/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Roses are Red, Violets are a color nobody cares about Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
How about we kick off the thread right with some hot sunflower bitches?
>>3780553
>>3780718
Sunflowers have such impregnatable faces
I'll just be the one to post this again
Give me plant idea
I will try to draw tomorrow
Preferably not pvz
>>3782424
Something else with this anthro shampoo ginger, mayhaps?
>>3782530
Those plants are lewd
http://youtu.be/Tiif7TM3NZg
>tfw turned on by a lady squeezing plants in her back yard
I'm too far gone help
>>3782530
>given the perfect plant clock
>anthropomorphize the whole thing
It's like making a humanization of a penis
This is so fucking stupid and utterly defeats the point
>>3783598
>plant clock
>>3783762
Who made this, i Think i have see it before?
>>3784128
I made it. like, ten minutes ago.
Where are all the Plant fuckers at?
Also why isn't there anything for this flower?
>>3785757
Probably at work
I made a drawing of dusk lobber tho
I think this one went better than the last two from last thread but i dunno
>>3785873
Oh my this is very good, who next?
>>3786104
I dunno
I was thinking on one of the unknown mushrooms or ghost pepper
I also want to make a tsundare Cactus
>>3786378
How would you make Ghost Pepper?
>>3786942
I was already making ghost pepper when i saw your post but i just made anthro like the last one
I am also making a on model lewd one but all i have right now is a sketch
I can post it if you want
>>3787044
I would like to see it :)
>>3787171
Well it's done
It's kinda bad
Also, i think there was a guy here who wanted something with the zombies. Gotta get two birds with a stone
>>3787217
Well is not good, but not to bad, but ican Work with it, im would like to see one when you trying like with dusk, but take you time, or just make a model,
>>3788861
Water dat ass
>>3788861
Where does people find this?
>>3788861
Holy moly that ass.
What about these giant waifu?
>>3790208
And hypno Flower.
Your rose waifu is planning to kill you, anon
>>3788861
>that smile
>that ass
>that pussy
>that barely visible anus
Now that you guys seen enough good art, time for bad art!
>>3790379
I haven't seen any good art tho, only mediocre at best.
>>3790379
What is it, a cherry?
>>3790379
i'm a huge simplicityfag
do your worst
>>3790510
i think it's this one
>>3790547
a Strawberry, i should have guess that, we don't have Cherry here yet
>>3788861
jesus fucking christ this is glorious
>>3790532
>someone who enjoys simplistic designs like I do
>>3792299
what EP is this from?
>>3792511
69, get it because 69 is a sex position lol
>>3792741
die
>>3790738
what do you think of my cherry?
>>3792741
Of course
>>3793496
Is gud
>>3793496
Huggable -w-
>>3794081
wana yiff? :3
First time posting any of my art here. I know most people give her orange nips, but I thought the dark green looked better. Hope you guys enjoy.
>>3795586
Not gonna lie, I like it.
Chipmunk teeth is kind of a turnoff if it's not on a face that supports it though, which hers doesn't.
>>3795586
loving the areola
>>3797401
wanna Pollinate? :3
>>3783177
I'm not stupid enough to put my dick in that, but...
>I really want to now.
>>3798670
I've masturbated to that photo. It's just a really pretty plant, on top of fantasizing about fucking the pitcher.
I like to think of the red tips as her clits.
>>3794081
>>3793536
thx ;)
here's more
>>3800335
I like em
>>3795586
Those nipples are great, and love the bellybutton
Really good picture, love the colors
>>3795586
>>3803601
This place get better and better
>>3803691
Dear god that face
>>3803821
I know. It's like it's asking to get fucked.
>>3803887
Oh btw i have hear someone is making something with primal Sunflower and Sunflower, is he here?
>>3803933
yup
>>3803946
>>3803957
There gud, where do you made these
>>3803998
in my room
at my house
>>3804008
I mean what do you use
>>3804023
Hands
>>3803972
Hello there old chap
>>3803920
Is there more to this?
>>3804032
I mean what program are you using.
>>3804075
A computer program
>>3804075
I use this piece of shit
>>3804064
ya there's this too
>>3804127
Thank you, Anon.
Why couldn't that small horse cartoon have been about plants instead of horses
Then we'd be ruling the world instead of hiding in this dying thread
>>3804187
There is room to love both flower and filly.
>>3804187
I know what show you're talking about but I just need you to confirm it, you're talking about My Little Pony, right?
>>3804463
You mean like a pvz Cartoon, i would love to see popcap make one.
>>3804537
That would be fine. I wish we had more plant waifus than the ones from that game, Pokemon, Mario, and Starbound, though. I feel like we're in a rut. I want a dryad girl, why are they never important characters in stories?
>>3804463
>highjack mlp studio
>replace all characters with plants
>convert all bronies to plant fuckers
>pfg has succeeded
now how do we convert all the furries?
>>3804679
>convert all bronies to plant fuckers
>get pony plants
Anon What Have You Done?!
>>3804463
Make me.
>>3804679
Just get or draw images when the plants have snouts. Using a fruit as the head makes a cute, small snout shape.
>>3804097
>8
Flash MX master race
>>3805977
I love that the artist took the time to draw roses on her clothes.
That's a 10.
I was trying to draw short stacks and i ended up making this mushroom
Is the drawing itself good?
Is the mushroom cute?
Should i make more stuff with her?
>>3807404
>drawing itself good
I am unsure about the mouth, but otherwise yes.
>cute
Probably biased, but yes.
>more
Yes.
>>3807404
That's a no to all three questions.
You really need to do more shading.
>>3807456
I try to ignore shading a lot since the drawings are all black/white and on paper but i will try to look for some help
Garden Warfare 2 has this beauty variant of sunflower
The vampire sunflower
>>3810555
Yes, yes it does Trips.
She's one of the reasons we started this General.
>>3810634
Is that how you got into this? I got into this because one day I saw a tree with a knot on it that looked like an anus.
>>3812281
That tree Sound like a asshole
Anyone else playing endless mode?
>>3814311
I hope you didn't actually buy those premium plants
Anyway, yeah I love this game
Modern Day was the best shit in existance, especially with the music
I want shadow shroom to spit on my face
>>3814567
>wasting money on mobile games
Nah, just use some Root stuff and you are good to go
>>3788861
I am in a love/hate relationship with the fact that /trash/ can make me feel so bisexual when I'm otherwise sure I'm gay.
>>3814311
Dark ages was a pain
Especially with wizard zombie
Then again Big Wave Beach was the biggest bullshit of a difficulty curve I have ever seen
Yo, taking requests, I'll draw as much as I can. ;v
>>3816654
>>3815476
It'll be healthier if you just accept you also get off by pussies. For instance, only recently I simply stopped trying to pretend that cute male stuff didn't turn me on as well.
And hey, more porn to enjoy!
>>3816654
How about >>3782530?
Or maybe giving a shot at your own version of an anthro Shampoo Ginger. Would be neat either way.
>>3816654
More of that cute mushroom
did solar flare writefag ever finish part 3
>>3816705
B-but...
Oh fine, I admit I'd fuck something hard in the pussy. Like a Maractus.
>>3817591
The better question is, whatever happened to that new guy who said he'd have something out in <2 days and then never returned?
>>3817591
Hey, anon, im still here
Sorry but there's just alot of shit going on right now, i'm helping out with building a deck at my house, i'm doing painting and other shit at my other house, just a bunch of shit going on right now, that i barely have the first half of part 3 going on right now.
I'll try though
>>3817835
The OR of that story here. Got played like a damn fiddle.
>>3817837
As long as you aren't dead like the original guy, it's not big deal. We still love you, Anon.
>>3817869
The sad part is, I know how many times you've posted that gif over the past few months. Saddening, to be honest.
>>3817888
well how many?
>>3818937
Like twice with that filename.
And twice in the HG threads.
I don't even go close to those threads, though
>>3819088
Weird. The files themselves got lost when the Desustorage death happened, so they're just blank with an identical filename.
Whatever then.
At least twice.
>>3819105
what happened to Desustorage, anyway?
>>3819133
A bunch of faggots across multiple boards they host extended archives for posted CP and it got archived, circumventing the system's automated check and instead of contacting the guy who maintains it, the owner shut it down and from what I've read, attempts to contact the owner to try and return it to desustorage have been almost impossible, they were deleted from the archive within an hour after the guy who runs it woke up, but the damage was already done.
Finally got the Piranha Plant Girl done.
And now I go to sleep.
G'night!
>>3821258
Well if we're talking about stuff we got done, then I got the sunflower and primal sunflower pic done!
>>3821453
Holy shit, this is so perfect
>>3821453
That fucking face on the primal sunflower. I can't get enough of it.
What porn situation should I draw with chompzilla because I am stumped
>>3822117
self pleasure Or lesbian with solar flare
>>3821453
Are you not going to upload it to you tumblr?
>>3821453
I like that primal Butt and boobs are bigger than Sunflower.
>>3822312
prehistoric times were much thiccer
Is it wrong to want to fuck a cactus?
>>3822359
I dunno, you tell me.
>>3822329
Is gud, now i want more. Primal Sunflower.
>>3822359
Just be sure to wear protection.
>>3814311
Which game is this?
>>3822838
Pvz 2 on mobil
>>3821453
So who do you like to do next?
>>3821453
This has to be one of the Best primal Sunflower i have seeing yet, only 1 person can beat this and that is plantpenetrator if he will make primal Sunflower
>>3821453
Danm now i want more Sunflower X Primal Sunflower.
Taking requests, I do sketches on paper. I'll od whatever's interesting or not too difficult to do. If there's nothing good I'll just do something with maractus or spraying plants with weed killer. I'll probabl get to it in the morning
>>3816705
>not posting the hand on breast version
it's like you're fucking gay or something
>>3822359
No
>>3823357
Draw a peashooter accidentally getting a pea in a sunflower's mouth during a smooch.
>>3823816
that sounds cute, I'll do it when I wake up
>>3807426
>one told me to make more
>the other one said to not
Well fug
For what >>3807456 said
I made next to no shading on this one, i kinda want to ask for where should i put it so i can get a idea on how it works and all
>>3786292
>.png.jpg
seriously, how do people manage to do this
>>3824639
She's creepy and a mite bit fucked up, but I like her. She has some sense of character.
>>3821258
Just chubby enough. I like it!
IMPREGNATION WHEN
Just a little idea I had.
Surprised I haven't seen a picture of them together.
>>3824639
Question, what are the things on her neck and around her nipples? Is that hair or something?
>>3826936
Hell yea, keep on that idea, Where primal Sunflower?
>>3826959
They are spores
Does PVZGW2 still have an active playerbase on PS4? I was thinking of picking it up soonish after hearing how much of an improvement over the first it supposedly is, but I'd rather spend it on something else if it's dead
>>3827319
Why made this btw have not see the person who made them.
>>3827366
I mean who
>>3827319
Honestly, PS4 has the biggest playerbase right now
OH GOD. AND HE'S COLORING IT.
Look what i found
>>3828571
AND HE COLORED IT. THANK YOU DRAGO. BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
>>3828686
the reason why you have autism?
Not sure if the face fits with the body colors. Anyways hope you guys enjoy it.
>>3828792
nice
>>3828792
still loving the areolas
Umm, someone throw a reqeust at me, cant think of anything to do right now
[spoiler]Nothing PvZ related, some other plant related thing[/spoiler]
>>3829429
Love that do you have tumblr or anything like that?
>>3816654
Mushroom belly dancer, that dances to spread spores around?
>>3829819
No, and how college has been haven't really had the time until summer comes around. Tumblr has been an afterthought though.
>>3829988
If you get time can you make Green shadow
>>3830332
Ya wouldn't see why not. I just started working on something else pvz related, but afterwards sure.
>>3829417
I want to see a Treant Spider.
Kindly?
>>3830709
Not on that list, but it is in GW2 though
>>3830888
Ooooh can't wait
>>3830888
Hmm the only character i can Think of that female is, Sunflower, Rose, Cactus, Marigold (Plant version of treasure Yeti), Sunflower Queen, Royal Hypno Flower and the Healflowers.
>>3831012
I have hear that a guy on reddit is hunting for marigold ,he try to get good pic of her, bug no luck
>>3828792
Lovely.
>>3826936
I adore both of them. Really hot drawing. I appreciate the full bodies.
LOL
>>3838307
show us these offensive images
>>3838327
It was just a shitty drawing that i made
It's already on the thread tho
>>3838589
they came out good anon
>>3838307
>browse for things on tumblr unlocked
>find porn
>is surpised
why do people do this
>>3838307
lel
>>3823816
here it is, decided to give peashooter a choking fetish
>>3841772
and for those that don't like peashooter liking the choking
>>3841772
how did that even happen?
can we see some dryad?
>>3845948
I sketched this real quick, maybe when im not busy i'll do a full real pic
>>3816654
A tall and willowy palm tree girl dressed in a coconut bra and grass skirt offering someone a lei right now, and a lay later.
I know it's not quite like the original one, but I had some fun with this one. Next time I'll draw her close to how she actually looks. Hope you guys enjoy it
>>3848101
>that look
I am A-OK with this, it is exceptionally nice.
>>3848101
>YU FUCK PRANTS????
>>3848101
>ever hungry sexual predator vampire sunflower
muh dick
>>3848101
so smug
>>3848101
She back in action
>>3848101
btw what that logo down there on the right?
>>3848440
It's one of my old characters. I just turned his face into a logo.
>>3848101
Man i would love to see the other Sunflower varriant, Alien, Sun Pharaoh, Stuffy, and the others
>>3848375
Sorry if that's how you see it. I don't own any sort of account for posting my stuff, so I just post it here to get feedback. I'm thinking about making a Tumblr account, but once summer is over it's back college. After that I would not do much with Tumblr until my next break.
guys... hear me out...
/pfg/ discord!
>>3849817
I honestly hope that people like you get castrated.
>>3849817
ehhh nah
>>3849844
savage
>>3849817
No. It's one thing to join an IRC or any chat room, that's taboo unless it's for joint watching shows/movies/playing games, but voice chat is NEVER a good thing.
I'd also make sure it never got in the OP. :^)
>>3848713
i think they meant her facial expression looks smug, not your posting
i think it fits, though, even if it's off-model; vampires tend to have a superiority complex, so "smug" is not an uncommon expression for them.
>>3849817
You're howling at the moon?
>>3841772
Thanks a lot.
>>3848101
You got a tumblr?
>>3853034
No, not yet, but have been thinking of making one.
WHO WANTS SOME MORE PRIMAL SUNFLOWER
>>3858604
You've embraced the memes I see
>>3858745
haven't we all embraced the memes?
>>3859126
If you've been fapping to that primal sunflower I guess you've become one with dank memes as well
>>3858604
Yes please.
>>3858604
I also vote for this to be the next OP image
>>3859394
Done and done.
>>3859394
my prediction for the next thread
>>3859753
Ew.
>>3859927
What we need is a Memefucker General.
______
/mfg/ Memefucking General
Memes Edition
Here, we fuck memes, dream of fucking memes, and discuss memes from various memetic sources of information.
Everyone is welcome to join us.
>>3859991
Cue the Monsoon version of a Spiderman thread
>>3859991
That sounds like a wacky thread.
>>3860068
guess I'm gonna have to bring this out again...
>>3860113
>someone is unironically fapping to this right now
We stop this memetic transmission to bring you a crappy gif-ication of a Roserade flash animation
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20454408/
http://d.facdn.net/art/alfa995/1467520726/1467520726.alfa995_roserade.swf
>>3860278
Neat. Saved.
>>3860068
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>>3853602
I'd follow if ya did
>>3858604
Me, i want more
just gonna put this hereee
>>3864499
Nice
Feeling a touch thirsty tbqh
>tfw no noot
Goddammit, you fags got me to download PvZ.
Stupid sexy ass plants
>>3867013
Well I hope you don't mind that I just finished this one.
>>3867110
Oh man, forget dick-sucking lips, that's a gangbang-devouring mouth!
HOT
At least until she spits it back out
>>3867110
nice edit!
>>3867110
Well guys, ask yourself, do you ask her to blow you, or do you offer to eather out?
Very importent question, you see
>>3867248
Why not both?
For mobile, should I get PvZ FREE or speend the $0.99 for regular PvZ?
C U T E
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>>3867598
A mouth that size and a pea at that velocity would mean getting a head-sized pea crushing your dick into pure powder.
>>3867621
>accident
I imagine she's being gentle, and it kinda slipped out instead
But it would be a still big pea.
>>3867768
for
>>3867110
Cute! But she looks a bit odd without the hood. Could a hooded version be a thing?
>>3867110
Om my, i like that you took than she rly just have that one leaf,
>>3868842
One day I will, but that will be a picture for another day.
>>3869081
Take you time, who next?
>>3869651
I'm doing one more of the vampire, but the next one I can't say quite yet.
>>3780738
do not sexualize the funflower
>>3871438
To late for that....
Seems dead around here.
>>3874243
it's dead everywhere this weekend
American holiday
>>3874243
shit, zombiefags took over.
Gee, it sure is boring around here!
>>3875273
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
>>3875273
Gee, my cock is hardened with fire!
>>3867502
>get PvZ2 as well
>mfw this price-gouging on everything
Fucking EA, holy shit
>>3800335
>>3800325
>>3793496
I like this cherry
>>3877120
thx anon
>>3838307
>ghost pepper is a child
???
>>3878265
>ghost pepper is a child
>ghost pepper is a ghost
>ghosts are dead people
>ghost pepper is a dead child
Thread's gonna die while I sleep. Someone be a dear and cover for me.
>>3878755
Only if you tell us your favorite plant, anon.
>>3878779
I'm surprised you don't know.
As OP, I pride myself on loving all plants equally. But the golden pedestal goes to the one that started it all.
I'll just let you guys decide what the background for this should be
>>3879153
beach
>>3879153
I love fairy sized girls, that's great
>>3824639
>>3807404
I also like this mushroom
>>3879177
lots of sun is good for sexy flowers
>>3879567
Wow, she tiny but still awesome work
>>3879905
well flowers are usually pretty small, so I made her small.
and thanks
>>3878877
best plant
Is it not time for a new thread?
>>3879567
Love it, who here want more primal Sunflower?
>>3880947
We must go deeper into her.
>>3879567
Now i wonder who next?
>>3880958
Yes
>>3879359
I fucking love it
Thanks dude
I only draw with my mouse, and I can't seem to draw bodies that well, I need some help.
I want Sunflower queen and Royal hypno Flower, there is not porn of them yet.
page 9
Someone make plant pls
I am phone
>>3881105
hopefully some humanized moonflower
>>3882374
Fine, i'll make one then
