/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Small Green Loser Edition
Previous thread: >>2011218
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
*wwarps into thread
They are not okay, save them
>>2015886
We're back, baby!
Shitty edition
What if Jenny said she wanted to twerk on your face
>>2015895
Sucrose's frosting hair looks like shit.
>>2015904
I'd tell her Kiki's better.
Anyone know the source for this?
Hello boys. Enjoy your erection
Beach Opal
hello again
>>2015909
Her hair is beautiful, especially when she doesn't wash it for 3 weeks. It gives it a nice, healthy gloss.
>>2015967
>>2015969
>>2015904
I'd say yes and shove my face deep into her ass
>>2015969
If you are going to post jewel roaches, then at least post some pretty ones.
Let's play..
molest
>>2015886
Peridot is CUTE!
boop
>>2015915
Nope, and the /co/ archive shows no entry
my earliest entry for the image is 1436846160991
that is 14/07/2015
Good FUCKING luck with that
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sardonyx?before=1436846160
Someone has source?
>asked last threads, but no luck
>>2016109
My only regret was that Greg is not more swole.
Would you?
>>2016143
Certainly, as long as the plushie already has hole cut out for me.
>>2016143
I thought her legs were backwards
Goodnight sug
Always make it an event, no matter how pointless it may look, as long as it is important to you you should make it important
>>2016189
What's important to me is posting SU art most people here haven't seen before.
>>2016109
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/
>>2016109
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe
>>2016244
This is the artist that copied brideake's artstyle and makes me confused every time I see their art.
Is the coloranon still working?
>>2016273
I sure hope so.
>>2016225
>>2016244
thanks, based anons
>>2016239
happy full moon~!
>>2016339
I wonder if Lapis is stronger on the full moon like a water bender.
I'm going to be trying Pearl Vodka tonight.
I hope it doesn't disappoint me, because I do like me some Pearl.
>>2016373
That wouldn't be a half bad of a reference to pull if they did.
But she is a really water reliant fighter though.
So I'm finally rewatching the whole series, and of course that includes this episode. I knew people made fun of The Asian's storyboarding and everyone complained about Greg being a dick, but I didn't remember it as a bad episode. Now that I rewatched it, it's easily my least favorite in the whole series. The song is mediocre and Steven's VA is awfully off-tune during the whole thing, the storyboarding is terrible all around, there are like two decent jokes and the plot is not only a cliché, it's one of the dumbest examples of said cliché. "Sadie's Song" was just boring, this is plain bad. You guys should shit on this one more.
>>2016440
DEAR OLD DAD
>>2016440
It was (probably) shit on to death...
When it came out, but over time opinions change and people move on to other bad episodes like Sadie's Song.
>>2016462
Oh right, i forgot you could be banned for posting THAT kind of porn.
>>2016273
I dunno if the other guy is, I may start again tomorrow, depending on how tight of a schedule I will be running on
>>2016438
I'm curious as to how they'll keep Lapis relevant without her being overpowered.
>>2016492
There's plenty of ways around it, but he really should have used imgur.
>>2016550
Availability of water is one way to weaken her.
Surprise attacks for another.
Enemies that can't be harmed by water for various reasons.
what'd you guys think of Man of Steel
>>2016595
>partaking in capeshit
Absolutely disgusting.
>>2016595
It's pretty bad, I don't know how people got excited for BvS.
Maybe denial?
>>2016607
I just want to know my fellow SUfags are better than the rest of /co/
>>2016581
I just wanna see Lapis being kinda like Katara, having to strap a gallon of water on her back just in case anything happens.
>>2016411
Update: it's actually pretty good. Burns a little, but it's pretty smooth like Stolichnaya.
>>2016662
Does it have real pearls in it?
I want Garnet to spank Jamie's ass until it's red and sore
feeling pretty down /sug/..
what do you do? how you go on?
post some of your favorite pictures
I usually browse the /co/ threads because there's usually interesting and funny stuff. How do you guys like using /trash/ when the show is not in season? Are you in /trash/ threads even when the show is in season and /co/ threads are up?
>>2016766
I sometimes do it for her, other times i think how the ups and downs.
It's all one wild ride you just gotta survive till it's time to punch that card.
>>2016492
which of the blue gems is the best one?
Protip:It's Sapphire
>>2016776
People gossip about the crewniverse, post /ss/, argue about lapidot, and engage in the general savagery that you would expect from /trash/.
>>2016766
When I'm down, I watch something shows until I forget what I'm sad about. Usually a comedy.
Recent addition to my favorites.
>>2016776
I enjoy it, we can post porn here and we're more active. I ain't going back to /co/ every time the show comes back so they can just kick me back out again.
>>2016802
You don't have to tell me mate.
>Captcha: Superior (Gareau)
>>2016776
because SU people on /co/ are insufferable bastards.
I dunno what people will do when the show get aired again but if sug go back to /co/ I'll stay very far away from it
>>2016656
You know what? I want a fight between Redeem Team and some sort of ultra-badass Amon-y human. Steven tries to stop him, knock out punch right away. Garnet punches him, punch has no quarter, and is promptly bisected. Amethyst has her whip cut through with a knife, followed by him catching Pearl's thrown spear out of the air, which is redirected into the charging Perirobot, then by a multi-shank of Jasper and an ultimate helmet throw into Pearl. Possibly complete with c-c-combo announcer at the end. Then he stares down Lapis and he finally reaches for his guns as they prepare for the grand bandito water park ho-down showdown.
Then, a season later, human armies challenge Hommeworld by the thousands, all wearing the same armor.
>>2016766
That Jasper reminds me of Syndrome
I just try not to think about the fact that everything sucks, listening music helps, as long as it's not sad music
>>2016802
Lapis Lazuli, why is this even a question?
>>2016820
idk I always love seeing the giant reaction when something crazy goes down. Not a big fan of cartoon porn [spoiler]I'M A LIAR WASH ME DADDY[/spoiler]
>>2016847
No, fuck humans.
>>2016871
No, fuck you.
>>2016851
Fuck you, I didn't want to cry today.
>>2016896
Remenber that time that Steven tried to free Lapis and she said that she wanted to stay in prison?
That was a good episode
Im not into bsdm but if Jasper wanted to hurt me i would accept it
>>2016931
STOP. All the times Lapis tried to kill Steven and all of her other retarded actions don't count because Lapis is pretty and my waifu and I love her and you can't insult her ever. Fucking Jasperfags.
>>2016871
>>2016947
I'm samefagging for attention.
>>2016944
I am into bdsm and if Jasper or Lapis wanted to hurt me I would be so into it.
>>2016947
>literally tried to murder the main character and his friends and family
"But it's okay she's pretty"
>>2016956
reply
>>2016986
You're really bad at this aren't you
>>2016983
What would your safeword be?
>>2016947
VERDICT
ON ALL ACCOUNTS
GUILTY
>>2016986
Nobody but retarded youtube commenters think like that.
>>2016999
Don't even bother bud
>>2016944
>>2016995
For Lapis it's ocean.
For Jasper it's Cheetoes.
>>2017026
>>2017033
Is there anything more controversial in /sug/ than Lapis arguments, regardless if it be for or against her? I really enjoy shitposting about Lapis, but I really need something else to shitpost about. I swear I've been making the exact same posts and arguments for more than a year now, and even I'm beginning to become disappointed with my life decisions.
>>2017018
I mean the hate Jasper gets for the thing's she's done compared to Lapis and Peridot is pretty undeserved but there's no need to take it out on Lapiss.
>>2016995
Clods
>>2017046
indexer cause some ruckus from time to time
>>2017046
Saying Jasper will be shattered.
Only thing is there's very few Jasperfags to bait.
>>2017093
Just post that meme comic 8 million more times.
jej
>>2016991
?
that literally proves nothing, you still get a (you) when you reply to yourself
>>2017119
How many child molestation charges will Peridot get?
pearl's pubie penis
>Just sold a Garnet Funko and Pearl Funko for 50 bucks today.
And you clods said that it wouldn't work!
>>2017135
It's more likely some of those kids would molest her.
>>2017093
That doesn't really work. You might get a few replies at best, but never any real arguments. Arguing that Jasper did nothing wrong used to work great, but too many people have become convinced that Jasper actually isn't all that bad.
>>2017135
None
>>2017150
She's kind of a dick, but she hasn't really done anything "evil" so far.
Scalies.
>>2017177
Except that little bit about trying to kill the main characters which would eventually lead to the planet being destroyed and all of humanity dying.
http://strawpoll.me/7167569
Far more interesting poll than the ones we've had recently
>>2017210
She was bringing them to Homeworld to get information, she didn't try to kill anyone once.
She even had Ruby and Sapphire's vulnerable Gems and just put them in cells.
>>2017210
That would've happened without her intervining you know.
>>2017060
to be honest I don't think I've really ever seen much jasper hate, aside from shippers who are quick to say they don't like jaspis because it's problematic or whatever
in these threads though, it's always lapis getting picked apart.
and in the months leading up to peridemption, it was similar for peridot, because you had people who knew where things were going and people who somehow thought it was impossible for her to be redeemed
can't wait for the jasper morality debates to pick up steam once lapis is squared away with
>>2017231
>just blast them with the ship
>>2017247
Which would poof them.
>>2017245
Are you kidding? There are tons of tumblrites that ask you to tag any Jasper because the mere sight of her triggers them. I agree though that it's the anti Jaspis shippers that shit on her the most.
>>2017253
>implying a high-energy laser blast wouldn't disintegrate them
>>2017253
It would destroy their gems.
>>2017260
Her intent isn't to destroy the world, she was trying to protect Peridot because that was her mission, so yes?
did someone said amazoness godess
>>2017177
That is the problem. Too many people have realized that. Shortly after the first Jasper episodes aired, no one really believed that. So many thought of her as some generic cartoon villain, which allowed for huge multi-thread arguments to arise. It was fucking hilarious.
>>2017247
>>2017260
Reminder that the CG also tried to kill Jasper before she landed. Also, we have no way of knowing if the laser would have killed anyone.
>>2017245
Remember when people thought Peridot was literally Hitler?
>>2017260
>Jasperfags
I won't tell you who my favorite Gem is, but it ain't Jasper.
>>2017272
>>2017277
>implying we know enough about Gems or Gemtech to determine this
>>2017253
We don't actually know what it would've done to them. Blocking it exhausted Steven so presumably it packed a decent punch, possibly enough to break gems.
>>2017284
Why yes I did
>>2017282
>Her intent isn't to destroy the world
She knows exactly what the ultimate consequence of her actions will be, considering how she fought in the war. The fact that she's not responsible herself for the Cluster doesn't make her innocent.
>>2017288
>Also, we have no way of knowing if the laser would have killed anyone.
Seriously. Listen to yourself. You're like those idiots who say Lapis wasn't *really* trying to drown Steven and Connie. It's a fucking laser.
>Jasperfags inbound
Please no.
>>2017266
>there are people who think this isn't adorable
>>2017324
The consequences of her actions won't change a thing, is what I'm trying to say. She's not doing anything to speed up the destruction of the Earth, and neither is Peridot. It was just a recon mission.
>>2017330
yeahhh,this cute
but wont happen
>>2017324
The laser being lethal would make no fucking sense. Jasper initially uses it on the CG because who cares about them, but then she realizes that Rose Quartz is there and then uses the laser even more hastily. If it was lethal, then she would have been trying to kill the gem that she was trying to capture, which would be a contradiction.
>>2017247
Have a better one, anon
>>2017330
>or this
>>2017387
or this
>>2017291
Daily reminder that peridot did rape-auschwitz
>>2017387
The cutest.
>>2017387
>people hate redeemed jaspis
I hope all 3 HW gems become fuckbuddies tbqh
>>2017402
>She's still complicit.
So is Peridot.
>>2017387
Jaspis looks cute and you just know their relationship is going to get some focus after Malachite is done.
I want Jasper to put me in a leg lock, laughing as I struggle to get free
StevenXLapis>Lapearl>>>>>>>>>Jaspis>Lapidot
>>2017413
And Peridot was damn evil, too.
>>2017438
>Any Lapis ship
>>2016766
I fucking love babby Jappers
>>2017452
any ship with Steven is good even Lapis
>>2017438
Wow your taste is the complete opposite of mine
>>2017402
What doesn't make sense about it being non-lethal? It does very little damage to the areas it hits in comparison to other gem attacks and the only other gem tech we have seen from the recon mission are also non-lethal (the prison fields and the prod).
>>2017150
This...reverse bait? Magnificently done
>>2017136
Don't you hate when you get cummies stuck in your pubies?
>>2017452
>lapis in general
>>2017493
>What doesn't make sense about it being non-lethal?
There is no point to it. Jasper apparently agrees, considering she only aimed it at them once.
Ok /sug/, stop with the jokes
Post gems who did absolutely nothing wrong
I'll start
>>2017544
When are you starting?
>>2017544
>>2017544
let me start that for you anon
*paf*
>>2017544
Name one time, I fucking dare you.
>>2017544
Pic related.
>>2017576
When she fused.
>>2017595
Blue Diamond, we know that's you.
I swear to god we better at least see another fusion before trump becomes president and ends the world
una
>>2017576
"Future Vision". Remember that she knew it was going to be the most likely outcome.
Her intentions were good but considering how much shit Pearl and Amethyst get for the turns they've taken traumatizing Steven and how Garnet is supposed to be the stable one people could at least acknowledge that it was a bit fucked-up.
>>2017576
squished peridot without even considering that she might have valuable information
>>2017604
>trump becomes president
Nice meme.
>>2017544
Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, most of the corrupted gems, most of the cluster gems, Jasper, Sapphire, Ruby, Sardonyx and Garnet did absolutely nothing wrong based on what we have seen. Everyone else is pretty terrible.
>Steven committed mass Stevencide
>Amethyst attacks her teammates because they hurt her feelings
>Pearl during Space Race and Rose's Scabbard
>Peridot tried to kill Steven multiple times
>Lapis tried to kill Steven multiple times
>Yellow Diamond likes to commit mass genocide
>Blue Diamond executes people for saving other people
steven "have a great weekend" universe
Steven decides to have sex with Pearl
>>2017615
>Jasper did absolutely nothing wrong
no no we just went all the way through with this bait, please try something else
>>2017615
>Jasper, Sapphire, Ruby
>did absolutely nothing wrong based on what we have seen
The memes ends here
>>2017615
>Jasper
>Sapphire
>Ruby
>Garnet
>absolutely nothing wrong
I'll give you the corrupted and cluster Gems because they're not fully aware but Jesus.
>>2017635
She didn't, though. Trying to kill the CG was absolutely justified. They had their weapons drawn and were not willing to back down. Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>2017637
she forgot the beetle
>>2017637
Fuck off with the "fusions are a single entity" meme. Her constituents did wrong so she has also done wrong.
>>2017544
I was about to say Amethyst, but I now remember her all existence was a mistake
>>2017637
Hard to do nothing wrong when you don't do anything at all.
>>2017661
Don't blame her, blame her parents.
>>2017648
I can understand that Jasper is controversial, because it is basically an argument of "Do you think a police officer is justified in shooting people holding knives?", but what did Sapphire, Ruby or Garnet do that is wrong?
>>2017667
Man Amethyst fucks up so much she fucks up just by existing.
But we love her anyway.
>>2017615
Amethyst has literally done the least wrong
And PUH LEASE that rose shape shift shit is. In the past and Greg deserves it for killing her and taking her away from them all and endangering the earth and being bald
>>2017667
I feel you senpai
>>2017686
no WE dont
>>2017576
Fuck this mary sue. Terrible character.
>>2017688
>attacking Pearl because of angst isn't doing something wrong
>endangering herself because of angst isn't doing something wrong
Amethyst is low on the wrongness scale, but she definitely did some very wrong actions.
>>2017703
>posting le epic meme
Obviously I wasn't including you in that "we", as far as I'm concerned you're subhuman.
>>2017682
Sapphire and Ruby destroyed the best diner stand in all Keystone
Garnet allowed Steven to give us Garnet's Universe
>>2017717
>not enjoying Garnet's Universe
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
>>2017576
"Whoops I just traumatized Steven it's ok though I'll just explain what I did and that will fix everything."
"Hey, I know there's a destructive enemy gem hiding somewhere but I think I'll just take a week off to be pissy at pearl and go on a road trip instead of looking for her. Won't that be fun?"
"Oh no, a problem. I'd better punch it."
"Shut up everyone else we're doing it my way. Oh wait, Steven had an idea? Never mind we're doing it his way. What do you mean he might die? I'm sure it'll be fine."
"Oh that problem is still there. I'll just punch it again to be sure."
A true paragon.
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
The only one that is wrong here is you.
>>2017661
>denying canon this hard
Anon, it's been stated that fusions are a separate entity from their component gems.
>>2017667
>>2017688
Nigga fuck y'all for trying to erase her actions because waifus and shit.
This whole show is about forgiveness, development and letting go of the past. Everyone fucks up. What makes Pearl and Amethyst not only good characters but likeable ones is that they acknowledge their mistakes and actively try to move on or at least make up for them.
>>2017715
>Likes Amethyst
>Thinks that he or his waifu is important
>actually using le epic meme in a sentence
Its better to be a subhuman than being in love with trash kiddo
>>2017717
Confirmed for being no fun.
Do you think she ever fugged Steven and told him not to tell anyone?
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
>the most anime episode to date
Get that rope ready, bud.
>>2017767
>What makes Pearl and Amethyst not only good characters but likeable ones is that they acknowledge their mistakes and actively try to move on or at least make up for them.
And that's why no one can relate to Garnet and why she is left behind when listing 'good' characters
>>2017778
You mean her brother?
Oh yeah, without a doubt
>>2017777
checked
>>2017777
C O N F I R M E D B E S T E P I S O D E
>>2017411
Same
>>2017770
You forgot the part where you say you were just pretending to be retarded.
>>2017472
What about baby bully jasper
>>2017792
Problem is Garnet is a neutral slate while Pearl and Amethyst can be both bashed to death or loved to death.
Garnet has it good.
>sash
>>2017777
I guess that settles it. Garnet's Universe is the best and anyone who says otherwise is no fun.
>>2017815
You serious right now?
That's some shitaste right there bucko
>>2017829
Garnet went from mysterious/boring to a literal meme, she needs an actual character.
>this didn't happen when I got my tonsils out
I call bullshit.
>>2017682
>Ruby
Destruction of property.
>Garnet
As someone pointed out above, her lesson on future vision was kinda fucked up. Also dragging out the fusion-rape drama. She had every right to be pissed at Pearl, but as a leader its her job to resolve disputes like that, not let them simmer until someone snaps.
>>2017773
It's like you don't enjoy cartoons
wud u fug
You guys sure are arguing a lot. I think we can all agree, however, that Say Uncle was the greatest episode of all time, that it is canon and that Pizza Steve is the greatest character in the show.
>>2017878
>not trap Pearl
Nope
>>2017872
If destruction of property is a sin, then not a single character is innocent.
>>2017878
>Tits too big
>Nose too small
0/10 Poil, would not fug. Might hug
>>2017885
I'll agree with the first two.
>>2017853
I don't understand the dick squad meme. What is the dick squad? Is this saying that she's a slut? Is this saying the crystal gems are shit?
>>2017872
Just a little fact that future vision is never really brought up unless the plot calls for it.
Also same as >>2017891 all the gems have destroyed SOMETHING that's not really something you can use against Ruby at this point.
>>2017907
D I C K S Q U A D
>>2017878
>tiny nose
>obviously a chick
Get it away
>>2017907
its her way to say crystal gems
>>2017891
Jasper didn't destroy any property, and she acted only in the line of duty. Jasper did nothing wrong, just as George Zimmerman did nothing wrong.
>>2017885
Was. Amethyst killed him.
Literally irredeemable.
>>2017928
Pizza Steve has been eaten before. He is too perfect to truly die. Amethyst was just an inconvenience.
>>2017928
UG is a level 10 reality warper, so he's fine.
>>2017920
I want to be that table.
>>2017878
>not posting the best real pearl on earth
What I would give to have her...
>>2017920
I want Lapis to rub her feet on my furniture.
>>2017907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okk3af9SRgk
It's one of those memes that has a life of its own which is completely removed from the origin.
drawing requests. keep it SFW
Pizza Steve and Jasper hanging out.
>>2017980
Jasper benchpressing pearls
>>2017926
She wrecked up the beach and the hand ship. Also, while I wouldn't say it applies here, the "I was just following orders" defense doesn't fly when it comes to war crimes.
>>2017979
>not being into paddles
>>2017980
lapiz playing video games
>>2017980
Sapphire in boxing attire uppercutting Pearl or Jasper
>>2017980
This with Peetle, corrupted or otherwise.
>>2017980
peridot sleeping in a box instead of cat bed
>>2017993
I can just imagine her with a pile of Pearls in her hands shouting for somebody to bring her more Pearls.
>>2017963
That guy has my body type. Hmm.
Apparently I'm the perfect weight to cosplay Pearl. Maybe I could be one of those creepy alt-art Pearls.
>>2017979
I want you to calm down.
>>2017980
This with Pearl
>>2018027
Do it
>>2017980
More of Steven in this outfit
>>2018027
>guy
No. Female.
>>2018000
Garnet threw Jasper into the core. Jasper can't be blamed for it.
>"I was just following orders" defense doesn't fly when it comes to war crimes.
What war crimes did Jasper commit? She tried to possibly kill a bunch of terrorists, but then captured them and was ready to fly off.
>>2017980
Pearl as a great potoo
>>2018055
Sure, bringing the ship down was on garnet, but they wouldn't have even been at the core if jasper had kept her murderboner in her pants and just fought without crushing everything.
Also, I specifically said it war crimes wouldn't really apply Jaspers situation. Peridot, on the other hand...
>>2018033
>Oh wow, it took 22 of you to kill me.
My captcha street signs are having gems in them more and more often.
I ship this it's cute
>>2018044
These are the bottom corners of a ribcage- I know because I have the same kind of torso. That chest is flatter than the day is long.
I'm a dude and I have better hips.
>>2017046
>>2018111
Forgot pic like a dumbass
>2018116
NO
>>2018108
....
Is he at least the top
>>2018129
Not even once.
>>2018034
But there's so much work. And so much shame.
>>2018144
Please
>>2016547
>tfw Jasper will never roughly fuck me against a wall
>>2018129
>Is he at least the top
>>2018129
Does he look like a top?
>>2018129
Maybe if Sapphire and Ruby unfuse
http://strawpoll.me/7168082
>>2018178
Jamie ain't a top no matter what kind of genitals Garnet chooses to have.
>>2018178
If they can shapeshift vaginas they can shapeshift penises.
>>2018178
>Don't even like gems/fusion have dick meme
I just want Jamie to have his pelvis almost crushed during sex
>>2018092
War crimes don't really apply to any gems. They're aliens.
>>2017878
No.
>asian
>big tits
>too fat
>obviously a slut
>paid money for a "selfie stick"
I'd kick her down a some stairs though.
>>2017963
Dude what the fuck, his "tits" are almost to their bellybutton
>>2018153
Only if a big con comes through Houston.
>wake up
>still not in beach city
>still not next to my gemfu
>on top of that, still in hiatus
What the fuck is even the point
Red Sapphire and Blue Ruby
>>2018136
You're a treasure
>>2018248
She wouldn't like you anyway, you filthy organic scum
You could always score Sadie if you sweet talk her for a few minutes though
>>2018260
>Red Sapphire
So a ruby?
>>2018319
I mean, you can say that, but I'm pretty sure they're not part of his ribcage. I think you might just be deformed.
>>2018303
I don't want that obese midget.
I want my green midget.
>she wouldn't like me anyway
I'd win her over, some way some how.
>>2018322
>Blue Ruby
So a sapphire?
finally gonna write tonight, gib me some music to keep me focused /sug/
>>2017878
i'd definitely fuck that poil. Shes not Best poil, but shes hot.
But the real question is: would you this poil?
>Ship Jamie and Garnet
>But don't want to see Jamie skeleton go threw his dick
>>2018332
You could always kidnap her
>>2018319
excuse me?
those are tits, I have about the same body type and it IS like that
>>2018345
>see Jamie skeleton go threw his dick
Huh?
Would you have sex with Centipeetle?
>>2018334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgtDHqWmSnc
>>2018334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9rPqfYz_tU
Here you go
DSLs are not attractive, I'm sorry.
>>2018374
As long as she doesn't do any mouth stuff, without question.
>>2018374
Peedle is for hugs not fugs.
>>2018374
>two eyes
delete this
>>2018334
>high heels
muh dick
>>2018178
>obscure
>>2018178
>weird obscure fetish.
>Obscure
>>2018441
It is obscure though. Most people here are only pretending to like dickgirls because it's funny. Haha I posted a picture of a dickgirl Lapis in a box with glasses. Lol what a good joke.
The people who actually want this are much fewer.
>>2018462
dude, that's some good stuff
>>2018461 (You)
>>2018178
>weird obscure fetish
lol hello newbie
>>2018461
Funny joke anon
>>2018461
>Most people here are only pretending to like dickgirls because it's funny
I really wish you were saying the truth. That way /d/ woudn't be the dick infested shitfest it is right now
>>2018494
You know it's literally called /d/ because it was made for dickgirls, right?
>>2018461
>t-they're only pretending to like the thing I don't like :(
fag
>>2018461
You don't believe this. You're saying this but you don't actually believe it.
>>2018461
I think you underestimate this place.
>>2018462
Please scan this, I want it as my phone/laptop wallpaper
Why are you guys giving him all those (You)s.
>>2018527
Everybody deserves some nice (You)s in their life.
>>2018519
Maybe he's on a higher and more obscure level of irony.
I wish I'd saved that chart the one time I saw it.
>>2018477
>>2018522
Why would you think I drew that? I got it on tumblr.
>>2018461
haha i wonder what pearls dick tastes like, haha
>>2018542
Shit, I replied after the other dude did, without looking at the filename. Whoops.
/sug/ which gems?
>>2018563
Lapis is the one slapping.
>>2018563
Lapis in the water, Steven staring, Pearl yelling
>>2018542
Did I say it was you, anon?
I liked the picture, I don't care who made it, thanks for posting lol
>>2018461
Fucking normies.
these last days in /sug/ have been great
the hiatus is starting to take its toll
>>2018742
Wtf is that leaking out?
>>2018755
The real hiatus starts here
>>2018260
Cuter this way, desu.
>>2018755
The despair is really setting in.
>>2018742
Emo Lapis is objectively the worst and least canon.
>>2018765
Umbasa
Which gem would you meme the hardest?
>>2018779
Yeah, sick of teenagers and melodramatic cunts here latching onto her and projecting their "CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN" vibes into her.
>>2018813
The objectively correct answer
what if peridot just wanted it all to end already
>>2018813
I want to tell Lapis my sick memes and have her slap me in the face.
>>2018844
fuck i ruined my meme
>>2018844
Presumably, she would just ask Garnet to end her and Garnet, who probably doesn't have anything against rationally considered suicide, would counsel her until she was sure that she either wanted to commit suicide or did not.
Upon confirming that she did want to commit suicide, she would execute Peridot as humanely as possible, and make up a story so Steven wouldn't know why she's gone.
post yfw there will be a new ep this week
Do you think Zuke vents her frustrations by loudly singing Arcade Fire in the shower?
Battle Lapis.
>>2018855
She...she flew away
>>2018859
Nice try, but hope is gone from me.
>>2018894
Garnet, that was Lapis.
>>2018926
oh wow, I actually really love this one
Very cute, I can see them starting a prison rally and easily busting out, and do it for fun
>>2018864
Yes, like how Sucrose sings Bring Me To Life in the shower while crying.
>>2018891
>That half cut
I see it alot on jasper then any other gem
forgot what it was really called
>>2018990
I usually call it shit.
>>2018990
Yeah It's a shit hairstyle for shit people, it's a shame people put it on Jasper. It's called an undercut afaik.
>>2018980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
>>2019014
the hell even is that pillow, looks like a cut pikmin monster
>>2019036
Ask scribble.
>>2019035
Is this her defense against bullies?
>>2019035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otsSiSZei-s
its so cute i want to throw it off a building
>>2019036
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/141415585677/thanku-i-draw-crab-pillo
It's a crab.
>>2019046
dont be fooled, those hurt like a mother fucker, fell down once and my thumb clicked on it.
Gave the class quite a scare when I screamed haha
>>2019076
ah, its that crab he always manages to sneak into his art, ok
>>2019080
It hurts when you staple directly, but it doesn't carry momentum very far.
I won't be happy until they remove this fuckstain from this show once and for all.
Sub Jasper > Dom Jasper
>>2019126
Objective fact.
>>2019123
Well now that's not a nice thing to say about Steven
>>2019107
>That baby mally
my heart...but I have a question, RUby and Sapphire fused the first time on accident and Garnet looked like cotton candy swirl
Will Malachite too, take a better color coding form later on?
Kinda hope not. Love her wild look.
>>2019123
thats not sadie
I want Sugilite to shrink down to 8-10 feet so she can fit in my house
I want her to walk around the house naked 9 times out of 10
I want to see her large body bounce and jiggle as she plops down on the couch
I want her to motion me torwards her
I want to hesitantly walk to her
I want her to grab me with her powerful arms and make me sit in her lap, her tits falling around my shoulders
I want her to tell me that even though I'm a puny fleshbag she still cares about me
I want us to share a passionate kiss that will last hours
I want her
>>2019145
I actually do hate both of them so it works either way.
>>2019154
well, I can say without doubt you differently have a gemfu, congrats anon
>>2019148
I don't think so, she's got her stripes from Jasper.
She will probably change a lot if we ever see her again, which will be a shame.
>>2019154
She's basically a black person though
>>2019123
Yeah I really hate the seagulls as well
>>2019148
>>2019126
Only if Lapis is Dom
>>2019194
Always.
>>2019189
You can't have two mommies.
>>2019175
Yeah, Malachite's coloring and stripes stay. At the very least I expect:
>a proper centaur look (less lumpy looking)
>feet where they should be
The dramatic change that seems possible bit I don't want:
>turns into proper upright gem on two legs (or maybe they can stay as hand-feet at least)
Fanart's been there done that for the bipedal version
>>2019208
Stephen can
guys, i have some things to do, can't work on the rest right now
>great potoo pearl
>>2019227
what's your tumblr m8
>>2019189
>Tiny Malachite bending into a donut and tantrum-cartwheeling at turbo speeds around the house, over furniture and up walls
>>2019214
I also really don't want her to become bipedal, but it may be unavoidable.
After all, the better the relationship between Gems the more normal the fusion.
>>2019222
No, he has three.
>>2019233
Because it isn't natural, sweetheart.
>>2017830
This is the best alt costume idea I've seen for Lapis, even if it is >sash
>>2019296
You only say that because you can see her entire legs.
>>2019246
http://dinklebop-manjensen.tumblr.com
Will draw for (you).
>>2019356
Lappy feet.
>>2019356
severed Lappy feet
>>2019356
Babby Jappy being babied by your fave gem or human
>>2019377
She's gonna jump
She's thinking about it
>>2019356
chef jasper
>>2019385
she'd better
>>2019371
Never heard anyone call her Jappy before.
Sounds vaguely racist.
>>2019377
>sitting outside the fenced area
what a dangerous rebel
>>2019386
cooking severed Lappy feet
>>2019385
No she's not, it's just Zukeface.
>>2019395
Zuke called her that so I hope not
Oh wait I actually meant Jappers
>>2019356
Maybe...draw cookie cat holding a steven cookie(the face from his attack the light game)
>>2019411
Don't respond.
>>2019377
I wanna fug Lapis on the beach
No water tentacles though
>>2019411
alright, they can be al dente
>>2019313
Just like the superior blue gem
>>2019401
Cooked still attached feet
>>2019421
you're not my real dad
>>2019428
acceptable
>>2019422
You don't get a say.
>>2019271
Mama Jasper and mommy lapis have their work cut out for them
>>2019516
>tfw Jasper will never be my mommy
>>2018178
It's just how lesbians justify their desperate lust for cock manifesting in strange new ways.
>>2019516
>you will never be the boy toy Jasper and Lapis pick up at a bar for stress relief after a long week
>>2019516
>Jasper, she's ragewheeling again
>Get the net
>GET THE NET
>>2019377
>you will never spend a halcyon summer living in sin with Lapis at the Beach City Light
>>2018381
>ruining Buck
There's a special place in hell for people like you
>>2019578
Buck is ugly but he's uglier with the DSL
I didn't realize we were at image limit already.
>>2019610
I didnt realize how good you smelled
>>2019610
Holy crap this thread went fast right
>>2019610
some anon binge posted a ton of pics non stop, it happens every now and then
>>2019643
I can't count.
>>2019643
eh, whats been done is done, that jail pic pic was pretty nice to be honest
>>2019669
Yeah I just want to post my new images before my folder gets too big. If I only post pics while I'm conversing, I'll never get through them all.
new bread?
>>2019730
no, now we get to know each other.
when was ian last inside you?
>>2019750
my virginity is for zuke only,maybe matt if he wanna join
>>2019750
Hi my name's anon and he's balls deep as we speak
http://blushmallet.tumblr.com/post/141585605367/ypearl-is-so-cuuuuuuuuuute-ughh-also-like-50-asks
Yellow Pearl butt.
>>2019822
Hot dogs.
>>2019822
porkchops.
>>2019817
you know, I didnt like her at first, but the more I rewatch the episode shes so damn silly, I never realized how funny that slide in really was
>>2019822
Vodka and sadness
>>2019845
Sniggity snug.
>>2019822
A piece of chicken.Then i got got hungry and made a hamburger
>>2019867
I actually had hot dogs though.
>>2019877
No you fucking didn't.
>>2019822
Enchilada/rice with a blob of coconut oil and balsamic beets
>>2019891
Yeah I did. I boiled them in water and put them on slices of bread spread with Miracle Whip.
What's your favorite non-SU thing?
please do not say rwby
>>2019935
One Piece.
>>2019935
Guitar. I live to play guitar and watch SU right now.
>>2019935
anime
is anime the right answer?
>>2019935
>rwby
Honestly aint my favorite, weird, wonder why they leak in here anyways.
and Red Vs Blue actually, little sad it ended but good to rewatch it every now and then
>>2019935
do you mean tv series?
If so x-files
>>2019935
cooking and not being stressed
or pokemans if you dont mean irl shit
>>2019985
made another thread because I want to post this one request and sleep..
>>2019935
Aaagh nothing
Animals
>>2019961
>wonder why they leak in here anyways
It's just Ruby posting. Because our show also has a Ruby.
That's the only reason.
>>2017561
WWII didn't happen is the show's timeline
They also don't have holidays, at least religious ones like christmas
>>2019935
Premier league football
One Piece
Management of animals/Primate care
Star wars/Sci-fi video games
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