Dreamland Games 65 -Robobot-
>First whatever
>Robobot spoilers yada yada just play the game already.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDWPSQ-v3s
Adrian Rollini
>>3870874
Yukkuri Reimu
Furry Kirby
>>3870874
Dead Subaru
Izumo Kamiki
Alvin
>>3870874
Birthday Squid
>>3870874
Fujiwara no Mokou
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Eggman-kun
>>3870874
Vampy
Lord Beerus
Sir Carrot
Furseiseki
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3870874
Jians
Sheamus
Makina Irisu
>>3870846
I was already thinkin' 'bout it bein' a picture perfect plan!
>>3870874
Specter
Sanae Kochiya
HYAAH
Rottytops
>>3870868
Like what?
The Dinkster
Junkrat
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
Haise Sasaki
Jack Spicer
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3870874
Ramlethal Valentine
Mii Swordfighter
Wasp
Julion Alvarez
Kiira
Ruby Rose
tfw
Hitler
Sesame Akane
>>3870916
You eat chicken?
>>3870909
>>3870934
>>3870938
Ready to swat some big ass wasps with Ol' Sheamus, little one?
The Snow Man!
>>3870950
>sir carrot
>furfag
hes a fucking carrot
I can take 10 more for a 48
>>3870950
I can assure you that I am not, that!
>Yfw Megatron is Ahri lol
>>3870990
Spike
>>3870990
Yukkuri Sanae
>>3870990
Slime Rapist
>>3870990
Fox CIA
Endo
>>3870959
WASPS RULE
>>3870969
YEAH
Vic Viper
>>3870985
I forgot to add vegfag
vegetables are for fags
>>3870990
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3870990
Snow Leopard
>>3870990
Furfag panthers
>>3870990
Deskflipmeme
>female
>>3871020
>vegetables are for fags
What are you, seven?
>>3871004
You kidding right?
Marcus Holloway
>>3871010
Suu a cute!
i love myself a good meme
>>3870990
Sunset
>>3871002
Olaf > You
>>3871068
Give this woman who fights the right cause my spot.
>>3871082
>>3871068
Looks good.
>>3871075
Damn, what do you eat then? Besides humans.
>>3870969
I'd be up for that but I have to get goin'. I forgot I had some food waitin' for me, I can already hear Sachi screamin' my name. Sorry dumdum!
>She starts runnin' away towards her dinner.
>>3870950
>sneak past the furfag detector
>>3871068
Well, crap, just a hair too slow. Ah well.
Afternoon, people.
Shit > Sunset > Your waifu
>>3871068
Looks dandy.
>>3871068
Proceed.
>>3871103
Hey, I don't eat people. He offered me his sword so I tried it.
>Chew chew.
It's really chewy. You should try it.
>>3871104
Y-you can't do this to me! I HATE WASPS EVEN MORE THAN I HATE SETH ROLLINS!
>>3871068
Ugh.
Exchange if there is time.
>>3870930
>>3871114
Her name is Rika.
>>3871109
doesn't that just mean you look too much like a filthy human, why would you ever want that?
>>3871114
Hey, Rika. How's the tank?
>>3871127
No thanks. And you know that's not really a sword, right?
>>3871131
Hey, whoa there. I mean I'm all for giant robots, but.... Well. Thanks, I guess.
>>3871149
Same old, same old, really.
>>3871142
>Holds a folding chair in his hands
No step closer or else it's Mr Whacky here for you!
>Everyone is running away
Uhh okay I guess.
>>3871149
Sorry, meat sword. That's the correct term.
>>3871094
You're too kind Chancellor, thanks.
>>3871117
Why are you so mean to me?
>>3871166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o8QpvkJAMk
>>3871166
Show me the way, little guy
>>3871152
Good to hear.
>>3871166
Time to move out!
>>3871169
It's not that either, lady.
>>3871166
Nothing to be gained here, after all.
>>3871189
Lemme guess, same on your own account, too?
>>3871152
I suppose I should be nice to one of Makoto's friends.
>>3871180
You look unwell.
>>3871177
Clearly, he's just jealous of how great you are.
>>3871189
It doesn't matter. It's not like I'm going to eat this stuff again.
>Chew.
Too chewy and doesn't taste good. And it was small. I'm going to need a coffee.
>>3871198
Really? Ahaha, I guess you could say I've sad a crazy day today! I don't really feel like myself all that much after...you know what, never mind. I don't think you want to be bothered by my problems.
>tfw you nap for the entirety of the day
Fuck.
Some other tributes went to go find Whispy Woods, but they weren't successful. Some other tributes were successful, however. Too bad it isn't good ol' Whispy anymore.
Someone around this place is deciding to burn everyone to a crisp using his Robobot Armor.
Do wasps even have money anyway? How do you take money from a wasp?
>>3871238
>mfw turned down friends and family to go see fireworks so I could sleep
>mfw just woke up
>>3871198
...Thanks.
>>3871238
Wha...what??
>>3871197
Pretty much, yeah.
>>3871215
Good. You probably don't want to know what that actually is or what it's used for.
>>3871238
The hell is a Whispy Woods anyway?
>>3871238
Lemme show you amateurs how it's done.
>>3871139
[Horrifying Realization]
>>3871221
>>3871238
You aint getting me from here, beas -.....Fuck, wasps can fly.
>>3871233
I have nothing else to do.
>>3871256
You do not sound very thankful. Even though you expressed your dislike of being late to a game.
Yfw Megatron is Ahri?
>>3871257
Yep...definitely one of those days. I don't even know why I forced myself to get up.
>>3871270
Just, uh...in a poor mood.
>>3871278
>mfw
>>3871278
who and who
>>3871289
DAMN RIGHT!
>>3871238
>tfw you don't like holidays and aren't bothered by staying inside by still miss your chance to go out to eat with friends
I'm too dead to be dealing with this.
>>3871270
Ah, but you seriously wouldn't want to hear it. It's all silly stuff anyways....way too silly, actually.
But I'm glad you're here, Ramlethal. Speaking to you always makes me feel better.
>tfw you steal a Snow Leopard's stash with another furry and The Dinkster himself
The last thing those few of tributes will hear is "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Panthers are very strong animals, they might've gone and dragged that person into a tree where panthers sleep at night.
Wait, these aren't even panthers I think.
>>3871285
I swear to god. If you ever make the squirrel sad again, I'll find you and kill you, you little shit.
>>3871306
MEME
C
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N
T
E
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>>3871285
You alright?
>>3871309
Hopefully no one will think to look here.
>>3871309
Good zombie music desu
>>3871333
>that thirst
>>3871285
I could not tell. I assume you do not want to talk about it.
>>3871308
I appreciate the comment. I will decide if it was silly.
>>3871305
It's Vraeth and as usual Vraeth is samefagging for attention. Just ignore it.
>>3871333
Sure you will. Piss off.
>>3871350
Like I said, just...one of those days.
>She shrugs uncomfortably
>>3871358
Not particularly....
>>3871333
>tfw people will think this guy is serious
>>3871358
Well...l-let's just say somethings led to another, and this girl and guy were making fun of me because of the size of my manhood, and then a zombie cut it off and ate it. I died from blood loss obviously, but it was really weird.
>>3871309
...Okay, Sunset. I know I am really good looking, but aren't you already hitched with someone? I mean, I don't fancy the idea of Nessie roasting me alive.
>>3871385
what. in the fuck.
>>3871385
This is an accurate representation of a HG drama.
>>3871385
Is that cheese?
>>3871376
Which means some part of you wants to talk about it.
>>3871389
...
>>3871385
...Looks like my shit after I had some of Alberto Del Rio's cooking.
>>3871370
>complains about x attentionwhoring
>says their name thus only adding to it.
Just thought I'd point that out.
OH FUCK, HERE IT COMES.
EVERYONE, GET DOWN
>>3871385
>green barrel = HG community
>liquid = someone mentioning Hoshi
>>3871376
I get you. I won't pry.
>>3871385
>but why
>>3871429
They asked "who?" you fucking retard.
>>3871431
...And there I go.
>>3871434
THIS
>>3871431
JESUS FUCKING TATERS IT'S A SHARK!
>>3871420
Let's...just say Makoto and I stumbled in to a bit of a rough patch.
>>3871435
Er...thanks.
>She forces a smile for a second
>>3871385
What's the practical use of this?
>>3871447
That's the wrong way, doofus.
>>3871436
>silence intensifies
>>3871466
Excuse me? Explain yourself.
>>3871466
...No problem.
>>3871467
Doesn't matter, I'm where I belong.
>>3871429
>that poor attempt at attention whoring
>not minding your own business
It will be funny to watch you get eaten alive by anons
>>3871490
...Is elaboration really needed?
>>3871506
Hehe...kinda weird seeing me like this, huh?
Aaand we got some Coo shenanigans yet again.
>I'm getting slow fuck I gotta pick up the pace.
>>3871490
P-Please say something...
>>3871518
...Who took my laxative drenched tater tots?
>>3871517
...It honestly is. Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
>tfw no cute anime girls
>>3871517
If I am going to comfort her when she gets back, I would need to know the information.
>>3871521
Do you realize how stupid you are sometimes?
.......
>>3871553
not cute
>>3871544
Only ugly people.
>>3871548
You just gonna stand there?
>>3871510
>Minding your own business.
keeping a blind eye to things is how dystopias start and stay. I never get this attention meme, If I really wanted that I'd do far more than reply to anons as literal whos. I'd be like hoshi or booker.
>>3871518
>Soft sigh
>>3871531
Everyone finds it weird when I'm not my typical fiery self. Just, uh...not doing too good with a friend of mine.
>>3871546
Well. Apparently I'm not a very good friend.
>tfw you realize Butter Building is not actually made out of real butter.
>>3871570
Just shut the fuck up Baron
>>3871573
Oh yeah? What happened?
>>3871553
I appreciate the compliment but he does not find me cute.
>>3871573
Ugh. I will just have to be a better one.
Is Shrimp Buddy here? How about Illya? Anyone ~de geso?
>>3871579
...Guess I wasn't hungry anyways.
>>3871587
Me being an insensitive jackass.
>>3871593
She probably deserves better than me anyhow.
Are there any games under $20 in the steam sale worth getting?
>>3871565
......No......
>Surveying the vestibule.
>>3871601
This serving of calamari is so raw. It can still tlak and wa -...What?
>>3871609
Splinter Cell Elite Echelon bundle pack
>>3871608
I worked me arse on preparing these hot potatoes, lady. 'Least you could've tried them!
>>3871579
I'm going to kill you kirby desy
>>3871546
I-I'm well aware of how stupid I am, but I was looking for you to comfort me in ym time of stupidity!
>>3871609
>not playing f2p games and spending literally everything on cosmetic hats
XD
>>3871613
What was that ~de geso?
>>3871609
Xenonaughts
Rebel Galaxy
Bioshock 3 pack
This war of mine
>>3871601
I'm here.
>>3871608
Well you are kinda blunt about things. What'd you say to this friend of yours?
>>3871611
...Alright then.
>>3871609
Terraria
[spoiler]Rabi-Ribi[/spoiler]
VVVVVV
Meat Boy
Isaac Rebirth
100% Orange Juice (If you have friends)
Age of Empires II
Castle Crashers
Skullgirls
>>3871635
It was a joke. Nice costume and hat by the way. It almost convinced me you were a talking squid.
>>3871632
>still playing TF2 when there's Overwatch
kekekekeke
>>3871608
What did you even do?
>>3871631
Instead of killing yourself to stop any pain you would have received for that, you decide to just let it happen until you die.
>>3871580
No. What will you do anon, that you already havent? Even Hoshi is starting to get bored of the stale shitposts and one line memes, and he shitposts entire reply chains. If you bring your a game and roast me I'd just be apathetic and be impressed someone bothered to put that much effort towards a literal who.
>>3871662
>playing overwatch when there's Battleborn
>>3871638
I didn't ask if you were here. Who are you again ~de geso?
>>3871650
I'm not wearink a costume, I'm a squid. Have you seen them or not ~de geso?
>>3871627
Hey, the pink thing's the one who took it all before we had a chance.
>>3871638
>>3871671
Apparently I just...said something that she took as an insult when it wasn't even meant to be one. Can't remember too well.
>>3871647
I swear, if I lose to this stupid head...!
>>3871662
That's like saying
>still playing Street Fighter IV when Mortal Kombat X exists
>>3871662
>Overwatch
topkek
>>3871671
I never said it was my brightest plan, but I was caught up in the confusion of everyone screaming, and in that moment she...stabbed me with a fork, and then chopped it off.
>>3871676
..Squid don't have mouths. Or hands. Or feet. Or tentacles for hair.
They can't talk either. Who are ya tryin' to fool, kid?
>>3871674
Hoshi is half the stale shitposting.
>>3871700
Bolin is the next tier shitposting.
>>3871675
>m8 as much as i like BB let's be honest here. Battleborn was the game executed for Gearbox's sins
Noooooo! Go back and fucking fight Kirby you pussy! He stole your fucking food!
>>3871698
Just answer the question already! Shrimp Buddy and Illya, have you seen them or what ~de geso?
>>3871676
The name's Alvin, kid.
>>3871681
Ah, that happens to me sometimes too. You should try getting her a gift or something so she knows you're sorry. And try to find out what you said wrong so you know not to do it again.
>>3871681
That's because you were too busy mumbling stuff inside your shopping cart you call a tank!
>>3871703
>Bolin
I miss Kane
>>3871700
I agree anon. he's doing it as a shallow attempt at irony
>>3871726
Same here.
>>3871726
Kane was JC Denton
And if you want to see him, all you have to be is a girl in an university
He'll come one day to fuck you
>>3871681
Thank you for nothing.
>>3871696
I reiterate that you are a complete moron.
>>3871726
>Same
>>3871727
No he's just shitposting his standards out there. No irony involved.
>>3871713
'The hell's a shrimp buddy? And Illya? short girl, purple dress, scary as fuck red eyes?
....What are you going to do if I say no? Shoot me in the face with ink?
>>3871722
>le >bolin meme
My I suggest maybe a noose or something
The light in the window is a crack in the sky
>>3871752
*may
>>3871737
Who is this?
>>3871711
Thank fuck, I lived....
>>3871715
I don't think it'd help.
>>3871717
Hey! Don't you cross that line.
>>3871742
Yeah, yeah, I know....
>>3871715
Have you seen any of my friends? It's inkportant ~de geso.
>>3871746
...
>Makes a gagging sound.
>>3871752
>everything is a meme
>>3871647
>spoiler
Kek
>Terraria
1.6K hours in it since 1.0.5, you can say it's bretty gud
>Rabi-ribi
Want more Touhouvania? Believe that the pink fae a bae? Or do you just wanna see a girl in a bunny suit wreck shit up? Rabi-Ribi's for you.
>VVVVVV, Meat Boy, Isaac Rebirth
All three are by the same indie dev, or groups of them at least. Really nice connections within all of them.
>100% OJ
Get ready for RNG fucking you over,
>Skullgirls
Gud fighter with cute monstergirls.
>The rest
IDK.
Well, Scarfies gotta... Scarf... Down food...
This sounded much better in my head.
>>3871742
You don't have to tell me what I already know. Instead I want you to tell me everything will be alright.
Why do you guys not care about the amount of OOC cancer
>>3871781
It's better than doing nothing, right?
>>3871784
Nope, sorry. I haven't even heard of those names before.
>>3871781
It would've been the best potatoes you'd ever taste. But no you rather insult a poor wrestler by rather staying hidden inside your tank.
.....Whatever's in there, It had better be a good timespender.
>>3871784
Oh? We going to see who can spit the furthest?
>He makes one quick, gagging sound, then spits 3 and a half meters away from him
Now you, little shrimp.
>>3871799
Ignorance is bliss.
>>3871780
Surprise anon-kun! How would you like to die?
>>3871799
Because this isn't an rp community only
>>3871792
>Ribbon has 100% OJ
Fucking add me on Steam right now.
>>3871799
It's just a waste of time for me to worry about shit that's going to be forgotten about within the hour.
>>3871793
I wish for Seth Rollins to quit wrestling and become the wish he's most suited for - owning a ponyfarm.
>>3871803
I'll try later ~de geso...
>>3871808
>Hurls up ink.
>>3871816
Who are you?
>>3871793
>Terrified screaming
THIS IS WHAT I'M ALWAYS WORRIED ABO-
>>3871803
It'd probably be best she doesn't associate with me, anyways.
>>3871808
Oh, you know, just constant fearing for my life that's magnified by a very large number the instant I step out of it, taking notes, watching recordings of this place....
>>3871799
OOC is often better than the cringy RP tbqh.
I wish Kano came back
>Snaps.
SKULLOMANIA. IS AT YOUR SERVICE!
>>3871781
I am unsure of the severity of what you did but you should realize how fragile she is.
>>3871795
Fine. Everything will be fine because you are immortal. Even though you should have been dead from your foolish mistakes several times.
>>3871822
>Fuck lemme re-download my mobileposting images
>I'm 8Res on steam btw, I also Overwatch as FlyingFairy#1911. Don't mind my previous names, all of which were AUTISM.
>>3871799
Have to admit, OOC is pretty cancerous at times.
You should never anger giant gorillas. Like ever. Especially hammer wielding ones.
>>3871832
Hey hey hey! What the hell are you do -
>Gets blasted with ink.
....It's called brushing your teeth. This is some bad case of gumbleeding.
>>3871842
Big deal. I fear for my life everytime I fight. Either when i enter this place or set foot inside the WWE ring. But Atleast I have grown used to it. And you should paint your tank green.
>>3871832
That's your best bet. See ya, kid.
>>3871842
Don't start talking like that. At least make some sort of effort instead of just letting things stay as they are. She probably feels the same way, you know?
>>3871859
...Who?
>>3871799
The what?
>>3871859
If you're at my service, then get me some food.
>>3871865
I don't think I would be nearly as reckless as I am now if I only had one life to live. I would be pandering to you and everyone else if I had to, but luckily for me I can be myself without worry.
>>3871799
You don't have to pay attention to it
>>3871881
Pretty sure I found you.
Added, Steam name right now for me is Memebreaker.
>>3871899
>Is now inked and bloodied
>>3871865
I really should've by now.
>>3871900
Well, you don't have to deal with the fear of something multiple times stronger than you dismembering and disemboweling you, or just plain eating you alive, or having to run from angry priests and the like who'd just as soon burn you on a stake. I have to deal with that sort of thing constantly, not just when I'm here or in some other fighting arena.
...And I like how bold the red paint is.
>>3871909
All I wind up doing is hurting her.
>>3871859
Skeleton!
>>3871946
..And I thought me dealing with beasts, lunatics, crossfitgods, Canadians and dead man was bad enough. Ever considered a career switch? Knitting, maybe?
KYS, cancerous fags.
>>3871934
>Got ya, you meme.
>>3871909
That's a pretty hefty blade you're carr-- oh yeah, me? My introductions are long winded and straining, call me Saburo if you'd like.
>>3871922
>Throws you stale saltine crackers.
Enjoy.
>>3871954
FEAR NOT CITIZEN, FOR I AM A CHAMPION OF JUSTICE....and what not.....ARE YOU FRIEND OR FOE?
>>3871981
Fuck off, LD.
>>3871989
... friend?
>>3871946
Listen, I know how you feel. I screwed up real bad with this friend of mine a couple of years ago. I betrayed and shot her because a whole bunch of crap happened at once and I was confused about what to do. When we saw each other again... Things were definitely not smooth at first, but we worked through it. Now she's one of the best friends I got. You shouldn't give up, Rika.
>>3871989
The name's Alvin, Saburo. So what're you doing here?
>>3871981
>calls us cancerous
>unironically says kys
>>3871922
Getting undressed. Letting yourself be eaten. You are already pandering to everyone.
>>3871946
Next time I see her, I will tell of how you feel regretful. I am unsure what else I can do about it.
>>3871859
The third-rate salesman.
>>3871973
Never was any good at it. Better at models, but hey, who actually buys those from people, almost all the fun is making the things. But I couldn't care less if I was the only person not trying to kill me, I NEED to do this.
>>3872006
Not everything works the same. Better off just pushing people away anyhow.
>>3872020
...Thanks. Again.
>>3871989
You think only one of these can satisfy my hunger? Get me more!
>>3872020
That's implying everyone wanted to see me naked in the first place. You can't say much for yourself, since you're basically half naked as it is.
end
Where the fuck is Hikki
Well fuck.
Sorry I was being so slow. Had to double check if I missed The Feast or not.
I was really fucking confused as I haven't had a game end before a Feast even happened.
>>3872069
Thanks for dick in the butt.
end again
Thanks for having me, and sorry for being slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dRTDePPUNI
>>3872058
>>3872069
Who needs food when you have victory? Congrats. Thanks for the show.
>>3872069
BOO YAH!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Thanks for hosting, Triple D.
>>3872053
...Need to do what? Knitting or staying alive?
>>3872084
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3872069
Thank you for sending us into your realm, Dedede! I love you!
Oh yeah, and congratulations to you, Sunshine!
>>3872069
Congratulations
>>3872084
thanks for hosting
>The squirrel girl silently walks into the thread, avoiding looking at anyone. She sits down in the corner and hugs her tail, looking generally very sad and dissociable
>>3872053
I suppose you are welcome.
>>3872057
You still pandered by giving into their demands. Even if nobody else wanted it.
>>3872069
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3872084
You made your Führer proud, Sunset. HEIL!
Stop liking each others
>>3871981
Suck my dick and I'll think about it.
>>3872129
>likes your other
>>3872004
WHAT IS YOUR NAME CITIZEN? ......My name's Saburo, you can call me Saburrito if you'd like.
>>3872006
Alvin? Hello Alvin. Me I'm staffing hunger away, they call it the hunger games for a reason right?
>>3872057
Oh yeah...yeah...
>Hands you 2-month old muffins.
>>3872020
EX-MARINE TOO! Judging from your appearance, you must be aligned with evil. Are you?
>>3872107
HEY! MAKOTO!
>His scarf flickers erratically, you can see a smile under his mask.
>>3872107
Greetings Makoto.
>>3872107
>sees and walks away
>>3872090
Working on these babies.
>She taps the tank
>>3872107
>She just averts her gaze
>>3872107
Look at the Squirell in her natural habitat as she start collecting the (you)s for winter
>>3872107
It's all thanks to Rika-tan, isn't it? I don't know what happened, but I'm here for you, bud.
>>3872108
I had to for this specific occasion. If I didn't then they would have continued to make fun of me.
>>3871839
Sentry X-58. A friend. Definitely. 100% Trustworthy.
>>3872138
Heh, burrito...
I'm Aikawa! But why are you a skeleton?
>>3872053
Don't just quit. If you want to make up with her then at least try, damn it.
>>3872084
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>3872107
Something the matter?
>>3872138
Heh, I guess. There isn't any food here though.
>>3872163
>cuts phone wire
>>3872132
I'm sure that'll change over time.
>>3872138
Ah, a corn muffin!
>he takes it and eats half of it
Mmm, just like how mother never made them! How'd you make this so delicious?
>>3872148
Stop trying to start shit
>>3872084
>go to buy fireworks for tomorrow
>come back
>second place
I probably deserved this
>>3872143
..How much for a small one that I can use to run over CERTAIN people?
WHAT DO WE WANT
>>3872138
>She looks up at you, still frowning a bit and holding her tail for comfort.
...Hi..
>>3872139
..Hi, Rammy.. How're you..?
>>3872143
>If you had heightened senses, you'd be able to hear her squirrel heart break at that very moment
>>3872151
..Well, what are you looking at? I'm not really in the mood to be made fun of right now, okay..?
>>3872160
It's not her fault, it's mine.. I got really mad and sensitive last night, and I got angry with her.. She probably hates me.
>>3872173
Yes, but.. It's fine.
Well, it's not fine. But I'm gonna say it is.
>>3872193
Ugly anime girls!
>>3872212
...I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark here. You're making that face because of Rika, right?
>>3872148
That's actually pretty good, not going to lie.
>>3872173
Thanks for being here my good man.
>>3872186
Why do ya say that?
>>3872189
You did good son. Better than 46 of the other characters. You made first place. Better than last.
>>3872173
It's better I don't try and hurt her further.
...I don't really feel like being here any longer.
>>3872192
I don't have the resources to be building extra tanks, myself. As it were I don't expect myself to finish the one I absolutely have to for...a loooong time.
And how small is "small"?
>>3872212
>Lacking such things, she kind of just places her face in her hands
>>3872175
>he grabs you by the neck.
Let's have some fun "Friend"~
Guess where this drill is going?
>F-fuckink hell ~de geso...
>This is the cake my nephews got me ~de geso.
>>3871900
It's squid ink ~de geso.
>>3872212
I was half expecting a wild beast when I picked up this strong scent. But you are a squirrel. A really big one.
I don't like hunting squirrels.
>>3872189
>>3872240
Second place*
>>3872164
My wife told me the same damn thing, I owned a small pharmaceutical company until a client came by.....yada, yada...... now I'm this.
>>3872173
So.....Hunger....Games? I'm confused....
>>3872186
........I used a little help, from the SauceBoss himself.
>Holding a laugh.
>>3872212
>He takes out a graham cracker, and offers a piece.
Just think about it
>>3872212
It doesn't matter whose fault it is, if you two are going to act like this nothing good will come out of it. Now you can either do this yourself, or I'll be forced to help you.
>>3872240
It normally takes seventeen days for love to register in the brain, so I'd give it some more time until you come to this realization.
>>3872255
H-how do your nephews know your avatar....
h-happy birthday btw
>>3872247
...The size of a VW minivan?
>>3872240
>>3872267
Fair point
>>3872130
Are you tripping balls yet?
>>3872278
Shit.
>>3872255
>tfw your brother gets you a year old pudding cub with a single candle in it for your birthday
>>3872255
>I am not sure If i should laugh, cry or be terrified.
>>3872278
Huh? But I didn't help you make it.
>>3872255
Happy birthday?
>>3872305
Nah, hopefully I'll be doing that tomorrow. I'm just drinking a little bit at the moment.
>>3872255
Happy Birthday!
>>3872278
He made you dead? That's illegal!
>>3872138
Does it matter?
>>3872212
I should be asking you that.
>>3872160
I have to assume that they kept making fun of you.
>>3872247
...
>>3872255
>A+ nephews you got.
>>3872278
Sorry, I misunderstood.
>>3872312
i chose third option
>>3872341
Th-they did! They kept saying I was small, and how nobody will ever like me, and how I'm only good for letting others kill me!
>Subaru
>>3872357
Just kinda pissed that you're not trying to do anything to clear up that misunderstanding and wallowing in self pity. That's all.
>Alvin
>>3872381
Wouldn't be the first time, after all.
>>3872255
That's cute yet mildly terrifying, lol. At least you're open about it.
>Baki
>>3872402
>At least you're open about it.
You're not seriously believing that, are you?