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>mfw at least 1,000 mongol suicides tonight
>Sebastian divho
>>67784444
quads confirm. about time this trash is wiped off the earth
>tfw you will never goon it up, win medals, and hang out with putin
>>67784639
Putin is too cute for a dictator
Official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
Tbh Canada winning is the best option for /hoc/
>>67784684
this. no one should mess with balance in the world
this sport is a fucking joke
>>67784444
quads confirm
>>67784684
Russia would also have been acceptable.
>>67784684
Not even
>It's a Finland loses a final episode
Getting pretty stale, the writers need to come up with new ideas
>>67784667
What if he's not a dictator and all your world is just propaganda?
>>67784682
no, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
>>67784910
what is even the point of letting the underdog go all the way only to fail in the end
>>67784979
It happened in Bad Newd Bears which is the goat sports movie
PERKELE :DDD EBIN
>>67784979
To ultimately learn a greater lesson: winning isn't everything.
>>67785011
And Rocky
Sorry about cucking you again finlan
>>67784684
True, the world is not ready for binland triple god memes
>this was the craps year
>they blew it in the second round again
>>67785095
What's wrong with his face?
>>67785111
gold* but god is fine too
>>67785133
No one's found a cure to being finnish yet
>>67785133
he is finnish
Problem, Finland?
>>67785133
nashville inbred genes
>“In school, children are taught that Finnish genes are slightly different,” Peltonen explained. “The textbooks and public press contain significant information about them. The search for the special selection of genes—actually they are alleles—is considered as a cause for pride.”
Is this true, Finland?
>>67785184
>patrick cry-ne
>>67785184
PERKELE
>>67785168
>the youngest player to win wc mvp
>>67785168
>80% lose rate in the finals
you think we aren't used to this?
>>67785211
>the youngest player to go bald
>>67784923
what if one billion chinks occupy the Siberia?
>>67785222
So when Pulju and Laine are in the NHL, will you guys stop caring about Barkov?
>>67784444
Delete this. Suicide isn't funny.
>>67785605
it's p funny tbqh
>>67785263
rekt
>tfw you're McDavid's fat little brother, and he's the greatest hockey player on the planet, but you're just a little fat kid and letting girls grab your moobs is the only female contact you'll ever have
>another le finland bashing thread XDDDDDDDD
don't you think you're like... crossing the line? I don't think it's necessary get this cocky about beating a small ass country, fucking subhumans.
the better team won and we were absolutely horrible, no one is denying that. now fuck off and GG Canadabros, enjoy your victory.
>>67785816
I still love you
http://www.iihfworlds2016.com/en/news/awards/
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
LAINE MVP
>LAINE MVP
>>67785816
I'm sorry you had to see this. We're not all this sensitive.
Excited for the game tonight hoc?
>>67785816
They have no teams in the nhl playoffs so they went out of their way to win your meme tournament just so they would win something.
>>67785816
Well, you guys did go into omega shitpost mode after the 4-0 loss >you handed >us. Then you pretty much awarded >yourselves the gold medal the night before the game. Pretty deserved, tbqh fampai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
SARAVON
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will the laffs still select bustthews? its clear that laine is genetically(blonde, blue eyes, white) superior but also the mvp, auspic was exposed badly in the semis and bronze
Who /Shawn Michaels/ here
>>67786182
who?
>>67786099
Well to be fair, he was playing with a bunch of grinders and AHLers. Laine was playing with legit top 6 forwards.
>>67784444
that hurts coming from a polish, italian, irish conquistador
fuck
>>67785816
>crying this much
You Mongols were shitposting at warp speed when you won, this is your reward for that. Keep crying bitch nigga
>>67786257
who let those savages in?
>>67786325
The gubmint
>>67786276
We're not shitposting when the shit gets real. All you see is Finns congratulating you for the victory while you spout your shitty fucking age old mongol memes and everyone in general just seems to hate us.
Fucking fuck. I actually for the first time genuinely feel bad due to browsing this shit site. Think I'll leave for the summer.
>>67785873
Individual Awards as selected by the Directorate:
Best Goaltender: Mikko Koskinen, Finland
Best Defenceman: Michael Matheson, Canada
Best Forward: Patrik Laine, Finland
Most Valuable Player as selected by the media:
Patrick Laine, Finland
All-Star Team as selected by the media:
Goaltender: Mikko Koskinen (FIN)
Defencemen: Nikita Zaitsev (RUS), Michael Matheson (CAN)
Forwards: Patrik Laine (FIN), Vadim Shipachyov (RUS), Mikael Granlund (FIN)
Why do spics lie about their height all the time?
fucking kill yourselves canadian bullies
>>67786366
Check this thread out you butthurt cuckold
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67655710/#67656049
I thought Finns could handle the banter
>>67786384
He has a great future. It just wasn't enough this time, but he'll know what it feels to succeed some day.
>>67786434
Yeah whatever I'm just tired and disappointed. No hard feelings
Goodnight and see you in the WC
>>67786519
hyvää yötä
>>67785262
I feel you sir
does anyone in the world other than Finland care about IIHF? world cup will be a much better gauge.
>>67786605
I still dont understand the format why the fuck would there be team EU and NA just play with the countries ffs
>>67786616
To punish meme countries that don't make Gary enough shekels and to get more American/Canadian players into the tournament
>>67786663
>to punish meme countries that never make it out of round robin
ftfy
>>67786616
I mean I understand it, I just don't know why it's named team Europe. It seems misleading. They could have came up with a better name like "The Leftovers"
>>67786616
The only hope is that EU and NA finish last and second-last so Buttman kills the teams for next year. If NA memes into third or fourth the World Cup is forever doomed to a gimmicky bullshit existence.
I was cheering for USA. Does it always suck this hard to be a fan of Team USA?
>>67786730
>implying
If the final is Team Europe vs. Team NA then Gary will be pissed. He wants Canada vs. USA
>>67786729
>Continental All-Stars
>>67786756
Final will be Canada US obvie but I'm saying if NA or EU meme their way into the bronze medal match it'll literally ruin the WC forever.
>>67786746
No, because we're too busy watching the Playoffs instead of resorting to meme tourneys like you. One of the benefits to having teams in the ploffs :^)
>finland has entered the angry stage of drunkenness
how long to pittsburg match?
>>67786788
Why is the sex of the ministers relevant at all
>tfw stomach ache
Ouch lads
>>67786788
Yeah I agree watching Canadian players is much better than watching Americans try to play hockey
>7-2
>>67786780
do they even play bronze medal game in wc?
>>67786808
It seems you're unaware of the current year.
>>67786616
plastic as hell
makes it a complete meme tournament for me.
>>67786803
2am
>>67786814
My team doesn't really have any good Canadians
>>67786814
>canautist
>getting mad
Shocker. Pic related btw, he lifts the conn smythe ;^)
>>67786829
It's arguably less relevant than the world championships tbqh
Fucking bettman is ruining this sport
>>67786857
What jersey is he wearing there, how did that tournament go?
>>67786859
Breathe deep and slow, it will help calm you down. I promise.
>>67786852
>lying
>>67786434
>all the anal anguish in that thread
WEW LAD
>>67786890
What would I possibly be mad about? My country won today, and didn't get BTFO 7-2. Pretty comfy here
>>67786901
Only the West Coast teams are primarily made out if canacucks. You got shit on the east, you nerd.
Where were you when finland died?
>>67786947
Your mother's anal cavity
>>67786939
>literally the best player in the league
>best defenseman on the pens
>starting goalie on the pens
ok max I know you're mad about 7-2 but you're embarrassing yourself here
RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>67787050
Go to bed you alcoholic fuck
>>67787078
don't bully, fag
>>67787114
How about I bully your mom's cooter
>>67786968
>3 players
>No kessel line, Malkin, hornqvist, matta, Cullen
Oh wow, Canada sure is carrying them to the cup, buddy
How about Tampa right now, friend. Wanna count all the leafs for me ?
>>67787130
I don't understand why everyone shoops this nigger into everything
>>67786901
>drouin
>le invisible playoff man who hasn't even played this post season
>uh
>coburn and garrison I guess
>>67787226
Because reddit creates oc
I know that feel when choking always at your favorite sport. Dont give up Finland.
>>67785426
favourite player of mine. i hope not
>>67787226
You dont understand memes bud?
Feel sorry for you Tee Bee H
>>67787238
This, saw this on the elimation thread on /r/hockey. But how would you know it it's reddit if you don't go there you fucking normie reddiTURD?
Finnish posters have been one of my favorite discoveries since I started browsing /hoc/.
>>67787326
:^)
>>67787130
can someone shop the JUST-meme into Laines face
>>67786388
i think mcdavid grew a couple inches during the season desu, i know listed heights in sports is a shit show but theres no way hes only 6'1
>>67787326
LITERALLY EVERYONE HERE GOES TO REDDIT.
>>67787422
i was there once and wondered how anyone could possibly navigate the utterly retarded comment system
>>67787422
>tfw not sure if revisionist newfaggot history or reckless shitposting
Stop it.
>>67787454
Reported you stupid proxyfag
>>67787454
>Guys will you accept me if i pretend not to go to reddit
>>67787475
I'm on vacation, chucklefuck
>>67787483
I said stop it.
>>67787452
You're a fucking idiot dude. It's nesting
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>>67787493
>on vacation
>sits on 4chan
>>67787483
i hope you get brain cancer
>>67787511
>guys im so edgy look at me
>i sweaaaar i dont go on reddit
fag
WHERE DA GAME BREAD AT?
>>67787528
i hope you and your whole family get brain cancer
>>67787541
>mad at a website
pathetic desu
>>67787493
No you aren't faggot
Pens are gonna get btfo.
>>67786196
Washed up, recovering alcoholic wrestler
>>67787549
do you just come to 4chan to call people faggots since your too afraid to do it on reddit?
>>67787594
Game thread
>>67786257
My God Arabs are ugly, no wonder they're so angry
>>67787584
no unlike you im not a social autist and can apply social behaviors regardless of setting.
>you literally can be an edgy fag for more then 3 second so your whole life is bound to a website. Sad tbqhwyf
>>67787660
so your social behavior is calling people fags? you sound pretty autistic
>>67787556
Sup bitch
>>67787710
like i said its all about the website. Im just waiting to go to the pub with my buddies and making you mad in the meantime.
>mad at a website
>everyone else does it so ill do it too
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
>>67787746
what are you waiting for the game has already started, are you too much of an autist to chill by yourself in public?
>>67784923
Fuckin this. Putin is a goddamn boss, and just because he doesn't take shit from the US, he's labelled a 'threat to stability.' Murricans - I like you guys, but your government's foreign policy is fucking annoying and potentially dangerous to the rest of the world.
>rags
>>67787809
>Implying we are watching the game
you may find this hard to believe but when you leave the confines of /sp/, people actually have different interests.
>>67787820
It's just Obama being a faggot. Dubya and Putin were bros and Trump and Putin will be bros.
>>67787857
>i post in a /hoc/ thread but dont watch hockey
>i post on 4chan but im not like anyone here
what the fuck is wrong with you? do your friends know what a complete plug you are?
>>67785919
What a tune
Pekka
Pekka
Pekka
>>67787931
>plug
>i heard the rep hockey kids say it so i thought i could try it out at home on 4chan
Anyway i gotta run bro. Good shitposting desu
>many thanks to Finland for their great and very talented game
thank you putin
>>67788039
have fun at the bar on a sunday when literally everybody else is out camping and hooking up
>>67788093
He is awesome :D
>>67788307
any photos of him and mcdavid?
>>67788307
>tfw putin was at the f1 race too
is there a more based president ?
i want
>pongs v blouses
at least i can "respect" these two teams
>move tampa to quebec
and
>cali fan base...
besides blues-blackhawks and lightning-islanders, this year's playoffs have been so fucking boring
>>67784372
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=5853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
>>67788564
>pongs-craps
9 years ago
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/xy/orig/2zovnw99/Telkkari%20parvekkeelta%20%28Suomi-Kanada%29.mp4
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/s2/orig/4xzlmjfg/Ei%20mennyt%20matsi%20putkeen%20-%20telkkari%20lent%C3%A4%C3%A4%20parvekkeelta.mp4
>shits burg fans
HOLD THE DOOR
O
D
O
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tampa doesn't deserve to be in POs
Since Tampa's offense decided this is a night to give up in the first period, this series is over in 6.
>>67788565
very addictive
this song goes into my cars play-list
>>67789591
>>67788565
>music
such justice after the Finfags shit posting after the 4 - 0 game
fuck this shit fuck syrupniggers we still have the best goalie and 2 best offense pålayers REEEEEEE
>mfw Finnish WHC bandwagoners thought Finland was gonna win ez pz because our media told them so
Just glad we lost desu
saravo pekka pekka pekka pekka....
VITTU SAATANA!!!
WE COULD HAVE WON THIS YEAR
THIS WAS THE YEAR
BUT NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK SAATANA PERKELE I KILL MAISELF AP IN TE ÄÄS OF TIMO
>our glorious Bronze
This tournament has made me realize how much I miss TSN hockey commentary
Fuck sportsnet and fuck the nhl for selling the rights to them
>>67790469
>tfw bob McKenzie said he is retiring soon
AHAHAHAHAHA!
binnland = gay = shit = garbage
USA = shit team = shit country = no medals
KEK!
>>67789897
This
We got bullied so hard, but the good guys always win. :)
>>67792204
>implying you wouldn't
Guaranteed NHL 1st rounder f@m
>>67790793
That sucks
If Fleury plays the rest of the of the series, Tampa Bay will win.
Switching from Murray was clearly a mistake already, Fleury is struggling with these weak/bad angle shots all game long.
At this point Tampa is throwing the puck to the net from the same bad angle and has generated 2 goals from it, nearly 3 if Callahan's didn't go post to post. Murray is harder to score on than that, Fleury was a gift to Tampa.
Morning Americans
Wth is up with your announcers, Canada?
>>67792397
He's also the best looking Russian player in the league. Most look like Mongols, but he actually is >white
>>67792500
Based cherry knows more about hockey than you know about burgers
>>67792500
I hope your not insulting Based Don Cherry, Amerifriend
>>67792500
>tfw Mark Rycroft has copied this meme suit gimmick for Avalanche intermission reports
it was bad enough when it was just one senile Canadian attention whore, now its spreading.
>>67792435
Fleury beat by the same angle again.
Tampa wins, called it.
Queen Crosby BTFO
nicely done tampa
>fleury was a #1 pick
>FLEU4Y
fluery is fucking atrocious, like holy shit that loss is entirely on him
>>67791719
nice basement suite
>>67792745
Smuk plz come back
>Fleury
>Winning important playoff games
Pick only one
>the penguinas don't lose consecutive games
Ohhoho
MAKE MORE OF THESE SANDWICHES YOU LAZY NIGGER
SANDWICH ALWAYS WINS
mad?
PUT MURRAY BACK IN. FUCK FLUERY
>the city of Fleury
>the city of Pongs
>the city of Shittsburgh
>the city of Sheetz
>the city of 46-0
of all the future superstar players drafted in 2003, pissburgh took fluery, number one overall
let that sink in
>LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG >LET-4NG
>>67792204
somebody screencapped my post nice
>Have hot goalie in the playoffs
>Bench him for conference finals game 5.
>>67792857
I hope he eats a slapper to the face. Dirty player, been concussed a few times shouldn't be hard to end his career
>>67792838
>le cup win goalie
Not even a pens fan
>>67792838
scouting report is out: Fleury is weak on short side angles
He'll become a back up goalie for the rest of his career now. A starter can't be so consistently weak on that.
>>67792875
He had a stroke too, remember?
>literal reddit meme of a player
How much do you hate sandwich fleury?
>>67792859
>have young goaltender on a roll
>bench him for one loss that wasn't his fault
>realize you made a mistake, after Grandpa Concussion shits the bed
>it will be too late, you already shattered his confidence.
lol @ Shitsburgh
hahahaha
why the fuck did pittsburgh start fleury?
he hasn't played in 4 months
>that Crysby ass-mad after the goal
>the city of Shitsburgh
This night literally cannot get better.
>>67792963
>ruining a perfectly good sandwich with tomatoes
>>67792857
>Shea Weber exposed
>Letang exposed
>Doughty exposed
>Keith exposed
whos next
>>67792943
post butt
>Shittsburgh thought they had a chance against the defending Eastern Conference champions
>>67792963
>publix sandwich
>believing the myth its actually good
>pongs
Sustr's growth from last year has to be the biggest jump I've ever seen from a player.
hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Am I too late for
>fuggland:DDD
?
>>67793013
One more game lads
>>67793055
Yes, way too late. We're not talking about meme hockey anymore.
>the very real possibility of a blues/bolts final
>>67793057
>both are named after natural weather phenomena
>one is Western, one is Eastern
natural broship confirmed.
>>67793080
>saint blewit LOSE
Back to Rebbit kid, gotta be 18 to post here.
>>67793080
The Blues are a more respectable franchise than the Sharks desu
>>67793040
t. the only devlels fan
>>67793080
>muh ratings
seriously though, best of the four options
>>67793112
>reading comprehension
remember lol, plus minus doesn't tell you how good or bad a player is
>>67793135
Nah, snorks/pongs would be the best outcome but I doubt it's happening now
>46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1 46-1
>>67793192
yeah maybe if you're a -1 or -2 but -4 you definitely fucked up
>>67793203
Kek, just saw that on /r/hockey! Upvote!
guess who leads the nhl in playoff goals
>>67793192
when a game ends 4-3 and one player is -4 it's pretty telling desu
he was also -10 in corsi
>>67793221
>yinzers getting buttmad
>>67793203
totally missed out on that one
what's 46-1 supposed to mean
>>67793196
Blues/Penguins would net the most actual hockey fans.
Californians don't know a damn thing about hockey. They might bandwagon from time to time but they usually make retarded posts like this
>>67793112
However Blues/Bolts is the most bearable outcome, and will be comfy hockey. Every neutral fan is secretly hoping for it.
>>67793221
>Pity of Shittsburg
>>67793224
Kucherov is back on top right?
>>67793243
Pongs were 46-0 in OT
>>67793243
they were 46-0 when leading after 2 periods before tonight
>>67793252
>11 goals
>22 years old
>took 26 games to score 10 goals last year
>only 15 this year
Does Cooper give the best, most substative postgames? He's kinda qt I want him to win :3
>>67793310
He'd be perfect if Matt Carle wasn't blackmailing him.
>>67793310
Guy's a great coach. He's won a championship on every level and he's going to win the Cup this year.
>>67793302
He's going to get so much money this offseason. Tampa's cap is going to get raped.
>>67793295
>letting a meme-streak snap with a non-meme game
gg no re Pongs, Tampa will choke in the SCF though
>>67793310
Cooper is the best in an interview in general.
Always gives decent informative answers.
Hitchcock is the best troll though, even looks like one.
>>67793332
To his credit Carle has been pretty good since Stralman went down.
>>67793310
I want Cooper to defend me in a court of law!
I'm biased for publix, but he's definitely qt
>tfw the good guys are winning
Why did they start Fleury over Murray? Fleury has been damaged goods in the playoffs for years. They finally get his replacement and bench him after one game. I though Disco Dan was gone?
>pongs
Cute!
>>67793393
>"""""""good guys"""""""
>HBK
>pongs heartbroken at home
>>67793252
yes
>>67793393
You mean like Canada and Russia?
>>67793429
beat me to it
>>67793475
>getting bronze
>winning
lel
Who /Blues, Bolts/ masterrace here?
who /goingtogame6ontuesday/ here
>>67793332
Kek
Blots gonna get swept again by either the Bloos or Shorks
Pensive!
>>67793489
>/poorbutwillenjoyapubsubtuesday/ here
Why does Keith Jones always leave during the broadcasts?
>>67793528
He only does intermission reports, JR and Black Guy always do the soap box post game shit.
You have to bring in a black guy at some point, otherwise its racist.
>inb4 sjws try to remind me he was once a mediocre hockey player
>>67793528
Probably has to go take a real mean shit
>>67793557
>he was once a mediocre hockey player
You already said he was black, no need to repeat yourself
>>67793557
>affirmative blacktion strikes again
>>67793557
Wut? Youre the only one bringing race into it, weirdo.
If the bolts advance to the stan lee I will mail publix subs to anons across america provided you pay for all associated costs.
Essentially I will mail you a $40 sandwich.
>>67793557
>anson carter
>mediocre
he was a pretty solid player. didnt he break 30 goals one time? couple of 20g seasons?
if they want to bring a nigger on they need to grab weeks, hes good on nhln
>>67793504
That's what people said about the Pongs :~)
>Washington vs Pittsburgh was the real ECF they said
You have any 10 seconds to name a logical reason for hating Sidney Crosby
Who /tampa/ here? Which Publix do you usually go to? Vann dyke and dale mabry reporting in.
>>67793642
he flops and gets away with it
>>67793622
1 30 goal season doesn't make a good player.
Especially when its sandwhiched between seasons where he only scored 5 and 10.
Then got dropped by the NHL altogether and had to finish his career in the swiss league.
>>67793625
And yet they havent even beat a Pongs team that keeps blowing leads.
>>67793622
Yeah, he was pretty decent. Definitely a better player than Jones and Milbury. Worse than Roenick who was elite.
>>67793681
Name 1 player that doesnt.
>>67793642
He has a girl's name.
>>67793642
whiny diving pussy faggot
>>67793528
He does the morning show on Philly radio (WYSP).
>>67793310
desu I wish he had a R A R E tortorella streak where he bants the other team
>>67793642
his personality is extremely unlikable, both on and off the ice.
He is quite literally a bitch.
>>67793687
And yet without Stamkos, Bishop and Stralman for half of the series they're on the cusp of winning :~)
>>67793701
tee bee aych carter was slightly better then jones. both were good players.
no idea why idiots are saying over .5 ppg is bad. reddit probably
>>67793334
Tampa has a Stanley cup
Neither the blues or sharks have one
Which is more likely to choke?
>>67793752
Nikolai Khabibulin is retired senpai, pretty much the only reason Tampa got that one. He was incredible in that run.
>>67793642
he entered the league as a whiny kid and hasn't matured much since then. doesn't help that he gets every call
>>67793745
>doesn't understand what mediocre means
>changes words to something more extreme to try to validate his "point"
he was also - in most seasons.
adjective
of only moderate quality
>For (you)
>>67793642
Canadian
>>67793642
There's a Vine somewhere where he gets grazed by a referee's elbow. He snapped his head back like he'd been shot.
He's a fucking asshole.
>>67793735
>stamkos
Overrated
>Bishop
Being outplayed by Vasy
>Stralman
Pens have been missing Maatta all playoffs, and Daley this game. Whats your point?
Do bolts fans actually think the West isnt going to win another cup?
>>67793812
>.5 ppg
>mediocre
and i just looked and carter looks closer to .7 ppg
thats pretty good, thats a solid 2nd line winger on most teams and 1st line on weak teams. no way you can define that as mediocre
leave it to a retarted american to know the definition of a word
>>67793705
Just one? Wayne Simmonds
>>67793705
Never seen Cody McLeod flop desu
>>67793854
>>67793865
Literal whos?
Guess I shoulda said relevant players, so you mongs wouldnt just say "Chad from 3 doors up doesnt dive"
>>67793847
>retarded for knowing the definition of words
lol alright buddy, you've embarrassed yourself at this point.
I can define his career as mediocre and did. He never accomplished anything of note, retired in a European league and only had one legitimately good season in his career.
PPG is a meme argument when you are - more than you are +. Obviously he's not getting more points than the guys he's playing against which suggests he is in fact mediocre. His one good season came on an absolutely stacked Vancouver team who helped carry him to extra points.
>le American meme
>is American
what a disgusting pleb you are, bet you have no friends.
>>67793886
never seen Datsyuk dive tbqh
>>67793886
Simmonds is one of the top power forwards in the league. He led his team in goals.
>canadia
>>67793939
>Wayne Simmonds
>top power forward
Kek thanks philly-friendo. Needed that laugh after tonights disappointment
>>67793969
>pongs fan pretending to not know who Wayne Simmonds is
topjej
>>67794007
I know who he is.
Saying hes a top power forward because he has the most goals on a team that rolls 1 line is laughable.
>>67794049
Someone is salty. Gee, I wonder why.
>>67794049
simmonds plays on the second line tho
>>67794081
>salty
>talking about flyers
What? Why would I be Salty that the flyers have no good players?
>>67794111
That just makes it even funnier.
How has Giroux fallen so far?
>>67787884
>dubya and putin were bros
pretty sure bush has said he always hated him and at one point wanted to punch him
>talking with HBK about the HBK line
Fucking meme team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24nOXnwvxQ8
>>67794163
what does that even mean? giroux was their points leader
>>67794138
>>67794163
Why do you bandwagon the pongs? That's kind of pathetic.
Also, Giroux is the NHL point leader over the last 5 seasons.
>>67792963
>not ordering a chicken tender sub
>>67794231
And yet in the last 3 he is 8th
Proving my point on how far hes fallen.
>>67794191
>HBK
>meme
He hasn't been relevant since 2010, and even that's pushing it
>>67794270
You know nothing about hockey. Stop posting.
>>67794270
>point totals decrease while playing on a rebuilding team
damn, that's some deep analysis
>>67794289
>memes
>relevant
>>67794297
>The "You dont know anything because you proved me wrong" meme
Classic.
>>67794321
>rebuilding
Were they ever relevant except that 1 year they lost in the finals?
>>67794387
You've been factually wrong on every post.
Just stop. You're only embarrassing yourself.
4chan would be a better website if gook moot ip banned the entirety of Canada
>>67794418
>factually wrong
Jesus you people are retarded
>>67784372
>it was 2-0
>>67794396
Depends what your definition of relevant is. They've been about as relevant as the pens since 2010
>>67794441
>Thornton
>>67794466
>Pens
>Continously few points out of top in division
>flyers
>Continously only a few points above 9th in conference
Pens are a lot more relevant in the season. Both of them are garbage in the playoffs
>>67794441
What's your point? What part of "the last five years" didn't you understand?
Also:
>it was 2-0
POLL POLL POLL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287971
>>67794511
I wanna see the Shork meme the Pens out of another cup. shit would be so cash
>>67794506
>he thinks I thoughts Pongs would make it past first round
R O O K I E
O
O
K
I
E
>binland
>finnish goaltending
>alcholism
>m4rc 4ndre fleury
>shittsburgh
>rags
>>67794530
excellent post
>>67794523
>I thoughts Pongs
>>67794545
Holy autism
>Tyler Johnson has scored back to back GWGs without touching the puck with his stick
>>67794530
>it was 2-0
Why did they even bother starting Fleury? They must have known he would gack it up in the end.
>it was 2-0
>>67794495
That's because the pens are all-in these next few seasons. They traded away their farm for a chance to win now. Meanwhile the Flyers are letting prospects develop in the minors while sacrificing talent on the ice. That's what rebuilding means.
>>67794562
4theMemes
>>67794530
>Fleury
>.840
So, who will they go for in game 6?
>>67794573
They'll go for Murray
>>67794590
Zatkoff
>>67794557
>I thoughts it was 2-0
>>67794573
Murray
>.840
Fleury shouldn't be starting any postseason games, ever
>it was 2-0
>>67794599
>>67794545
what is this meme
are those from the sims 4?
>>67794568
Their best Prospect is Ivan Provorov, who in likely Russian fashion will just sign to whoever pays him most after his contracts up
I can defintley tell who has the better Farm team too, when Wilkes Barre finished 5th while missing key players, and Lehigh Valley finished 12th in a Flyers "rebuild" year
>>67794590
>>67794606
You never know. They might be so stuck up in their own memes that they can't even make that judgement
>>67794633
oh
I still don't know what that show is
>>67793642
he asked the refs to make an announcement telling the fans to stop throwing hats for an opposing players hat trick
>>67794627
>comparing AHL teams to talk about farm depth
you're either trolling or fucking retarded
>>67793642
he disappears in the playoffs
>>67794656
Lel, what a Tampa tier move
>>67794658
>Comparing minors where the majority of prospects play
Holy fuck you are stupid. The fact that Pittsburgh has most of their prospects up in the NHL where as Philly has most of theirs in the AHL, means Wilkes barre is a bunch of ECHL burnouts.
You have to be baiting me.
>>67794710
AHL teams are dominated by NHL burnouts, the league leading scorers are always 28 year old plugs. It's not representative of prospect depth (most of whom are still in juniors btw)
>>67793909
He's floating around .6 ppg. Not mediocre. That;s a decent career. Short, but he made noise. The fact that he has more than 2 20g seasons puts him beyond mediocre.
Consider looking up the definition of mediocre.
>>67794798
>juniors
The only notable Flyers prospect in junior still is Provorov and maybe Sainheim. The othe
>>67794705
You should take a lesson from Crosby. Maybe if you'd stop letting foreign objects into your space you wouldn't be living in such a shithole achsven
>>67794867
How about the fucking captain of the 67's you idiot
>>67794867
>using meme grading crystal ball
>>67794881
>achsven
>>67794888
I dont even care what theyre ranked,it was the only list of the entire prospect pool I could find.
>>67794887
>1.2 ppg in Junior
Kek
>>67794881
>being this easily ass-blasted
Please, elaborate about where I live some more
>>67794867
>aubekubel
>konecny
>provorov
>sanheim
>myers
>dove mcfalls
>all in juniors
>all better than any pens prospect not named Sprong
>>67794945
add fazleev and lindblom to that list
>>67794945
>aubekubel
Sounds like Abdelkader trying to spell his name while really drunk
>Pens fans making naughty gestures
>it was 2-0
>>67794945
>thinking Sprong is Penguins best prospect
>Who is Tristan jarry
Even if he will be traded, itll be a good return
And sprong is better than every Flyers prospect still
And do you even watch CHL? Aube kubel will be all time AHLer
>Myers
Wasnt even drafted. Only reason he was noticed was his team is stacked in rouyn Noranda
>Dove Mcfalls
.5 ppg on a top QMJHL team
Literal "who?"s
Flyers Jr. Core is weak.
Pittsburgh doesnt have many CHLers because they get put on Wilkes Barre almost right away.
>>67795000
:~)
>Cuckanada
lel
>>67795005
>Pittsburgh doesnt have many CHLers because they get put on Wilkes Barre almost right away.
you can't put an 18 year old in the AHL
Watching this Canadian Pongs fan get BTFO is just icing on the cake
Not so good morning /hoc/
>>67795005
>ignoring the 3 best ones on that list
Keep on memeing
>>67793819
i guarantee you're an oilers fan. Oilers fans are always trying to pump up the west so it seems like their shit franchise isn't as shitty
pathetic tbqh
>>67795066
>people believe the flyers have a good prospect pool
Kek Totally BTFO right?
Why do Americans even post?
>>67795077
Maybe read the thread. I already said 2 of them were relevant.
>>67794867
The 3rd was mentioned somewhere else
Literally inconsolable.
>>67795005
>And sprong is better than every Flyers prospect still
>>67795094
>except for the ones he's not better than
>>67784923
>h-he's not a dictator, he just sets everything up so there's no real threat to his power in Russia's "democracy"
>>67785011
>Bad News Bears
>Not Rudy
>Not Mighty Ducks
>Not even The Sandlot
>>67795121
Kek
Thinking Provorov is better than Sprong.
Thanks for that laugh.
>>67795005
>Pittsburgh doesnt have many CHLers because they get put on Wilkes Barre almost right away.
That doesn't make any sense, you can't put a CHL eligible player in the AHL
>>67795087
Provorov, Ghostbear, Fedotov, and Morin will all probably be p based desu.
>tfw you are feeling a little blue but you remembered that somewhere out there is a little Minnesotan boy, barely can skate, straight blade stick because he doesn't know which hand to shoot with yet, dressed in hand me down old hockey gear and one day that little boy will break Gretzkys records
It's what keeps me going lads
>>67795169
CHL eligible players go up to 20 years old you mong.
Matt Murray was CHL eligible last 2 seasons before this season but was on Wilkes Barre instead
>>67784923
>tfw no WWII-style Russian-American alliance against ISIS
>>67795180
And of them only Provorov plays Junior.
But even still,
Murray, Sheary, Pouliot, Sprong, Rust, Sundqvist, Kuhnhackl
Is a lot deeper Prospect pool.
>>67795188
Somalis don't have blonde hair.
>>67795218
Not a cheesefucker by the way. I think they have a pretty good, but overrated prospect pool. They definitely don't have an answer for an aging Giroux.
>>67785011
>goat sports movie
>not Hoosiers
>not Friday Night Lights
>not Bull Durham
really now?
>>67795225
Because Flyers management is shit. Theyve always been shit, which is why they are never a team people look at as cup contenders.
> >>67795220
Le refugees xD
Minnesota is whiter than your state buddy
>>67795239
Hextall has been pretty good for them so far, imo, but he has a LOT of shit to unfuck for Philthy because they're the real thing.
>>67795190
He played 4 years of OHL eligibility, then he was free to go to the AHL. if you're talking about the overage year, only scrubs stay for that.
Did the Pens coach ever explain why he started Flower?
>>67795087
>he thinks a goaltending prospect puts the pens prospects over the flyers
>he thinks ahl standings are a good barometer for prospect pools
please leave
please stop responding to the retarded canadian pong poster.
he's just trolling because he's extremely upset that the pongs are going to be eliminated in 6 games
>>67795265
Nope. But he's regretting it now.
>>67795246
Like what?
>>67795284
For one he, unlike that fucking autist Homer, understands short, cheap deals > long, team fucking deals. I don't think he's given out any contracts for more than 2 years yet.
Flipped Scotty for Umberger + a 4th
Got a 3rd round for Mcginn
For a 2nd rounder and 4th rounder for TImonen
And he got a 1st, 3rd round, and Gudas for Coburn.
He's been busy.
>>67795072
Hello Binland. What's wrong?
>>67795277
Please stop. My dick can't handle that thought
>>67795272
Murray > Ghostbear
Pouliot > Morin
Jarry > Provorov
Sprong > Konecny
Philly fans of any sport are so fucking cancerous
>>67795301
No I mean what does he have to fix. There's not much leftover from Homer era other than MacDonald
>>67795318
>Sprong
>Good
Lyl
>>67795318
>Ghostbear
please tell me this is his real last name
>>67795318
>1.2 ppg in the Q > 1.7 ppg in OHL
keep on memeing
>>67795319
Ironically, Goaltending is what he needs to fix ASAP.
Neuvirth had a good playoffs but if being on Washington says anything, he isnt a bonafied starter.
Mason is just shit.
>>67795218
they're not prospects once they've earned a roster spot
>mfw sharks vs bolts SCF
>Canadians trying to talk about hockey
embarrassing desu
>>67795338
>mfw 2-0 Can-Fin finals
Stamkos has been invisible this playoff run. Zero points. Complete non factor!
>>67795338
Would this be the most meme final since the Hurricanes won?
>>67795367
shorks sweeping the pins in 5 would be
>>67795330
>1.7 ppg in OHL
>memeleague
OHL goalies are shit.
>>67795004
None of those posts have much of anything to do with politics you dumb nigger.
How histronically triggered do you have to be to try and tell people /pol/ would be a better place to discuss hockey broadcasting over /hoc/?
>>67795407
>implying Q is any better
keep the memes coming
>>67795337
A Prospect is someone who hasnt played a full season before the age of 22.
>>67795366
Good meme
>>67795419
a full season in the NHL or does a meme league like the ECHL count?
>>67795419
how much playing time is considered a "full season" in the NHL?
>>67795383
Everything is more meme when Florida is involved
>>67795412
In the last 5 years
>QMJHL
3 Memorial cups
>WHL and OHL
1 Memeorial cup each
>>67795423
Sussa lull
>>67795435
60 games.
>>67795431
Yes a full season in the NHL
>>67795448
a historically choker franchise who has never made it as far as they have right now is pretty meme desu
>>67795449
The best team is not an accurate representation of the entire league
A better look is of the draft picks coming out of each league.
>>67795454
had no idea it was the same girl thanks Mohammed
>>67795302
FUCK canada, look what they did
>>67795449
>MEMEorial cup
>>67795463
I thought the Q was a high scoring crazy league so when a game goes into 3 OT teams from the Q are more experienced at dumping the puck and getting a lucky goal
Reminder that the wild traded Brent burns for Devon setoguchi
>>67795467
Laine sucks dick lel
>>67795467
>mfw mass Finnish suicide
>>67795460
I was saying Tampa in the finals against the Sharks is more meme than Pittsburg sharks
>>67795476
The CHL in general is a high scoring league because goalies are hard to come by, and they take no name joes in net all the time.
In prospective, I was drafted into the Q out of Midget AAA (never made the team, spent my time in farm league before uni)
And now I shitpost in /hoc/
>>67795467
Oh yea. Sorry not following meme tournament too busy with the playoffs. At least you know he's still better than any Canadian going in the draft this year
>>67795476
prolly better than the goalers the oils have rn
>>67795484
>>67795485
FUCK OFF HE DIDNU NUFFIN HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
>>67795512
>Finnish goaltending
>>67795467
What traditional Finnish folk songs are best to suicide to?
>>67795499
ik
were you around to see Avs-Panthers?
>>67795508
I didn't know you were the oilers goalie
>>67795518
I was two so yes but no
>>67795463
The Q has a language barrier where a lot of players wont go out of Quebec to play, because they dont speak english. Theyd prefer not reporting then actually playing
This makes it so there isnt a lot of parity in the QMJHL, the Maritimes division is unusally weak where as the Quebec divisions almost always win go to the meme cup
>>67795419
>>67795458
So McDavid is still a prospect?
>>67795449
You're a fucking retard
>>67795505
Which team?
>>67795350
post butt
>>67795576
I feel this needs sound. Or am I just not up on the new trendy Finmemes
>>67795465
Me neither
>>67795592
tfw moot was too afraid of screamers to let webms have sound
>>67795592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KftO3VKoo-w
>>67795592
https://youtu.be/KftO3VKoo-w
It's ages old
>>67795556
Considered a Graduated prospect as he has a guerenteed roster spot, but technically yes.
>>67795569
Halifax Moosheads
>>67795543
are you trolling m8? a maritime team won four years in a row from 09-13
Reminder that swedes created the written finnish language
What do you guys think about my pupper?
>>67795541
same with me. first finals I remember (as a casual) was Avs-Devils because everyone in Boston wanted Ray Bourque to win a Cup while the Bruins had basically spun their wheels throughout the 90s despite him being elite af
>>67795637
Because Halifax and St.Johns spent the bulk of the 2000-2009 time in the basement collecting draft picks to stack their team.
>>67795650
he's a qt. what's his name?
>>67795650
Would pet doggie
>>67795650
Does the pupper poop the poopy?
>>67795650
cute of course. name?
>>67795661
It's a she, actually. Three weeke ole now. Haven't thought of a name yet
>>67795650
That's a cute pupper you've got there
is he elite
>>67795675
Best Russian in the league
>>67795596
>>67795596
That's the reason? The gif board allows sound.
>>67795637
Halifax traded everyone for that year,and got extremely lucky with the language barrier that MaKinnion didnt report to the Drakkar.
St.Johns was stacked to fuck after being bottom 5 their entire franchise. That and New
>>67795650
Another pic of my pupper
>>67795672
Amanda Kessel
>>67795672
how dare you assume her gender. she is a strong independent transpupper and her name should be pupjujarvi.
>>67795672
Poopjewpeejarpee
Someone make a new /hoc/ general thread that's not created by crybaby Finns
>>67795732
Yes, let a crybaby american do it instead
>>67786325
shut up mongol
>>67786257
at least finland brought in some tough guys that can score now instead of those cry babys
>>67786430
but were too happy, maybe you mongols can use the skates to an hero to relive your sadness
>>67786257
and fincucks are gonna get scored on again
>>67786384
>Matheson best dman
are they retarded? Reilly was the best dman by far and he had to carry that shitter Dumba the whole time.