, it has a large and deep "plot", with a couple of decent, deep "plotholes" mixed in
>>331335724
EXTRA! EXTRA!
MAN PLAYS THROUGH 30 MINUTES OF A VIDEO GAME, ALMOST HAS A HEART ATTACK.By the way, doesn't this guy have a tattoo of that loli from Disgaea on his back? Why is he afraid of happy boobs?
>>331339660
>There isnt any kind of continuity is there?
There is, but it's all just pointless fighting.
>>331339507
I've been lurking their twitter and they just seem to taking the "act like if it didn't happen" approach.
>>331339962
Because he is clearly terrified of boobs. If the entire game was Mirai, maybe he would be on board.
>>331339768
Dont forget that the game touches the softest of spot on people
>>331337854
thats pretty much whats implied though
>>331337835
but he's a fucking white male
>>331339981
well, they know nobody will hire them
have to last as long as possible
>>331338304
underrated post
>>331337728
This.
>>331336252
>it's not that hard.
sure, if you're tall and good looking it's not that hard.
>>331336451
Snarky dipshit couldn't control himself in court. It's why I favor being blunt to people in person; they clearly understand the message and feel intimidated in the process.
>>331336252
I've had girlfriends, and have had plenty of sex, but I usually still end up masturbating to anime girls.
>>331339660
It ain't gonna matter anon, but if you care about it so much you may as well pick up SK Burst for the 3DS and Shinovi Versus for Vita and play those in order.
>>331336252
>getting a gf will make you stop liking erotica and big breasts
JajajajajaJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>331338765
>Paige
Is she a thottie? Paige is my favorite girl's name.
>>331336252
Are you a woman by any chance? You have to be.
>>331337960
least they're making an effort I guess
![a783a0d5b13d7ab5064dfa047828f4c2aef6bf8b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DybSfqs.jpg "a783a0d5b13d7ab5064dfa047828f4c2aef6bf8b[1]")
>>331340460
Looks like we're on the same Paige, anon.
>>331338247
whats her name
>>331336679
That's disappointing. I was expecting a dick under the skirt.
>>331340283
That and acknowledging it would just add fuel to the fire.
>>331338246
>>331338060
>>331337770
>>331337602
>>331337332
>>331337220
>>331337036
Hi spic/nigger :^)
>>331336252
>>331336589
christian faggots
>>331335724
>kotaku
why youd still browse that garbage made by a pedophile. im hiding all kotaku threads.
>>331340572
They're probably New Year Resolutionists who quit in a week.They're not there to actually lose weight, just to say they're going to the gym and get validation.
>>331336252
Fucking a girl is nice, but fapping to raita art is good as well.
>>331336531
And Gawker owns kotaku.
>>331340808
>alaska
>>331337602
guy that fapped to all armpits here.
lost virginity at 19 to my first girlfriend.
proceeded to take the anal virginity of a lesbian because she thought she would still be a lesbian if she took it up the ass.
im not kidding, she was that stupid. smoked a lot of pot too.
only redeeming thing was she wasn't one of those tumblr tard fat ass chicks with dyed hair and piercings. she was a thick ( not fat, no belly, just nice ass and thighs ) latina.
she did MMA. she was that good kind of thick.
i miss pumping cum in her ass on a nightly basis.
>>331335724
Your mother giving birth to you and you giving these dumbfucks the clicks they want
![enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hG2VLtS.jpg "enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1]")
>>331340882
You're raita 'bout that.
>>331336679
>no dick
>>331337332
>kuro stocking
>black
Perfection
>>331336252
Why would I want a gf?
Occasional sex and some affection?
Not worth it for what that comes with
>order estival versus on ps4 through my moms amazon prime account
>addressed to her, it arrives while im still at work
>she also ordered textbooks for my sister
>mom opens the box
>texts me "I like your game you ordered. Is this the one with the ninjas and the boobs?"
>>331336252
>get a girlfriend
>it's not that hard
Video games and my hand are cheaper, more convenient and won't bitch at me, no thanks.
>>331340869
Nothing wrong with that unless they give up after a day
>>331340841
>neov
>>331340808
>iceland
>the only white country in europe
>ass
All is right with the world
>>331337948
Look forward to your post in 2020 saying the same thing.
>>331341168
Are you twelve?
>>331341168
Teach her to play.
>>331341279
they have real reasons for that, centuries of being unable to fully undress do that to you
>>331337036
>>331337602
>i'll show them all that i'm not a virgin by posting erotic webms of women i haven't had sex with on an anime imageboard
>>331341168
At least she knows you are not gay just weird, trust me this is a good thing.
>>331341279
>white country
lmao, okay gook
>>331341248
Giving up after a week isn't any better. Again, they're wasting money on a gym membership just to gab to their friends for validation, not to actually improve.
I really should be thankful though; these lards are the reason gym membership is as cheap as it is.
let's see how long it takes for your shitty website to get shut down
oh wait :)
>>331336252
Come back when you do yourself and realize there's nothing amazing about gfs and that won't stop you from enjoying fictional female in videogames, little virgin kid.
>>331338060
>tfw you could easily afford this but are a huge jew and can't bring yourself to spend that much
>>331341035
Carlos!
There is a severe lack of Senrans in this thread.
>>331338356
>>331338060
>>331337938
>tfw Irish blood
>love a good ass just as much as the next guy unless it's some cellulite riddled 'junk in the trunk'
oh well, guess I'll just post ass and everyone can enjoy the benefits
>>331340990
doujin name?
>>331338060
Where can I get one?both body pillow and that booty.
>>331341390
>you're underage for taking advantage of your parents prime whatever
Stop
>>331341834
nicee
>>331339293
If being a normal man with normal sexual desires makes you a nigger then yeah, whatever you say champ!
>>331341834
>that guy at the start
>that guy in the background
They know what's up desu
I want to buy a PS4 for EV is it worth it
>>331339176
I wish I was born in a place where monster girls existed.
>anime is creepy and gross you guys
http://kotaku.com/5885288/love-is-a-fresh-new-etna-tattoo
>>331336252
>All those butthurt replies
>>331336589
OH NOOOO YOU FIGURED OUT THE CONSPIRACCCYYYYYY RUUUUUN
>>331339507
Holy shit, I haven't watched this before. I'm only a minute in from where you started the video and he's already had his asshole torn wide open.
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
>>331335724
>the most expensive tweet in history
>>331336252
You first
>>331341834
who the fuck is this?
>>331341390
>mom orders shit off amazon all the time
>pay with my card
I dont see the problem here. Either you are stupid for buying prime for yourself, or jealous mommy and daddy wont let you order things on their account.
That reply triggered me, and I dont care if its bait. Im more concerned at how your parents treat(ed) you.
Let me guess, you pay for your own Netflix too, even if your parents have one, right?
I mean its a ripoff because you can find everything online, but shes paying for it and I get to use it too.
I dont see the problem with mooching off your parents like this. Infact, my mom encourages me to use any accounts as long as i save money.
Sorry your parents arent cool with that. Or buying boob games.
Hell, she even bought me a fucking cast off figurine for my birthday because " Real girls cost much more and will just waste all of your money."
She finally sees the light after all my exes left me with no money.
>>331335724
>a video game made me uncomfortable
Holy shit
>>331336252
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
>>331335724
These people need to be shot.
>>331342571
I am pretty sure she will show up if you google vampirella cosplay
>>331335724
150 million dollars.
I wanna impregnate a Senran!
>>331342612
>amazon prime is stupid unless mom is paying for it
Damn man way to talk about your mother like that.
>>331342612
What the fuck, man. Did you not take your pills?
I don't have any of that shit, but then again, I'm not poor.
>>331342612
>She finally sees the light after all my exes left me with no money.
The only woman who will love you unconditionally is your mother. Never forget.
>>331337960
i doubt they would become normal even after years of workout
Is there any notable difference between Vita and PS4 version? I'd prefer the Vita because then I'd have it on the same platform as Shinobi Versus but if PS4 is honestly better, I'll do that.
>>331343072
If you're that fat, reducing calories and controlling your diet comes first. Trying to exercise with 200lbs of fat on you will murder your joints.
>>331335724
How long til gawker/kotaku is kill? I'm tired of their shitty 'journalism'
>>331343327
On that note, how much could a ham planet starve themselves before they actually die?
Would they die fat, or actually turn skeleton mode?
>>331343527
Today's supposed to be the day the jury decides on punitive damages.
>>331339507
>18:00
>He immediately turns on his boss to try and save his own skin
Goddamn, why are these kinds of people such fucking cannibals?
>>331335724
Nigga, just eject the game. Turn the console off. No need to write about your traumatic experience.
>>331341168
better own that shit son
no going back now
Yet another bigot sexist hulk thread filled with gambygoobers manbabies
Ugh... Just ugh.
>>331344441
I know, right? I mean it's 2016.
>>331336679
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DICK?
>>331344003
I've never understood this. Are they pandering to loli futa lovers?
>>331338389
>the same guy fat ass that has an Etna from Disgaea tattoo
wat
>>331337960
Man, why even let yourself get this deep?
I'm a fattie too, but at least not to the point where I have to waddle to and from places.
>>331344704
Loli maybe, the gun is more like a joke.
>>331339507
wow, absolutely slaughtered
is this guy high?
>>331338765
Most women in their mid 20's or even early 20's that aren't part of a long-term relationship are usually vapid whores or there's something wrong with them. The older they are the higher the chance.
>>331344704
It's the only big thing on her :^)
>>331341930I wana know too
>>331340808
Warmer climates encourage bathing suits so where butts are more easily viewable.
Colder climates have to bundle up, but there's still a chance to get some cleavage action when the coats come off.
>>331339176
isn't this sexist?
>>331341168
How did she know it was ninjas?
>>331345082
That's the dumbest shit I've read all week.
So is the Senran Kagura 3DS game censored to shit in the west?
>>331335724
Why are they always so fucking snarky?
thank god hulkamania is going to run wild on these fucking numales
>>331344704
I don't know if that was the intent, but that is certainly part of her appeal for some people.
>>331345082
>Australia
>Cold
>>331345251
All SK games removed the ages of the girls bios, nothing else.
EV had some DLC issues though.
>>331337918
>take control of the planet.
Nigga do you have any idea how much work that would be? And what would it give a wizard that he couldn't just conjure up with a snap of his fingers?
>>331345251
>xseed
>censorship
>>331344653
>>331340794
>>331341038
Hang yourselves
>>331345212
Wouldn't it be sexist AND xenophobic of them to say so? "You're not feminine enough" or "You need to be a human!"
They can't win over my monster love.
>>331343651
Probably look like a deflated balloon. Skin is elastic, but not THAT elastic, and it gets worse with age.
>>331345518
hello reddo, enjoy the tour of /v/
>>331345401
In Southern Australia it is.
>>331345238
Because he made up that story
>>331345538
the hell is this and why do I not know about it?
This thread is the reason why African-American men are cucking away your women.
>>331345349
Because people who communicate exclusively through the Internet have no concept of social etiquette.
Funnily enough, their snarky comment about pedophilia got them torn to shreds in court.
>>331335724
i always find it funny how playing games with anime girls with big boobs is so taboo.
yet playing games where you do nothing but kill and beat the shit out of others is perfectly ok.
so glad kotaku has a high chance of dying
>>331335724
I'm glad these kind of opinions are dead now
>>331345857
>>331346030
Someone needs to create "SJWs are dead" articles
I play SK for the gameplay and fanservice combination. I honestly just skip the cutscenes.
all girls should have dicks desu
>>331346274
But then I can't have the cock-hungry normal slut that takes all the futa dicks.
>>331345692
Afraid there's not a lot of it, but http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1110826 here's the guy's art. He made some short stories.
>>331336589
>but don't for one minute, think that this game isn't just trying to pander to horny weebs
uhh you mean like every other game that has content that panders to certain people?
>>331346446
thanks
>>331335724
>Let's See How Long It Takes Hulk Hogan to Make You Penniless
FTFY
>>331336252
>it's not that hard.
Im going to marry Yumi
Hulkamania
>>331346810
Can someone explain to me what these cards about.
>>331346410
>But then I can't be the cock-hungry normal slut that takes all the futa dicks.
Fixed it for you, anon.
>>331346962
Tits
>>331346962
Senran clothes swap.
>>331347043
Futa on male is even shittier than both NTR and foot fetishism.
>>331346962
Some shitty cellphone game.
>>331346274
But then it would be all men
>>331346962
A spin-off mible game about cards. Jap only and all the girls personalities are wrong and their cup size is often drawn larger that the real one.
>nobody else figured to do this after hundreds of replies
I want to blame neo-/v/ but maybe it isn't that funny after all.
>>331347201
Who said anything about futa on men, anon?
Don't you want to be a cute girl and get railed by thick girlcock all day long?
>>331347326
But that joke was already done, dumpass.
>>331347284
>all the girls personalities are wrong
I've been playing for two years and the personalities are perfectly consistent.
>>331347336
If all girls have dicks, it's either going to be futa on male, or futa on futa.
Either way it's not what I wanted.
>>331347123
stupid dog
>>331347284
>their cup size is often drawn larger that the real one
>the real one
anon...
>>331347391
>dumpass
You did that on purpose just to trigger my autism didn't you?
>>331347487
I WANT TO MILK THAT COW
>>331347391
That post is not enough and was delivered poorly to begin with. It cant be used to fool people either.
In any case, my edit is just a crude MSpaint job, I don't know that font.
>>331336252
Found the sexually frustrated neckbeard.
>>331336252
Girlfriend is a /e/ slut.
>>331347786
Get a load of THIS hornses ass
>>331347596
It's not all girls anon, just all girls except for you. You get to be their own personal breeding sow!
>>331348042
Wut
>>331338942
Where did he even imply there was something wrong with them?
>>331340371
>Tall
This is not as big of a deal as the retards on /v/ make it out to be
I've never met a person who actually cared about height and i have a few female friends
>>331347786
>>331348042
>MSPA references in 2016
How does it feel to get all your funds stolen to make a way better game than Hiveswap would ever be?
>>331339507
Holy shit how do you fuck up that badly?
>>331348120
not that guy but how new are you?
>>331348263
I'm pretty new senpai
Posting hawt vidya thick.
>>331340808
I wish they had a state by state map for US
>>331348462
UHH THICKER
Who is this mistery girl?
>>331336252
I live in a shitty seaside town where the girls are either
A: Fat
B: Have kids
C: ugly as sin
D: a combination of the former
I would rather rip my dick off, fry it and eat it then attempt to copulate with of that shit.
>>331348614
Slutkaruga.
>>331348462
Posting Moar.
>>331335724
>Filed to: TEST YOUR MIGHT
oh cute a reference to a game where you disembowel people and slice them gorily in half and shit.
but clearly anime girls with boobs is the real problem. never mind that brains are hardcoded to like boobs in the first place, since we fed from them for years
>>331348462
>>331348661
whoever drew this should die
>>331348661
Now something for the ladies.
>>331336589
fuck off you delusional loser
>>331335724
Soon shitaku will be no more.
>>331335724
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN
M I L L I O N
>>331349039
This one might be too sexy.....
>>331336589
Because no one else is allowed to like it?
>>331336252
>31 replies to the laziest shitpost ever
W E W L A D
>>331342125
lol fuck you, your parents never loved your loser ass
wahooooooooooooooooo!!
>>331335724
>beard
How do nu-males even do that. Okay, I'm a pussy whipped beta, BUT I'M A FUCKING MANLY MAN MAN BACON XP
>>331349432
I can see her パンツ
>>331349710
>Nu-males are ruining beards
At least I don't wear glasses. Or flannel.
>>331348152
t. a guy that's like 175 cm and thinks that's manlet tier
>>331349545
Who draws this stuff?
>>331349735
And fuck it, I have to go.
>>331336252
Nah
>>331335724
They decided to fuck with Hurricane Spencer.
>>331335724
>tfw your website gets ass-blasted by HULK MOTHER FUCKING HOGAN
>>331349832
I can't wear contacts and consistently have a beard. I don't wear flannel, though so I should be fine. The flannel is honestly the trigger point.
>>331343669
Well then, now we wait
>Kotaku will die in your lifetime
>>331336369
So this is how ninja's fight. Ya learn something new everyday.
>>331349891
Alex Solis, I saw the shit while browsing iam8bit.
>>331336252
I goty 1st gf at 32. And that's only cuz I went easy-mode and visited Japan where foreign men have that appeal and women are lonely as fuck
>>331335724
Let's See How Long It Takes This Gawker Testimony To Make You Uncomfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pr8S44o6N4
>>331348239
Homestuck may be shit, but SBaHJ is timeless
Fun game with deeper combat than the 3ds one
>>331350531
I've tried watching that three times now, still can't make it to ten minutes.
>>331336369
All that plot.
>>331350550
truth
>>331349432
>mfw i wanna play this game
>all i have is a vita and the game looks like shit and run like shit in it
>buying games you know you won't like
Why?
If you find titty ninjas unappealing why buy a game about titty ninjas
>>331336673
That's the official intro
>>331350531
And I thought I had reality problems. Jesus Christ his head is so far up his own ass.
>we need gays in video games
>a Japanese gay girl
>shitaku whines about it in a blog post
Good thing shitako is going to die.
>>331351759
Yagyuu is the definition of forced lesbian though.
>bawww
>people are critical of the media I consume!
Grow the fuck up.
>>331337882
>Mom watches me play Bayonetta
>it isn't until the Iustitia fight that she says "This game is weird, anon"
>>331351621
Because every game must cater to me and my needs
>>331352098
I'd just like to interject for a moment. "Consume" refers to what we do with food: we ingest it, after which the food as such no longer exists. By analogy, we employ the same word for other products whose use uses them up. Applying it to published works (programs, recordings on a disk or in a file, books on paper or in a file), whose nature is to last indefinitely and which can be run, played or read any number of times, is simply an error. Playing a recording, or running a program, does not consume it.
The term "consume" is associated with the economics of uncopyable material products, and leads people to transfer its conclusions unconsciously to copiable digital works — an error that proprietary software developers (and other publishers) dearly wish to encourage.
The narrow thinking associated with the idea that we "consume content" paves the way for laws such as the DMCA that forbid users to break the Digital Restrictions Management (DRM) facilities in digital devices. If users think what they do with these devices is "consume," they may see such restrictions as natural.
It also encourages the acceptation of "streaming" services, which use DRM to limit use of digital recordings to a form that fits the word "consume."
Why is this perverse usage spreading? Some may feel that the term sounds sophisticated; if that attracts you, rejecting it with cogent reasons can appear even more sophisticated. Others may be acting from business interests (their own, or their employers'). Their use of the term in prestigious forums gives the impression that it's the "correct" term.
To speak of "consuming" music, fiction, or any other artistic works is to treat them as products rather than as art. If you don't want to spread that attitude, you would do well to reject using the term "consume" for them. We recommend saying that someone "experiences" an artistic work or a work stating a point of view, and that someone "uses" a practical work.
>>331335724
>reading through the comments
I'm done with humanity. Last time i let curiosity take over
>>331340808
N>>331340808
North Korea is all about that butt.
>>331347123
>Worst girl improved by Ryouna's outfit
>Ryouna looks good even in Yumi's outfit
>>331353081
I dont see Katsuragi in Ryouna's outfit.
Any point in raising difficulty?
>>331352649
Thanks, Stallman.
>>331340926
Nah, Kotaku may be still alive, but gawker itself is:
F U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>331335724
Pretty quickly. I mean, unless you're allowed to take your pants off, a boner that hard starts to chafe uncomfortably.
>>331351759
>a Japanese gay girl
She is literally a self insert for the player
She isn't gay
She is literally the player, and to make it worse? A white male. She's blonde to appeal to fucking white males. Sure she may be a girl, in terms of design, but at heart she's just a perverted boy, the sick digusting player who wants to grope the girl's boobs and literally rape any females who happen to be nearby. Yeah she's not the main character and you can choose not to play as her but she's there to be the ultimate option to white males with perverted lolicon fantasies.
It makes me sick trudging through this thread and seeing all the pathethic excuses you guys have come up with to justify a game entirely revolving around treating women as objects and weapons. I haven't played this game, but I have researched it and read the wikipedia articles, and there's no denying the fundamental flaw of these games is that they weren't made with women in mind but exclusively men's dicks
>forget all about frantic mode
>try it again on a whim
>am become death, destroyer of clothes
Fucking hell. The girls all turn into absolute demons.
>>331337854
Jesus christ what an idiot.
>>331353714
Yeah i know what you mean, have to stop playing all the time cause of this dammit
I've been enjoying EV but is it weird that in the context of playing the game itself, I've not been in constant bonerland?
I mean, don't get me wrong, anime boobs and butts are great, and I love the artstyle used and find it hot outside the game. But when playing the games it's not really an arousing experience.
The only thing I can think of atm in game that's done anything for me is Yomi in her full Shinobi outfit. With the victory animation and the little bit of exposed cleavage that jiggles, combined with her face + voice, that's the train to flavortown there.
But the rest, the gratuitous nudity and close up shots of characters face down/ass up, I find that stuff more funny or silly than anything. I like the game, but it in itself isn't really jerk material.
>>331335724
Why does Kotaku hire so many homosexuals? Is it an LGTB blog?
>>331353663
>Kotaku may be still alive, but gawker
Kotaku IS Gawker.
>>331349152haha~
>>331335724
>Let's See How Long it Takes Senran Kagura to Make You Uncomfortable
Never
I'm not a pussy little bitch who get intimidated by sexuality. Grow the fuck up, Kotaku.
>>331353791
Get back to job hunting, Jason.
>>331354345
I don't have the image on me, but this woman on her Twitter for either Polygon or Kotaku said "We're now hiring. Don't send in a resume if you're white or male". She then spent the next week damage controlling about being sexist and racist.
>>331354323
Lighthearted sexuality seems to have up and vanished in the west. I feel like it left when Animaniacs did.
Takaki just wants to cover the world in happy boobs. I think that's what you can take away from that.
>>331354632
wow, that is not just that, but fucking against laws and shit.
>>331336589
redpilled af to be perfectly honest
life changing shit right here
This is a good game.
>>331354869
stay woke bb
>>331354323
It's just sexy fun, it died in the West some time between 00 and 10.
>>331345410
>EV had some DLC issues though.
yeah, they could not get the license for the Ikkitousen characters.
Shitposters said that this was censorship when it's something else
>>331354632
CIS SCUM NEED NOT APPLY~
>>331335724
what would you expect from a website owned by Reddit, as you can see from the trusty Kotaku Wikipedia® page, which is always 100% factual.
>>331342280
But anon, ours are monsters on the inside.
>>331336589
Alright? Gameplay is decent though and some of the humor is good. SV was worth it on sale. This will be too.
>>331354632
>>331354814
>>331355025
Found it. It was Buzzfeed, but I think that is also Gawker.
>>331341834
It is a sad thing that the blackening of culture has seen a lot of people think a nice ass is some huge, saggy fat packed shithole rather than a toned piece of muscle.
When is SV supposed to hit pc?
>>331336451
>MCMICHAEL claims this comment was a joke
>>331353475
Katsu-nee is think in all the right places.
>>331354689
>>331354975
True. I support Takaki's goal, which is why I bought the game; the games are good if imperfect fun.
I guess I'm just surprised/impressed by the people who can pop boners from the game itself. When I think about it there shouldn't be a difference between the art and the game.
>>331355413
And the damage control.
>>331339962
because he's employed by Kotaku
>>331355749
By damage control do you mean invitation for a lawsuit?
>>331355749
I don't think you understand what damage control is.
>>331355846
Yes, but it's damage control to her for some reason.
>>331350531
Wait, so is this the guy who published the article about Hulkster?
>>331355749
What is it with these people when others point out that they've done something egregious that they decide the way to go is to double down? Like 100% of the time.
>>331338390
>McMichael claimed this was a joke.
>>331338898
your dad is cool, anon
>Hulk was originally going to sue for $50,000,000
>Gawker CEO said that would likely bankrupt the company
>Hulk ends up getting $115,000,000
I'm glad Gawker is finally kill.
>>331356515
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
-MCMICHEAL
Why isn't this game allowed to exist though? Why can't easily triggered ugly women simply NOT play it?
>>331356515
>>331356629
>tfw he almost gets out of jail but ruins it because he got on a computer before he was actually allowed to and goes right back
>>331356515
I mean, okay, the guy actually had CP, but is talking shit like that over the internet a big no no in burgerland or something? Why is this even relevant to the case?
The senrans make me uncomfortably erect, does that count?
>could have gone to a trump rally
>just sitting here all day shitposting instead
What am I doing with my life?
>>331355749
that doesn't look like damage control
THIS is damage control
>>331356515
It's literally Mad Thad all over again.
>>331356629
>>331356776
>Get let out on good behavior
>Brag that they missed one of your backups
>on social media
>>331336391
Modern liberals and SJWs would make the Quakers proud.
>>331356778
Further evidence for the case pointing towards Gawker having poor ethics in all fields.
>>331356890
The image you quoted is literally MadThad
>>331357183
I am retarded.
>>331339507
The lawyer looks AND sounds like Hank from Breaking Bad.
It's almost uncanny.
>>331356214
they have no concept of rules, borders, or common decency.
they grew up in a bubble of liberal ideology, being taught that white men are evil because privilege, that they themselves (a middle class female in the west) are horribly oppressed because patriarchy, and that being a victim means you're always right.
both the media and society at large continuously reinforce them in this mindset, thus they end up the way they are
>always complaining
>constantly playing the victim
>everything is an issue of morality and ethics
>everybody not supporting them is morally wrong and a bad person
>left = absolute truth and objective moral sumpremacy
>right = disgusting shitlords and hitler
>everything that doesn't actively self-deprecate to help them is out to oppress them
>>331357097
I was talking about the nigger.
>>331356515
>>331356629
>>331356776
>people actually defended this degenerate nigger
>>331357125
>>331356778
The relevance is that he basically confessed that he has it. If you say on Facebook that you did some illegal shit (and not some dumb petty shit like smoking weed) and bragged about it, cops are probably going to find you and arrest you.
>>331357125
>things\don't click\cp\cp
every time
>>331350531
>clickbait about the leader of the organization that popularized modern clickbait
Can we go deeper?
>>331356778
>Why is this even relevant to the case?
>he's charged with posession of cp
>his facebook posts are full of him literally admitting that he posesses cp
do you really not see how this is relevant to his case?
Do they ever bring up Gawker ignoring a court order from a judge in the trial? What video is it on?
So hulk fucks his friend's wife and then get money for it? Damn.
>>331357547
I'll post the first four I left out.
I was absolutely disgusted when I saw this whole sex tape thing go down.
The Hulk is actually a really fucking good guy. Great with kids. Raised a shit load of money for charities. Always amazing to his fans. That's how he fucking got famous. I don't know a single person I grew up with that didn't love the Hulk, even if they weren't wrestling fans.
And these faggots just felt it was OK to plaster his love life all over the internet. Just because he's famous. Holy shit that is so goddamn despicable. They got everything they deserved, and so did Hulk. Bless the man.
>>331357674
Well, it also cost him his place in the WWE...
But he was retired anyway.
>>331357674
He wouldn't have gotten money for it if Gawker wasn't a bunch of scummy gossips and bloggers.
Also,
>not being so good at dicking that others pay you to fuck their women.
>>331357718
>yfw Hulk is one of God's chosen soldiers
![[HorribleSubs] Sekkou Boys - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.59_[2016.03.11_22.58.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yVMXStC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Sekkou Boys - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 00.59 [2016.03.11 22.58.55]")
>>331336369
>The only acceptable SK character models ever made are only for the intro movie
>The in-game models are as shit as the game
>>331357718
Hell, I didn't even like or watch wrestling, and I always thought he seemed like a cool guy.
But, that's just the Regressive Left/SJWs all over. They don't build anything, they merely destroy. It doesn't matter what else one has done, when they find a thing to destroy someone over, it is all to them.
It's okay to not really like Senran Kagura, but do you really have to describe it in such a gay manner?
"eww so creepy oh em gee it makes me so uncomfortable!"
>>331357341
This is also how you produce people who say stupid shit in court like affirming you would publish sex tapes of people as young as 4. They are so wrapped up in their own reality they cannot fathom saying something like that in court when on trial would have negative consequences.
It's also how you instantly change a 10 million dollar lawsuit into a 115 million dollar award with more to come.
>>331356878
>reinvent a 21st century ip into a 21st century ip
what.
>>331348462
what is this shit?
>>331357718
he never stopped being a role model for kids. he loved doing stuff like this.
the only thing that tape proved was that he isn't a perfect man, and no man is.
>>331351558
Just wait for the PC release of the other one. That way you'll realize how shit it is for free.
>>331349735
YOU CALL THAT THICK!?
>>331357416
>Also located on the usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume
>>331336252
I got a gf
I had IRL sex
it was meh
So I went back to playin the vidyaGF then decided I was playing too much vidya and not performing enough sex, so she tied my hands together, wheeled my computer chair over to the bed, impolitely dumped me onto it, and mounted me.
I was levelling in Un'goro crater at the time
My character died.
>>331357125
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
As an IT in a huge office with 7 branches, this is how we do our "you're fired + police lol" search.
We basically can't sniff around on employees' computers because even if it's our hardware and our servers, what's inside "my documents" and the like are, by all sorts of .. unnecessary complicated legal shit .. supposed to be the employee's private stash.
No peeking.
BUT !
If we have a program that will simply look around for unusual stuff, obeying some rules .. like lengthy names directories and sub-sub-sub-etc directories, specific names .. for backup reasons and safety issues of course .. it's okay since it's not a human poking around.
When the program (the stupid 9 lines long script) finds something weird, it is flagged as highly suspicious with a small description, we print it all under a sealed file and it's sent to a specific HR lawyery type of thing department.
>we even have a specific printer for this that will print the documents AND PUT THEM INTO THE SEALED ENVELOPE
Out of roughly 1500 employees .. we "lose" 6 every year for this type of shit.
And it's always some cp hidden in a directory mess like "no\don't click\nothing\get out\absolutely no child being fucked here\
>always
>>331358520
THIS IS THICK
>>331357718
Dude his FRIEND'S woman man. Hes a fuccboi.
>>331335724
I just wish the characters weren't so one dimensional.
>muh boobs
>muh autism
>muh hibari
>muh ara ara
>>331358520
That's not thick...
That's an oblate spheroid.
>>331356214
Works for Trump
>>331358528
The vast majority of criminals are caught, not because the cops are good at their job, but because the criminals are "This wouldn't be believable as fiction," stupid.
>>331337410
/pol/ here, wasn't us. Check /int/ or /tv/.
>>331338479
Why are you sobuttblasted?
>>331338479
Sheep don't count.
>>331358625
are you serious?
do people SERIOUSLY do that shit on workplace computers?
fucking hell
how retarded are these guys?
>>331358887
ok mom
>>331340837
Go shove a banana up your ass faggot
>>331335724
>What went wrong?
Normalfags reviewing games.
>>331358630
Cut it out, Dobson.
>>331359102
People think they're in a movie starring themselves so they think they're smarter than everyone else.
>>331359102
there are studies that demonstrate that pedophiles do rank lower on IQ tests
of course that's only for the ones that do get caught
>>331358625
>People who save cp in obvious things can pass interviews
>I'm still stuck in neetdom
Fugg.
I suppose it keeps 6 nonces a year away from kids so it isn't all bad
>>331335724
Let's See How Long It Takes Kotaku To Be Sold Off
>>331359296
but why
why would anybody ever do this
not even talking cp
even regular porn - why the FUCK would you even want it on your workplace computer? do these guys think they'll just have a quick wank during lunch break when nobody's looking?
>>331339507
fucking
rekt
>>331335724
Gawker Media can't go down fast enough
>>331359406
I doubt anyone wants to be associated with such a dirtied name.
>>331349832
>Know I'm balding in the future, likely need glasses
>already pretty quiet and beta though I've been trying to be more assertive and tough.
>All these fuckfaces acting like dicklords wearing beards.
>Was going to grow a beard because I hear it's something you can do to overcome the baldness shame.
God I was born too late to sail the world or avoid beards being ruined again.
>>331359507
Because those people can't separate business from pleasure and are probably too lazy to keep a separate storage device for porn.
>>331358325
I would never let him be a rolemodel for my children knowing he does not in fact have a 10 inch penis
>>331359512
>Never pick up that game from your parent company
This sounds stupid to me
>>331349832
>wear glasses and have a beard
>somebody once asked me at a pub if I was a hipster
>mfw I need glasses and I have babyface without a beard
There's no winning anymore.
>>331339507
>You were joking about child pornography, were you not?
>...I was sarcastic.
Oh god, I hope this video follows him for the rest of his life. I hope this plays at his daughter's wedding.
>>331359512
>translator and localization worker
>Translates Japanese
>Works at translating Japanese games
>Hates otaku-pandering shit
>wants it to fail even though that's like 80% of Japanese vidya
I honestly hate this shit and I'm only here for the Hulkamania, but what sort of retard openly advocates for his line of work being cut down?
The less nippon product being brought over the less demand for translators.
>>331359613
are you seriously judging your own appearance based on an image from 4chan
time for a reality check
>literally all men grow beards
>the vast majority of men will go bald at some point
>large parts of the population wear glasses
all of them are completely normal. getting upset about your own appearance because people on /v/ laugh at memes is retarded.
it's not the beard, the balding or the glasses that makes you an sjw cuck. it's your demeanour and behavior that does.
also: when in doubt, just shave it off. applies to both facial and head hair. can't go wrong with that.
>>331359730
He said Hulk Hogan has a 10 inch penis.
>>331340460
Paige huh?
>>331359512
This guy was the head writer for the Etrian Odyssey localization. I can't believe he was such a limpdick. I also can't believe that FE was so shit with him on the job, considering next to nothing was ever changed in EO.
>>331356515
What a madman
>>331359512
good thing xseed isnt as limpdicked as him
>>331360036
>but what sort of retard openly advocates for his line of work being cut down?
Probably the same sort of retard who thinks is "problematic" and doesn't want it to be sold, so he infiltrates the industry to sabotage it from inside.
>>331336589
Glad we have reddit here to be a master of deduction
>>331360025
>that tweet
It's people like this that ruin the perception of game's journalism. Fuck ruin journalism entirely. I'd hope the lot of them would be run out the industry for their terrible ethics, but I have a feeling that some Stormfronty LGBT organization is going to take them in so they can continue to spread hate for the sake of clicks.
>>331358625
Oh.
I keep all my porn in My Documents\Porn
And it has subdirectories for e.g. lesbian, redhead, hentai, yuri, that kinda thing.
I also have a shitpost folder, My Documents\Shitposting
It is organised similarly.
>>331360235
Considering Xseed is owned by Marvelouse, and they make games like Senran Kagura or Valkyrie Drive, is not strange they have anti-censoreship people
>>331359835
Hipsters ruin everything.
It's just like porn ruining the mustache all over again.
>>331359328
Those "studies" are not very well documented and often self-refuting.
I can't imagine why they would keep it in their actual work computer and not on some flash drive or something that they always have possession of, I mean, you do that even with regular porn.
>>331360363
>It's people like this that ruin the perception of game's journalism.
No, it's games journalism that's ruining games journalism.
>>331360473
>Joseph Bernstein
>Bernstein
Hmm
>>331360049
I hope he gets rammed up his ass by a Rapelope.
>>331360043
Nah people judge appearances all the time. I rocked some sideburns before during a Victorian history class as a joke until someone said I looked like Phil Fish.
I mean call it whatever you want, but I never rocked the sideburns after that.
>>331357692
>Oakland County
Yo, I should visit Thad
Anyone know which jail he's in?
>>331359384
I do the interviews in the IT section and general office software use.
It's mainly confidence, attitude and social ease that will give you a job .. unless we really, really need someone quick.
Yeah it's basically a charisma check.
>the person sweats and c-c-can't speak confortably in front of 4 people
out
>the person pans and talk to everybody, eye contact maintained
winner list unless skills are shit, even so, a quick training might do it
Also, if you're a fat, greasy hair, bearded guy .. you're out. Same if you smell. Same if you're that and a woman because we hate both equally. You can only become one if you're already under contract but if it's already easy to pick on you at first sight, we know the actual employees are gonna eat you alive, talk on your back and you're gonna be the problem because in less than two months, you're gonna pretend you're sick to not get to work then be depressed and cost the company money.
Also we don't want the dark office dweller, the "guy on 6th floor nobody sees around and barely speak, eating his instant noodle playing his NDS at lunch break". You might hang yourself in the copy room and it's a bad press for us.
So what if she or he's a moron .. guess what, most people are. Do you really believe we need your skill ?
>>331360036
Is that how it works? Do they translate it, or do they just write a cohesive English script after given a direct translation from someone else? Because I find it very hard to believe that all of these people spent nearly a decade to be fluent in written Japanese so they could go into Japanese video game localization, all the while absolutely despising Japanese video games.
>>331343064
>He didn't drive his mother to alcoholism, causing her to leave her kid in the hands of his dad, who didn't want him either.
I'm surrounded by normies
So did Hulk with the 115 million?
>>331360473
Wow what do you know a list of people that shouldn't be doing journalism, who are currently ruining the perception of game's journalism.
Be real great if most of them could fuck off.
>>331359102
Welcome to the real world where a regular office cunt has your mom's level in computing.
>so after 3 directories they might be bored to search already
>i'm a fucking genius
>>331359102
Yes, yes, absolutely yes.
See this mad cunt: http://archive.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2009/09/30/20090930accusedteacher0930.html
He was LITERALLY pulled it of my compsci class in the middle of it by the FBI. He is a teacher that had that shit on a school computer.
>mfw my then gf said she was getting a weird vibe
>I didn't believe her
>>331360049
Maybe he didn't have the freedom to fuck around with EO like he did with Fates. That or something happened between the time he worked on the two games that turned him into a faggot.
Where were you when HULK HOGAN LITERALLY DESTROYED GAWKER?
>>331361031
I'd say that most localization teams love the media they work with and are sympathetic to the cultural differences between nations and people. Anyone whose proficient in a language enough to translate it has to at least love the cultural context surrounding it. I learned that much in my Latin courses. You don't get far with any foreign language without loving it.
People like that guy though are probably just riding a bandwagon for fame. After all his tweets are getting posted here precisely because of their strong-arm political agenda
