/sug/ - Steven Universe General
All Filler Edition
Previous: >>3973056
>Steven’s Summer Adventure begins with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18, continuing “every weeknight through the summer”
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Hey Anon your request is done.
Other requests are still in the works.
Don't rush me they are shitty as it is.
Angel.
First for Connie's big sexy tits
Here we go again.
Good night, /sug/. Love you.
>>3983558
Shit, did my phone convert that gif to a jpg? That sucks.
>>3983571
But I just woke up. Please stay and play with me.
>>3983580
Anon, I really need to get to bed. How bad do you want me to stay up?
>>3983543
but anon she doesn't have tits. she's a delicious flatty
tried writing a theory for another fandom.
Man, Jojo fags are assholes
>>3983603
Are there any good Lewds of her?
>>3983601
Oh it's fine, you need some rest. Go ahead.
>>3983619
I can stay if you want, I'm sure I can function on a few hours of sleep. I'll stay for you.
Good night /sug/
sleep tight
>>3983558
First time I've ever made thread.
Now i feel obligated to read every post.
>fuck
>>3983667
Jesus christ. What the fuck is that thing?
It's officially Becky Sucrose's birthday today! Say happy birthday to our kind overlord, she is now a whole 29 years old.
>>3983686
BRING BACK JASPER, YOU JEW WHORE
>>3983651
No it's really okay. I was just gonna play some videogames anyway. Rest peacefully and may your dreams be filled with your waifu, ily.
>>3983686
Why do black women look so ugly?
>>3983697
Do not bully Sugar, especially not on her birthday
>>3983681
It's like you haven't seen the green meme gremlin before.
She's been on the show for over a year now.
>>3983675
Well, if thats the case, I love Steven's big sexy sweaty man titties
>>3983698
Thank you, anon, I actually need that sleep. Have fun with what you're doing.
>>3983719
But the eyes. The claws. The way I was reading that comic is that that thing isn't actually the real peridot which is why you see 'what" coming off from the side when he calls for her.
>>3983710
That's Estelle, she is awesome and not ugly
>>3983710
Rebecca isn't black
>>3983726
You and me both, buddy. You and me both.
>>3983686
Ayy
>>3983726
Don't worry Anon I read it, and thats great.
I'm happy you find some pleasure in this crazy world.
Personally I really like Opal.
Can't really tell you why, but I do.
Can't tell if I want her as a mom or a gf.
>>3983752
>>3983751
Estelle is ugly though. Look at that head shape.
y'all saw the new mystery mini exclusives?
>>3983752
Please don't be mean to her, it's her special day when she was born! She is very pretty and good at art and singing
>>3983792
She is beautiful to me
>>3983811
Can you say something to make me feel better ?
We're back, baby!
>>3983864
You are very special to me, even though I've never met you and I care about you. Keep on being you and work as best as you can for your dreams!
I'm late as fuck what was the reaction to Bismuth?
>>3983941
She is fugly, but has a nice personality
>>3983941
>not pretty
>annoying
>being black
>the Illuminati sucks cock
>why was she bubbled?
>can she go back?
most peoples reaction
>>3983941
She's the annoying type of black and not the cool type of black like Garnet
>>3983857
>peri's hips
>both their slim figures
perfection
POST A SONG FOR/ABOUT A GEM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OktB-qEOiXA
>>3983941
I liked them but I still have many questions.
>>3983941
Definitely evil.
>meet pearlfag a week ago
>jokingly say Ill be his pearl
>Adds me on skype
>Immedietly realize we have everything in common
>Fall for eachother really hard
>Feel like we should feel dumb but we cant manage it
Pearlfags are MADE for each other. This show is a secret dating service. Find an anon who likes the same gem , its foolproof. And if it aint well, suicide is always an option.
>>3983967
>but has a nice personality
Don't let her appearance fool you she's going to turn out to be as nice as hypothermia.
>>3984341
When are you gonna breathe cigarette breath in my face and call me a dumb faggot while you pin me down and fuck me
>>3984403
This anon is a certified dumbass.
>>3984237
Alright sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hT3oDDf6c
>>3984237
This is what Yellow and Blue Pearl sing before going to sleep every night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSAWiTJsjc
>>3984341
i love pearl but everyone still hates me
>>3984341
>>3984403
I guess there's someone out there for everybody, huh?
>>3984403
>cigarette
Get with the times, we vaping now.
http://sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/
full details of Steven Universe at SDCC. Live music and exclusive previews.
10:15am-11:45am PT 22nd July
Guess we should add this to OP?
>>3984460
Have you tried being a faggot?
Worked for me.
>>3984403
>no one to smoke with and blow smoke at each other
>>3984565
i tried but it just made the people that tolerate me hate me
Will they dance for real?
>>3984237
Pearl singing to Rose
Me singing to Opal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPeJMoms_Ag
>>3984613
Probably towards the end of the episode.
>>3983686
That guy on far left looks like Draco Malfoy.
>>3984613
Yes, they'll do it for her.
>>3984613
m-maybe later
I'd be very disappointed if they don't
>>3984613
Probably but it's not gonna be a romantic dance. Just a conciliatory dance. Then the Rose arc will be terminated and she can finally find someone else.
I swear to god they better end that arc in this episode.
>>3984708
In the environment they're in, it'll be hard for it not to come off as romantic if they did.
>>3983941
She was bubbled for a reason senpai, she's either decaying slowly (as radioactive materials do) or she's a crazy bitch that just so happens to be useful sometimes.
>>3984737
It would be easy. Just have them not blushing and looking into each others eyes longingly. Just a bunch of laughing, maybe passing her off to Steven for a spin and then back to Greg. Keep it fun, keep it light.
>>3984237
Peridorito:
https://youtu.be/gJ7oZkSL0qs
>>3984755
I'd take that over nothing, but I really hope Steven isn't involved
>>3984755
That'll just make it look like they're already married.
>>3984813
>grilled cheese sandwich
>man
>>3984708
>finally find someone else
Honestly Greg is the best option if Pearl wanting to fall for someone else, who else is there? Amethyst? Mayer fucking Dewey?
>>3984955
Marty when he comes back
>>3984955
What is with this retarded meme of Greg finding another lover?
It's a crack ship, literally. They have shown no attraction towards one another at all, and I don't think Greg needs or wants another lover. Pearl wants someone but that someone is gone so once she reconciles that she can find someone else. Amethyst is probably the canon ending.
>>3985016
Amethyst is getting Peridot mate
>>3985053
No, green isn't only meant for blue.
>>3985110
Pearl and Amethyst doesn't feel right at all. Amethyst is like that angsty self loathing teenager and Pearl is responsible, motherly adult, Pearl and Garnet pretty much raised her.
>>3984341
>accepting anything less than the one and only Pearl
>not willing to live a life of asceticism while waiting for Pearl
You're no Pearlfags. You're just two gayfags who like Pearl.
>>3985204
>pearl
>responsible
>>3984341
Or find someone who likes the gem you hate, it works too.
>>3984755
>maybe passing her off to Steven for a spin
That's probably gonna end with them fusing.
>>3985204
Yeah but the opposites attract meme.
>>3977536
>link to full NSWF image
>it's the link to a thumbnail
sasuga, coconut
>>3984955
Are you on drugs or do I have to explain yet again why Jaspearl objectively makes the most sense out of any Pearl ship?
It won't happen, of course, but it's the best option by far.
>>3985553
Not that anon but I would like to hear it.
>>3980987
Really hope they become close friends after the episode.
>>3985569
1: On a surface level there is totally the basis of a physical attraction. We know full well that Pearl likes big gals, and we know Pearl herself is thought to be quite pretty and fancy by Homeworld standards, and thus to someone like Jasper.
2: This is a very minor point, but it seems they both appreciate the actual "art" of combat to some degree, in a way the other gems we know do not.
3: Pearl's whole arc up to this point has been about learning her own self-worth- and for the most part that's been a success. However the biggest hurdle she still has is moving on from Rose. Being able to actually participate in a healthy relationship without feeling like she's betraying or replacing Rose would be a massive step.
4: The love Pearl held for Rose was near-worship, and if it was of questionable health when she was alive, it's unquestionably unhealthy now that's she's passed. The important distinction here is that Jaspearl would perfectly build on the character development we've already gotten with Pearl. She would stick up for herself- not be subservient as she was with Rose.
5: Jasper needs someone to call her out on her bullshit. Pearl needs someone to yell at who won't back down or get their widdle fweelings hurt at her occasional bossiness.
6: It would give a different flavor to both Jasper's redemption and her place among the group in comparison to the other Homeworld gem's respective redemptions.
7: For all Pearls development, she's still a worrier. Having someone as stubborn as Jasper be able to reassure her in times of distress would be good.
8: I like it.
Can any of you post these images again?
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>>3985675
I'm okay with just friends.
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>>3985770
It'd be really great if they became more than just friends.
WHAT WOULD THE GEMS HAVE DONE WITH THE TIME PIECE!?
>>3985850
Self-cest?
>>3985850
Bring Rose back while Steven gets to keep his Gem.
>>3985866
The time stream would be destabilized though, Steven would have to keep the TP on him at ALL times, just to keep from ceasing. I imagine a visit to the past, but there would be no way that they could bring Rose to the future without screwing things up.
>>3985876
I think the way time-travel works in SU, specifically, would allow them to bring Rose into the future. Steven managed to bring 3 copies of himself into the future.
>>3985876
This, the only reason why that visit to the first EP didn't change anything was because they destroyed the time thingy back in the past stopping all of its shenanigans.
>>3985899
Each had their own version of the time piece though, that's a big factor here and probably the only reason why it worked.
>>3985837
No it fucking wouldn't. He's an ugly fat bald bastard. There is nothing enticing about him other than that HE HAS A BIIIG HEART :3333. He needs to shave, lose some fucking weight, and grow a fucking backbone and stop letting his son get pussified and out-masculinated by Connie.
why did /sug/ moving from /co/ to /trash/
>>3985908
Agreed, wish there would have been some more shenanigans, like going back in time to get more cookie kat before they stopped being made.
>>3984230
nah thats a hole in the top of the shoe, look at the other one
>>3985932
>pearlfagmad
You're a funny guy Anon.
>>3985948
>Bill on one foot and YD on the other
Yeeeeeeeees~
Can any of you post these images again?
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>>3983163
since it's my bday today, i feel good for once in my life, and i just want to hug peri for right now
>>3985998
Steven will.
>>3985995
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3973056
>>3984975
Is there any more of this?
Source?
>>3986099
Just done by an artist on the flockdraw a year or more ago.
>>3986117
More of this Greg is bottom nonsense.
What is wrong with you people? Can the man be a top? Just once?
>>3986088
none of them are archived
I wouldn't be asking if they were
check before you give people wrong informations
>>3986127
>Can the man be a top?
How is that possible when there's two men?
mic check mic check?
>>3986197
why don't you check these dubs
>>3986222
fuck
>>3986227
>he doesn't know how to get dubs on slow-posting hours
>>3986222
THOSE NUMBERS!
what's /sug/'s biggest ever get? i know for sure we've had quints
Pearlven?
>>3986336
>Suddenly, the Gem in his clit
Steven's a futa?
>>3986294
pendejo
Can any of you post these images again?
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>>3986322
Why the fuck does Steven look like a girl.
Holy fuck just get him a boy haircut. Enough with the long hair, long hair looks retarded on men.
>>3986396
No it doesn't.
>>3986396
Suck seven dicks you faggot.
>>3984341
You fucking faggot you keep posting about this all the time
>>3986396
Long hair can look good
But that type of long hair doesn't.
>>3986431
I've never seen long hair look good. It always looks ratty and unprofessional. Like a stoner.
>>3986450
Long hair doesn't have to look professional to be good.
>>3986450
You're one of those Japanese salarymen who go out of their way to look boring and unremarkable aren't you?
>>3986450
>being such a mess of a person that you can't even brush your hair
I want Jasper to become queen of watermelon island by using all of the watermelon stevens (even the men and children) as personal onaholes.
>>3986460
Well if somebody is not able to look professional then I automatically attribute to them all the negative connotations of not being professional. Drug user. Dirty. Unkempt. Irresponsible.
>>3986481
What about like this?
>>3986500
Holy autism Batman!
>>3986524
And this?
>>3986547
That doesn't look bad, and the beard is cool.
>>3986547
I look at this and see a bum.
>>3986500
You consider /trash/ a professional board, eh
>>3986568
Steven isn't a bum, he's a Crystal Gem.
>>3986568
A pretty cool bum
>>3983538
If you're still around, thank you very much! It's pretty much exactly what I pictured! We've missed each other by about an hour twice now, I do hope that you see this.
>>3986555
I don't think I many more examples of Steven with long hair that doesn't look to similar to Rose's hair.
I
Here's Amethyst.
>>3986740
What a turd
>>3986740
There she is!
http://ihateyourship.tumblr.com/post/147128187440/if-this-is-the-same-bismuth-heres-why-i-dont
>>3986805
I like it
>>3984237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_emq_NzO7H8
The second one in particular works so well, I half-believe that it inspired Rose's character to some degree.
slow thread is slow
very slow
too slow
slow
I wonder if there are threads in /co/
>>3986917
it's a shitposty one if you're into that
>>3986805
Interesting read, but I don't think I want Bismuth to turn evil. I want her to stay a Crystal Gem like Peridot, she's not a part of the main four (Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl) but she supports them and appears from time to time, but less so than Peridot considering Bismuth's VA is a guest star.
>>3986805
i hope she turns out to be an asshole, please sugar
>>3986740
QT 3.14
BUT WHAT IF HIS
>>3987074
MASSIVE
>everyone has forgotten we are about to get 10-15 town episodes
>>3987099
I haven't forgotten
But it's better than nothing
>>3987099
They're gonna be fun. Stay mad, faggot.
>>3987099
No we're not, stop whining
>>3987099
There's like 8 max from the leaked episode list, it looks like Peridot and Lapis could be in a lot of them anyway, and a lot of those titles could be ruses.
>>3987099
Yeah, and?
Steven Universe is a fun show stay mad faggot, most of the townie episodes are good with fun jokes.
>>3987099
>he isn't anticipating the Townie Tactical
>>3987227
Fuck off. I'd rather have 10 consecutive Peridot episodes than a single townie or Connie one.
That's fun. This is just a slog through uninteresting boring bullshit.
>>3987254
>Not liking at least Open Book and Sworn to the Sword.
I don't get the Connie hate, she's had some great episodes.
>>3987254
I'm sorry you feel that way
[spoiler]jk i dont[/youcantspoilerontrash]
>>3987273
It's a meme.
>>3987273
memes
>>3987273
Not that anon, and I liked those episodes, I don't "hate" Connie, but I don't find her interesting
So, is Bismuth black-coded or not?
>>3987436
But Greg and Pearl can't fuse.
>>3987438
She's mammy-coded.
>>3987436
>Greg "fuses" with Pearl
>now Steven has a sister
Yes
>>3987441
But what if they actually could and Rose just sucked at it?
>>3987438
No, she's not a human.
>>3987438
nigger-coded
>>3987454
I think that Rose and Pearl fusing right in front of Greg kind of disproves that one.
>>3987454
The show would jump the shark.
I want to molest a special needs gem.
>>3987478
Too bad Peridot's not real.
>>3987478
Pearl?
>>3987478
Steven will.
>>3987490
Not Peridot. A different one. She's red.
>>3987499
Ah
Ruby?
>>3987514
One of the Rubies. The one that would be easiest to molest.
>>3987499
No, anon, do not molest the Rubies.
>>3987523
Ah
leggy?
>>3987530
Yes.
>>3987540
Leggy is for Lapis only.
>>3987499
SHE
BURNS
YOUR
PENIS
OFF
>>3987552
Anon have you ever seen asbestos viewed from under a microscope.
Those microscopic needles will turn your dick into a pincushion. Do not do this.
Alright, let me teach you how to actually rape a Ruby
First step: become champion/daemon prince of Slaanesh
Second step: rape the Ruby
See? It's easy
>>3987634
Oh jesus. Uh well I guess I'll just have to convince her to cool down for me. Should be easy enough for a retarded gem.
>>3987682
Slaanesh scares me though. Can't I use something simple like a gun?
>>3987703
That could work too I guess
>>3987552
Amethyst has Peridot.
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5KckytsmPA
>>3988040
Would she lie to have a delightful evenin' with Steven?
>>3988073
yes
>>3988073
No, she would just wait for him to fall asleep like usual.
>>3983872
Casually molesting Jasper
>Drop Beat Dad on Monday.
>Mr. Greg on Tuesday.
>Marty shows up.
>Expected drama with Sour Cream and Vidalia happens.
>Somewhere in the episode it's revealed that Greg's music actually hit it big back in the day.
>Greg didn't know about it from living in Beach City with the CGs when the music really took off.
>Marty forced to give Greg a ton of money in royalties.
>Mr. Greg picks up where Drop Beat Dad leaves off.
The episodes have been running together more since the start of season 2, I can really see this happening.
>>3988172
>Steven finds a bag full of money that washed up on the beach
Guess the plots of The New Lars and Beach City Drift to make them actually interesting
>New Lars is Lars trying to date Lapis who gives no fucks
>Drift is Wacky Races with gems
>>3988223
>Steven poofs Garnet and sells her gems as just a very large ruby and sapphire
>>3988270
At least the second one would be fun.
>>3988270
"Trying to date" implies he got anywhere
How about just "flirt"
>>3988284
>Greg is actually in a coma(since Lapis attacked him thinking he was Bismuth) and dreams of being rich in empire city
>>3988270
>The New Lars is about Lars being replaced by a doppelganger gem, the episode devolves into full body horror when the gem reveals itself.
>Beach City Drift is about Beach City literally drifting out to sea for some reason, and the CGs trying to stop it.
>>3988270
>The New Lars - he has a twin
>Beach City Drift - Peridot builds a car
Holy shit, the thread on /co/ is full of shitposting
There is one guy who is literally saying Bayonetta is tumblr pandering
>>3988270
New Lars is a mind control episode. Steven gets the means to give Lars hypnotic suggestions to curb some bad behavior he's been getting up to, Sadie gets a hold of it and really goes to town on him, but the results quickly backfire or sour on her. Something happens that reverts him back to normal, and everyone is happy he's his regular jerk self again.
>>3988462
>This /sug/ thread has its charm
>Unlike that shitpost ridden /co/
>>3988462
>the thread on /co/ is full of shitposting
Whoa
>>3988462
>That thread that was full of discussion last night that got deleted in favor of that one, which at the time hadn't been responded to in an hour and a half and was full of shitposting and even criticizing the mods.
>>3988462
What the fuck? Bayonetta was made before tumblr became really popular, and she was designed by a woman.
>>3988462
How is Bayonetta tumblr pandering? She's Kamiya's waifu.
>>3988507
He also says that cupcakes pander to tumblr.
>>3988313
The first actually seems plausible
>>3988517
Go ask him >>>/co/84348900
>>3988523
But they came about way before tumblr, or the internet in general even existed.
>>3988172
That would be pretty cool
>>3988545
Go ask the guy on the thread
Check the last replies
>>3988484
>termite infested barn
How dare Pearl trash Peri and Lapis' home.
Maybe they will need to rebuild the barn entirely, if it had a huge hole and a big termite problem and they can build giant robots from scratch... They might as well build something better.
And oh shit, Bismuth commented on the wood structuring of the house! Maybe she's like a construction worker? And she'll apologize to Lapis by building a bigger better base for her and the other HW gem(s)?
>>3988523
>>>/co/84372887
This dense motherfucker
>>3988538
>catwoman, bayonetta, and dragon's crown
>tumblr pandering
L. M. A. O.
>>3988571
oh don't worry. Peridot's going to build a Laboratory and Lapis is going to go
OOOOHH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?
>>3988500
It's almost like they want to keep threads that are full of shitposting so they can point to them and say "See, SU threads bring nothing but shitposting to /co/. Our rules are justified."
>>3988462
>There is one guy who is literally saying Bayonetta is tumblr pandering
I remember that exact discussion on another SU thread one or two months ago lol
/co/ is pure shit nowadays
>try to talk about modern cartoons
>nothing but shitposting
>try to talk about stuff /co/ claims to like Bakshi or Hertzfeldt
>five replies
>try to talk about mainstream cartoons from the 90's and early 00's, which is really the only thing people there care/know anything about
>it's just people repeating jokes from them and waifuposting
>>3988608
Cute
Then there's bull-in-a-china-shop Jasper.
>>3988484
That is backwards and doesn't even rhyme.
>>3988705
>Peri: NO! my LaBOORatory!!
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>3988742
Fast
>>3988757
I've seen this picture on /v/
I want to eat it
>>3988742
bread and chocolate
>>3988729
sorry I ain't no Dr. Sues
>>3988782
It doesn't even look like food
>>3988782
Yup, that's where I got it. don't know what it is but looks like a fancy donut
>tossing around a 2 ton statue
Are all pearls this strong, or has our pearl's centuries of training unlocked extra strength?
Wonder how much PSI a square punch from Jasper can go
>>3988757
How did they get the icing so even?
>>3988797
>This /co/ thread is a bash
>Unlike that shitpost ridden /trash/
Reposting for anyone that didn't save this last night.
>>3988803
have you ever eaten a glazed donut?
>>3988803
That's not gonna stop me
>>3988821
robot?
>>3988823
>some sad motherfucker wrote this
>some sad motherfuckers get off to this
I don't understand how people can get off to words.
Jasper
>>3988878
>He says, while posting in the SU general in /trash/
>>3988894
dead.
>>3988894
fusing
>>3988823
I'd give it an 8/10 even though I didn't read
>>3988917
We must steal either the 9 get or the 4M get
hello steven universe friends im gonna come in here and stay for a little while i hope its okay do you guys like pearl
Had CN on in the background suddenly the TV says "a NEW Steve Universe is up next".
"The fuck?" I says, so I hit the guide button and look at the episode, a generic description, no [new] symbol.
Are these niggas serious?
Episode comes on and its Tiger Millionaire.
Why is CN so fucking dumb?
>>3988936
Pearls
>>3988945
No fuck off
>>3988945
I like her with Steven.
>>3988945
I like Pearl. She's not my favourite gem but she's neat. Also Rainbow Quartz is a cutie.
>>3988956
A NEW Steve Universe rerun marathon* is up next!
>>3988958
im sorry is there a character youd like me to post i like to post a cute picture in my posts because theyre nice
>>3988945
Pearl is ok
looking forward to her dancing with Greg
>>3988945
I love Pearl.
>>3988980
She's also dead, like Rose.
>>3988989
Me too. But more than you.
>>3988981
what is this one called?
>>3989000
There's still best gem to remedy that, anon.
>>3988956
How hard did you shit?
>>3989002
That's okay there are hundreds of pearls.
>>3988989
>loving a piece of shit like Pearl
Says a lot about you.
>>3989013
>steven best gem
Fuck off. He's almost as bad of a character as Connie.
>>3986615
No problem Anon.
I saw the other posts, but the threads where always about to die when I did.
>>3989009
Amethyst is Awesome according to TV Guide. Also we're getting a marathon every day from now until the new episodes air.
>>3989021
i think shes cute
>>3988982
No fuck off
>>3989021
I actually love Lapis more.
>>3988902
It's easy.
http://pastebin.com/RzMuYn7p
http://pastebin.com/RzSxXPL3
http://pastebin.com/g90PaZSM
>>3989045
Good taste anon.
what the hell the thread looks structurally different
I know I'm 3 hours early but what the fuck are some /co/ anons back or something?
>>3989033
>He doesn't believe in Steven
I'm stopping you right there.
>>3989045
lapis is cute even though she is kind of rude
>>3989051
You got any more futa fics?
You guys are always arguing about waifus, but we can all agree that young Greg is best husbando right?
>>3989036
Well I'm really glad that you saw, thanks again!
>>3989060
Oh god if that fat little faggot every tried doing one of those stop don't fight lines on me I'd just punch him out.
>>3989033
But he is the best Gem. He's cute, he's funny, and he has the biggest potential and manages to retain his childlike innocence despite all the pressure he has.
>>3989074
Just those three.
>>3989039
sounds like CN has some good taste then
I mean Amethyst is the best Gem
>>3989075
I like adult Steven but Young Greg is also prime husbando material.
>>3989056
>implying people don't go to both /trash/ and /co/
>>3989056
>the thread looks structurally different
How so?
>>3989081
>he's cute
Obese retarded children aren't cute
>he's funny
Not really. Characters like Peridot are far funnier.
>biggest potential and manages to retain his childlike innocence despite all the pressure he has.
Yeah, he's dull.
Fuck Steven.
>>3989073
Lapis is a sweetheart. She's just been through tough times.
>>3989075
Young Greg was pretty hot
I can see why Rose, Amethyst and Vidalia all thought he was really hot
>>3985948
I know what it is anon.
But it still looks like it's in pain.
>>3989056
Not enough dick girls for you?
>>3989013
But it'll be a different Rainbow Quartz, it won't be the same.
>>3989090
people love cunts
>>3989033
DELETE THIS
>>3989116
its just gonna get worse for her, with Bismuth returning
>>3989090
Pearl is best character, Lapis is the cutest gem and she is a victim. Plus they're the cutest/most attractive gems. It's not hard to see why people love them the most.
stevidot NOW
>>3989140
>Plus they're the cutest/most attractive gems
Wrong.
>>3989165
Alright fine Peridot is up there too.
But no others.
>>3989145
sorry but Peridot belongs to Amethyst
What would be a better way to die?
>Failed attempt to flirt with a gem
>zika virus
>>3989056
i am from a different thread on trash its not very fun right now so i came here sorry o hope its ok
>>3989189
Slapping Jasper's fat ass
>>3989189
Depends on the gem
A punch from Garnet could kill you and it would probably be painless
>>3989138
ikr, poor Lapis
>>3989099
that I didn't mean to imply. the implication was that some anons that were gone are back
>>3989125
>>3989109
it's hard to pin down since I don't make screenshots of threads or look at the archives.
but I haven't seen mad libs anon in a while, the rythm of image/textposts feels different and the content of text and images is in some ways more coherent, focused.
>>3989039
>a new marathon starting from Amethyst Is Awesome today
>until July 18 when the new eps start
Just how many marathons do they have named and planned out?
We saw that Misseps leaked marathon and shorts list. The most important looking ones were Lapis's Lament, Jasper'r Corruption, and Bismuth.
Obviously Bismuth won't be a marathon before then, but what about the other two? Is there a marathon schedule?
>>3989189
the zika virus doesn't kill people
it just messes up infants in the womb
>>3989075
Regardless of age, Greg is the best husbando!
>>3989195
No fuck off
>>3989195
Nah, it's okay. You're welcome here anytime.
>>3989090
>funny how the interesting and morally ambiguous assholes get the most love
Not really surprising, that's why I love them. I expect people to blow their shit when Jasper comes up.
>>3983872
I miss cricket. I wish I could get on the discord!
>>3989195
personally I welcome everyone until further notice.
enjoy your stay
>>3989226
>Murdercock universe
>Yellow Diamond gets pregnant and dies
>>3989265
Fuck no off
Guys I'm starting to worry that Marty won't actually be returning in Drop Beat Dad at all
>>3989226
Greg is garbage.
>fat
>retarded
>ugly
>has to work outside like a laborer in the sun and is perpetually tanned/damaging his skin
>failed musician
>dresses like a bum
>letting his son become a woman
>letting his son be raised by 3 lesbian moms
>owns a shitty carwash that has no employees and he has even had Steven, child labor, work there
>homeless
>annoying as fuck
>beta
>no backbone
>ugly beard
>ugly hair
>he's a "buddy" dad instead of a real dad. If he was a real dad Steven wouldn't be so fucking fruity.
FUCK GREG
FUCK GREG
FUCK GREEEEG
>>3989292
Anon
In this show
Men
Are usually
Worse than women
Accept it
>>3989292
Of all the human characters Greg is my least favorite.
>>3989115
Steven isn't obese or retarded, he's a bit chubby but he is exercising and training more, and he's getting homeschooled by the Gems.
He's gotten much funnier recently, he was pretty hilarious during Steven Floats.
How is that dull? He and the other Gems have got Homeworld on their doorstep but he's still happy and cheerful.
>>3989217
I'm excited for the lapis one, mostly because more lapis and a lament usually implies A FUCKING SONG
>>3989292
>>3989307
I'm not gonna let you or any innocent child get programmed by Sugar.
i need art of someone fucking her gem
>>3989290
It'd be nice if he comes back, sees Sour Cream doing a gig and becomes his manager.
I want to shoot those watermelon Stevens with a rifle
>>3989348
But anon
First
I'm not a child
And second
I can differentiate between fiction and real life
>>3989356
without even realizing that Sour Cream is his son
Ahoy mates, me and Ameth are done because of what she did, so i kinda wanna share you guys a stevidot fic i wrote for her and changed around
http://pastebin.com/KkZvdPLx
I'm doing fine, and let me know if you liked the fic, its nice for it to actually get some love for once rather than have it rot in the corner with smoeone who doesn't even appreciate me anymore
Anyway, let me know what you think of it and what your fav parts are.
Enjoy!
>>3989259
>>3989248
thank you you're very nice
>>3989226
>>3989075
Greg is good but he's no Suitcase Sam
>>3989270
sounds like the gem equivalent of true slut adventures
Surasshu has said in the past that Jasper's instrument is synth drums.
Will her instrument change with a ~change of heart~? Not that there's anything particularly dark about what she had.
>>3989382
What did she do
>>3989140
>and she is a victim
pffffttttt
>>3989372
Yeah but children cannot. They're gonna think acting feminine and being a pacifist and being fat is all TOTALLY OKAY as long as you have a biiiiiig heart. Do you want this future?
Do you want the next generation of boys to be traps by age 12????
>>3989333
I just need someone to confirm whether there's a marathon schedule or not. Lapis Lament might be old
>>3989410
But anon
That
Isn't going to happen
>>3989253
>implying the show has explored Lapis as a morally ambiguous character at all
We both know she's only popular because she's cute
>>3989405
but Amethyst is already the drummer we don't need two drummers
>>3989410
>Do you want the next generation of boys to be traps by age 12?
Where do I sign up?
>>3989352
Whens Mahvel
>>3989406
Yesterday she openly admitted that she wanted to cuck one of my best friends and how she basically said that i bore her as well and other things and it got me really depressed and i drank and got drunk and then broke up with her.
Fun times
>>3989410
>>Do you want the next generation of boys to be traps by age 12
Yes
>>3989487
Women
Not even once
>>3989487
>>3989382
>avatarfagging
>blogging
>being """depressed""" about breaking up with a gf
Fucking normies.
>>3989487
That sucks, I wish you the best of luck coping. And if you need to talk, I'm here for you. Love you, man.
>>3989441
They are both Quartz soldiers from the same kindergarten probably, it could be a shout out to that. Trap-like voice samples in Jasper's theme in The Return and Ame's part in the Alex fusion song had those voice clips much more prominent
But yeah we do need variety.
>>3989525
ironically you just described a mix of /b/ and /r9k/ except many are """depressed""" as you put it because >no gf
>>3989525
An Internet GF.
He's no normie
>>3989569
Not that anon but having an internet GF makes you a normie too
>>3989522
>>3989533
Thanks mates, i kinda already got over it when i got drunk because i cired a shit ton last night and got it out of my system and im feeling much better now.
But thanks you guys, hopefully i can get back into my writing and maybe start doing requests again soon.
>>3989583
Just as bad if not worse
>>3989584
whos your favorite gem anon
>>3989569
>>3989577
>internet girlfriend
>>3989039
Cool, all three Amethyst episodes in a single marathon!
>>3989584
That's good. Take care, Beef.
>>3989577
>>3989569
I remember a time when "normalfag" was an actually meaningful term before all these disgusting robots, feelfags and foreveralones ruined it for everyone else.
What will you feed Pearl?
>>3989623
The definition of normalfag varies between boards and chans
>>3989607
I like Peridot, Garnet, and Amethyst.
For fusions i like Opal
>>3989622
Thanks man, hope you have a great day
>>3989626
A knuckle sammich
Are the spears and helmets the Jaspers had in the SOW flashback gem weapons? Is that possible? They disappeared when they poofed
>>3989646
here is a cute picture of two of those characters i hope you are alright skeleton friend
>>3989646
I love you Beef
Jasper and especially Lapis need to hustle
>>3989639
I know, but the robot definition is starting to drown all others out, at least 4chan wide, which to me is reason enough to scold it's usage.
>>3989762
Tell me, what was the original meaning of normalfag?
wow look at what someone did
>>3989789
Put back the rainbow hair and it's literally better
>>3989789
It's just Ronaldo now.
>>3989734
>>3989727
Thanks guys, you don't have to do this for me.
I will be taking requests soon and i would gladly here from you mates, but anyway im off, i just wanted to let you guys knows whats wat since you guys don't really browse the discord which is fine and understandable
Anyway, hope you guys have a good day
>>3989789
She looks way worse now. I kind of like regular Bismuth, she looks pretty good.
>>3989757
has lapis really never cried? really??
>>3989789
HAHAHA
Fucking great
>>3983686
Happy birthday, ya low level Jew.
>>3989827
Tears? I don't think so.
>>3989827
this isn't accurate she cries a fuckton
>>3989820
thank you skeleton friend
>>3983686
Happy Birthday, keep Steven awesome.
>>3989824
And I thought Jasper was going to be the least feminine gem. Boy was I wrong. That's literally a man.
>>3989824
I hate Bismuth's face shape, it looks weird and too masculine. I know the gems are technically monogendered, but still, couldn't they have TRIED to not make her ugly as shit? I hate the headband too, it doesn't look right at all. Like, where the hell are her ears? You should be able to see them if she has her hair pulled back like that. And the apron shit is retarded, she is a warrior not a fucking chef.
At least her rainbow hair is cool.
>>3989872
Jasper's going to be the least feminine that sticks around.
>>3989789
Why remove the rainbow hair though, it's not like that's a nigger thing
>>3989872
No, that's literally a Gem.
>>3989887
>And the apron shit is retarded, she is a warrior not a fucking chef
How do we know she's a warrior? Maybe she's a builder, or a carpenter.
>>3989780
I can't claim to know the absolute primordial definition or interpretation of the word. People used to argue for hours on end about it for as long as I can recall.
The one I personally was the most fond of boils down to a person that is not accustomed to the levels of deviation from societal norms as they are custom on 4chan (back then, from my experience, especially /b.). The inability to cope with goreposting, slurs, and all kinds of depravity was what made you a normalfag. just like a moralfag is a moralfag because they preach a moral standard in a place where these topics do not belong, a _normal_fag is a person making the same mistake with social norms and constructs.
>>3989888
What's not feminine about Jasper
>long full hair
>big bust...in some shots
>waist
>big hips and thick thighs
>pretty eyes
>plump lips
The only non traditionally feminine thing about her is her doorway busting shoulders, arms, and hands
>>3989914
I'm assuming she's a warrior from the flashback with Lapis
>>3989940
She's a carpenter who nailed her own finger just moments before, so she took out her anger on the nearest Lapis like any decent person would do
If Bismuth ends up being evil how is Tumblr going to react?
>>3989846
>>3989853
I really have the feeling there was a time.
anyone with a better memory got an example episode/screenshot? I'd have to go through all of the lapis eps again
>>3990001
Like how they react with every good LGBT+ character becoming evil, however they react to that.
>>3990001
That's not important
What's important is
Will we steal the get?
>>3990001
They will continue to suck Sugar's non-existent cock.
Maybe a few 15 year olds will blog about how it hurt them personally or something. Anons underestimate just how much of tumblr is made up of literal children
>>3990008
Even when she was struggling with Jasper or when she was telling Steven her story, she didn't cry.
Maybe she forgot how after spending thousands of years in a mirror.
>>3989824
i want to fuck bismuth
>>3990032
Ksuriuri draws the only fuckable Bismuth.
Salt-Water
>>3990064
Steven will.
>>3990128
>Preg
>saltwater
pearl ships are comedy diamonds
>>3990128
Tap-Water.
>>3990128
Best.
>>3990157
This is a cute Bismuth
>>3990008
She hasn't cried yet and probably won't until the end of the series and it'll be over something trivial
>>3990001
>If Bismuth ends up being evil
>If
Anon please, she was bubbled 200 years into a 1000 year war by the leader of that war.
Dindu the Gem is going to be a violent psychopath when dealing with anything other than the Crystal Gems
>>3990200
she loses the leaf steven give her
>>3990128
>>3990189
I like it.
>>3990212
Hype meetings in the future:
>Lapis and Jasper
>Peridot and Jasper
>Steven and Jasper
>Lapis and Bismuth
>Peridot and Connie
The last one less. Thought it's interesting they tucked Peri away fast in Steven's Birthday
>>3990279
>>3990291
>>3990297
>>3990290
Okay this is cute but...
>those man bodies
>gems have no gender
>SUfags take pride in this
>they make one that's masculine but still genderless
>everyone loses their shit
SUfag are always a hoot
Can any of you post these images again?
>>3981401
>>3981448
>>3982494
>>3982596
>>3982630
>>3983069
>>3983082
>>3983095
>>3983103
>>3983114
>>3983120
>>3983128
>>3983145
>>3983148
>>3983151
>>3983158
>>3983163
>>3990290
>tumblr noses
KEK
>>3989228
Steven watches too much of them Chinese cartoons
>>3990290
>stands up
If you have to tell the reader what an action is you've failed at comics
>>3990329
I won't say everyone. Mostly waifu fags and /u/ fags wanting to pine and ship.
>>3990376
Hey you see this?
Steven didn't draw shipping fanart for Amedot.
What does that tell you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
>>3989887
>>3990276
Still waiting for the Lapis/Pearl confrontation
>It's an Onion being a prick episode
>>3990394
http://efdh.tumblr.com/
>>3990423
>it's a "we should've believed in Steven" episode
>>3990415
hi image bitch. i have work for you
>>3990423
I like those episodes.
so what's your opinion on the drawing style of our draw fags?
Shifuto? Scribble? Disco, Mousepad etc.
>>3990433
Thanks
>>3990481
Scribble is a good artist who is great at making art quickly but his style is a little too rigid.
why is steven so fuckable?
>>3990481
Speaking of drawfags someone drew a Peridot eating oreos in a thread not too long ago and i for the life of me can find it on my computer or remember what draw thread it was in.
Anyone have it.
>>3990423
Onion is a real piece of shit
>>3990524
As for mousepad, I think he has a bit of a problem with proportions.
Sometimes the characters are thinner than they should be.
>>3990549
because you like fucking little fat boys
>>3990481
what the heck
evil/halloween alexandrite?
Upcoming episode previews aren't very hype since they're being dumped anyway
>Q&A
High hopes for decent questions
>>3990609
vampire sardonyx I believe
>>3990613
>No Steven Sugar
What is this shit, you can't have a SU panel without Steven!
>>3990636
well I guess it is focused on music
>>3990613
Nowhere it's been said that the previews they'll show there are the same ones from the EW article. The ones from the last few years were always exclusives.
>>3990407
that he has shit taste in OTPs
>>3990481
I love Shifuto's art.
>>3990630
I just realized I called sardonyx alexandrite
fucking names
and that makes sense, thank you
>>3990652
Steven can sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTP9oJn_Oc
>>3990705
Rebecca's older stuff was fucking weird, I love it
>>3990705
God I hate the fucking ukulele.
>>3990831
It hasn't even come out, man.
>>3990831
hey what did the ukulele do to you man
>>3990849
>long hair
Stop
>>3990849
>>3990859
No.
>>3990902
>>3990982
Already?
>>3983941
Wait, what?
>>3990481
Shifu is dead
>>3991637
haroo?
>>3990276
I know most people aren't a big fan of Ronaldo and neither am I, but I'm still looking forward to the day him and Peridot meet. Especially after the whole eco terrorist accusation:
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/124012728571/is-anyone-else-seeing-this-i-was-just-in-the
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/136780963301/a-few-months-ago-i-had-the-honor-of-doing-a
