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thinking about killing myself
Mummy mummy I made a big cummy.
i'm gonna make a big cummy at noon
don't forget to make tributes...
And don't forget to stay hydrated.
how come all the people that ask for tributes never make their own?
Why did my work call me at 8am
>>4053489
Holy gee willikers Batman.
>>4053570
thats my line sucka
post choa
Post cuties.
post tiddies
Post BUTTS.
about to cum live on cam
post rufus
no don't
post slags
Post things you love.
i love dubu
Nobody will ever love me...
post kpop asses in leather
I love you, anon.
>>4057771
its because u watch videos of plastic chinaman girls on the internet why dont u just play with dollies rofl
True
my girlfriend said that my penis is too small to fully satisfy her.
Id rather be short im too ugly to be tall
>>4059232
work out
Pointless
then kys yourself
I'm going to cum to choas tits again
I only have 1 hour help me please
>>4059639
make a tribute
>>4059680
I will but I need pics and webms
i love that cute little slut
iuslut is actually just as cute as iu herself
why are shiny faces so sexy
she's not a slut
she a proper slag
Im gonna properly slap you up
ill bend you over, bender
you are okay with people calling you a slut but not iu?
im fine with both
i meant only me, god dammit
how are you a slut?
ive acted slutty in my past
iu is cute and a slut and i want to see her pussy hole
anon is cute and a slut and i want to see (s)he's butt
Cute butts only.
this is my butt please fuck me
Nice butt. May I take you out for dinner first?
girl there better be a hidden surprise under those shorts
how can i post in italics
are you still a slut?
like if i bought you dinner and then took you home, would you put out?
yes
[i]Like this.[/i]
i want to wrap iu's hair around my fist while she sucin my cock
what about a lewd picture of you? could you post one?
look in the archives
>>4062022
why can't you just post one?
>not having pictures of iusluts cute little girlcock and boipussi
Fine
bög
what that means
i cannot find shit in the archive tho
it's not gay if she has a feminine penis
i would rather die than gay
post her delicate boypucci
i have a picture of his asshole, a picture of his flaccid cock and one of his bulge in panties
iuslut gets to choose which one i post
theres a squirtle in my crawlspace
they should be there somewhere, gotta look hard enough
seriously i found a naked picture of binnieboy on accident but i cant find a picture of you
here it is in case anybody wants it
>people say average is gay yet he doesn't want to fuck this
ive posted only a couple of pics you could just pm me if you want to see more
>>4063187
where do i pm you?
youre all so fucking gay
discord
i am cutesexual
I'm basically straight
I just like kpop idol erp desu
>>4063643
does that mean you want to cum inside anyone who's cute
i just like cute things and have no sex drive
Would you say your sex drive is...
Below average?
I have a very strong sex drive but really bad body image and physical intimacy issues and the girls I've been with haven't had the patience for that so I think I will die alone and a virgin even if I'm not terrible looking and relatively well-adjusted socially
I am so bored holy shit
Im also cutesexual
>>4064128
whatr the heck
>>4064180
he,,klo
>>4064128
lol
good bye
my primary interest is cuddling and hugging and holding hands
that's respectable
I'm into music linguistics and love
i still dont know if tab and average are dating or if its a joke or what the fuck is going on
I ship that desu.
binnieboy x average
>>4064722
youre the only annoying one here
You're all stupid as fuck
i hate everyone including myself
everyone here is just average's imagination
It's me, your conscience.
hello conscience how is the alcohol treating you
also bring me back my nice friendly hallucination you jerk
I'm gonna stream starcraft 2
a sight for sore eyes
to the blind would be awful majestic
it would be the most beautiful thing
that they ever had seen
it would cause such surprise
it would make all of their minds electric
how could anyone tell them
that some things are not what they seem?
in such disbelief
i thought i was asleep when i met you
if i forget to set the alarm
and sleep on through the dawn
don’t remind me
i’d rather be dreaming of someone
than living alone
if you’re searching the lines for a point
well, you’ve probably missed it
there was never anything there
in the first place
good mood now
happens when you cum
no i talked on the phone with somebody
which is good because i was about to drink but now i dont have to
i think
if i end up drinking now i can officially say 100% im an alcoholic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8aRDRrrh0
promoted already lol.
>>4066427
whoa throwback
anons make me fap
im going to kill yozoh with a machine gun
I just wanna be with you~
shut up jackson
lets cum
lets hold in all of our emotions and urges until we have a massive breakdown
post more fakes im cumming to dubu
i wonder how choaboy is doing tonight.
banane ham
>>4067688
hes on my bed
>>4067740
as if he'd get on some strangers bed.
should i become a lewdster it looks like its the only way to survive around here
average is the only pure one left
I'm so retarded. lol
I'm not pure but I am monogamous
I'm insecure
what defines purity
>>4068164
t. literally every person in this thread and indeed most people who post on 4chan with any regularity
My mom says I'm special
i jacked off to iu
>>4068223
mentally challenged?
>>4068301
what pictures or videos
is purity lack of base desires or the ability to overcome them
average has had sex
not pure
My mom says my personality is shit and its no wonder I have no gf
>>4068324
no one lacks base desires
prove that i had sex
because i can't
your friends said so
purity as applied to a person is an idiotic object-oriented concept that reduces the incredible and beautiful complexity of the human and his or her experience down to some arbitrary categories that lie perpendicular to human nature
seriously i cant and im really sad ive basically never kissed anybody or anything yet i have people telling me i have and i dont know if they are joking and making fun or me or what. i dont know what its like to feel somebody against you or to feel a loving embrace. the internal satisfication of knowing that somebody wants to be in physical contact with you for a long period of time.
i dont know if i was drunk or if i liked it or anything at all, i dont remember its really depressing
i dont have any plates or bowls or silverware not even plastic ones so im eating with my hands off of stacks of old printer paper
iuslut come back home
we miss you
been there amigo
when your brain starts lying to you and fucking with you it's no fun
hope you can stay grounded somehow
I'm rooting for you
I want to fuck Momo so hard she apologizes for Pearl Harbor
>average had sex while drunk and didn't remember it at all
chad like behavior desu
if somebody i was interested in initiated some form of physical contact i think i would cry because i would be so overwhelmed at the thought of somebody liking me enough to want to show me some form of affection.
i lost a good chunk memory and my ability to keep touch with reality when my hallucinations left it wasnt a drinking thing.
i find myself lying in bed for hours drifting between dreaming and real life not understanding which is real. i wake up and then i go to brush my teeth and then i fall into an abyss and then i wake up and i go to brush my teeth and then go to the bathroom and then a demon comes through the wall and then i wake up and i go brush my teeth but before i get to the sink i find myself in an large field during a hurricane and then i wake up and i step on the floor and land in a gulag with monsters in it and then i wake up and live a totally normal day and then i wake up without going to sleep
tldr
My wife left me.
just smoke weed average
I don't care about anything average says idk why I'm even here
same
I wish everyone would leave so I could just stop coming to 4chan and kill myself already
average has a weirdly addictive personality
It's just something to do when bored
>>4068850
but if you kill yourself we'll be there too eventually
Starving myself for thin legs
why not squat for thicc thighs
Thick thighs do not look good
https://youtu.be/mbNZzD8Nf7c
average should stream video games and we could listen to him crazy talk
Average should leave and not come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5vpRqI5xW8
>>4069285
gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5MfiEb7ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsiStTQ0Pks
>average is a fucking chad who has fucked someone while drunk.
is there anyone who's an actual pure virgin left here?
just u
Me
You guys are alright.
im a virgin
>>4069929
oj
choaboy
jackson
yeziboy i think?
all virgins, theres more im sure.
>>4069967
we both know that's a lie
average is a virgin
I'm a virgin but I'm not pure.
are you guys pretending to be virgins ironically
Im actually a virgin
I pretend to pretend to be a virgin ironically ironically
>>4070001
you mean we both know its true
being an ironic virgin is latest meme
ive had sex
>Tfw never going to score
Feelsbadman
average will lose his virginity to tab or binnieboy
tfw aids are going to kill binnieboy
all the krystalposters are gone.. jackson is the only one left and he doesn't post her anymore
im really nervous for my brothers wedding i dont really want to give speeches and stuff
i want to fuck iuslut with my above average sized cock and make him call me daddy.
I deleted all my kpop pictures
i want average to fuck iuslut with his average sized cock and make iuslut call him oppa
sometimes i watch a video of a ladyboy jacking off and he looks really feminine and im like hey this is kinda hot but then i hear his deep ass voice and get disgusted
>>4070358
he's not a virgin
asian ladyboys are the best their voice is so soft and cute
yesi i am
http://www.strawpoll.me/10734982
Fun fact iu"SLUT" is actually the cutest boy you will meet here
average i hope these posts don't ruin your mood, your posting is adorable when you're in a good mood and it makes my days a little better.
Eat a dick bitch
tell that to girl you fucked you drunk
>>4070779
why is he so good at erping then...
all the cute posters are the best erpers too, iuposter, choaboy, average.
I was going to vote on that poll but i voted on the pokemon go one instead
I hate my thighs
tell that to the girl you killed
i asdont erp
>>4070784
thank ou. thisa is just a abd week so ill abe better probably aftea the week
are you drunk again you are alcoholic fuck
>>4070860
wait i thought you were in a good mood... are you drinking again?
i needh elp..
>>4070773
ok this explains a lot
>>4070928
talk to someone please..
if you're actually worried about being an alcoholic you need to find help..
tfw no one believes you're a virgin...
maybe if you werent such a slut
I hate summer
>1 no vote
binniefapper..
>i needh elp..
>comes on 4chan/trash 16 hours a day
:^)
New Order is a great band
i wish i could be an autistic neet
>>4071041
because alcoholics are generally known for their excellent decision making
ij ust need something eles to do.. il probably stop when i goback to school
is binnieboy cute
do you know how alcoholism works
binnieboy is like that one cute girl everyone likes but shes a complete cumrag whore
i will make her eat my stick too
could someone or binnieboy post that mirror photo from yesterday I forgot to save it the lewd one.
Gross do you fap to them
no I just like to look at them
I fap to them
I'm not a slut. Ahhhhhhhhhh
why did you say you fap to them now I wont get the photo
i'm not a cumra g whore i am pure
good I like pure people
oopps that photo is really low res
younha has a r eally pretty voice
yes she does i like this a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yk9dPdJ5O0
i liek supersonicv and subsonic the albums
average and franz drinking
who else
Im boring i never drink
I was only gonna drink a little but I drank a lot more
cute bohy http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1468376770851.jpg
I'm boring nd I drink all the time
not tonight though
Earth: The Oldest Computer
should I sleep there is nnothing to do and no one to talk to
me in the middle ì•„ë‚´ on the right.
me behind ready to rape both
i dont want to be raped
you dont get to decide that
fucking bb (binnieboy) in his tight bp (boypussy)
I can fight back prettyh well you know
youre a manlet who weighs less than 68 kg
well i dont know if you are a manlet but i am pretty strong...
even if I am not 68kg I can bite and kick
i have a gun
ok I won't resist then
i would let you bite me...
I'll bite hard then steal your gun!
my gun is attached to my body...
barret...
roommate has a gun..
I don't get it do you mean your muscles
and I just realized how will I bite ytou if y ou held me down :/
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CUM TRIBUTES
WANNA SEE SOME PRETTY KGIRLS DRENCHED IN CUM
i want a girl to bite on my cock and suck out all the cum from my balls
someone else is talking for me i dont have a gun...
they are anot here nor do they belon ghere
>>4072818
you don't have a hard dick that shoots cum?
oh you have no gun
anyways...........
anyways what...
>>4072822
fuck off, go start a livejournal for your boring ass blogging
anyways I'm getting sleepy
go to sleep then...
I dont want to I want to continue talking
dont go to sleep then...
what if he surprises you in your sleep...
oik I wont but I will get in bed anyways and what kind of surprise omo
choronge
>>4072806
the discord
surprise butt sex
>>4072963
give me the link
or better post them here
>>4072865
you fuck off retard
>>4072978
https://discord.gg/6nZzm
I would rather have someone lube me up than have them go in dry as a surprise.
i like coming to this thread and talking poop to you guys sometimes i dont even know where a korea is
what
SO CUM ON CUM ON CUM ON
:))
:D
sha sha sha
is the criteria for your song of the year just wahtever you listened to the most or do you do something different?
because i listened to dumbdumb hundreds of times
shut up retard
>>4073074
nice
you shut it>>4073694
why do you reply like this faggot >>4073793
Does anyone consider "gook" to be racist? After learning that it just means "person," it doesn't seem offensive at all.
She said she likes me. Now I can't sleep. Ahhhhhhh.
>>4074127
Send her pics of your dick idiot.
>>4074136
I'll surprise her tomorrow!
thats how i felt
isnt it a good feeling
It's the best feeling, Avg...
i honestly couldn't stop smiling all day, i should remember that feeling.
especially since i was so nervous about saying about how i felt first.
>>4074241
Wait how old are you? Are you still in high school?
i'm 22
but i never went to high school so i missed out on the 4 most important years of social development you can have
>>4074262
Well who is this lucky girl and how did you meet her?
he's talking about tab, they are in a relationship now
>>4074300
L M F A O
dont laugh..
>discorders orbit tab and tay for months
>get nowhere
>average goes after her for a week
>dating
a god
i forgot how good i was at basketball
i wish i wasnt a 5'9 white kid
a new cute
love is in the air and my fuckin head hurts
oooh baby fuck me hard
post japanese ass
>>4076269
thats my gf
I am very lonely
>>4076344
gay fag idiot
a big japanese ass
Let's be a little less lonely.
>>4076491
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am stuck in the middle with you
Today will be a great day.
/cgl/ is an interesting board
>>4075433
>good at sports
average is a fucking chad and normie
>>4078256
can you stop repeating the same thing over and over again for every post for weeks and weeks on end
thanks
>can you stop repeating the same thing over and over again for every post for weeks and weeks on end
that's what goes on here
>>4078297
average gets to do it so will i
>>4078199
youre not a girl jackson
Where the fuck are the fucking cum tribs you fucking assholes?
>>4078944
in my tribute folder
>>4078822
What does that have to do with anything
>>4079046
you don't cosplay nor are you a girl. what business do you have being on cgl?
inb4 orbiting the girls
>>4079068
I can do whatever I want
You can do whatever you want to me.
Shut up
>>4079144
you can't be handsome
Hehe...
>>4079221
Or have a good personality
Or dunk a basketball
Or have friends
Rip
all things average has ...
yujin made me cum again
Average is a manlet he cant dunk
spud webb
Was an incredible athlete
Muggsy Boguessss.
he couldnt dunk
Meme player
Implying his 55" vertical in 2k isn't realistic.
People are yelling on the train
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