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Gujarat Lions v Royal Challengers Bangalore at Bangalore.
Aaron Finch 0(3)
Brendon McCullum 0(0)
GET HYP
Gujarat Lions (Playing XI): Aaron Finch, Brendon McCullum, Suresh Raina(c), Dinesh Karthik(w), Dwayne Smith, Ravindra Jadeja, Dwayne Bravo, Eklavya Dwivedi, Praveen Kumar, Shadab Jakati, Dhawal Kulkarni
Royal Challengers Bangalore (Playing XI): Chris Gayle, Virat Kohli(c), AB de Villiers, Lokesh Rahul(w), Shane Watson, Stuart Binny, Sachin Baby, Chris Jordan, Sreenath Aravind, Iqbal Abdulla, Yuzvendra Chahal
reminder
>6-2
>Memecullum
>Finch
Two men of immense talent at the crease now
>loins
has a team ever taken 10 wickets in a t20 match?
LAUGHING
>loins in charge of not crumbling under pressure
>>67818038
Yeah, it happens now and then. New Zealand bowled out India and Bangladesh in the last T20 WC.
>>67818081
okay, thanks
>>67818112
Are you an expat as well?
>>67818135
he's /bundes/
>>67818135
no
>>67818145
yes
>expecting fireworks game
>have £20 on over 16.5 sixes
have i lost it all /cric/
>>67818152
awesome
>>67818185
Looks like a low scoring game. Your only hope is big black bull going berserk.
what's strategic about the time-out?
>>67818306
highbrow tactics are discussed
>Chahal to Smith, SIX
just 15 more
>>67818369
Time to wish upon a Gayle
>>67818396
need gujarat to make a semi-threatening amount of runs first
>Gujarat Lions RR 5.65
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67818421
There's another. RR is improving - there might be enough of a game on yet.
Chahal to Smith, SIX
number THREE
numero quatro
England's brave Chris Jordan.
Who here lifelong lion
>You will never be Chrissy Gayle
just twelve more sixes needed
>>67818607
Wear the orange son
need a few more sixes from the BBCs
who the fuck is Eklavya Dwivedi
>>67818881
some indian chap, i think
I love how pumped up Kohli gets
>>67819010
i was just gonna post that he seems like a bit of a cunt
next six when
D E S I G N A T E D
>>67819029
It gives him a competitive edge.
>>67819106
ahaha classic
>>67819106
gonna have to file this in my murica banter folder
>>67819029
He's quite popular over here since he behaves just like the typical Australian player
I don't think he's a cunt as much as he's in it to win it.
>>67819163
>>67819176
thanks senpaitachi
>at work and cant watch the game
shoot me now
>>67819197
>he behaves just like the typical Australian
like a cunt, then?
>>67819010
I fucking love it when players do that, Watson to Gayle excepted
>>67819227
pretty much m8
>>67819261
whoops, wrong webm
gayle and his big bat, eh?
>>67819261
>>67819299
the fucking GOAT
lmao
>pissrat poowee
>4,0,29,4
>I rate Kohli
>RCB will never hit a six
Lions actually have a chance. Crazy game.
LE
CAN'T HIT SIX
WON'T HIT SIX
>the silicon estate of Bangalore
>BABBY
>RCB btfo
What a surprise lads
>>67819873
They are the new zealand of IPL.
COME ON YOU LIONS
Who here lifelongings
Chinnaswamy too big
Bangalore took muh job
>>67819949
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WHEN I SAY A, YOU SAY B
>>67820064
you gonna say A or what?
AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT AB DE GOAT
AB DE BASED MANLET
>that sweep shot
A
>unironically watching the IPL
kys
also just four (4) more sixes lads
Based AB and Ab making sure Bravo doesn't make another shitty soca
three more sixes CARN BOYS
>>67820344
Nothing else on TV pakibro
MUH MENTUM with RCB
Stream bois?
>>67820344
Hey Paki weeb
>BIG unit
>longer and harder
WHY THE FUCK IS HIS HAPPENING REEEEE
DECIDE TO CHOOSE A TEAM FOR THE BIG GAME, CHOOSE LIONS, NOW WE GONA LOSE.
ALL MY TEAMS ARE LOSING.
COM ON LIONS WE CAn BOWL THESE FUCKERS
>>67820368
There's always anime. Already watched 42 episodes today
>>67820411
42 episodes of what?
just need two more sixes to win £25 :O
>>67820416
Various shows. mostly just caught up on this season's shows
>>67820409
iktf decided to go with super giants as super kings were out this year, big mistake.
absolute madman
IT'S OGRE LADS
LOINS BTFO
>>67820344
Sour grapes that you faggots arent allowed to play.
reminder this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
Jakati man of the match
Raina most retarded captain
>>67820448
>>67820409
Serves you two right.
>>67820411
Haven't watched anime since Shokugeki no Soma episode 15 was released.
holy guacamole
Can't stop the RCB
dammit only 15 sixes
>>67820553
hahhahahaha fucking nothing
so close yet so far
Do Loins have another chance to qualify?
I have no idea how IPL works anymore.
>>67820608
they play the winner of 3rd vs 4th
>>67820608
Yes they play the winner of sunrisers vs kkr for the last spot in the final
>>67820608
KKR vs sunrisers tomorrow. The winner of that plays the lions.
>>67820622
>>67820626
>>67820632
thanks relatives
Just woke up lads
I'm better than all of you
Got a test that I haven't studied for today lads haha
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/80325194/creaky-leaky-basin-reserve-snubbed-for-england-test-as-nzc-loses-patience
>The Basin's nadir was during the Australia test in February when sewage from the Vance Stand toilets flowed from a pipe near the main doors and formed puddles where spectators, including children, were walking outside the ground. It was seen by local and Australian media, and summed up the ageing venue's infrastructure issues which make a planned $21 million upgrade a matter of urgency.
>Smellington in charge of controlling their fecal discharges
Also, two-year schedule due Friday. How many 5-match ODI series will we get this time?
>>67827001
t. Khawaja, Pattinson, Watson and Johnson
>110 posts
>18 posters
KEK, nice "poomunity" you've got here
>>67827402
Solid meme, I laughed.
>Fatshit unironically on the team that qualified for the final
What a fucking laughable joke this "compootition" is
>>67827986
Fatshit won the game
>>67828069
>1(one) run
sure
>Australia could be poised to make a significant addition to their coaching staff, with reports former Test paceman Jason Gillespie is close to landing the job as the full-time bowling coach.
"County" ""Cricket"" on suicide watch
>>67828111
Literally his second best T20 bowling figures
>>67828279
>le only hire australians
Should have stuck with Donald
>>67828758
t. Mickey Arthur
>>67827986
There is literally nothing wrong with Fatshit in T20s
What was considered Fatshit's greatest cricketing moment?
PSA odds are still good
>>67830386
Scoring his first century after literally spending an hour in the 90s
I can't think of a player with a worse conversion rate. Even early Steve Waugh wasn't that bad.
>>67830386
Retiring
>>67827325
Implying you haven't cottaged in the Vance toilets.
>>67830396
literally free money
>>67830386
he was such a disappointment. Probably his five against South Africa. But Australia literally gollapsed to 10/48 that same day and lost the game
sums up his career really
>>67830396
England 3-0 is on 1.5 atm. Better use of money.
>>67830807
I always had mixed feeling for him. He could only bowl for a few overs before giving up, but he was a genuinely good opening batsman.
>>67831012
It was 1.27 or something when I last looked. Did they UNIRONICALLY increase the odds after Sri Lanka lost by an innings?
>>67831043
He was, and Kikeal Cuck screwed him over. Opener was the only position he ever succeeded in and Kikeal Cuck never let him open again after he became captain and Fatshit got injured in South Africa 2011, except for a couple of games in the 2013 Ashes.
>>67830386
>>67831142
Tbf I don't think he was as good as Warner or Rogers towards the end of his career.
He should have just been dropped into the middle order and have Clarke come in at 3. It's not like his spot at 4 made any difference when Watson would only ever eat up a few overs before getting out LBW.
Forcing an allrounder to be a top order batsman is ridiculous.
>>67831340
Rogers didn't come onto the scene until the 2013 Ashes. Before that they unironically fucked around with Ed "Please rape me" Cowman for 2 years.
Warner/Watson would have been a great combo
Why was Fatson such a cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ukm7GCDv0
>>67831498
M8 Rogers played for Australia in 2008.
>>67831107
Could be that the next match is in Durham which means rain. We're literally betting on the weather at this point.
>>67831616
Outside of that incident he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. I know a lot of the shitters that came in under Ponting and Clarke's captaincy said he was the most welcoming of the team veterans.
>>67831653
That's true, but then Hilbitch became selector so no oldies allowed.
Rest in pieces Worst Hussey, Hodge, Oldgers etc
>>67831679
Beyond SCG tier rain, I don't think SL have any chance at all. They've lost two of their best bowlers, which is the only ""strength"" of their current team. Root, Bairstow and Cook are going to walk all over them, before their homebabby bowlers get their batsmen out in the double digits. Cook and Compton will literally have a run rate above 0.4.
>>67831616
t. Michael Clarke
>>67831787
SCG got 1.5 days play
That's probably enough to beat Sri Lanka as long as Cook and Compton dont bat
>>67831755
Hodge was overrated. He was found out by South Africa and rightly dropped for good.
Hussey really should have been capped though. It baffles me that guys like Beer were unironically selected, while guys that were scoring runs for fun in Shield were too old.
>>67831888
Reminder that the following players played for Australia and did so completely unironically
Xavier Doherty
Michael Beer
Andrew McDonald
Bryce McGain
Trent Copeland
Cameron White
Bob "the greatest 9 of all time" Quiney
Steve Smith 1.0
Ed Cowan
Ashton Agar
Alex Doolan
There's probably more of those-tier guys I can't think of right now. The Hilbitch and Memeverarity years truly were a nightmare. Rod Marsh is 100x better than those clowns.
>>67831789
t. Simon Katich
>>67832053
There was literally nothing wrong with pre-debut Agar. Selecting him has ruined his career though.
>>67832053
I actually liked McDonald. He was a good test match allrounder
>>67832115
he was a fucking net bowler who got Kikeal Cuck out a couple of times and was unironically picked to play test cricket because of it
he is the definition of a meme player. I'd be surprised if there was a greater meme in the history of this sport than Agar. His selection didnt ruin him. He is just shit. He always was a shit bowler and still is and will ever cut it as a batsman Smith style despite his meme 98.
>>67832053
>XD and proto-Smith
Stop reminding me
>>67832053
>all those "the next shane warnes"
>all those "the next rickey pontings"
A fox sports facebook cucket bogan would unironically select a better team
Spent entire night playing Chrono Trigger lads.
All praise be upon Allah for creating emulators.
Reminder this """man""" was selected three times
>>67832053
>Not playing average-tier Australia at all during those years
Literally seething
>>67832556
>was
He's still being selected m8
>>67832591
>he only started watching cricket in 2014
Poo Peeland literally played >us in 2011, bang-smack in the middle of those years you casual. And they even won a game because of it, the first time they had done that in GOATstralia since Hadlee iirc.
>you now remember PJ Hughes c Guptill b Martin
>>67832750
>you now remember PJ Hughes
Only 90s kids will remember...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZs7sSq6Y-c
>>67832610
>>67832556
It's either him or Memeswell for the backup ""allrounder"" and since the Memester basically isn't an allrounder Moey gets it by default.
Reddit is literally seething about it but who the fuck else did they want picked? Dan Christian? Faulkner? Kek.
>>67832911
Wasn't reddit unironically shilling for a stoinis cap?
>>67832911
>>67832959
Doubt it desu. The conventional wisdom on lebbit is to look at the stats from the previous shield season and pick a national squad based on that.
That's the main arguement against Shitriques. He played three games, top scored with 25 and his best haul was a onefer. it's a valid arguement but there just isn't anyone better than him. All of >our allrounders outside of Best Marsh are dogshit. Rest in pieces Cancer.
Personally I wouldn't take Henriques, he just doesn't add anything of value. if Marsh gets injured I'd either play 4 bowlers or bat SOK 7, Starc 8 like NSW often does.
>>67832115
Neck yourself gatecuck
>>67833051
Why haven't you dropped a truth bomb on him yet m8?
>>67832181
>you now remember Goose shilling Agar as the next Smith during the SA series
Kek. Literally one of NZ's five greatest batsmen ended his career in the space of an over for good.
>>67833491
his ""career"" was dead long before the meme cup
I still think Smith was fucking retarded for not bowling him again after that over. Fatshit went for the same amount of runs in an over during the same game.
>>67833422
thats not me m8 and i cant post on lebbit from where i am atm
>>67833557
>I still think Smith was fucking retarded for not bowling him again after that over
>you now remember Stove not bowling out Zampa against PP or India
I try to defend GOATven GODth wherever I can, but that was fairly indefensible.
>>67833557
Not bowling Zampa properly was dumb as fuck, especially given how well he did in the IPL
Can't remember which game it was in, but he only bowled one over on what was a pretty slow pitch. Smith was lucky to even be in the T20 team 2bh
>>67833744
No he wasn't. If you watched the games and not the scorecards you'd see that he was hitting the balls cleanly and looking in control the entire time he was at the crease.
T20 is literally luckswing, and luck went against Smith
>>67833783
Yeah, I don't ever remember asking you for your fucking opinion.
>>67833933
I will literally fuck you up the ass daniel
>>67833964
You couldn't fuck a pear.
>>67833933
Based statscunt
>>67834037
You can't even fuck a 4/10 slav
>>67834297
kek
>>67834313
Thanks for the support Ankush
>>67834297
But I still fucked your mum.
>>67834353
B T F O
T
F
O
We're literally gonna win the league and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>67834336
You're welcome good friend
>>67834353
10/10
>>67834353
60/10
>>67834353
>>67834374
>>67834402
>another episode of statsy same fagging
>>67834436
it's the original ams
>>67834353
S T A T S G O D
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>>67834353
Holy shit FUCKING NUCLEAR HEAT
/bundes/ is up lads
>>67834390
>>67834353
Top kek, statsbro does it again
How can one man be so based?
>>67834540
>Gets annihilated
>changes the topic
kys
>>67834459
pathetic stuff
If /cric/ was to field a cricket team who would be captain?
>>67834618
based Mark Chapman
>>67834631
I mean which member of our poomunity
>>67834618
Goosey with Convict as vice captain
>inb4 they don't post anymore!
Goosey does and you're a seething casual if you can't detect his posts.
Convict posted during the Big Bash
>>67834652
Mark Chapman is literally statschink
>>67834631
>statscunt's namesake is the guy who shot Lennon
>>67834684
Kek, when did this meme start?
Although I'll admit, given that I'm supposedly half-Taiwanese this was only the natural progression
>>67834726
World T20 qualifiers from memory
>>67834753
link?
>>67834726
I forced it during the Meme cup. Why do you think I've been referring to statscunt as Mark?
>>67834771
The funny thing is I had alluded to being Mark months back and no one caught on.
>>67834796
No one knew who he was until the Wt20 qualifiers when King Kong were playing and we realised there was a half chink from Auckland who went to UoA. The only thing that could have made it more perfect is if he was born in Australia.
>>67834770
can't be fucked tbqh
people were talking about Chapman being half peelander and the obvious connection was made to you
Weather looking decent England vs Sri Lanka lads. Are we expecting another blowout by England?
>>67834859
>le street
>>67834859
Yep. England have lost Stokes, which means jack shit, while Chameera and Prasad are kill. The only difference is that the Shit Lankan keeper is back, but he's just as terrible as the rest of their batting lineup.
It's going to be even more one sided than headingly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetton-le-Hole
>Hetton-le-Hole
that's got to be the best name for any location on this planet
>>67834910
I live near a place unironically called Cockburn
>>67834933
James Vince is from Cuckfield
>>67834902
>but he's just as terrible as the rest of their batting lineup.
he's actually pretty good. Definitely their third best bat after Mathews and Chandimal
won't make a difference though, SL will still get crushed
>>67834726
>supposedly
You literally let it slip yourself when you were going on your racial purity rant.
>>67834969
You seriously believe that?
>>67834816
>No one knew who he was until the Wt20 qualifiers when King Kong were playing and we realised there was a half chink from Auckland who went to UoA. The only thing that could have made it more perfect is if he was born in Australia.
No m8, a few people knew him before that. He was the youngest person to score a century on ODI debut
What is the greatest name in /cric/story?
pic related
>>67835023
>i was only pretending to be a chink I s-swear!
>>67834969
Don't forget when he was caught posting a screenshot of google chrome while logged in as Zhang, ala Ankush
>>67820519
>he's not watching the GOAT anime adapted from the GAOT manga
>>67835045
Sure. whatever fits your narrative.
I bet you actually think statscunt and B3K are two different people.
>>67835064
Fuck, I'll never forget that day
>>67835191
>>67835064
wait, when did this happen?
>>67835267
ages ago, it wasn't that big of a deal
Ankush is talking about his reveal
Some folks playing cricket at my college
>>67835476
/based migration/
>>67835500
yea I think they're all Indian/Pakistani internationals
>>67835476
I bet they were thrilled to have a big strong American take an interest in their sport
cricket is awesome
>>67835517
shit happens in Italy too.
>>67835581
i didn't take the pic, it was on espncricinfo
>>67835476
wow man you are really tall
BIG STRONG
I saw Mark Chapman at uni once and I was about to say "hi statscunt love your work" but then I remembered that he isn't actually statscunt.
It was this moment that I realised that I may be autistic.
>>67835476
Shithouse technique. Go and laugh at them.
>>67836148
>berlin has a real sized cricket ground and we don't
ree
>>67836348
there is literally nothing wrong with their technique
>>67835476
>that footwork
you just know they're IPL only losers, fucking chanderpaul would be disgusted by that
Reminder that it was never confirmed that the ranting racial supremacist was actually statscunt, it was all speculation. He's bought the narrative but I feel it is simply to distract you all from his true endgame. If we all believe he is asian then finding him will be more difficult.
>>67836225
there's a building that looks exactly like the one across the quad from where the pic was taken, the dude is standing on those steps
>>67836633
why would he bat right in front of a building, that's just retarded man, use your noggin
>>67836713
look at that fucking monkey
Redpill me on T20
>>67836741
It's shit.
>>67836741
it's literally the best cricket format
>>67836741
t20 > odi >>> test
Lifelong fan here. Exactly which part of Gujarat are you lads from?
>>67836741
Imagine a smelly turd
>>67836741
It's for fucktards.
You'll love it.
>>67836760
Gujarat hills senpai, next to the zoo. I pretty much live, breathe and sleep lions
>>67836741
One day, whilst mulling over their lack of consistent revenue, a county cricket exec pitched a new "exciting" form of cricket that allows games to be over in 3 hours, focuses on big hitting and lots of outs. Upon consulting his board of directors with his new idea, they responded
>But hold on John. This idea you're describing, isn't that just baseball?
>Uh, no, it uses cricket bats
>But what's the difference between it and baseball?
>Um. Well. Reverse sweeps? And DLF Maximums?
>FUCKING BRILLIANT HOLY SHIT WOW BASEBALL ON SUICIDE WATCH 10/10 BEST IDEA OF ALL TIME
>>67836786
reminder it was literally >your greatest ever batsman and cousin of famous hollywood actor Russell Crowe that came up with it
>+250 posts
>39 IPs
>half of them auscucks ban evading
LEL
>>67836802
No that was based elite and muscular cricket max
Though T20 can definitely be traced back to it, he started the meme of needing a new format.
I still retain the belief that 4 stumps is a brilliant idea and would make all three formats of the game better. There is no way a batsman can fully cover four stumps with total confidence, the corridor of uncertainty would be greater and it would swing the "balance of bat and ball" back to being more equal.
>>67836820
all me desu
>>67836820
>39 images and 39 posters
>can't tell how elite /bundes/' knowledge of our memes is
when's wood back lads
>>67836891
Probably never, Finn's better than him now anyway.
>>67836908
Wood's qt though
>>67836908
He might end the Woakes meme at the very least
Reminder KrazyKuckold believes that Sandhu is better looking than Wasim Akram
>>67836780
>mvq search for gujarat hills and it's a thing
>mvq there's a zoo next to it
>mvq the zoo is famous for breeding asian lions
I'm a wizard I just didn't know it senpaitachi
thanks for listening
http://www.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/80161/rajiv-shukla-ipl-chairman-to-take-up-chris-gayle-issue-with-bcci?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=short-url
>Getting rid of your biggest moneymaker and best batsman
Bravo Renegades.
>>67836989
He's just bad press at this point.
>>67837053
It's all a media beatup, though. The fans love him otherwise.
>>67837072
I think this will push public opinion the other way. Don't blush baby was blown out of proportion, but this stuff is genuinely shitty
>>67837103
>He doesn't want to hold his big bat
Cuck detected.
>>67836939
Unironically agree
Akram had great hair but bad skin
>>67836331
>I saw Mark Chapman at uni once and I was about to say "hi statscunt love your work" but then I remembered that he isn't actually statscunt.
kek, you should have done it
>>67836456
There is literally nothing wrong with being biracial.
Having ancestors who descended from two of the greatest civilizations in history (Chinese, Greek) is far better than whatever potato farmer hucks you descended from. I bet you only speak 1 language too. Kek.
>>67837427
>responding to a 3 hour old post
Holy shit, how are you this insecure about your heritage? Most of us don't give a fuck, you don't choose what you're born as.
>>67837435
>le i don't le care xD
aka I descended from a pack of inbred sheepfucking potatoniggers
>>67837427
>There is literally nothing wrong with being biracial
Literally no one said they're was, you're just projecting your insecurities.
>>67837451
I genuinely cannot tell what you're attempting to imply here honestly mate.
>>67837461
>I need to be spoonfed
Kek, so much for being intellectual my 19 y/o friend. Back to r/politics you go.
>>67837478
This bait is too weak to actually be statscunt. I'm going to put some money on it being shitspouter. It seems a part of shitspouter's endgame is absolutely destroying any reputation statscunt has.
>>67837496
say what you will about statscunt, but he was mildly clever in how he'd insult you
I maintain this is an infiltration mission by the original ams
>>67837496
>gets blown the fuck out
>i-i-i-its an impostor!!!!!!!
kek, YOU literally care MORE about MY poosonality than I do. Let that sink in. It stems from your inherent desire to control and rationalize everything you see. That is EXACTLY why you keep reading shitty pseudo-intellectual literature to assure others you known the answers, when YOU can't even answer questions about yourself.
Stay in school, kid. For your own good.
>>67837509
>original ams
No way. It's more likely to be Daniel than him. He was a little bitch who cried in a corner when people took over is precious threads and then promptly left because he was being bullied.
But you're right, this definitely isn't statscunt.
>>67837516
This is really, really weak mattposting.
This is an awful statscunt impersonation.
>>67837496
Not me sis. I realise that statschink is literally obsessed with me but it isn't mutual. I also think you overestimate his intellect, this kind of racial carry-on isn't below him.
you're all raging homosexuals
i'm a raging homosexual
>>67837556
Good to see you haven't killed yourself yet, FauxMS.
>>67837549
>trying to goad me for more keks
nice try, sister fister
What is the most cancerous community and why is it cric?
>>67837600
>What is the most cancerous community
Haddin family reunion
>>67837600
/cric/ doesn't even come close to /nrl/ for cancer honestly.
>>67837600
/cric/ because cricket is seldom discussed, and it's become a social club for adolescent fucktards who are inexplicably;y obsessed with each others "personalities".
>>67837616
Wouldn't know lad I have no interest in the sport
>>67837618
*poosonalities
Spell it correctly sis
>>67837636
Get fucked.
>>67837618
This guy gets it.
>>67837618
>implying this hasn't been true for every single au/sp/ related general for the last three years
>implying you aren't a freshcunt
Seriously, if you're not used to this by now you should just leave. It's an intrinsic part of every general that has frequent australian or nz posters. Even /rug/ is fucking packed to the brim with "endgames" and "nina" and "jeff" now. Complaining about it just outs you as a freshie.
>>67837652
Case in point. Thank you.
>>67837656
Based original ams
Sorry I stole your name
lol
>>67837652
>mentions deff
>not elite, handsome, muscular, popular and knowledgeable gentleben
kys
>>67837652
Le ewe r fweshcunt absolute cancer tbqh
>>67837686
>gentleben
>anything but a raging fucking faggot
Holy FUCK guys
CA have just posted a 360 degree video of Ellyse eating lunch
https://www.fb.com/cricketcomau/videos/10154211315104313/
What a time to be alive.
It's my birthday today
>>67838558
hb la
How are my elite and muscular /cric/ friends doing?
Going to the test on saturday lads
First time I've ever been to a cricket match in real life
>>67839615
nice one mate don't fuck it up
>>67839670
Thanks got any tips?
put a cheeky $2 on Notts to win it with money back if draw
Might cash out at this lads, solid profit. The bookies now have them as favourites from 3.75 when I bet on them but I'm not buying it, a win from here is still steep as fuck.
>pennypunting
Holy shit Notts are actually going to do it. The absolute madmen.
>I picked a ridiculous upset and I only put $2 on it
Fuck I'm good
>>67839400
Game thread
>Warner
>>67838558
Bloody 'ell, are you Jonny Wilkinson?
>>67839674
Yes, make sure you're dressed for the occassion (pic related).
