KICKOFF IN ONE BING AND FIFTEEN BONGS
WE FOREFATHERS NOW
RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
POST RARE EAGLES HERE
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>>68778551
>Starts in one bong and fifteen bings.
Not one minute and 15 hours.
Go USA \o/
>>68778551
THIS THREAD IS TOO GAY AND SHIT...KILL YOURSELF OP
We are truly the only nation that embraces strange love with no color....
HEY GAY OP MAKE ANOTHER FUKKEN THREAD LESS GAY
>mfw an American thinks he has a chance near me
>>68778551
Glad he lost all that weight from doing MvF
FIGHT
>>68779208
AND
What's up with this gay ass picture
Fuck this shit I'm jumping in another thread
Fucking Wondolowski! WTF Klinsmann.
>wondo starting
where's the stream
>>68779239
LITERALLY bunker ball: the lineup
get ready for some boring anti-football from USA. guess they got shook after the mexico thrashing from chile.
>>68779239
Every attacker and midfielder is from the MLS
BUS PARKING IMMINENT
>>68779063
>MFW Argentinian subhuman thinks they can speak near me
>>68779228
WIN!
FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT
>>68778551
Would be a better picture if there was a log of poop in that space on the left
>>68778551
Wondo. Starting. What the FUCK?
Switch him out for an actual winger, and this whole lineup changes from something bad to something good...
LETS GO
What's wrong with Wondolowski?
>>68779252
Called it. It's bunker and hope for set pieces. Cynical shit.
>>68779374
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>68779252
FUCKKK
>Wondo
![6c3109328bc2dc5af5c9ffba5946cbb191d66440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/slB3ZhO.jpg "6c3109328bc2dc5af5c9ffba5946cbb191d66440[1]")
GET AT 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>68779276
This. Embarrassing.
>Windows
>>68779400
He shanked an easy one in the Belgium game that would have sent us to the quarters.
Well, Again, I don't know who to support
The home team or the greatest enemy so we can have the duel of fates I want since unfortunately, Trump vs Sanders will not happen, I will conform myself with a Colombia VS Argentina
>>68779503
But is he a bad player though? I mean, for USA standards.
This game will be Portugal vs Autria tier
>>68779400
Nothing worth the hate he gets
>>68779515
He has a notorious habbit of choking in the box in high pressure games.
>>68779515
He isn't great, but he isn't terrible. US fans are still mad he took Donovan's spot on the team and proceeded to choke at the most important time in his career.
>Argentina has the ball
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
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>>68779588
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>68779554
He didn't take Donovan's place
Davis or Green did
>>68779239
>Wando
>15 bongs
cool il watch it when i wake up
Argentina is wearing blue
easy US win
Screencap this
I hope Argentina rapes the US so no one gives a fuck about soccer here.
I almost died in Iraq. No reason for this shit to be here
>>68779700
the newfag meant bings
If Messi is really an autist than a US player should just whisper "Sonic Sucks" into his ear and he'll run off the pitch crying. Easy W.
>tfw we're going to win and there is nothing ABUSAs can do about it
>>68779790
Messi would rather debate a presses than like Sonic.
>>68779728
>>68779793
>Argentinian subhuman
disappointed in this lineup desu. we are going to lose anyway, might as well try to do it with style. defend with 7 or 8 instead of 9. Also, this is obviously 442, i don't think we expect wondo to be providing lots of tracking back on the flank
>>68779717
We only choke in finals using the blue
Maradona scored the famous goals against the Brits 30 years ago wearing the blue
>>68779239
>Wondo
Just kick my shit up (over the net)
>people actually thought Nagbe would start
>>68779790
>>68779790
>>68779790
>>68779790
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
I'm rooting for you usa!
MAKE FOOTBALL SOCCER AGAIN!
>>68779790
>>68779883
or supporters just screaming this
How many bongs?
>>68779838
>News guy ask if the referee is good
>Sportscasters say he's bad, very bad
I don't think so, it's obvious USA will win. Remember me, it will gonna end 1-0
>>68779921
Fútbol*
>>68779838
If we actually can manage Argentinas attack, I'm sure we might see some tactical changes and substitutions that give us some more offensive flair. I do agree that Wondo won't give us much defensive cover on the flank, that's a problem.
I'm fine with this lineup though,it's rather safe. I'm curious to see how the back 4 + beckerman deal with higuain + messi
>>68779969
Literally bings
>>68779969
It's on at 02:00
30bings
>>68779987
>we
loo
Should I stay up and watch this?
>>68779984
Bad refs are the norm this Copa so it would be weird if it wasn't shit.
>>68780014
Game will likely be terrible filled with bus parking. Shitposting may well be worth staying up for.
>>68779615
Where the fuck is Green? Is he still alive? Is he still an up and comer?
>>68780050
He's joining Agudelo and Morris in the overhyped shitter shack.
>>68779824
How many a presses does it take messi to beat bobomb fields?
is this the comfy thread?
>>68780009
I'm an American staying in india for two weeks
I was on a 13 hour plane ride while Mexico got dismantled by Chile at my home stadium
>>68780066
>>68780050
what happened to rubin?
>>68779515
He's not bad, but he's slow. Changing him out for a winger that can get in behind means that we can worry the Argentine backline without making Yedlin/Fabian Johnson overextend all the time.
Wondo is just too slow to start the game. Dempsey got space because Bobby Wood's runs forced the CB's to back off, but now they can press as high as they want. Only fast player in the lineup is Zardes.
10-0
>>68779830
But them tits lad
>>68780125
Injured all of last year. Just started playing games for Jong Utrecht (Utrecht reserves) to get match fitness.
>>68780168
Bag on the face and bang bang.
US is probably going to start very defensively, Argentina might half-try some atacks at first to test what they're up against and when Banega or Messi get an idea start the attack.
US will rely on counterattacks which isn't too bad an idea considering Zardes is a fucking jetplane and could outrun Rojo.
Our defense hasn't been too tested this cup, which could be bad for us.
Anyhow I'm confident we'll win scoring 3 or 4 goals and maybe allowing one.
There is a chance that with an early advantage for us US might play less defensively and get posibly devastated by our incredible offence.
I do hope you guys rape chile on saturday.
>>68779793
>those teeth on the right
What kind of crowd are we expecting tonight?
>>68780283
enough to start a riot.
>>68780283
Houston, so it will likely be neutral.
>>68780278
This is >>68780237 how we do it.
>game is held in the usa
>people will still cheer for messi the whole game
Cuckmerica
Dubs and I drink
trips and USA win 2-0
Double digits ans USA wins
UK leaves EU
Trump becomes POTUS
Check em
>>68780432
so close
Former host of the show most representative of American culture.
>>68780432
ur 1 off cuz u got 1 wrong
>>68780432
roll
>>68780432
WONDO RUINED DA MEMES.
>>68779239
Who are the subs going to be? Jurgen doesn't trust young guys in big games but maybe if we're down by 3 he'll put Pulisic in? What position does Pulisic play BTW? Forward or Midfield?
REMOVE CHICANO
>>68780381
No doubt. Really wouldn't be surprised if there were more Barcelona shirts than American shirts in the stands considering it is in Texas and Latinos love Barca. Hope I'm wrong though. Just been to enough matches to realize stuff
let's give our energy to the US of A
>>68780432
Seriously, to those in the UK, vote for Brexit, make the UK OK again.
SO THAT'S IT???!!! We will allow this madness to go on? We will do nothing about it? We will just sit in the comfort of our houses SILENTLY and just watch while US is massacred for the whole world's amusement??? This is not how we are supposed to be, GOD DAMMIT!!!! THIS IS A SPORT! I will not be part of this!!
...
What have we become?!!!
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68780561
\o/
>>68780561
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
START THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYME
Anyone got a screenshot of that milf?
http://www.totalsportek.com/football/copa-america-live-stream/ is this the stream???
>>68780561
\0/
>>68780561
Traidor
>>68779239
>Wondo
>Zusi
>Beckerman
So Klinsmann is hoping for this kind of game?
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/matches/round=2000448/match=2017897/statistics/index.html
>>68780278
>>68780328
>what's the matter anon?
dempgod pls
Is that piece of shit Di Maria out for the rest of the tournament?
Useless piece of shit
>TFW no Gaitan thanks to Memezuelan chimps and Mexishit ref
I'm from the United States and i say kill em all!
Am I the only one that thinks of Nathan For You whenever I hear this song?
>all these americans at the stadium with Argentina jerseys
Lol cucks gonna cuck i guess.
>>68780685
Is this the right stream???
come boys this is our home turf
/pol/ here. Let's show these monkey's how to play.
So, who /a/ here?
>>68780913
>>68780955
You're getting walled tonight niggers, screencap this, 3-1
ITS TIME
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
ATTACK
HEY MESSI
ZERO MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
/p/ here - come on USA
>>68781051
Don't jinx it, fag
>Lavezzi
what the fuck?
>>68781051
Hello my white friend.
It's our year la'
there's a Teddy Roosvelt in the audience
>>68781134
Gaitan can't play thanks to a second yellow and Di Maria is fragile useless POS
>>68781134
USA is starting Wondo. Its evened out.
>you will never go to a soccer match and sing the national anthem with your dad because your dad things soccer is for faggots
why isnt howard starting?
>>68780674
THIS
BUILT THE WALL
All those dirty argies at the stadium.
BUILT THE WALL REEEEEEEEEE
>>68781348
He's right about you being a faggot tho
>>68781284
Di Maria is like the best player for their nt though
He is made of glass
And here we go.
If USA defeats the argies will they finally stop being the joke country in football?
>USA
>Football
pick one.
>>68781510
But that's England since they think they're actually good.
*muffled ehhh puto off in the background*
>>68781510
no, just another small step forward. beating Messi might win over more fans in the US that support other countries and get children hyped, so that would be the biggest benefit.
>>68781553
I'll pick Dos a cero, puto
Well that didn't take long
>>68778551
OOPS.
ITS OGRE
>>68781510
>we wont get btfo
GET FUCKING REKT
7-0 INCOMING
IT BEGINS
That's the only one they'll score tonight.
screen cap this.
welp
>USA's trainer clapping
why are americans so cucks?
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
>>68780542
>Texas Latinos hating America
This is not commierfornia you cali cuck faggot, this is glorious Texas where even the Mexicans love the USA. I hate when non Texas scum try to talk like they know anything about our based state.
Flyover states everyone
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Burgercaust incoming, digits confirm
Welp
>>68781134
my friend
Ooooouch
Shameful display americans, the fuck man?
>guzan
What a useless piece of shit
who /notwatching/ because they get too tense/emotional/angry during u.s. matches
ARGENTINA WINS!
RECONQUISTA MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>68781974
I stand by my word, he is shite and should be nowhere near the Argentinian NT.
Friendly reminder Howard would've saved that
well I'm lubed up boys are you?
GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH BROTHER
This game is intense.
is this the comfy edition?
why the fuck is Zardes playing right back?
holy shit and you wonder how Lavezzi was left unmarked
Zardes is a literal useless player.
an absolute joke
>HAHA BUT HIS TOUCH IS A MEME
no it's a fucking joke.
That wasn't a foul
>>68782084
Sorry britlad
Your next to get btfo in euros
The chip was real
>bradlel
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of burgers and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of burgers out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are we losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we would actually do well???? This is so fucked.
>>68782219
Doesn't matter now. That cross was shit.
as I said some days ago, Argentina will feel motivated to do the same, and even better, than chile.
>>68782201
Zeroes is playing rm he just loves to defend and we need him to desu.
>>68782321
>Argentina
>Motivated to do anything for the NT
There's a reason why they've have consistently produced talent with nothing to show for it.
is this the comfy bread?
>>68782297
Yeah Bradley is shit
>>68782268
I hope you're trolling but if you're not go apologize and explain why you did it, autisti
>>68781869
So USA still loses 0-1?
where's that wunderkind Julian Green?
god i hate landon donovan as a commentator
>>68782450
It is now.
2-2 and then penaltys
>>68782484
Got loaned to Hamburg, then got injured, then went to shit.
The audio on delay?
>>68782324
always thought he was a striker la'
i only have fifa knowledge and the ebin reddit joke being his touch.
Is Geoff Cameron a right back or center back for you?
Fucking Bradley almost let them score.
Messi doesn't trust Higuain.
>>68782739
Messi saw Lebron over the weekend and decided to take over the game.
Ok lads, is Bradley shit tier?
He looked shit tier there.
>biggest usmnt match since the WC
>will be the biggest match until the next WC
>NOT ON FOX NATIONAL TV
Brutal rape incoming
We gonna be ENRICHED tonight
>>68782482
I'm sorry, but did the U.S. already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only in the first 15 minutes. Does not having the lead in the first 15 minutes count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The U.S. is still playing right now and they have been on top of their game for how many months now? He's campaigning againstvone of the worst senators in the Senate who just happen to have a lead because he conned.a bunch of Jesus freaks. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The U.S. is one of the best fucking countries in the world, we rocked the world cup last year and would of won the one if we didn't lose. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the U.S. wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the U.S. just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-U.S. topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the the U.S. because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
fp
this american crowd is going nuts.
big up big up
>>68782846
Been shit the last couple. Occasionally goes beast mode and makes you think that form will return. Fight and Win personified.
Is that dudes name Fumas More?
Argentina need to be careful with the counter, they're pressing a lot
>>68782846
He's extremely overrated by any American commentator.
Man, these guys are playing way too excited. Need to calm down and do a better job surveying the field.
>>68783070
sup faggot
>>68782983
Funes Mori
He's the one who stamped Origi and cheered afterwards during the Merseyside derby
>>68782983
Funes mori
>Higuain
>>68783070
>implying we cannot afford a risky offensive
>>68783070
There's literally no one but zardes and the wing backs who can get behind the line. Dempsey doesn't have those wheels anymore, wondo never did.
>>68782979
meh, not needed from a midfielder
only thing id want from a midfielder is consistency in possession.
>>68783101
how come what does he say?
>>68782441
motivation and moral is key in this game, m8
0-1 at 3 min means the US is completely fucked already, argentina just has to wait some minutes until the US is mentally tired of their bullshit, and then just do whatever they please
>>68783070
'murica are doing fuck all in attack.
never mind beating their system, someone on your team just needs to beat a man, take a risk, grow some balls.
>>68783323
USA was losing 1-0 to Japan when they bombed Pearl Harbor, but we still ended up nuking them and and killing them all. God bless America
What formation is USA using?
>>68783295
They rate him as actually being as good as Ozil or Kroos, being second only to prime Iniesta. At least that's how it sounds like when they talk about him.
>decide to watch this meme game casuals have been sperging about
>usa already losing
cant even tell which team is which
>>68783248
I wouldn't risk it with the lead either way, US will have to push forward and that's when you carve them up
>>68783184
TSUUUU
Dempsey dropping Bows on Macherano
>>68783494
It's supposed to be a bog standard 442
starting to feel bad for the 'murica fans paying to watch this bullshit.
a good hope is Argentina start becoming too casual with the ball tho
>>68783538
The white ones are ours
I'm late m8s, who scored?
>Romaro
>>68783646
levezzi
>>68783514
Christ no one thinks this.
>>68783514
>They rate him as actually being as good as Ozil or Kroos,
surely this is only to big up their domestic game and make it more approachable for 'muricans?
>>68783646
Argentina around 3 min mark
>>68783646
lavezzi
>>68783601
I love how as soon as I made this post, Romero nearly concedes the ball for a goal.
That hope for casualness is gone now tho
Fuck me.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>68783695
>>68783732
>>68783743
Crap, I was rooting for 'Murica, you guys posted so much support for us last year... there's time to turn the score around, don't lose your faith in memes guys
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
USA getting rekt by spics.
>>68783697
They might not actually think it but they talk like they do. Not people or other players, just commentators.
>>68783710
Yes desu, it's to get retards to think we have decent players.
YESSSSS AMERITARDS BTFO!!!!
Did USA ever had a chance? Lol
ITS OGRE
ARGENTINA BEST TEAM IN WORLD! ABSOLUTELY PROPERR! PROPAH!
>ameripoops
top poop
>>68783628
oh you
webm where
>>68783979
this is why we need a bigger wall
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
>ding dong
DEE FENSE
The most dangerous lead?
R-right guys?
>>68780882
Maggie Thatcher would be proud, my fellow accomplice.
>>68783979
Argentina is white though
>>68784266
fuck off tory cunt
>>68784254
Yeh... I'm hoping USA doesn't lose as bad as mexico.
What a great shot
all 'murica can hope for now is not to concede again before half-time.
'murica really need to start isolating players tho.
BUILD THE MURRICA
MAKE WALL GREAT AGAIN
Another Chile vs Argentina
Now this will be interesting
>>68784320
Buenos Aires did. I did a bit of farming for charity in Salta and Jujuy and some times I thought I was in Bolivia.
as long as we dont lose 7-0
r-right guys?
Most dangerous lead. We'll be back
>playing povertyball
>Donaldo free kicks
off target or against the wall
>Messi(ah) free kicks
guaranteed goal
topkek brahs
even at penalties ronaldo is starting to suck
Goddamn that was a beautiful shot
G-go US
What does klinsmann do at halftime. Keep the same team in and damage control and hope to sneak set pieces, or get nagbe+ in and switch things up.
as long as we don't do worse than Mexico, we'll be okay.
>>68784442
Arg will score 4-5 and then take it easy so as not to embarrass you guys
Nobody c- cares about this stupid sport anyway
>Gringos thought they could actually win.
Are we the worst passers in the entire cup?
>meanwhile in Portugal
>>68784478
you must be watching a different game.
the NBA thread is that way, friend. :^)
>>68784587
Brazil looked pretty bad, too.
>>68784504
take a striker off, add another midfielder to start.
would've done it already if I was him
Americans cheering as the opposition score. This is why you aren't taken seriously.
Nah Argentina won't exhaust themselves looking for a 7-0, they're going to slow it down now
>>68784555
who thought that?
>>68784587
Worst decision makers, regardless of tournament. There's something massively flawed in US coaching at a fundamental level.
>>68784632
We don't have a good midfielder to put on, they're on suspensions.
I BELIEVE
If it becomes 3-0 before HT, it's ogre, the US will get rekt
If they go into HT 2-0, then they'll probably get a cheeky 2-1 or keep it 2-0
>>68784678
"""""""""""Americans"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68784725
Bradley needs to get his head out of his ass. He's been terrible
>>68784632
pulisic
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRADLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU'RE BEING FUCKING WANK
>>68784632
Literally the most attacking midfielder in the lineup is playing left back. I know Pulisic and Nagbe are young but you can't just sit back against Argentina and they are the best attackers available
>>68784678
Americans don't take soccer seriously, m8. It's kind of a joke to us.
>>68784748
I BELIEVE THAT
>>68784725
Nagbe for wondo is the move. Or a move at least.
>>68784757
White people in USA jerseys with US flags/colours on the faces.
You tell me where they're from.
why is this thread so slow?
>>68783979
No shame in being beat by the greatest white man of all time, Lionel Messi.
KILL BRADLEY
HOLY SHIT
Fucking Bradley
>>68784555
One gringo is the only reason Argentina is winning though.
>>68784845
Alex Morgan for Wondo when?
>>68784818
u that fat guy from the meme picture?
>>68784861
We only have one shitposter
Honestly Bradley must have the most giveaways of any player in futbol history. Hes absolute garbage. What does he even do out there?
fucking Bradley hasnt had a complete in the last 10 minutes...
feelin bad t b h
>>68780913
blown the fuck out bitch
they should park the bus already so they dont get mex7c0'd
>>68784703
The delusional US sports media and /sp/.
>>68784725
Uhhhh pulisic
>>68784858
Texas isn't America. They are independent contractors
>>68784941
*complete pass
>>68780561
kb la pija chileno envidioso. Mira lo que tu energia rancia les hizo JAJ
So glad the US are getting BTFO
The sooner this fag sport goes back into irrelevancy the better
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/20/argentine-buyer-spends-more-than-600000-at-nazi-memorabilia-auct/
Che quién fue?
Don't reply to the tripfag.
>>68784555
how does it feel that your "country" has been cucked by the US?
>it's a Bradley gives the ball away episode
Does Argentina want to get invaded?
'Cause this is how you get invaded.
>>68785045
>being THIS upset
kek
KEK
>>68784818
Why are you so proud of your hip circumference that you had to use it as your trip mate?
I wish one of our guys would go in and break Messi's ankle.
>>68785045
We aren't getting blown out, idiot. We're losing by 2 and its not even halftime. We're getting better and have outplayed them for the last few minutes. Expect big things in the 2nd half.
USA keeps playing it backwards. They give Argentina opportunities to score.
>>68784555
pay debts
>>68784504
nagbe for wondo
>>68785045
The shitposting thread is the other way
This is the chill faggy thread
>>68785069
so a normal USMNT episode?
>>68785098
we look like shit and I'm thrilled.
>>68785045
Yes, we need boreball to become great again.
wow argentina is just insulting the usa they arent even caring to play
GET OFF THE GROUND
>>68785045
then we can all go back to watching a bunch of spics hitting a ball with a stick, or a bunch of niggers tackling each other for 10 minutes.
>>68784861
Burguers are quietly leaving.
RIP messi
>Divegentina
>>68782889
> Getting this worked up about shitpostin on 4chan
Kek
THAT FLOP
APLAUDAN GORDOS CHICANOS DE MIERDA
>shoulder tapped
>flop harder then the rock getting stone cold stunner
>people wonder why americans don't watch this shit.
>>68785224
>you
Post HT sea urchins
>>68785164
This is the thread for people watching more than posting
I thought
>>68785224
Welcome newfriend
>>68785238
Because we'd rather watch LeBron do it?
USA is so shit at a sport that actually takes skill. The one sport that matters in the world. They had to invent all these other fat fuck tard sports to make them feel better.
>>68784971
you are sorely mistaken, my bankrupt friend
MEME MAGIC IS REAL ANONS
2-2, ARGENTINA TO CHOKE ON PENALTIES
Dub confirm this Meme Magic
Fucking scary faggots what a lack of character
>>68785192
>Guzman thinks he is at WWE
No wonder your team sucks
>>68785287
Damn
>>68785098
>I wish one of our guys would go in and break Messi's ankle
It's not americunt football
WHO /ARGENTINA VS COLOMBIA/ HERE?
>>68785328
your meme magic has no power here brit
>>68785306
forget to turn off your proxy again, nigel?
>>68785098
lmao
>>68783471
That isn't 'Go 'Za
Get the fuck out
>no clapping
>>68785306
Haven't seen this post in 10 minutes, good post anon way to keep things fresh.
>reasons why Bradley is shit
can't find a pass
how do you fix this??
add another midfielder
>Reason why messi is finding so much ball in midfield
Argentina are over-running 'murica in midfield.
how do you fix this???
add another midfielder
>>68785444
Just get ready for the second half.
>>68785348
Tim Howard is greatly missed.
>>68785328
this is God's country ahmed. your meme magic ain't shit.
Lavezzi play in China? lol? He has more talent than that, what the hell?
>>68785402
i hope Colombia go through
gd for Montero which is gd for Swansea
>Klinsmann running straight to refs after HT whistle after being completely obliterated by Argentina
Just sack this fraud already.
I hate how Argentina is so fucking reliant on Messi, every goal this team has ever made is because he does something
Fucking shows when you think about the last Copa America final against Chile and the World Cup finals against Germany, he wasn't in his best game during those matches and Argentina lost because the rest of the team depends on him
I fucking want them to lose so they shut the fuck up about Messi
>>68785534
money
Reminder that diving is killing any possible footy growth in the US. Most sports fans here will never take it seriously.
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=soccer%20flop&src=typd
>>68785453
>>68785453
>masterrace
>looks like this
kek
Nos vemos en la final amigos.
Siempre un honor disputarla con ustedes, gane quien gane...
>>68785453
Klinsmann starting wondo is looking more and more like the tactical blunder of the day. How didn't he see this coming though.
Man, when Messi went up to that freekick I thought
> why is Messi taking this? Really suits a right footer more.
>the blistering pace of these threads
is this the prime of /sp/?
>>68785600
así será, ojalá no nos aplasten mañana a lo mexico
>>68785607
Wondo should have been banned from international play after missing that goal against Belgium.
And THIS is the best team in CONCACAF???
Fuck, no wonder why they don't wanna play the world cup qualifiers with the Conmebol, THEY ALL fucking suck.
HERE COMES THE CHORILIN!
>>68785683
Wrong thread, go away
>>68785109
>>68785066
Why so salty?
Would Howard have kept at least one of those out?
>>68785607
yeah, wondo was the one to give the free kick before the 2nd goal as well.
Klins needs to grow some balls, should've made a 20 minute substitute.
>alexi lalas butthurt af and not having any of this spics shit
>>68785497
Stay in this thread, I want to laugh at you later on
Lel, muricans sucks at real football.
>>68785557
This and also the defense relies on the keeper way too much
>there are people who actually thought the USA would win
Yo quiero una vela
>>68785578
exactly
MLS needs to realize this. no one wants to watch a sport where bullshit goes down on the regular. those of us who do have some kind masochistic tendency.
>>68785785
how will you know who I am? checkmate
>>68785773
He looked pretty annoyed when they came back after the break . imagine how aweful it must be to watch a game next to Lalas
>>68785848
MLS diving is nowhere near as awful as big euro leagues man
>Messi became Argentina's all-time topscorer with that FK
>Messi always breaks goalscoring records with hattricks
Pepper your angus USA, 2 more Messi goals incoming.
Not watching the game
Argies,are the gringos too bad?
Gringos, are the argies diving?
Is Mascherano still based?
>>68784628
You are retarded
>>68785109
they already did. maybe keep up with current events
>>68785290
>germans
>knowing anthing about food
Your beer is okay I guess, but your food?
>>68785328
Dubs and he tells truth
>>68785927
yes
yes
who
>>68785912
They will never watch so they'll never know. But they'll always give constructive criticism regardless.
>>68785925
everyone knew we were going to lose as long as we dont get btfo like mexico im fine with it. not to mention argentina is better than chile.
>>68785939
Did somebody say Meem Magic?
tbf even though the 1st goal consisted of 'murica shitting themselves and seeing 5+ players charge at messi at the same time, his assist was Scholesy-esq
>>68785746
Why so black?
>>68786046
What would be the worst scoreline you could live with? 3-0, 4-0, 5-0?
>>68786123
4-0 is pushing it id be frustrated with that scoreline
>>68786040
Argie defense who looks like the brazzers guy
Has a big heart and a real team player.
unlike Messi.
>>68786120
I could ask you the same thing
>>68786046
>Argentina is better than Chile
Wrong, but that's expected from an American talking about ""soccer""
>>68786095
Us giving up an early as fuck goal is kind of a trademark in the last 6 years, isn't it? I swear it happened a couple times last World Cup.
>>68785290
JESUS CHRIST THAT DISGUSTING THUMBNAIL (the guy's actual thumbnail).
>>68786258
>that flag
>this sport
>>68786173
i've only seen argies rolling around dying so
>>68785935
i'm actually a trained chef senpai
not saying german food is great but i know how to cook
>>68786228
lel stop replying to these people. you're getting trolled by stormfags who don't care about football.
>>68786258
Argentina beat them literally a week or two ago. Without Messi.
PULSIC!
COMING OF AGE GAME. SCREENCAP THIS
PULSIC THE GREAT WHITE HOPE
If you are wearing an Argentina jersey take it off before leaving the stadium, some of you are alright.
>>68786123
2-0
3-1
Will be legitimately angry if we lose by >2
>>68786258
Most of the time Argentina's better than us, is just that we finally have a half decent team.
i keep thinking the stuffed-nose "Hi I'm Verizon Paul!" guy is fucking Subway Jared
WTF is it with that stuffed nose dude voice
GOAT INCOMING
>>68786319
hey mate shouldn't you be in the Euro thre-oh wait nvm
Where's Landon Donovan?
>>68786342
A reason to keep watching at least.
>Messi vs American Messi
>>68786042
The lower the quality of football, the less diving. Proven by the fact the lower down you go in the English the less common it is. Even at Semi-Pro level where the players have considerably less talent that the teams even a league above them, there's no that much diving.
NOW he put Pulisic in?
>>68786319
Chile was sleeping. Now that they're on form they will destroy Argentina. Chile has better defense, midfield and strikers. Argentina only has a known choker in finals called Missi.
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>>68786373
Not in the mood to receive banter from such an utterly boring and unremarkable country as Canada so I'd appreciate it if you'd cut it out x
>>68786404
Greatly missed and my heart forever.
wheres cobi jones????
>>68784632
>>68784817
>>68784845
>>68784973
we called it bros
>>68786464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(Netherlands)
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68785607
i'm not saying this to gloat or something, but I said move away from 442 and get nagbe or pulisic in. Figured another body in the midfield would help keep possession and defend, and a second striker in 442 is just another guy who wouldn't get touches. And i predicted we'd see beckerman and wondo. wondo can't play the flank and beckerman's presence pushes bradley into a spot where his actual qualities are wasted. Massive tactical blunder imo. hindsight is 20/20, but the first half went exactly the way worst case scenario would suggest.
>>68786523
BORING
>>68786404
Enjoying the US collapse from the sidelines
>>68786270
tbf I thought USA played really well in 2014.
Belgium are a stacked squad and there was no way you'd really be beating them rn imo
>>68782268
Your mom needs a strong sexy man (me) she can open up to and have sex with to release her frustration.
I'll let you record us fucking and fap to the video later, just because I'm nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S94UJ449P-M
>>68786588
>speaking english
KEK
>>68780724
We have never been your ally and you have never been ours.
>>68780561
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
We NEED a 3-0 before 60'. Pls.
>>68786605
We played decently, but the early goal thing has been a trend. I'll have to look it up.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED USA
>>68786672
Half of your country speaks French, pipe down.
>>68786699
THANK KEK
>>68786699
You got served britbong
>>68786813
>7-0
Absolutely haram, Guzan.
>LETTING LELVEZZI SCORE
>LETTING SHITGUAIN SCORE
WE FUCKING SUCK
>>68786813
0-7
America coming back from this would be twice the magnitude of Istanbul 2005.
>>68786813
>S I E T E A C E R O
>I
>E
>T
>E
>A
>C
>E
>R
>O
>>68786699
dammit KEK is against us ;__;
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT THE WORST GOALKEEPER IN THE EPL LAST LEASIN IN GOAL FOR AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT.
YOUR BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES.
>>68786813
Gracias Mexico, see you soon in the safe shallow water of concacaf.
>The same country that produced Friedel and Howard produced Shitzan
How have we fallen so far
>SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
>SUICIDE WATCH
>>68786317
>gets triggered
>wants to make other people mad
>cant
>j-just stop replying
Sure thing kiddo, sure thing.
>>68786833
half your country speaks Arabic
]Can I post here without getting called a PU70?
>>68786979
>LEASIN
>>68786813
Povertyball is for countries without clean water.
Stay mad Pedro.
>>68787043
Si mi amor
>>68786990
He played for Chivas USA and I'm pretty sure it broke him
>>68787043
PU70
>>68787043
Let's be pu70s toguether.
4-0 before 65' is the next target lads
PRAISE KEK
>>68787043
NO
PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70 PU70
>>68786813
Se7en
>>68787043
Sí, pero te pueden llamar otras cosas.
Sie7e a Cer0, for example.
>>68787043
Probably
gib link pls
feeling really bad for 'murica rn.
i just hope the fans in the stadium knew what they were letting themselves in for.
Has the US taken a shot on goal yet?
I wanna see the ball possession for this game.
>>68786813
EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH
SIETE
>>68786990
The past couple years at Villa destroyed him. He was fucking fantastic for them until about two seasons ago, then you could just watch him falling apart in parallel with their fortunes.
>>68787192
Haven't seen the team look this hopelessly outmatched in a long time.
GOD FUCKING GAMN YOU MICHAEL BRADLY
>>68787016
Polish. But nice try.
>>68787210
USA has zero shots, zero of which are on goal and 35% possession
>>68787263
lols even when Bradley does something good he still fucks it up by doing too much.
Yedlen is the fastest player in the world.
who /turnedthegameoffandwatchingolmypicdivingqualifiersnow/ here
Reminder that US Pundits though Argentina were the underdogs.
>>68786813
>>68786813
All these SIETEs
respect to yedlin there
that might have put his stock price up significantly.
>>68787409
>fernando
>argentina
sounds about right
>>68787427
it also ends in 7
When will the nightmare end? ;_;
>>68787409
Overconfidence isn't just an English media thing, la
they really want to humiliate the us
is there some bad blood?
>>68787485
We're not overconfident though.
It's literally all ironic meming. We know were shit and were doomed to be shit forever.
>>68787445
He'll sign to the completely irrelevant club that is Sunderland and scape safety again next season.
I wish we could use five subs.
And start the game over
>>68787627
might be good enough for Swansea in a couple of seasons.
>>68787627
I thought he was comfortably ensconced in the purgatory of tottenhams bench
Kek, Lavessi looked like a retard there.
webm of the guy flying in his back pls
>>68787485
Our media is focuses on Wales and both Ireland's more than us this tournament tbf. Just the usual shit punditry for England.
Wtf is going on?
Appendectomy for Argentina?
Damn, what a match
New when?
>>68787792
He's spent last season on loans at Sunderland. Linked to going permanently now.
like fuck lavezzi was going to be hurt by that
maybe a strained neck at worst.
jesus christ
LAVEZZI BTFO
hoping for a cheeky 5-0
>>68788130
Curious, what's the Dutch option on Wijnaldum?
Been at Newcastle for one season and since December/January did nothing of note, even being dropped towards the end of the season, and was god awful during away games.
lads
im beginning to think this messi character is pretty good
I have the volume off. Have they begun booing yet? I've not heard the us boo their own team, but if they've ever deserved it...
Why does Fernando make these faces?
>>68788269
He's got a future for sure if he can keep his head on straight
>>68788250
he's alright. especially in our current crop of shitty players he doesn't stand out as being particularly shit.
ZUSI FUCKING OUT
NAGBE FUCKING IN
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>>68788250
I don't think you understand how football works Achmed.
Football isn't a one man game. ((((unless you're messiah)))
>>68788393
People, particularly in England, seem to think he's incredible. As a Newcastle fan, that baffles me. I've watched him all season and he's been just okay. Had a few good games, then disappeard for the rest of the season.
Bradley kills out counter
10 seconds later
Bradley springs attack for Argentina with a bad trap
can we have another comfy thread for last 15 minutes and after match discussion pls?
>>68788576
No shit. We were talking about an individual's performance and reputation though. Your point is irrelevant.
The most comfy option is riding this train into the sunset
> It is rumoured that he nearly failed his Newcastle medical as they couldn't find a heart, but the move went ahead when it was discovered he did have one, it was just the size of a pea. His nickname at Newcastle is 'winegum'
straight off his wiki
kek
MEXICO STILL THE WORST EVER
M E X I C O C K
E
X
I
C
O
C
K
The hell is going on with this team.
Does Britbongia have homegrown talent?
From the little I know about Soccer I can't remember any notable player from the English national team since Beckham or Rooney.
How much of the EPL is homebrew talent?
>>68785402
not if Cuadrado plays lol
>>68788927
Argentina for the most part were far superior in technical ability.
incompetent, outdated and arrogant tactics from 'murica also played a part a well.
>>68789055
Well yeah besides that
>>68788954
Lower leagues have most of the English players. They get bought by bigger teams once they're seen as ready for that level.
No 'Stars' right now, but a few promising young players; Alli, Dier, Kane.
Don't worry murrica, we're still worse
starting to get a bit savage now
Most embarrassing game I've watched them play. I'm out. Fuck this.
>Bradley recieves ball
>turns back and wants to pass backwards
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS YOU TARD
>>68789436
Basically the American Jordan Henderson.
Why
Don't
They
Get
The
Ball
Off
Their
Feet
And
Make
The
Easy
Pass
fug
No one who started tonight should start the next game.
going to bed
Nite
Apologies to anyone who watched
