149th Dark Side Games part 2
RIP Vampy Vic Viper Clowncar Maria and Silver
>Only 1 death
Thank you. Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
>>3659102
I'm suddenly getting flashbacks to when I dropped out of high school...
>>3659134
You're....welcome?
>>3659067
Nope, usually I just cut up fluffy people, not snuggle with them, though this feels better.
>>3659072
ready as always.
>>3659084
You don't have to trouble yourself sir, I'll just go hunting for some cows.
>>3659102
Where are my hands?
>>3659102
That wasn't so tough.
>>3659134
>>3659102
>Linking 101
>>3659144
>Just ignore me.
>>3659161
Dun wanna
>>3659072 (Tenya)
What kind of hero kicks little girls in the face, even if they ask?
I just want to say thank you to all of you guys. It's been a long time that I've been with this community, and we went through a rough patch where we were extremely toxic and unwelcoming to anyone. I know a lot of that is still going on, but it's definitely getting better, and HG has actually become fun again. I'm not as depressed or anxious as I usually am because I'm actually having fun with the people here. So, thanks. Honestly.
>>3659102
More deaths here, but that's not saying much
>>3659171
If this isn't copypasta, you're welcome anon.
>>3659171
Fuck yourself, this place is still a cesspool of cancer.
>>3659146
>She gulps, slightly put off, but sits down and cradles you in her fluffy coccoon.
Cut them up? With those claws?
.
.
.
>>3659146
Can you really milk them with those giant pincers of yours?
>>3659166
>Fine, what's up?
>>3659171
>Thanks. I try my best not to get caught up in the drama.
>>3659181
These supplies are greatly appreciated.
>>3659171
Can I be next?
>>3659181
He's got a lot of nice stuff!
>>3659146
Don't be naive, I wouldn't really do that. Drink some cold water and utilize a fan. Your body lowers it's temperature to help coax you into slumber and doing those two things can help aid the process.
>>3659116
I'm not that awful.
>>3659171
>I'm glad we could be of service. Keep up the optimism, anon.
>>3659181
Thanks a bunch, whoever you are!
>>3659003 (Misato)
>By now the bowl is half eggs and half pieces of shells, but I keep peeling looking up at the starry sky.
Ah, the stars are as beautiful tonight as ever..
>>3659032 (Yukine)
Haha.. Yeah, you got it, but I like talking to you, even if you dislike me.
>>3659201
Nothing. I'm having fun more than anything. Try winging it IC next time that sort of thing happens, like an improv game. That's how your character gets into whacky fun
>>3659171
Hey dumbass, this place hasn't changed a lick. You're just learning how to deal with your IRL shit better is my guess.
Now fuck off newfag.
>>3659221
You're still a fucking faggot.
Don't reply to my post.
>>3659020
I watched the source material and she is meh compared to the other females. And what Rorofag does with Spider-chan is more entertaining than the rest of her roster but that's just my bias. You can like whoever you want I mean fuck, someone liked Airi.
>>3658971
I-I just want anon to talk to me with his avatars again, if he ever did ;_;
>>3659171
>HG has actually become fun again.
Pass me whatever you're smoking, I need it.
>>3659173
>honks boobs
fuck you you aint shit I hate you now
>>3659217
Alright, it's just hard to tell when you're screwing around, considering your no nonsense attitude most of the time.
>>3659181
RIP Araragi Shiina Against me Kino and Wendy
RNGesus alert
>>3659171
Well, you too
>>3659181
Wall!
>Hides nearby and peeks out to see if she gets back up.
>>3659244
>I feel like this is someone else.
>>3659247
I-I f you go back to like me I'll let you touch 'em more.
>>3659249
I'm well past the time for slumber so I'm a bit more lenient. Sue me.
>>3659257
Yall can't stand by that fire forever! I'll be back for your ass, just you wait!
>>3659257
It's kind of hard to sing songs with a depressed robot and a clinically insane man.
>>3659273
It's not.
Fuck you.
Choke on your mom's cock.
>>3659240
I'll try to remember this the next time it happens.
>>3659257
Ghost stories? How absurd.
>>3659257
>Plays music from Hello Dolly
>Only 76 avatar from overwatch
Actually surprised
>>3659289
Ow the edge.
>>3659297
there were more earlier
>>3659257
>>3659293
I know, right?
>>3659281
>slaps
no, you ignored me as anon and now I'm going to ignore you with my avas
>>3659293
Anyways, what's your name?
What ya ! listening to
>>3659297
They come and go soldier.
>>3659297
Flavor of the month.
>>3659257
And he's back, right?
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCpSu9Ln0Og
>>3659231
Why would anyone want to talk to me. This is why you're a wierdo.
>>3659289
>Complaints noted.
>>3659251
>Hands her the rest of the peeled eggs.
Sorry, I forgot to hand them to you, space really is all consuming isn't it?
>>3659283
>Hug.
Hi Iida...
>>3659326
https://youtu.be/Sd7nq80RnK8
I'm at around 1:54:00
>>3659326
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k42sIVBbjBk
>>3659297
>Soldier 76 is probably my favorite Overwatchfag from the bunch so far.
>>3659326
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zci2ilhf4UE
>It's your fuckin' nightmare.
>>3659317
Indeed. There's nothing scary about them, and they never were scary.
>>3659323
Hubert. Hubert Ozwell. What should I call you?
>>3659337
No luck again... Ah well.
>>3659297
o-oh
>>3659353
Lenient doesn't mean gay.
>>3659362
He's pretty funny
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0
>>3659337
Before we do that, I'd like to say your fashion sense is neat. You look like someone I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alleyway.
>>3659337
>Strikes with paddle ball by accident before looking curiously at the object, not really caring about the man.
>>3659371
Brian works just fine, Hubert. You're a lieutenant with the Navy, right?
>>3659337
That is too hot.
>burn
>>3659337
I've killed my fair share of omnics in my day to not be killed by a prototype.
>>3659372
It's ok Reyes, it must just be your stealth.
>>3659362
>thanks m8
>>3659362
Dad 76 = Reaper > Junkrat > Shit > Literally Me tbqhwyf
>>3659318
>It's fine man. I'm going to head to bed before I say something stupid, though.
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGo2Z-HdYo
>>3659392
Navy? No, I'm a lieutenant of the Strahtan military.
>>3659376
>Karbo
Felarya avafags when?
>>3659395
burns*
>>3659409
Fucking kill yourself while you're there, faggot
>>3659407
Ive seen ya while lurking as well, love 76 keep it up man.
>>3659337
RIP Kenma Rumia and Houki
Finally some violence on this
>>3659321
You should stop with the
>kissu
>gropes
shit then. Or at least do it with your characters and I'll reply.
>>3659348
It was anon's fault.
>>3659357
Nah I'm sad now so I'll go to bed or something and reflect on my bad decisions as usual.
Good bed.
>>3659413
My mistake. I didn't realize Michael Strahan employed a private military service!
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IIPGYnuEoY
>>3659436
Three targets.
Three shots.
>>3659347
Haha, am I really a weirdo? Ah well.... That's fine as long as I get to talk to everyone...
>>3659374
That's a pretty far stretch, besides I'm not gay either, but how are you doing?
>>3659394
It's one of those things that's beautiful to look at but, if you try to touch it hurts, like a rose with thorns... Ah, but I'm glad an empty, freezing, vacuum, like space is so beautiful..
>>3659421
>Congrats on catching the dumbest fish in the pond with that bait. G'night.
Post porn of avas
>>3659436
>Sighs and goes into sleep mode.
>>3659442
Everyone is at fault.
>Pets on the head.
>>3659436
I'm sore-y, but I'm not sleeping around Palp. He could use his lighting hands on me while I'm sleeping for all I know.
>>3659436
It's because I'm so handsome, isn't it?
>>3659442
wait I was just kidding I'm not the anon who hates you
>>3659436
I also had it that time!
>>3659407
Its unacceptable, Morrison. I don't do stealth. The shadows just can't resist me.
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KyNVRrHkwe0
>>3659449
I read that as Three Faggots One Shot
>>3659453
I'm tired. Probably sleeping soon. And yourself?
>>3659449
I read that as Tree Dugouts, Fun Dock.
>>3659446
No, you misheard me, Brian. I said StrahTAN, not Strahan. Strahta is the country I come from.
>>3659490
It may be time for you to retire then, anonymous.
>>3659436
And is not over yet
>>3659326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtcRl5xz8Dg
gettin comfy in here
>>3659505
Curious. Why would she think that?
>>3659513
moar
>>3659512
mah nigga
>>3659457
ok deal
>>3659505
>Hides from him.
Dubs decides the image I fap to
>>3659500
Sorry, I couldn't resist the joke. Seriously though, I've never heard of Strahta. What's it like?
>>3659434
I am just a soldier doing his part same as any other. You do your part too soldier.
>>3659488
And you can't resist the shadows. Face it Gabriel you were made for what you do.
>>3659505
Suicide is the cowards way out.
>>3659514
Top tier shitpost 10/10. You're doing a nice job fella.
>>3659505
You can only do so much for one person...
>>3659505
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
Well that's enough games for one night.
Good night fellow tributes.
>>3659544
Fapper's choice it looks like, but if you want to wait for reply dubs, have a go at this
>>3659559
Night!
>>3659492
Ah, you're tired? Well you are here later than usual, but goodnight, rest well.
>Pats her head.
>>3659498
Oh my, you really are more lenient, but I might go to recharge... In a few hours.
>>3659559
Goodnight, rest well, sleep tight, sweet dreams.
>>3659559
Night.
>>3659544
cuck porn
>>3659558
And of course it had to be reduced
>>3659559
Good night
>>3659588
Was rolling
>>3659544
>>3659562
>tfw Chris Chan did a cakesitting video
>>3659587
>Bumps into her, causing her to kill Erica
>>3659587
There's no need to get violent at this time of night. We might wake people up, so let's just go back to our individual tents and call it a night.
>>3659574
kek
>>3659599
CHRIS-CHAN AVA WHEN
>>3659453
Yes you are a wierdo!
>>3659546
The country is mostly desert and would be otherwise uninhabitable if not for the water eleth Duplemarr gives off. Thanks to it, people can make and live in towns Oul Raye and Sable Izolle. Of course the capital Yu Liberte is the closest to Duplemarr, so it gets the most water.
>>3659559
Farewell.
>>3659587
I have no need for this. I have my dualblades.
>>3659618
Ok... What's an eleth?
>>3659587
The same happened here
>>3659592
Hm...? Ah, was I mistaken? You're going to be up for a bit longer?
>>3659611
Ah well, But at least I have you to talk to, right?
>>3659633
>Ducks into cover.
>>3659633
My visor only indicates the man as "the best" It seems the best course of action is to run.
>>3659633
Try practicing a little more before you try killing someone with an arrow.
>>3659630
Eleth is... Hmm, have you ever heard of mana? It's basically the same as that, except it comes exclusively from cryas, crystals that contain eleth.
>>3659633
Ahh, this takes me back to my childhood in Lhant...
>>3659632
You wish that
>>3659633
RIP Meteor Subaru Erica and Izaya
Fuck this peace
>Lay down
>Big ass centipede crawls within inches of my face
G-GUESS I'M STAYING UP NOW
>>3659682
Just kill it.
>>3659671
Oh, alright, like magic crystals with an elemental flavor, elemental as in like, water, earth, air, etc, t actual elements. Sound about right?
>>3659682
I'm sorry Kuga
>>3659681
>Plays with a lighter he found in someone's camp.
>>3659549
Oh, I know that. Brooding in the shadows is a passion of mine. While your passion is...acting like a dad to people you don't even know...
>>3659681
I'll be taking the third shift. Wake me up should there be an emergency.
>>3659693
Yes, but in my world there are only three kinds of eleth. Wind, Water, and Fire.
>>3659682
I blame wriggle.
Has this particular community gotten anymore people to join or is just the same weebs that it's always been?
Have any notable weebs left?
>>3659662
>Sighs contently.
We should really learn sign language... Ah, but I don't think you'd have time for that with your schoolwork...
>>3659656
Tracksuit, how are you?
>>3659692
I did
But now I'm scared of more coming
>>3659697
I'm 100x worse than him
>>3659681
A feast, better than fucking peace
>>3659682
>allowing vermin to live in your mud hut
You deserved it
>>3659722
Why would there be more coming niggy? If it's dead it's fucking dead mate.
>>3659722
Rubin?
>>3659721
Does it look like I'm okay? My face is bleeding because of that girl's horrible aim!
>>3659718
Jokes on you, I was never a weeb.
>>3659718
Oldfags pretending to be new, but no actual newfags.
Seth and Vino came back. Can't think of anyone that left.
>>3659712
I think I got it now. Pretty new to the armed forces, lieutenant?
>>3659722
That's why you don't kill centipedes
Their friends can smell the death, really
>>3659725
Ya gotta be kiddin' me!
>>3659745
I thought Rollins was in jail for arson
>>3659728
I-I live in an urban city Reaper-senpai and I keep my shit in shape
Fuck summer
>>3659733
There's more where that came from
I fucking know it
>>3659738
Literally who
>>3659765
tis but a ruse, simpleton
>>3659750
BOY IF U DON'T STOP
>>3659725
Let's gather all we can, shall we?
>>3659749
Hardly. I've been a lieutenant for quite some time now.
>>3659725
I wish this would finish faster
>>3659745
>no actual newfags.
Doesn't joining in December last year count as a newfag?
>>3659718
Well I've been lurking this place for a while and was thinking of joining it after seeing that homecoming game.
Sometimes I make cum bubbles in my belly button after I finish fapping and laugh at how the suction sounds
>>3659793
good for you
>>3659775
That's the entry rank for non enlisted soldiers, right? Close to becoming Major yet?
>>3659778
>Steals a bra that clearly isn't hers.
>>3659735
Ah... I'm sorry to ask, I just feel a little better bad, you don't mind me talking to you right? I feel bad because you're always listening, I want to listen sometimes too ya'know?
>>3659742
>Wipes his face with my scarf.
There! All better...
>>3659778
I shall put it with the other medical supplies.
>>3659645
No, you can never talk to me!
>>3659772
>you will never go to Lithuaina and set shit on fire with Seth
>you will never cause an international incident by blowing up an embassy
t-this is fine...
>>3659778
RIP Makina Dedede Soldier 76 and White Peak
Dying from 2 on 2 is always good, but this is slow.
>>3659790
Depends on who you ask but no. 6 months ago is not fucking new.
We are obscenely stagnant.
where does kk live
>>3659805
I am. Hopefully the president promotes me soon.
>>3659832
H-How could I be so careless?
>>3659835
In a tranny wonderland where reality doesn't exist
>>3659792
>Actual +1 to UID
I-is this guy serious!?
>>3659835
hungry
>>3659832
>Stares at a random plant instead
>>3659832
And it's still happening
>>3659792
Another homecoming?
>>3659810
Hey Kine-kun....I'm talking to you... Haha.
>>3659821
Of course, it's fine if you can't speak yet, I'll still talk to you.
>>3659792
More is always welcome, but just as a warning the homecoming/proms are our highest point.
>>3659839
Seen any combat? Hopefully not.
Guys Inwsnt you to think about something right now ok? Hoshi has 5 letters in it, now how many letters does Junko have?? 5. Ok now how many letters does Asuka have? Funckingn 5.. I don't lmao what that means but it's too much to be a couneesdonce right??? Ok heres my rheory. How many letters does hunger games hebr? Yes that's right it has 10. Ok how many avatars did I name that belong to Hoshi?? 2. So 10 divide by 2 is 5. Koinkidink? Nope. Let's look at some other things. How many points does a star have? 5. Why m I point inf out all of these 6s? Because if you look in the sictionery, 6 sounds like sex. Ok. Hoshi and Junko had sex. But wath does this lead us to? Work I have a theory. And that theory is that Akmina is overrated. Fuck you.
>>3659873
...
ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR!
>>3659792
I'll tell you right now, Homecoming was a really action packed and had way more action than we normally do, so if you're going to join, just know that there are going to be a lot of times where you're just waiting for a game. Also, don't have thin skin, and don't get involved in any sort of drama like what you probably saw with Asuka.
>>3659883
You would be surprised.
>>3659873
hunger games has 11 letters you shit stop triggering me
>>3659894
Hunger game
>>3659871
I've fought in numerous battles. More than I can count. I had to in order to save my world.
>>3659862
>Goes to look for interesting items, burning his way through the occasional locked door in the process.
>>3659902
How many confirmed kills do you have?
>>3659862
RIP Eila Hubert Marimo and Best Guy
And now it was only one
>>3659862
Awww shiiiiiiiiiiit
>>3659902
Oh. That's...I don't think I could do that. Thank you for your service.
>>3659922
I want to marry her
>>3659912
I'd imagine well over 300.
>>3659921
Ah, going to bed, Brian? Farewell.
>>3659918
Have fun either way m8 if you do decide to stay.
>>3659912
What the fuck kind of insensitive question is that? You think he liked having to kill people? Probably has nightmares about it to this day.
>>3659914
If you're so strong, you shouldn't worry about not having resources.
>>3659922
REMOVE THIS SHIT
>>3659933
What? No, where did you get that idea? You deserve all the platitudes you receive and more.
>>3659914
And again
Final 5
>>3659933
Wow.
I bet you could beat somebody in over.. I dunno, 700 different ways!
That's crazy. I'm sure you could do it with your bare hands, too.
>>3659935
S-Sorry, you're right.
I won't do it again, Anon.
>>3659934
I'll think of a character to enter as sometime soon I guess.
>>3659949
>>3659878
>Falls backward and lands looking up to the sky.
Hmpf... ah.. I want to watch the fireworks at a summer festival already.. That sounds fun right?
>>3659966
>Noel Vermillion's always a good choice! We need one of those!
>>3659961
Sorry for snapping at you, but think a little before saying something like that.
>>3659967
time to dance now?
>>3659980
>we
come on now
>>3659980
No clue who that is.
>>3659960
RIP Strong man and Wall E
Final 2
>>3659981
I know.. I-I don't usually think about that sort of thing.. You have every right to snap at me..
>>3659995
>I*.
>I need one of those.
>>3659997
>Drat.
>>3659935
Please. Do not worry about me, someone has to do these things to keep the peace.
>>3659950
Ah, I misunderstood. Thank you very much.
>>3659961
Well, my dualblades do offer a lot of variety in attacking my enemies. And I do have some skill with spells.
>>3659966
There is no wrong choice. But we do have plenty of cute anime grills as is.
>>3659985
>>3659967
>>3659865
Yeah so stop talking to me
>>3659966
Be sure it's someone from a game or show you know well.
>>3659966
If you have one in mind dont forget to ask in case someone already uses them or something
I love skeletons
>>3659995
not even used incorrectly
kys you tumblrina
>>3660013
Nixon's back, baby.
>>3660030
I kind of like fleshies.
>>3660004
Sorry about that.
>>3660008
>>3660021
>>3660029
Well is Narberal okay?
>>3660007
Is there something I'm missing with mages and glasses?
Why do you all wear them?
>>3660030
Why?
>>3660046
Never heard of em so yeah probably.
>>3660013
And...
>>3660030
me to
>>3660041
Indeed. I do my best to make sure that there are no lives lost, but there are some people that you just can't reason with unfortunately.
>>3660047
Well I wear them because my eyes are bad.
>>3660067
Best president
Thanks for hosting
>>3660067
Tricky Dick strikes again! Awoo.
>>3659994
Things like that are the best kind of memories right...? My family always goes to things like that, of course they all end the same way, me being so happy I tear up.
>>3660039
Do you kind of like me then? Or do I not count as a fleshy?
>>3660061
They're from Overlord and I just recently finished it.
>>3660067
This is where we congratulate the winner and thank the host correct?
>>3660073
They don't give you any super magical powers or anything like that?
>>3660067
Congratulations, Nixon.
Thanks for hosting, Vader.
>>3660067
NIXON'S BACK BABY
>>3660067
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3660067
Congrulations Richard Nixon
>>3660067
>Congrats Nixon
>>3660073
True, true. At least the war is over for the foreseeable future, right?
>>3660087
Of course not, that's just absurd.
>>3660106
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>3660067
Congratulations Nixon!
Thanks for hosting Sir Vader! It was especially funny at the end!
>>3660099
Haha, would you like to go next time we do?
>>3660085
Overlord? Never heard of it, will look it up. But yeah sounds like a good enough start.
>>3660116
I-I don't think it's that weird. Lots of times, accessories can make people stronger.
Like these Impact on my arms.
>>3660079
You are a robot with flesh on it.
>>3660067
Crafty fleshy president.
Yo.~
>>3660126
It's a generic "video game becomes reality" anime. And when I say generic, I mean GENERIC.
>>3660106
And the stats, Ririchiyo gets some credit about kills.
>>3660114
I must be honest with you, I can't see it happening for a long, long time. All the countries of my world united against a common threat and now we all do our part to support each other any way we can.
>>3660127
But those are clearly weapons. Glasses are not.
>>3660136
Oh look, it's some broad straight off the pole.
'Sup?
>>3660106
Congratulations, Nixon
>>3660139
Thanks for hosting
>>3660136
why do you wear slaves necklace
>>3660142
Not really!
I still punch with my fists and tail. I barely even use these, like, ever.
They just make my punches stronger. I was wondering if maybe your glasses make your brain bigger.
>>3660126
Overlord is the fucking tops anon. Albedo a best.
what happened to the guy who was gonna ava Sanford and Deimos
>>3660136
are you a werewolf
>>3660161
Oh she is a crazy one.
>>3660162
Same thing that happened to the person who was gonna ava Darkness
>>3660180
Even moreso than SAO.
>>3660178
LIFE IS PAINFUL.
>>3660142
Watchmen-esque right there, but hopefully less sinister.
>>3660148
I haven't touched any poles yet, but...
I'd be willing to change that for you~
>>3660156
It's a choker, for fashion.
But your eyes should be focusing a little lower, don't you think?
>>3660168
I'm a pervert~
>>3660180
I enjoyed the hell out of it, so take that for whatever it's worth.
>>3660180
Nothing in particular but better them most VRMMORPG anime.
>>3660188
>2AM
>No sleep
You aren't wrong
>>3660188
EXTREMELY?
>>3660194
Nice ears, Dumbo. Where's the leash to that collar? I think it's time we put you down, honey.
>>3660194
Wh- hey!?
That wasn't the reaction I expected at all, just cool it, girlie.
Th'fuck's your deal? Not everyday somebody offers somethin' like that right outta the blue.
>>3660160
Wh- No, all my knowledge comes from books and experience.
>>3660190
I've personally met everyone who runs each individual country and can confirm that they're all men of admirable character.
Anyhow, it's getting quite late. So I must cut my conversations short here and head home. I will hopefully see you both another time.
>>3660194
but you look at the moon and turn into a guy
is turning into a wolf a part of any of this
>>3660194
sorry I don't like milfs
>>3660236
I don't know who you are, but get out.
>>3660194
>Drunkenly stumbles in, slowly noticing you
Hold up, you that party chick, right? Been months I saw your ass. Speakin of your ass, wanna go somewhere a lil more private?
>>3660209
>Eat some ice cream or a fruit, you should get some sleep in m8
>>3660215
EXTREMELY IS A BIT OF AN OVERSTATEMENT. LIFE IS MORESO LIKE A CHORE. HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
>>3660221
It's a chibi version of a few characters. There's an Ains in ERP?
>>3660247
kek
>>3660225
See you around, lieutenant!
>>3660131
I like you too then, though I don't think me liking skeletons was ever a secret.
>>3660147
Good, the more the merrier after all, though I suppose everyone will poke fun at me for bringing you maybe, I can't tell their thoughts sometimes...
>>3660253
Ye, but all he does is fuck around. Nothing lewd. He even comes here sometimes.
>>3660257
>Slowly turns to face you, clearly having a time with his balance
The fuck you laughin at?
>>3660259
oh wow you actually stopped talking to me
>>3660270
>>3660279
... I think I may have to visit Ainz-sama at some point then if he does not show up here.
>>3660273
well that's boring
...
>shows pic of a crescent moon
>>3660295
Yeah I would do him myself buuut that would feel weird.
>>3660274
nigger
>>3660273
Veeery funny. Listen, I don't like the looks of you. Do you have vision problems? Open your eyes a little wider! Oh, and maybe put some foundation on to get rid of those nasty moles.
Then again...it wouldn't really do much better for the rest of your face. When I look at you, it's like I'm looking into the inside of a garbage can!
>>3660221
This is Albedo, you're new waifu.
>>3660273
Well, yeah, I can tell. Uh, are you under some sorta charm or some shit? No sane woman would be actin' like how you are.
>>3660273
>Acting under the influence, he hooks an arm under your own, pulling you to a distance which would be uncomfortably close for most women
Thas right, baby, 's me, Maple Jordan.
>>3660309
Whas the matter, hater? Ain't got any game?
>>3660319
Seems cute. If I like it enough I may just get over myself and use the skeleton.
>>3660319
>iFunny
I get it, because the show is a joke.
>>3660308
With them coming here sometimes I can understand why.
>>3660319
*Slowly backs away from the insane succubus*
>>3660276
T-that's no fair, you hid!... hmpf..
>Tugs on his hat puffs.
Either that or I'm blind..
>>3660282
Ah, don't be too worried, they're all very nice, but family can tease one another right? Because of the closeness.
>>3660360
It's a very rare occasion. Like I said, if I like it enough I may pick him up.
>>3660306
>Puts panties on over face.
Ah ah ah, not yet. You can't skip the foreplay, anon.
>>3660312
Oooo, quite the mouth you've got there, little guy.
>Leans in close.
I'll just have to shut you up~
>>3660340
No charm, just me.
>>3660348
>Smiles.
Oh my, you've been drinking, haven't you? You naughty boy.
>>3660368
Looks can be decieving ~
>>3660319
>waifuing trash like that and not the literally best character out from the series
>>3660374
Stop touching my hat, moron!
>>3660384
I think they might show up if they heard someone from their series is here maybe?
And I am going to enjoy being a cold hearted bitch.
>>3660391
Eww! Get your nasty breath outta my face! What is that, a leather collar around your neck? Brass? I don't really care, but I think rope would suit you MUCH better instead. In fact, I think it'd reaaaally bring out the color 'blue' in your cheeks! You should give it a try sometime, I'm sure it'd be much more worthwhile than anything else going on in your life.
>*He grins nervously, but tries his best to look proud while slowly backing away.
>>3660391
Uh-huh.
Yeah, no, I totally believe that.
You're either under some kind of charm, or you're some kind of succubus summon.
Neither would surprise me, 'fwe're bein' honest.
>>3660416
You sound like fun at parties.
>>3660395
>"Was that German"
The best guy.
>>3660397
>Pulls more to it goes over his eyes.
Morons don't do so well with instructions...
>>3660401
But... It might be a little strange, our voices are our livelihood, so I don't really know how they'd react to some who doesn't speak... Hmm..
>>3660397
>touches hat
>>3660391
Yeah man, got Ace a Spades up in here like no one's business.
>He leans down a fair ways to continue speaking
You wanna party with me, baby? Jus gettin started.
So uh...when are we going to start killing each other again?
>>3660391
dam
I want to see you turn into a werewolf dammit
>huffs away
>>3660443
>Tried to fag him months ago, but even compared to other obsessed avas he talks way too much about Ainz to be playable without him around.
my eyes hurt bye
>>3660463
Next year
>>3660443
>Initially read that as Gehrman for some reason
>>3660463
WHEN SOMEONE DECIDES THEY WANT TO HOST, DUMBASS.
>>3660424
>Crawls closer.
Mmmhmm, but I was thinking of having green in my cheeks instead.
>>3660441
I hate to disappoint you, but I'm no succubus...
Unless you're into cosplay. Then I might make an exception.
>>3660453
What sort of party did you have in mind, Wiggy-dear?
>>3660464
Hmm. I can't do werewolf, but how about I do... dog?
>>3660441
I needn't be fun for such insects.
BREXIT AND STEAM SUMMER SALE TODAY
>>3660452
St-stop
No one can touch it!
>>3660447
>pushes the puff back
Yeah, you never will be able to stop being annoying if I asked.
>>3660476
Do you think we will late that long?
>>3660485
>he sits there unfazed
Not now, anon. I'm feeling warm enough knowing you're he-
>dies
>respawns
Here.
>>3660487
I know that, but when do you think that will be?
>>3660499
Come on Yukine, just once?
>>3660501
No we'll die of hunger
>>3660496
>still the same shitty sales from yesterday
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE?
WHERE ARE MY SUMMER SALES????
>>3660490
Well almost the entire cast has a boner for Mr. Bones.
>>3660496
JUST AVA SQUILLIAM FFS
>>3660491
You're not gonna get any luck barking up this tree.
Might as well go fuck that flower or something that gives two shits about a cheap whore.
>>3660499
Yup that's right, but you don't hate it that much right?
>Takes his hat off and ruffles his hair.
>>3660515
Speaking of hunger, do you think they sell mayo here? I'm getting kind of hungry.
>>3660521
It's because he's very delightful.
>>3660491
>He grins lecherously with a small laugh
Oh, you know. The private kind. You, me, my hot tub, some slow RnB pumpin, see where the liquor takes us from there.
>>3660521
Sounds like fun. But honestly on first look I like his design. It's neat.
>>3660494
Oh, shuuuut uuup.
There's too many people here that think they're hot shit.
Listen, I've dealt with tons of people just like you, you're all bark and no bite.
Just shut the fuck up already, yeah? You've barely said one sentence and I'm already rearing to bite your lips off.
>>3660513
HMM....WELL, GEE! I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE IN AN HOUR? I'LL BE GIVING MY LOWEST TO SAY....45 MINUTES. BUT THAT ISN'T VERY ACCURATE. FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT COULD BE IN JUST A FEW SECONDS! HOSTS ARE THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE CREATURES TO EXIST, YKNOW.
>>3660528
Yes! A-And that doesn't mean you pet me!
>>3660514
N-no... it's my hat... no one else should touch it
>>3660544
my first time ever fucking up my text as tricky
fuck
>>3660524
Oh, how mouthy.
If you wanted, I could always play the role of a mistress and deliver your punishment for being so bad ~
>>3660534
Hmmm, tempting...
Would you allow me to check something quickly, Wiggy-poo?
>>3660553
Alright then.
>>3660521
Well mostly Albedo and Shalltear.
>>3660540
Tch, humans are worthless trash and Armageddon should be brought down to eradicate the pathetic excuse of life.
>>3660569
Yeah baby girl, whateva you need.
>>3660544
...Why are you yelling at me?
>>3660553
Ah, but Kine-kun how else am I supposed to show my affection?
>Puts his hat back on backwards.
>>3660573
Vampy, what are you doing in that picture? I thought you kept your need to feed under control!
>>3660496
I have a bad feeling Hana will be asking for money.
>>3660573
Yeah so don't touch it!
>>3660586
You don't! Please!
>>3660587
She just wants a smooch
>>3660579
>A wide grin covers her face as she reaches into her exposed cleavage and digs around for something, eventually pulling out a single playing card and holding it gently in-between two fingers.
Oh, it looks like I don't have the time, according to this.
>>3660594
Aww, but you're so cute, you're like my little brother when he was going through that rebellious phase!
>>3660569
Funny, but still no.
Even moreso no. You think I'd ever be on bottom? That's a fuckin' insult and a half.
What's your game? You just really fuckin' horny or what? There's gotta be some kinda catch. A girl with your looks wouldn't be this desperate under normal reason.
>>3660575
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. "Oh, humans are shit," and "blah blah, let's bring the apocalypse."
I'm all behind you on that, go evil, doing bad shit's pretty cool and fun and fulfilling, right, I know. But listen, you don't need to be such a fuckin' bitch about it, holy shit.
F___
S____
C____
>>3660612
>Displeasure instantly crosses his face, mixed with confusion at the sight of the card
Wha, the fuck does a card have to bout it? Keep your sched in your tits or what?
>>3660623
Flowey
Sucks
Cocks
>>3660587
I get that way when I haven't had anything to eat in awhile. It's just instinct kicking in.
>>3660594
I heard you Yukine.
>>3660618
I was created by the supreme being that is greater than god and must follow any orders given without fail.
>>3660623
New
Game
When
>>3660618
Man, I went down that path with this chick before. She just a straight up nympho, no ulterior nothin.
>Wiggins
>>3660635
Greater than God?
Alright, back up for a second. First off, we don't even know if there IS a god. Second, we don't know how strong that God would be. So what you just said is bullshit.
Another thing, I guarantee you that whoever created you would get their asses handed to them by even the weakest Tower Witch. Don't be such a condescending cunt.
>>3660641
Oh, great, thanks for telling me. I definitely wanted to imagine you getting it on with that slut, fantastic mental image. Thanks a lot.
>Mei
>>3660647
Even if it isn't I didn't say you were going through one, I said my little brother did, if you're permanently like this that would be fine.
>Kaito
