/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Waifufaggotry Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Time until the end of hiatus:
>An hour is added every time someone denies Pearl is best gem.
-Rebecca Sugar
>>592687
now what m8
pearl is best gem
but opal is better
the cutest! the cutest!
>>592708
boooooo hisssssss hiss and boooooooooooooooo
>>592687
>No edition
>No shorts links
can someone translate this moonspeak?
Does anyone have any good images or edits of Garnets Face without her Shades?
>>592736
You did the right thing.
This thread sucks.
Okay, looks like this is the thread. I'll post those edits of Garnet.
>>592756
Oh there you are.
>>592683
Wow, you guys really like using this pic as OP. Cool.
>>592716
Opal is better than bestest.
I like the new drawfag, he makes good stuff!
/r/ing steven and connie, lewd or non-lewd.
>>592683
I like Pearl cause she is worst gem.
>>592760
Don't be so butt hurt friend.
>>592753
G: Ashi-ni, doujinshi sakanae oni takadimu sakadama
P: Ona, woru na tokodimaki siti tzuno uwo takinshi zu no. Ara, moshi moshi desu.
>>592783
His alright better than me, we share a fondness for that style of nose.
>>592800
All drawfags are great! And cute.
>>592756
>have any good images
Garnet w/o shades
>>592831
Why is Amethyst such garbage?
Why is Opal so tired?
>>592838
She lives in /trash/.
>>592835
We are this far into the series and still I don't know what the fuck is Lapis supposed to be.
Her themes song doesn't give any clues either, it's just angsty crap.
Did she use to be a maiden of sorts? Or just a civilian?
>>592849
>>592840
She spent two days looking for Pearl and Amethyst.
>>592849
>>592854
She is cancer
>>592858
And that's all I have for edits. Hope you enjoy them.
Sup faggots, it's 2AM and I'm bored so I'm getting some of those requests from earlier done.
Finished this one first cause I had the most ideas for it.
>>592870
Speaking of which...
>>592884
please no
>>592854
Shes assumed to be a powerful war weapon used during the Earth and Homeworld clash.
Don't know anything about her background before that.
Seemed like she didn't have any loved ones at though since she returned to Homeworld command when she was freed.
Still don't know if "Loved ones" are a thing on Homeworld or not.
>>592881
I'm confus. Are you the edit guy or the drawfag from last thread?
>>592881
This is fucking excellent. Thanks a lot
peri
cherry
>>592881
On the east coast, huh? You're not in Florida too, are you?
>>592854
That's the point nigga, she's way too powerful to just be a random Gem like Ruby or Sapphire, her "Did you even wonder who I used to be?" also hints at her being somewhat important, at least in the past
The way she got treated after returning to Homeworld reflects this and implies no one gives a shit about her anymore, plus as far as we are there's just like 6 episodes featuring Lapis and 3 featuring Jasper, we're bound to get some more info about the both of them after Malachite gets dealt with
>>592899
Editfag. I just wanted to try something more with that one so I redrew the body.
Also, realized the eyebrows weren't in the original, they were just a mistake from when I extended her forehead. Here's the fix if anyone prefers
>>592854
Judging by her attire, she may have been Homeworld's version of nobility. She doesn't dress like any technician or warrior from what we've seen so far. Sapphire and Rose were probably high up in the caste as well.
>>592822
Why is muscular Garnet so great?
>>592933
rose is a warrior though
>>592867
>>592945
I can't explain.
>>592946
Was she? I know not all warriors are supposed to offensive, but Rose did seem like she was someone important before her rebellion.
>>592945
She can be muscular and still be hot
>>592962
Are you implying she used to be... PINK DIAMOND?!
>>592970
Maybe? I don't fucking know. Just goes to show how little we know, and we're in, what, the middle of the second season?
>>592945
>>592964
Would you look at these weak faggots on MY lawn. What a disgrace.
>>592854
One wild speculation I'm partial to is that Lapis Lazulis are in charge of farming Pearls for the upper class. Makes sense since pearls are formed in aqueous environs instead of deep underground, so they couldn't come from Kindergartens. Who else better to supervise this than water gems?
>>592753
>garnet drawn with white lips
>>593006
Ill consider your head cannon for now.
>>593025
Her lips are ashy. She forgot to put lotion on it.
>>593025
>garnet drawn
>>593032
>garnet
>>593006
Major issues between Pearl and Lapis confirmed?
>>593039
>harney
>>593039
Garnet?
>>593052
Getting kisssed by those lips must feel like heaven.
Good night /sug/. Have a cloud connie for the road.
Next this real quick. Don't get why people keep asking me for amethyst cat edits. It'd be much better for a drawfag that can make the cat the same breed amy turns into.
Eh, they only take a couple minutes anyways so It's not that big a deal
>>593039
>https://clyp.it/yttas1bi
>>593068
is that snot?
a request from the other thread. vidalia is kinda hot
What are your guy's thoughts on the Keyofjetwolf and loreweaver universe liveblogs?
>>593104
Wasn't aware of them, checking em out now.
>>593092
Nosebleed.
>>593123
I'm an ask screener for the loreweaver one
>>593123
heads up: the loreweaver one does not have a tag that you can simply /chrono, so if you want to read it from the beginning you have to read from bottom to top
http://loreweaver-universe.tumblr.com/page/256
Remember, Pearl cares about you.
>>593104
The what now?
the anon who requested alexandrite stills here?
>>593164
She doesn't need to care about me.
Knowing her story is enough.
>>593100
Made a version for those that like /ss/, editing dialogue is fun.
>>593201
I'm here.
>>593215
alright, any more requests?, cause is almost 2 am here
>>593233
Sardonyx dressed like a pimp with Opal, Sugilite, and Stevonnie as her hos.
>>593233
Armstrong jerking off Steven.
>>593233
Garnet dressed as Big Boss
>>593233
Marty shooting down some scotch
and last one for the night, the only proper response to /ss/
I'll still try that archie lars one, but that'll take some doing, so I'm going to try it tomorrow.
I'll be lurking for a bit longer if anyone has more requests.
>>593241
Actually, now that I think about it, I could probably do that one myself.
The world needs more shy/flustered Garnet
>>593268
OR here, thank you so much editanon
>>593268
I noticed that you're redrawing some of these edits instead of just editing them, good for you. I'm sure you'll be doing draw requests in no time.
>>593268
this with Pearl, maybe? Please?
also thank you in advance
>>593301
The world needs more Jasper.
>>593301
>>593333
Seeing those two names reminded I have this.
>>593344
p-post more
>>593333
Can't argue with those quads
>>593306
Eh, not really. I just edit the clothes when it's possible. Pearl, Amethyst and Peridot have very easy clothes from the waist up since they're basically skin tight. And Steven's is just removing all detail to make it a T-shirt.
I don't even have a tablet or anything, just a mouse and pen tool.
>>593318
Pretty sure that one would be better left to a drawfag to do a full redraw
>>593351
http://40.media.tumblr.com/be52fdac0313687b6ad4a7074a31ba73/tumblr_nsu081Z9j91uzzb82o1_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/be52fdac0313687b6ad4a7074a31ba73/tumblr_nsu081Z9j91uzzb82o1_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/381829e5e73506f10a280e9ccd7f21b0/tumblr_nujlrt0DM31uzzb82o1_1280.png
>>593233
Amethyst dressed as the trashman, she's already a wrestler.
Oh, also, I grabbed this from another thread. I wanna make an edit of it, but not sure who it should be.
Peridot was the first thing that came to mind, but I do a lot of her.
Any other ideas or should I just make it Peridot?
>>593387
If not Peridot, Sapphire
>>593387
Onion? He's a brat like Tats.
>>593387
Do Lapis, she looks like she's depressed or something and so is Lapis
>>593301
Shadeless Garnet is the most adorable character on the show.
>>593380
More like belongs in the trash.
>>593387
Why would anyone like her when we have the best girl in OPM right here?
>>593419
I disagree, but that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
>>593424
But we're already here nigger
>>593387
Steven
>>593436
Glad you said that. Pearl's plenty cute as well.
remember when pearl+connie was a thing?
me neither
>>593461
Don't say that, you'll just invite it in!
>>593419
Get some taste.
>>593473
oh no, what have I done?
>>593483
Nah. I like my taste.
Why the fuck is there no porn of Mr. Maheswaran?
>>593483
>Greg
>cute
This is an opinion I do not respect and your entitlement to it has been revoked.
>>593517
Why do you crave porn of Mr. Maheswaran?
There are so many other fappable things to choose from.
>>593517
He uses his network of spies all across the US to shit fury onto anyone who tries to make some.
>>593517
The fans that like the males like Ronaldo and Lars for some reason.
>>593504
So you like dogshit?
Coming from a Garnetfag it's really no surprise.
>>593544
Shut your damn mouth Greg.
Shad-less Garnet is cute.
>>593544
Whatever man, whatever. You have your favorites, I have mine.
>>593380
>>593268
Could you edit pic related as Steven and Sour Cream?
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_09.15_[2015.12.17_05.35.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZfaiF18.jpg "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv snapshot 09.15 [2015.12.17 05.35.03]")
>>593564
Here's a better source.
I'M THE TRASHGEM! I EAT GARBAGE!
>>593592
>If you're trying to imply what I think you're trying to imply
Nothing was implied.
I'm hitting the hay
Smell ya later /sug/ar cubes
>>59321i didn't figured a nice pose sucking his dick, sorry. this is the last one for today guys, but i lurk here sometimes, so if you have any requests later just post one of my sketches an what you'd like.
would be really appreciated if someone post these on rule 34 or something
>>593619
Oh. I thought you were implying something with that fang Pearl pic.
Well then to answer your question, it happens I'm straight so yeah seeing some het action wouldn't be so bad.
But it appears I'm alone on this.
>>593051
Harney?
>>593623
Thanks anon, I would but I don't have a paheal account...
I could post these on tumblr and credit you though, if that's ok?
Wow. I forgot this sketch existed. I think it may be one of the rarest since it's not even up on the wiki.
Are there any good images of Malachite on two Legs?
>>593652
it's ok, just make sure there's more porn out there lol
>>593626
Not questioning your sexuality faggot.
I just find Mr. Maheswaran to be the least interesting character to be sexualized.
>>593775
She don't need Leg!
She got Arms!
>>593626
Feel bad for you, man. This is all I have.
>>593849
Maybe she does need some nice legs
any drawfags here?
>>593919
Yes. Goodnight.
could someone draw pearl giving a footjob to a grown up steven
>>593233
This with Lapis.
>>593775
Why not draw her like that girl with hands for feet from Aeon Flux?
>>594046
I'm done for today, i need some sleep, but have this sketch from earlier, is pretty rough thought
Why does pearl look so bored here?
>>594081
Steven isn't sure if he wants her or not.
>>594067
He's probably a leg man who like's the crazy chicks
>>594067
cause feet are sexy
>>594139
Disgusting footfag.
>>594139
Hands have way more sex appeal, could feet ever be as nimble and dexterous as hands?
>>594205
As someone with the most mild of foot interests, I have to say that their lack of absolute dexterity is almost part of the allure? Yeah, that and the fact that you almost never see them on most people, what with shoes and whatnot. They're also more remote than hands, a little bit more distant, which makes them a uniquely intriguing experience. They are also really surprisingly sensitive to touch and heat and stuff, so things like being able to feel your pulse through your dick is surprising and interesting and hot, when with hands it would just be subconsciously ignored.
>>594205
Shouldn't you be biting the dust, Kira?
Ruby's hot.
>>594236
That is both an excellent play on words, and also very, very true. But then again I am very attracted to masculine lesbians.
>>594139
Depends on who's feet
it's me again yall!!!!!
CHAPTER 35 (1/3)
Dick pulls into the parking lot of the Beach City Police Department and parks in a visitor spot. It's getting dark. Before getting out, he checks his cell phone and
sees 30 missed calls from his wife in the last 4 hours. He doesn't bother listening to any of the 30 messages left with them. He does not feel like he owes her an
explanation; maybe the kids are a different story, but he's sure they had a fine enough time without him. His two sons- 9 and 10 years old- are a loud, obnoxious
handful, but become instantly docile the moment you give them something greasy and packed with sodium. The only time they behaved was when they were eating, watching
one of those 'Minion' movies or playing video games. It goes without saying that both are very overweight. Dick loves his kids, but at the same time still wishes he
had never married and spawned them. He knows it's a generational thing yet feels a twinge of sadness every time he sees them- soft and pudgy, socially awkward and
effeminate. His own genes twisted and warped into something that repulses him on a base level. Many times, Dick had tried to intervene; he attempted to impose a time
limit on their video game-playing, but their mother was weak and immediately returned the games to the boys behind his back. He worries that it's already too late for
them. Not yet, he tries to tell himself, and decides to shoot both individual text messages, telling them he was sorry, that he had some work come up, that he loves
them.
read it all here and listen along to the beautifully narrated audio book:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>594260
(2/3)
He wonders just what the hell he's doing here. He came looking for leads in a terrorism case and ended up chasing after some petty donut thief. Still, this was the
least he could do for the nice young man who gave him a fat sack of about 20 free donuts. After his meltdown earlier in the day he did not at all want to so much as
look at a donut, but he appreciated the gesture. Most kids these days seemed to hate the police, and the only free things Dick had been offered lately had been
middle fingers and hissed insults. This was a pleasant change of pace. Of course, he's not going to spend the rest of the day tracking down some (probably) homeless
blue woman. His plan is to hand it off to the locals and at the same time ask some questions about any friends or acquaintances fryman and maheshwaren may have had
in common. He'd read the reports, but being able to actually talk to the officers might help illuminate some possibly overlooked clues or connections. Dick was also
baffled by the officers' behavior, and wanted to know why exactly no one would show up at all for an armed robbery report. If they refuse to answer his questions or
treat him rudely, Dick is certain he could toss around some of his newfound weight and get some people fired.
He pulls open the door to the station and enters the lobby. The front desk, as well as the rest of the room, is empty.
>>594205
Are you ready to find out?
>>594260
>>594264
(3/3)
Dick approaches the desk and rings the bell.
Nothing. He cranes his neck to peer around the corner behind the glass and sees, just barely in sight, a hand lying still on the ground. Dick draws his gun, exits the
lobby and rounds the corner to the office entrance. He finds the door unlocked, and, turning the knob quietly as possible, makes his way inside. The secretary is dead
on the ground, a bullet in her head. The cabinets had been ransacked, their drawers pulled out and contents all spilled out onto the floor. Dick backs out of the office
and heads carefully down the hall, gun out. The first two doors on the left are bathrooms. He does a quick search of both and finds them empty. Further down the hall is
a room with a placard marked "BRK RM". He pushes the door open and there, sitting down to a feast of dunkin donuts breakfast sandwiches and delicious non-swill coffee,
are three officers. They do not make a move as Dick comes barging in, pointing his gun at all three, one after the other. Immediately the reality of what he is seeing
sets in, and he dives for the sink to vomit up what little he has left in his stomach.
Stumbling back to his car, Dick gets in and wolfs down 4 jelly filled donuts in a row. He looks at his phone. No response from his kids. Maybe they really do hate him.
That would certainly make it easier on him going through with the divorce. He is picking up his radio to call in the bloody scene he found in the station when a small
movement coming from a nearby bush catches his eye. He puts the radio down and opens the car door. Disturbed by the sound, the figure hiding in the bushes bursts out
and starts running toward the ocean. In the rapidly fading daylight, he can just barely make the face as it looks back for a split second. It's the fryman brother.
Dick pursues him on foot, losing breath a great deal faster than he expected.
>>594236
>>594255
Her eyes are super big.
>>594268
No.
So, who here would want a timeskip in the show? Maybe after the gems defeat a Big Bad, or stop the cluster or something? For them to just start an episode and it's Garnet calling for Steven, and we see he's a teenager now? Bonus point, do you think Steven will have to get a paying job to buy food and stuff for himself? He can't live off Greg's carwash money forever. Growing boys need more food, more clothes, more... taking Connie on dates. Greg can't afford that.
>>594290
Coward
>>594293
I'd like to have a time skip, but I'm not sure when it would be good to have it. Maybe at the start of Season 3? And how much control over his powers would Steven get before the time skip? Would he fuse with the Gems before or after the timeskip?
>>594306
At least I don't like smelly feet.
>>590133
Good morning sug
>>590139
>>594382
hello indexer how are you on this beautiful morning and how do you feel about the exciting new installment of my fan fiction?
>>594360
Who said they were smelly?
>>591106
>>591224
>>594327
Ya'know she does look good with legs on instead of a 2nd torso
>>591297
>>591625
>>591844
>>591959
>>592055
Not enough shitposting going on
>>592062
>>592069
please don't save the fucking thumbnails off the tumblr, thanks
>>593775
>>593910
Please do not save ANYTHING from redbubble
>>594327
image.jpg anon you forgot to kill yourself again
please fix it immediately
>>594397
>>594541
when I found it, it was image.jpg
>>594567
then you fucked up
Pearl's pimpiness song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWf56_0OBy8
Would you fuck him?
Alright that's about it
I'll see you faggots in about 5 hours
Leaving you with the whole set tho
Later
>>594610
>>594636
>>594640
You only sleep 5 hours and then go back to shitposting? Why? Don't you have things to do with people in your life, like friends, or family?
>>594656
Just let him do his thing, it'll make it all much easier.
I want to pierce Lapis' brain with needles from a mask!
Good morning freaks.
>>594656
I only sleep 5 hours, then do stuff for 15, and spend 2 eating, all the while looking over you fucking shitkids
That's my thursday-saturday schedule, yes. I hope it gets better sometime soon
>>594808
Not a Jasper Freak but good morning anyways.
I'm going to bed gnight.
...so Rose doesn't actually love Steven, and is only using him as an incubator until she assumes direct control of the body? Like so she'll have gem powers and human resistance against gem tech, and she'll wage war on homeworld once again?
>>594937
That's certainly only a theory for now. I personally don't like it, but I could come around it if Steven manages to get rid of her control over him.
>>594937
So she's a parasite and Steven's her host? How will Greg react to that? He loved Rose but he would probably get the gems to help bring Steven back and get rid of Rose.
>>593253
Why is he hitting the dab?
>>594937
That sounds stupid as fuck.
>>594970
Explain.
>>593026
no
The pearl is a kind and docile bird.
Just look at her!
>>595093
I bet she has the sickest of kinks.
I hope the show introduces more big buff quartzes
>>595156
>Cookie cat tank top
That's kawaii as fuck dude.
>>592683
please say anything SU related has been announced, like a new episode release date
this hiatus is killing me
>>595175
Something SU related has been announced, like a new episode release date.
Sorry dude.
>>592747
This is great.
>>593025
das racist man
>>593851
>those lustful eyes
Greetings abyssal dwellers, do not be afraid. I am from the upper sea levels.
Tell me, can modern human military kill a gem? Of course, if we hit something hard enough it can die.
>>595347
"The Answer" and their planning to reference the style of shadow puppets...
Could one of the gems be revealing something to Steven using this method? It can't be Pearl, she would just use holograms.
Maybe it's Peridot, she could have devised a system of shadow puppets to explain something without her limb enhancers. What could all this mean?
https://youtu.be/kE4jN2nyVbE
pearl is the worst gem and this thread is exactly where it belongs.
>>594711
the fuck dude?
>>595604
>worst gem
>Lapis exists
>>595625
What's the problem?
>>595641
what's wrong with a gem that's trying incredibly hard to keep another gem from glassing the planet again? nothing? good point, broe
>>594808
morning
hows my favourite big gem
>>595666
you make a good point satan
>>595666
Don't you have a realm of eternal damnation and pain to run? Unless you're here to hand out magic powers in exchange for our souls I'm afraid you're going to have to leave.
>>595666
Except she's not doing it because she wants to save the planet, she's just throwing a really big tantrum that can become even more dangerous than Jasper because she just couldn't find a better person to screw over and find revenge.
>>595666
Lapis didn't even need to to fuse with Jasper, she was already weakened and in no state to keep on fighting. The whole reason why Jasper wanted to fuse in the first was because she knew she couldn't take all three gems on in the state she was in. All Lapis had to do was say no, and they could have poofed and bubbled Jasper. But no, Lapis had to be vindictive AND stupid, she fused with Jasper and imprisoned her so she could feel powerful and in control, but in doing so made a threat even more dangerous than Jasper.
I'm sorry Satan, but Lapis is a fucking idiot.
>>595739
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the mecha board's 12 boards down.
>>595771
right arm
>>595705
>>595753
>she's just throwing a really big tantrum that can become even more dangerous than Jasper because she just couldn't find a better person to screw over and find revenge
Find revenge? She was going to fly away until Jasper stopped her. She was cornered and didn't know where to go. So she decided to comply with Jasper's demands and before she could do any harm to Steven (pretty much the only person she cares about at the moment), she betrayed Jasper. That's what actually happened, but you want to grasp at straws and try to make her out to look evil. Your moves, you fucking morons.
>>595777
It was just a prank, bro
>>595776
Fuck you mechaman!
I had a dream last night of another Malachite episode. In it, Steven was dreaming again, and ended up in that sea-green place where Lapis had Jasper trapped. He started calling for Lapis, but found Jasper instead. Jasper explained that she was in control of the fusion now, and as soon as she found her way back, she'd shatter the crystal gems. Steven bolts awake and tells the gems about it, and Peridot reassures him that once Jasper sees her, she'll back off. That's all I can remember.
>>595777
Except that simply not complying with Jasper would have been safer for Steven
>>595777
She's not evil, just an idiot.
>>595827
But it wouldn't have been safer for her. Jasper could seriously mess her up, she's obviously not a very strong Gem physically. Jasper would have noticed her trying to use her water powers and poofed her. Keep trying.
Good morning here's a pericherry
>>595825
That's stupid, neither her or Lapis are in control anymore. Did you not watch Chile Tid?
>>595825
Sounds pretty believable desu, there's no way Lapis and Jasper would ever have equal control over Malachite, there'll always be a more dominate voice. Plus Peridot would be dumb enough to believe Jasper still cares about her.
>>595827
The way she probably saw it, if she didn't comply, she wouldn't have been able to stop Jasper otherwise. It was the only way to protect Steven.
>>595816
the robot's right arm, you dingus
>>595840
No, you're an idiot because you don't realize the position Lapis was put in. And why the hell would she trust the Crystal Gems (excluding Steven, who obviously wouldn't be able to do shit against Jasper)? She tricked Jasper and trapped her at the bottom of the ocean before she could any harm to you know who. If Steven wasn't there, she probably wouldn't have stopped Jasper.
>>595848
>there'll always be a more dominate voice
Yeah, Malachite. Lapis and Jasper are gone until they defuse or Malachite turns out to be a reasonable individual now that Lapis and Jasper can't control her anymore.
>>595860
>Malachite turns out to be a reasonable individual now that Lapis and Jasper can't control her anymore
Keep dreaming, love. That Gem is going to be crazy as hell.
>>595865
It's not even a real gem. It's an abomination.
>>595860
Malachite is the only fusion that doesn't have her own individual voice actor. Lapis and Jasper's voices can be heard individually when she's speaking, and when she yells, "GO!" at the end of Chille Tid, it's literally just both of their voices layers on top of each other. Malachite is unique because she's held together out of force. Her two components couldn't be more separate.
>>595841
This. Lapis is first and foremost about self-preservation and her actions have made that clear. Jasper is quick and powerful and angry, if she could grab Lapis out of the air midflight then she could easily beat Lapis down if she didn't comply.
>>595868
Peridot, fusion is not just a tool for weaponry. You'd know that if you weren't such a virgin.
>>595870
Maybe their voices were layered on top of each other to imply that they're finally fusing completely.
Just because Garnet thinks Malachite is toxic doesn't mean it's true, Garnet thinks the only good fusion is herself, she's incredibly bias.
>>595880
>fusion is not just a tool for weaponry
Really now? Just because some people found a new way to use something doesn't make it any less for what it's actually intended for. If you stuck the front of a gun up your ass and used it as a dildo, would it be right? No. So think before you say stupid shit, you clod.
>mfw I had a dream the hiatus ended
>mfw I woke up to this hell instead
>>595908
my god
>>595908
You're always right, Peri-cherry!
>>595908
this is the best logic I seen here today.
>>595890
>The episode where they deal with the Cluster is called The Ultimate Gem
>They've drilled to the core but they're too late
>The Cluster is starting to reform itself slowly
>Twisted and warped limbs are forming and fighting the gems from all sides
>Steven is dodging the attacking limbs when he starts seeing a glow on all the limbs
>His gem has confused his fight with the Cluster for a dance
>All the gems are blinded by a searing light
>From the Earth's core where the Cluster was incubating a figure emerges
>It opens its eyes
>It speaks words that could frighten even a gem
>"All lives gather as one."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
Love you /sug/
>>595908
Saved for prosperity.
>>595998
fuck off faggot
>>596003
*Malarkey
>>596003
it's POSTERITY you stupid nigger
>>596008
Is it Peri? We can add Connie to the mix as well. Probably one of the only two polys that work well
>>596032
It's noty bullying, it how we teach you new things
>>596032
I didn't even insult you, I just corrected your spelling.
>>595848
i don't think peridot is that dumb, she knows she's better with the gems now. she stated herself that's now a traitor, she's aware that her actions are unforgivable for the homeworld
>>595986
The bit about gems fusing because they are fighting one another is a bit stupid tbqh.
I wonder what multiple gems that fuses like Jasper and Lapis did would look like
>>595908
PERIDOT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>596065
It was that or Steven started break dancing with the Cluster helping. There's no way to make fusing with the Cluster before it destroys the Earth quickly not stupid.
>>596090
Your entire existence is an abomination and the embodiment of degeneracy. Do the entire universe a favor and just unfuse yourself.
I'm back
>>596143
Niceu.
>>594236
true patrician taste
hi sug.
I gave my two last finals for this year. almost 2 months of vacations now!! wuuu
Also i missed the last thread. whats going on?
>>592787
> worst gem
> pearl
>>596143
Are you taking requests?
>>594640
Amethyst is hot and I don't care what anyone thinks
>>596099
You are the one who came up with this crazy ClusterxSteven fusion thing. I see how the JoJo references led you to the Cluster fusing with someone, but Steven was a bad choice. Why not Lapis? Sacrificing herself to save people but in so doing creating even greater monsters is kind of her thing.
>>596199
Amy would do anything for you the easiest because of the lack of shame.
>>596190
yeah, sure
Please save her, Steven.
>>596138
I want to have sex with Peri-cherry!
>>596209
Exactly. Can we post more of the purple gem? I need more.
>>596199
she's kinda hot
>>596221
Here's Amethyst
>>596220
I wanna marry Peri cherry!
Hamesthystfags get out.
Peri lost her limb enhancers and I still want her to dominate the shit out of me.
>>596222
Only when she has the sexy Zuke bedhair.
>>596238
Quartzes that aren't complete failures moving through
>>596265
Zuke a shit
>>596216
Connie's mom rubbing Steven's erection and making him cum through his pajama bottoms please.
>>596216
Could you draw Lapis in her water chains saying "I've made a huge mistake."?
>>596261
Though to be honest she did fail on her mission to escort peridot
>>596277
anyone else hear a little Lori Alan in Mrs. Maheswaran's voice?
>AU where Mr Mahesweran is Naked Snake and Mrs M is the Boss
>>596234
Are you willing to take care of another man's child? How thoughtful anon!
>>596277
that's kinda awkward to me, it's ok if is just connie's mom?
>>596250
never realized how little of Amethyst I had
I'll dump the few I have
>>596355
Would it e less awkward if it was Stevonie and not Steven?
>>596355
Connie's mom rubbing her erection and cumming in her pajama bottoms? I didn't think of that but now I like it, go ahead!
>>596376
Could a gem give themselves a feminine penis? If so, do you think Pearl has one?
>>596344
Peri isn't a child that's not nice to say
>>596381
No, she doesn't have one. She could, though. With that in mind, go fap about your headcanon.
>>596426
ayyy thanks for the help anon
>>596416
I don't exactly if it's possible for Gems to have odors, but I'm pretty sure Amethyst has some bad ones. She's cute, but I wouldn't want to be around her too much.
>>596405
Hold on. Are we going with Connie's mom with a penis cumming in pajama pants or her jerking off Stevonnie in pajamas? Or both at the same time?
I lost track.
>>596444
*don't exactly know
>>596381
lol, i already made something like that with bad pearl on the last thread
>>596441
No prob bob
>>596474
I need more of amethyst too.
>>596461
Pearl and Amy are a cute.
>>596187
congrats anon, not much really fags and shit post.
>>596481
You might be out of luck. I have maybe two more. I'm trying to find this big ass comic hidden somewhere in my computer that's Pearl/Amy but it'll take a few minutes.
>>596470
With Connie's mom jerking off as well?
There's a lot of miscommunication and I don't know who I'm talking to anymore.
>>596501
this is supposed to be loss, isn't it
>>596502
well shit
>>596501
The lack of cyber peridot is the missed opportunity of the decade.
>>596504
I'm the anon who draws, i dunno, could you tell me exactly what you want?
>>596444
Amethyst herself doesn't smell, but the fucking wasteland she calls her room probably fucking smells like death and sticks on her grimy body.
>>596520
Yep I was right. Sorry anon. Amy doesn't get a lot of love in these threads and I don't have too much to save.
Doesn't change the fact she's best gem though.
>>596519
Not everything is a meme anon!
>>596524
I'd like Connie's mom as a futa masturbating and cumming in her pants while jerking off Stevonnie.
I think that'll satisfy me and the anon who wanted Stevonnie.
>>596534
yeah bummer
>>596544
that gets me everytime
>>596534
>best gem
I gained a better appreciation for Amethyst after realizing how fucked up her life is beyond her control, but she ain't ever gonna be best gem.
>>596552
She's a trash gem.
>>596555
All of them are pretty fucked up. Even steven.
>>596567
> Even steven.
Nobody is going to be ok after watching themselves die.
Would Peri-cherry make a good wife?
>>596563
Perfect for this board then you trash swilling coon
>>596555
>great depth of character
>comic relief
>literally most aesthetic depending on who boards her
What's not to love?
>>596575
That's my point, He's his own mother.
>>596577
She doesn't even know what a towel is, so no.
>>596577
It depends on what you're looking for in a woman. Peridot is blunt and not very afraid to offend anyone, except to those she respects. She's quite passionate about her intelligence and will not stand for anyone insulting it. As she is right now she's not very familiar with how things are on Earth, but if she cares about you, she'll try to make it work.
>>596611
If nothing else, you could probably get her to do your taxes.
>>596577
Would she make a good mother?
>>596656
She'd be about as good as Rose.
>>596667
Nice. Also OFF BY ONE
>>596656
Honestly, I think Peridot would be very loving but overbearing at the same time. But she won't be around to see her child and what will be left of her is tapes of her voice and videos of you and her. Loving a Gem is suffering.
>>596681
>But she won't be around to see her child
She will BE her child.
>>596525
Imagine. Garbage and debris all over her varguba.
>>595908
the banter between Garnet and Peridot will be glorious next episode
>>596271
Fuck you. Zuke is great and she has a crazy Polish pen name.
>>596741
Which 3hus would the other gems be? I get Lapis because she's a literal idiot. What else?
>>596766
>because she's a literal idiot.
Do you really want to start this again, nigger?
>>596772
Going by her actions, she is pretty stupid. Her frontal lobe is so small that when she doesn't capitulate to authority figures she is just reacting on emotion alone.
>>596772
Lapis can't read!
>>596748
You got something against midgets?
>>596786
>>595841
Let me guess, you next line is, "I was only pretending to be retarded," right?
>>596790
Oh anon, you posted such a cute image. You get to live.
>>596218
She's gotta believe in him first.
I'm an unrepentant Lapisfag and even I know that she won't be saved until that happens, along with realizing that being shat on doesn't give you a free pass to shit on others.
If her ego can't handle that, she's better off shattered.
>>596798
>>596802
>aggressive lapisfags
When did this happen?
>>596813
I think they're trying to turn a new page over. Either that or they've gotten way more delusional than they've always been.
>>596806
This is agreeable logic. Lapis is so convinced what she's doing is right for Steven that she doesn't realize it's hurting him. She will, though, once Steven can actually have a conversation with her after Malachite is gone.
>>596820
Cry me an ocean, cunt. You still can't refute my points.
>>596833
L-Lapisfag, p-please go back to being bullied. I don't want this.
>>596813
Actually, Peridot and Lapisfags have been uncharacteristically brutal today.
>>596877
I blame the hiatus for this. I kind of understand, my feelings for Lapis are resurfacing too because I miss her so much.
>>596611
i'd marry her
>>596905
Duh.
Also,
>laptis
Kill this meme.
>>596896
I miss her too anon.
I miss all of them so much...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeFSiY7AI4
>>596611
literally perfect
>>596967
>.jpg
Time for indexer to officially kill himself
Here's some fucking cute for you.
>>596813
I know, right? Usually Lapisfags get off on their waifu being so pathetic.
>>596992
Of course they do, that's why Lapis abuse is a thing.
Does anyone have any lapisabuse art
>>596989
>protagonist of alien lesbians romcom
>literally knee deep in pussy
Truly the best show on TV
>>597006
Don't bully!
>>596992
Today, they're just not having it. It's almost scary, isn't it?
>>597007
>tfw purest cinnamonroll won't come back to us for months
Why must Sucrose torment us?
But seriously, if I had to rate gems based on intelligence then Lapis would be dead last. Either she is stupid or she was poorly written, I prefer the former.
>>597036
I'd say Amethyst is last.
>>597059
Jasper is a close-second.
>>597059
Amethyst is just young and apathetic. She's written as if she were a teenager, not an idiot.
>>597001
> ywn put Lapis into a vice grip and squeeze ever so slowly.
> ywn shudder in ecstasy at each ear-splitting crunch that comes out
> ywn explode into euphoria as the shards fall impotently onto the hard concrete floor
Why live?
>>597090
>teenagers aren't hormonal idiots
>>597090
Her intelligence pretty low, anon. In fact, it's pretty much confirmed she's not the sharpest tool in the shed or the most polished of Gems.
>>597055
Nothing she does is thought out. She acts almost entirely on emotion or simply does what authority figures tell her to.
She lashed out at the Crystal Gems and ran off to build a tower into space. She was so consumed by her own emotions that she tried to murder the only person who was her ally. When she got to Homeworld she did everything they told her to do and told Steven he should probably do the same, because that's what stupid people do because their own decisions are rarely better than the decisions of others or those in authority. Upon making it out of imprisonment she lashed out at the person who kept her from running away by forcing her own form of imprisonment on Jasper, a purely emotional response that had fuck all to do with Lapis rationally trying to bring a bout a future where she might be happy.
If Lapis were smart she wouldn't lash out reflexively, wouldn't have acted like caving to authority was the only option she could see, and would have let the Crystal Gems fight Jasper since they already overpowered her and Peridot in order to crash the ship. Lapis could be flying around the Cosmos right now had she made better decisions.
Humans typically make better decisions than Lapis has made so far. Her actions only make sense if you don't think about them too much, just like the decisions of stupid people.
That all said, I love Lapis and I don't think her below average intelligence should be held against her. As my father always says, the world needs ditch diggers too.
Reminder that Lapis will never have a child.
Hey guys, look, your favorite gem is on here! Isn't she great?
Can you guys just rename the threads Waifu Wars?
>>597103
Yeah, but we are talking about different mechanisms of idiocy. Amethyst will eventually rise out of her idiocy whereas Lapis will remain as sharp as a bag of rocks for all eternity.
The power of a god in the hands of a simpleton... It's kind of poetic.
>>597207
>Nothing she does is thought out
Already I found a flaw in your logic. You don't think she thought about what would have happened if she refused Jasper?
Here, read these carefully and realize why you're a complete fucking idiot for even bothering.
>>595777
>>595841
>>595858
If Greg fucked Amethyst literally every problem would be solved.
>>597090
teenagers can be idiots anon
the only people who believe that they aren't are teenagers
>>597268
Nope, he wanted a big woman.
would you hug a giant woman ?
>>597252
Actually, the rocks inside the bag become sharper if you hit the bag hard enough to shatter them.
>>597268
Anon, not everything can be solved by Greg fucking it.
I mean, most things can, but not that.
>>597277
i'd hug THIS giant woman
>>596539
this one was a lot of fun, why there's so little priyanka r34?
>>597288
what if he started fucking peridot but it was a secret and if peridot told anyone she'd get in trouble
>>597292
Amethyst isn't giant.
>>597303
That's not bad anon
that's not bad at all
>>597277
Over and over.
>>597264
>being this mad
Drink some tea, because god damn.
She had the CG on her side and more power then all of them combined. Despite this she saw no other course of action for escaping Jaspers grip than an eternity of rape in the ocean. That was a decision born entirely of emotion, not an rational attempt to escape.
>inb4 more name calling
>>597305
>Even noticing niggerlips McGee was in the picture with those glorious fucking girl abs
lol what a gay
>>597234
Centipeetle isn't there, you lied to me.
>>597234
Where is Yellow Dio idiot
Second to last for Pearl! Last is a loser (unless it's Pearl.)
PERI-CHERRY
>>597417
Peridot confirmed for being a loser virgin.
>>597417
IS PREGNANT!
>>597310
but we need more
>>597325
>Resorts to "u mad"
Wow, I can't even begin to imagine how stupid Lapis abusers and Lapis haters must be.
>She had the CG on her side
Last I checked they wanted to keep her in the mirror. You wouldn't lash out at someone who kept you imprisoned for god knows what? Let alone it being possibly thousands of years? She's not interested in being friends with the CGs, only Steven, which is why she did what she did. Lapis knows Steven will never leave the CGs and she doesn't want to be around them. You're trying to argue she had no thought put into this, but even she was aware that Steven was not going to leave them when before she pushed Garnet and Steven away with the water. Do you see it now? Or do you want to keep making yourself look like an even bigger idiot?
>>597423
Why do you like that idea so much? You degenerate.
>>597453
So you I guess you could say that she's the "Virgin Peri"?
>>597459
Her child is not the Messiah! They are a very naughty hybrid abomination!
>>597459
kek
>>597325
Why don't you take in Lapis's point of view for a change? We know how the CG is and how they probably wouldn't trap her again because we have hours of evidence against that. Lapis barely knows them at all and from her point of view they're just traitorous warlords who don't care about Gems. Why would she expect them to help her or even be nice to her? She knows they don't listen to Steven all the time too, so don't give me that.
>>597428
>Lapis abusers and Lapis haters
Except I like Lapis. No wonder you are so volatile. You think everyone is out to pick on your waifu. I have a folder of nearly 300 Lapis images not including the images I have in my Homeworld Gems and Lapidot subfolders. On most days people would call me a Lapisfag.
>Last I checked they wanted to keep her in the mirror.
EXACTLY! All her actions are either dictated entirely by emotion and are not rational attempts at creating a better future for herself or others.
guys please stop arguing about lapis she can hear you
>>597503
>EXACTLY! All her actions are either dictated entirely by emotion and are not rational attempts at creating a better future for herself or others
My god, are you a troll? You probably didn't read any of my earlier posts. I already explained why she fused with Jasper instead of trusting the CGs. Just because most of her actions were dictated by emotion doesn't mean she put any thought into them.
>>597483
She could have escaped. Instead she chose to lash out at the person making her the most angry at that given moment in the most horrendous way she could think of.
She saw threat to her life, was too stupid and bereft of hope to see an outcome that didn't involve her being shattered, so she chose an eternity of rape under the sea.
I want to punch Lapis.
>>597516
I want Lapis to think it's her fault we're fighting and the family is breaking apart!
>>597530
Lapis doesn't have a family.
so a new thread?
>>597525
>she could have escaped
She already tried that idiot, if didn't notice Jasper pulled her down and as I posted earlier she would have again and would've beaten her if Lapis tried anything. What other outcome would have been possible if you're so smart?
>>597539
>there's just no saving you morons.
Just like Lapis!
>>597561
Steven can still save her of course, since he's an angel and can save anyone, but she doesn't deserve it.
Besides, he's gotta work his magic on peri first. We need more smole CGs
>>597524
>She did it to protect herself.
Her objective was to get free and fly away. An eternity of rape is the exact opposite of that and was born completely by her emotional compunction to lash out.
>She wanted to protect Steven.
Ignoring the fact that even after the first time Steven saved Lapis she tried to kill him because she was angry, she already had good reason to believe Jasper couldn't take on the Crystal Gems alone, else Jasper's ship wouldn't have crashed. Even if she thought there was a 50/50 chance Jasper would win against all the CG by herself, Lapis could have tipped the scales soundly in the favor of the CG and just flown off afterwards.
Now, notice how I don't begin and end my posts with insults in order to bully the people I'm discussing with out of the discussion? You should try it some time.
>>597566
I think we have quite enough little babby gems.
>>597561
and cause that she'll be a bigger problem in the future
>>597539
You are an idiot. No wonder you can't comprehend how wrong you are. You are so stupid. You are the most moronic person in this thread. You are the biggest doofus on the face of the planet. You are the most immense nincompoop in the universe. Also you aren't smart.
>>597580
Are you talking to Lapis?
>>597580
That's an awful lot of words to say anon a clod.
>>597582
No, the poster. I wouldn't bully Lapis. Some people just aren't smart. That doesn't mean they can't be good people.
>>597566
but she doesn't want to be saved, she passed through a lot of pain and wants to do the same thing to someone else. peridot is a completely different case. she's lost and aware she's a traitor too. but unlike lapis she accepts her situation and tries to get the best of it.
>>597567
I can't justify her attacking Steven in Ocean Gem, that much I will give you, but Steven wasn't listening to her and was with her enemies. She repaid him back in Jailbreak.
You still haven't been able to explain how she could have done all that with Jasper standing right and there most likely expecting her treachery. You shot yourself in the foot when you said that Jasper couldn't take the CGs alone because Lapis tried to fly away. She knew the CGs would be able to defeat her and Steven would be safe. She doesn't want anything to do with the CGs.
Can you stop now?
>the gems play dark souls
what happens ?
>>597613
>You still haven't been able to explain how she could have done all that with Jasper standing right and there most likely expecting her treachery.
There are any number of things she could have done. She could have lied just long enough to get away. She could have let Malachite unfuse as soon as Jasper realized Lapis wasn't going to allow Malachite to hurt Steven and the CG. She could have kept Jasper's attentioon on her long enough for Lapis to summon a wave of water to knock the two apart. She could have swatted Jasper with water outright. Or she could have just said no and rely on Jasper not being a stark raving lunatic who shatters gems just because they won't help her achieve her mission objectives.
Lapis actions make sense if you don't considere the minutia of her situation, just like a stupid person would do. She saw a mortal threat and reacted extremely because her mind didn't comprehend the anything beyond one or two options.
I'll give you that's the writers might not be thinking this. It's a fucking cartoon afterall. Most writers can't be bothered to think about the actions of their characters and their respective perspectives of events. If we held all cartoon characters to the same standards I'm holding Lapis too then most cartoon characters would be legally retarded. That's why I said many posts ago that Lapis was either an idiot or the writing was just a little weak.
Hey, if you are the anon I've been dsicussing with, then I appreciate you toning it down. I acknowledge that you might have been frustrated creating all those posts and no one considering them until I took the time to consider Lapis' conflicting desire to save herself and save Steven. From my perspective you were just a typicall asshole trying to insult your way int "internet victory". I didn't consider your perspective until the end. That said, try not to throw around insults so willy nilly. Use occasional polite posts to see if civil discussion is still possible.
>>597749
>She could have lied just long enough to get away
No.
>She could have let Malachite unfuse as soon as Jasper realized Lapis wasn't going to allow Malachite to hurt Steven and the CG
Only to possibly get poofed or shattered and captured by the CGs. So no.
>She could have kept Jasper's attention on her long enough for Lapis to summon a wave of water to knock the two part. She could have swatted Jasper with water outright
With Jasper facing the water and could obviously see everything? No.
Anon, I really tried to be nicer for the sake of seeing your side as well, but these are not very good ideas. I hope you can see this in the future. Lapis had no other option.
>>597800
She was vulnerable and saw only one surefire way of "living", if you like to call what she did living.
We can discuss the variosu options available to her until we are blue in the face. Such minutia is absurd to discuss, that's why I didn't list the many possible things she could have done outright. I'm not about to type in length about how she could have pushed off Jasper's chest, done two and a half backflips, landed on and kicked off the remains of the crashed handship, gone into a corscrew dive, and hit Jasper simultaneously with her fist and a 10,000 kg of water from Jasper's back. Though I strongly believe Lapis had plenty of options available to her had she been willing to stake her fate on her understanding of the complexities of her situation, I won't discuss it any further.
One thing I will stress though is that Lapis had little reason to assume Jasper would just shatter her then and there. If an US soldier was in a depserate situation and gave a gun to a civilian and told the civilian to help him fend off enemy combatants and the civilian refused, the US soldier wouldn't simply murder the civilian. Lapis was no threat to Jasper. Jasper MIGHT have shattered Lapis out of some sort of insane bout of rage, but it's not a reasonable thing to assume when the only alternative is an eternity of rape. Lapis only assumed it because she was too dull witted to understand the complexities of the situation. Lapis didn't consider Jasper's motives. She just saw Jasper as a threat and the best outlet for her own anger at the situation she was in.
But like I said, the writers may not have even been thinking that deeply about Lapis's perspective.
>>597930
Well, we can agree on one thing. At the end of the day, this is pointless. I don't believe Lapis's decisions were completely dumb, though. To say that sacrificing her freedom to save Steven in only way she knew how isn't noble would just be complete ignorance.
>>597961
This conversation turned out better than expected. It just goes to show how any two people can salvage a situation just by taking a step back and considering others more complexly.
>>595382
the heck you on
HELLO SUG HOW ARE YOU WHERE'S NEW THREAD
>>598573
OH DAMN SILLY ME
